Real Shaolin Disciple Reviews Sifu (Game)!
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2022
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Do the same you did with Mortal Kombat, but do it with Sifu, please I am begging you!
Banan.
Ranton can I translate this and upload it on Chinese RUclips?
Rantoni, whats the name of the song at 1:01. It is quite the bop.
@@glairliquid5103 He can do IT himself schmock
I never know if he's gonna randomly drop a german, chinese or french insult. It's beautifully chaotic.
He even insulted in Arabic lol 😅
@@RicoSan112 and hindi
I don't know, but I think he dropped some Russian as well.
Or just plain English
@@Ludwig7231 on regular basis. His wife is russian.
I never know if Ranton abandoned his channel or not, lmao.
wtf is a Ranton?
@@Patrik1st the guy in the video
Semi-abandoned 🤣🤣
Bruh, CoryxKenshin has a higher chance of abandoning his channel lulz.
@@jonz2804 Which video
the wife laughing when he said make the game last longer is such an underrated joke
i dont get the joke
@Wuchta It’s sexual. I don’t think the author meant it as a joke but for some reason I associate it to sex when I heard it.
@@WuchtaArt besically ranton cums quickly
@@kenji2787 Obviously in a sus way. "last longer".
@@WuchtaArt
It is a meme that men do not last long during coitus i.e. pre-mature ejaculation - so the woman is left unsatisfied. (Assuming that is what she was thinking about)
9:28
I usually can't stand chaotic editing like this but Ranton just makes all the chaos epic to watch
General Kenobi
Agreed, his style of editing is chaotic but also precise and you could miss even the smallest thing lmao
9:29 Sofia's laugh when Anton says "last longer" says everything
@don't be surprised no
Only last for 2 minutes confirmed
@don't be surprised And get that shit outta here.
And his eyes dart from looking at the camera to her, right before it cuts. Priceless
F but also W
The mix of humour and critique is amazing as always. Video was worth the wait!
JONKARIIIIIIII big fan
Jonkari is da bomb yo.
by humour, you mean the cocaine induced editing, right?
Agree
I hope Ranton realises his own genius, this man is an absolute legend.
As someone who's learning Mandarin, I genuinely do care about these differences you explained in the beginning
That's the REALLY shit annoying part about the game for me as someone who speaks both Cantonese & Mandarin. Just fuckin' pick one & stick with it goddamnit!!!
@@FalconWindblader As someone who just bought it on Xbox it does have Cantonese now! 😊
I feel like he spent last three months just editing first two minutes. Totally worth it. Glad the shaolin monke is back
That intro is insane😂
Next video will be in christmas! Les gooooo!
He streams every day, that's where he's been, go to the streaming channel on yt
...heh
Shaolin monke.
I like that.
Almost Max0r level of insanity
Ranton's "hundreds edits per second" style is always entertaining!
Too much for me but I can see why people like it.
@@mikeexits same, i dont like it
@@philthethotdestroyer4194 then leave
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Nothing wrong with stopping by to see what's up, sharing our thoughts, and leaving. That's what I did, until I saw your comment. Now I'm back replying. And here I go again, seeya.
@@mikeexits Respect+
Man, if he decided to just make video game reviews not-stop…he would completely take over on RUclips. Always love when he drops a review.
Spectacular editing as always.
sorry bot that acting like ranton i dont think i will
30 seconds in and I'm having an epilepsy attack, never change Anton
I wouldn't have it any other way lol
Its called a fit... Its not asthma
His editing is on crack
Thank god Ranton has a 2nd channel and twitch..feels like he never left.
The second channel has been a nice way of getting my Ranton fix
ye his streams made it seems like he never left
@@fabioenchillada2278 its cool to see he streams so often when you think of his first stream where he was so, sooo nervous and scared he fck up :D but it turned out great
wait what?
As a former Aikidoka and Black Belt I laughed out loud at Ranton's Aikido impression. It do be like that sometimes.
Holy your videos are god damn entertaining. I mean I'm pretty sure this took hours and hours of editing but the chaotic vibes are really what does it for me. SUBBED!
Nice! Been waiting for one of these
lol very unexpected comment from you on here
Hell yeh baby
Based
FIGHT DANNY SEXBANG NEXT
@@RealRanton Hell yeah! would be nice if you answered my Michael Jai White question.
Istg Ranton's editing just escalates to another level with each upload
Why are you under every video ever
We meet again
We meet again
Wassup
cough taking inspiration from twomad
Glad your back , your last pod cast on this channel really made me worried you where going through a bad time , but again I’m happy to see the legend back 🖤
Ranton, you are awesome. Never slow down in whatever endeavors you chase! Love ur vids, wish they were more frequent but also understand life gets "in the way". Appreciate they amount of time and love you put into your videos. You da man. Stay golden
This is literally one of the most funniest videos I have ever watched on youtube. Keep it going Ranton
Thank you bro 🙏
oh you should check out his other reviews, I've seen them all but I keep rewatching them over and over cause funi
"real fights dont look like a jackie chan" is something that really needs to be said more. ive been doing martial arts/ mma/ that kinda shit most of my life and the one fight i was in had TWO whole clean punches and the rest was bad bad ground wrestling
Real fights don't always end up in wrestling either. Get that footwork up.
its said enough.
yeah most fights that i've seen or been in have been a lot of striking without any strikes being actually landed until one actually does and someone gets knocked out
@@shoyupacket5572 most street fights are just throwing as many haymakers as possible until someone breaks it up or someone gets knocked out
True i was in a fight and i can tell whoever punches first wins literally knocked the guy down with one and then keep hitting when they are down until knocked unconscious then get arrested and pay a big fine if you are an idiot like me
1. Nice Korra reference, 2. This game was made by the same dev who made the game Absolver, which is a martial arts fighting game where you build out your moveset by stringing different moves together that start and end in different stances. It was good, but not enough people played it and there wasn't enough content so it is dead. Nevertheless I think you'd have a rly fun time looking at some older vids of people playing the game and showing off their move decks.
Hey, I still play absolver, it's a fine game
Got Absolver the same day Sifu released but it was so confusing and no one was playing so I haven’t played it since then
this is so far the best twomad tier editing skills but in chinese and i gotta say i'm loving every second of it
Ranton's humour/editing never gets old.. Can't wait for Elden Ring Review.
one word: Love
cant wait to see if he makes fun of quantum tv for a future elden ring review
Cant wait 2 see it
@Russell White Savage
Just when we thought he couldn't be more chaotic... more glorious... more arous-
Grotesque
go on, finish it.
On the bit about martial arts diversity, I'm not sure how or if it'd be possible, but it'd be awesome to see even more different styles not just kung fu. Like it'd be awesome to see like a boxer, grappler, etc. It'd probably take away from the primary focus, and perhaps it's too complicated, but it'd be really really awesome to see.
Glad to see you Ranton. Video is nothing short of a master class
I’ve never enjoyed watching reviews, but man, the fact that you combine humor with critic so well is so remarkable, let alone speaking multiple languages to reach multiple cultures like 1:50, I laughed so hard, so random yet so relevant xD.
ياخي ذبحني 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Sf-at والله لخمني😂
what does it mean?
@@KenLinx "may allah does not bless you, may allah break your hands, you animal you son of a dog " that's what he said
😂😂
That "my lunch " joke was hilarious 10/10
😂😂😂
was it tho? o.O
So I've only watched the "talking about Shaolin stuff" videos until now. Damn I was not prepared for this but damn do I love it.
Love ya videos bruv, keep doing this great work.
After 2:09 minutes of ranting why it's pronounced "Shifu" he calls it "Sifu" then stating that it lacks consistency. Obviously very meta by Ranton here.
no the game is spelled sifu so he is just saying the games name
smh
The game is fucking called Sifu, sit down
He was saying it should be called "Shifu" but it's called "Sifu" instead.
@@harsha8976 yes exactly so when he is saying sifu he is referring to the game but the actual word should be shifu in this context
The critique you had for this game was spot on.
There's nothing to do once you're done, except play it again, and I got that feeling for a while. There was no other way to approach the systems etc.
But very early on I got this urge to perfect levels. Like, initially I was unhappy with beating the first level at about 30 years old. I felt it was making later stages far more difficult, so I decided to try and beat the Squats at 20.
Since the game released, I've beaten every level without dying, just because it was so much damn fun to replay over and over and to get better every single run. One of my favourite games of all time, easily.
DLC should be added, and personally I hope it's a spin on the mechanics, like playing as Yang without the talismans.
I wish you can beat the game at 10 yr old, where if your really good you de age more.
ranton speaking french like a real gangsta rappeur is something i didn't knew i needed xD
AAAAUUGHH!!! Finally a Ranton video fuel for my soul. Damn I missed the edits. I am going to rewatch this when I eat food. Beautiful content
9:41, about this point, Sloclap's previous game Absolver had a lot of different martial arts styles the player could unlock while playing and mix and match moves making it a fun MMA type game (minus the grappling), but renamed to fit with the game's story.
Them being Kick Boxing (renamed to Forsaken), Muay Thai (renamed to Khalt), Ba Gua Zhang (renamed to Windfall), Drunken Boxing (renamed to Stagger), and Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do (renamed to Faejin).
When I saw Sifu's announcement, I really wanted the game to have a similar type of depth and mechanic, either with the different bosses/entire zone's enemies specialising in a different martial art styles that the player can pick up/unlock while fighting them.
Too bad Absolver died due to the lack of content and updates.
(more info on what I'm talking about here: ruclips.net/video/fmqfIbR7Q4Y/видео.html )
absolver was too focused on pvp, alot of people wanted more of a pve game, the last udpate was that pve dungeon, but the game was already dead. F
@@SuperKratosgamer The other problem with Absolver was they were super slow at responding, partially because they were spending a lot of time on the content as opposed to balancing. By the time the PvE stuff came out people had dropped the game because of the fast move spamming and stuff.
There was also the consistent overcorrection with their balance updates that totally shifted the meta each time, making pvp investment harder than it already was. That being said, I still fucking love the game and I partially hold onto the hope of them coming back to it with enough proceeds from Sifu like they'd said iirc
@@Zevox144 they said early in Sifu development that they "would love to" go back to Absolver if Sifu is successful enough that they can afford to do so, but made no promises and more recent dev comments make it sound unlikely that they will. Which is unfortunate, but also understandable.
Absolver was left in a bad state and really deserved better. Part of the problem is, like you said, very swingy balance "fixes" (many of which broke more than they fixed, and a few of which got rolled back because they didn't work as intended). But more important than that was the devs being utterly tone-deaf with a lot of feedback. They got clear "please make this change because of this reason" explanations from players who understood the game better than they did, and they listened, but then somehow missed the point so hard it hurt. This wasn't just a problem late in the game's life, it happened right from the start. Best example is actually how they handled feedback from the game's beta testing.
The single most common piece of feedback was "let us remap the style ability inputs" followed immediately by "let us remap the movement keys to be AZERTY-friendly or to use ESDF instead of WASD" with other requests for control remapping as a general thing being a distant third place, but still more prevalent as feedback than any of the balance concerns.
The response was, of course, to assure players that control remapping would be available in the game on launch. And on launch, you could remap the controls... *EXCEPT* for several specific inputs which were mapped to keys that prevented you from making AZERTY-friendly layouts or using ESDF, and the style ability inputs that were the single most critical piece of feedback people gave the devs as being neecessary to remap.
Similarly, when coming into Downfall, the game balance was in a really good place before it came out. There was recurring feedback about the frame data not being accurate, and asking the devs to change the numbers to actually line up with how the game works - specifically saying the balance was good as it was, but the numbers being displayed were confusing people because there were moves for which they were inaccurate (but those moves were balanced in how they behaved). Their response was instead to change the timing of the attacks to more closely match the numbers, completely ruining game balance, and the subsequent updates were never able to clean that mess up fully. Adding onto this, the way they calculated frame data didn't line up with how they actually handled attacks in the game, so even after "fixing" it, some moves have inaccurate frame data.
Phenomenal video! From the very start of it, the insane amount of editing, the intensity of the beginning, that all serves to grab the viewer and have them wondering - what's coming next? - only to then transition into a hyper-autistic presentation provided by Ranton, which ends up being filled with some incredibly good and well substantiated points. Even those that you struggled to articulate made complete sense to me.
Incredible work on this, and considering the amount of praise you've heaped onto this game, I can't say I'm not excited to give it a try in the near future. That's a review, and, I've got to say that if more reviews were done like this, well... We'd be having a far better time. Bravo!
First of all @Ranton you're amazing. I'm not big on watching reviewers by random youtubers, which you technically are, but not only that, you're also a polyglot. Your German was amazing, not to mention your great grasp on English as well as your own Chinese dialects. You have this energy, this explosiveness about you that gets people like me, who enjoy a calm and nice day, up to your speed. You pump them up so to speak. Anyways, my point being at the end of all this, you've got yourself a subscriber, just because you're unique. Now, tell me who is editing your videos for you, because I hope not this huge workload falls into the hands of you or your wife. :D Have a great day!
I love it- there is so much going on 😂 it’s amazing!
The way his wife smirked when he said the game needs to last longer lmfaoo
To be fair, Sifu has less letters so it's better and you're bald.
Can't argue with that 👿
Oof size: MEGA
I have always appreciated your videos, but this was a new high, hilarious man.
Multilingual rant :D
The only one I had to decrease the vid speed to normal to get the whole edit.
Arabic curses comes out of nowhere
Always makes me laugh.
Keep regular upload man and do not disappear
I love the second channel, but I'm glad that this one is also getting new videos. The reviews are always so much fun!
Yessss, same!
1:55 had me screaming
awsome revewiw and AWSOME doggizz thanks rantTONNZZ
I remember really early on in my aikido instruction, like the 2nd day or 2nd week maybe, my teach just suddenly stopped all forms and stared us with a simple randori. It became really apparent that he wasn't going to be teaching us a bunch of forms but that the forms were simply steps to get familiar with principals. Later on, more complex techniques were employed to get you to start making mistakes and responding to mistakes in the technique is another form of training that helps you increase your reliance on principal and decrease your dependence on preplanned technique.
I quit around then, because life hand caught up with me but I realized by then that the teachers were training off of the students. That they were so practiced that they needed our chaotic lack of technique to train against and to help them more deeply refine their fundamentals.
I remember hearing that the founder of aikido used to assign homework to his students that amounted to them randomly surprising him on the street and at his home with attacks. This was because he needed the surprise attacks to be able to further train his ability. Supposedly they were supposed to try to kill him but I don't think that was likely, even if it was somehow legal.
When I speak of principal there were only a few.
1st was, do not get hit.
The 2nd was, do not get hit.
The main method of avoiding being hit was to keep off of the centerline of attacks and to be mindful of effective range.
You also can't do anything without direct contact.
So, after practicing avoiding strikes and learning how to engage you then have to lean when to engage vs disengage. For that, we often applied a simple strategy that was encapsulated in a quote by the founder, “When an opponent comes forward, move in and greet him; if he wants to pull back, send him on his way.”
A similar quote I have also heard in some taichi circles, "A small motion is better than a large motion and no motion is best of all."
Outside of these principals, nearly everything else is just context and embellishment.
Nice observations. I'm sure Aikido is a great movement exploration "hobby" and can be effective for a relatively small group of people in the long run. However, you NEVER see it used in real challenging combat and dominate (e.g. a skinny guy against a big bad and experienced criminal brawler). The same goes for many other styles. It seems to me that strikes are the main tools of real hand to hand combat. What Aikido does seems to me like master level moves a great warrior learns after many years of practice and uses as embellishments on top of the main bread and butter strikes. To extract such "embellishments" and build a whole martial art around them certainly seems like an interesting approach 😅
The editing is so fast paced and unpredictable that I just have to give it a like😂
AAAH SCHAISE NEW RANTON JUST DROPPPED
Your backkkkkkkk I waited for a video so longgggg🥺
finally a new video ,love it💕
Ne crois tu pas que je sais ce que j’fais ? Ranton never disappoint 💯💯
J'oublie qu'il parle le français et chaque vidéo je me fais surprendre mdr
I love it how they manage to nail visual diversity while still maintaining the silhouettes, always perfectly telegraphing which enemy archetype is which.
This is literally one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my entire life
Imagine visiting the Shaolin when he was still present and hasn't left, it'll probably give you a whole new idea of the Shaolin 😂
That was a lovely start for a video, had to watch it 4 times before watching the actual video.
Fratzengeballer ist immer geil !
Dich hier zu finden war irgendwie zu erwarten :)
Spricht wohl für meinen Geschmack xD
Oh hey, Sorbus. Du auch hier?
So many things happened in 12 minutes. I love it.
I appreciate this video ranton thank you
Been waiting for this one!
The amount of videos he's done on sifu, somehow made me think he's reviewed it already. But more Ranton is always a good thing :)
HOLYSHIT DUDE. i came back to your channel after a long time. and you had me pissing myself of laughter. your meme game is strong
Ranton I need more game reviews on this channel bro, pleeeeease. Huge fan from London England.
2 minutes in and you already fixed my month ranton holy shit i dont care if you take breaks of 3 years between videos as long you keep coming back to the rescue
Dude has so much energy, thats crazy
And the editing is on poooint 🔥
Love the songs and small reference from Chinese Ghost Story!
All the time, I thought about the hardcore editing HAHAHAH good job man
Another masterpiece of a review once again . They never fail to make me laugh 🤣 and also fun to learn more Shaolin tidbits
ranton, i want you to know that your videos are very entertaining and beautifully crafted. it goes to show how much effort you've put into them and we truly appreciate your work.
I really missed these videos of you 😂
Please I just came here after watching your shaolin video and was not ready for this chaotic energy
The editing was superb, the comedy still slaps and i still cant understand half the languages he speaks
I also hope they add more content to this game. Literally the only game I have joined a community for, simply to be with other people that were stunned at how amazing the game is. Squeezed every little bit out that I could, playing daily but now I havent even touched it in weeks or even months. Simply cause I just cant think of anything else to do. Hopefully the arena mode you mentioned will pull me back into the Sifu grindset
Bro what the fuck did my brain experience in just 30 seconds.
Ranton doesn't abandon his channel. He just goes into deep meditation after every upload.
Once again Ranton delivers another banger of a video!
i can imagine his brothers monks in the temple watching this ... '' did we realy teached this guy ? ''
great video mate as always ... keep up the good flow and energy
i missed your vids ranton, truly a peaceful sight.
Ichschwörejaaaaa… so aufwändig gemacht deine Videos. Das ist noch RUclips!
Ich liebs 😊
Great review, especially how you mentioned the primary appeal of rouge likes being the ability to play over and over again, and I agree that the biggest fault thatll either make the game last in the zeitgeist or die in a year is what the devs do to incentivize and create replay potential
I’m convinced this man doesn’t exist.
He is an entity of another world.
Dude random vietnamese is gold
is it just me or is it just so entertaining to watch his Sifu review over and over when I'm bored
It's been a long time... And the waiting has been worth it 😂
I missed the insane editing style. Couldn't stop laughing as soon as the video started
Sick editing, linguistic comedic flair and Kung fu legitimacy hahah yes bruv ☝️🔥😆👏
My mind is so baffled, i just found thus Channel (the forspoken review) and i just cant get over the fact, that this clearly capable man, is doing this form of Videos. I dont know what to say Otter than im loving it 😀
Every vid is a masterpiece
goddamn do i miss this energy its so funny to see ranton again
This man's energy is wild. And i fkn love that shit leeeetsgoooo
The newest update now has an option for a Cantonese dub
Ranton seriously makes some of the best videos
1. Long unnecessary editing - Check
2. Insane humor - Check
3. Sexual Insult towards my mother - Check
4. Retarded sexual jokes overhaul - Check.
This is what I subscribed for. I missed these reviews xD
Lil bit passive agressive there hey. its a love hate relationship huh ? hahah. same, they are back!
For this to ACTUALLY be rated and not be just a 7/10 is a testament that I probably need to buy this game. Also southern chinese martial arts and their derivatives REPRESENT.
love your videos! hugs from Brazil!
Dude I have watched 45 seconds of the video so far, had a seizure from the overwhelming editing and let me tell you one thing - I enjoys it so mucho!
Great job as always - love you :)
4:33 imagine some bully threatens you with this face lmao
I’m too high for this.