Chris is INTERROGATED By Russian-sounding Dawah Team! (Towards Eternity Parody)
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- I was interrogated by some Russian Dawah guys last week (definitely not @DanielApologetics and David from speakers corner). I answered a mix of humorous Islamic questions about Allah's body parts and the best hadith - along with more serious questions on how we know the Quran has changed and hasn't been perfectly preserved.
In the end - although me and the Russian Dawah guys have different beliefs. We all agree with Muhammad that chicken is pretty awesome.
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The chicken narrative did it for me. I am still laughing . Brilliant video. All you guys have been killing it of late. God bless you all. Keep up the amazing work. All for God's Glory in Jesus' Name.
John 5:30 ►
By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me.
You guys forgot the timer on the screen which randomly just dissapears when you start waffling for too long. I love this parody set so much though. It is so fun
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Brother you nailed it.. Much love ❤ ❤ ❤ in your working lifting our Christian faith
The CHICKEN!!! I lost it there 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
Humour aside. Thanks Chris for giving all that information in one condensed video. Saves a lot of time pulling it together 👍
two right hands hahaha
Your god has an arsehole 😂
Our God there is nothing like him
Onward Christian Brethren 🙏 ✝️ 🕊
@Repent4JesusChrist 😢
@@juadwhite1391 rasulallah was fra ud . He invented verses to suit his needs. Ex: when companions of rasulallah accused him of ste aling red velvet under garment, he pretend to get quran revelation 3:161, saying "it is not for the for prophet to embezzle".
If allah was real god, he would have shown who stole the red velvet, instead of telling that rasulallah is not thi ef.
Why his own companions started accusing rasulallah in the first place? Won't you think there is something fishy with the missing under garment? Also, why can't allah reveal the actual culprit. As a non-believer I can clearly see that rasulallah is making up verses to defend himself against accusations. Can we take him as prophet, who can lead us to god???
@@juadwhite1391 Why did mohammad wear little Aishas "Night Garment"??? That's weird, don't you think?
How can I take this seriously when Chris doesn't have a 1 minute timer on the screen?
Love it 2 right hands Chris u r a killa love u bro in my Lord Jesus Christ
John 5:30 ►
By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me.
What a crack-up! Praise the Lord for guys like these!
The standard holes in the narrative are perfectly preserved thank you😊
Apparently there are 7 readings, uthman burned 6, which leaves us 1, so why are there over 30 different Arabic qurans in use❓🤡❓
Your definition doesn’t exist.
The definition of the Quran includes the readings.
The definition of ‘the bible’ doesn’t include other versions and canons.
You can’t even speak of ‘the bible’.
You can’t even show us a methodology to verify if Jesus or any of your prophets said anything.
Qiraat has nothing to do with preservation.
Preservation is based on chains of transmission.
Chris is an uneducated Christian apologist. He can’t even formulate a logical argument.
Because the more Arabic Qur'an versions they make, the more perfectly preserved it becomes!
Dugh!
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@@gavinjames1145because they are different ways to recite the Quran, one google search would tell you that much
And they have the same meaning, or else there would be conflicts about the different “versions”
And regardless, we still have the original one, in the Qurayshi dialect, so if you ever think we don’t have the original Quran, just know that you’re wrong, because it is known that it was given to humans in the Qurayshi dialect, and it’s the one most common in the world today, the other versions are purely different recitations, with the original version being absolutely 100% known and no question about it
@@captainmostafa8089 The various _Qira'at_ ( _Hafs_ , _Warsh_ , _Duri_ , etc) are not recitations, they're *readings* supposedly based on recitations.
_Qira'at_ contain many differences in meanings, wordings, sentences, grammar, verse separators, etc. For example, in _Al Fatiha_ verse 4, _Hafs_ reads, "The *owner* of the Day of Judgement," but _Warsh_ reads, "The *king* of the Day of Judgement." A king can be an owner, but being an owner does not make one a king. The words are different, and so are their meanings.
You do *not* have the original Qur'an, because there never was just one Qur'an. No Qur'an survives from the time of Muhammad, Abu Bakr, Uthman, Ali, or even Muawiya or Abd al Malik. And because Uthman allegedly had his version of the Qur'an written in the Qurayshi 'dialect', six of the seven _Ahruf_ were lost! Not even Hafsa's or Ibn Massud's Qur'ans survived more than a couple of centuries. What you most likely read today is the Cairo edition, from 1924!
@@gavinjames1145 I get what you mean, the words are not the EXACT same, but what I said is still true
The only person/being in the universe with the capability to be the owner of the day of judgement is God, so if you are the owner of the day of judgement you are God, and if you are God, you are king of the day of judgement
The verse doesn’t imply anything different, it doesn’t change the meaning or anything
We do have the original version of the Quran, the Qurayshi dialect, the other ahruf were the same Quran with the same meaning, but made that way so that memorizing and reciting the Quran was easier for local tribes, etc
But when many of the Muslims were dying in battle, Uthman bin Affan(R.A) wanted to ensure the Quran’s preservation, and send out one, authentic version in the dialect of the prophet’s(PBUH) people, the Qurayshi dialect, and then distributed that to the Ummah
In the end it was just a convoluted KFC ad. Finger licking good.
This Chris is now a very strong soldier for the Lord Jesus Christ all over the world.😂 If you are reciting the Quran you will be a Muslim, but if you now understand the Quran you became a Christian. That’s wonderful 😂😂
John 5:30 ►
By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me.
Brutal 😂😂😂❤
SHEIK CHRIS LBN FAROOQ
Haha😂 chicken spiceeey for abduls
Spiceey will hurt you know where?
You forgot your props for special effects....a pair of pliers, an old car battery on the table....oh and someone should be smoking...and I guess a half eaten piece of KFC.
I'm no movie director maybe others will have more ideas...????
We need a continuity director
Outstanding! At least for tonight, for me it is chicken for dinner . 😅
Allah is staring to look like sukuna with only 2 hands 😂😂
All praise the Chicken! 😂
Awesome, Chris.
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4:46 😂
Wow my imam has been strengthend by 72%
Transparent and voluptuous… grapes??
Yes! It's mostly the chicken! Feel the chicken love, my brothers.
My friend Allah is a Chicken because Chicken does not give birth, Nor does Allah.
This video did not strengthen my mumma since it lacked the auto tuned groaning mmmmmmmms in the background.
None of these hard questions was asked to Ali Dawah by these Russians. Instead Smiles 2 Jenna only graped Ali Dawah's mouth none of that has been seen here..
Great content guys, keep up the great work ❤️✝️
Love this! Need more. 😅😂
Good one. Love you brother Chris. God bless
That first question had me crying of laughter!! This was brilliant!
This is gold🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣chicken is everything 🐓🐓🐓
My friend Allah is a Chicken because Chicken does not give birth, Nor does Allah.
Awesome stuff! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
Geez the atmosphere 😂😂😂
Sheik Chris
Yeshua Akhbar!
Yeshua Azeeem! not Akbar Sun is Akbar in their Quran!
Love it..💕💕💕💕💕. Right on the button…
Pure genius 👍👍👍🤣
God bless 🙏
Whats chicken compared to lamb shoulder! The best from Kaybar
I didn't expect this...LOLOL
This is awesome!❤️
Brilliant!🤣✝️
2 hands right.....there 😭😭😭😭😭🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
These are the best 😂
Before watching this i was Christian, after watching this i took my shahada. Alhumduljesus
There is no God but Father Son Holy Spirit and Jesus is the Messiah who came to free us from sin.
Best shahada
There is no god by Yahweh and Blessed is the One who comes in the Name of the LORD.
Lol . The Quran says Jesus is God, Quran 9:31 , who is confused here 😂😂
Quran 9:31 They took their rabbis and monks as lords besides God and the Messiah,
So U find logic in ☪️? I have a question why momo allow breastfeeding for adults? Why momo saw his daughter in law naked? Why momo sex with his slave Maria qubtia and had son outside marriage?? List is just started… WHY WHY WHY
Hilarious 😂😂😂
This is very educational
Ha. Takes more time to explain how long it will take you to answer the question, than it does to answer the question. Hilarious.
الحمد لله على نعمة الإسلام اللهم لك الحمد والشكر على كل نعمة أنعمت بها علينا 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉
Moslem and proud
Thanks
Thank you so much!
Nah this is too funny 😂🤣🤣
😅😅😅 sooo well done.
0:33 and 0:39 😂😂😂😂😂
I nearly spit out my drink
Hilarious Chris!
The chicken 😂😂😂
The Christian worldview is the ONLY worldview with Love Truth Morals Logic Science... ALL other worldviews MUST borrow from the Christian worldview, in order to make sense of itself!! 😀 😀 😀
This is hard bruh!!!!
The next chapter is here.
haters can hate , mockers can mock as long as they wish all though they would wish they would never die but sad thing for them is " DEATH" which none of us and none of u will deny .. and when it come u will see who is on the right path ... but again sad part for u is there is no turning back .... but as long as u live there is turning back so turn back to allah who is the real creator and the only one absolute ruler of whatever he created he knows best .
aIIah can't even create himself a left hand and a second foot how can he be a creator? 🤣
How is he accredited though ... only out of the claimed prophet's own mouth. In the Quran, he can do no miracles, which would be necessary really for a such an outlier role, also nothing much which could be described as a prophecy, prophets make prophecies. Then he says the existing texts of God are good and preserved, and "in their hands" then, so his own versions of Bible stories are different ... he's altered them, either from second/third tier source use, or deliberately at times to establish Allah as only a slave-master, dropping his love. Makes a lot of errors, that could not possibly source from God. Then in the hadiths his call does not match biblical standard for angels of God, rather of the deceiving ones, and his demise was a test of his prophethood, and Allah did not affirm him and heal him, as he expected. So it would be hard to appear at the judgement, claiming him as a prophet.
I loved it!
love this parody 🤣
So, is that why chicken crossed the road?
This was hilarious
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥great job.
😂
😂😂😂 too funny! Great work!
Why not Chic Fil A? This must’ve been recorded on a Sunday, perhaps...or is it Sheikh Fil A?
GLORY BE TO THE FATHER, TO THE SON, AND TO THE HOLY SPIRIT, ONE GOD ALMIGHTY. HALLELUJAH. AMEN.
😂👍
Too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its all about the chicken
And The Cow
John 5:30 ►
By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me.
Allah is the god with 2 right hands and 3 daughters.
Hahahah amazing job
Lol😂
Walahi.. Al-Lah-hu- Alam.
Al-ham-du-li-Lah.
Powerful.😉
crispy chicken from KFC is the best
Imagine making a mockery of the Most High
All hail the chicken! 😂😂😂😂
Chicken 🍗 👍 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Waiting for you video on the new bible discovery. I’m sure your truthful enough to make a video about it 😂😂
You mean the discovery of a fragment of a book that was never considered canonical by anyone except Muhammad's wife's crazy cousin? Some discovery😂
rasulallah was fra ud . He invented verses to suit his needs. Ex: when companions of rasulallah accused him of ste aling red velvet under garment, he pretend to get quran revelation 3:161, saying "it is not for the for prophet to embezzle".
If allah was real god, he would have shown who stole the red velvet, instead of telling that rasulallah is not thi ef.
Why his own companions started accusing rasulallah in the first place? Won't you think there is something fishy with the missing under garment? Also, why can't allah reveal the actual culprit. As a non-believer I can clearly see that rasulallah is making up verses to defend himself against accusations. Can we take him as prophet, who can lead us to god???
Can a pa nty th ief be a pro phet or god?
Be specific, one would not regard something posing as a gospel but written in the last millenium as serious (eg "gospel of Barnabas") There may be a manuscript of Revelation turned up, in Hebrew, from an early tradition in the Indian church, but its not greatly different. Matthew may have originally been in Aramaic, but then the Peshitta Bible may have used that rather than just a translation of the Greek, and it seems to be a little bit more certain in identifying Jesus as God, because of the Aramaic nuances ... so against muslim hopes.
@@greenbird679Where do we get that story? I definstely need to make notes on that
I love it!!
allah has both hands on right side with five fingers 🤔
Thts the famous time waster of speaker’s corner! 😂
Hilarious. And when you ask any cult member to show an original, 7th century muhammed quran, they run. If you ask them for an original, 7th century Uthman quran, they run. If you ask them for an original 7th century quran, they run. If you ask them for an original, 7th century hadith book, they run. If you ask them for an original, 7th century sira, they run. The "holes in the narrative" are so wide and deep that Sheikh Yasir Qadhi fell into them and has never been the same since.
Well done Chris!
Daniel where can i find info about sura Furkan and discrepancies?
Chris is getting brilliant at debunking Islam
This was some funny stuff ngl
Ah chicken, yes chicken is good😊Stay safe my brothers in Christ and keep sharing the word of God🤗❤️May God bless you all abundantly in Jesus name🙏🏼❤️
Hey Chris l love your work. Can we have the sources about the sahaba (companions) from the same tribe disagreeing on the Quran. Love you Ice man❤
i just don't get how you guys can hold it in for so long 😂
I too have two right hands. One when I am driving and one when I’m not driving.😂
🛐The technique to building trust in God. So pray like Jesus prayed. Put your forehead on the ground, and say this: 'Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.'
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Without lies, Islam dies!!😅
😂 hilarious and educational
Best advise Muhammad ever gave: if a fly falls into your beer, dunk both wings in the beer because one contains the poison and the other the antidote!!! Takebeer!!!
Chicken...and some things about Aisha!
Hahahaha....it is a good parody.
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