The First Guy To Ever Swim

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @sleepdeprivedanteater1190
    @sleepdeprivedanteater1190 4 года назад +12500

    I love how they’re like half developed civilization and the other half is just like a caveman civilization

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 года назад +601

      Agreed. Definitely odd that bathrooms and pennies would predate swimming.

    • @showedkiller4561
      @showedkiller4561 4 года назад +59

      Yes. Amazing

    • @henrik6739
      @henrik6739 4 года назад +337

      I also wonder how they developed an entire mailing system without having names

    • @sleepninja2350
      @sleepninja2350 4 года назад +161

      My favorite cinematic universe

    • @goodishfilms8528
      @goodishfilms8528 4 года назад +7

      200th like

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 4 года назад +1970

    2:28 I love how casual his : ''Oh no'' is as he's getting bitten by a shark. It just sounds like hes mildly inconvenienced by this.

    • @kryptonianguest1903
      @kryptonianguest1903 4 года назад +212

      Getting bitten by a shark is quite easy, only mildly an inconvenience.

    • @ShoutingDerek
      @ShoutingDerek 4 года назад +108

      I mean, the funny triangles in the drinking stuff just burried smaller triangles into his legs, nothing to worry about really

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 года назад +32

      Getting eaten by a shark is super easy, a mild inconvenience

    • @mr.bojangles9215
      @mr.bojangles9215 4 года назад +19

      @@ShoutingDerek unless you hate traingles

    • @RedNinjaV
      @RedNinjaV 4 года назад +15

      @@mr.bojangles9215 triangles are tight

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +5517

    *Gets out of the water and sees the wrinkles on his body*
    I look 40 years older now. This is no drinking stuff, it's an aging potion!! No wonder why they died in there

  • @cameronbablandananavan2337
    @cameronbablandananavan2337 3 года назад +1479

    "i'm going to the pool."
    "what's that?"
    "it's a basin full of chlorine and human excrement."
    "well, what do you...do...there...?"
    "try not to drown or get radiation damage."
    "well, have fun..."

    • @AuggsieBoggs
      @AuggsieBoggs 3 года назад +34

      My alien roommate right?

    • @sheercold1319
      @sheercold1319 3 года назад +22

      In the drinking stuff

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 3 года назад +8

      Surprised that there' not many comments, I love Beefy!

    • @ForkLefts
      @ForkLefts 3 года назад +3

      Me when my roommate is an alien

    • @terigonUSAS12
      @terigonUSAS12 2 года назад +1

      nft

  • @michanik007
    @michanik007 4 года назад +5839

    The first guy to ever bleed:
    "Hey doc.... There's red stuff coming out of my body that tastes like metal"

    • @AO00720
      @AO00720 4 года назад +248

      More like. Hey we need a guy that specialize in dealing with people's red stuff oozing out

    • @Lil_Neymar_rapper
      @Lil_Neymar_rapper 4 года назад +43

      Kaede Fountain 💀 LMAO

    • @leumas891
      @leumas891 4 года назад +49

      @Kaede Fountain Tell me , do you bleed?

    • @FrOg-kh4wc
      @FrOg-kh4wc 4 года назад +66

      The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!
      Guy: I thought it was Koolaid?

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +43

      @@FrOg-kh4wc "The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!"
      Me: "Well I heard that expression, you know to 'lick your wounds' so I did and I was like 'Wow! This tastes good! So- so I kept on licking it and it kept tasting good."

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 4 года назад +4835

    First guy to go skydiving: "I'm going to jump out of this perfectly good airplane" "why?" "Because" "Fair enough"

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 4 года назад +50

      Wouldnt the first question be but wouldn't you die, I got a parachute, what's that do, slow me down as I get near the ground

    • @x1_n_only_jtm_
      @x1_n_only_jtm_ 4 года назад +107

      "Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes is tight"

    • @jamesrelich8210
      @jamesrelich8210 3 года назад +56

      I think you might've waited a bit too long to use the parachute.
      Oh, whoops.
      Whoopsie!
      It's okay, though. I have a helmet on too.
      Oh, you're probably fine, then.

    • @genos1458
      @genos1458 3 года назад +7

      Yay I made it 1k likes

    • @aidendoesstuff185
      @aidendoesstuff185 3 года назад +34

      “Why would you plummet to your death”
      “Oh no no no you’ve got this all wrong.”
      “What do you mean?”
      “I’m going to tie myself to a big triangle, I’ve decided.”
      “Okay then fair enough”

  • @Deitko
    @Deitko 4 года назад +4013

    First Guy to ever fly: oh you're in the breathing stuff

    • @amin123re
      @amin123re 3 года назад +71

      This deserves more likes lol

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 года назад +17

      lmaooooo

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 3 года назад +48

      We're always in the breathing stuff.

    • @The-Toost
      @The-Toost 3 года назад +13

      We gotta have da breathing stuff

    • @nointernet4766
      @nointernet4766 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha trueeeee

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 3 года назад +1207

    The more I watch these the more I realise humans are infatuated by rectangles and making rectangles and owning rectangles and sleeping on squishy rectangles.

    • @eddie58
      @eddie58 3 года назад +16

      Tmr, icku (too many rectangles, I couldn’t keep up)

    • @wrestlinghe2638
      @wrestlinghe2638 3 года назад +26

      When your built like a rectangle also

    • @neonzplayz5060
      @neonzplayz5060 3 года назад +5

      @@wrestlinghe2638 OH FU-

    • @zeno90dj37
      @zeno90dj37 3 года назад +4

      i sleep on squares

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. 3 года назад +15

      @@zeno90dj37 squares are rectangles

  • @dtotino636
    @dtotino636 4 года назад +4947

    My name’s Dominick, I always wear backwards hats, my eyes are sensitive to light so I always wear sunglasses, and I have a huge fear of the drowning. This video frightens me

    • @Thr3leven
      @Thr3leven 4 года назад +319

      Yes! My name is Domanick, and I also am constantly wearing backwards hats and sunglasses. I was a lifeguard for 4 years, a path taken to overcome my deep fears of deep water

    • @dtotino636
      @dtotino636 4 года назад +139

      Domanick Naumann that’s craaaaaazy he’s predicting our lives with this skit!!!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +107

      Did you two invent swimming? :0

    • @dtotino636
      @dtotino636 4 года назад +85

      DeathnoteBB yes yes we did

    • @jenniferscharf4620
      @jenniferscharf4620 3 года назад +26

      Wwwhhhhaaaaaaattt?

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman 4 года назад +621

    "I even listen to whales talking to eachother when I go to sleep."
    "Hey, hello there, I'm a whale."

    • @TmiroAlitura
      @TmiroAlitura 4 года назад +18

      This one just... I died Funniest thing in this video!🤣😂😂
      I love the adstronaut

    • @MrMoon-sx7uu
      @MrMoon-sx7uu 4 года назад +7

      General Kenobi

    • @chunkybacon5724
      @chunkybacon5724 4 года назад +12

      Whales: “THEY KILLED MY FAMILY BUT LEFT ME ALONE. I JUST WANT TO DIE. LET ME DIE.”
      Me: “ah, so relaxing”

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 4 года назад +3

      yes i see. what are you doing here? oh, you have a movie pitch for me? ok, what is it. a captured whale is let go into the wild? seems like its mostly about whales. most moviegoers are not whales, so why would we like this? oh, right, i do feel bad about killing whales, so youre saying people will go see the movie cause they feel so guilty they will spend money to try to feel less guilty about killing whales? well ok then.

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 4 года назад +2

      @@chunkybacon5724 Bwaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 4 года назад +5341

    I like how Ryan started out not wearing pants when he's filming and is now experimenting with his formula by not wearing a shirt. Innovation like this is why I'm subscribed.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +165

      Maybe next he'll take off his skin-suit.

    • @TheFlameGarden
      @TheFlameGarden 4 года назад +11

      its about the same amount of variety we get with emojis

    • @TheFlameGarden
      @TheFlameGarden 4 года назад +5

      or those gif stickers like the cat and shit

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 4 года назад +6

      @@Merilirem you're only halfway there but still extremely funny

    • @CatholicaVeritas777
      @CatholicaVeritas777 4 года назад +10

      Next time he is gonna take off his beard

  • @blackhat1018
    @blackhat1018 3 года назад +405

    “So it’s easy to do that thing you’re doing?”
    “Yeah! I mean, no, it’s actually very physically demanding.”
    Ryan is so good at imitating daily awkward conversation.

    • @mermidion7552
      @mermidion7552 Год назад +4

      me as someone who just floats on top of water on his back Baloo style: " eh...yeah...so demanding, yepyep, definitly draining my stamina here."

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 4 года назад +4177

    I never realized how much rectangles dominate humanity.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +37

      mikael englund Well 3D graphics. 2D is rectangles.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 4 года назад +9

      mikael englund I thought mostly squares did computer graphics.

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 4 года назад +11

      If you want strength use triangles

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +13

      Yeah! Down with rectangles! It's triangles' time now!

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 4 года назад +5

      @mikael englund Which are then turned into the square rectangles we call pixels.

  • @andrex1456
    @andrex1456 4 года назад +5117

    I love how they invented pennies before they knew they could swim

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 4 года назад +15

      😂

    • @stephenriggs8177
      @stephenriggs8177 4 года назад +106

      Oh. He said "pennies." I thought he said "panties." 😏

    • @daksh1785
      @daksh1785 3 года назад +82

      @@stephenriggs8177 i thought something worse

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 года назад +41

      @@daksh1785 _oh._

    • @oilcans
      @oilcans 3 года назад +35

      @@daksh1785 you worry me

  • @madanotap6492
    @madanotap6492 4 года назад +4058

    I love how people are identified in this universe by what clothes they wear.

    • @legoflashverselegendofspon4658
      @legoflashverselegendofspon4658 4 года назад +28

      the 1st guy 2 be a doctor

    • @surf124
      @surf124 4 года назад +60

      imagine how easy identify theft would be

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 4 года назад +37

      josephine_ Yeah but then they’d have to put you in a room

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 4 года назад +18

      adam paton oh i dont want that, that sounds not Nice

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 4 года назад +19

      Sçøtt Sállëy Nah, the police stole the idea, it’s their idea now and they decided it’s okay when they do it. Also they decided the name kidnapping makes no sense so they’re calling it arresting.

  • @Fish_king1937
    @Fish_king1937 3 года назад +84

    “Hey guy... I think you spilt you juice box or something- oh hey Dominic” 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @JoeyLuckyBoyNato
    @JoeyLuckyBoyNato 4 года назад +10094

    That’s some good green screen work right there

    • @tp_redddical603
      @tp_redddical603 4 года назад +50

      @@superlovescakes so what?

    • @superlovescakes
      @superlovescakes 4 года назад +20

      @@tp_redddical603
      Edit: it means they're completely normal and I should not give them attention whatsoever
      original: it means thier famous, duh!

    • @tp_redddical603
      @tp_redddical603 4 года назад +40

      @@superlovescakes and?

    • @obamasoveralls
      @obamasoveralls 4 года назад +21

      •Super Loves Cakes• why are you excited it’s not your video

    • @superlovescakes
      @superlovescakes 4 года назад +27

      @@obamasoveralls
      Edit: It is not my video you are correct
      Original: that's like seeing a famous person and somebody else's house and you say "why u excited it's.not YOUR house" sure its not my house BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE!

  • @grunklesam787
    @grunklesam787 4 года назад +491

    The phrase “hi hello it’s me I’m the adstronaut” will never get old.

    • @CrazyDog-kv9sw
      @CrazyDog-kv9sw 4 года назад +12

      I love when people make jokes out of ads but still advertise the product.

    • @AD-sd8yq
      @AD-sd8yq 4 года назад +1

      Samuel McIlwaine I love your profile pic!

    • @stickmananimation4118
      @stickmananimation4118 4 года назад

      I actually wanna buy them now

    • @haidbz
      @haidbz 4 года назад

      Commenters: hold my beer

    • @erufailon4723
      @erufailon4723 4 года назад

      The part I'm always looking forward to, as weird as it sounds

  • @aliosman7451
    @aliosman7451 4 года назад +2363

    This is where the triangle vs. rectangle debate first started.

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 3 года назад +81

      I just want you to admit that triangles have three sides? Can you do that?

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 года назад +33

      The what Debate? I need to be informed who the hell is debating triangles and rectang-what is there to debate _about??_
      Update: I feel like an absolute dingus i watched the rectangle/triangle video please hit me in the head with a metal bat now

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 3 года назад +25

      @@jaygay6576 Watch Ryan's video called "News shows that argue about anything" or something like that

    • @bivamshukhadka8953
      @bivamshukhadka8953 3 года назад +26

      @Alec Romero that's willfully ignorant is what that is!

    • @Imperador-Vi
      @Imperador-Vi 3 года назад +17

      @@bivamshukhadka8953 hexagons

  • @Prinaaaa
    @Prinaaaa 3 года назад +82

    “oOh YeAh-“
    “Did you go to the bathroom in the dRiNkInG sTuFf”

  • @leviathjensen2149
    @leviathjensen2149 4 года назад +1460

    “Did you pee in the drinking stuff?” - Ryan george 2020

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 4 года назад +4

      Well lets hope he just peed.

    • @03019a
      @03019a 4 года назад +1

      wops

    • @chip5892
      @chip5892 4 года назад +12

      Did you go to the bathroom in the drinking stuff?

    • @Dylammn
      @Dylammn 4 года назад +1

      First guy to reply on this ruclips.net/video/fJZ2TAavakc/видео.html

    • @Dylammn
      @Dylammn 4 года назад +1

      Oh sorry this one ruclips.net/video/fJZ2TAavakc/видео.html

  • @jordanez6441
    @jordanez6441 4 года назад +909

    “I mean it’s very cold when you get in but then you get used to it”
    “Yeah that sounds like a lie.”
    Lol so true

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +26

      Something is wrong with your body if thats true.

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 4 года назад +38

      Errr..no.
      If its cold water, not frozen, but just cold, in the first...like 5 minutes, youd be shivering. After that it would feel like normal water.
      And then when you get out of the pool, youd be shivering again.

    • @Wicked_Gaming_
      @Wicked_Gaming_ 2 года назад +16

      @@Merilirem have u never been in a swimming pool or swam in a lake/ocean before? It's definitely true.

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 2 года назад +12

      It's absolutely true that it feels less cold as you acclimate. This is because we don't feel the temperature but how much it cools our skin, and that rate slows down. The blood circulation actually changes to not bring as much of our body heat to the skin.

    • @teuniswouterse9860
      @teuniswouterse9860 2 года назад

      @Flandre haha

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 4 года назад +457

    I love how everyone in this world is just so monotone and doesn’t really understand things but still has some knowledge about if something is bad or not but they’re not really that bothered anyway

  • @keltrm
    @keltrm 3 года назад +200

    Swimmer: Gets eaten by a shark and his blood fills the water
    Other guy: Umm, hey, you spilled your juice box

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 года назад +4

      one way of putting it

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama Год назад +1

      Meanwhile, in Israel:
      Swimmer: Gets eaten by a shark and his blood fills the water
      Other guy: Umm, I think I spilled juice on my face

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 4 года назад +553

    This universe always feels like if a bunch of AI's suddently found themselves as the last survivers on earth, and had only been loaded with half the info on life and left to figure everything else out

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 4 года назад +2863

    Me: "Okay body, you like water?"
    Body: "Yes I love water. I need it to stay alive, we're mostly water."
    Me: "Okay you like salt?"
    Body: "Salt is very tasty and it's good for all sorts of reasons ranging from blood pressure to sodium levels."
    Me: "Good to know. So if I eat a salty food along with a nice glass of water it will be very nutritious?"
    Body: "Yes yes, I will be a very happy body."
    Me: "Okay now what if I drink salt water."
    Body: "No no, never nuh uh. It will taste horrible and I will get very sick. If you drink a lot I might even die."

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 года назад +194

      #LOGIC
      But i suppose thats true. Since salt we eat is usualy NOT seasalt, and if its seasalt. It is processed in a factory first sooooo i guess pure seasalt in water is not so good for us

    • @Gumballcom
      @Gumballcom 4 года назад +45

      Cherry Dragon r/wooooooosh

    • @frantisekfojt8688
      @frantisekfojt8688 4 года назад +162

      Cherry Dragon it doesn't matter, salt is salt, literally nothing changes, maybe some trace minerals. The point is that you need water to get rid of the salt in your body, and sea water is too saline, so you end up dehydrated

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 года назад +57

      @@frantisekfojt8688 And on top take in too much salt 35grams per litre ocean water is... pretty unhealthy in a pretty short ammount of time.

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 4 года назад +26

      @@frantisekfojt8688 there are many different types of salt.
      But yea in this case we are talking that both are the same kind of salt

  • @tjwilliams2569
    @tjwilliams2569 4 года назад +517

    In this universe the word “water” doesn’t exist but “juice box” does 🤣

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 4 года назад +25

      *Drinking stuff*

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 года назад +27

      Yes. Therefore it's my favorite cinematic universe.
      Oh and also they don't have a word for water - but pennies...

    • @bobbersonpotatoe8229
      @bobbersonpotatoe8229 4 года назад +6

      What’s water?

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 4 года назад +10

      Water? You mean that stuff out of the toilet?

    • @ravex24
      @ravex24 4 года назад

      @@bobbersonpotatoe8229 געטרונקען שטאָפּן

  • @fj3571
    @fj3571 3 года назад +58

    I was gone the second he said "I'm in the drinking stuff" 😂💀

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 2 месяца назад

      Fun fact: You’re not supposed to leave until the video’s over.

  • @n30stxr28
    @n30stxr28 4 года назад +1748

    I clicked this like my life depended on it.

    • @nab138_
      @nab138_ 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @nova2512
      @nova2512 4 года назад +20

      *It did*

    • @joofyjeffy9728
      @joofyjeffy9728 4 года назад +13

      a better way of saying first

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад +8

      Are you in drinking stuff and needed to click to get a soggy sandwich?

    • @HolyKoolaid
      @HolyKoolaid 4 года назад +8

      Just be careful of the floating rectangles.

  • @moondawg9129
    @moondawg9129 4 года назад +1287

    4 dislikes from people who don't like the drinking stuff

  • @animatt3415
    @animatt3415 4 года назад +566

    The First Guy To Ever See A Mirror

    • @fatesinker
      @fatesinker 3 года назад +33

      Or make one. Purposefully burning sand would be pretty weird.

    • @reginadea2821
      @reginadea2821 3 года назад +16

      It's the Ryanverse. He wouldn't see a difference.

    • @blazingkitsune9020
      @blazingkitsune9020 3 года назад

      I read that as the first person to see a minor

    • @pickledip4307
      @pickledip4307 3 года назад +1

      You’re in the looking stuff

  • @navyy39
    @navyy39 3 года назад +14

    When he said “Filled to the brim my man!”
    I couldn’t control myself when he said that

    • @cho4d
      @cho4d 3 года назад +2

      extremely under rated line. he sounds so self satisfied with his great idea.

  • @rez1k199
    @rez1k199 4 года назад +403

    Looks like Raycon is becoming the new Raid Shadow Legends lol

    • @astrapboy
      @astrapboy 4 года назад +27

      THEY HAVE THE SAME FIRST SYLLABLE

    • @rez1k199
      @rez1k199 4 года назад +3

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 года назад +27

      @@astrapboy
      Raidcon! Shadow legends!

    • @astrapboy
      @astrapboy 4 года назад +29

      @@Menaceblue3 The most ambitious earphone RPG project yet.

    • @markozgorelec897
      @markozgorelec897 4 года назад +2

      Raycon is so shit

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 года назад +1089

    I don’t understand how people drown, just drink the water when you’re in trouble 🤷‍♀️

    • @FaissalsAnimation
      @FaissalsAnimation 4 года назад +37

      Hi there hello...Why are you everywhere?

    • @duck7781
      @duck7781 4 года назад +72

      but theres so much of it though man i havent seen dominic since he started last year

    • @aaronhanna7881
      @aaronhanna7881 4 года назад +16

      ITS. SO. SIMPLE.

    • @yellow_o5
      @yellow_o5 4 года назад +8

      You could die because of the salt you know

    • @ИванСнежков-з9й
      @ИванСнежков-з9й 4 года назад +9

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼, Actually, while you are drinking you cannot breathe, so you suffocate.

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 4 года назад +105

    "You have to *LEARN* ?"
    Yeah, that'd put me off too

  • @GregStockton
    @GregStockton 3 года назад +521

    LIES! This was promoted as "The First Guy To Ever Swim" and clearly he's the second. Poor Dominick's achievement was just ignored.

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 3 года назад +128

      Oh, but Dominick was not swimming, he was drinking. He even said he is gonna try what the other guy was doing

    • @indavalucazo3277
      @indavalucazo3277 3 года назад +21

      Plot twist the sketch was about dominicks journey the whole time.

    • @sabinazajdel
      @sabinazajdel 3 года назад +2

      my name is dominic, with a ck if ur american

    • @DEU-BRUNDO
      @DEU-BRUNDO 3 года назад +4

      he was diving

    • @metealpesk555
      @metealpesk555 3 года назад +3

      @@DEU-BRUNDO dio braddo's bidzare vanture

  • @nathanstafford8412
    @nathanstafford8412 4 года назад +175

    "Hi there, hello! I'm a whale!"
    So relaxing

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 4 года назад +2

      I guess that's from Ryan's ASMR channel. LOL 😁

    • @kelsanggyudzhin2340
      @kelsanggyudzhin2340 4 года назад +6

      So majestic~

    • @shahadatali74
      @shahadatali74 4 года назад +1

      @@grumpy9721 🤣🤣

    • @lk8127
      @lk8127 4 года назад +1

      I loved this joke, was absolutely hilarious 🤣😂

  • @goose-gm8li
    @goose-gm8li 4 года назад +2529

    “The drinking stuff”
    Sounds like a drug.

    • @tauuuuuu
      @tauuuuuu 4 года назад +4

      Renee Park lmao

    • @Ozymandias1
      @Ozymandias1 4 года назад +3

      What, you mean like in the toilet?

    • @Penguins826
      @Penguins826 4 года назад +1

      Derpy 420 like

    • @marcusott5054
      @marcusott5054 4 года назад +4

      Pretty sure the drinking stuff is highly addicive...people even die when they don't drink it regularily.

    • @somethingclassified2286
      @somethingclassified2286 4 года назад

      How do u know what drugs sound like? 😂

  • @joeleyden8463
    @joeleyden8463 4 года назад +814

    Please do
    "First guy to milk a cow and drink milk"

    • @RedYellowBird6889
      @RedYellowBird6889 4 года назад +4

      @@jellyfishi_ I mean yeah we did discover a lot of things accidentally however we took that opportunity and use it to make us rise to new heights.
      My point being regradless if it was on purpose or an accident we still used said discoveries to our advantage and become the domanat species of this planet and i don't think it should be invalidated just because it was an "accident"

    • @RedYellowBird6889
      @RedYellowBird6889 4 года назад +1

      @@jellyfishi_ Also am pretty sure shit existing and being discovered on accident doesn't conclusive prove a creator or creators exist, if anything that could just be leftovers of the making of the universe for all we know.

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 4 года назад +1

      @@jellyfishi_
      One day we are going to become gods by accident and I want to be there to see the world die.

    • @ricseeds4835
      @ricseeds4835 4 года назад +4

      @@jellyfishi_ OK, you had a good insightful thing going and then you took a hard left at the creator stuff

    • @picklechinazzboi2991
      @picklechinazzboi2991 4 года назад +2

      Dawn of the Dad I mean it isn’t miserable its factual most stuff in human history was inspired by nature or found accidentally the first model of a plane was meant to flap its wings like a bird until they realized you could just use a light weight material and an aerofoil I aint gettin into religion tho lol

  • @clairebamber9608
    @clairebamber9608 3 года назад +23

    0:44 So moving around in the drinking stuff is easy to do?
    Was totally expecting the reply, "For sure, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"? but RG caught a lot of us out there! 😆

    • @Pandasword93
      @Pandasword93 Год назад

      For sure it's super eazy but barely an inconvenience

  • @drmegasteve4335
    @drmegasteve4335 4 года назад +573

    Can we appreciate Ryan's efforts for sponsors, he goes to space and back every time. So he often loses money with the sponsors

    • @WGY_Games
      @WGY_Games 4 года назад +18

      What a chad

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 4 года назад +4

      Can we appreciate Ryan's efforts for sponsors, he goes to space and back every time. So he loses money with the sponsors.

    • @santiagoburgos1231
      @santiagoburgos1231 4 года назад +4

      No he doesn’t??? It’s OBVIOUSLY edited? You guys are so brain dead if you think he’s ACTUALLY going to space ugh smh

    • @xaharadesert
      @xaharadesert 4 года назад +22

      Absolute madlad going to space everytime there’s a sponsor... I wish I had that dedication

    • @AydmanCuber
      @AydmanCuber 4 года назад +14

      Santiago Burgos r/wooosh

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 4 года назад +47

    I love how these can be easily summarized as Pitch Meetings for real life.

  • @Tempus0ptic
    @Tempus0ptic 4 года назад +111

    Next video: The first guy to ever go fishing
    "Hey it turns out there's food in the drinking stuff!"

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard 4 года назад +7

      It's like a giant soup.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 4 года назад +3

      "Well that sounds very inconvenient, what if we have to stop drinking to eat?"

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 года назад +4

      Wait'll they find out what the fish do in the drinking stuff!

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 4 года назад +1

      "Did you catch any triangles?"
      "STOP WITH THE TRIANGLES!"

  • @hamzasheikh6365
    @hamzasheikh6365 3 года назад +46

    Plot twist Dominick killed the guy standing in the drinking stuff

  • @starstreamlvlupone4262
    @starstreamlvlupone4262 4 года назад +533

    The First Guy To Ever Go To Space. Shoutout to the Adstronaut!

    • @mrosh3726
      @mrosh3726 4 года назад +17

      guy 1: hey, i just went to space
      guy 2: oh why do you have a fish bowl on your head?
      guy 1: I went up and all of a sudden I couldn't breath so I quickly grabbed my fish bowl and then put it on
      guy 2: was there anything else you saw?
      guy 1: you know stars?
      guy 2: yeah
      guy 1: so I saw them also I can fly
      guy 2: you can fly in space?
      guy 1: yeah I just started flying all over the place
      (also your comment is tight!)

    • @starstreamlvlupone4262
      @starstreamlvlupone4262 4 года назад +3

      @@mrosh3726 Thanks for the compliment and comment!

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 4 года назад

      Mc Naw
      Kind of like Daniel Thrasher

  • @Randomperson-dq3un
    @Randomperson-dq3un 4 года назад +458

    Im in the drinking stuff
    Oops
    OOpsie

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 4 года назад +21

      Please say you know its whoopsie not not oopsie

    • @movieblocks9164
      @movieblocks9164 4 года назад +11

      Whoops whoopsie

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +2

      Grant Hart Oh whoops!

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 года назад +8

      @@iGaveLiaHIV Okay I'm gonna need you to get way off his back.

    • @Pokemc0831
      @Pokemc0831 4 года назад +5

      @@_02kaye ohhh, getting off people's backs is tight!

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 4 года назад +225

    "It's very cold when you get in, but then you get used to it."
    "Yeah, that definitely sounds like a lie."
    THANK YOU!

    • @JohnSapato
      @JohnSapato 4 года назад +3

      Lol I can relate.

    • @charles2516
      @charles2516 4 года назад +1

      I was ur 100th like : )

    • @Kbro1
      @Kbro1 4 года назад +4

      Relatable
      Just just go to north pole in shorts and a tank top and eventually the frost bite just goes away

  • @dylan-jordan
    @dylan-jordan 3 года назад +23

    "Is it easy to stay on the top layer of the drinking stuff?"
    "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @Tetrini
    @Tetrini 4 года назад +81

    1:55 "I don't ever see myself getting out of here, unless it's for a soggy sandwich that I put some chips in to make it crunchy"
    omg so accurate

  • @charlieb6362
    @charlieb6362 4 года назад +286

    I love that they just go on with their conversation as if Dominic didn’t die in the drinking stuff Edit: Oh my...

  • @adibahmed10
    @adibahmed10 4 года назад +76

    0:30 The way he just ignored that his friend might be dead. Truly a man of science.

  • @orinahari8373
    @orinahari8373 3 года назад +23

    I love his reaction when the sharks ate him "oh no" 🤣

  • @PureBlackDragon
    @PureBlackDragon 4 года назад +62

    “Hi there hello I am a Whale” -I don’t know why I loved this so much 😂😂

  • @IoanCenturion
    @IoanCenturion 4 года назад +67

    "Shut up about triangles, nobody cares about triangles." - me during Highschool Trigonometry

  • @dandasolo
    @dandasolo 4 года назад +30

    Why is Ryan calling water "drinking stuff" the funniest part of this whole video

  • @phuertal3130
    @phuertal3130 3 года назад +15

    "nobody cares about triangl- oh no" THAT HAD ME DYING 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @minderofcords2208
    @minderofcords2208 4 года назад +319

    I love how the only subtitles available are in Hebrew.
    Ryan: Are we going to have subtitles for this video?
    Other Ryan: Yes but only in the language that 99% of our views don't know
    Ryan: Fair enough

    • @pedmands
      @pedmands 4 года назад +15

      לא קשה להשתמש בתרגום בגוגל

    • @God_3712
      @God_3712 3 года назад

      lool

    • @adastra2228
      @adastra2228 3 года назад +1

      I’ve seen subtitles in Slovak too

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 3 года назад +1

      Hebrew

    • @not_elie6116
      @not_elie6116 3 года назад +8

      I wish I spoke more languages than just English. I’d learn more, but I’m lazy af

  • @sophistanonym1703
    @sophistanonym1703 4 года назад +165

    "I'm going to fill a man-made hole in my backyard with drinking stuff."
    "Seems like a procedure you and your doctor should keep private, but..."
    "No, just for groups of people to move around in and maybe in the shape of internal organs like a kidney or colon."
    "Definitely something you should discuss with your doctor or maybe an editor because I think one of those is punctuation."

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 4 года назад +89

    I've always suspect that learning how to swim is actually just building up the confidence that kicking your legs and moving your arms around is enough to not drown.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 года назад +12

      If you need to be swimming for more than 10 or 20 minutes, efficient technique will let you swim longer without tiring, and subsequently drowning.

  • @AllisonRhine
    @AllisonRhine 3 года назад +6

    I definitely appreciated the reference to triangles in conjunction with the news broadcast debating triangles vs rectangles.

  • @UsagiOhkami
    @UsagiOhkami 4 года назад +78

    I actually teach people how to stay at the top of the drinking stuff. Thank you, First Guy. I have money now. I hope there are no triangles in our rectangles.

    • @coconoisette
      @coconoisette 2 года назад

      Yeah, because triangles are lame. Rectangles all the way!

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 2 года назад +1

      @@coconoisette Triangles are cool, don't be a square.

  • @malvar3665
    @malvar3665 4 года назад +246

    "We need to deal with all those triangles and other weird shapes inside the drinking stuff"
    "Well that seems difficult, after all the drinking stuff is really huge"
    "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    "Oh really?"
    "Yes, we are just gonna fill the drinking stuff with plastic, that way all the shapes will suffocate on it and die"
    "Oh plastic is tight!"
    "Really tight, especially around their necks"

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 года назад +26

      Wouldn't that be very bad for all living creatures in there then? What do we eat when its all gone?
      Woops
      Woopsie

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 4 года назад +7

      @@cherrydragon3120 My back is where you are right now and I'ma need you to vacate the premises immediately

    • @hngh6404
      @hngh6404 4 года назад +3

      Susan Williams Ooooooohhh let me get off of that! So what about those massive wood bushes that live in herds?

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 4 года назад +4

      Wow that last sentence was super dark.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 года назад +4

      "I guess we can also hunt and eat the triangles."
      "What? You mean with all the non triangular stuff that is attached to them?"
      "Well, no that would be weird. How about we fish for the whole thing and then just cut of the triangles?"
      "But won't it be annoying to bring the whole thing back to shore, just for the triangles?"
      "We are not gonne bring the whole thing, that is ridiculous. We'll just cut of the triangles and throw the rest of it back. Well, maybe sometimes we can bring the whole thing, if it is a big thing, to show off that I am a very strong and manly hunter."
      "Oh so you will get in the water to catch them with your hands? That is impressive!"
      "What? No! That would be physicly demanding and also dangerous, I'm not gonne do that! I'll just take a floaty thing and then a long line with a hook on the end on which I put the meat of some other animal to lure and catch them."
      "That is not manly, that is horrible."
      "But we will be able to make soup."
      "That must be a very delicious soup to justify all that."
      "No not particularly, but it will be very expensive and somewhat rare, so people think it must be good."
      "People don't just think something is good, because it is expensive."
      "Maybe. Hey, by the way, I found this shiny, clear chrystal thing, that I made into an arbitrary shape, but I only got the one. I call it a diamond, wanne have it?"
      "Heck yes! Give me that shiny thing! Take my money, take all of it!"

  • @adindarling
    @adindarling 4 года назад +87

    Drowning in drinking stuff is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LichtMarv
      @LichtMarv 4 года назад +3

      Actually, drowning in drinking stuff is TIGHT

    • @bongbingbo5729
      @bongbingbo5729 4 года назад +1

      Insert dumb pitch meeting reference

    • @adindarling
      @adindarling 4 года назад

      @@bongbingbo5729 pretty much

  • @raintree3383
    @raintree3383 3 года назад +15

    As a Canadian I am proud Ryan is one of ours

  • @rodrickheffleyjr
    @rodrickheffleyjr 4 года назад +90

    Can you PLEASE do these sometime in the future? 🙏
    • The first guy to have a job
    • The first guy to make a song
    • The first guy to get a haircut
    • If movies ended like RUclips videos part 2
    • The first guy to own a dog

    • @zally8183
      @zally8183 4 года назад +5

      I'd say that the dog one would be too similar to the cat one he's already done. The first guy to make a song was also kinds covered in the toxic fan video.

  • @HittMadd
    @HittMadd 4 года назад +133

    If only I could swim as fast as I click on Ryan’s videos

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 4 года назад +2

      You could swim the Atlantic in like five minutes!

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 года назад +2

      Jay Ramsey swimming to the Atlantic in five minutes is tight!

    • @ryan-ch6fp
      @ryan-ch6fp 4 года назад +3

      @@HittMadd Its just super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 4 года назад +2

      @@ryan-ch6fp
      You stole my reply! *Oops!*

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 года назад +1

      Insideron I knew this reply was coming lmao it’s just too hard to resist saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” ahhhh, now you’ve gotten me to say it too. I guess saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” is, well, super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @ritamsarkar9128
    @ritamsarkar9128 4 года назад +168

    Shark: “eating Ryan was super easy, barely a
    *finconvenience* .”

  • @jei-dub2938
    @jei-dub2938 3 года назад +7

    "I'm gunna go check those triangles circling around then I'll get out" famous last words

  • @st3wham1
    @st3wham1 4 года назад +33

    Screen rant would drown without Ryan George, they should learn to float around in the top layer of the drinking stuff!

    • @nikkilee3840
      @nikkilee3840 4 года назад +2

      Wrong. Screen Rant subsists primarily on ridiculous clickbait that actually gets much more views than the Ryan George stuff.

  • @nomint2284
    @nomint2284 4 года назад +5

    I love the inconvenienced "Oh no!" as Guy is dragged under the drinking stuff and spills his juice.

  • @Xinamottoo
    @Xinamottoo 4 года назад +80

    First guy to every cook something
    First Guy to ever had a glasses
    First Guy to ever dance
    First Guy to ever blink

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 4 года назад +1

      surprised that no one has rudely corrected you yet or even reply in general

    • @Slimyguy
      @Slimyguy 4 года назад

      @@hoyquarlow6908 l o l

  • @chaosgremlin1849
    @chaosgremlin1849 3 года назад +8

    “Oh no he went into the drinking stuff”
    Lmao 😆

  • @richardmattocks
    @richardmattocks 4 года назад +59

    “Tastes like pennies now”. Yikes! I’m guessing those triangles aren’t friendly!

    • @TigerXGame
      @TigerXGame 4 года назад +10

      Also sounds like they're kinda cheap.

  • @talesta7133
    @talesta7133 4 года назад +75

    Anyone else like the fact that the sponsors are at the end?

    • @andrew9676
      @andrew9676 4 года назад +1

      It does help that the video is only 4 minutes long

    • @WhiteCaneV1
      @WhiteCaneV1 4 года назад +5

      And they're funny too.

    • @bsktballman08
      @bsktballman08 4 года назад +1

      Respect for Mr. George for not making me skip through the start of the video and instead making me end it early. Mad respect. That’s like, 2 clicks he saved me... and no risk of missing his first joke.

    • @clank1013
      @clank1013 4 года назад +2

      Because they are at the end I stick around for them because he makes them funny

  • @RebaHashiri
    @RebaHashiri 4 года назад +30

    He killed me with that "oh no!"
    The calmest way to get eaten by a shark

  • @AdanRayner
    @AdanRayner 3 года назад +2

    "WHY WOULD THEY HAVE TRIANGLES!" so funny, and so true lol.

  • @thephage1544
    @thephage1544 4 года назад +46

    2:29 exactly what anyone would say if they were being torn apart by sharks

  • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
    @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 года назад +19

    I love how insane he can make the simplest concepts sound. Really good nihilistic humor honestly

  • @100ksubsbeforethisyearends6
    @100ksubsbeforethisyearends6 4 года назад +53

    At the end he did a backflip and snapped the triangles neck

  • @AquarianSoulTimeTraveler
    @AquarianSoulTimeTraveler 2 года назад +5

    I absolutely love your channel I can literally watch every single episode on here multiple times! You are a genius! 💯💯💯💁‍♀️

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 4 года назад +67

    Title one “The first guy to breathe manually” on April fool’s day

  • @nindo-4270
    @nindo-4270 4 года назад +68

    You should do “The first guy to do graffiti or “first guy to spray paint a wall”

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 4 года назад +187

    The First Guy To Every Wear Glasses
    Guy 1: Hey
    Guy 2: Hey... what’s that on your face?
    Guy 1: I don’t know, but now I can see better
    Guy 2: What do you mean, like you were blind but now you can see.
    Guy 1: No, I mean before I got these, everything looked fuzzy and blurry, but now it’s not anymore
    Guy 2: How do they work?
    Guy 1: I look through them
    Guy 2: No, I mean how are you able to see better when you use them?
    Guy 1: Oh... I guess magic?
    Guy 2: Makes sense. Can I try them?
    Guy 1: Sure
    *Guy 1 gives Guy 2 glasses*
    *Guy 2 puts them on*
    Guy 2: OH MY GOD! MY EYES! My vision just got 10 times worse!
    Guy 1: Oh God, so did mine!
    Guy 2: How are you able to see out of these?
    Guy 1: I guess when 2 people put them on they share the same vision
    Guy 2: I mean that’s the only possible explanation
    Guy 1: Or maybe it’s because there’s a problem with my eyes but not yours, so it helps my vision but distorts yours because our eyes work differently
    Guy 2: ...
    Guy 1: ...
    Guy 2: Now that’s just stupid
    Guy 1: Yeah, that was pretty stupid

    • @Morfalath
      @Morfalath 4 года назад +15

      That... actually sounds like ryan made it
      Good job

    • @herosam1390
      @herosam1390 4 года назад +3

      Morfalath Thank you :)

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 года назад +6

      This is why nobody believed Galileo when he made a telescope and could see loads of details in the planets; it was calibrated for HIS eyes, not theirs.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 4 года назад

      Smart one lol

  • @dnhggg1247
    @dnhggg1247 3 года назад +1

    "Filled to the brim my man"-my favorite quote

  • @Forknitegriddleriddy
    @Forknitegriddleriddy 4 года назад +33

    "of course i didn't go to the bathroom in here" ...he's not wrong

  • @really1583
    @really1583 4 года назад +210

    Yeah I’m done drinking cause the water tastes like penny’s now

    • @alike03
      @alike03 4 года назад +31

      Because Blood has a metallic taste. And I know that because... well I gotta go.

    • @keco185
      @keco185 4 года назад +19

      Pennies

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa 4 года назад +9

      Wtf is water, is that what you call drinking stuff?

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +2

      What is "penny's now" and what exactly does it taste like?

    • @really1583
      @really1583 4 года назад +1

      Lord Poompa Doompa I don’t know I just thought it sounded cool

  • @aaronryan4398
    @aaronryan4398 4 года назад +9

    Putting his reflection in the drinking stuff looks really cool

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson4440 3 года назад +3

    The sandwich and chips bit hit me on an emotional level, cause that was the ONLY reason I'd get out of the pool

  • @justinzanik683
    @justinzanik683 4 года назад +42

    I came here at the speed of “the first guy”

  • @Justkabi
    @Justkabi 4 года назад +24

    Next video: “ First guy to type ‘first’ on a RUclips video despite being 100th”

  • @Ty-vj4wg
    @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад +32

    "Nobody cares about triangles."
    Famous last words

    • @Jouzou87
      @Jouzou87 4 года назад

      [ViHart has entered the chat]

  • @JustJayJustMe
    @JustJayJustMe 3 года назад +17

    I love how they instead of calling it water they call it drinking stuff

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil 4 года назад +13

    He's taken talking to yourself to a whole new level

  • @eiselda
    @eiselda 4 года назад +28

    When the best comedian ever posts: *clicks*

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 4 года назад +31

    Nothing like a soggy sandwich after moving around in the drinking stuff

  • @dennisbriscoe9332
    @dennisbriscoe9332 3 года назад

    Those are some seriously specific ideas for future (insert various shapes here) holes full of the drinking stuff in people's yards. Lol
    I love this guy so much!! He makes my shitty life worth... Continuing to suffer through.

  • @bobbimorse8460
    @bobbimorse8460 4 года назад +35

    That wave in the background that never actually becomes a wave is pissing me off

    • @jaigarcia2507
      @jaigarcia2507 4 года назад +2

      So frustrating, still waiting for it.

  • @A4K722
    @A4K722 4 года назад +90

    Do: “The first guy to tell a joke”

    • @AlexPlaysYT1234
      @AlexPlaysYT1234 4 года назад

      Yes!

    • @natechicken685
      @natechicken685 4 года назад +4

      And then he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 4 года назад

      "first guy to tell a joke about the first guy to do something"

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 4 года назад

      @Mr. Brodie you are oddly vague about the gender of the person being pregnified. you do know in this case you can say female and its not sexist, right?

  • @somentity
    @somentity 4 года назад +62

    How about a “The First Guy To Ever Make Music“ video! 😄

    • @sirunbekannt5653
      @sirunbekannt5653 4 года назад +5

      Or the first guy to dance

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 4 года назад +3

      "hello what are you doing?"
      "Making sounds"
      "what? Why?"
      "I don't know, they might be pleasant to hear"

    • @somentity
      @somentity 4 года назад

      Theo The Internet Surfer exactly 😂

    • @somentity
      @somentity 4 года назад

      Bent Wolf 🤣 Even better

  • @doosmoond1311
    @doosmoond1311 3 года назад +5

    2:14 the face when you peed in the drinking stuff