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When I visited Gibraltar a number of years ago, the security guys didn't use a Brink's truck. They used a shopping cart. The money was all right there. There is no real way to escape with the money, so the security is more relaxed.
That what happen in real life my dad worked in middle east for a long time he told me gold markets or shops used to be without security guards but after the immigration started they had to secure the gold.
@@jellyfishi_ The pens aren't being kept in a nigh-indestructible vault, monitored by armed security guards, or equipped with ink packs that will destroy the pens and mark you in an incriminating manner if you try to steal them
Actually it is for not wasting time of searching for a pen. Imagine you want to have a quick signature and a long waiting line and everytime the bankier has to search for the pen because every client might leave it somewhere else or accidently takes it with him. Would you as a manager of a bank say to your client: sorry for waiting 5 minutes for getting your money back from us but we had to find the missing pen.
@@AkariC Well it's part of the Tragedy of the Commons, and the sheer ease with which even a perfectly normal, honest person will unthinkingly walk off with a pen. The chain solves the problem for the bank as well as preventing absent-minded people from accidentally stealing. *A lot of* absent-minded people from accidentally stealing *a lot* of pens.
@@jellyfishi_ well sir, stealing pens is extremely easy. If someone does, or it gets lost behind the table, the next person doesn’t have a pen for signing anymore.
Then hoard all your gold silver and jewels while printing out more worthless notes than we have gold to “lend” out to strangers which they must return in gold _plus_ interest thereby drawing in even more real wealth while continuing to offer complete dross in return, creating an actual worldwide Dragon’s Lair in the process!
Ryan : "What happens if I run out of money?" Teller Ryan : "Well then I'm going to have to charge you a fee." Ryan: "Wait, how am I suppose to pay that fee if I have no money." Teller Ryan: "I dOn'T kNow, but you'll have to figure it out or i'll have to call some guys to put you in a room." Ryan: "Fair enoug-, Hey wait a minute."
i used to work Convenience stores and one time i was robbed by a guy who was polite and kept apologizing saying he didnt want to do it, he hit multiple stores and the newspaper called him "The Apologetic Bandit"
@@TheDandonian They should definitely put out a thing. So everyone will be looking for the mastermind. They could describe the mustache. Tell people if they see a mustache like that... it's probably attached to the mastermind of the Great Bank Pen Heist.
Cops are smart in this timeline. Start from a baseline. Maybe Lt. Detective did some shrewd deducing. Started a whole "face prints" program. Now it's a standard question.
@@elite_idk Why do you have to involve triangles in this ? Do you really think that rectangles are any better ? Why don't you try and solve the rectangle issues, before you throw stone at triangles.
Insurance 😂 Mafia, give us your money or we will break some of your shit Government, give us your money unless you wanna pay a fine to be locked in a room "You want me to pay, yto be in a room?" No, but i figure the more money you give me after breaking the law, the less ill punish you
@@bdbthemodesttree8654 It's a Spratt Family Solution. Cops get the donuts. You get the donut holes. And Soby Twix damn bars Uhu piece Dalekked...They planned for Spleen.
Well of course, I don't know what anybody expected. As we all know having a biger mustache makes you unrecognizable to anybody else in the world even you're own twin. It's simple logic.
"It feels like we should get the police involved." "No- Don't get the police involved." "Just a second! We're gonna get the police involved..." "Okay..." Your bad people are the best.
Now imagine the first guy to take out a loan; "Hello, I'd like some money." "Do you have an account?" "No but I'd like some anyway." "A guy tried that last week, it's called stealing." "No, no, I want to borrow it." "Oh well that's different. Now I don't have to press this button that makes a loud noise." "Please don't, I get alarmed by loud noises."
"I can give you this money if you pay for it." "But I don't have any money to pay with or else I wouldn't need to borrow the money." "Then how about you pay later?" "Sounds like a great deal for some reason!"
@@onkelpappkov2666 "But you're going to have to pay me back." "I know." "More." "Wait what?" "You're going to have to pay me back more." "More than I want to borrow?" "Yep. I think that's in our best interest." "That sounds kinda unfair." "I don't know what to tell you."
@@IronDino Reminds me of when I was a kid, and my brothers would use up their allowance immediately upon receiving it, whereas I'd save mine. But then they wanted to borrow mine, since I "wasn't using it." So I ended up charging 10% interest (which, given that it was given back quickly, was actually a lot more yearly interest, but 10% was easy to calculate at my age). Basically, if they were going to use my money as well as their own, I should get something out of it!
I like that the bank teller is surrounded by a bunch of money in the background. A subtle but effective way to let us know he works at a bank. LOL. I always get a big smile on my face when I see Ryan has a new video up.
It's because this is the first attempt at stealing money and they had no concept of it before that, so there is no vault to protect it. Ryan is a genius.
Best line hands down, mostly because it's hilarious...but also because it raises so many questions about the RGCU: Since the cop asked that question does that mean he realizes everyone in the world looks (more or less) the same? Does that mean everyone in this universe is aware? And if so, then why doesn't the teller notice?
“Ok well let me ask you something, does he have the exact same face as you?” “Nah, I didn’t see any resemblance to be honest.” I love that part so much, even Ryan acknowledges that everyone has the same face in his universe
This guy is good. He probably has, like a car or a horse outside. All ready to just...go away. His Go-Away Horse. To go home fast. Unless he lives nearby. That way he could just walk to work.
@Axxl You are so obviously trying to promote your own videos, and make yourself feel better by making other people feel bad for you. Do you think we’re idiots here? Please, stop. It’s just annoying.
Well yeah, one has a mustache on top of his mustache while the other doesn't. Clearly, they are 2 completely different person. What's so hysterical about that?! ;)
"That guy has a moustache, he looks trustworthy" "Guys with moustaches are always trustworthy" "Whoops a guy with a moustache just did a genocide!" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" Edit: I think I replied to the wrong comment, but I'm just gonna leave this moustaches comment here.
I totally expected "He's going to play the violin" "No, I said voilence" "Oh, sorry, he's going to play VIOLINS, he must have a whole bunch of those things!"
I love how they don't even have a vault, they just have all the money in a big pile behind the counter. Whenever someone needs a withdrawal the banker just grabs a handful
Everyone is so polite and im loving for it. Also the fact that everyone is so blunt "Oh he can't do that." "Yea he says you cant do that" "I've decided to do it anyways" "Oh he is good"
@@robertyocum7200 This is supposed to be the first robbery ever. I promise if you take a picture of him with your phone he's not going anywhere. He'll be confused.
Ryan: “There’s a guy here who says he’s gonna play the violin.” Other Ryan: “I said violence.” Me: Sheets about to get violin’t I’m skeptical as to whether y’all are getting the twoset reference
@@brandonhancock8620 “Hi I would like your small children to come to my place so I can’t teach them things” “Eehhh I don’t think i like the sound of that”
Do the first guy to kiss someone! " Im just gonna put my face... on your face" "I don't think I'd like that very much" "No, you're gonna like it a LOT"
Finally, the Origin Story of how banks came to have chained up pens!!!!! Thanks Ryan, your videos are so educational, I love learning about history and pioneers in their fields like First Bank robberer and First guy to build a home and First guy to draw art :) Wow wow wow
funny but i come from the idea that its funny banks are this evil entity that rob people. Why not just not bank with them or take a loan from said bank and magically they stop robbing people. its like blaming doctors for charging so much when the average med student graduates with 200k+ in debt and some have to carry malpractice insurance as well.
@@pyrojkl See Bank of America No for real though, they've done some pretty shady and shitty stuff, like charges on checking accounts that were just way too high and people couldn't make them stop.
@@pyrojkl Oh I'm all for doctors being well-paid. They went to school for 10 years. They earned it. However that isn't the reason why hospitals are so expensive. They're expensive because hospitals allow greedy health insurance companies to set the prices.
Ryan's golden performances continue to go ignored by the academy. I didn't even realize he was playing all the characters. Such dedication to the craft.
Somehow the little throw away lines are some of the best content I've seen. The long pause at the end and then... "guess we should put some chains on those pens" wraps up the whole video wonderfully
Broke the bad guys neck and saved the day, random things that are tight, putting people in rooms, barely an inconvenience- Ryan is creating something special here and we’re all part of it.
1:06 this is definitely the guy from "The first guy to ever punch someone". I can tell cause he also wears a beanie. He is already using what he learned that fateful day. I'm guessing he wanted some of the money so he could eat it.
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I love the fact that all of the money is just sitting there out in the open because no one has ever tried to take it before.
When I visited Gibraltar a number of years ago, the security guys didn't use a Brink's truck. They used a shopping cart. The money was all right there. There is no real way to escape with the money, so the security is more relaxed.
@@GatekeeperDatuck sounds like a challenge
That what happen in real life my dad worked in middle east for a long time he told me gold markets or shops used to be without security guards but after the immigration started they had to secure the gold.
Agreed
It's not ALL of the money. They have a box for that. It's just the _display_ money.
I love how understanding and logical everyone is in the Ryanverse.
It's Canada.
@@TheGuardDuck
That makes sense.
You should see the ones with Julie Nolke. Both Canadians, pretending to have the most polite divorce of all time!
@@mr.e7541 You mean, the Ryan's are all just alien clones pretending to be human???
@@TheGuardDuck would be a good explanation
"This hand thing really fast."
"Put him in a room."
As yes, references.
He missed an opportunity for pickles when telling the cop he wanted a sandwich
: )
Hey, those are things from the those other videos!
@@jacobd1984 They sure are, sir! :)
What is "the hand thing really fast" from?
I love how everyone in this universe is simultaneously very polite, and very stupid
Canada in a nutshell
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA The USA has the stupid part tho
@@giovannapxiiee What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
@@ChillyCucumber fr fr 😭
@@ChillyCucumber they don’t teach you geography in Canada? So sad, I expected more.
I feel like the social hierarchy of the Ryan-verse is based on mustache size.
Depends on how commanding your mustache is
Y E S
Makes sense
True
Yes
"I can do the hand thing"
"I'm going to put you in a room"
Man Phase 4 of the Ryan George Cinematic Universe is really connected
phase 4? what are the other 3?
@@San-lh8us pitch meeting
And then the cop did a back-flip, snapped the bank robber's neck & saved the day!
@Stonks Boi 27 801st actually lol
The repeated “this guy is good” lines are just gold sprinkled onto an amazing sketch!
This guys good
This comment is good.
Its called a call back.
So is I decided I love it when he says that
*Spoilers*
The ending was the best part hahaha, "guess we should put a little chain on those pens moving foreward", canned myself.
I actually believe this is why they did that in the first place.
I totally saw that ending coming after he took the pen. It's a bank, pens have chains, that's probably why.
@@ThePikPals bank robbers failing to steal money so they resort to stealing pens out of spite.
Meanwhile at other banks: “we should assume everyone is going to want to keep these pens, and make sure we have enough for everyone to take one”
"Maybe we should put chains on the pens moving forward."
That was a deep cut
@@jellyfishi_ The pens aren't being kept in a nigh-indestructible vault, monitored by armed security guards, or equipped with ink packs that will destroy the pens and mark you in an incriminating manner if you try to steal them
lol
Actually it is for not wasting time of searching for a pen. Imagine you want to have a quick signature and a long waiting line and everytime the bankier has to search for the pen because every client might leave it somewhere else or accidently takes it with him. Would you as a manager of a bank say to your client: sorry for waiting 5 minutes for getting your money back from us but we had to find the missing pen.
@@AkariC Well it's part of the Tragedy of the Commons, and the sheer ease with which even a perfectly normal, honest person will unthinkingly walk off with a pen. The chain solves the problem for the bank as well as preventing absent-minded people from accidentally stealing. *A lot of* absent-minded people from accidentally stealing *a lot* of pens.
@@jellyfishi_ well sir, stealing pens is extremely easy. If someone does, or it gets lost behind the table, the next person doesn’t have a pen for signing anymore.
"Sir, this money doesn't belong to you."
"I know that, I know that. But, see, I'd like it to."
"Understandable."
i read this at the exact time i heard it
Me too lol
@@Tsenibanig same LMAO
Lmao me too!!! 😂
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I’m waiting for the prequel: first guy to start a bank.
“Hey, I’m gonna take all of your money for a while, ok?”
Then hoard all your gold silver and jewels while printing out more worthless notes than we have gold to “lend” out to strangers which they must return in gold _plus_ interest thereby drawing in even more real wealth while continuing to offer complete dross in return, creating an actual worldwide Dragon’s Lair in the process!
I recall that video, I think they already did it
"You can have it back if you want, but I'm just gonna keep it here until you say you want it, ok?"
Can I borrow some of the money of other peoples money you took for a little while?
Ryan : "What happens if I run out of money?"
Teller Ryan : "Well then I'm going to have to charge you a fee."
Ryan: "Wait, how am I suppose to pay that fee if I have no money."
Teller Ryan: "I dOn'T kNow, but you'll have to figure it out or i'll have to call some guys to put you in a room."
Ryan: "Fair enoug-, Hey wait a minute."
"No dont get the police involved"
"Just a second were gonna get the police involved"
"Ok"
So Canadian I can’t even.
I'm dieing
He couldn’t be bothered to interfere
Very understanding robber!
He just wants the money 😂
Violence is a threat
Aw, everyone's so dang polite during their very first robbery.
i used to work Convenience stores and one time i was robbed by a guy who was polite and kept apologizing saying he didnt want to do it, he hit multiple stores and the newspaper called him "The Apologetic Bandit"
@@flipclone A robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
@@flipclone Was he Canadian?
Well, Ryan's ARE Canadian.
Super easy barely a incovince
"Does he have the exact same face as you?"
No he doesn't, he has a much less commanding moustache!
He's obviously not the mastermind behind the robbery, otherwise he'd for sure have a more commanding moustache.
@@TheDandonian They should definitely put out a thing. So everyone will be looking for the mastermind. They could describe the mustache. Tell people if they see a mustache like that... it's probably attached to the mastermind of the Great Bank Pen Heist.
A much less commanding moustache, indeed!
Cops are smart in this timeline. Start from a baseline. Maybe Lt. Detective did some shrewd deducing. Started a whole "face prints" program. Now it's a standard question.
"He's going to put you in a room" is it just me, or is the Ryan George Cinematic Universe coming together?
There’s been a lot of videos about being put in a room, so yes! The timeline is just a bit fuzzy cause they haven’t invented that yet
@@DeathnoteBB can’t wait! The most ambitious crossover of all time
If Covid Lockdowns go on any longer, he might just make a 72 minute movie and be the ONLY new movie in theaters.
I honesty was expecting a sandwich with a really big pickle in it to make an appearance.
Always has been.
“his gonna play the violin!”
“that’s nice”
Why did I laugh super hard??! 🤣🤣🤣
I just about choked on my laugh cause it caught me offguard.
Because its fuggen funny!
"I guess that's alarming"
Damnit Ryan, you did it again.
Again, yes.
But it _feels_ like the first time.
It feels like the very first time.
@@brucebaker810 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER SHE SAID I GUESS
@@brucebaker810 Wonderful comment, that.
"He says he's gonna leave before you get here"
"Oh this guy is good"
LMFAO
The mask. The violin. Leaving first.
He thought up all the angles.
omg. IT'S A SHAPE THING.
@@brucebaker810 The rectangles! He’s figured out so many rectangles!
@@a_channel2545 Yeah. Rectangle and Circle have pretty much owned Money since the jump.
Oh dear, I'm hearing the triangle protesters from up here.
@@elite_idk Why do you have to involve triangles in this ? Do you really think that rectangles are any better ? Why don't you try and solve the rectangle issues, before you throw stone at triangles.
This is basically “How to act like a human tutorial” for aliens
They’re all like this
Underrated imo
Who says he isn't a alien .
true
I wanna learn to act like a human tutorial!
“Violence hurts. This guy has some leverage on us, now.”
Evolution in a nutshell.
Insurance 😂
Mafia, give us your money or we will break some of your shit
Government, give us your money unless you wanna pay a fine to be locked in a room
"You want me to pay, yto be in a room?"
No, but i figure the more money you give me after breaking the law, the less ill punish you
"does he have the exact same face as you" the ryans are becomeing more aweare
“Nah I didn’t see any resemblance”
yes
In this Universe having the same face as everyone literally is the one criteria that would enable you to get away with bank robbery
@@knightarcane4920 they also all have ten brain cells
600th like bitches! 😎🤗
“Do you need anything whilst I’m out?”
“Sandwich”
This style of humour hits me the hardest
With a pretty big pickle in it?
well, the cop would be stopping off at a Tim Horton's on the way over to the money-taking. and it's just polite.
@@brucebaker810 if he's going to Tim Horton's, I want TimBits! None for @Graystillplays but maybe some for Spleens!
@@bdbthemodesttree8654 It's a Spratt Family Solution.
Cops get the donuts. You get the donut holes.
And Soby Twix damn bars Uhu piece
Dalekked...They planned for Spleen.
“Ok love you, bye”.
“No, I don’t see any resemblance to be honest”
Yeah obviously not, he has a mustache.
Edit: He has a more intense mustache.
That line cracked me... :D
Well of course, I don't know what anybody expected. As we all know having a biger mustache makes you
unrecognizable to anybody else in the world even you're own twin. It's simple logic.
His mustache was more commanding.
A much more commanding mustache
Cop: "Attention robber! My mustache commands you to surrender"
"It feels like we should get the police involved."
"No- Don't get the police involved."
"Just a second! We're gonna get the police involved..."
"Okay..."
Your bad people are the best.
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Olaf taste yummy melted
I LITERALLY just started reading your comment as soon as he was saying it in the video.
I read your comment while listening to it lol
@@soniceinstein7762 r/ihadastroke
@@maxdrags3115 SAMEEEE OMG IT FIT SOO WELL
@@timtime1455 Yea lol
Shower thought: Ryans in the Ryanverse are like the guy from primitive technology as in that they build society from the ground up
Like a clone colony
Or a post apocalyptic clone society
Shower thoughts are TIGHT
sounds like that cloning thing could be really difficult
@@Javier.M. No, actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Now imagine the first guy to take out a loan;
"Hello, I'd like some money."
"Do you have an account?"
"No but I'd like some anyway."
"A guy tried that last week, it's called stealing."
"No, no, I want to borrow it."
"Oh well that's different. Now I don't have to press this button that makes a loud noise."
"Please don't, I get alarmed by loud noises."
Oooh, yes, this follow-up needs to happen.
"I can give you this money if you pay for it."
"But I don't have any money to pay with or else I wouldn't need to borrow the money."
"Then how about you pay later?"
"Sounds like a great deal for some reason!"
@@onkelpappkov2666
"But you're going to have to pay me back."
"I know."
"More."
"Wait what?"
"You're going to have to pay me back more."
"More than I want to borrow?"
"Yep. I think that's in our best interest."
"That sounds kinda unfair."
"I don't know what to tell you."
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS
@@IronDino Reminds me of when I was a kid, and my brothers would use up their allowance immediately upon receiving it, whereas I'd save mine. But then they wanted to borrow mine, since I "wasn't using it."
So I ended up charging 10% interest (which, given that it was given back quickly, was actually a lot more yearly interest, but 10% was easy to calculate at my age). Basically, if they were going to use my money as well as their own, I should get something out of it!
Bank robber Willie Sutton was once asked, "Why do you rob banks?" He replied, "Because that's where the money is."
Very reasonable.
😆😂🤣
That's some big brain time right there.
Oh wowwowwow....wow!
I love how we all don’t acknowledge the ultimate Ryan catchphrase: “Hi there, hello...”
No its, "I decided" or "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day."
@@Travinater Ooh you’re not wrong.
@@Travinater "I decided" is my favourite. I could easily develop a soft spot for "going forward" too.
@@KrillLiberator you could say “you decided to love “I decided”.?
I'm the Adstronaut!
I like that the bank teller is surrounded by a bunch of money in the background. A subtle but effective way to let us know he works at a bank. LOL. I always get a big smile on my face when I see Ryan has a new video up.
It's because this is the first attempt at stealing money and they had no concept of it before that, so there is no vault to protect it. Ryan is a genius.
A bank? What is that ? The guy works at the money place
Subtle? Haha I wouldn't call that huge pile of money very subtle but it is vert effective
@@alekheuvel9801 True. That is why I said LOL I was joking when I said it was subtle.
@@hart1254 you know how when you pile up a lot of soil, it's called a 'bank'? Same thing, but with money
"Does he have the exact same face as you?"
"I didn't see a resemblance."
Best line hands down, mostly because it's hilarious...but also because it raises so many questions about the RGCU: Since the cop asked that question does that mean he realizes everyone in the world looks (more or less) the same? Does that mean everyone in this universe is aware? And if so, then why doesn't the teller notice?
@@AshDub86 No some have more commanding moustaches. That's a complete difference from the normie moustaches
His face is so generic, he matches everyone on our list.
...
...
Diabolical.
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Cop: "Maybe get a camera installed or something..."
A mirror would do just as fine in the Ryanverse, really.
Clearly not, they all look wildly different
Yea, I didn't see any resemblance.
@@Phytobiogenes Yeah, for example the banker has a much more commanding mustache!
Why would a mirror do any good? They need to know how the robber looks.
Also the ryans are using smartphones 😂
“Ok well let me ask you something, does he have the exact same face as you?”
“Nah, I didn’t see any resemblance to be honest.”
I love that part so much, even Ryan acknowledges that everyone has the same face in his universe
Ryan: *Puts fake mustache over mustache
CoStuMe dEsiGn!
This guy is good.
He probably has, like a car or a horse outside. All ready to just...go away. His Go-Away Horse. To go home fast.
Unless he lives nearby. That way he could just walk to work.
He can hide in his house. So Ima call that his Hidein.
He's alone. So not a fugitive. Just a onegitive.
It's like '60s Batman when Cesar Romero slathered white makeup on to play the Joker...With an incredibly conspicuous mustache.
not design HE IS THE MESSISH
@@hayden2412 He's NOT the Messiah.
He's a very naughty boy.
"I can maybe do this hand thing" Referencing other videos is TIGHT!
Put him in a room
It's a universe in building - eventually we will have rhe first guy to build a particle accelerator
@@AxxLAfriku Wh...what?
@Axxl
You are so obviously trying to promote your own videos, and make yourself feel better by making other people feel bad for you.
Do you think we’re idiots here?
Please, stop. It’s just annoying.
Yeah it is!
Man, these keep getting better and funnier.
“Does he look like you.”
“I don’t see a resemblance.”
So hysterical.
Well yeah, one has a mustache on top of his mustache while the other doesn't. Clearly, they are 2 completely different person. What's so hysterical about that?! ;)
@@xen0bia I thought they were quadruplets. 😂🤣😆
lmao
The mustaches are different there is no resemblems
“You need anything while I’m gon-“
“Sandwich.”
*Hangs up*
"He's putting a mask on, I can't see his face anymore."
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
That disguise was super easy barely and inconvenience.
@@stevedenis8292 Well, I think it is inconvenient, because I can't see his face anymore now.
@@davidwuhrer6704 but it was still super easy.
@@stevedenis8292 Well, I, yep, can't argue there.
Yea yea yea
“I would like it to be mine” “oh we can definitely do that, you will just have to return it in a year with some extra money”
First guy to get a loan lol
I'll buy 5$ for 6$, please.
Or ask the government to get it for you and call it taxes.
Now just hold on here a minute just a moment or second here. Didn’t you already go to a bank for other people’s money?
I decided.
Well
Maybe.
So what you're saying is they need to do another one of these except he's trying to borrow the money instead of stealing it.
we dont know who that guy in the mask is though, its super had, it really is an inconvenience
Hey there topicy wopicy, nice to see you here i decided :)
I like how Ryan is hiring completely new actors for every episode.
He's a job creator
I wonder how much it costs to hire so many actors
So often
@@NOL_bm actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ya I don't recognise most of these guys😸😸😸😸
"He's going to play the violin"
"No, he's going to do something violent"
Doing violence is TIGHT
"That guy has a moustache, he looks trustworthy"
"Guys with moustaches are always trustworthy"
"Whoops a guy with a moustache just did a genocide!"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
Edit: I think I replied to the wrong comment, but I'm just gonna leave this moustaches comment here.
Well that's different. Never mind.
Sheet's about to get violin't
I totally expected
"He's going to play the violin"
"No, I said voilence"
"Oh, sorry, he's going to play VIOLINS, he must have a whole bunch of those things!"
"Sir this money doesn't belong to you!"
"I know that, but I would like it to."
"Understandable."
😂😂
Relatable guy who wants some money frome the money place
I'd this isn't an actual quote from the vid it def should be
The first guy to ask for a loan.
I love how they don't even have a vault, they just have all the money in a big pile behind the counter. Whenever someone needs a withdrawal the banker just grabs a handful
LMAO
"Yeah hi I'd like to make a withdrawal for-"
*cashier grabs wad of cash and chucks it in your face
"THEIRS YOUR WITHDRAWAL NOW FUCK OFF"
"Sandwich" was amazing and so well-delivered. Dyin here 🤣
"we should put little chains on the pens"
That one killed me
Yeah!
Taking pens from banks is TIGHT!!!
and i love how not even that works lmao WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE PENS
@@Lilyberry03 because
"And make them tiny so no one can hold them!"
Let's put a chain on the pens
But let's let alllll the money running free on the background
Banding money together into even piles and securing them with strips of paper is tight! Really, the bands gotta be somewhat tight.
They are free range monies! They need space!
What if, instead of a real chain, we get a rope of little metal beads. Like a pearl necklace or something? That'd be fancy.
“Okay does he have the exact same face as you”
They’re starting to learn
But he didn't have the exact same face. There was no resemblance.
Are you implying that all Ryan George's look the same? That's racist.
But he had a more commanding mustache
@@craftmastr On top of his already pretty commanding moustache
they are becoming self aware
They are starting to believe
Everyone is so polite and im loving for it. Also the fact that everyone is so blunt
"Oh he can't do that."
"Yea he says you cant do that"
"I've decided to do it anyways"
"Oh he is good"
3:00
“Do you need anything while im out?”
“Sandwich”
Priorities
Guy knows what he wants.
Make sure it has a pretty big pickle in it
this joke got me the most give this man more likes
Best part. Love that he hangs up as he's saying it
"Robbing a bank, but nobody's scared"
The staff knows the clichés about to happen...it's the same old same old...
To be fair, nobody would've been scared if they initially thought Robber Guy was gonna use violins.
It would have been so amazing if the mask was one with a Ryan-face on it.
I cannot unsee it now. Thanks a lot!!
Robing a bank wearing a mask of your own face? That is the opening of Saints Row 3
Robber ryan: i want some of that money
Receptionist ryan: understandable
Robber Guy can get a "projectile launcher."
He means a slingshot, I decided.
Bubble gun.
Laser pointer
Trebuchet
Getting struck by a projectile from a slingshot would be painful, you can’t do that.
boomerang
"*calls police on smart phone* Yeah, uh, I dont have a camera."
I mean... I have a smartphone, but no cameras around my house.
@@robertyocum7200
Do I need to explain that your smartphone IS the camera?
@@Noodles4Anime I realize that, but physically taking a video of the robber is a little different than having cameras set up to capture the perp
@@robertyocum7200
This is supposed to be the first robbery ever. I promise if you take a picture of him with your phone he's not going anywhere. He'll be confused.
@@Noodles4Anime He literally put on a mask to prevent them from taking a picture of his face.
Ryan: “There’s a guy here who says he’s gonna play the violin.”
Other Ryan: “I said violence.”
Me: Sheets about to get violin’t
I’m skeptical as to whether y’all are getting the twoset reference
I hate that I laughed at that
The musical notes and the dots ruined it
Zeal 1111 There. Fixed it just for you.
Alternate title: The history of the chain on the pens in the bank
“THE FIRST GUY TO EVER GET A TATTOO” would be a nice idea 💡
I’m waiting for the “First guy to start a school”
“I liked this thing so I stabbed myself a bunch of times until there’s a permanent picture of it on my arm”
Hey dude what's up I drew on my arm and now it won't come off I call it a tatta
Ye
@@brandonhancock8620 “Hi I would like your small children to come to my place so I can’t teach them things”
“Eehhh I don’t think i like the sound of that”
~oh okay he took the pen.
~I guess we should put a little chain on them moving forward.
Got me so much 🤣
Me too, didn't expect that at all
"Yes hello, yes of course I am French"
For anyone wondering
Thank you
Thank you very much
With a try hard french accent because he's from Quebec and not France :p
i dont get it :(
@@badradish2116 I just translated the moment Ryan spoke French. It's funny because he's Canadian, from Québec actually, so not French aha
Ryan George just makes simple things sooooo complicated and funny and I love his work!
Do the first guy to kiss someone!
" Im just gonna put my face... on your face"
"I don't think I'd like that very much"
"No, you're gonna like it a LOT"
Good idea
...I decided
Julie already divorced him. She was probably the last human in existence who doesn't just look like Ryan.
@@TheGuardDuck Bold of you to assume that ryan wouldn't just be kissing ryan
"I'm still threatening violence to get it."
"Oh dang it."
Im dead
@Simon Wyzik oh dang it
Finally, the Origin Story of how banks came to have chained up pens!!!!! Thanks Ryan, your videos are so educational, I love learning about history and pioneers in their fields like First Bank robberer and First guy to build a home and First guy to draw art :) Wow wow wow
“i'm gonna put you in a room“ is now my favorite threat.
"Well, if I know what this guy looks like maybe I can track him down later."
Yeah... Good luck with that in Ryanverse.
He wears a purple hat, tracking him is easy as long as he does not invent disguises
Look for a guy who looks like me. But with less mustache.
And more pen.
"need anything while I'm out?"
"sandwich" *click*
I think I laughed at that part a lot harder than I should have
Right there with you.
3:00
@J Paterson you know it
I’m still dead
You just need Neebs in the background taking orders.
"hey your the guy from the skit we just watched"
*the lore is expanding*
😄😄 That part was unexpected... Hilarious!
Wow wow wow wow!
One of my favorite RUclips personalities. Such quick and witty writing.
"HEY, THAT'S THE GUY FROM THE SKETCH WE JUST WATCHED!"
Damn, I love this channel. Even the ads.
“Okay does he have the exact same face as you”.
“No I don’t see any resemblance to be honest”
Yeah one has a commanding moustache
I agree he has a very commanding moustache
He has a commanding moustache because he is the boss
Yeah the guy has a mask on his face no one else has a mask on their faces, that's a completely different looking face from everybody else
He does indeed have a very commanding mustache
“Does he have the same exact face as yours?” 😂
Yes, this was the best!
Cutting edge law enforcement techniques are tight!
Fun fact: the first guy to ever rob a bank tried to deposit the money in the same bank.
"Sir, This money doesn't belong to you"
"I know that, I know that, But, See, I'd like it too"
"Understandable, Have a great day"
I'm surprised the robber didn't just give up right away because of the bosses commanding mustache.
"Violence hurts"
This is my favorite quote
r/technicallythetruth
Imagine the horror of trying to track people down in Ryanverse. Impossible if they just switch clothes.
Gotta love the Ryanverse, where wearing a full face mask is like the worst possible way to hide your identity.
*The Ryan George Cinematic Universe is leagues above Marvel’s in every way*
NO ITS NOT!!!
That does not put a smile on my face
No! but it is better than the Conjuring Universe
Im sorry but no RUclips skit or any other collab can Top Infinity War
Bank: "You can't rob everyone of their money - that's our job!"
funny but i come from the idea that its funny banks are this evil entity that rob people. Why not just not bank with them or take a loan from said bank and magically they stop robbing people. its like blaming doctors for charging so much when the average med student graduates with 200k+ in debt and some have to carry malpractice insurance as well.
@@pyrojkl
See Bank of America
No for real though, they've done some pretty shady and shitty stuff, like charges on checking accounts that were just way too high and people couldn't make them stop.
@@pyrojkl Oh I'm all for doctors being well-paid. They went to school for 10 years. They earned it. However that isn't the reason why hospitals are so expensive. They're expensive because hospitals allow greedy health insurance companies to set the prices.
i like to think that the first bank was literally just a couple guys in a big room with a bunch of cash in one giant heap. A more innocent time
There are some banks who still work like that
"No, I'd still like the money and I'm still threatening violence to get it."
"Oh, dang it"
Ryan's golden performances continue to go ignored by the academy. I didn't even realize he was playing all the characters. Such dedication to the craft.
2:54 "Does he have the exact same face as you?" had me 🤣🤣
I love how nobody freaks out in Ryanuniverse
They do freak out by opening their eyes a little more than the not freaked out Ryans
We’re on frickin’ fire
Somehow the little throw away lines are some of the best content I've seen. The long pause at the end and then... "guess we should put some chains on those pens" wraps up the whole video wonderfully
Broke the bad guys neck and saved the day, random things that are tight, putting people in rooms, barely an inconvenience- Ryan is creating something special here and we’re all part of it.
I’m going to call guns “projectile launchers” from now on
Ryan: anything, anything “I just decided.”
Police: u want anything
Ryan: Sandwich
I would open an account in a heartbeat if there was a bank called "The Money Place"
Saaaammmmeeeeee
There is. It is a PayDay loan company. They charge about 400% interest on loans. (Not an exaggeration)
@@Paul-ou1rx Ohhh, exorbitant interest rates are TIGHT!
@@Paul-ou1rx Just be clear, that means you pay them back 4 times what you borrowed? Wtf.
@@Paul-ou1rx that should be illegal
"Does he have the exact same face as you?"
Its the day we all feared, the day the Ryans became selfaware. the Rynet uprising is upon us
Selfaware *
Do you think they know about time travel?
@Aryan Banyal Multiverse is cannon so...
Yeah, I felt a ripple in the Force on that one.
@Aryan Banyal Given the "We're from the dumbest timeline" video, there are multiple universes.. so more than 8 billion.
1:06 this is definitely the guy from "The first guy to ever punch someone". I can tell cause he also wears a beanie. He is already using what he learned that fateful day. I'm guessing he wanted some of the money so he could eat it.
Excuse me you have to make “The First Guy to Ever Start a Bank” first
But Time Travel is a thing. So it's WIDE OPEN, baby.
Plus...prequels.
"Oh, interesting. Is it like a reboot, a sequel, or a prequel?" "Yes"
"So criminal baker, what's your first festive bake?"
"It's stollen!" 😂😂
"... And then he did a back flip, snapped the bad guy's neck and put his pen on a little chain."
Terrible joke, 10/10 would laugh at again
“I guess that’s alarming”
“You can’t see my face anymore” no chance of survival now...
"I'll get some kind of projectile launcher" Hmm idea for the first person to ever shoot a gun?
I love how nord vpn is always in the “first guy” series pretty much every time
Pretty much
Ye
I posted this less that 2 minutes ago how the hell do I have like 40 likes
There's also that blanket company that the astronaut keeps ordering from
I just realized that
Lol, by the thumbnail I thought this was gonna be about "The First Guy Ever To Open A Bank" but this is great too!