Can You Live Entirely Off of Evangelion Merchandise?
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Re: Evangelion condoms????
I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.
If there arent condoms ,shinji runs the risk of die of aids or something
They wouldn’t be condoms, they’d be at fields
YOU WERE RIGHT.
_I WASN'T READY FOR THE BOWLING PINS._
I was about to ask whether this is a thing as well hahaa
They have fist of the north star and gundam condoms that's honestly shocking
There's no way this is possib-
"Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment."
OKAY, THEN
Yep that's where she got me too.
He makes his daily commute on the evangelion traim
It's an unfamiliar ceiling
...Bob Dole missed that there is an offically licened Eva appartment.
And looks at the officially branded Eva ceiling
I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines
you mean with your Unit-02 intestines?
Blasphemy. The only thing allowed to be up in kaworu’s guts is shinji’s spear of Longinus
I use the eva-005 heart and the eva-001 lungs and eva-002 stomach organs pack.
I could only afford the mass production eva organs..
They
They laugh at me at night
You gonna have some fanta with that?
Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥
Shinji in the anime: 🥛🥛🖐️
@@rakusheruWHAT THE FU-
@@rakusheruok we gotta stop this
@@rakusheru That's not anime that's something start with the letter H. 💀
@@rakusheru💀cranking the Soulja boy i see
I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.
that's just insane
like-
holy shit, I didn't think NGE was THAT popular
you (cannot) escape
@@drx737 You can run, but you can ( not ) hide.
how i aspire to be you
I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.
I'm pretty sure there is evonne Gillian marriage certificates
Evangelion religion. Asuka died for our sins.
The priest asking if they’re worthy of each other’s grace as the audience sobs
In their official Eva tuxes, with their Eva reception afterwards.
@@kingdomkey63 please be wrong about that. Please.
The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.
They know they are making and that is what matters.
@Martín Morales it's not even a genuine smile
@Wth happened to my name would make a Lot of Sense actually
Kaworu is alive but Toji doesn't exist
Equivalent exchange
@Martín Morales she sure smiled a lot at the end of End Of Evangelion
I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.
"Congratulations"
I don’t know know
Congratulations!
Alright, next question:
Can you live entirely off of Garfield merchandise?
Yes, but you can’t work on Mondays.
garfield phone👍
yes
That is not even up for debate.
Garfield is essentially the American equivalent of Evangelion, after all.
I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.
Jamie Does Stuff Fanboys!
My name isn’t Shinji.
Jamie Does Stuff
talk about an hour-long photo
@Nill Null I mean, I am sure he gets enough free samples of most of eva themed merchandise to pull this off
Clearly they’re not obsessed enough.
so evangelion is TRULY a franchise where you can say "it's not a fandom, it's a lifestyle" lmaoo
ToTally
You dont choose it, it chooses you....
Its not a lifestyle its a religion
@@yourbrainonegg159:
it's like the gosple from re:zero!
also i was an atheist before i saw
"god himself replied"
then i saw it was on an evangelion video, coincidence!
i think not!
Lol
@@yourbrainonegg159 we do have angels so maybe
If I had a dollar for every time Red Bard said "Evangelion" or "Eva" I would have enough money to buy some Officially Licensed Evangelion Merch.
i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed
Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*
Mad Lad Along with Tokyo Ghoul and POSSIBLY NieR Automata. Idk what Yoko Taro’s state of mind was when he wrote that story.
vgman94 tokyo ghoul didnt make me depressed but since i watched the series and the end of evangelion a few days ago, im more depressed than before
@@vgman94 Yoko Taro's state of mind is a constant "I wonder how I can give the people who buy my media permanent depression."
@@vgman94 NieR Automata was like Evangelion. Absolutely perfect.
You know what they say: “If you’re good at something, never do it for free”
Now how to sell depression?
everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies
omg-
Lol
Haven't laughed so hard at a comment in a while
Bout to cop them eva yeezy's 🔥
Kanye is a bit of weeb, so he might make it happen
I like the fact that you decided to stay neutral in the Rei vs Asuka war and just went with Kaoru
Until the last 30 seconds, that is lmao
I feel like Hideaki Anno would probably feel very sorry for this guy
US Comics : "you are milking the Superhero characters so damn hard"
Evangelion : "hold my Longinus"
*cough* Star wars *cough*
For those who have seen EoE "milking the superhero" has a completly different meaning
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*cough* Ice Age *cough*
@Neil Brown i used "worthless" because saying i don't like something is not edgy enough for my personal opinion :(
It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism
@Eru Clusivus
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Read more book
Step 3: ???
Step 4: No profit!
majimaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They mass produced Che's face on a t-shirt. Capitalism has no morality just supply and demand.
Well said
and then rebirth sarcastically gave the fans what they wanted
"Let's give Shinji an office job"
Looks like Anno had the same idea
9:00
Get in the bowling pin, Shinji
looool
So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.
Yup, you got it.
Yeah pretty much
Yep
Yup, but Star Wars at least have sense, seeing the vision of George Lucas.
In Evangelion... doesn't have any sense.
Asriel Dreemurr The Dark Knight yes it does you just have to watch every 50 minute video you can find and try to piece it together yourself!
a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery
nah, Unit-01's got it's new S2 Engine so everything's fine
@@salmanmahyuddin8384 just don't suffer an accident on it or we're all fucked
@@salmanmahyuddin8384
Then the electric car should never run out of fuel
Maria Schleh that would be one very long cord, considering I don’t think the Evas even had few miles long cord in the show.
Oh no! This car goes berserk. It's a motorcycle now!
7:58 My mind went places and I thought she was gonna say Evangelion condoms for a second there
They do exist, with a.t shield branding.
It’s just so surprising how stupidly popular it is. The Spear of Longinus was almost sent to the ACTUAL FUCKING MOON but the funding fell a little short. Utterly insane
Rule 34-B of the internet:
If something exists, there's an Evangelion version of it.
Minus condoms
Eva Conspiracy Theories?
@@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 The Second Impact was an inside job!
_wait a minute_
@@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 Rei is dead man, miss her, miss her
@@thatdude2508 that's entirely useless considering the only use of one would be on a person willing to buy Evangelion condoms, who is better known as a hyper-ultra-mega-turbo-virgin
You KNOW that there’s a weeb out there who lives like this.
Don't expose us!
He about to pull up with the bowling pin “mascot” suit.
That would be me.
Revan 007 WHY?!
Obi wan voice “well of course I know him he’s me”
Netflix: There’s no gay subtext in Evangelion, guys.
Official Merchandise Rings: *. . . are you sure about that*
I dunno why the contrast between EVA's subject matter and the merchandise makes me laugh so much, but it brings me so much joy.
If only Fanta collaborated with Evangelion so we could drink LCL 😭
I love drinking humanity
@@Jovanoc r/cursedcomments
@@Jovanoc humanity restored ~
forbidden estus flask
Mmmm yes the blood of lilith
“Man cannot live by Eva alone”
So that was a fucking lie
holy fucking shit
Best comment.
2:04 How accurately proportionate and curvy those headless Evangelion water bottles are gonna haunt me in my Evangelion nightmares 🙃
I just finished binging Evangelion, Neon Genesis and the End of Evangelion. I need antidepressants
Me too. EVA-branded, of course!
Saame
Evangelion Rebuild was a pretty good antidepressant for me after watching the originals
"Shinji Ikari Raising Project" manga. For some cursed smiling Gendo.
Because Yui is alive
The irony is how different the tone of the original series and movies are, to the products displayed
"Evangelion cologne."
Mmm smells like depression and anti-social personality disorder
And also hedgehog dilemma and anti escapism.
fizzie Eva cologne is just bottled shinji tears
@@chez_fries1015 a cologne with hedgehog scent would be fitting.
anti social personality disorder encompasses psychopathy and sociopathy wdym
"Smells like blood"
It’s seems they’ve released everything except the damn series on DVD
There've been several different full series DVD releases.
Actually they did saw them on google
There are several DVDs split into parts and fully complete. The only downfall is they’re very expensive
It's on Netflix now maybe
Kissanime work just fine
@@deadpeach07 The Netflix version is absolutely disgusting. You can find many reasons in many, MANY RUclips videos.
I was fully prepared for evangelion condoms when she said take things to the next level
I kept a tally throughout the whole video and she said “Evangelion” and “Eva” a combined total of 79 times
Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this
*Or Woman (no attack helicopters allowed!)
Davido-kun from "Davido-kun loves japan" would be a good future candidate.
The Atheist Bear
DIscRiMiNaTIoN
Lavender Wolf REEEEEEE!!!! XD
Of course I know him. He's me!
i was waiting for shinji to bust out the official evangelion condoms after that date
Same
According to the pinned comment that's the one thing they *don't* have
Or perhaps a Rei or Asuka themed onahole to perch between his thighs
@@ShinerCCC its been 4 years but what in the hell is this comment? Bro wants to recreate the hospital scene
Imagine killing someone after pulling out your gun from your official Evangelion holster
I can't believe they didn't go on a camping trip with their evangelion tent where they would sleep in their evangelion sleeping bags after a long fun day of fishing with their evangelion lures and eating their evangelion emergency rations
I like that you specified that they only ate the rations and not the fish, since they're not Eva branded.
I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today
So that's why he always being cold and jerk all the time
@@gentaillahi6153 Man abandoned his child and enacted an apocalyptic prophecy only because he needed a good shave!
All of his evilness was stored in the beard
@@ManuJM-gw3je because it was a neckbeard
And Rei fucking blushing at him... what the fuck...
Shinji: gets bullied at school
Also Shinji: purchases EVA assault rifle.
Bruh I'd buy an EVA assault rifle in a heartbeat. As long as it's officially licensed lol.
200th like
And an EVA prog knife.
I don’t condone violence
Dude I literally know a guy IRL with a costume EVA AR, it isn't officially licensed though.
4:03 EVA-rything
the ray of sunshine behind a smiling shinji is unironically so wholesome wtf
I think the funniest part of this is you go into great depth about the Eva bowling attire yet you brush past the Eva apartment like its nothing
Making your apartment EVA-themed is not really that hard. Just stick some NERV posters, "Keep Out" and "WARNING" wall stickers, and paint the Systema Sephiroticum on your ceiling with glow-in-the-dark paint. I wanna know more about that EVA train
@@adrianoarne-ritz249 the eva train is driven using a entry plug type system. The train closed down after the conductors all got ptsd
And tbe Eva bullet train
@@adrianoarne-ritz249 yeah, but like, according to the rules its official merch. Why would they do it
@@chistinelane There actually is (or was) an entry plug on the train that you can play a video game whilst sitting in it and pose for photos.
Shinji: "I don't know, I just REALLY like evangelion."
"and have shit tones of money"
@@s.k.5845 "and I'm gay"
Slimeustas
- Official JK Rowling quote
I haven’t been to Japan but based on how stuff is advertised there it feels like a fever dream
4:03 missed opportunity for “he’s got EVA-rything he could possibly need”
”Evangelion x Hello Kitty”
Why god why...
You gotta mix cuteness with depression somehow
That's nothing compared to the other shit Hello Kitty had done.
Cherries Well at least that explains why I want them in particular
There’s Hello Kitty X - Acto blades, Hello Kitty chainsaws, and a friggin Hello Kitty Vocaloid named Iroha.
Rei-Kitty is posing at the toaster
I'm disappoint theres no official evangelion firearms
Come on man, where is my Rei AK-15?
Forget firearms, I want an officially licensed Evangelion N2 mine-themed nuclear warhead
rei k-15
With a Eva M9
Rei-k 47
Iced out aiyanami pendant
7:05
Bruh those eva chopsticks are 118.56$,,,,,,,,
We all had a double take when we saw tweezers shaped like the Spear of Longinus didn't we?
get me a evangelion humidifier SO I CAN BREATHE EVANGELION
I wanna breath LCL.
I want to breathe depression when I get sick
BREATH THE TEARS
get me an evangelion heart implant so i can BLEED EVANGELION
friend: wow the blue you picked for your room is so cute. what shade did you use?
me: ᵃʸᵃⁿᵃᵐᶦ ᵇˡᵘᵉ
friend: hm?
😂
did not do it intentionally and surley I did not use the official paint, but my bedroom is indeed Ayanami blue.
Silly marketing asside, it's a nice color. Maybe wouldn't do the whole room, but a feature wall or as trime it could be pretty...
my room is actually about the same color
My room is (still!) baby blue
Yeeeaaaaah, close enough.
Hopefully I find somebody to be the Kaworu to my Shinji and live happily in an endless sea of Evangelion, starting a Eva Family.
Ok, but this was unironically such a great video! You could have just listed a bunch of merch, which would have been funny enough, but the way you presented it had me rolling lol! I honestly think you’d make a great teacher (though I’m unsure of how many Evangelion-based classes there are out there…).
Also, my mental wish list just got a whole lot longer! 😂😂
this is like japan's equivalent of living off of despicable me merchandise
The difference is that Gainax isn't Illumination, nor have they ever been.
Illumination just makes cheap CG-animated films with the same formula repeatedly where as Gainax is less formulaic and has worked with 2D.
@@Code7Unltd the difference is that now there is only one incredibly annoying thing, called shinji
@@thejayscraft9975 Are the minions still around?
@@Tarantulawl i hope not
@@thejayscraft9975 They unfortunately are
This just sounds like some weird dystopia where there's nothing but EVA merch.
Sounds like a cool movie
Malware it’s the real 4.44
@@kennethrapp1379 No, it's a dystopia. **Curls up and cries at lack of Gurren Lagann equivalency**
I think that was the point.
I'm pretty sure Evangelion is also a dystopia of sorts
I had to pause the video covering my mouth and bent over cackling in disbelief at "EvangelionxHelloKitty toaster" and then the "Bowling Pins"
Alternate title Shinji gets possessed by the spirit of consumerism
At the date:
S: So..... You like evangelion?
K: Nah
*5 minutes of Silence*
😥😥
"Yeah me neither I was just wondering"
Sounds like the anime
For added immersion, this scene happens whilst they are on the elevator
So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget
Baron Blight yes
Just slap the colours purple and green on literally anything you can think of and call it a day
Interdimensional merchandise campaigns?
Even in the show Nerv seems to have merchandise
In-Universe, this might actually be a really good marketing campaign. You know how they sell millions of products with a celebrity's face or branding on it? That, but with the literal defenders of humanity who are constantly on the news fighting things in cool robot suits.
3:32 the fit is dripping wet!!!
eva was such a depressing story about puberty, family relations, relations to media, relations to the other gender, relations to sexuality all done in a poem like sense written through the eyes of a man who loved mecha anime and wanted to describe his life of growing up in a chaotic messy manner of depressing shit as yyou watch it all unfold
....so im kind of surprised there would be so much like happy merch of it LOL
>no official Evangelion air
>no official Evangelion water
0/10 not enough Evangelion
There are Eva water bottles. At least one of the two exists.
LucasLucas Lucas nah I ain't talkin water bottles, I wanna see Eva brand H2O
@@Rusty_Spy there is Eva mineral water, I'm sure. I have some Steins;Gate branded one, so Eva almost surely exists.
Those two bottles of Asuka and Rei's body when Shinji grabs his tumbler are sold with water in 'em.
does an eva ac/fan count? maybe a eva air purifier? and eva britta filter jug?
I heard Full Metal Alchemist canned bread will cost you a arm and a leg.
Nice
Nice
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Very entertaining video, your voice over was absolutely perfect with its energy! Also your editing was very good!
nothing prepared me for BOWLING PIN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ADULT SIZED COSTUMES
4:33 no, you don't just say ''evangelion train" and then move on
Shinji get off the train
@Why Am I Still Here no
The train was sadly discontinued and now it's in a museum of sorts I don't really know, oh and btw that's technically cannon so after third impact Shinji created a reality where he drove a train and fought angels and stuff
@@ivaneyherabide3204 pardon
P A R D O N?
@@ivaneyherabide3204 wait wut
I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA
The idea of having merch branded with Rei and Asuka is amazingly ironic.
Rei: "I'm not your doll!"
*can literally buy dozens of different dolls and figures of her*
So you haven’t seen many mecha shows?
Hunger Games would be a close second. “Hey, you know that book about a dystopian ultra-capitalist regime oppressing the common people? Here’s a tie-in subway meal!”
@@Davies46
Especially Rei
Joey brought me here
Which one?
@@phosphorus1087 the anime man- he did an Evangelion video
This is still one of my favourite videos on yotube. Up there with History of Japan.
Sounds like they have an official version of
EVA-rything
Underrated comment right here
We still need Eva sex toys.
C'mon Tenga made that already! You made one for Gurren Lagann!
Get out
have you considered climbing a rooftop and trying to fly ?
@@third-ratedude4234 I need a unit 01 dildo right now
So basically this is a video about Shinji being the biggest Evangelion fan ever and using products that have his and Kaworu's faces on them, all while having a relationship with Kaworu.
I'm 100% certain someone has already adapted this into a crack fic.
😭lmaooo
I need a link to that fanfiction
I would read that
So Meta
I need that fanfic
Now THIS is the content I've been looking for
I recently purchased some official Evangelion camping chairs 🏕
Seeing Rei smiling in a lot of these was the scariest thing
And gendo
@@charisma7268 ESPECIALLY Gendo.
aupa atheletic
300th like
@@gabbyn.3049 unlike Rei I haven't seen that man smile at least once nor do I think he have the ability to smile
1994:
So Gainax, please tell us about your upcoming Evangelion series.
Gainax: "I like money!"
*other struggling anime countries*
"It's not FAIR" *errreg errreg*
Evangelion is not a Gainax Idea.
Is an Anno Idea.
No, false.
Gainax is an Evangelion Idea
Anno in 1994: "I made this because of my mental health is shit.
Anno in 2019: "I remake this because MONEY!"
I'm 2 minutes into the video and already can't believe it. Kudos for the work of producing this kind of content!
Still really funny the amount of merch still being made for this franchise today. Kind of makes me wonder if an updated version of this could happen. I want to see this Shinji try to build a PC with his Evangelion Unit-01-themed GeForce RTX 3090, struggle too much with it and settle for the MSI Evangelion gaming laptops
Can't wait to be buried in my official Evangelion coffin!
You can choose between the SEELE "Sound Only" Monolith or an entry-plug themed coffin. LCL not included.
"Merchandise-san, what target audience should we focus our products on?"
"..Yes."
LMAO
Gendobus
smiling gendo is going to haunt my dreams
11:17 YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Shinji could also seduce Kawaru with his official Evangelion lingerie.
r/cursedcomments
Imagine getting mugged by someone with an EVA holster
*Progressive Knife*
Hahahahahahaha
@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 🗡
It’s like that SpongeBob episode where we see everything patchy owns is SpongeBob themed
I really hope there’s a guy out there living this way
That was incredible. I've never seen such a naked expression of consumerism in my life.
I love it.
The free market provides
which is funny because I belive mr. anno hates that kind of thing.
and i want more of it.
a whole lot more.
Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
Okay, but is his _money_ Evangelion themed?
evangelion visa card
He doesn't have money anymore.
CloudySkies17695 they’re should be
@@ciclon5682 kept in his official evangelion wallet
He receives it all on Evangelion checks and only does transactions via Evangelion debit or credit cards
now imagine showing the frame at 9:23 to someone who's never watched anime
This is more dystopian than Eva was
yes. my weebdream is to live exclusively off items with shinji ikaris face on it
YES
L-Lewd!
@@spacepotatoes2019 It's not that hard to accomplish. Just buy one on the internet and ask one of your friends to do so.
The only downsides may be the fact that an _official_ Asuka Dakimakura may not exist, and other people's opinion on you, lol.
@@spacepotatoes2019 Pay someone to do so.
And if they're business expenses, you can deduct them by filing the officially licenced Evangelion 1040
Hideaki Anno: I'm gonna create this piece of art to express myself and make some thoughtful critics.
Capitalism: Yo, this robot looks really cool. Put it in everything you can.
*Anno swimming in money*:"Hell yeah"
thanks capitalism or else we wouldnt have this video
@@wheresmyrooptoff4056 Nah it still sucks.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ask the Kulaks, Ukrainians, Kazakhs, Cambodians, Venezuelans, North Koreans, and Han Chinese how they feel about the glorious alternative based off le hungry hammer.
@@mrmediocre1532 the Kulaks were landlords, I don't give a shit lol. There's still Ukranians who want communism back (just not under Soviet imperialism, I know complexity isn't your strong suit but please keep up), same with Kazahks and Cambodians, though there's a lot of propaganda and lying there, Venezuela is provably capitalist so I don't know where you get your information from, North Korea isn't a good example, especially with how little we know, and China isn't communist anymore. Dude, you've lost, stop trying. You realize no ideology is perfect and communism can be altered to be more moral right? You don't probably know because red bad but still
I will keep on coming back to this vid forever
2 months later dude
4 months later
This absolutely the most insane thing I’ve ever watched
I would totally use that Rei paint tho lmao
I had no idea what you meant by the title then I realized
Hey just wanna say I'm a fan and love your content 😊
I was foolish to initially think that the video was talking about royalties......
unrealistic. kaworu would propose to shinji, not the other way around
True. Shinji,making decisions for himself? Unlikely
@@aricente I just started the show and they just say he never makes decisions for himself
@@captaincrash9002 thats a bit hyperbolic on my end. I havnt rewatched in almost 6 years so i dont remember all the story beats. Do yourself a favor and watch without spoiling yourself on youtube vids. The first viewing is a wild time
I like the profile picture. Killua with two guns. :D
Good point, goodpoint.
The amount of product placement in this vid is amazing