FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.
@@АндрійЛотиш-ф4хYes, plenty of time until the month of Pumpkin, is good, good month, good for the economy, everyone buy candy and sweets. Cannot have, ad I said, no dental, but eggplant child love the candy, love it very much. Taste like cardboard, but no tongues in Arstotzka, so is fine.
3:30 papers please in a nutshell inspector:papers please entrant: **gives** inspector:are you from kolechia? entrant: yes inspector:CONGRATULATIONS! entrant: I get in? inspector : of course NOT
J. Kinast Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit. & no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.
Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.
This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart
- "This document's expired." + "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!" - "Today is 27th." + "No, it isn't?" - "25th..." + "It is 19th!" - "23rd is best I can do." + "But it's 19th!" - "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower." + "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid." - "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"
Next! Papers please. here you go. Duration of stay? Forever. Purpose? Engineer. We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one. bu... GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT! papers please...
REGULAR Guard: It is a good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry! WITH SUBTITLES Guard: Is good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD
_Papers, please.._ You are from Kolechia.. Yes. *CONGRATULATIONS!* I get in? :D Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session. Please look at camera... [snap] *_Aye!_* *gasp* _THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*
Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn. Person: What? Why? Boarder Guard: non of them can read.
Seeing this video in my recomended randomly after years of not keeping up with the channel, and it prompted me to pull an all nighter to binge Friday nights
***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED
"We have no work here. Everyone unemployed." "Uhhh... but clearly you have work." "I am volunteer." "You don't get paid?" "Paid volunteer." "That sound like work to me." "Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."
+Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!
I'm going through some tough times at the moment, and Andy always makes me laugh until I cry (for good reasons) in this video. I love you guys so much.
This sketch is amazing. I've been a huge fan of the game since its release on steam so finding a well written and funny sketch about Papers Please is awesome.
I love the fact that we all think arstotzka is like Russia if the Soviet Union never ended but then we see the two guards talking in American accents and realize that the border patrol officer we play is just a fucking lunatic who thinks he’s russian
Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to) *"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"* "I.. uh...-" *"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."* "I.. uh.. of course, yes, here." *"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."* "I look for work" *" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."* "Uh.. but, clearly, you have work" *"I am volunteer."* "You don't get paid?" *"Paid volunteer."* "That sounds like work to me" *"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"* "Uh, yes" *"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."* "But... what? Why?" *"None of them can read. NEXT!"* *"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."* "Please, I-I come to visit my son" *" Visit document's expired."* "What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!" *"Today's twenty-seventh."* "No, it isn't!" *"Twenty-fifth."* "It is the nineteenth!" *"Twenty-third is best I can do."* "But its the nineteenth!" *"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."* "Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid" *"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"* "Here's passport and id card" *"No, thank you, already have one."* "What?" *"Already have one, do not need to."* "But-" *"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"* *"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"* "Here you go.. wait, what?" *"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."* *"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."* "I don't want" *"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"* "But I don't want sallad, I want entry" *"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."* *"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'* "Did you just take bathroom break?" *"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"* *"Papers, please."* *"You are from Kolechia..."* "Yes" *"Congratulation!"* "I get in?" *"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."* "Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying) *"This not look like you! REJECTED!"* *"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"* (Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)
1:28 aw man i love this part like the guy is so furious and is trying to explain and points at the date so sure that he has won, and the officer just casually looks at the irrefutable proof that he is wrong and just goes "today is 27th" in a calm tone that just screams "lol nope, fuck you, i make the rules". such a slap to the face xD i love it!
![[Criken] All I want for Christmas is a Gnome Factory 🎅](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0X7kSuDD_hs/mqdefault.jpg)
"23rd is best I can do"
I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it
this is 2021 due to quarantine the days become the same that we forget what day or month is it
@@BallsTickler69420 This video was actually made 8 years ago
Well the inspector is supposed to be crazy.
"Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..."
"W-what? Why?"
"None of them can read..."
From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.
Inspector: *Fails everything*
Arstotska: *No citations*
Me: *Wait thats illegal.*
Yeah, go ahead. r/whooosh me.
@@amalgamationprime3168
No.
Ahadur Rahman Alif r/wooooooosh
You watch beastars you become a *furry*
@@babydriver6473 just thought the Same^^
That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.
I know right
OneBiasedOpinion Andy is amazing
He's got a lot of charisma and his timing is really good.
Isn't he an actual actor? Like,for a living and outside of the LRR world of Internet fame?
Brady Postma Yes he is.
FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.
I need a legal source of this information from Dukope, otherwise it's a fake one.
Just was curious about his comments on it. Thanks for revealing such valuable information :3
Yeah, there's also some more pretty interesting stuff on the Papers, Please wiki on the page 'Game Development'
That is an extremely funny coincidence! I had no idea.
Time to escape to Cobrastan.
"Clearly you have work"
"I'm volenteer"
"You don't get paid?"
"Paid volenteer"
That sounds like work to me...
"Barely qualifies for expenses. It's terrible. And no dental"
You have work visa?
@@gacharampa3861
Here you go.
Work visa says you want to be teacher...
Glory to Arstotzka!
Jorji...
oh nu
hello mister potato man try not to make fake tickets
***** =)
Jorji, stop visiting me man
"children cannot learn"
"why??"
"they can't read"
Why can't they read?
They Can't Learn.
That's what teacher for
@@diamondbrony8550
T h e y c a n ' t r e a d
T h e y c a n ' t l e a r n
D o n ' t q u e s t i o n i t
@@averagehuman522 Freedom among children
@@CatholicWeeb greatest name
He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation.
WHAT A LEGEND
He no get citation anyway, it is paid volunteering,
@@hambobanjo it is work
@@stevengraham7574
Barely qualified work, terrible benefits and no dental.
you have work visa?
@@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094Er... yes
He literally just denied everyone
Krazyfox999 /Foxy Plush safest thing to do.
What about the silhouette in the beggining before we see inside the checkpoint
He only approved one at the start
MOA citations just piling up
420th like.
“Congratulations!”
“I get in?”
“Of course not.”
F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D
no
#SEFL DESTRUCTION
DESTRUCTION 101
@@thekurtmanyea yes
“Congratulations!”
“I get in?”
“Of course not. Don't forget your complementary kick from behind on your way out”
"Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery."
I died.
So did Russian Mickey Mouse.
Of dysentery or starving?
Oregon Trail Mickey Mouse or Russian?
"employee of the year this fall"
Whatever, the month is still Potato, plenty of time
@@АндрійЛотиш-ф4хYes, plenty of time until the month of Pumpkin, is good, good month, good for the economy, everyone buy candy and sweets. Cannot have, ad I said, no dental, but eggplant child love the candy, love it very much. Taste like cardboard, but no tongues in Arstotzka, so is fine.
-Here's my passport and ID card
-No,Thanks already have one!
Cool!
11\10
"No bathrooms in Arstotzka"
*WITH SUBTITLES*
"No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"
They revamped the Subtitles but that subtitle makes it more funnier ngl.
"Did you just take bathroom break?"
"What? Of course not. Of course not. No bathrooms in Arstotzka NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA! GET OUT! NEXT!"
Thank you
in Arstotzka we're so glorious, so we don't shit or piss :D
@hzgzm s I'm not a Furry! This guy's a game character, his name's Ratchet!
people so hostile
Then How You Poop
On The Floor
On Someone Face
On The Roof
There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.
EliteNerd97 And A Approved Scene
3:00
“My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful”
Shows picture of eggplant.
*Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*
Why didn't I get that till now?! 😅
"Glory to Arstotska!"
"Sure, whatever."
lol
lol
3:30 papers please in a nutshell
inspector:papers please
entrant: **gives**
inspector:are you from kolechia?
entrant: yes
inspector:CONGRATULATIONS!
entrant: I get in?
inspector : of course NOT
basically first day in papers please
@@PantsYT xD
0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?
Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.
The ushankas in the game don't help the Russian reputation.
yannick martens yes but it's cooler in Russia
east germany was controlled by russia
J. Kinast
Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit.
& no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.
kind of sounds russian
I'm reading all the comments with an accent. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Sure, whatever.
I'm inspired.
"Here is passport and ID card."
"No thank you, already have one."
Comedy gold.
used to be steak bar, now salad bar.
SALAD IS GOOD FOR YOU
TheCreepyGamer I don't want
Mr. Matrix Salad is good for you! Keeps you strong, support family!
+TheCreepyGamer but i dont want salad i want entry
"My dear sweet only child,Isn't he beautiful?"
I do not work, I am a paid volunteer.
+Karmagician Best excuse for not having a job ever XD
TEACHERS NOT NEEDED NONE CAN READ
+Ahmed Mir HAHAHAHA
+TheLoneVolfe i like that sentins
*reads book* "none of them can read"
“Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02
Why on earth would they do that?!?!
DAVIDTHEGALLADE Sudarto to decrease immigration duh
"Excellent work, Lieutenant. I'll see to it that you're employee of the year this fall."
*"Thank you, sir. Glory to Arstotzka."*
@@CarefreeMan "Sure, Whatever."
"You sit down, no no, you no sit down there is no chair" "there is no work in Arzetotska"
Lol
b... but clearly you have work
Is volunteer.
*Arstotzka
communisom in arstotzka
What sort of Micky mouse operation are we running here
''We have Russian Mickey Mouse. Is just like regular Mouse but starving and dying from dysentery.''
Uh so sad child hood so sad
VLADIMIR
More stamps
.
*_N O W_*
In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf.. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Donald Duck!"
Years later and I still laugh about this. Classic....
Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.
teachers not needed children cannot learn
Public school system in America
+Michael Courtney i would love that in my country XD
+Ahmed Mir noobit
+Michael Courtney None of them can read
MITCHCYCLOPS but why
"can not read"
"You're from Kolechia. Congratulations!"
"I get in??"
"Of course not"
XD
Lol
This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart
I am volunteer, paid volunteer!
+ArstotzkanOfficial Actually when you consider NFL and FIFA non-profit organizations that actually makes sense.
It's sound like work to me
It's sound like work to me
+ArstotzkanOfficial Maybe because you sell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ArstotzkanOfficial Denied Only Ars
how did he not get citations?!
It is paid volunteer not job.
***** ok
but you get citations in the original papers please
+Alex Porter This is a sketch and not the original game.
nitio5 but its based off the original game
"Children cannot learn"
"what why"
"they can not read NEXT"
- "This document's expired."
+ "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!"
- "Today is 27th."
+ "No, it isn't?"
- "25th..."
+ "It is 19th!"
- "23rd is best I can do."
+ "But it's 19th!"
- "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower."
+ "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid."
- "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"
Yes... We saw the video also
We saw the video
@@ifeeIcoke they call you in your school
TheYellowTeam yes my friends call me in school at times point being?
@@ifeeIcoke how embarrassing. Better luck next time
19-potato 1982
It is 27th
No, it's the 19th
+Greyghostvol1 25th
Thomas McGinley no it isnt.
+Greyghostvol1 23rd is best I can do
"Your height is different."
"I'm wearing hee-"
"DETAINED!"
Russian Micky Mouse is like regular Mickey Mouse but starving and dying of dysentery
+Joseph Stalin Hello again Stalin... I saw a comment from you a loooooooong time ago.
If only he could have kept that going
Next!
Papers please.
here you go.
Duration of stay?
Forever.
Purpose?
Engineer.
We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one.
bu...
GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT!
papers please...
Inspector : "CONGRATULATIONS!"
Person : "I get in?!"
Inspector : "Of course not"
xDDDDD
Person?! it's a dirty Kolechian, not a person...
REGULAR
Guard: It is a good salad bar!
Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry!
WITH SUBTITLES
Guard: Is good salad bar!
Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD
At least it did what it did to say all of that stuff.
+Ivo Djus REGULAR
guard: Papers please
Subtitles :":
Guard: Papers displays :D:D:D:D:D
Most accurate representation of Papers, Please
gr8
"Please exit through gift shop, commemorative photos available only 19.95 plus shiping and handling.
Glory to arstozka NEXT!"
Denied, NEXT!
Denied, NEXT!
Denied, NEXT!
Denied, NEXT!
Denied, NEXT!
Repeat for all of Arstotzkan eternity
AND REMEMBER: Glory to Arstotzka
+Bloodwar 500 LOLOLOLOLOL
I love the smell of citations in the morning.
+Bloodwar 500 lol i should do that do
He is doing a Donald trump run
+MateFace NEXT!!
You've been selected for complimentary X-ray exam, please look at camera.
HUH THIS NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! REJECTED
I see your name matches your personality
ThatMilkshake 04 oh shit shots fired
0:48
when class is left alone and another teacher comes in and tell's us to do our work
_Papers, please.._
You are from Kolechia..
Yes.
*CONGRATULATIONS!*
I get in? :D
Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session.
Please look at camera...
[snap]
*_Aye!_*
*gasp*
_THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*
Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn.
Person: What? Why?
Boarder Guard: non of them can read.
junior fio *N E X T*
ComoEsPosible! Arriba España
Listened several times, I heard culture every time.
Who the fuсk needed a transcript
19-POTATO-1982
best secret ever
Why did you guys and girls like this comentary? xD
Commentary*
+Geoffly Henfrenson secret?
+Geoffly Henfrenson 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Geoffly Henfrenson i ruined it
Seeing this video in my recomended randomly after years of not keeping up with the channel, and it prompted me to pull an all nighter to binge Friday nights
Because of this video I picked up Papers, Please and played it twice. Great game!
Teachers not needed children cannot learn. NEXT!
+Yuna McLoughlin Are You related to jacksepticeye?
+MoNkEy MaStEr (Epic Monkey) Are you stupid? That is just a picture of Sean. For god's sake... stupid people in my line. NEXT!
TheResistantBullet i see what you did there
Go away wannabe
Trendy Hashesh no its just a wannabe
Guy: Here's passport and Id card.
Inspector: No thanks, I already have one. NEXT!
I'm still watching this. I think I've memorised most of the lines. If I dream about it I'm going to see a therapist.
No therapist, only border control.
Well, I dreamed about it last night. Time to go be a border guard.
There are no games in Arstotzka, people are bored constantly especially children. NEXT!
***** Arstotzkans are all athiests, no other religion allowed. *NEXT!*
gregnes2000 Atheism isn't a religion. *NEXT!!*
***** No anything allowed... except Glory to Arstotzkans *NEXT*
GIANT RAT We are also allowed a mouth to yell *NEXT!*
***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED
"What is passport?"
"Denied? What for?"
I can see why teachers can't help these people.
Never get tired of watching this.
Russian Mickey Mouse. Is like regular Mouse but is starving and dying of dysentery. #SNIFF# Is sad childhood.
LOL! That's literally pathetically hilarious.
EAST GERMAN mickey mouse
The algorithm tells me to watch this again, I watch this again. Glory to Arstotzka!
THE OFFICER DIDNT SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA HE MUST BE PUT TO THE FIRING LANDS
Citation - No denial reason given
Penalty assessed: 3000 credits.
Citation: Too many credits, with the order of the ezic star
Penalty assessed: 1'000'000 credits
This skit was so ahead of it's tiem.
"We have no work here. Everyone unemployed."
"Uhhh... but clearly you have work."
"I am volunteer."
"You don't get paid?"
"Paid volunteer."
"That sound like work to me."
"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."
So I hear Europe is having a migration problem...
I think we know the solution.
+Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!
He’s the best admission out of all of em.
person 1: I want to be a cashier
person 2: not needed no money in arstodka NEXT!
Best free advertising for a game ever. And this game is very addictive.
“GASP! This not look like you rejected!”
I'm going through some tough times at the moment, and Andy always makes me laugh until I cry (for good reasons) in this video. I love you guys so much.
this is so far later but hope your doing well :)
@@teacooper6485 he's dead
Your son is sick and needs medicine.
Son:dead
Smosher34 Uncel: ok
***** Mother in law:dead Wife: dead Neice Very sick hungry cold
nah he can have some food. If he die from disease
Smosher34 My life is worse....Son:Dead Wife:Dead; Uncle:Dead Neice:Dead Mother in Law:HEALTHY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I wonder how much protocol violated tickets on his inspection desk
"Here passport and visa"
"No thanks i already have"
*rejects him*
19-Potato-1982
No bathrooms in Arstotzka!NEXT!
He din't wash his hands...EBOLA 2014 SEPTEMBER 13th!
Brandon DrakeSanchez But, don't you mean October 13th?
No it is the September 13th... (That Crazy Guy Skit)
Brandon DrakeSanchez No its Potato 19th 1982!Get the date right people!
.-. Potato 22nd Your Visa Expired
3:16 "no bathrooms in arstotzka" XD
"Next! Have papers ready, walk quickly no pushing." IM DYING
This sketch is amazing. I've been a huge fan of the game since its release on steam so finding a well written and funny sketch about Papers Please is awesome.
I love the fact that we all think arstotzka is like Russia if the Soviet Union never ended but then we see the two guards talking in American accents and realize that the border patrol officer we play is just a fucking lunatic who thinks he’s russian
Well, he IS a lunatic from an asylum
This is still one of my most favorite sketches from you guys.
This guy at the bar is acting great. I think this chanel is underestimated.
That reminds me of this guy that said “the game is too easy, because if you just deny entry to everyone you earn so much it overcomes the penalties”
I just love this video!
I laugh my ass off every time I watch it.
please make more of this, it's great!
Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to)
*"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"*
"I.. uh...-"
*"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."*
"I.. uh.. of course, yes, here."
*"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."*
"I look for work"
*" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."*
"Uh.. but, clearly, you have work"
*"I am volunteer."*
"You don't get paid?"
*"Paid volunteer."*
"That sounds like work to me"
*"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"*
"Uh, yes"
*"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."*
"But... what? Why?"
*"None of them can read. NEXT!"*
*"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."*
"Please, I-I come to visit my son"
*" Visit document's expired."*
"What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!"
*"Today's twenty-seventh."*
"No, it isn't!"
*"Twenty-fifth."*
"It is the nineteenth!"
*"Twenty-third is best I can do."*
"But its the nineteenth!"
*"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."*
"Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid"
*"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"*
"Here's passport and id card"
*"No, thank you, already have one."*
"What?"
*"Already have one, do not need to."*
"But-"
*"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"*
*"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"*
"Here you go.. wait, what?"
*"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."*
*"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."*
"I don't want"
*"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"*
"But I don't want sallad, I want entry"
*"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."*
*"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'*
"Did you just take bathroom break?"
*"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"*
*"Papers, please."*
*"You are from Kolechia..."*
"Yes"
*"Congratulation!"*
"I get in?"
*"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."*
"Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying)
*"This not look like you! REJECTED!"*
*"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"*
(Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)
damn, you have time. Thanks
Ahhh the memories... thank you algorithm so much
Lady: Did you take bathroom break?
Inspector: No Bathrooms in Arstotzka
Westward Ho! Is a seaside town in North Devon in England. One of the few places to have an "!" In the name.
2:34"the real glory of aristotzka"
I'M DEAD LMAO
1:28
aw man i love this part
like the guy is so furious and is trying to explain and points at the date so sure that he has won, and the officer just casually looks at the irrefutable proof that he is wrong and just goes "today is 27th" in a calm tone that just screams "lol nope, fuck you, i make the rules". such a slap to the face xD
i love it!
+george ivanov Just like Christians.
Jordie Hurst
What? Christians are a perfect example, being well-known and all.
i love when this gets recommended to me again.
Is the intro a 8-bit version of Rattlesnake Shake?
It's what we imagine is happening in the game Papers, Please
Mr Waffles It doesn't sound much like it, but very similar to the riff from Rattlesnake Shake
+loadingreadyrun I would totally see this as a movie.
Did anyone see the escapists at black screen at start?
+owen king i did
why did this guy get none citations at all?
Because he's a good inspector.
That means I get shiny plaque, right?
Inspector No.
You get plaque of Presence.
He is good inspector, no citations needed! Glory to Arstotzka!
This inspector is so good that he never gets citations when he denies everyone when they are clear for entry.
I love the way he presses the button and leans towards it at 1:54
+15vertigo Same.... So satisfying.....
i like how they walk away like "um.. what just happened?"
No taxes, no food, no problem.
still good 10 years later🔥🔥
This fandom is growing. Slowly.
Fandom got a huge growth from Jack. I forgot Papers, Please until Jack played t
+Vilky Toles GLORY #GREATEST COUNTRY #ARTSTOZKA PROUD
Arstotzka*
+TheFanGirlsStoryTellers like the line.
*whispers* glory to Arstotzka
Him rather shouting ''next'' at the top of his lungs at the end than using the PA-system killed me.
"No bathrooms in Arstotska"