@@tylerbrown8133 it's a metaphor, (okay, technically a simile,) but it's understandable you don't know that since the first person to use a metaphor hasn't happened yet.
In the Ryanverse everything is discussed politely, where both parties show their respective opinions without interrupting the other Ryan. Even when discussing murder, shoplifting or hiring an assassin it is done eloquently. I wish our world was like the Ryanverse
I just noticed that the absence of everything we know, like Shoplifting, Insurances, Prison etc. isn't the most unrealistic thing in his 'The First Guy To Ever' videos...
"Everybody has to agree to this exchange ritual or the whole concept falls appart" How the socioeconomic system survives in a phrase. It took me a whole semester of Constitution and social sciences to understand that. New generations now have Ryan!!
@@angrymokyuu1951 That's just sad such a basic concept is hard for people to understand. What? Do people really think stores magically stock themselves. Or that they are the only ones who work solely to earn cash so they could do and buy the things they actually want?
@@MrNote-lz7lh It's more that they see the pieces, but don't put them together. Everything's at-a-distance enough these days that you can miss major portions of how things work and still play your part in making that happen. And, sadly, there actually are people who think food comes from the store.
I feel like there's a discussion to be had just from your comment about how pointless college is..... Well not necessarily pointless but there's probably a lot of useless information thrown in there to get to the meat of what you actually need to know.
I would watch an entire film of Ryan George being every single character - just his face on a T-Rex body and all Dino bodies for Jurassic Park would be hilarious!
I would honestly find it even better if it is still just Ryan not even nessesarily in a costume but like awkwardly running towards the other Ryans while making pathetic growls and going "Im the T-rex! I didn't even live anywhere NEAR the same time period as the rest of these dinosaurs! Also, I have feathers!"
@@goodnesswhy “Yep, I’m totally gonna eat you now, I decided.” “You can’t do that it’s illegal! They’ll put you in a room or something!” “Yeah but I can’t fit in rooms, so, like, I can do whatever I want without getting in trouble.”
@@noammosek1319 Came here to say the same thing. That's how anarcho-comunism works. People just agree to make things and give them away. There is no money involved.
In the Ryanverse everyone is named after their job, since the First guy to ever have a name sketch. That's why Jurassic Park is directed by Steven Filmmaker. Pure genius.
@@JoeMama-np8vi I know, but I don't think they've confirmed using the "job" for the last name, since they'd both be called unemployed though that trend seems to be there, from the lore this new video gave us
Same energy. Couple days ago, I replaced a cover on one of our dog beds. Husband: What are you going to do with the old cover? Me: I'll wash it, and put it in the other room, pretend I'm going to sew the hole in it, but never do it. Then throw it out in a couple months. Husband: Then why not just go ahead and throw it out now? Me: That's no fun.
"Yeah i got this amazing idea!! Let's sketch them now!!" "Yeah now that I'm looking at it, it would be a pain in the ass to line and color" Next day "Oh great i have some great ideas! Gotta sketch them before it lost forever!" "Hmmm okay now- that i see it" "Oh another!-" "Welp-" Story of my life.
But you have to admit that he is good at filmmaking, and also at making films. He routinely has producer guy say "Wowowow, wow" about his pitches when they are meeting.
I hate to be that guy but seeing as I’m majoring in geology, i can’t help myself. The mesozoic is an Era that contains the Periods: Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous. You are correct that most of the dinosaurs aren’t from the Jurassic though. Cretaceous park just doesn’t have the same ring to it!
I have several things in my closet that look great on hangers, but terrible on me. Every so often I look at them and try them on and then just put them back.
Just appreciate for a moment, all the hard work Ryan does to keep us entertained. And we get to watch it all for free. I think that deserves a like and subscribe to him!
A man shoplifting and leaving with a Jurassic Park VHS, and then the shopkeeper asking if he could return the VHS, which the shoplifter agrees to do, is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
"I was just going to head home, make a list of things I need to do, and then not do them." Welp. Ryan just made the shoplifter relatable. Genius at work.
Hallelujah, brother! Spread the good word to the authoritarians all around the world. Let them hear and feel the power of, "No!" Feel free to also teach them the blessed gospel of "None of your business!" and the ever holy, "Fcuk off!" Amen.
@@mr.silence9991 Hallelujah's literal translation is "Praise the Lord." It's Hebrew and is written throughout the Bible. You can specifically find it a lot in Psalms if you want to read it in context. ruclips.net/video/cenQBonBdHs/видео.html
"But then I won't come back here." "You were taking my stuff and not giving me money for it like we agreed. You not coming back here is exactly what I want."
Love how for the thief it's a lifestyle dispute, and for the clerk it's a negotiation of the social contract. Tossing ritual in the mix was also a brilliant move. Ryan is super smart.
The little rituals that people should NOT give up no matter which religion you practice or even if you are an atheist. Please, can we all agree on SOME of these rituals?!?!
Do you know how you can tell Ryan is very talented? When he plays a guy who you should punch in the face, you really feel the need to punch him in the face... and, because he's doing this for comedy you are still laughing while you feel the need to punch him in the face... and feel confused that you are both raging against a character AND thoroughly amused... and leaving with a bit of confused laughter. Ryan George, you glorious bastard!
I like the fact that he put efforts into adding the small detail of adding a note in the advert which most of us could've just passed and wouldn't even realise that the juice didn't spill out of the glass even in 0 gravity. Thats Ryan George for you
"What if the ink makes a nice pattern and makes the shirt look even cooler?" I actually did that a couple weeks ago. I tried to freshen a shirt with some spray, but didn't realize it had bleach in it. But now I have Dragon Ball Z on the front, and some tie-dye patterns on the back that looks like it was ki blasted by Vegeta.
I know Ryan has to put a lot of work into these, especially since the editing is great. I continue to be impressed that he's putting out one of these and one for Screen Rant (and writing and directing those long ones on SR) every single week! And the quality has never dropped one bit. That's commitment. It makes my day when one of these pops up!
This is crazy! Today I played a Jurassic Park video game. Then this evening my family recommended we watch Jurassic Park. And now I click on this random, unrelated video that happens to talk about Jurassic Park!
Shoplifting technique has come a long way since Ryan invented it. I have a feeling that nowadays most ppl don’t tell the sales clerk they’re gonna steal stuff before they steal stuff.
So glad you read the adverts last:) also sitting here with insomnia from pain and your content NEVER FAILS to make me smile. Thank you so so much for it.
That should be a new series, where Ryan re-enacts various movies like this time. It shouldn't be hard for him to do- it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@hunterkiller1440 - You didn't specify any particular company, so it could be assumed you're one of those types that thinks all business is 'evil' and therefore it's okay to steal from them.
"Oh okay, that's a good guy, that guy's nice, I like him". Ryan, you're fuckin marvellous. (I'm allowed to swear a lot, I'm from Jurassic Park) (No wait, I meant Australia, I'm from Australia.)
Just realized Ryan sounds like he's reading an AI generated script everytime. Would be funny to give a bunch of Ryan George videos to an AI script generator cause I bet it would do a pretty good job.
@@fae206 No, the guy who took the hat because he decided he liked it to be his and nothing physically prevented him from doing it didn't go to prison, but he did have to return the hat to not have to go there.
@@recoveringsoul755 why yes, you did say that. You both said it. you said it first though, so I guess.....you win something, and the other guy has to admit he lost and commit hari-kari now? But seriously howwwww is that something that guy is allowed to instruct people to do on his channel? Even if he says "now don't actually do this because stealing isn't nice" I can't imagine you could do that lol
"So if things cost money, where did you get the shirt?" "Oh I took it from a child." "A child?" "Yea, I even gave it a dollar." "Wow, that seems like a lot less than you're charging me for!" "Especially considering I gave the child 1 dollar for an entire day's worth of shirts."
I guess it okay to steal it then. Or maybe buy some used clothing and donate the left over money to help some poor children. Like the saint you pretend to be.
@@kennyg1358 So no one should point out how messed up things are because doing so is like pretending to be a saint? How about admitting the fact that Valky is entirely right and we should stop doing what they described and come up with a better way to do things, one that probably doesn't involve the silly rituals and middlemen that Ryan makes fun of in the video? Sure, it's not okay to steal, and yet you seem to miss the part where business owners literally steal other people's labor value and wages, and allow or even require child slavery. Your bitter cynicism helps no one.
@@RicardoPetinga oh please. Move to a communist utopia if you can't handle reality. People get compensated for the value they bring. The product of a third world labourer is next to worthless without access to markets and brand power.
Another Ryan in store: "Hmm, if I stuff the shirt down my pants, I won't have to have that long pointless discussion with the clerk." THAT'S the first guy to shoplift.
Okay Ryan George, You've made a giant fan out of me. Like a huge one. I can almost hear producer guy going " ohhhh making fans out of not-so-active social media users is Tight " and he wouldn't be wrong
Man, Ryan really has a way to emphasize how our entire society is based on super delicate social constructs that would crumble so easily if enough people ever decided not to abide.
Except all these social contracts have solutions behind them. They are only fragile in these scenarios because it's the first time something is happening. Like in this one, sure people can and do shoplift, but eventually these people get caught by the police. This is accompanied by the police recording what happened. Judges can see a long term pattern and decide punishment according to the frequency and severity of the crimes. And employers can do background checks to see if the person is a habitual criminal. He doesn't cover these details because comedy.
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“First person to use a metaphor” would be really funny to watch.
That would be as funny as a platypus orgy.
@@kjoc70 I’m not a platypus though…
@@kjoc70 im concerned with your browser history
@@tylerbrown8133 it's a metaphor, (okay, technically a simile,) but it's understandable you don't know that since the first person to use a metaphor hasn't happened yet.
or the first person to use a pun.
"I decided" are the two most powerful words in the Ryan-verse.
Only works if used together though
@oh no shut up
Deciding is tight!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Lol yep
"Things cost money."
"I much prefer when they don't."
I AGREE! lol
You should just live in a communist or socialist utopia where you don't have any money to buy anything at all... 😅
Remove the lol it ruins it
I just made the amount of likes 666....👀👀👀 😂😂😂
@@starter_4008 lol
@Honudes Gai that is because marxism dosen't work...
In the Ryanverse everything is discussed politely, where both parties show their respective opinions without interrupting the other Ryan.
Even when discussing murder, shoplifting or hiring an assassin it is done eloquently.
I wish our world was like the Ryanverse
@@Micah_7 but he did it politely giving the proper respect to the store owner’s views on the matter.
@@Micah_7 Hey, but at least he'll give the Jurassic Park VHS back
@@Chipotleadvisory Exactly, no yelling or violence needed
I just noticed that the absence of everything we know, like Shoplifting, Insurances, Prison etc. isn't the most unrealistic thing in his 'The First Guy To Ever' videos...
Maybe the Ryanverse is just Canada.....
Ryan 1: What are you doing
Ryan 2: Shoplifting
Ryan 1: I don't think you're strong enough to lift a whole shop
I'm going to have to ask you to get off my back on this
@@Runningpeaks I don't even know what your back is into, and you expect me to get it off?
@@davidwuhrer6704 don't tell me what I can and cannot lift! In fact it's super easy
@@Runningpeaks alright lemme get offa that thing!
@@J.R.__ great!
"Everybody has to agree to this exchange ritual or the whole concept falls appart" How the socioeconomic system survives in a phrase. It took me a whole semester of Constitution and social sciences to understand that. New generations now have Ryan!!
What? How? An elementary school student should understand that much.
@@MrNote-lz7lh It's one of those things that seems obvious when you say it, but isn't necessarily as obvious through casual observation.
@@angrymokyuu1951
That's just sad such a basic concept is hard for people to understand. What? Do people really think stores magically stock themselves. Or that they are the only ones who work solely to earn cash so they could do and buy the things they actually want?
@@MrNote-lz7lh It's more that they see the pieces, but don't put them together. Everything's at-a-distance enough these days that you can miss major portions of how things work and still play your part in making that happen.
And, sadly, there actually are people who think food comes from the store.
I feel like there's a discussion to be had just from your comment about how pointless college is..... Well not necessarily pointless but there's probably a lot of useless information thrown in there to get to the meat of what you actually need to know.
Shopkeeper: “I’m gonna have to put you in a room over this.”
being put in a room is TIGHT
Well I was already going to go back to a room so that doesn't sound so bad.
I'm stealing this comment
@about you pls stop
Shoplifter: "But we're already in a room."
I love that the guy who's fine with taking a shirt from a store won't steal his personal copy of Jurassic Park.
Unless he's the first guy to lie...
Definitely not the first guy to lie. I doubt this Drastic Park thing would exist if nobody had ever lied before.
@@9nikola wait was it drastic park?
He made a video called First Guy to ever write fiction so this is probably set after that
Video link: ruclips.net/video/708n4GCbTiM/видео.html
He is tho he lied about coming to pay for the shirt
@@natperXD maybe this guy is that guy the first guy to ever lie would probably think of just taking things they want too.
I would watch an entire film of Ryan George being every single character - just his face on a T-Rex body and all Dino bodies for Jurassic Park would be hilarious!
Me too
I would honestly find it even better if it is still just Ryan not even nessesarily in a costume but like awkwardly running towards the other Ryans while making pathetic growls and going "Im the T-rex! I didn't even live anywhere NEAR the same time period as the rest of these dinosaurs! Also, I have feathers!"
"Oh hey, look at me, I'm a freakin' dinosaur!"
@@goodnesswhy “Yep, I’m totally gonna eat you now, I decided.”
“You can’t do that it’s illegal! They’ll put you in a room or something!”
“Yeah but I can’t fit in rooms, so, like, I can do whatever I want without getting in trouble.”
@@Kyoobur9000 "Yeah, but I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLLL the way off my back about eating me! It would severely impede my ability to do stuff!"
“Things cost money”, “but I like it better when they don’t” 😂
That's the Thing that belongs to a T-shirt .)
ah yes, soviet union anthem intensifies, thats OUR stuff now.
I remember when System of a Down named their album "Steal this Album".
Sounds like an Anarcho-Communist to me
@@noammosek1319 Came here to say the same thing. That's how anarcho-comunism works. People just agree to make things and give them away. There is no money involved.
It’s nice to see Ryan acting in movies now instead of just pitching them
Underrated comment.
What movie?
@@dkisausome Lol, tagged the wrong person.
I can't believe that poppy still exists 😅 somehow that's comforting to know
Who did he play in the movie I only saw an adult actor and a child actor
Please make “First guy to make a bow and arrow.” You could be like “I kinda wanna stab him, but like from really far away.”
I fully support this idea!! 🤗🤗
Reminds me of George Carlin’s guy who invented the flame thrower
Long range stabin'
Stabbing people from really far away is tight.
To keep up with the continuity " The first guy to die"
“You can’t do that” is the most counter-arguable phrase in the Ryan-verse
Yeah because physically they can, they decided.
But physically I can
"but i physically can"
is even stronger
Whats ryanverse?
@@dolliesdieyes5590 The universe of ryans
"Things cost money"
"I much prefer when they don't"
the customer is always right
@@BengtBagels
It sound cool
That's all you should know
Yeah but he’s not a customer he’s just…
You know stealing.
@@BengtBagels You’re right english is stupid but no one wants to fix it so
Is what customer service tells customers so they stop whining like little babies.
In San Fransisco things don't cost money
Love how these videos tear the language we use apart and reveal how toothless a lot of it is.
"You can't"
"I just did"
I love that they just stop and watch the entirety of Jurassic Park just so the shoplifter guy knows what the store guy is talking about
@Willy on Wheels Stop it
“I’m gonna head home and make a list of things I need to do and then not do them”
Me in a nutshell
@@iexposedthisbadyoutuberonm4622 ur name speaks shit fuk
I've never even gotten around to making the list.
Me too
That quote from the video is so very true
Brilliance.
I like the clean, witty humor that doesn’t rely on swearing. Keep it up
Unlike Jurassic Park, which relies only on swearing. Good movie, though, I wish more people have heard about it
In the Ryanverse everyone is named after their job, since the First guy to ever have a name sketch. That's why Jurassic Park is directed by Steven Filmmaker. Pure genius.
Did they agree on using jobs as name? I don't remember them confirming they'd be called "unemployed"
Isn't shoplifting a job? It could pay the bills.
Edit: the shoplifter could be named Rob
@@mrsweetkandy7673
Yes,it all started in the first guy to have a name
This practice exists in real-life as well.
@@JoeMama-np8vi I know, but I don't think they've confirmed using the "job" for the last name, since they'd both be called unemployed
though that trend seems to be there, from the lore this new video gave us
“I’m gonna make a list of things I gotta do and then not do them...”
Ryan’s throwaway jokes are my favorite thing😂😂
Same energy. Couple days ago, I replaced a cover on one of our dog beds.
Husband: What are you going to do with the old cover?
Me: I'll wash it, and put it in the other room, pretend I'm going to sew the hole in it, but never do it. Then throw it out in a couple months.
Husband: Then why not just go ahead and throw it out now?
Me: That's no fun.
Hey that sounds like my life
"Yeah i got this amazing idea!! Let's sketch them now!!"
"Yeah now that I'm looking at it, it would be a pain in the ass to line and color"
Next day
"Oh great i have some great ideas! Gotta sketch them before it lost forever!"
"Hmmm okay now- that i see it"
"Oh another!-"
"Welp-"
Story of my life.
The life of every college student
throwaway jokes are tight
I love the phrase " I decided". It's hilarious but so powerful.
Haha it's like a little ritual. So good
I feel like I've seen this same refusal to respect the ritual happening all across the country... wherever BLM is active.
The black witchcraft of bloated Mammon
Hey man really like your Real Life Tekken Videos :D
@@jamessanchezgrenien3962 thanks!
Why do these comments blow up wtf
Steven Filmmaker is TIGHT
But you have to admit that he is good at filmmaking, and also at making films. He routinely has producer guy say "Wowowow, wow" about his pitches when they are meeting.
In German, Spielfilm means movie. So Steven Spielfilm would be cool.
He is the guy who made that movie!
Who?
Oh nevermind, I just noticed.
"One thing's for sure, this park, it's SUUUUPPER Jurassic"
>Contains multiple animals that are all actually from the Mesozoic era...
"FUUUUCK"
I hate to be that guy but seeing as I’m majoring in geology, i can’t help myself. The mesozoic is an Era that contains the Periods: Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous. You are correct that most of the dinosaurs aren’t from the Jurassic though. Cretaceous park just doesn’t have the same ring to it!
Maybe in the Ryan-verse they did have all Jurassic era things?
Funny thing is, if they decided to name the movie "Cretaceous Park", no one would think it's weird, because the other title would never have existed.
😂😂
"Can you at least bring me back my Jurassic Park VHS when you’re done with it?"
"Of course"
Respect 100
the real question is will he rewind it though?
I get a feeling that this will result in the first person to illegally copy a movie.
so canadian
REP: -10
“Of course”
Rep: 100
@@AxxLAfriku but hate is cool.
Seeing Ryan swear in a Jurassic Park parody has made my day.
Same bud 😂
“Holy sh*t! Dinosaurs! What the f^ck!!” would actually be the more plausible reaction from the actors in that scenario.
He should start doing 4 minute movie parodies. I say that because I want to see the rest of his version of Jurassic Park now.
It was a parody? Are you sure?
”Okay that’s a good guy, that guy’s nice, I like him.”😂😂
I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN IT PLAYED
@@vin.2 same
Ryan wasn't lying about being Canadian. :-)
"Until I catch my reflection in the wrong lighting."
How do you make such relatable quotes in such a unique way?
I have several things in my closet that look great on hangers, but terrible on me. Every so often I look at them and try them on and then just put them back.
If you don't mind could you explain what that line means ?? Sorry man from Barbados so didn't quite catch it ??
Ikr
@@mesutkroos2353 In the wrong light clothes can look terrible on you even if they look fine at a different angle.
@lewangoalski This week I literally tried on 4 shirts that I knew look terrible on me.
Just appreciate for a moment, all the hard work Ryan does to keep us entertained. And we get to watch it all for free. I think that deserves a like and subscribe to him!
Ok
He makes money off of it
@@KoopaAndTroopa shhh if he says that then people won’t like his comment
We still pay for our machines we can use to watch it
Jesus christ dude hes a youtuber. Nothing revolutionary about making funny videos and putting them on the internet.
A man shoplifting and leaving with a Jurassic Park VHS, and then the shopkeeper asking if he could return the VHS, which the shoplifter agrees to do, is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
"I was just going to head home, make a list of things I need to do, and then not do them."
Welp.
Ryan just made the shoplifter relatable.
Genius at work.
Yeah that's the most underrated line in the Ryanverse. Can't believe more people aren't talking about it here.
Thus creating the perfect antihero
I use the phrase, "physically I can" because of this series and it drives my friends nuts
Haha that's smart
Hallelujah, brother! Spread the good word to the authoritarians all around the world. Let them hear and feel the power of, "No!" Feel free to also teach them the blessed gospel of "None of your business!" and the ever holy, "Fcuk off!"
Amen.
@@innocentbystander3317 what does hallelujah mean
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@@mr.silence9991 Hallelujah's literal translation is "Praise the Lord." It's Hebrew and is written throughout the Bible. You can specifically find it a lot in Psalms if you want to read it in context. ruclips.net/video/cenQBonBdHs/видео.html
I use “I decided” with my students when I tell them what I want them to do. It goes over their heads (kindergarten, whatcha gonna do), but I laugh! 😉
We now NEED a new series of videos of Ryan inserting himself into the scenes of famous movies, I decided. Please make this happen!
When they world needed him most
He came back with multiple clones
And a Jurassic Park VHS
Just starting avatar, I finally understand this
"But then I won't come back here."
"You were taking my stuff and not giving me money for it like we agreed. You not coming back here is exactly what I want."
I called the police and they decided that they didn't like it either and they decided to put you in a small room
@Robert Monroe it is very easy lmao
@Robert Monroe salesman: wowowowow! wow.
He brought back the VHS but he didn't rewind it, truly a monster!
Oh man, I was all set to buy some of that anti-gravity orange juice and then he tells me it's not available for sale!
Oh oh oh omega mart
Thanks a lot bernie sanders
@@jeniferjoseph9200 you have no idea what’s in store for you
@@liemduongthanh8386 "are you threatening me"?
The “Jurassic park” film should have ended with the main character doing a backflip snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day
even better snapping the neck of a t-rex and saving the day
@@theimortal1974 And then Dr. Alan 'f*king' Grant snapped the f*king brachiosaurus' neck and saved the f*king park
@@pratibhakandarkar5883 f**king life uh finds a f**king way
@@theimortal1974 Cool movie... lots of swearing though
Swearing is tight
“But physically I can tho” and “I decided” are the two most powerful phrases in the whole universe. Those words can let you achieve anything
"I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about this not paying thing"
"Okay let me get off of that thing"
if only it was that easy
Love how for the thief it's a lifestyle dispute, and for the clerk it's a negotiation of the social contract. Tossing ritual in the mix was also a brilliant move. Ryan is super smart.
The little rituals that people should NOT give up no matter which religion you practice or even if you are an atheist. Please, can we all agree on SOME of these rituals?!?!
@@user-jy3zl2vp4b cope lol
Do you know how you can tell Ryan is very talented? When he plays a guy who you should punch in the face, you really feel the need to punch him in the face... and, because he's doing this for comedy you are still laughing while you feel the need to punch him in the face... and feel confused that you are both raging against a character AND thoroughly amused... and leaving with a bit of confused laughter.
Ryan George, you glorious bastard!
I like the fact that he put efforts into adding the small detail of adding a note in the advert which most of us could've just passed and wouldn't even realise that the juice didn't spill out of the glass even in 0 gravity. Thats Ryan George for you
the whole Jurassic Park discussion was hilarious 😭
and making him watch it. Not sure what all the links are about above. Please at least say what they are. I don't click on blind links
@@recoveringsoul755 i think most are scams or take you to weird sites or videos :/
@@myellatorres2110 those two are spamming the comments here so you're probably right. Didn't feel like getting Rick rolled today
That moment when the conversation suddenly changes to Jurassic Park. Relatable.
My new head-cannon in the Ryanverse: Every movie is just a bunch of him swearing
Yes of course, just like how he pitched them :D
Would be shocking in kids' movies!.... except that the kids in the Ryanverse all have beards, even the girls.
If people watch movies just for the swearing, does that mean those movies are blooming crock in every other respect?
@@Mibbitmaker Not the cannibalistic baby Ryan though
Wait... the kids in the Ryanverse all have beards? I never noticed because the camera made their height seem so accurate.
I love the fact that Ryan is sponsored almost like every video
Ok
Why
But why
Being sponsored by almost every video is tight...
Yeah, that’s how RUclipsrs get paid
I love how your sponsorships are just skits in themselves I appreciate it so much
i like how the store’s name is ebn-expensive brand name. a cool little reference to an older video.
Omg, thanks! I knew it must have been a reference to an earlier video, but I just couldn't figure it out
Thanks! I was looking for this piece of info.
I thought it was very expensive brand and couldn't figure out what EBN meant. Thank you.
OH SHIT
THANK YOU
I think "but physically I can, though" is one of the unsung heroes of the Ryan George Catchphrase department.
True
I like the "first person to segway" segway. That was sweet.
"What if the ink makes a nice pattern and makes the shirt look even cooler?"
I actually did that a couple weeks ago. I tried to freshen a shirt with some spray, but didn't realize it had bleach in it. But now I have Dragon Ball Z on the front, and some tie-dye patterns on the back that looks like it was ki blasted by Vegeta.
you thief
Task failed successfuly
I know Ryan has to put a lot of work into these, especially since the editing is great. I continue to be impressed that he's putting out one of these and one for Screen Rant (and writing and directing those long ones on SR) every single week! And the quality has never dropped one bit. That's commitment.
It makes my day when one of these pops up!
The "Sure" after the whole Jurassic Park tangent was probably the funniest punchline I've seen in one of Ryan's videos.
Fun fact: Ryan films all of these in Canada
(which is why he's extremely polite in each video)
Everybody is better in Candace
That makes a lot of sense I decided
I hear he's even actually a Canadian
i hear its super easy eh.
@@Gigachad-bv4su who is candice?
I respect that everyone in this universe follows the "Sound+Job" design for names, Jonathan Lawyer, Steven Filmmaker, Mayor Politician.
I love how they just drop everything to watch the movie
ryan is just so uniquely funny. no one could copy him even if they wanted to lol
Must be why he only uses copies of himself. ✌
Nah, that’d be super easy, barely an inconvenience
You're not going to like The Fairburn Brothers!
What about Julie Nolke? She talks to herself too.
@@ThatCoalSoul i meant his style not the concept.
Nice to see that "Expensive Brand Name" settled for EBN
Next up will be "Xpnsv Brnd Nm" or something.
I thought it was a poster for a dyslexic Ben. Wow, now I know, and knowing is, um... What is knowing again?
This is crazy! Today I played a Jurassic Park video game. Then this evening my family recommended we watch Jurassic Park. And now I click on this random, unrelated video that happens to talk about Jurassic Park!
At least they found middle ground on Jurassic Park. I feel like WW3 will end when enemies sit down and watch Jurassic Park together.
I mean even if they're divided over that surely everyone could agree that we hate the one where the dinosaur says Alan right!?!?
I'm over here picturing enemies from Wonder Woman 3 sitting down and watching Jurrasic Park.
@@mamacito1795 Thats jurassic park 3
The original jurassic park novel was published in 1990
The following year he cold war ended!
Did this happen before???
@@AllosaurusJP3 we don't talk about 3
Shoplifting technique has come a long way since Ryan invented it. I have a feeling that nowadays most ppl don’t tell the sales clerk they’re gonna steal stuff before they steal stuff.
He was not going to until he was asked about it. That is pretty much what the Jurassic Park gates at the entrance of these establishments do as well.
That's probably where I've been going wrong
They literally just walk in with a garbage bag, take what they want, and walk out in California.
It's that Canadian etiquette showing!
So glad you read the adverts last:) also sitting here with insomnia from pain and your content NEVER FAILS to make me smile. Thank you so so much for it.
"Make a list of things i need to do and then not do them"
He out here making new years resolutions in august
Apparently, when Ryan George says "I Decided" then the universe is like **GASP**
The only guy EVER in the universe to connect shop lifting with Jurassic Park
*"Things cost money*
*I much prefer when they don't"*
Samesies
Hahahahah bg chungusssss?…?.!!!
"Things cost money"
"Ah well I much prefer if they dont"
Oh..okay
I mean, he decided
I also much prefer when things don't cost money. A second preference is when things cost only just a little bit of money, my wallet decided.
Can't argue with that
I can't stop laughing at Jurassic Park. You must make more endings like that to movies.
Yas u do Ryan! Pls! 🎥
I’d want to see what other movies are like in the Ryan-verse, I decided
That should be a new series, where Ryan re-enacts various movies like this time. It shouldn't be hard for him to do- it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Other movies in the Ryan-verse are tight!
Why is nobody talking about how the Adstronaught’s sleep paralysis demon is a puppy?
Nobody looks this part of the vids 🤣
@@felixklenner342 I speak for all Ryan George fans I say we watch the ads part cos the ad-stronaut is freaking hilarious
He's a cat guy, of course his demon is a chihuahua.
Shh! Do not rouse the puppy demon's anger
I thought everyone had a puppy for a sleep paralysis demon. Are you saying yours is a kitten, or something?
i love how they just have a nice little bondage in the video
I like how the storekeeper ended up befriending and likening the thief lmao, they watched Jurassic park together and everything
A robbery does not have to be an unpleasant experience.
"I can underpay workers, buy products from sweatshops, and overcharge customers, I decided." - The Establishment
“I’ll constantly talk about the evil Establishment as if I’m talking about other people, I decided.”
- The Establishment
Okay Antifa wannabe.
@@Mr.Ekshin How am I Antifa when I am describing Apple, their favorite product?
@@hunterkiller1440 - You didn't specify any particular company, so it could be assumed you're one of those types that thinks all business is 'evil' and therefore it's okay to steal from them.
@@Mr.Ekshin Did I ever say it's okay to steal from them? I was more in line of thinking not going to those establishments.
theory: the adstronauts are canon, and are just floating around up there, constantly spouting about their companies
"You can't just decide not to pay." Ah, the heart of every shoplifter.
This guy is one of the reasons I still believe in humanity
I'm pretty sure AGW proves that humanity is real.
Ryan really nailed the scene with Hammond's tour intro using a video talking to himself & passing it off as entertainment.
"Oh okay, that's a good guy, that guy's nice, I like him".
Ryan, you're fuckin marvellous. (I'm allowed to swear a lot, I'm from Jurassic Park)
(No wait, I meant Australia, I'm from Australia.)
Australia, Jurrasic Park... Same difference.
@@nerdbird9660 It's full of deadly fauna you won't find anywhere else in the world, so that checks out.
When you're having a terrible day and Ryan George uploads and you forget what's sadness for 5 minutes? Love those
I like how in this universe Jurassic Park exists, but nobody has ever tried to shoplift before.
Just realized Ryan sounds like he's reading an AI generated script everytime. Would be funny to give a bunch of Ryan George videos to an AI script generator cause I bet it would do a pretty good job.
I'm wondering if there'd even be any difference...
I agree, shame I couldn't be your 69th like, have a blessful day.
I was here to like you on your 96th like. It's the funny number backwards.
This is kind of a prequel from another universe to “The first guy to ever be in prision”
I thought that guy stole a hat? (And also less importantly someone’s face)
@@fae206 No, the guy who took the hat because he decided he liked it to be his and nothing physically prevented him from doing it didn't go to prison, but he did have to return the hat to not have to go there.
Can we just appreciate that ‘expensive brand name’ is the store they’re at
Now I have to google if those tags actually spill ink over the shirt when you remove them; thanks.
or you could go to Lock Picking Lawyer's channel and see how to quickly remove them with a Magnet
@@recoveringsoul755 you just need a strong mag
@@LavroseRovender said that
@@recoveringsoul755 why yes, you did say that. You both said it. you said it first though, so I guess.....you win something, and the other guy has to admit he lost and commit hari-kari now?
But seriously howwwww is that something that guy is allowed to instruct people to do on his channel? Even if he says "now don't actually do this because stealing isn't nice" I can't imagine you could do that lol
I didn't know that either
I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement
Dude, you do MARVEL and Star Wars Breakdowns?!😱 so cool
First!
the people who make fun of people commenting first are now just as common as the people commenting first
thx bro
@@thegoldenmask2051 first
I too cried at the park being super f***ing Jurassic. Greatest moment in cinema history.
This guy was born 3 months ago or something
“ Oh I was just going to head home and make a list of things I need to do and then not do them” 🤣😂 love these skits
"So if things cost money, where did you get the shirt?" "Oh I took it from a child." "A child?" "Yea, I even gave it a dollar." "Wow, that seems like a lot less than you're charging me for!" "Especially considering I gave the child 1 dollar for an entire day's worth of shirts."
Ah, the first man to ever run a sweat shop?
I guess it okay to steal it then. Or maybe buy some used clothing and donate the left over money to help some poor children. Like the saint you pretend to be.
@@kennyg1358 So no one should point out how messed up things are because doing so is like pretending to be a saint? How about admitting the fact that Valky is entirely right and we should stop doing what they described and come up with a better way to do things, one that probably doesn't involve the silly rituals and middlemen that Ryan makes fun of in the video? Sure, it's not okay to steal, and yet you seem to miss the part where business owners literally steal other people's labor value and wages, and allow or even require child slavery.
Your bitter cynicism helps no one.
@@RicardoPetinga oh please. Move to a communist utopia if you can't handle reality.
People get compensated for the value they bring. The product of a third world labourer is next to worthless without access to markets and brand power.
@UCEvYS0l6lm2RCP4SEWFJ_5A Damm you weak bastard. Tell people to fick off if they don't bow down and conform/do what you do.
I love how nice all the Ryan's are
Another Ryan in store: "Hmm, if I stuff the shirt down my pants, I won't have to have that long pointless discussion with the clerk." THAT'S the first guy to shoplift.
me every time a new Ryan video shows up: "Okay that's a good guy, that guy's nice I like him"
He can carry an entire channel on his back and lift up an entire shop?!? What a man ❤
a - How much did this shirt cost?
b - Nothing!
a - That must be hard to find.
b - No it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
When a shoplifting video turns into watching Jurassic Park.
Me: Yes this makes sense thank you very much.
The penalty for shoplifting is watching Jurassic Park 3, I decided.
Okay Ryan George, You've made a giant fan out of me. Like a huge one.
I can almost hear producer guy going
" ohhhh making fans out of not-so-active social media users is Tight " and he wouldn't be wrong
I like how Ryan strips societal norms down to its basics. It makes this everything feel so silly
Lol the cutaway to show them watching Jurassic Park just so the thief can know what the clerk is talking about.
Man, Ryan really has a way to emphasize how our entire society is based on super delicate social constructs that would crumble so easily if enough people ever decided not to abide.
You mean like today's world in the USA?!? That roar of thunder is all our norms and social constructs crumbling.
Except all these social contracts have solutions behind them. They are only fragile in these scenarios because it's the first time something is happening. Like in this one, sure people can and do shoplift, but eventually these people get caught by the police. This is accompanied by the police recording what happened. Judges can see a long term pattern and decide punishment according to the frequency and severity of the crimes. And employers can do background checks to see if the person is a habitual criminal. He doesn't cover these details because comedy.