*Gets out of the water and sees the wrinkles on his body* I look 40 years older now. This is no drinking stuff, it's an aging potion!! No wonder why they died in there
"i'm going to the pool." "what's that?" "it's a basin full of chlorine and human excrement." "well, what do you...do...there...?" "try not to drown or get radiation damage." "well, have fun..."
@@FrOg-kh4wc "The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!" Me: "Well I heard that expression, you know to 'lick your wounds' so I did and I was like 'Wow! This tastes good! So- so I kept on licking it and it kept tasting good."
I think you might've waited a bit too long to use the parachute. Oh, whoops. Whoopsie! It's okay, though. I have a helmet on too. Oh, you're probably fine, then.
“Why would you plummet to your death” “Oh no no no you’ve got this all wrong.” “What do you mean?” “I’m going to tie myself to a big triangle, I’ve decided.” “Okay then fair enough”
The more I watch these the more I realise humans are infatuated by rectangles and making rectangles and owning rectangles and sleeping on squishy rectangles.
My name’s Dominick, I always wear backwards hats, my eyes are sensitive to light so I always wear sunglasses, and I have a huge fear of the drowning. This video frightens me
Yes! My name is Domanick, and I also am constantly wearing backwards hats and sunglasses. I was a lifeguard for 4 years, a path taken to overcome my deep fears of deep water
yes i see. what are you doing here? oh, you have a movie pitch for me? ok, what is it. a captured whale is let go into the wild? seems like its mostly about whales. most moviegoers are not whales, so why would we like this? oh, right, i do feel bad about killing whales, so youre saying people will go see the movie cause they feel so guilty they will spend money to try to feel less guilty about killing whales? well ok then.
I like how Ryan started out not wearing pants when he's filming and is now experimenting with his formula by not wearing a shirt. Innovation like this is why I'm subscribed.
“So it’s easy to do that thing you’re doing?” “Yeah! I mean, no, it’s actually very physically demanding.” Ryan is so good at imitating daily awkward conversation.
Sçøtt Sállëy Nah, the police stole the idea, it’s their idea now and they decided it’s okay when they do it. Also they decided the name kidnapping makes no sense so they’re calling it arresting.
@@obamasoveralls Edit: It is not my video you are correct Original: that's like seeing a famous person and somebody else's house and you say "why u excited it's.not YOUR house" sure its not my house BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE!
The what Debate? I need to be informed who the hell is debating triangles and rectang-what is there to debate _about??_ Update: I feel like an absolute dingus i watched the rectangle/triangle video please hit me in the head with a metal bat now
Errr..no. If its cold water, not frozen, but just cold, in the first...like 5 minutes, youd be shivering. After that it would feel like normal water. And then when you get out of the pool, youd be shivering again.
It's absolutely true that it feels less cold as you acclimate. This is because we don't feel the temperature but how much it cools our skin, and that rate slows down. The blood circulation actually changes to not bring as much of our body heat to the skin.
I love how everyone in this world is just so monotone and doesn’t really understand things but still has some knowledge about if something is bad or not but they’re not really that bothered anyway
This universe always feels like if a bunch of AI's suddently found themselves as the last survivers on earth, and had only been loaded with half the info on life and left to figure everything else out
Me: "Okay body, you like water?" Body: "Yes I love water. I need it to stay alive, we're mostly water." Me: "Okay you like salt?" Body: "Salt is very tasty and it's good for all sorts of reasons ranging from blood pressure to sodium levels." Me: "Good to know. So if I eat a salty food along with a nice glass of water it will be very nutritious?" Body: "Yes yes, I will be a very happy body." Me: "Okay now what if I drink salt water." Body: "No no, never nuh uh. It will taste horrible and I will get very sick. If you drink a lot I might even die."
#LOGIC But i suppose thats true. Since salt we eat is usualy NOT seasalt, and if its seasalt. It is processed in a factory first sooooo i guess pure seasalt in water is not so good for us
Cherry Dragon it doesn't matter, salt is salt, literally nothing changes, maybe some trace minerals. The point is that you need water to get rid of the salt in your body, and sea water is too saline, so you end up dehydrated
@@jellyfishi_ I mean yeah we did discover a lot of things accidentally however we took that opportunity and use it to make us rise to new heights. My point being regradless if it was on purpose or an accident we still used said discoveries to our advantage and become the domanat species of this planet and i don't think it should be invalidated just because it was an "accident"
@@jellyfishi_ Also am pretty sure shit existing and being discovered on accident doesn't conclusive prove a creator or creators exist, if anything that could just be leftovers of the making of the universe for all we know.
Dawn of the Dad I mean it isn’t miserable its factual most stuff in human history was inspired by nature or found accidentally the first model of a plane was meant to flap its wings like a bird until they realized you could just use a light weight material and an aerofoil I aint gettin into religion tho lol
0:44 So moving around in the drinking stuff is easy to do? Was totally expecting the reply, "For sure, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"? but RG caught a lot of us out there! 😆
guy 1: hey, i just went to space guy 2: oh why do you have a fish bowl on your head? guy 1: I went up and all of a sudden I couldn't breath so I quickly grabbed my fish bowl and then put it on guy 2: was there anything else you saw? guy 1: you know stars? guy 2: yeah guy 1: so I saw them also I can fly guy 2: you can fly in space? guy 1: yeah I just started flying all over the place (also your comment is tight!)
I love how the only subtitles available are in Hebrew. Ryan: Are we going to have subtitles for this video? Other Ryan: Yes but only in the language that 99% of our views don't know Ryan: Fair enough
"I'm going to fill a man-made hole in my backyard with drinking stuff." "Seems like a procedure you and your doctor should keep private, but..." "No, just for groups of people to move around in and maybe in the shape of internal organs like a kidney or colon." "Definitely something you should discuss with your doctor or maybe an editor because I think one of those is punctuation."
I've always suspect that learning how to swim is actually just building up the confidence that kicking your legs and moving your arms around is enough to not drown.
I actually teach people how to stay at the top of the drinking stuff. Thank you, First Guy. I have money now. I hope there are no triangles in our rectangles.
"We need to deal with all those triangles and other weird shapes inside the drinking stuff" "Well that seems difficult, after all the drinking stuff is really huge" "Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" "Oh really?" "Yes, we are just gonna fill the drinking stuff with plastic, that way all the shapes will suffocate on it and die" "Oh plastic is tight!" "Really tight, especially around their necks"
"I guess we can also hunt and eat the triangles." "What? You mean with all the non triangular stuff that is attached to them?" "Well, no that would be weird. How about we fish for the whole thing and then just cut of the triangles?" "But won't it be annoying to bring the whole thing back to shore, just for the triangles?" "We are not gonne bring the whole thing, that is ridiculous. We'll just cut of the triangles and throw the rest of it back. Well, maybe sometimes we can bring the whole thing, if it is a big thing, to show off that I am a very strong and manly hunter." "Oh so you will get in the water to catch them with your hands? That is impressive!" "What? No! That would be physicly demanding and also dangerous, I'm not gonne do that! I'll just take a floaty thing and then a long line with a hook on the end on which I put the meat of some other animal to lure and catch them." "That is not manly, that is horrible." "But we will be able to make soup." "That must be a very delicious soup to justify all that." "No not particularly, but it will be very expensive and somewhat rare, so people think it must be good." "People don't just think something is good, because it is expensive." "Maybe. Hey, by the way, I found this shiny, clear chrystal thing, that I made into an arbitrary shape, but I only got the one. I call it a diamond, wanne have it?" "Heck yes! Give me that shiny thing! Take my money, take all of it!"
Can you PLEASE do these sometime in the future? 🙏 • The first guy to have a job • The first guy to make a song • The first guy to get a haircut • If movies ended like RUclips videos part 2 • The first guy to own a dog
I'd say that the dog one would be too similar to the cat one he's already done. The first guy to make a song was also kinds covered in the toxic fan video.
Insideron I knew this reply was coming lmao it’s just too hard to resist saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” ahhhh, now you’ve gotten me to say it too. I guess saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” is, well, super easy, barely an inconvenience
Respect for Mr. George for not making me skip through the start of the video and instead making me end it early. Mad respect. That’s like, 2 clicks he saved me... and no risk of missing his first joke.
The First Guy To Every Wear Glasses Guy 1: Hey Guy 2: Hey... what’s that on your face? Guy 1: I don’t know, but now I can see better Guy 2: What do you mean, like you were blind but now you can see. Guy 1: No, I mean before I got these, everything looked fuzzy and blurry, but now it’s not anymore Guy 2: How do they work? Guy 1: I look through them Guy 2: No, I mean how are you able to see better when you use them? Guy 1: Oh... I guess magic? Guy 2: Makes sense. Can I try them? Guy 1: Sure *Guy 1 gives Guy 2 glasses* *Guy 2 puts them on* Guy 2: OH MY GOD! MY EYES! My vision just got 10 times worse! Guy 1: Oh God, so did mine! Guy 2: How are you able to see out of these? Guy 1: I guess when 2 people put them on they share the same vision Guy 2: I mean that’s the only possible explanation Guy 1: Or maybe it’s because there’s a problem with my eyes but not yours, so it helps my vision but distorts yours because our eyes work differently Guy 2: ... Guy 1: ... Guy 2: Now that’s just stupid Guy 1: Yeah, that was pretty stupid
This is why nobody believed Galileo when he made a telescope and could see loads of details in the planets; it was calibrated for HIS eyes, not theirs.
Those are some seriously specific ideas for future (insert various shapes here) holes full of the drinking stuff in people's yards. Lol I love this guy so much!! He makes my shitty life worth... Continuing to suffer through.
@Mr. Brodie you are oddly vague about the gender of the person being pregnified. you do know in this case you can say female and its not sexist, right?
I love how they’re like half developed civilization and the other half is just like a caveman civilization
Agreed. Definitely odd that bathrooms and pennies would predate swimming.
Yes. Amazing
I also wonder how they developed an entire mailing system without having names
My favorite cinematic universe
200th like
2:28 I love how casual his : ''Oh no'' is as he's getting bitten by a shark. It just sounds like hes mildly inconvenienced by this.
Getting bitten by a shark is quite easy, only mildly an inconvenience.
I mean, the funny triangles in the drinking stuff just burried smaller triangles into his legs, nothing to worry about really
Getting eaten by a shark is super easy, a mild inconvenience
@@ShoutingDerek unless you hate traingles
@@mr.bojangles9215 triangles are tight
*Gets out of the water and sees the wrinkles on his body*
I look 40 years older now. This is no drinking stuff, it's an aging potion!! No wonder why they died in there
Underrated
Alcohol does the same aging potions do
First guy who think water causes aging creates alcohol
wait has nobody ever bathed in this universe
@@justanotheranimationchanne5725 Rain and showers. No rectangular tubs, just squares. Explains the characters
"i'm going to the pool."
"what's that?"
"it's a basin full of chlorine and human excrement."
"well, what do you...do...there...?"
"try not to drown or get radiation damage."
"well, have fun..."
My alien roommate right?
In the drinking stuff
Surprised that there' not many comments, I love Beefy!
Me when my roommate is an alien
nft
The first guy to ever bleed:
"Hey doc.... There's red stuff coming out of my body that tastes like metal"
More like. Hey we need a guy that specialize in dealing with people's red stuff oozing out
Kaede Fountain 💀 LMAO
@Kaede Fountain Tell me , do you bleed?
The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!
Guy: I thought it was Koolaid?
@@FrOg-kh4wc "The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!"
Me: "Well I heard that expression, you know to 'lick your wounds' so I did and I was like 'Wow! This tastes good! So- so I kept on licking it and it kept tasting good."
First guy to go skydiving: "I'm going to jump out of this perfectly good airplane" "why?" "Because" "Fair enough"
Wouldnt the first question be but wouldn't you die, I got a parachute, what's that do, slow me down as I get near the ground
"Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes is tight"
I think you might've waited a bit too long to use the parachute.
Oh, whoops.
Whoopsie!
It's okay, though. I have a helmet on too.
Oh, you're probably fine, then.
Yay I made it 1k likes
“Why would you plummet to your death”
“Oh no no no you’ve got this all wrong.”
“What do you mean?”
“I’m going to tie myself to a big triangle, I’ve decided.”
“Okay then fair enough”
First Guy to ever fly: oh you're in the breathing stuff
This deserves more likes lol
lmaooooo
We're always in the breathing stuff.
We gotta have da breathing stuff
Hahahahaha trueeeee
The more I watch these the more I realise humans are infatuated by rectangles and making rectangles and owning rectangles and sleeping on squishy rectangles.
Tmr, icku (too many rectangles, I couldn’t keep up)
When your built like a rectangle also
@@wrestlinghe2638 OH FU-
i sleep on squares
@@zeno90dj37 squares are rectangles
My name’s Dominick, I always wear backwards hats, my eyes are sensitive to light so I always wear sunglasses, and I have a huge fear of the drowning. This video frightens me
Yes! My name is Domanick, and I also am constantly wearing backwards hats and sunglasses. I was a lifeguard for 4 years, a path taken to overcome my deep fears of deep water
Domanick Naumann that’s craaaaaazy he’s predicting our lives with this skit!!!
Did you two invent swimming? :0
DeathnoteBB yes yes we did
Wwwhhhhaaaaaaattt?
"I even listen to whales talking to eachother when I go to sleep."
"Hey, hello there, I'm a whale."
This one just... I died Funniest thing in this video!🤣😂😂
I love the adstronaut
General Kenobi
Whales: “THEY KILLED MY FAMILY BUT LEFT ME ALONE. I JUST WANT TO DIE. LET ME DIE.”
Me: “ah, so relaxing”
yes i see. what are you doing here? oh, you have a movie pitch for me? ok, what is it. a captured whale is let go into the wild? seems like its mostly about whales. most moviegoers are not whales, so why would we like this? oh, right, i do feel bad about killing whales, so youre saying people will go see the movie cause they feel so guilty they will spend money to try to feel less guilty about killing whales? well ok then.
@@chunkybacon5724 Bwaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahaha
I like how Ryan started out not wearing pants when he's filming and is now experimenting with his formula by not wearing a shirt. Innovation like this is why I'm subscribed.
Maybe next he'll take off his skin-suit.
its about the same amount of variety we get with emojis
or those gif stickers like the cat and shit
@@Merilirem you're only halfway there but still extremely funny
Next time he is gonna take off his beard
“So it’s easy to do that thing you’re doing?”
“Yeah! I mean, no, it’s actually very physically demanding.”
Ryan is so good at imitating daily awkward conversation.
me as someone who just floats on top of water on his back Baloo style: " eh...yeah...so demanding, yepyep, definitly draining my stamina here."
I never realized how much rectangles dominate humanity.
mikael englund Well 3D graphics. 2D is rectangles.
mikael englund I thought mostly squares did computer graphics.
If you want strength use triangles
Yeah! Down with rectangles! It's triangles' time now!
@mikael englund Which are then turned into the square rectangles we call pixels.
I love how they invented pennies before they knew they could swim
😂
Oh. He said "pennies." I thought he said "panties." 😏
@@stephenriggs8177 i thought something worse
@@daksh1785 _oh._
@@daksh1785 you worry me
I love how people are identified in this universe by what clothes they wear.
the 1st guy 2 be a doctor
imagine how easy identify theft would be
josephine_ Yeah but then they’d have to put you in a room
adam paton oh i dont want that, that sounds not Nice
Sçøtt Sállëy Nah, the police stole the idea, it’s their idea now and they decided it’s okay when they do it. Also they decided the name kidnapping makes no sense so they’re calling it arresting.
“Hey guy... I think you spilt you juice box or something- oh hey Dominic” 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
That’s some good green screen work right there
@@superlovescakes so what?
@@tp_redddical603
Edit: it means they're completely normal and I should not give them attention whatsoever
original: it means thier famous, duh!
@@superlovescakes and?
•Super Loves Cakes• why are you excited it’s not your video
@@obamasoveralls
Edit: It is not my video you are correct
Original: that's like seeing a famous person and somebody else's house and you say "why u excited it's.not YOUR house" sure its not my house BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE!
The phrase “hi hello it’s me I’m the adstronaut” will never get old.
I love when people make jokes out of ads but still advertise the product.
Samuel McIlwaine I love your profile pic!
I actually wanna buy them now
Commenters: hold my beer
The part I'm always looking forward to, as weird as it sounds
This is where the triangle vs. rectangle debate first started.
I just want you to admit that triangles have three sides? Can you do that?
The what Debate? I need to be informed who the hell is debating triangles and rectang-what is there to debate _about??_
Update: I feel like an absolute dingus i watched the rectangle/triangle video please hit me in the head with a metal bat now
@@jaygay6576 Watch Ryan's video called "News shows that argue about anything" or something like that
@Alec Romero that's willfully ignorant is what that is!
@@bivamshukhadka8953 hexagons
“oOh YeAh-“
“Did you go to the bathroom in the dRiNkInG sTuFf”
“Did you pee in the drinking stuff?” - Ryan george 2020
Well lets hope he just peed.
wops
Did you go to the bathroom in the drinking stuff?
First guy to reply on this ruclips.net/video/fJZ2TAavakc/видео.html
Oh sorry this one ruclips.net/video/fJZ2TAavakc/видео.html
“I mean it’s very cold when you get in but then you get used to it”
“Yeah that sounds like a lie.”
Lol so true
Something is wrong with your body if thats true.
Errr..no.
If its cold water, not frozen, but just cold, in the first...like 5 minutes, youd be shivering. After that it would feel like normal water.
And then when you get out of the pool, youd be shivering again.
@@Merilirem have u never been in a swimming pool or swam in a lake/ocean before? It's definitely true.
It's absolutely true that it feels less cold as you acclimate. This is because we don't feel the temperature but how much it cools our skin, and that rate slows down. The blood circulation actually changes to not bring as much of our body heat to the skin.
@Flandre haha
I love how everyone in this world is just so monotone and doesn’t really understand things but still has some knowledge about if something is bad or not but they’re not really that bothered anyway
Swimmer: Gets eaten by a shark and his blood fills the water
Other guy: Umm, hey, you spilled your juice box
one way of putting it
Meanwhile, in Israel:
Swimmer: Gets eaten by a shark and his blood fills the water
Other guy: Umm, I think I spilled juice on my face
This universe always feels like if a bunch of AI's suddently found themselves as the last survivers on earth, and had only been loaded with half the info on life and left to figure everything else out
Don't know why, but I love your comment 😂😂
hahaha I love it
The lore of Ryan gorge has been expanded
That’s actually extremely accurate.
Underrated comment.
Me: "Okay body, you like water?"
Body: "Yes I love water. I need it to stay alive, we're mostly water."
Me: "Okay you like salt?"
Body: "Salt is very tasty and it's good for all sorts of reasons ranging from blood pressure to sodium levels."
Me: "Good to know. So if I eat a salty food along with a nice glass of water it will be very nutritious?"
Body: "Yes yes, I will be a very happy body."
Me: "Okay now what if I drink salt water."
Body: "No no, never nuh uh. It will taste horrible and I will get very sick. If you drink a lot I might even die."
#LOGIC
But i suppose thats true. Since salt we eat is usualy NOT seasalt, and if its seasalt. It is processed in a factory first sooooo i guess pure seasalt in water is not so good for us
Cherry Dragon r/wooooooosh
Cherry Dragon it doesn't matter, salt is salt, literally nothing changes, maybe some trace minerals. The point is that you need water to get rid of the salt in your body, and sea water is too saline, so you end up dehydrated
@@frantisekfojt8688 And on top take in too much salt 35grams per litre ocean water is... pretty unhealthy in a pretty short ammount of time.
@@frantisekfojt8688 there are many different types of salt.
But yea in this case we are talking that both are the same kind of salt
In this universe the word “water” doesn’t exist but “juice box” does 🤣
*Drinking stuff*
Yes. Therefore it's my favorite cinematic universe.
Oh and also they don't have a word for water - but pennies...
What’s water?
Water? You mean that stuff out of the toilet?
@@bobbersonpotatoe8229 געטרונקען שטאָפּן
I was gone the second he said "I'm in the drinking stuff" 😂💀
Fun fact: You’re not supposed to leave until the video’s over.
I clicked this like my life depended on it.
Same
*It did*
a better way of saying first
Are you in drinking stuff and needed to click to get a soggy sandwich?
Just be careful of the floating rectangles.
4 dislikes from people who don't like the drinking stuff
Relatives of the guy that spilled his juice box apparently.
Who the hell can downvote this man?
I Upvote this boi
Yes
67 dislikes from people who can't swim
The First Guy To Ever See A Mirror
Or make one. Purposefully burning sand would be pretty weird.
It's the Ryanverse. He wouldn't see a difference.
I read that as the first person to see a minor
You’re in the looking stuff
When he said “Filled to the brim my man!”
I couldn’t control myself when he said that
extremely under rated line. he sounds so self satisfied with his great idea.
Looks like Raycon is becoming the new Raid Shadow Legends lol
THEY HAVE THE SAME FIRST SYLLABLE
Lmao 😂😂
@@astrapboy
Raidcon! Shadow legends!
@@Menaceblue3 The most ambitious earphone RPG project yet.
Raycon is so shit
I don’t understand how people drown, just drink the water when you’re in trouble 🤷♀️
Hi there hello...Why are you everywhere?
but theres so much of it though man i havent seen dominic since he started last year
ITS. SO. SIMPLE.
You could die because of the salt you know
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼, Actually, while you are drinking you cannot breathe, so you suffocate.
"You have to *LEARN* ?"
Yeah, that'd put me off too
LIES! This was promoted as "The First Guy To Ever Swim" and clearly he's the second. Poor Dominick's achievement was just ignored.
Oh, but Dominick was not swimming, he was drinking. He even said he is gonna try what the other guy was doing
Plot twist the sketch was about dominicks journey the whole time.
my name is dominic, with a ck if ur american
he was diving
@@DEU-BRUNDO dio braddo's bidzare vanture
"Hi there, hello! I'm a whale!"
So relaxing
I guess that's from Ryan's ASMR channel. LOL 😁
So majestic~
@@grumpy9721 🤣🤣
I loved this joke, was absolutely hilarious 🤣😂
“The drinking stuff”
Sounds like a drug.
Renee Park lmao
What, you mean like in the toilet?
Derpy 420 like
Pretty sure the drinking stuff is highly addicive...people even die when they don't drink it regularily.
How do u know what drugs sound like? 😂
Please do
"First guy to milk a cow and drink milk"
@@jellyfishi_ I mean yeah we did discover a lot of things accidentally however we took that opportunity and use it to make us rise to new heights.
My point being regradless if it was on purpose or an accident we still used said discoveries to our advantage and become the domanat species of this planet and i don't think it should be invalidated just because it was an "accident"
@@jellyfishi_ Also am pretty sure shit existing and being discovered on accident doesn't conclusive prove a creator or creators exist, if anything that could just be leftovers of the making of the universe for all we know.
@@jellyfishi_
One day we are going to become gods by accident and I want to be there to see the world die.
@@jellyfishi_ OK, you had a good insightful thing going and then you took a hard left at the creator stuff
Dawn of the Dad I mean it isn’t miserable its factual most stuff in human history was inspired by nature or found accidentally the first model of a plane was meant to flap its wings like a bird until they realized you could just use a light weight material and an aerofoil I aint gettin into religion tho lol
0:44 So moving around in the drinking stuff is easy to do?
Was totally expecting the reply, "For sure, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"? but RG caught a lot of us out there! 😆
For sure it's super eazy but barely an inconvenience
Can we appreciate Ryan's efforts for sponsors, he goes to space and back every time. So he often loses money with the sponsors
What a chad
Can we appreciate Ryan's efforts for sponsors, he goes to space and back every time. So he loses money with the sponsors.
No he doesn’t??? It’s OBVIOUSLY edited? You guys are so brain dead if you think he’s ACTUALLY going to space ugh smh
Absolute madlad going to space everytime there’s a sponsor... I wish I had that dedication
Santiago Burgos r/wooosh
I love how these can be easily summarized as Pitch Meetings for real life.
Next video: The first guy to ever go fishing
"Hey it turns out there's food in the drinking stuff!"
It's like a giant soup.
"Well that sounds very inconvenient, what if we have to stop drinking to eat?"
Wait'll they find out what the fish do in the drinking stuff!
"Did you catch any triangles?"
"STOP WITH THE TRIANGLES!"
Plot twist Dominick killed the guy standing in the drinking stuff
The First Guy To Ever Go To Space. Shoutout to the Adstronaut!
guy 1: hey, i just went to space
guy 2: oh why do you have a fish bowl on your head?
guy 1: I went up and all of a sudden I couldn't breath so I quickly grabbed my fish bowl and then put it on
guy 2: was there anything else you saw?
guy 1: you know stars?
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: so I saw them also I can fly
guy 2: you can fly in space?
guy 1: yeah I just started flying all over the place
(also your comment is tight!)
@@mrosh3726 Thanks for the compliment and comment!
Mc Naw
Kind of like Daniel Thrasher
Im in the drinking stuff
Oops
OOpsie
Please say you know its whoopsie not not oopsie
Whoops whoopsie
Grant Hart Oh whoops!
@@iGaveLiaHIV Okay I'm gonna need you to get way off his back.
@@_02kaye ohhh, getting off people's backs is tight!
"It's very cold when you get in, but then you get used to it."
"Yeah, that definitely sounds like a lie."
THANK YOU!
Lol I can relate.
I was ur 100th like : )
Relatable
Just just go to north pole in shorts and a tank top and eventually the frost bite just goes away
"Is it easy to stay on the top layer of the drinking stuff?"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
1:55 "I don't ever see myself getting out of here, unless it's for a soggy sandwich that I put some chips in to make it crunchy"
omg so accurate
I love that they just go on with their conversation as if Dominic didn’t die in the drinking stuff Edit: Oh my...
Dominic is a real man
He isn't dead he formed atlantis
0:30 The way he just ignored that his friend might be dead. Truly a man of science.
I love his reaction when the sharks ate him "oh no" 🤣
“Hi there hello I am a Whale” -I don’t know why I loved this so much 😂😂
"Shut up about triangles, nobody cares about triangles." - me during Highschool Trigonometry
Why is Ryan calling water "drinking stuff" the funniest part of this whole video
"nobody cares about triangl- oh no" THAT HAD ME DYING 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love how the only subtitles available are in Hebrew.
Ryan: Are we going to have subtitles for this video?
Other Ryan: Yes but only in the language that 99% of our views don't know
Ryan: Fair enough
לא קשה להשתמש בתרגום בגוגל
lool
I’ve seen subtitles in Slovak too
Hebrew
I wish I spoke more languages than just English. I’d learn more, but I’m lazy af
"I'm going to fill a man-made hole in my backyard with drinking stuff."
"Seems like a procedure you and your doctor should keep private, but..."
"No, just for groups of people to move around in and maybe in the shape of internal organs like a kidney or colon."
"Definitely something you should discuss with your doctor or maybe an editor because I think one of those is punctuation."
I've always suspect that learning how to swim is actually just building up the confidence that kicking your legs and moving your arms around is enough to not drown.
If you need to be swimming for more than 10 or 20 minutes, efficient technique will let you swim longer without tiring, and subsequently drowning.
I definitely appreciated the reference to triangles in conjunction with the news broadcast debating triangles vs rectangles.
I actually teach people how to stay at the top of the drinking stuff. Thank you, First Guy. I have money now. I hope there are no triangles in our rectangles.
Yeah, because triangles are lame. Rectangles all the way!
@@coconoisette Triangles are cool, don't be a square.
"We need to deal with all those triangles and other weird shapes inside the drinking stuff"
"Well that seems difficult, after all the drinking stuff is really huge"
"Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really?"
"Yes, we are just gonna fill the drinking stuff with plastic, that way all the shapes will suffocate on it and die"
"Oh plastic is tight!"
"Really tight, especially around their necks"
Wouldn't that be very bad for all living creatures in there then? What do we eat when its all gone?
Woops
Woopsie
@@cherrydragon3120 My back is where you are right now and I'ma need you to vacate the premises immediately
Susan Williams Ooooooohhh let me get off of that! So what about those massive wood bushes that live in herds?
Wow that last sentence was super dark.
"I guess we can also hunt and eat the triangles."
"What? You mean with all the non triangular stuff that is attached to them?"
"Well, no that would be weird. How about we fish for the whole thing and then just cut of the triangles?"
"But won't it be annoying to bring the whole thing back to shore, just for the triangles?"
"We are not gonne bring the whole thing, that is ridiculous. We'll just cut of the triangles and throw the rest of it back. Well, maybe sometimes we can bring the whole thing, if it is a big thing, to show off that I am a very strong and manly hunter."
"Oh so you will get in the water to catch them with your hands? That is impressive!"
"What? No! That would be physicly demanding and also dangerous, I'm not gonne do that! I'll just take a floaty thing and then a long line with a hook on the end on which I put the meat of some other animal to lure and catch them."
"That is not manly, that is horrible."
"But we will be able to make soup."
"That must be a very delicious soup to justify all that."
"No not particularly, but it will be very expensive and somewhat rare, so people think it must be good."
"People don't just think something is good, because it is expensive."
"Maybe. Hey, by the way, I found this shiny, clear chrystal thing, that I made into an arbitrary shape, but I only got the one. I call it a diamond, wanne have it?"
"Heck yes! Give me that shiny thing! Take my money, take all of it!"
Drowning in drinking stuff is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Actually, drowning in drinking stuff is TIGHT
Insert dumb pitch meeting reference
@@bongbingbo5729 pretty much
As a Canadian I am proud Ryan is one of ours
Can you PLEASE do these sometime in the future? 🙏
• The first guy to have a job
• The first guy to make a song
• The first guy to get a haircut
• If movies ended like RUclips videos part 2
• The first guy to own a dog
I'd say that the dog one would be too similar to the cat one he's already done. The first guy to make a song was also kinds covered in the toxic fan video.
If only I could swim as fast as I click on Ryan’s videos
You could swim the Atlantic in like five minutes!
Jay Ramsey swimming to the Atlantic in five minutes is tight!
@@HittMadd Its just super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@ryan-ch6fp
You stole my reply! *Oops!*
Insideron I knew this reply was coming lmao it’s just too hard to resist saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” ahhhh, now you’ve gotten me to say it too. I guess saying “super easy, barely an inconvenience” is, well, super easy, barely an inconvenience
Shark: “eating Ryan was super easy, barely a
*finconvenience* .”
That's *puntastic*
Nice, very nice.
Out.
That is the most egregious thing I thinks I’ve ever read in my life
Than you ❤️
Wow, wow, wow. Wow.
"I'm gunna go check those triangles circling around then I'll get out" famous last words
Screen rant would drown without Ryan George, they should learn to float around in the top layer of the drinking stuff!
Wrong. Screen Rant subsists primarily on ridiculous clickbait that actually gets much more views than the Ryan George stuff.
I love the inconvenienced "Oh no!" as Guy is dragged under the drinking stuff and spills his juice.
First guy to every cook something
First Guy to ever had a glasses
First Guy to ever dance
First Guy to ever blink
surprised that no one has rudely corrected you yet or even reply in general
@@hoyquarlow6908 l o l
“Oh no he went into the drinking stuff”
Lmao 😆
“Tastes like pennies now”. Yikes! I’m guessing those triangles aren’t friendly!
Also sounds like they're kinda cheap.
Anyone else like the fact that the sponsors are at the end?
It does help that the video is only 4 minutes long
And they're funny too.
Respect for Mr. George for not making me skip through the start of the video and instead making me end it early. Mad respect. That’s like, 2 clicks he saved me... and no risk of missing his first joke.
Because they are at the end I stick around for them because he makes them funny
He killed me with that "oh no!"
The calmest way to get eaten by a shark
Maybe the Ryans didn't learn screaming in pain yet. 🤷♂️
@@lucofparis4819 lol, you bring up a good point!
@@lucofparis4819 yea
"WHY WOULD THEY HAVE TRIANGLES!" so funny, and so true lol.
2:29 exactly what anyone would say if they were being torn apart by sharks
The way he says it gets me every time.🤣🤣
I love how insane he can make the simplest concepts sound. Really good nihilistic humor honestly
At the end he did a backflip and snapped the triangles neck
And saved the day
Wowwowwow!
"triangle's neck"
I absolutely love your channel I can literally watch every single episode on here multiple times! You are a genius! 💯💯💯💁♀️
Title one “The first guy to breathe manually” on April fool’s day
And next year "blinking manually"
You should do “The first guy to do graffiti or “first guy to spray paint a wall”
The First Guy To Every Wear Glasses
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: Hey... what’s that on your face?
Guy 1: I don’t know, but now I can see better
Guy 2: What do you mean, like you were blind but now you can see.
Guy 1: No, I mean before I got these, everything looked fuzzy and blurry, but now it’s not anymore
Guy 2: How do they work?
Guy 1: I look through them
Guy 2: No, I mean how are you able to see better when you use them?
Guy 1: Oh... I guess magic?
Guy 2: Makes sense. Can I try them?
Guy 1: Sure
*Guy 1 gives Guy 2 glasses*
*Guy 2 puts them on*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD! MY EYES! My vision just got 10 times worse!
Guy 1: Oh God, so did mine!
Guy 2: How are you able to see out of these?
Guy 1: I guess when 2 people put them on they share the same vision
Guy 2: I mean that’s the only possible explanation
Guy 1: Or maybe it’s because there’s a problem with my eyes but not yours, so it helps my vision but distorts yours because our eyes work differently
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: Now that’s just stupid
Guy 1: Yeah, that was pretty stupid
That... actually sounds like ryan made it
Good job
Morfalath Thank you :)
This is why nobody believed Galileo when he made a telescope and could see loads of details in the planets; it was calibrated for HIS eyes, not theirs.
Smart one lol
"Filled to the brim my man"-my favorite quote
"of course i didn't go to the bathroom in here" ...he's not wrong
Yeah I’m done drinking cause the water tastes like penny’s now
Because Blood has a metallic taste. And I know that because... well I gotta go.
Pennies
Wtf is water, is that what you call drinking stuff?
What is "penny's now" and what exactly does it taste like?
Lord Poompa Doompa I don’t know I just thought it sounded cool
Putting his reflection in the drinking stuff looks really cool
The sandwich and chips bit hit me on an emotional level, cause that was the ONLY reason I'd get out of the pool
I came here at the speed of “the first guy”
Next video: “ First guy to type ‘first’ on a RUclips video despite being 100th”
"Nobody cares about triangles."
Famous last words
[ViHart has entered the chat]
I love how they instead of calling it water they call it drinking stuff
He's taken talking to yourself to a whole new level
When the best comedian ever posts: *clicks*
Nothing like a soggy sandwich after moving around in the drinking stuff
Those are some seriously specific ideas for future (insert various shapes here) holes full of the drinking stuff in people's yards. Lol
I love this guy so much!! He makes my shitty life worth... Continuing to suffer through.
That wave in the background that never actually becomes a wave is pissing me off
So frustrating, still waiting for it.
Do: “The first guy to tell a joke”
Yes!
And then he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck
"first guy to tell a joke about the first guy to do something"
@Mr. Brodie you are oddly vague about the gender of the person being pregnified. you do know in this case you can say female and its not sexist, right?
How about a “The First Guy To Ever Make Music“ video! 😄
Or the first guy to dance
"hello what are you doing?"
"Making sounds"
"what? Why?"
"I don't know, they might be pleasant to hear"
Theo The Internet Surfer exactly 😂
Bent Wolf 🤣 Even better
2:14 the face when you peed in the drinking stuff