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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Oh what a surprise! You've been randomly selected by Glorious Arstotska to watch this sketch.

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  • @retronymph
    @retronymph 10 лет назад +2083

    FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 10 лет назад +49

      I need a legal source of this information from Dukope, otherwise it's a fake one.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 10 лет назад +93

      Just was curious about his comments on it. Thanks for revealing such valuable information :3

    • @retronymph
      @retronymph 10 лет назад +21

      Yeah, there's also some more pretty interesting stuff on the Papers, Please wiki on the page 'Game Development'

    • @alexroederer
      @alexroederer 10 лет назад +45

      That is an extremely funny coincidence! I had no idea.

    • @imdrinke101
      @imdrinke101 9 лет назад +58

      Time to escape to Cobrastan.

  • @yannickmartens2041
    @yannickmartens2041 8 лет назад +3865

    Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 8 лет назад +576

      The ushankas in the game don't help the Russian reputation.

    • @moonscript4675
      @moonscript4675 7 лет назад +132

      yannick martens yes but it's cooler in Russia

    • @shadymerchant1198
      @shadymerchant1198 7 лет назад +448

      east germany was controlled by russia

    • @TahirNefjodov
      @TahirNefjodov 7 лет назад +74

      J. Kinast
      Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit.
      & no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.

    • @goodboy3944
      @goodboy3944 7 лет назад +9

      kind of sounds russian

  • @seensatan1543
    @seensatan1543 5 лет назад +468

    He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation.
    WHAT A LEGEND

    • @hambobanjo
      @hambobanjo 5 лет назад +19

      He no get citation anyway, it is paid volunteering,

    • @stevengraham7574
      @stevengraham7574 4 года назад +3

      @@hambobanjo it is work

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 года назад +17

      @@stevengraham7574
      Barely qualified work, terrible benefits and no dental.

    • @youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094
      @youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094 Год назад +2

      you have work visa?

    • @macaco5861
      @macaco5861 Год назад +2

      ​@@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094Er... yes

  • @cypher2207
    @cypher2207 8 лет назад +1901

    "Did you just take bathroom break?"
    "What? Of course not. Of course not. No bathrooms in Arstotzka NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA! GET OUT! NEXT!"

    • @cypher2207
      @cypher2207 8 лет назад

      Thank you

    • @kytiladdy
      @kytiladdy 8 лет назад +12

      in Arstotzka we're so glorious, so we don't shit or piss :D

    • @cypher2207
      @cypher2207 8 лет назад

      @hzgzm s I'm not a Furry! This guy's a game character, his name's Ratchet!

    • @TheGamesTrain
      @TheGamesTrain 8 лет назад +2

      people so hostile

    • @bumpusm
      @bumpusm 7 лет назад +1

      Then How You Poop
      On The Floor
      On Someone Face
      On The Roof

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 5 лет назад +2336

    Inspector: *Fails everything*
    Arstotska: *No citations*
    Me: *Wait thats illegal.*

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, go ahead. r/whooosh me.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 года назад +6

      @@amalgamationprime3168
      No.

    • @Gigan007
      @Gigan007 4 года назад +2

      Ahadur Rahman Alif r/wooooooosh

    • @babydriver6473
      @babydriver6473 4 года назад +4

      You watch beastars you become a *furry*

    • @S-Asker
      @S-Asker 4 года назад +1

      @@babydriver6473 just thought the Same^^

  • @amandatravers8618
    @amandatravers8618 7 лет назад +698

    "Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery."
    I died.

  • @alexporter2687
    @alexporter2687 8 лет назад +1450

    how did he not get citations?!

    • @blanjipan4484
      @blanjipan4484 8 лет назад +509

      It is paid volunteer not job.

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 лет назад +5

      ***** ok

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 лет назад +15

      but you get citations in the original papers please

    • @henrivo
      @henrivo 8 лет назад +64

      +Alex Porter This is a sketch and not the original game.

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 8 лет назад +5

      nitio5 but its based off the original game

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 8 лет назад +4905

    That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 3 года назад +691

    "23rd is best I can do"
    I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it

    • @BallsTickler69420
      @BallsTickler69420 3 года назад +12

      this is 2021 due to quarantine the days become the same that we forget what day or month is it

    • @carmi7042
      @carmi7042 2 года назад +1

      @@BallsTickler69420 This video was actually made 8 years ago

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView Год назад

      Well the inspector is supposed to be crazy.

  • @mitchcyclops2198
    @mitchcyclops2198 8 лет назад +2303

    teachers not needed children cannot learn

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 лет назад +143

      Public school system in America

    • @hamizannaruto
      @hamizannaruto 8 лет назад +7

      +Michael Courtney i would love that in my country XD

    • @gateboy9
      @gateboy9 8 лет назад +1

      +Ahmed Mir noobit

    • @FieryDarkBlood
      @FieryDarkBlood 8 лет назад +6

      True in America

    • @Zguy09
      @Zguy09 8 лет назад +6

      +Michael Courtney None of them can read

  • @pavelboss4260
    @pavelboss4260 8 лет назад +7367

    Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @foop3088
    @foop3088 6 лет назад +220

    "No bathrooms in Arstotzka"
    *WITH SUBTITLES*
    "No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"

    • @jsm6846
      @jsm6846 3 года назад +7

      They revamped the Subtitles but that subtitle makes it more funnier ngl.

  • @SGittarius
    @SGittarius 8 лет назад +2978

    "children cannot learn"
    "why??"
    "they can't read"

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 года назад +181

      Why can't they read?
      They Can't Learn.

    • @diamondbrony8550
      @diamondbrony8550 4 года назад +27

      That's what teacher for

    • @averagehuman522
      @averagehuman522 4 года назад +60

      @@diamondbrony8550
      T h e y c a n ' t r e a d
      T h e y c a n ' t l e a r n
      D o n ' t q u e s t i o n i t

    • @diamondbrony8550
      @diamondbrony8550 4 года назад +7

      @@averagehuman522 Freedom among children

    • @shedandcabbage
      @shedandcabbage 4 года назад +4

      @@CatholicWeeb greatest name

  • @calvinjenkins6900
    @calvinjenkins6900 6 лет назад +1849

    “Congratulations!”
    “I get in?”
    “Of course not.”
    F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D

    • @thekurtmanyea
      @thekurtmanyea 5 лет назад +5

      no

    • @dislike2092
      @dislike2092 5 лет назад +10

      #SEFL DESTRUCTION
      DESTRUCTION 101

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 4 года назад +5

      @@thekurtmanyea yes

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee Год назад +3

      “Congratulations!”
      “I get in?”
      “Of course not. Don't forget your complementary kick from behind on your way out”

  • @yanivrubin4166
    @yanivrubin4166 3 года назад +554

    "Clearly you have work"
    "I'm volenteer"
    "You don't get paid?"
    "Paid volenteer"

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +27

      That sounds like work to me...

    • @johnfalcon1822
      @johnfalcon1822 3 года назад +37

      "Barely qualifies for expenses. It's terrible. And no dental"

    • @gacharampa3861
      @gacharampa3861 3 года назад +9

      You have work visa?

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад +10

      @@gacharampa3861
      Here you go.

    • @gacharampa3861
      @gacharampa3861 3 года назад +11

      Work visa says you want to be teacher...

  • @Dogfighter979
    @Dogfighter979 8 лет назад +475

    "Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..."
    "W-what? Why?"
    "None of them can read..."
    From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.

  • @foxyplushkrazyfox9994
    @foxyplushkrazyfox9994 7 лет назад +3013

    He literally just denied everyone

    • @cookiecracker2
      @cookiecracker2 6 лет назад +69

      Krazyfox999 /Foxy Plush safest thing to do.

    • @basicallyme8205
      @basicallyme8205 6 лет назад +42

      What about the silhouette in the beggining before we see inside the checkpoint

    • @IceStarBlue
      @IceStarBlue 6 лет назад +69

      He only approved one at the start

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 6 лет назад +9

      MOA citations just piling up

    • @red_dulge
      @red_dulge 6 лет назад +1

      420th like.

  • @MisterBurgerBeachball
    @MisterBurgerBeachball 2 года назад +26

    "Here is passport and ID card."
    "No thank you, already have one."
    Comedy gold.

  • @Whitelistful
    @Whitelistful 8 лет назад +685

    -Here's my passport and ID card
    -No,Thanks already have one!
    Cool!
    11\10

  • @talis4646
    @talis4646 8 лет назад +484

    3:30 papers please in a nutshell
    inspector:papers please
    entrant: **gives**
    inspector:are you from kolechia?
    entrant: yes
    inspector:CONGRATULATIONS!
    entrant: I get in?
    inspector : of course NOT

  • @yodleed8526
    @yodleed8526 3 года назад +90

    3:00
    “My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful”
    Shows picture of eggplant.
    *Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 года назад +8

      Why didn't I get that till now?! 😅

  • @CrypticSpook
    @CrypticSpook 8 лет назад +664

    used to be steak bar, now salad bar.

    • @CrypticSpook
      @CrypticSpook 8 лет назад +39

      SALAD IS GOOD FOR YOU

    • @genericname6685
      @genericname6685 8 лет назад +8

      TheCreepyGamer I don't want

    • @CrypticSpook
      @CrypticSpook 8 лет назад +18

      Mr. Matrix Salad is good for you! Keeps you strong, support family!

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 8 лет назад +8

      +TheCreepyGamer but i dont want salad i want entry

    • @howwwwwwwwwww
      @howwwwwwwwwww 8 лет назад +6

      "My dear sweet only child,Isn't he beautiful?"

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 8 лет назад +3904

    I do not work, I am a paid volunteer.

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 8 лет назад +106

      +Karmagician Best excuse for not having a job ever XD

    • @ahmedmir7823
      @ahmedmir7823 8 лет назад +133

      TEACHERS NOT NEEDED NONE CAN READ

    • @khaledb1643
      @khaledb1643 8 лет назад +6

      +Ahmed Mir HAHAHAHA

    • @notnis
      @notnis 8 лет назад +5

      +TheLoneVolfe i like that sentins

    • @opennerboy134
      @opennerboy134 8 лет назад +32

      *reads book* "none of them can read"

  • @ProdTD-wd7fi
    @ProdTD-wd7fi 5 лет назад +520

    “Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 5 лет назад +1

      Why on earth would they do that?!?!

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 лет назад +37

      DAVIDTHEGALLADE Sudarto to decrease immigration duh

    • @bluesnake1713
      @bluesnake1713 4 года назад +18

      "Excellent work, Lieutenant. I'll see to it that you're employee of the year this fall."

    • @CarefreeMan
      @CarefreeMan 3 года назад +10

      *"Thank you, sir. Glory to Arstotzka."*

    • @TheRealSeaCrab
      @TheRealSeaCrab 3 года назад +6

      @@CarefreeMan "Sure, Whatever."

  • @RandomManB
    @RandomManB 8 лет назад +401

    There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.

    • @Gigan007
      @Gigan007 4 года назад +1

      EliteNerd97 And A Approved Scene

  • @pom2853
    @pom2853 8 лет назад +436

    "employee of the year this fall"

  • @waitorce6176
    @waitorce6176 3 года назад +87

    0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 8 лет назад +596

    "Glory to Arstotska!"
    "Sure, whatever."
    lol

  • @mailinjj
    @mailinjj 8 лет назад +372

    I'm reading all the comments with an accent. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

  • @popit_xd910
    @popit_xd910 4 года назад +8

    "Please exit through gift shop, commemorative photos available only 19.95 plus shiping and handling.
    Glory to arstozka NEXT!"

  • @arstotzkanofficial4933
    @arstotzkanofficial4933 9 лет назад +209

    I am volunteer, paid volunteer!

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 9 лет назад +1

      +ArstotzkanOfficial Actually when you consider NFL and FIFA non-profit organizations that actually makes sense.

    • @michakieronski7709
      @michakieronski7709 8 лет назад

      It's sound like work to me

    • @michakieronski7709
      @michakieronski7709 8 лет назад +3

      It's sound like work to me

    • @erykhim
      @erykhim 8 лет назад

      +ArstotzkanOfficial Maybe because you sell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @llalwiet2706
      @llalwiet2706 6 лет назад

      ArstotzkanOfficial Denied Only Ars

  • @VintageGinger
    @VintageGinger 8 лет назад +513

    What sort of Micky mouse operation are we running here

    • @lukevankleef4245
      @lukevankleef4245 8 лет назад +108

      ''We have Russian Mickey Mouse. Is just like regular Mouse but starving and dying from dysentery.''

    • @VintageGinger
      @VintageGinger 8 лет назад +38

      Uh so sad child hood so sad

    • @thecaptain1575
      @thecaptain1575 6 лет назад +10

      VLADIMIR

    • @austinlatshaw1049
      @austinlatshaw1049 5 лет назад +2

      More stamps
      .
      *_N O W_*

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 5 лет назад

      In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf.. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Donald Duck!"

  • @nicthedev13
    @nicthedev13 6 лет назад +9

    “GASP! This not look like you rejected!”

  • @Globixcon
    @Globixcon 10 лет назад +249

    Your son is sick and needs medicine.

    • @cillababe420
      @cillababe420 10 лет назад +42

      Son:dead

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 10 лет назад +5

      Smosher34 Uncel: ok

    • @cillababe420
      @cillababe420 10 лет назад +10

      ***** Mother in law:dead Wife: dead Neice Very sick hungry cold

    • @wilhd123
      @wilhd123 10 лет назад +1

      nah he can have some food. If he die from disease

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 10 лет назад +15

      Smosher34 My life is worse....Son:Dead Wife:Dead; Uncle:Dead Neice:Dead Mother in Law:HEALTHY
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @viperwok6564
    @viperwok6564 8 лет назад +631

    "You sit down, no no, you no sit down there is no chair" "there is no work in Arzetotska"

  • @NotNormal654
    @NotNormal654 4 года назад +11

    He’s the best admission out of all of em.

  • @BurakKILICTerran
    @BurakKILICTerran 8 лет назад +1261

    - "This document's expired."
    + "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!"
    - "Today is 27th."
    + "No, it isn't?"
    - "25th..."
    + "It is 19th!"
    - "23rd is best I can do."
    + "But it's 19th!"
    - "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower."
    + "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid."
    - "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"

    • @spartanspaceman5876
      @spartanspaceman5876 6 лет назад +59

      Yes... We saw the video also

    • @sheepo886
      @sheepo886 5 лет назад +12

      We saw the video

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 5 лет назад +1

      @@ifeelcoke4347 they call you in your school

    • @ifeelcoke4347
      @ifeelcoke4347 5 лет назад

      TheYellowTeam yes my friends call me in school at times point being?

    • @the_zestylime
      @the_zestylime 4 года назад +1

      @@ifeelcoke4347 how embarrassing. Better luck next time

  • @redacted653
    @redacted653 9 лет назад +246

    19-POTATO-1982
    best secret ever

  • @ghost_echo9376
    @ghost_echo9376 6 лет назад +7

    2:34"the real glory of aristotzka"
    I'M DEAD LMAO

  • @maogu1999
    @maogu1999 8 лет назад +276

    "You're from Kolechia. Congratulations!"
    "I get in??"
    "Of course not"
    XD

  • @ysccl
    @ysccl 7 лет назад +298

    _Papers, please.._
    You are from Kolechia..
    Yes.
    *CONGRATULATIONS!*
    I get in? :D
    Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session.
    Please look at camera...
    [snap]
    *_Aye!_*
    *gasp*
    _THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*

    • @juniorfio1196
      @juniorfio1196 7 лет назад +14

      Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn.
      Person: What? Why?
      Boarder Guard: non of them can read.

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 лет назад

      junior fio *N E X T*

    • @elsebas3167
      @elsebas3167 4 года назад

      ComoEsPosible! Arriba España

    • @JamesTrifolium
      @JamesTrifolium 3 года назад

      Listened several times, I heard culture every time.

    • @halcyonXT
      @halcyonXT 3 года назад

      Who the fuсk needed a transcript

  • @larslaufer301
    @larslaufer301 2 года назад +46

    Years later and I still laugh about this. Classic....

    • @gemeosnosgames
      @gemeosnosgames Год назад

      Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.

  • @bloodwar5005
    @bloodwar5005 9 лет назад +755

    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Denied, NEXT!
    Repeat for all of Arstotzkan eternity
    AND REMEMBER: Glory to Arstotzka

  • @sloth_6333
    @sloth_6333 8 лет назад +221

    19-potato 1982

  • @DoomPrime
    @DoomPrime 6 лет назад +57

    Inspector : "CONGRATULATIONS!"
    Person : "I get in?!"
    Inspector : "Of course not"
    xDDDDD

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 лет назад +3

      Person?! it's a dirty Kolechian, not a person...

  • @yunamcloughlin922
    @yunamcloughlin922 8 лет назад +361

    Teachers not needed children cannot learn. NEXT!

    • @MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey
      @MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey 8 лет назад

      +Yuna McLoughlin Are You related to jacksepticeye?

    • @theresistantbullet6138
      @theresistantbullet6138 8 лет назад +10

      +MoNkEy MaStEr (Epic Monkey) Are you stupid? That is just a picture of Sean. For god's sake... stupid people in my line. NEXT!

    • @axelnygren97
      @axelnygren97 8 лет назад

      TheResistantBullet i see what you did there

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 6 лет назад

      Go away wannabe

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 6 лет назад

      Trendy Hashesh no its just a wannabe

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 8 лет назад +116

    Russian Micky Mouse is like regular Mickey Mouse but starving and dying of dysentery

    • @DalekStan
      @DalekStan 8 лет назад +3

      +Joseph Stalin Hello again Stalin... I saw a comment from you a loooooooong time ago.

    • @Drakonya08
      @Drakonya08 8 лет назад

      If only he could have kept that going

  • @darthharry
    @darthharry 5 лет назад +86

    "Your height is different."
    "I'm wearing hee-"
    "DETAINED!"

  • @lordblack998
    @lordblack998 9 лет назад +251

    There are no games in Arstotzka, people are bored constantly especially children. NEXT!

    • @gregnes2000
      @gregnes2000 9 лет назад +29

      ***** Arstotzkans are all athiests, no other religion allowed. *NEXT!*

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 9 лет назад +10

      gregnes2000 Atheism isn't a religion. *NEXT!!*

    • @HazardHillz
      @HazardHillz 9 лет назад +7

      ***** No anything allowed... except Glory to Arstotzkans *NEXT*

    • @ImmortanDan
      @ImmortanDan 9 лет назад +6

      GIANT RAT We are also allowed a mouth to yell *NEXT!*

    • @MultiDocdoom
      @MultiDocdoom 9 лет назад +2

      ***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED

  • @ivodjus3104
    @ivodjus3104 8 лет назад +128

    REGULAR
    Guard: It is a good salad bar!
    Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry!
    WITH SUBTITLES
    Guard: Is good salad bar!
    Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD

    • @legendaryshotgun3931
      @legendaryshotgun3931 8 лет назад +3

      At least it did what it did to say all of that stuff.

    • @voxarts933
      @voxarts933 8 лет назад +3

      +Ivo Djus REGULAR
      guard: Papers please
      Subtitles :":
      Guard: Papers displays :D:D:D:D:D

  • @bruhman2089
    @bruhman2089 Год назад +1

    best inspector in Arztotszka

  • @fuzzygenius
    @fuzzygenius 10 лет назад +28

    Because of this video I picked up Papers, Please and played it twice. Great game!

  • @bluefire8490
    @bluefire8490 8 лет назад +55

    Next!
    Papers please.
    here you go.
    Duration of stay?
    Forever.
    Purpose?
    Engineer.
    We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one.
    bu...
    GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT!
    papers please...

  • @0002pA
    @0002pA Год назад +4

    Where was Jorji??

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 8 лет назад +269

    Russian Mickey Mouse. Is like regular Mouse but is starving and dying of dysentery. #SNIFF# Is sad childhood.

    • @traeyboy529
      @traeyboy529 5 лет назад +4

      LOL! That's literally pathetically hilarious.

    • @bmbqt
      @bmbqt 3 года назад

      EAST GERMAN mickey mouse

  • @twanlenaerts1512
    @twanlenaerts1512 10 лет назад +38

    why did this guy get none citations at all?

    • @professorgutnacht9090
      @professorgutnacht9090 10 лет назад +37

      Because he's a good inspector.

    • @inspector8659
      @inspector8659 10 лет назад +5

      That means I get shiny plaque, right?

    • @NicoTheCinderace
      @NicoTheCinderace 10 лет назад +2

      Inspector No.
      You get plaque of Presence.

    • @JesperSalama
      @JesperSalama 10 лет назад +5

      He is good inspector, no citations needed! Glory to Arstotzka!

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth 6 лет назад +22

    "Children cannot learn"
    "what why"
    "they can not read NEXT"

  • @IVAN3DX
    @IVAN3DX 10 лет назад +343

    Is the intro a 8-bit version of Rattlesnake Shake?

    • @loadingreadyrun
      @loadingreadyrun  10 лет назад +74

      It's what we imagine is happening in the game Papers, Please

    • @IVAN3DX
      @IVAN3DX 9 лет назад +1

      Mr Waffles It doesn't sound much like it, but very similar to the riff from Rattlesnake Shake

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 8 лет назад +2

      +loadingreadyrun I would totally see this as a movie.

    • @owenking3307
      @owenking3307 8 лет назад

      Did anyone see the escapists at black screen at start?

    • @adicooli1711
      @adicooli1711 8 лет назад +1

      +owen king i did

  • @Rowrin
    @Rowrin 9 лет назад +43

    So I hear Europe is having a migration problem...
    I think we know the solution.

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 9 лет назад +11

      +Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 2 года назад +1

    "Children can't read"
    "That's... why I'm here"

  • @1CaptainThunder
    @1CaptainThunder 10 лет назад +70

    "We have no work here. Everyone unemployed."
    "Uhhh... but clearly you have work."
    "I am volunteer."
    "You don't get paid?"
    "Paid volunteer."
    "That sound like work to me."
    "Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."

  • @fuckingretard7152
    @fuckingretard7152 8 лет назад +86

    You've been selected for complimentary X-ray exam, please look at camera.
    HUH THIS NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! REJECTED

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 6 лет назад +2

      I see your name matches your personality

    • @okman7933
      @okman7933 5 лет назад

      ThatMilkshake 04 oh shit shots fired

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 3 года назад +1

    I just realised in the intro someone got through they are freaking lucky

  • @JackGriffin745
    @JackGriffin745 9 лет назад +7

    "No bathrooms in Arstotska"

  • @JulianStrong
    @JulianStrong 9 лет назад +50

    Most accurate representation of Papers, Please

    • @NeilM
      @NeilM 9 лет назад

      gr8

  • @johannr2658
    @johannr2658 Год назад +3

    I love the fact that we all think arstotzka is like Russia if the Soviet Union never ended but then we see the two guards talking in American accents and realize that the border patrol officer we play is just a fucking lunatic who thinks he’s russian

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.2 9 лет назад +26

    M.O.A CITATION
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Protocol violated
    Denial reason not given
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    WARNING ISSUED-NO PENALTY

  • @CRegion
    @CRegion 8 лет назад +12

    This guy at the bar is acting great. I think this chanel is underestimated.

  • @karpuzbey2690
    @karpuzbey2690 7 лет назад +67

    -İ want to be police in artotzka.
    -You cant,
    -Why?
    -There are no polices in artotzka, Robbers steal others' house every day. NEXT!
    😂😂😂

    • @thorns.1364
      @thorns.1364 6 лет назад

      no.

    • @BbBbBbBbBbBbA
      @BbBbBbBbBbBbA 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like an over exaggerated joke made by a 7 year old

  • @mrdorn542
    @mrdorn542 9 лет назад +23

    THE OFFICER DIDNT SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA HE MUST BE PUT TO THE FIRING LANDS

  • @davedelta2325
    @davedelta2325 9 лет назад +129

    Hello everyone, and welcome to U.S-Mexico Border Simulator

    • @mgab6387
      @mgab6387 9 лет назад +19

      U.S. Mexican Border Simulator 2013
      You forget 2013
      DETAIN!
      LOL jk :)

    • @bernardobiritiki
      @bernardobiritiki 9 лет назад +1

      no in this game you can accept entry in the us mexican border you only have the deny stamp that is hotwired to the arrest buttonso you only have to press one thing

    • @asperRader
      @asperRader 9 лет назад

      +bernardobiritiki That sounds hard.

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 9 лет назад

      +Thou art blessed with the gift of the longest usernames, shall thee use them well. Very easy. If they are coming INTO the US their passport is obvious forgery or not valid.

    • @asperRader
      @asperRader 9 лет назад

      Inus Berard that was sarcasm, my inexperienced amigo

  • @Greeism
    @Greeism 5 лет назад +1

    “Did you just take bathroom break?”
    “WAT?! Of course not, of course not! No bathrooms here, no bathrooms here in Arstotzka, GET OUT!!”

  • @prettykitty1248
    @prettykitty1248 8 лет назад +14

    person 1: I want to be a cashier
    person 2: not needed no money in arstodka NEXT!

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 8 лет назад +23

    Citation - No denial reason given
    Penalty assessed: 3000 credits.

    • @apexjjh5603
      @apexjjh5603 8 лет назад +1

      Citation: Too many credits, with the order of the ezic star
      Penalty assessed: 1'000'000 credits

  • @TsukkiOrSomething
    @TsukkiOrSomething 6 лет назад +17

    Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to)
    *"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"*
    "I.. uh...-"
    *"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."*
    "I.. uh.. of course, yes, here."
    *"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."*
    "I look for work"
    *" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."*
    "Uh.. but, clearly, you have work"
    *"I am volunteer."*
    "You don't get paid?"
    *"Paid volunteer."*
    "That sounds like work to me"
    *"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"*
    "Uh, yes"
    *"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."*
    "But... what? Why?"
    *"None of them can read. NEXT!"*
    *"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."*
    "Please, I-I come to visit my son"
    *" Visit document's expired."*
    "What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!"
    *"Today's twenty-seventh."*
    "No, it isn't!"
    *"Twenty-fifth."*
    "It is the nineteenth!"
    *"Twenty-third is best I can do."*
    "But its the nineteenth!"
    *"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."*
    "Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid"
    *"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"*
    "Here's passport and id card"
    *"No, thank you, already have one."*
    "What?"
    *"Already have one, do not need to."*
    "But-"
    *"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"*
    *"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"*
    "Here you go.. wait, what?"
    *"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."*
    *"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."*
    "I don't want"
    *"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"*
    "But I don't want sallad, I want entry"
    *"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."*
    *"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'*
    "Did you just take bathroom break?"
    *"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"*
    *"Papers, please."*
    *"You are from Kolechia..."*
    "Yes"
    *"Congratulation!"*
    "I get in?"
    *"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."*
    "Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying)
    *"This not look like you! REJECTED!"*
    *"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"*
    (Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)

    • @Kluppinsky
      @Kluppinsky 3 года назад

      damn, you have time. Thanks

  • @Henners1991
    @Henners1991 10 лет назад +91

    This is great.. right up until the ending when the two observers speak in American accents. Kind of breaks the whole thing ;P

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 10 лет назад +12

      Well, they did it purposely and it was funny for me. :P

    • @TJForceIX
      @TJForceIX 10 лет назад +44

      Well, clearly that's what Arstotskan accents actually sound like, since the boarder guard is insane. (

    • @silentshadows6
      @silentshadows6 7 лет назад +4

      Bumbling Brit also they are Canadian

  • @ikkeheltvanlig
    @ikkeheltvanlig 11 лет назад +14

    Hahaha
    What Mickey Mouse show we running here ha?!?
    Is Russian Mickey Mouse.
    Is like normal Mickey Mouse, except is dying from starvation and dysentery. Very sad childhood, very sad...

    • @J0elPeters
      @J0elPeters 10 лет назад +1

      Reminder of Oregon Trail?

  • @DrCruel
    @DrCruel 3 месяца назад +1

    There is indeed Dental in Arstotzka. Upset security and find out.

  • @aarosita
    @aarosita 8 лет назад +69

    "Here passport and visa"
    "No thanks i already have"
    *rejects him*

  • @Snavels
    @Snavels 7 лет назад +10

    I wanted to see him reject all serious people--and let in the one terrorist.

  • @eeeaaa965
    @eeeaaa965 3 года назад +1

    "Im Kidding Im Kidding, *Papers Please* "

  • @levoGAMES
    @levoGAMES 8 лет назад +96

    Can we employ him at European borders?
    :D

    • @simwneque2714
      @simwneque2714 8 лет назад +13

      He is not employed... He's volunteer! :D

    • @steps1230
      @steps1230 8 лет назад +14

      +Sws Czech Paid Volunteer

    • @lilcruz5422
      @lilcruz5422 8 лет назад +1

      Near a Hungary-Romania checkpoint NO HUNGARIANS IN ROMANIA GREATEST COUNTRY

    • @catsareawesome4022
      @catsareawesome4022 8 лет назад +1

      +BlackEyesBleeding Romania will never be the "glory greatest country"....

    • @vidiac2012
      @vidiac2012 8 лет назад

      +BlackEyesBleeding Asa e n-avem nevoie de nesimtiti in tara noastra

  • @edisontrent618
    @edisontrent618 9 лет назад +35

    I'm still watching this. I think I've memorised most of the lines. If I dream about it I'm going to see a therapist.

    • @dickzabreesky7435
      @dickzabreesky7435 9 лет назад +13

      No therapist, only border control.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 9 лет назад +1

      Well, I dreamed about it last night. Time to go be a border guard.

  • @jackpollard5067
    @jackpollard5067 6 лет назад +2

    I would watch an hour of this, that guard is so entertaining

  • @Tyranaal
    @Tyranaal 11 лет назад +31

    Never get tired of watching this.

  • @partytor11
    @partytor11 10 лет назад +27

    Should have said "Kolechian Express" instead of American Express :P

    • @alexroederer
      @alexroederer 10 лет назад +35

      Kolechian Express unreliable, not accepted at many businesses, and so few rewards! Also, made of dirt. So, difficult to make payment.

    • @pimpmastershen635
      @pimpmastershen635 10 лет назад +11

      alexroederer All Arstotzkan personnel caught on filthy Kolechian express will be thrown in prison full of smelly Kolechians and stoned with high quality Arstotzkan anti-Kolechian stones. Take Arstotzkan express; no Kolechians allowed. *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA*

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 9 лет назад +1

      Kolechia isn't based on America.United Federation is America.(Well or maybe Serbia not sure)

  • @Sulkie
    @Sulkie 6 лет назад +1

    This has to be my favourite video on RUclips.

  • @ComradeDragon1957
    @ComradeDragon1957 10 лет назад +43

    19-Potato-1982
    No bathrooms in Arstotzka!NEXT!

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 лет назад +2

      He din't wash his hands...EBOLA 2014 SEPTEMBER 13th!

    • @RamonaViking
      @RamonaViking 10 лет назад

      Brandon DrakeSanchez But, don't you mean October 13th?

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 лет назад

      No it is the September 13th... (That Crazy Guy Skit)

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 10 лет назад

      Brandon DrakeSanchez No its Potato 19th 1982!Get the date right people!

    • @crubby6763
      @crubby6763 10 лет назад +1

      .-. Potato 22nd Your Visa Expired

  • @haus7448
    @haus7448 8 лет назад +270

    Jacksepticeye painting on the Wall, discrepancy detected!

    • @haus7448
      @haus7448 8 лет назад

      How do i lied, isn't him ?

    • @rainierjaredbotor453
      @rainierjaredbotor453 8 лет назад

      +Michael Le Its the 6 or 8-bit painting, it looked like him cuz hes wearing Jackaboy's hat

    • @haus7448
      @haus7448 8 лет назад

      It looks like him, lol :(

    • @haus7448
      @haus7448 8 лет назад

      It looks like him, lol

    • @haus7448
      @haus7448 8 лет назад

      It looks like him ...

  • @oliviafromtwitch
    @oliviafromtwitch 8 месяцев назад +11

    Who is watching this in 2024?

    • @Rorf9916
      @Rorf9916 3 месяца назад

      Currently replaying Paper’s Please again.
      so why not I return here and watch it again for the 40th time lmao

  • @Xifihas
    @Xifihas 9 лет назад +20

    Mostly accurate, should be faster. Glory to Arstotzka.

    • @keirantalent
      @keirantalent 9 лет назад

      +Xifihas Innapropriate bunny on table: Sentenced to hard labour, another inspection officer will easily be found glory to arstotzka

  • @isabeldelacruz3898
    @isabeldelacruz3898 8 лет назад +130

    This fandom is growing. Slowly.

    • @UksiHattu12
      @UksiHattu12 8 лет назад +3

      Fandom got a huge growth from Jack. I forgot Papers, Please until Jack played t

    • @simonpetersen7067
      @simonpetersen7067 8 лет назад

      +Vilky Toles GLORY #GREATEST COUNTRY #ARTSTOZKA PROUD

    • @simonpetersen7067
      @simonpetersen7067 8 лет назад

      Arstotzka*

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 8 лет назад

      +TheFanGirlsStoryTellers like the line.

    • @JulianCinema
      @JulianCinema 8 лет назад

      *whispers* glory to Arstotzka

  • @ragestorm6197
    @ragestorm6197 4 года назад +3

    Dislikes from Kolcheans

  • @JamesThagarius
    @JamesThagarius 9 лет назад +18

    2:49 take care of wife... wait... she's a woman

    • @FSEThompson
      @FSEThompson 9 лет назад +16

      +Sutan Bareno Arstotzka grant entry to lesbians as long as lesbians have correct paperwork.

    • @JamesThagarius
      @JamesThagarius 9 лет назад

      CommanderFreddy wow

  • @mario1997281
    @mario1997281 10 лет назад +23

    Children can't learn!
    But why?!
    None of them can read...NEXT!

  • @seantazelaar9807
    @seantazelaar9807 3 года назад +14

    This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart

  • @kendal9999
    @kendal9999 8 лет назад +277

    This is so jacksepticeye

  • @Rztro1544
    @Rztro1544 9 лет назад +13

    Also I was expecting to see Jorji

  • @fetramoles1734
    @fetramoles1734 6 лет назад +12

    Guy: Here's passport and Id card.
    Inspector: No thanks, I already have one. NEXT!

  • @mayamellissa
    @mayamellissa 10 лет назад +12

    Best free advertising for a game ever. And this game is very addictive.