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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • #evangelion #Asuka #deepression #Anime #meme #AI #funny #edit
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Комментарии • 557

  • @QwertyGuyy
    @QwertyGuyy Месяц назад +1608

    I feel lobotomized

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +5

      I see what you did there

    • @elaxter
      @elaxter 29 дней назад +4

      They just cut out something we didn't need.

    • @brush6538
      @brush6538 29 дней назад +1

      You are

    • @SaiTheAsian
      @SaiTheAsian 27 дней назад

      Same pfp.

    • @ryloken1919
      @ryloken1919 23 дня назад +1

      In Rurouni Kenshin "they" changed the wording from "Battousai the manslayer" to "The Slasher": non-binary

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody Месяц назад +1775

    "Here's an antidepressant pill with a side effect of suicide"
    Fucking realist shit 🤣🤣

    • @PinkOrangeOrangePink
      @PinkOrangeOrangePink Месяц назад +45

      They actually do Dat tho

    • @Nate_the_Nobody
      @Nate_the_Nobody Месяц назад +40

      @@PinkOrangeOrangePink oh, believe you me, that's why I said "realist shit" lol, I've been on about a dozen different antidepressants

    • @bubblegumlie4918
      @bubblegumlie4918 Месяц назад

      Haha. Fr. I have chronic migraines so I started taking antidepressants and holly fuck the warning like “don’t kill urself cuz this might make u wanna :3 Also. Here’s the exact quantity of the meds we haven’t been able to save someone after them overdosing ;)” pretentious fuckers… it’s like they want us to… 🤨
      Also other warnings liek “this might cause u headaches and light sensitivity” fucker that’s why I’m taking them ?!?!
      Drugs are a weird thing. They can’t make a medication and put why ur taking them as a side effect… why

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Месяц назад +2

      @@PinkOrangeOrangePinkno they don’t.

    • @gutterwaif
      @gutterwaif Месяц назад +3

      This line made me laugh the hardest 😂

  • @GuerillaSlop
    @GuerillaSlop Месяц назад +995

    This either comes from the depths of a self-aware /pol/ user or a tumblr self-deprecation edit archived in 2017. I don't know which.

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 Месяц назад +89

      misato calling asuka obnoxious makes me think the latter but its funny either way

    • @pugnome
      @pugnome Месяц назад +23

      Yes
      The answer is yes

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly Месяц назад +12

      meta irony

    • @UltraMeWeSwagMan
      @UltraMeWeSwagMan Месяц назад +1

      xenontf

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 Месяц назад +21

      Asuka being the most annoying human being ever makes it even better.

  • @shadowthewolf699
    @shadowthewolf699 Месяц назад +485

    The fuck is this fever dream? I love it

  • @ataikonotatsujinplayer2610
    @ataikonotatsujinplayer2610 Месяц назад +469

    This is the happiest I’ve seen auska

  • @RealAXork
    @RealAXork Месяц назад +872

    So Asuka represents the alt right, Rei represents brainrot, Misato represents consumerism, and Shinji represents the individual plagued by these modern oppressions and ultimately succumbs to them.
    Truly this is the modern adaption of evangelion we all deserve.

    • @rimostle
      @rimostle Месяц назад +105

      Leave it to EVA fans to leave the best interpretation and exegis of 3 minute youtube skit and make it feel like it always was intended to have deep meaning🙏

    • @quintrapnell3605
      @quintrapnell3605 26 дней назад +24

      EVA meets Pink Floyd the Wall meets TikTok

    • @marktheshark5733
      @marktheshark5733 23 дня назад +5

      A modern Shakespeare

    • @konstancemakjaveli
      @konstancemakjaveli 22 дня назад +11

      Misato is just normie thats tired of the zoomers talking weird stuff

    • @carlitobungaro4
      @carlitobungaro4 22 дня назад +1

      misato didnt even have a line here settle down

  • @ohno3736
    @ohno3736 Месяц назад +937

    Something about this made me feel more depressed than the actual show did even though I was laughing

    • @urmadhoe
      @urmadhoe Месяц назад +55

      Everytime I think this show makes me happy it actually makes me so upset lol

    • @franz-wernermesecke3171
      @franz-wernermesecke3171 Месяц назад +2

      true

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +13

      Probably lots of overthinking.
      Be well mate.

    • @marktheshark5733
      @marktheshark5733 23 дня назад +8

      A modern parallel to todays societal problems and propaganda

    • @Lambdatories972
      @Lambdatories972 2 часа назад

      since it's not too far fetched from reality compared to the show

  • @Cruscker
    @Cruscker Месяц назад +301

    Gen Z adaptation of Evangelion.

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +7

      Yep, very unfortunate.

    • @nonofyourbeeswax9228
      @nonofyourbeeswax9228 16 дней назад +4

      More like what it feels like being genz

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 14 дней назад +2

      Gen alpha you mean, gen z is average 25 years old right now

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 13 дней назад +10

      @@NeostormXLMAX Evangelion takes place in 2015 and since Shinji and Asuka are both 14 years old they would have been born in 2001 making them Gen Z

    • @saccorhytus
      @saccorhytus 7 дней назад +1

      Gen Z experience of real world internet

  • @Cornonthory-kl7iz
    @Cornonthory-kl7iz Месяц назад +249

    Asuka's slow speech is making me laugh

  • @tomatoboy3067
    @tomatoboy3067 Месяц назад +191

    So this is what junkies do in their free time

    • @zorantaylor3190
      @zorantaylor3190 14 дней назад +2

      Well, AI is as bad for the environment as heroin is for the human body, so yes. The truly sadistic junkies, at least. The ones who don't have the decency to keep their suffering to themselves.

  • @vokunouno3658
    @vokunouno3658 Месяц назад +457

    Schizo EVA is what we all needed

  • @shingo767
    @shingo767 Месяц назад +254

    **Yapping**

  • @Wkysniypryanik
    @Wkysniypryanik Месяц назад +92

    My boy Shinji is trying to fight his inner demons so bad

  • @nanachisol
    @nanachisol Месяц назад +442

    homophobic asuka is definitely canon 😆

    • @thechild900
      @thechild900 Месяц назад +5

      touhou pfp

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Месяц назад +27

      Nothing about this is homophobic

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 29 дней назад

      @@zzodysseuszzI am only homophobic because my father hanged himself with a rainbow. Don’t blame me, blame my tRaUmA.

    • @biwan1000
      @biwan1000 29 дней назад +9

      ​@@zzodysseuszz XD no but like frfr imagine if anyone said it's not homophobic seriously

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 27 дней назад +7

      ​@biwan1000 if you think that genuinely then be genuine and don't mask it in ironic zoomerisms. Make a point

  • @nah_id_sleep
    @nah_id_sleep Месяц назад +163

    Don't forget to thank a straight person for your existence 🗣️🔥

  • @lukazade1
    @lukazade1 Месяц назад +153

    i can feel my brain melting

  • @danyaljamil1677
    @danyaljamil1677 Месяц назад +116

    Holy Shit! I feel like im in the presence of a Shakespeare.

  • @mrbanks456
    @mrbanks456 Месяц назад +47

    I love how they all sound like they're trying to read something lol

  • @GabbyP-ik9tj
    @GabbyP-ik9tj Месяц назад +91

    this is kind of how im feeling right now, actually

  • @akiro7640
    @akiro7640 Месяц назад +168

    The original anime is just straight up confusing, but this ones wild tho

    • @nvmetalrocks
      @nvmetalrocks Месяц назад

      It has sense yall are stupid

    • @Malik-dm8ms
      @Malik-dm8ms Месяц назад +12

      Watch it two more times

    • @Maski500
      @Maski500 Месяц назад +3

      I think you mean mid

    • @nvmetalrocks
      @nvmetalrocks Месяц назад

      @@Maski500 nope, the anime is not mid. It's just you people that are dumbass and think the anime doesn't make sense when it actually does.

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Месяц назад +7

      Yeah so confusing that it's good asf.

  • @kronicneurotic
    @kronicneurotic Месяц назад +39

    Last night I took some shrooms and rewatched EoE. I didn't think it was possible for my brain to be any more fried but you did it

  • @notaacreativehandle
    @notaacreativehandle Месяц назад +111

    Need an actual Asuka podcast

  • @HerrscherOfKugisaki
    @HerrscherOfKugisaki Месяц назад +16

    Don't forget to thank a straight "person for your existence" is INSANEEEE😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @helmepodesarius2198
      @helmepodesarius2198 19 дней назад

      Yeah thanks for condemning me to another layer of hell.

  • @warriorangel7540
    @warriorangel7540 Месяц назад +39

    2:17 “Animeshetronic” 💀

  • @SAENICSAENIC
    @SAENICSAENIC Месяц назад +61

    Eva death and rebirth be like:

  • @ditom86pl66
    @ditom86pl66 Месяц назад +29

    This was the last thing I expected after clicking on the video

  • @UltraMeWeSwagMan
    @UltraMeWeSwagMan Месяц назад +48

    2:56 sauce please

    • @dmitrilockhart6016
      @dmitrilockhart6016 29 дней назад +8

      I think it’s “Where is my mind?” by the Pixies

    • @SirBitesALot101
      @SirBitesALot101 14 дней назад +5

      @@dmitrilockhart6016No, I think he meant the animation itself

  • @Primoger
    @Primoger Месяц назад +95

    How arent you famous yet

  • @mrmrpineapple6542
    @mrmrpineapple6542 Месяц назад +23

    So this is the fabled “Eva brainrot”
    I love it

  • @mlgwolvesmeep
    @mlgwolvesmeep Месяц назад +44

    Republican Asuka jumpscare

  • @urmadhoe
    @urmadhoe Месяц назад +31

    3:06 got me wanting a perc

  • @pugnome
    @pugnome Месяц назад +28

    I think you somehow made this an even more absurd nightmare than the show
    Personally im glad i could still relate to shinji as an adult

    • @taotao19741
      @taotao19741 Месяц назад +1

      Absurd nightmares? This looks like my average dream

  • @altechelghanforever9906
    @altechelghanforever9906 Месяц назад +15

    This is like watching my alcoholic uncle lose himself...again.

  • @vikaego2138
    @vikaego2138 Месяц назад +12

    dawg ur humor is so fuckin funny bro 😭

  • @Iluvcats861
    @Iluvcats861 Месяц назад +41

    The LGBTQ community has forgiven Asuka

  • @dimitris_kour1505
    @dimitris_kour1505 27 дней назад +6

    0:35 lost opportunity for GAYNAX

  • @anomalous34
    @anomalous34 Месяц назад +512

    BASED Asuka as usual

    • @theoriginalman9426
      @theoriginalman9426 Месяц назад +75

      Nah she's just lobotomized lol

    • @i_stink
      @i_stink Месяц назад

      @@theoriginalman9426nah shes based

    • @ivyflow3r
      @ivyflow3r Месяц назад +45

      @@theoriginalman9426 No, it's just the voices in her head taking power over her

    • @murderousintents6474
      @murderousintents6474 Месяц назад +16

      She has ascended

    • @Rommulo35628
      @Rommulo35628 Месяц назад

      She's the best

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 Месяц назад +50

    I wish I never watched anime. There really is no going back.

  • @morrisoy
    @morrisoy 23 дня назад +5

    asuka spitting mad facts honestly

  • @EB-73-
    @EB-73- 28 дней назад +9

    I heard they're putting this next to the Mona Lisa

  • @MrKane-lu8eg
    @MrKane-lu8eg Месяц назад +11

    Oh boy my new source of evangelion memes!

  • @02_valkyrie
    @02_valkyrie 19 дней назад +5

    Go off asuka

  • @Jim_Wool
    @Jim_Wool Месяц назад +6

    This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life ☠️

  • @kiddmiggy
    @kiddmiggy Месяц назад +10

    I knew I had the perfect waifu

  • @merasmusentertainment
    @merasmusentertainment Месяц назад +187

    Is Asuka the root of all evil?

  • @WailOfDoom
    @WailOfDoom Месяц назад +11

    Actually golden comedy.

  • @erenkruger5834
    @erenkruger5834 Месяц назад +4

    please NEVER STOP MAKING THESE THEY ARE SO FUNNY 😂

  • @Qwinnnnnnn
    @Qwinnnnnnn Месяц назад +10

    no way you skipped the eva opening

  • @terry5183
    @terry5183 26 дней назад +3

    We are reaching based levels that should not be physically possible.

  • @sinned946
    @sinned946 Месяц назад +3

    eva if it was peak

  • @binit1660
    @binit1660 Месяц назад +6

    Woah underrated channel alert

  • @bascanskaploca13
    @bascanskaploca13 Месяц назад +18

    based asuka.

  • @meguchy_
    @meguchy_ Месяц назад +8

    This is peak content right there

  • @jdools4744
    @jdools4744 Месяц назад +26

    Based Asuka as per usual

  • @Gameshackstudio
    @Gameshackstudio 12 дней назад +1

    This is the best shit ever. YT recommended page struck again!

  • @Flight_Edits101-by6hn
    @Flight_Edits101-by6hn Месяц назад +20

    The community not dying has both a light and a dark side💀

  • @nyatske
    @nyatske 23 дня назад +2

    Asuka has "Are you one of them queers?" energy

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 23 дня назад +2

    Shinji is really trying to stay sane in this one

  • @debrachambers1304
    @debrachambers1304 Месяц назад +5

    Less annoying than actual Asuka

    • @lordnokia4222
      @lordnokia4222 Месяц назад

      Me when i spread misinformation:

  • @FlowyPowy
    @FlowyPowy Месяц назад +9

    This deserves more views, I love your content so much

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 Месяц назад +9

    Asuka is already my waifu, you don't have to keep selling her to me.

  • @MalloryKing00A
    @MalloryKing00A 21 день назад +2

    only at 1 am would this video appear before me

  • @Ing_Failure
    @Ing_Failure Месяц назад +7

    Una obra audiovisual tan increíble que hasta rompe la barrera del lenguaje

  • @NurseryDBD
    @NurseryDBD Месяц назад +12

    the ending tho why did I laugh?

  • @pete-rd8mf
    @pete-rd8mf Месяц назад +2

    This is the best video i've ever watched holy shit

  • @michaeltima5007
    @michaeltima5007 Месяц назад +1

    Asuka's constant rambling got to shinji he will never be the same

  • @BasedGingie
    @BasedGingie Месяц назад +3

    Thank you algorithm for another scrumptious meal 😔🙏

  • @ideaalreadytaken5364
    @ideaalreadytaken5364 Месяц назад +3

    This feels like a video that should have like 2 million views. RUclips get your shit together 🤞this was insane lol

    • @nolongerusedchannel.
      @nolongerusedchannel. Месяц назад +1

      Nah teh way how it’s underrare makes it funnier

    • @ideaalreadytaken5364
      @ideaalreadytaken5364 Месяц назад

      @@nolongerusedchannel. It does ngl, like only a few select people get to see this masterpiece 😭

  • @AsterSea
    @AsterSea 29 дней назад +3

    Why are you booing her?! She's right!

  • @turingrecognizable
    @turingrecognizable 27 дней назад +4

    I mean, she raises some good points 😅

  • @proniermandrin1712
    @proniermandrin1712 Месяц назад +6

    What did I just witnessed ??? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tadeojablonski105
    @tadeojablonski105 Месяц назад +2

    this video has an indescribable aura

  • @2FORN2NITE
    @2FORN2NITE 29 дней назад +1

    Immediately going on the best videos playlist

  • @JodaroKujo
    @JodaroKujo Месяц назад +6

    1:47 I agree

  • @deso3760
    @deso3760 Месяц назад +8

    Asuka for president.

  • @NullVoid-rm7jm
    @NullVoid-rm7jm Месяц назад +4

    0:01 damn I got my hopes up that this is actually what she's saying in the show.... 😔 my mood is ruined now

  • @nietzschebietzsche
    @nietzschebietzsche 8 дней назад

    Stop playin w me. I thought i was having a stroke 😂

  • @yy-hj4br
    @yy-hj4br Месяц назад +3

    The Cruel Angel's Feces

  • @Xeorboom
    @Xeorboom 22 дня назад +1

    the worst part is that all of this actually feels in-character

  • @nicolasbruno829
    @nicolasbruno829 Месяц назад +2

    Why is this so well made

  • @jeffjeff9562
    @jeffjeff9562 Месяц назад +3

    More content like this pls

  • @the_rabbitt
    @the_rabbitt 7 дней назад +1

    I hate people as a collective. Individuals I love.

  • @pebuh6706
    @pebuh6706 12 часов назад

    I dont know why but i think i found a new favorite video

  • @notaacreativehandle
    @notaacreativehandle Месяц назад +24

    1:24 so real

  • @anomalous34
    @anomalous34 Месяц назад +10

    Your channel is so underrated bro.

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 Месяц назад +2

    Based asuka

    • @lordnokia4222
      @lordnokia4222 Месяц назад

      She sound like a tonedeaf fox news anchor

  • @alfredandersson875
    @alfredandersson875 4 дня назад

    Came for the Dan Hentschel stayed for theee fmmpph, brraain ffell no goodd,,,

  • @brainless_furry
    @brainless_furry Месяц назад +2

    I felt high watching this video

  • @Rome6426
    @Rome6426 29 дней назад +62

    0:29 She has a point

    • @acookrez6150
      @acookrez6150 15 дней назад +3

      I know of some trans men who have given birth. but as for cis guy's in all my life I have only ever heard of one case and I pray to God that it was a hoax due to how it sounded *even more cursed* when explained.

    • @adulttail
      @adulttail 13 дней назад +8

      @@acookrez6150those are women

    • @acookrez6150
      @acookrez6150 13 дней назад +8

      @@adulttail according to your heartless mind

    • @adulttail
      @adulttail 13 дней назад +7

      @@acookrez6150 according to common sense. They’re male.

    • @acookrez6150
      @acookrez6150 13 дней назад +9

      @@adulttail ... and I thought I confused left and right, holy shit

  • @Termina2018
    @Termina2018 Месяц назад +3

    1:14 💀

  • @octopusyogurt1883
    @octopusyogurt1883 Месяц назад +2

    This is so stupid and nonsensical. I love it

  • @balefirefury
    @balefirefury 6 дней назад +1

    this really evan'd my gelion

  • @yuncelluz8709
    @yuncelluz8709 17 дней назад +3

    2:29 my thoughts exactly

    • @BrocomeON.NOW.
      @BrocomeON.NOW. 10 дней назад

      I’m surprised you didn’t get a bunch of hate comments

    • @joshueportui
      @joshueportui 3 дня назад

      get help

  • @ImaGonnar
    @ImaGonnar 28 дней назад +9

    I have never felt so heard.

  • @maxinea.sakaki4151
    @maxinea.sakaki4151 25 дней назад +1

    Imaginary technique: infinite brainrot

  • @bydlo.
    @bydlo. Месяц назад +15

    Asuka being racist, homophobic, and probably everything else phobic is really accurate.

    • @redtarget5275
      @redtarget5275 Месяц назад +10

      And based.

    • @bydlo.
      @bydlo. Месяц назад +3

      @@redtarget5275 Eww.

    • @leebard9335
      @leebard9335 4 часа назад

      She's just asking questions, friend.

  • @Istmein2546
    @Istmein2546 Месяц назад +1

    Quite impeccable.

  • @skytheatric1057
    @skytheatric1057 Месяц назад +5

    Underrated asf

  • @rileyfreeman534
    @rileyfreeman534 Месяц назад +1

    Shinji, crank that YTP!!

  • @noway6633
    @noway6633 22 дня назад +3

    Based asuka is best asuka