The Callisto Protocol Is NOT That Bad!
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- Опубликовано: 5 янв 2023
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Going by the title saying it's not that bad, and the fact this is Ranton. He gave it a 7 out of 10.
spot on but you checked rating before writing this comment!
The funny version of IGN
@@swenpai no need ranyonton can only count to 7 so ratings are predictable
I was expecting a 7/10 rating and was not disappointed lmao
@@genichiroashina1 If that is what you want to believe than that is fine. I've been watching Ranton for around 5 or 6 years now (I'm pretty sure 5) so I've just come to usually know what he'll rate a game. Not to mention the meme of this channel is him ranking everything 7/10.
The golden path term is literally me everytime I play a game. If it’s the right way, I want to do the opposite first, but it’s hard to tell which way continues the story
That was honestly my biggest gripe about Callisto I was just wishing the rig pathing from dead space sooo bad
It's so true. I never could tell which way was extra, and I've been gaming for 34 years at least. Like wtf I know all the signs level designers give and yet this game was a mystery.
Agreed. I would take what I thought was the alternate path just to realise it was the main path, and then go back to do the alternate path. That got old. Now I just play 50/50 and keep on moving either way.
The lack of Golden Pathing actually added to the tension and dread as I didn’t know which way was going to lock me out of optional exploration opportunities…..
I’m joking, of course! This was also one of my main gripes with this title which actually became quite frustrating after a few times. Making the player backtrack between both paths while having them guess which of the two had a point of no-return was extremely poor design in my opinion as well. A simple map or temporary waypoint marker would have alleviated a lot of my frustration with this game lol
@@cristhian900 very poor design. Other games have solved this by making the main path have more lights (or a certain colour of lights). Even something as simple as having the main path lit up and the alternate path darker with less light would work. I wouldn't be surprised though if they didn't do this because of the reason you mentioned.
Man you reviews are just perfect blend of fun and genuine criticism.
Chaotic Neutral
I wouldn't say it's the perfect b🤷 lend 🤷, the 🤷 editing 🤷 is 🤷 overwhelming 🤷 as 🤷 hell 🤷, I 🤷 guess 🤷 it 🤷 might 🤷 retain 🤷 the 🤷 attention 🤷 of 🤷 kids 🤷 with 🤷 ADHD 🤷 but 🤷 for 🤷 me 🤷 it's 🤷 hard 🤷 to 🤷 watch 🤷
@@ledira8539 never watch a maxor video if you think this editing is all over the place
@@ledira8539damn thats crazy... anyway
It's not a disaster by any means, it just completely falls short of what it could have been and isn't bad enough to be funny. I feel for the people who did the graphical design on this game because it looks absolutely phenomenal.
I wonder if it’ll get a sequel. I think it performed below expectations. And with the Dead Space series going through remakes… idk.
@@adaminflux Maybe they pull out a The Evil Within 2........
I actually give this game a 9 out of 10.. and the Reason for it , is Immersion. For me Immersion is everything for me. If the games makes you feel , that you are actually in a different world with zombies ,then it is worth of it.. But the game is not perfect.. i dont liked how poorly executed was the story , they did nothing to make people interested in any character in the callisto world.. I hated the asian girl in the game, was a poorly designed character story too. When it comes to gameplay , the gameplay is quite good, too and i don't see what is all the hate for the weapons in the game ,the melee combat is only mandatory in the intro in the game , but they can use Guns ,which are very fine . There are people who finished the game using merely firearms.. after the intro.. and there are games that people finish the game using only melee combat.. So the gameplay do give you plenty of options to play it, you can use the gravitation hand too. Characters animation and graphics super awesome. THis game is a solid keeper for me.. 9 out of 10.. So calling this is a disaster is an insult or even using that word at all.. If this is a disaster ,then all games are too. I think that what happens , is that the majority of gamers community ,are highly immature people that can be very influenced by elite review sites, and do not have an opinion on its own.. i can't see how top review sites give Callisto protocol 3/10 but then go an review crappy nintendo games with minecraft graphics and gets 10 out of 10. and then give Witcher 3 10 out of 10.. a game with and horrible combat system and bad collision detection issues , that you miss to hit targets right in front of you , even if they don't move. In my opinion there is a lot of corruption in this review sites , because i can't see how an awesome game like callisto could get 3/10 for example in Angry JOE review or IGN or Gamespot if you have a good PC , with recommended settings. It suggest that those reviews are not only dishonest , but that there could be secret money deals between some game companies and them ,to damage the competition with a negative and unfair review.
Ranton is really the best game reviewer out here.
Nobody else is going that in-depth into the pros & cons of a game in 10 minutes.
AngryJoe is going in depth, when it comes to games, even more so then Ranton.
@@spartacuscreator His reviews are like 40 minutes long
@@spartacuscreator are this 20min in minimum run time tho?
@@spartacuscreator Angry Joe? More like Angry Yawn. Jokes aside, when it comes to breakneck-paced comedy combined with legit criticism Ranton takes the cake though. AJ is more in depth for sure, but there's also a charm in short, clear, and concise reviews.
ranton good but dunkey solos
WOOOO I was hoping these types of reviews would return THANK YOU RANTON
YES!
Check his second channel. There's several reviews there from the past couple months with the same amount of quality and work put into them.
There are a tonne on Rantwo
@KillerTacos I'm aware and I've watched all of them, I just missed these standing up jokeathons lol
@@theokayishgamer yes but he isnt standing there
Ranton got so hyped when the reveal trailer suddenly came on during the stream, was crazy
Yeah the golden path thing really bothered me greatly while playing as well, to the point i had to google a few times to see which paths were optional and which were not. I just don't get how they didn't think of adding some sort of compass like in Dead Space.
Yessssss HELL YES!
HEY COME ON
My thoughts exactly
Bruh there is no way. I was just basking in older reviews and there it is. The notification. A new review. The inexplicably perfect timing.
10/10
Same here 😢😂
What is your pfp?
Favarito favarito baby
Man you just never miss with these videos, they just get better and better!
"Fixed within a week." Shouldn't have been that bad on release tbh
It's an honor to see you back master Ranton, we have missed your.... well everything. 👍🤟
i just want to let you know that ranton said on his twitchlive that he finds comments like these super cringe
Anton, love is not a strong enough word to describe my feeling for your videos. They make me happy on a stormy weather and makes me genuinely laugh.
I don't know you in person but I only wish the best in your life!
The horror portion of this game is more set for high intensity instead of being too scared to move.
It really is a action game so giving a player to fight back tells you this is the kind of horror your going to get.
true i get the problems of the game but with that aside its a decent game and I dont think most people get that like I swear one guy who hasnt played dead space is gonna be having a good time playing this im telling you
@@TheSamuraiMetroid oh no doubt. It just wasn’t what people expected when they created false expectations.
A similar fate happened to the Gotham knights game.
Tbh, I enjoyed the game. Great story though you need to collect the collectables to get more information and gameplay had some great variety to combos. Unfortunately until NG+ comes out, I don’t feel like playing through it again. Something about the latter half just felt extremely drawn out
@@epgamer1145 yeah i'm just glad that at least glad some people liked it I liked it cause I usually like playing games where you get close up to the enemy and the story is decent but it doesnt take much for me to like a game as long as you can play it, it looks great, close range combat, and some other abilities like telekinisis n stuff then it a good game for me and i think what also threw people of is that its more of an action game than a horror game like they the atmosphere and some times when you loot you get jumpscared if you havent seen for 100th time bt overall 8/10
I will die on the hill that combat belongs in horror games 100%. If anything it can amplify the horror of its done right. If anything a horro game with no combat is automatically bad for me because it not only diminished the horror, it basically reduces the game to a glorified walking simulator.
@@christheforsaken4287 agreed.
I use the game “Alien isolation” as a good example.
Though there you can deter the alien away with various weapons, you could never kill it.
On top of that, it was incredibly sensitive to any noise made by the player so I was afraid of running. Even walking seemed to risky.
Still a fun game but there was a lot of hiding and 90% of the game, I was crouched
1:35 I didn't expect Slavoj Zizek in a Ranton-Video, but its a welcome surprise :)
The amount of editing that goes in each and every video is just unreal. Just wow! Thanks Ranton! You're doing such a great job bro!
YES I'm so glad he's back , these style of reviews are so good editing and all let's goo
I cant explain it but at 0:05 seconds into the video , the way your wife says nein and the way the sound effects are in the background make it seem very surreal and uncanny, kind of like the vibe i get from that old "yee" video on youtube.
Was hoping you’d come back to this type of review format! So glad you did
Stop having a life bro. We need you. You’re the only game reviewer that’s both entertaining and honest. Some do one or the other. None but you do both.
Go watch Mack WorthABuy
@@Cenot4ph *ding*
@@Cenot4ph Mac is ok but he hates everything
@@Toygains with reason, lot of shit games these days
@@Cenot4ph last year was abysmal
Men, i really was excited for this game, since i though the first dead space was an absolute masterpiece. When it drops in price i might take a closer look at it for myself, but until then i am fine missing out… wow, i would have never thought to hear that from me, since i am an absolute ds1 developer stan.
NOOOO DON'T MISS OUT!!! THIS GAME IS INSANE I'VE PLAYED IT THREE TIMES ALREADY IN ALL DIFFICULTIES ITS SO GOOOD. You can feel Glen's touch in this game 😭 makes me think of Dead space
This game is very good , don't listen the negative reviews outthere. If you have a slow PC ,you might hate it however. It requires at least a Geforce 3060 or something similar to play it at 4k and raytracing is very expensive ,don't use it unless you have a very fast PC with something like a 3090 or 4080 at least. The game is as good as any deep space game , and is amazingly immersive , gameplay is fun too. the only thing the game was poorly done for me , was the Story telling , was not very well executed.. Characters are not memorable . but overall is very good.. 9/10 for me.
If you like dead space you probably would not like this game. It lacks so much of what made dead space a memorable experience.
@@TrixyTrixteryeah I think this is true. I on the contrary enjoyed Callisto more than Dead Space, and I feel like its the opposite for people who enjoyed Dead Space, they arent gonna lile this much
My man gave ragnarok and callisto protocol the same rating
I'm happy you're back and passionate about your review!!!
This is my favorite game reviewer of all time. Funny af and he hits on the topics that are actually important and relevant
He's gonna give it a Ranton out of 10. Hope this game gets a sequel.
Thank You Ranton from the depths of my heart, i needed a new review so damn badly ❤️ much love, stay amazing 😘
the editing is sooo good bruh and the way you talk it matches perfect 11/10
its truly a blessed day when ranton posts
My man, you are so stupefyingly entertaining - I wish they had a special Oscar for you! Making these videos are damn hard! I know RUclips isn't a fair playing ground regarding monetization, and I lament that because you deserve a large slice of RUclips's earnings!
Glad to see your reviews back on the main channel!
Another top tier review! Glad you started uploading the reviews on the main channel again! That way I’m sure your channel will grow much more much faster
I did not think ranton knew how to review games anymore. Good job.
YEEEESS! He's not just sitting in his chair and explain the game, but actually, now he is finally back in FULL CHARACTER, showing all of his feelings with his body movements!
Best idea of 2023, Ranton gives us a review of Puss In Boots with a spanish accent
Maaaan its crazy how much I just missed these reviews.
It is so much fun to watch your videos I must say it's a highlight every time that I tend to share with friends.
Even more as a German myself 😂
Thank you soooo much!.
The man would need some SERIOUS Shoalin training to control his sense of humour
I love you ranton. You’re a huge inspiration
Even though i was watching your other channel so i didn't really feel the absence, damn does it make me happy to watch the old formula back. Great review
We love you Ranton ❤ again a 11/10 banger on the main channel. Keep it up man you are the best at what you do. We appreciate every bit of work you put into your art ❤❤❤
Jackscepticeye said the game was so bad that he recorded all the footage for his playthrough but didn't have it edited because he thought the game was too boring to watch. I think he was a bit harsh on it but I didnt enjoy it much either tbh. Either way, another peak review from Ranton ❤❤
That's not what jacksepticeye said. He said he played it and made a single video of it from the beginning but didn't enjoy his time with it so instead of publishing the video and setting up the president that he would continue it as a playthrough, he decided to play the entire game in his own time and ultimately just didn't like it but respected the devs's vision of the game.
Glad I am not alone, beat this game a week or 2 ago and was really confused why I saw some people giving it 3/10's
I think because it was broken on launch
its because the story is mediocre, the characters are kinda one note, the gameplay is repeditive and limited, and its just not that scary man.
3/10 is scandalous for the quality this game contains.
@@whenallelsfails21 The story mediocre bruv are you mad i have played GOWR, ghost of tsushima and all the AAA games and none of them have put me in this massacre knowing absolutely nothing and progresively i understood the situation and the story and you are telling me mediocre the atmosphere devastating good the noises making you feel like you are in the game not just playing the development of the main character from simple pilot to person willing to make succrafice for what he has done without knowing. For reference i spent most than 45 hours playing God of War ragnarok briliant story and gameplay but from the begining i knew what will happen in the end. Most people just don't know what a good game is sadly.
@@nikecanikov385 oh shit youre talking about callisto protocol lol? Just play dead space dude. Its callisto protocol but it does everything you listed better than callisto. Except graphics. Yeah the character of jacob was forced and rushed at best i dont believe that he would want to help the woman who is the reason he crashed on europa, and also is the reason his friend is dead. But hes just like, "oh youve been wronged before, woah me too. Lets be friends" lol. This story is goofy at best.
Gute Review, schön dass du wieder dabei bist 👌🏻
Legitimately currently writing my bachelor thesis on the topic of diegetic UI in VR applications. A surprise for sure, but a welcome one!
"The character isn’t shallow, we just don’t learn anything about him"
Dumbest thing ranton has ever said lol
the story is quite good, what a shame is how short it is. make it longer and develop the character more. boom
Aint no way he blasted Sami and had the Avatar music playing
The edits are insanely funny as always bro well done good videyo!
I actually agree for once. Spot on.
(Including score.)
Know what's cool?? I think almost all these issues could be fixed with a DLC overhaul.
All they have to do is add a dodge button and quick turn, put in 2 extra weapons and make lighting cues for golden path.
finally, a game worth a 7/10.
i love your energy so goddamn much, best reviewer ever 🙏🙏🙏
YESSS! FINALLY!! RANTON REVIEW! :D 2023 just became SOOO much better!
Ey Typ 🤣, 1 Minute gerade geguckt und was soll ich sagen: du bist einfach vollkommen Irre 😅
Aber genau das braucht es hier auf RUclips. Immer wieder schön ne Review von dir zu sehen, bleib wie du bist.
And to the Rest von der Community, schönes Wochenende euch allen🤗
One if not the only game review channel that is down to earth and not industry manipulated. Even if most of them are 7 out of 10 doesn't mean they all need different ratings. In the horror sci-fi experience, Callisto is at the top, like it or not. Also, considering there's not too much competition around that genre without mentioning Dead Space; created by the same director.
@Josh Smith It's also worth noticing that the Callisto Protocol was their first game. Such a great foundation. I'm so pumped for what they create next.
I recently replayed ds1 and ds2 and found them to be scarier and the action was more fun. But then again i like shooting more than melee combat. I'd give this game a 6/10 at most, it definitely wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything special either imo. I think 6/10 is a fair and respectable score.
I think simply reworking the dodging mechanic to make it so that you ACTUALLY have to read the enemies movements and dodge in the correct direction, instead of just spamming left right left right left right would do a whole lot for the melee combat
@@bihansiceklone It's a fair score too. I enjoyed the impact and feeling of the action, specially the melee, but the dodging and quick shot mechanic made it felt too arcade-ish.
@@gusvega4372 fixing that dodge would do a lot for the gameplay i think, i hope they tweak it. And yeah the quick shot is kind of awkward.
I do like how meaty the swings are though, you can really feel the impact.
great review ! I missed u so much
lmaoo the video description is hilarious
10 second in and I already love this vid
I agree that there were too few and no unique weapons or enemies. It felt very generic for the most part :(
How I've been missing your reviews 😭
finally main channel, so much happy rantoni!
Never really understood how the game got so much hate it looked pretty cool
It's mostly the performance issue
Gameplay > graphics
As someone who finished the game before the devs patched in tweaks to make the game easy, I fell in love with a lot of this one! And, yes, it has its flaws, but I'm just happy that there's finally a based review out there!!! Thank you, Ranton!
Ranton your editing is so good it makes me question life itself "stares off into the distance" .....
the atmosphere and sound design is god tier. i wish that much effort went everywhere else.
Man I've missed you so much, you're hands down my favourite reviewer
It’s a New Year Miracle. I hope more reviews come in 2023.
Thank you and good luck.
thanks for the review. welcome back!
Perfect bout time we got some OG ranton game reviews
10/10 review. I hope you'll review games on other platforms in the future as well.
Love your videos bro!
Great to see this back on the main channel!
YAY reviews back on the main channel!!
7:04 That’s one of my main issues as well, the game never lets you know which one is the main way or optional and I hate that because I love exploring every inch of the map.
Oh, and btw, your review is SPOT ON! You nailed it shut!
Welcome back bruda!
This is the first video of yours i’ve ever watched and it won’t be the last, your humour is exactly like my humour, I haven’t laughed so much in a long time, thank you and keep up the great work!
I missed these levels of the tism, haven't watched in awhile. Love your stuff ranton.
seeing your post notifications make my day ranton
Man the game is so good like you said, that damn dodging mechanic. If you have no ammo in group fight you might as well leave till you get a couple of bullets it’s so frustrating getting too shot when there is literally no where for me to move.
Another banger from Rantoni!
Ain't no way he came back to the main channel with THIS game, but not Elden Ring or GOW
Im just thankful he's back for right now dude is really funny
@@smokedout9232 He's been back for a while on his second Channel.
wth I actually felt that this is the most balanced ranton review ever. I felt like I learned alot about the game, while also getting that ranton personality and style that I keep coming back for.
Omg so happy to see you again
So glad to have the king back and better than ever!
Thank you for doing a review I missed your content
Wow that golden path rant was funny and spot on!
I lov the old video format
Keep it up rantoni 🐐
Genuine review! I'm still playing it and I agree with all pros and cons.
Just found this channel and I am loving the review's
Ayo Ranton, I'm ready for dat exquisite, delectable, delicious editing
I was waiting for someone else to say it, THANK YOU RANTON!
idk if u remember me, my name used to be lauchmeister and was subbed since u made the absolver review. my god bro i love ur humour so much and im so glad ive learnt german for the past decade so i cam understand everything. hilarioud content love u man
I dont even play or watch videogames but your videos are peak entretainment
Love your reviews maaan
Yes bro ~ this is the better direction for game review keep it up~
That video description lol 😂
Really happy that the old style came back
1 second of the video and already spit my drink all over my keyboard
I understand what’s he’s saying about story path issues. In most games, like Ragnorok for example, the side characters make it very obvious which path is optional or more important. But in this game the devs just said “alright let’s make them play the games ten times just to have a chance of discovering everything.”
Happy to have u back bro, you never fail to make me laugh