150,00 miles my dads lasted. Spun a piston and wrote it off. £120,000 list price with all the extras and after 6 years it was worth £5k in scrap. The upgraded alloys alone cost £5,500 from bmw. He now owns an f15 X5M. The man will never learn.
That's why you learn to repair your own cars. My 2002 Durango is 20 years old now. Bought new in 2002 for $50,000 with a credit card, paid in full. No lease, no payments (credit card payments are cheaper than dealership loans fyi) It's now valued at $1,900. Never has broken down. Tires every 6 years, oil changes are done at precise intervals and fluids checked monthly for any unusual smell or color. Will drive in -50 F or 105 F no troubles. My next thing to replace soon will be the battery. After 9 years installed it's not charging past 3/4 full. Take care of your cars and you will only ever need 1 car.
@@steven5509 SLT trim + TOL engine option + dealer markup + delivery + options. There's a long list of things as to why they cost that much. I remember I had to special order it from out of state for one thing because no dealer in the city had one.
F85 x5m* I own a f15 x5. f15 x5s are regular 35i/40e. F85 is the M. The f85 m is actually pretty good tho. and for 150k miles that's also really good. Dont know how you drove 150k in 6 years tho. My 2017 x5 is 6 years old with 30k miles. Parents 2022 x5 is a year old with 10k miles.
Sold my C6 Z06 to buy one. Absolutely love it, and with a tune, this tank launches hard. Reliability has been very good with tires and oil changes costing the most.
GetoverYourself What you‘ve done there is simply stupid. That‘s like changing in Dillion Harper for a bbw. Honestly can‘t follow your chain of thought.
And that actually happens quite often. A friend of mine *had* one of these. Turbos went at ~100k km's. And so did A LOT of other things, including a transmission a few more km's down the road. Would be nice if you have two of these. That way you can almost always drive one, while the other is getting fixed. Almost.
The only way to prolong turbo life is to not use them as much (hard with modern engine tuning) and to wait a few minutes before shutting the engine off to allow the turbos to cool down via circulating oil. It’s also very important to change the oil like people are supposed to, and not to prolong or delay oil change intervals for any reason. Otherwise, many German cars end up with blown turbo seals sometime after 100k. I’ve seen this as early as 80k but it isn’t very common. I’ve seen this on BMW, VW, and Audi. Even on turbo Volvo’s!
S. T That’s very true. These engines require some extra precautions and things to keep in mind for proper maintenance. I don’t have any experience with Peugeot as an American but I can say that majority of Americans aren’t used to turbocharged engines in mainstream cars.
I own one... it's amazing... outside of if breaking down all the time that is. I fit the dogs and the wife and the kids in and it's a very capable SUV (I know BMW calls it an SAV). Drop the family off, hit the M button, drop it into sport mode, and it's an animal!! Great alternative to owning 2 cars (family and sports car).
+Darth Vader in the less than 1 year I owned it... injectors, battery($500 out of warranty), oil leak, power steering explosion, and the infamous "high battery drain"... nobody can figure out what it means, what causes it, and it can go away at any time and come back at any time and leave you stranded. (I'm sure I'm missing a couple breakdowns) Thank God I had a warranty on it, nothing out of pocket the entire time but the nearest BMW dealership was 1.5 hours away.... HUGE hassle. I no longer own it, back to GM and never again German. If you want a performance SUV go with the SRT8
+Darth Vader Also, make sure you have a BMW dealer close. Nobody else can work on them. I took my Beemer to a local shop first, they couldn't read the codes because everything was in German. They told me they Googled the codes but they weren't 100% sure that's what they were.... tricky BMW.
@Henry B I own 3 x5’s and a z3 very low maintenance. Matter of fact I don’t know a BMW owner that has issues as much as you and other people that probably should drive a Toyota instead
@Henry B Yep better and more wise choice is a Cayenne. New models don't look bad at all, it's Porsche reliable, drives almost like a saloon/sedan..Not to mention Cayenne was the 1st real luxury/off-road capable, sporty SUV.
That drag race was a perfect illustration of traction vs power to weight ratio. AWD will always get off the line faster especially in the wet. Doesn't mean it will win over a long distance though.
Oh come on , look what he said " Here I am 4 miles high in the sky , driving a car that weights slightly more than the center of th e earth , but it's ifne , it's better than fine , it's not an M5 but in something like this , it's amazing..."
You do realise all of what he says is scripted before hand right? He thinks about what he’s gonna say a couple hours before he does a take. He doesn’t just come up with these out of thin air
I have owned this car for years and it's great until you sit behind the wheel of a M3 or 4 or 5 or 6. I agree with Jeremy. Everything about this car is really nice by themselves, but once you put them together, it just does not work. That being said, it's still really fun to drive.
raojz Only problem I have with my F85 is that the headrests are a bit odd and crane your neck forward too much so you have to recline the seat. Otherwise, it's a blast.
The M division was in way over its head with this car. some of the plastic around the cabin filter just breaks away bc of the high heat. replacing anything on this engine is a nightmare. and the turbo's are in the middle of the V8 . again good idea on paper , but waaaaaaaaay to many problems xD.
apart from every nut and bolt being redesigned yes. xD BMW = funny that way. its the same engine but the oilsystem is completely different. so if you try to interchange parts , your so screwed xD.
filippxxx The E53 was the last, this E70 X5M is the same concept as the F85 and F95 X5Ms now, powerful and same S63 engine 2 generations after. All X5M generations share the same engine. So it isn’t the last proper one, the only and last one was the E53, naturally aspirated V8 S62!
BMW X5 m or just x5 are very beautiful cars that’s why a lot of people love them period. That’s why BMW has so many fanboys! Other brands are sucked at designing and styling their cars . That’s why the other cars fanboys are so jealous of whoever drives or own any BMW because if they don’t care they wouldn’t bother to shit mouthing off to BMW.
The X5 M does 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. The new ones do it in 3.9 seconds, so yes it definitely does smoke many sports cars off the line...but they catch up soon after
Unfortunately Most people hasn’t been educated enough to know that oil change to they’re car is as important as changing your underwear . And jet were sou keen to blame almost perfect engineering to our own stupidity . This car as engineering masterpiece can only be as bulletproof as it’s owner .
Sure these SUVs can't do offroad, but i think the point of an SUV is to be able to hit speed bumps and potholes at high speed, you can't do that with low slung sportscar.
I hate the idea of a performance truck now. At first it had a novelty power thing, so I kind of didn't mind the idea. Now that there's 50 kinds of top heavy, non-offroadable, gas guzzleing, confused "sporty" heaps in my opinion they're a terrible idea. What's wrong with a sports sedan?
@tmanepic but a wagon can't offroad as well as an SUV... then what? There was always a case for one car to do everything and that's what these Super SUV are about. Exotic supercar engine, check. Can reasonably go offroad, check. Have space for family and all the stuff, check. Is fun to drive (it being unstable is funny in a way), check.
As a BMW owner, I say: "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect." Whether the statement is true or not, a BMW owner has now said it. :P *EDIT. And yes, BMW do now offer an X5 engine variant that runs on sliced dolpin.
@@FutureReverberations I'm with you man. Actually my X5M gets better gas milage than my X5 4.8i. I love this thing!!! Oh and - "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect."
I think Clarkson might be into BDSM seeing as he also brought up 50 Shades of Grey and said the seatbelts on the Mercedes Black AMG were like bondage once
Joseph-蒋韶华 X5M is inches lower, sport tires and gear ratios are performance on road like. The regular X5 is much better for off-road with off-road tires.
I bet you can't find a video of Clarkson talking garbage about a Ml63AMG/GLE63AMG!! Although they share the same philosophy of the X5 M! He has some serious problem with Bimmers! To bad they still manage to sell them like chocolate fudge in a rainy day! 😉
God, i miss top gear
2009 bmw styling was brilliant, the z4 is still one of the most beautiful cars ever made. Those headlights just do it for me
Exactly, the peak of their design. Not trying to be "futuristic" for the sake of it. No silly angles, plastic etc.
@@mrpeter557 a 2010 bmw z4 is stunning and its 10 years old. thanks for the reply.
@@joshooahh Absolutely agreed, the Z4 E89, M3 E92 and the M5 E60 are masterpieces, they're beautiful
Yeah the corona ring xenon headlamps on the e90 lci are incredible
Saying that when BMW had E38, 39, Z8, E31 and etc. is just saying something about your taste and car knowledge...
``Putting a furious weasel in your underpants``. Hahahaha.
Hahahaha
this show will never be the same without jeremy
150,00 miles my dads lasted. Spun a piston and wrote it off. £120,000 list price with all the extras and after 6 years it was worth £5k in scrap. The upgraded alloys alone cost £5,500 from bmw.
He now owns an f15 X5M. The man will never learn.
That's why you learn to repair your own cars. My 2002 Durango is 20 years old now. Bought new in 2002 for $50,000 with a credit card, paid in full. No lease, no payments (credit card payments are cheaper than dealership loans fyi) It's now valued at $1,900. Never has broken down. Tires every 6 years, oil changes are done at precise intervals and fluids checked monthly for any unusual smell or color. Will drive in -50 F or 105 F no troubles. My next thing to replace soon will be the battery. After 9 years installed it's not charging past 3/4 full. Take care of your cars and you will only ever need 1 car.
@@MrWolfSnack I’m sorry, but how did a Durango from 2002 cost $50,000? Is there something I’m missing?
@@steven5509 SLT trim + TOL engine option + dealer markup + delivery + options. There's a long list of things as to why they cost that much. I remember I had to special order it from out of state for one thing because no dealer in the city had one.
F85 x5m* I own a f15 x5. f15 x5s are regular 35i/40e. F85 is the M. The f85 m is actually pretty good tho. and for 150k miles that's also really good. Dont know how you drove 150k in 6 years tho. My 2017 x5 is 6 years old with 30k miles. Parents 2022 x5 is a year old with 10k miles.
Spun a piston 😂😂 you and/or your dad never owned one so shut up
"It's like sitting in someone's ear"
That was funny! Almost as funny as the 50% of people in the comments who seem to think they/their dad/ own one :-D!
Lol straight up b
"Have you seen this my dear....look at that!" 😂😂
Jeremy was on form in this segment.
"Have you seen this my dear? Look at thattt!"
Sold my C6 Z06 to buy one. Absolutely love it, and with a tune, this tank launches hard. Reliability has been very good with tires and oil changes costing the most.
Wow would be hard for me to give up a c6 z06!
Jesus u sold a vette for this...
@@gjorgji9339 lol vette,probably worst ,,sport,, car i ever drive
GetoverYourself What you‘ve done there is simply stupid.
That‘s like changing in Dillion Harper for a bbw. Honestly can‘t follow your chain of thought.
Honestly you don’t need this M to have fun. I’ve had an X5 35i and it was already very fun
Jeremy's reaction when the Jag passes him is so damn funny 😂
Totally staged too lol..
@@kabirthepunjabi still funny u annoying person
Damn, appreciating the use of Burial's music! Never thought I would've heard it on Top Gear.
I just caught that myself! Might be my new favourite 4 seconds of top gear
15 years ago. Time flies.
“Get your nurse to find you a crayon” 😂😂
After several years, this car still looks great
3:49 jc makes even that x5 look small
She's chunky, she's expensive, yet the performance still keeps me smiling from ear to ear!
0:26 that look though 😂😂
Low-key looked like Mr Bean
Sam Durling Horror Clarkson, waiting till you fall asleep to scratch your eyes out 😈
😂😂 yep... Brilliant
That's proper flake
Jeremy Clarkson is definitely the best car Journalist and TV presenter ever.
Much better looking than the current series
yeah
No way. The F85 is easily the angriest looking
All BMWs of that era look better than today's models, especially the 5 series, X5 and X6
AN D1 but it looks like a police car
The current gen looks way better.
X5 inner door handle cover , watch it here: ruclips.net/video/RfKnmacMwho/видео.html
Still made him smile and that is the point of any BMW M car.
It's all fun and games until you spend $10,000 to replace the turbos
Trevor Lear Pure's overpriced stage 2 are half that...stop going to the stealership lol
And that actually happens quite often. A friend of mine *had* one of these. Turbos went at ~100k km's. And so did A LOT of other things, including a transmission a few more km's down the road.
Would be nice if you have two of these. That way you can almost always drive one, while the other is getting fixed. Almost.
true story very typical of bmw
american owners end up having to replace turbos around 100k miles
The only way to prolong turbo life is to not use them as much (hard with modern engine tuning) and to wait a few minutes before shutting the engine off to allow the turbos to cool down via circulating oil. It’s also very important to change the oil like people are supposed to, and not to prolong or delay oil change intervals for any reason. Otherwise, many German cars end up with blown turbo seals sometime after 100k. I’ve seen this as early as 80k but it isn’t very common. I’ve seen this on BMW, VW, and Audi. Even on turbo Volvo’s!
S. T That’s very true. These engines require some extra precautions and things to keep in mind for proper maintenance. I don’t have any experience with Peugeot as an American but I can say that majority of Americans aren’t used to turbocharged engines in mainstream cars.
This most beautiful X5 ever
Sam Du yes
I don't own one but they really are nice cars. Beautifully designed and passionate.
The most beautiful bmw ever
@@loneshinystar Fuck no
Star a beautiful suv... nice joke
I own one... it's amazing... outside of if breaking down all the time that is. I fit the dogs and the wife and the kids in and it's a very capable SUV (I know BMW calls it an SAV). Drop the family off, hit the M button, drop it into sport mode, and it's an animal!! Great alternative to owning 2 cars (family and sports car).
+Darth Vader in the less than 1 year I owned it... injectors, battery($500 out of warranty), oil leak, power steering explosion, and the infamous "high battery drain"... nobody can figure out what it means, what causes it, and it can go away at any time and come back at any time and leave you stranded. (I'm sure I'm missing a couple breakdowns)
Thank God I had a warranty on it, nothing out of pocket the entire time but the nearest BMW dealership was 1.5 hours away.... HUGE hassle.
I no longer own it, back to GM and never again German. If you want a performance SUV go with the SRT8
+Darth Vader Also, make sure you have a BMW dealer close. Nobody else can work on them. I took my Beemer to a local shop first, they couldn't read the codes because everything was in German. They told me they Googled the codes but they weren't 100% sure that's what they were.... tricky BMW.
I belive if you want performance SUV get range rover?
If you whant Space and more perf you have the m5 and it s lower so more of a drivers car
breaking down all the time. seems like a problem
worth every penny
Back then it was insane to think anyone would put such big engines in SUV's. today its All normal.
Incredible this car did not broken.
If you heard the few seconds of intense bass at 2:36, and the following music, and liked it, good news!
It's called Trifonic - Parks on Fire
Still the best performance SUV on the planet for the price. Luxury, quality, and reliable.
Have 3 of them, best suv ever made
@Henry BMW hater
@Henry B I own 3 x5’s and a z3 very low maintenance. Matter of fact I don’t know a BMW owner that has issues as much as you and other people that probably should drive a Toyota instead
@Henry B why would I do that when I own 3 of them? That’s like eating a Twinkie and reading reviews on it a few years later.
@Henry B Yep better and more wise choice is a Cayenne. New models don't look bad at all, it's Porsche reliable, drives almost like a saloon/sedan..Not to mention Cayenne was the 1st real luxury/off-road capable, sporty SUV.
Good old times
I miss classic top gear
0:50 Burial
And the MADMEN at BMW M group were allowed to put in the engine of the 1999 LeMons BMW winner car and it is insane
Sounds like the new M5s engine. Edit: Turns out, it is the same engine but a bit different!
That drag race was a perfect illustration of traction vs power to weight ratio.
AWD will always get off the line faster especially in the wet. Doesn't mean it will win over a long distance though.
Oh come on , look what he said " Here I am 4 miles high in the sky , driving a car that weights slightly more than the center of th e earth , but it's ifne , it's better than fine , it's not an M5 but in something like this , it's amazing..."
Well fuck off then, we all heard that. No need for your jibberish
Well those are just the facts... not his personal opinion. You can tell he really doesn't like it lol
You do realise all of what he says is scripted before hand right? He thinks about what he’s gonna say a couple hours before he does a take. He doesn’t just come up with these out of thin air
Yeah, but it would be better if you just brought the M5 though.
This one is very, very thirsty. My cousin had this. Very nice SUV.
How thirsty?
did it get 5mpg??? 2007 X3 is a gas hog.
@@alihussain-rn3ur MPG was terrible. I couldn't remember. It was like 10 years ago.
Get your nurse to find a crayon! Hahahahaha. I’m using that next week.
Man I miss this
I drove one of these at work today and this video is the first one that popped up in my feed today, what are the chances? 😂
your phone TRACKS you
My kids loved that thing. After the devorce electric bicycles really grew on me.
This guy: I GOTTA MILLION VIEWS!!
also this guy: why do I have under 1,000 subscribers
Whats the name of the piano song?
"It's like sitting in someone's ear."
Name of the piano songs please
This truck is on beast mode. Damn.
@bmwlover0809 Well said, BMW forever
Hey
In the middle of Chelsea, it went into limp mode and I cost me an arm and a leg to fix. Beautiful, but never again.
I have owned this car for years and it's great until you sit behind the wheel of a M3 or 4 or 5 or 6. I agree with Jeremy. Everything about this car is really nice by themselves, but once you put them together, it just does not work. That being said, it's still really fun to drive.
raojz Only problem I have with my F85 is that the headrests are a bit odd and crane your neck forward too much so you have to recline the seat. Otherwise, it's a blast.
Yours doesn't break down regularly? Asking cos of peoples comments on the car
Ikechukwu Ozoani I had a 30d 2007 and it needed a new transmission after 100km of driving
The M division was in way over its head with this car. some of the plastic around the cabin filter just breaks away bc of the high heat. replacing anything on this engine is a nightmare. and the turbo's are in the middle of the V8 . again good idea on paper , but waaaaaaaaay to many problems xD.
I wish it was reliable so I could buy it
Why?
Isn't this the same engine that is in the F10 M5
Thyny San pretty much. S63 in both.
apart from every nut and bolt being redesigned yes. xD BMW = funny that way. its the same engine but the oilsystem is completely different. so if you try to interchange parts , your so screwed xD.
HOLY S**T! DID YOU SEE THE FREAKIN FRONT WHEEL OFF THE ROAD?
When the advert before the video is an audi advert
Last proper BMW SUV they made before going full socker mum. 2.2 tone which could feel like a proper Sports when driven hard.
filippxxx
The E53 was the last, this E70 X5M is the same concept as the F85 and F95 X5Ms now, powerful and same S63 engine 2 generations after. All X5M generations share the same engine. So it isn’t the last proper one, the only and last one was the E53, naturally aspirated V8 S62!
Name of song at 1:00?
The E53 4.8is is still the best looking. These latest ones are pigs wearing lipstick
Obsolete
I had one sold it s d got a e70 x5m
@@FISHINGNOTCATCHING- E70's are the next sexiest once those are hot. You rarely see them around
The best looking X5 except for 2024 one.
BMW X5 m or just x5 are very beautiful cars that’s why a lot of people love them period. That’s why BMW has so many fanboys! Other brands are sucked at designing and styling their cars . That’s why the other cars fanboys are so jealous of whoever drives or own any BMW because if they don’t care they wouldn’t bother to shit mouthing off to BMW.
Fuck yea, well said...!!🔥😎😮
are you high or blind?
Does anyone have the studio intro to this video? It was hilarious a.f
💪💪💪💪💪
2020
Wait until you hear about the x5 leman v12 p75
Burial in the background
Кто из 2020🤣
around the same horsepower as the 2023 x5 50i 4.4 v8 Turbo
having this car is a lot of fun...smoke porsches off the line all the time carreras to carrera 4s!
I get mine from service tomorrow. OMG CANT WAIT. Miss my Beast.
Tyler Jeffries -
Don't you worry about that. You'll be leaving it back there soon after.
your mad :(
The X5 M does 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. The new ones do it in 3.9 seconds, so yes it definitely does smoke many sports cars off the line...but they catch up soon after
@Jamie Whitehead I do own one (2012 X5M) and yes, it's fun smoking Porsches, and other rides that think they are fast.
10 000 hhh.. On Europe you have those turbos for 1200 euro
Can you imagine how many parts on this BMW are broken by now.
The car got written off
X5 3.0d is the best!
yes the 3.0d is bulletproof 💪
I reckon you'd be in there! MmmMhmm!
I'd take the red XKR every time.
Who wouldnt 😂
All very nice but you will need to remortgage your house to pay for the servicing bills
Because it will break
what a cauldron
0:20 Does Jeremy have experience putting furious weasels in his underpants? 🤔🧐
i once had a weasel in my underpants, luckily it wasn't furious but only moody.
I've never sat in anyone's ear...🤔
Unfortunately Most people hasn’t been educated enough to know that oil change to they’re car is as important as changing your underwear . And jet were sou keen to blame almost perfect engineering to our own stupidity . This car as engineering masterpiece can only be as bulletproof as it’s owner .
"I bet u will be in there" LOL!
well unless they use launch control it might have won
it most certainly does have launch control.
They most definitely have launch control.
BMW's launch control is a bit complicated.
Sure these SUVs can't do offroad, but i think the point of an SUV is to be able to hit speed bumps and potholes at high speed, you can't do that with low slung sportscar.
I hate the idea of a performance truck now. At first it had a novelty power thing, so I kind of didn't mind the idea. Now that there's 50 kinds of top heavy, non-offroadable, gas guzzleing, confused "sporty" heaps in my opinion they're a terrible idea. What's wrong with a sports sedan?
They're objectively shit. If you want an SUV, get a real one; if you want a sports car, get a real one.
@@eikonise Usually the excuse is that they "need more space", but in that case just get a wagon and get everything in one.
Because SUV is so fucking cool 😎! They look cooler than any sport sedans! That’s why people love them!
This comment was 11 years ahead of it’s time, sPoRt SUVs are still and will always be shit
@tmanepic but a wagon can't offroad as well as an SUV... then what?
There was always a case for one car to do everything and that's what these Super SUV are about.
Exotic supercar engine, check.
Can reasonably go offroad, check.
Have space for family and all the stuff, check.
Is fun to drive (it being unstable is funny in a way), check.
The new m3 costs 75k as well
point is 70% of everything is better than a 100% in one thing and 0% in everything else
New X5M is the dads bollocks 🔥
BRING BACK CLARKSON!!!!!!!
ThugLord bought that car!
@on91 Car companies only wish they could make cars like bmw. They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect.
said no actual bmw owner ever.
+maxforce you do realize you are replying to a 7 year old comment? lol
Joseph but it's truth fits now better than ever^^
As a BMW owner, I say: "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect."
Whether the statement is true or not, a BMW owner has now said it. :P
*EDIT. And yes, BMW do now offer an X5 engine variant that runs on sliced dolpin.
@@FutureReverberations I'm with you man. Actually my X5M gets better gas milage than my X5 4.8i. I love this thing!!!
Oh and - "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect."
2 people have a Mercedes ML63 AMG
why you hate bmw?
The new X5M is no longer making 555hp. Now it’s making 625.
icebbg is currently a dead horse. A dead horse is a term to refer to someone who hasn’t been active on social media for a while.
Imagine all the problems with it now…
i am 19 and sometimes i am allowed to drive my moms A 170 diesel
I think Clarkson might be into BDSM seeing as he also brought up 50 Shades of Grey and said the seatbelts on the Mercedes Black AMG were like bondage once
HAHA
X5M lost the ability to go off-road?
Joseph-蒋韶华
X5M is inches lower, sport tires and gear ratios are performance on road like. The regular X5 is much better for off-road with off-road tires.
The Jeep Cherokee track hawk of back then
Gosh they were problematic. Like, VERY problematic. Lots of vacuum issues, turbo issues, and still valve-stem seal issues. Sad.
2:57 what type of accent is that he does all the time?
Begotten cockney accent I think?
i stay with my very much RX450h with enough hp, smooth quiet ride and much less fuel consumption .
Ok grandpa, this isn't even close to being in the same class as your overhyped highlander
@@erikcanada hey Bimmer...Buy More Warranty ! and feel free to enter my workshop for a special Bimmer discount
I bet you can't find a video of Clarkson talking garbage about a Ml63AMG/GLE63AMG!! Although they share the same philosophy of the X5 M! He has some serious problem with Bimmers! To bad they still manage to sell them like chocolate fudge in a rainy day! 😉
Alaa Mando Because he hadn't tested them..
He never reviewed those shit boxes
@Jamie Whitehead Again, you're showing your ignorance here. Bimmers are the actual name for the Cars/Trucks, Beamers are the motorcycles.