Real Chinese Man Reviews Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty!
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- As a Real Chinese Person and as a Real Shaolin Disciple, I have to say that Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty is a new dark fantasy Three Kingdoms action RPG from Team NINJA, the developers of Nioh. Yes yes. That is what it is and that is what I am reviewing today. I am very proud of this video. The kung fu in the beginning is so epic. I hope you enjoy!
Shoutout to my boi 会功夫的丁小圆 for the kung fu inspiration. Always so awesome to see some fun choreos to recreate!
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Moist
And unhinged 😂
Can't wait for the underwater arc
It's getting crit1kal
Ain't nothing more Moist than all those farts lmao
When Rantoni is dripping with sweat at the beginning you know it’s gonna be a banger
Yep. And also the editing is gonna be insane as well👌
He disarms you and make you laugh through sheer intensity and exhaustion LMAO
His beard also grew😅
Yes! You said it! Oh my gosh, there is no one like Ranton! =)
Really doubt if the sweat dancing is against the Shaolin spirit.
Ranton and his dog is an underrated comedic duo
Until he goes in the wok
@@ahtuno lmao
the amount of energy this man gives can be seen by the sweat of his forehead
I'm exhausted just watching him
that's how humans operate. duh
my ADHD brain is stimulated so perfectly by these videos to the point that Ranton is the only reviewer whose opinions I can actually consider.
What the f did you shat in the comments section?)
max0r
@@durianlegrand good point, yeah max0r definitely has that appeal too.
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@@g3n3r1c6 sseth too
6:05 Sofia laughing made it so much better
Never change Ranton. You're like the only person who reviews with such good degenerate energy that we love
Maxor has an editing style similar a little crazier. Ssethzeentach just has wild commentaries
The editing was consistent through out the video, I was laughing my ass out throughout the video, thank you ranton, you made my day
I love how your dog is so chill with you being the opposite of chill.
How did I just now find this guy? 😂😂😂😂 I never thought I’d laugh this hard during a game review
Welcome and enjoy
The ADHD review experience
same
Bro stacked his hyperactivity during all of his time at the monastery, now he is unleashing it all upon us
That moveset at the beginning was better edited than in most action movies.
Great as always 😂❤️!
Anton can make a video about pretty much anything and he'll never disappoint and make it very entertaining.
Amazing thumbnail bro, even better than the review
Lol. Made me chuckle.
The fact that you're just sweating like hell the whole time is so good 😂
Straight up Koei's story telling caters directly to us history enthusiasts, and from watching a lot of Wolong and Nioh streams, there's always a huge difference in chat towards the game's story. In JP, CN, KR streams it is full of Three Kingdoms and Sengoku era lore and every cutscene is hype with chat dropping lore bombs and memes. People quote stuff like 马中赤兔，人中吕布, talk about Diao Chan's most famous beauty trap that earned her the title of one of the 4 great beauties of China, or dumb memes from how Cao Cao is pronounced Jojo in KR.
And in Western streams, nobody understands anything, I'm actually surprised that even Ranton didn't understand anything when the Three Kingdoms is the most influential history and story in East Asian culture, it literally is the last great conflict that CN, JP and KR all enjoy together. In KR streams people would ask the streamer to use CN VA because CN voice is the best for Three Kingdoms, I even learnt from KR chat that in the 15th century the KR emperor claimed that Guan Yu appeared in his dream to provide guidance.
I learnt so much lore watching Wolong Asian streams from chat, Red Hare supposedly ran so fast he sweats blood turning him red, Guan Yu's head and body was buried separately because the enemies wanted to make sure he doesn't come back to life etc.
Best comment on this entire video by far
that's wild
its BASED when people went to option to switch dub, as its more immersive and best for its experience.
Team Ninja's story is just fanservice for asian historians.
Except that one game where you kill chaos, then become chaos to destroy hero who destroys chaos to make the main hero in the original timeline powerful to truly destroy CHAOS.
@@aryabratsahoo7474 That's also history fanservice, FF history lol
“I like that it’s in here… that’s what my wife said last night.” 💀💀
And you can hear her laughing too
Perfect timing was thinking of playing this game and who better to review this game then the man himself
0:24 is that Sofia? Ranton wouldn't need to hide his face...
So, i can actually provide something like an „explanation“ as to why the story felt so bad and disconnected from each other.
It was kind of the same with NioH. They focused to cover the most important parts of the historical events of the game and not the whole thing. So it‘s rather common that in one scene, you just met a historical figure from one War and are fighting another historical Figure in the next war with the in between basically being: „everything in between these 2 events happened as in history, so no need to cover it“.
But with Wo Long, it might even be a bit *more* extra. Team Ninja alone wasn’t working on this game but in collaboration with Koei Tecmo who are mainly known for the Dynasty Warriors games. So they probably expect Wo Long players to have played the Dynasty Warriors games and go [insert Leonardo DiCaprio pointing finger meme] „hey, i remember that from the other games!“
Straight up Koei's story telling caters directly to us history enthusiasts, and from watching a lot of Wolong and Nioh streams, there's always a huge difference in chat towards the game's story. In JP, CN, KR streams it is full of Three Kingdoms and Sengoku era lore and every cutscene is hype with chat dropping lore bombs and memes. People quote stuff like 马中赤兔，人中吕布, talk about Diao Chan's most famous beauty trap that earned her the title of one of the 4 great beauties of China, or dumb memes from how Cao Cao is pronounced Jojo in KR.
And in Western streams, nobody understands anything, I'm actually surprised that even Ranton didn't understand anything when the Three Kingdoms is the most influential history and story in East Asian culture, it literally is the last great conflict that CN, JP and KR all enjoy together. In KR streams people would ask the streamer to use CN VA because CN voice is the best for Three Kingdoms, I even learnt from KR chat that in the 15th century the KR emperor claimed that Guan Yu appeared in his dream to provide guidance.
I learnt so much lore watching Wolong Asian streams from chat, Red Hare supposedly ran so fast he sweats blood turning him red, Guan Yu's head and body was buried separately because the enemies wanted to make sure he doesn't come back to life etc.
Let me make it simpler. Tecmo/Koei can't tell a decent story to save their lives. I've played TN games for years. You won't find anything CLOSE to good writing in any of their games. Not DOA. Not Ninja G. No point in caring about Nioh's story. And sure as fuck NOT Wo Long.
@@ZombiAstral true. Surface level references does not a good story make, as far as i'm concerned. I liked nioh 2 as a game but the devs managed to make a retelling of sengoku period japan - a very interesting, dramatic, and well documented period in history - barely coherent and really difficult to get invested in for more reasons than i care to talk about in a comment section. The whole story was already there, they only needed to tell it competently while adding a few nice twists here and there to give their version of the story a reason to exist, instead they pretty much butchered it.
Team Ninja was collaborating with Koei Tecmo on Nioh 1 and 2 as well. So I don't think it has anything to do with Wo Long being even more disjointed, seeing as Wo Long is to Dynasty Warriors what Nioh is to Samurai Warriors.
I'd say it comes down more to personal preference, which of these games is easier to follow (or rather, which is less shitty). I think I had an easier time keeping up with Nioh's story, because I'm more fond of Japanese culture than Chinese, so I'm just naturally more interested in a game with a Japanese settings than a game with a Chinese one. Also the names in Nioh were easier to differentiate to me, the Chinese names are just too short to me.
But all this notwithstanding, you still have to commit to reading tons of flavor text in item descriptions and glossaries if you actually want to have a better grasp on what the fuck is going on in the story.
@@ZombiAstral there's an exception: Final Fantasy Origins: Stranger of Paradise. The story starts out like average TN fashion with just skipping everything and getting straight to the point with no reason and then the plot takes a wild twist.
Rantoni on fire this year, I had my doubts, but he proved me wong.
The Editing and production value on these are so damn good. Keep it up my man!
These types of videos never fail to make me laugh.
One of the very few CC's that I know of (and I know A LOT) that really expresses themselves in their own style of editing.
Ranton reviews have a weird way to cheer me up when I am on a bad mood , I love it 😂😂😂😂😂
This is about the most chaotic thing I have ever watched.
I love it. I need more of it
I watch netflix comedy specials regularly and i havent laughed as much in all of them combined, than in one ranton videos. Please never stop brudi!
Can't say it enough! There is nothing else like a Ranton review! All your videos are actually worth watching not just listening to
If you take a look at the spells’ effects and the table of elements, spells literally allow you to get enemies down at least twice faster.
Some bosses that I beat fairly easily in the normal story went down so fast, when I catered my spells to their weaknesses.
03:08 Ranton is so good that his dinner just delivers itself to him
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We all can always count on Ranton for super high level editing game reviews!
I really do love this one Anton! Even stronger script!
4:13 i love how samy freaked out both rantoni and even sofia😂😂😂
9:20 its amazing how both look at the camera at the same time
The energy level is off the chart lol. I literally had to put all my energy into keeping up. I’m here for it lol
i wonder how you got so much cultural knowledge, you don't only know many languages but you understand the expressions and the jokes that they have. impressive and immersive, respect ranton sifu. fromme france
cause hes a chinese man living in germany that is more than familiar with internet culture, its not that complicated
4:30 he said "Я тебя люблю" which means "I love you" in russian
@@armstrongqwerty9331 his wife is russian
Actually this is the first video from Ranton I felt that he has limited cultural knowledge. Wolong is based on the Three Kingdoms, one of the 3 great literature of China so literally everyone in East Asia knows something about it and a large number of people especially Chinese would know the characters and story by heart.
Ranton not understanding the story of Wolong is actually shocking to me because it's a summary of the main arcs and plot lines of the Three Kingdoms and has direct quotes from the literature.
@@GuyWithAnAmazingHat
why does every chinese guy automatically know chinese literature
im german and I also dont know much about german folklore for example
1:29 death stare, very intimidating
yessssssssss I had no sleep this morning, first day of a new job, I need this Rantoni energy right now
the intro is pure gold, had to rewatch it a few times.
Wow. 1.25 MILLION? When did this happen? Congrats, Ranton. Well deserved. Watching your videos since some years and your team developed a quite unique spin on game review videos. Extremly well done to all!
Hey, did you try to use Ai Images (stable diffusion) of yourself to make more crazy memes? That could actually be something for your channel!
The amount of work he delivers every fing time in this is next lvl entertainment you got to respect a man of his craftmanship BIG LOVE ❤ it keeps the people going
Liked the video before even watching..I know what to expect from your vids nothing but pure insightful entertainment. You are a great reviewer need more like you out there.
Best intro I’ve seen in my life as someone with ADHD Maximus this was perfect my Brian almost exploded!
As someone who had only seen his chill video about his time at the temple, boy was I just thrown for a loop. 😂
I'm not as familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms period, but stitching together what I know from Nioh and Nioh 2's story and general history of feudal Japan; the story is usually just a very loose retelling of real world history with character motivations and significant feats being replaced or based around whatever new magic demon crystal they came up with. I feel like they just kind of presume that anyone playing is already aware of what actually happened so they don't bother to explain what military campaigns are happening, where they're happening, or why. They just throw Guan Yu and Lu Bu in your face so you can point and go "oh hey I know that guy."
Ranton is a legend I have been watching for a long time and I am never bored
Can't be more happy with your return, man!
A Max0r and Ranton collab would be the most mindbreak-inducing video to ever grace recent years
That collab could rip a hole in the fabric of spacetime.
_I'm in._
u nail the humor in your vids, had me dying again. kudos
I watch the intro way to many times editing is goated
I’m not up to date on what happened, but glad you come back to make videos . Love how crazy you make them, makes me laugh every time.
TN needs to get their UI game up for sure. At least I didn’t need 3 excel files open to temper my gear in this one so it’s a step in the right direction lol
google spreadsheet advertisements are wild
Dude I couldn't even last 30 seconds without dying of laughter oh my god
Junge, englisch, deutsch, chinesisch, japanisch, Russisch, spanisch, memes, diese ganzen Cuts. Einfach GENAU das, was mein ADS braucht. Liebe deine Videos. Keep goin‘ u the Best!🫡🫶🏾
Thank you Ranton for making me shed tears of laughter. Brightend up my Weekend. Love you
Wo Long's magic abilities could've been simply improved by making them flow with attack combos, so that using magic does not interrupt the flow like Rantoni said in 6:15. It's too bad that they decided to loot spam rather than making each magic and weapon synergize beautifully.
It actually flows well if you know what you're doing instead of always being aggressive. The magic is more utilitarian than just basic offensive attack. When used correctly, you can get more spirit, completely annihilate boss spirit, negate their elements, and gain health back from attacking them.
Funnily enough you can make weapons and magic synergize by using weapon type that cater to a specific magic affinity, then putting in those "small number" stats in the weapon and armour, and then use the respective spells that have more affinity with that weapon.
It's bad for newcomers and casuals, but extremely engaging for players who are willing to delve deep into it's mechanics that TN is well known for. It's funny that it's has an easier learning since you mostly have to get good at deflects to survive compared to learning Nioh 2's stances, yokai shifts, 3 different burst counters, 3 stances, ki pulse and yokai soul attacks in order to complete it.
Having a couple hundred hours of playtime on the Nioh games and endlessly trying to replicate the badass and incredibly difficult combos people do, I was really hoping the game would build upon those games' stance/combo system, cause the different stances opened up a lot of room for experimentation, it was punishing to make mistakes but so rewarding if you pull it off, look up any Nioh combo videos and its absolutely insane how much badassery you could pull off if u can master the mechanics. Somewhat disappointed they stripped a lot of those deeper combo elements for something much more simple and completely removed stances essentially, despite us having more weapon types, combo variety is a massive downgrade in my opinion. And yeah "wall of text" type ui, loot garbage and abysmal droprate for good shit is a problem in the Nioh games and its a problem here too.
Complaints aside though, I still love this game and I managed to keep up with the story and resonated with some of the emotional bits.. but mostly cause I watched that 2010 Three Kingdom tv show so I have a general idea of who everyone is. And despite my disappointment in the limited combos, the new parry system is awesome, had so much fun with the overall rhythm of it, and I'm sure the magic system could substitute for some flashy in-between combos tho I'm gonna need to experiment with that. 7 out of 10 is a very fair score and I 100% agree with that.
That intro of you fighting is so dope pls release it as a RUclips short!
I had to check if I left the speed over 1.5x during on this.
I love your shit, Ranton, literally.
Ain't no way😹
Is that actually sofia 0:23 ? or am I just trippin'?
4:19 is exactly how i am with my dogs lmao
Bruh that kung fu intro probably my favorite 😩
Man I’ve been watching you for a long time and you’ve evolved into like da best RUclips channel
People should learn Chinese only to understand Ranton’s jokes in chinese. They are pure gold, and it’s such a shame that not everyone can get them 😂
or Deutch
Good, I'm glad it's by a REAL Chinese man. Those fake ones just don't hit the same! 😔
He is only 50% Chinese, don't fall for his propaganda
@@discomallard69 a deceiver! How dare he.
I usually watch most videos on 2x speed but I swear Ranton's videos feel 2x when they are on normal speed. Thanks a lot boss man!
never seen this man in my life and it starts off soo fast and chaotic my brain is overloaded and it hurts
Relax Filthy Frank
The intro for this vid has to be one of his Coldest! Really loved the review!
I've been waiting for this review for a wo long time
When he uploads its a good day
Oh boy I've been waiting for this one
Ranton reviews hits different Broo 🗿🔥
This energy is dangerously infectious 😂keep at it
Watching this on 1080p is the best experience ever
I feel like I'm always high on caffeine when I'm watching Ranton. 10/10 would recommend
7:03 Woah, I can't believe they added Rantoni to the game!
The editing on these videos is hilarious 🤣
I used to watch Rantoni when he had like 100k - 200k subs and was talking about for honor and trying MREs then RUclips didnt recommend me his vids anymore and i slowly forgot about him until i finally found him again, im so happy to see him doing so well
The amount of editing is crrrazzzyyy
Whoever edits these things making them BIG bucks
Ranton deserves to be up there with people like AVGN on RUclips. He’s a legend.
Ranton videos are gold of RUclips.
Anton’s dog has the super power of always passing the vibe check.
Haven't even seen the whole video while writing this but im internally dying of laughter. Rantoni Mongoloni you truly are a master of entertainment, and this video is just killing me in a very good way xD. love your content
Ranton you never fail to impress!
9:19 Bro when the dog and Rontoni looked at the camera at the same time.
I haven’t watched you for ages and forgot how insane and awesome your vids are😂
Yo!I love the intro to this vid🔥
Love it when ranton peforms kung fu
I came here from a 3 year old video, what happened? this is great! I like the more chill reaction videos a lot and this is funny as heck.
Mir ist gerade klar geworden, dass Ranton unbedingt mal bei World Wide Wohnzimmer mitmachen müssten. Der passt wie die Faust aufs Auge zu diesem Format.
Yooo that intro was sick !
Was That Sofia dancing in the character selection screen???
That intro was so powerful I felt like I was watching a workout ad by Master Wong
Hello Ranton. Big fan of your videos !!! You are the best. Simple question: How many language can you speak ? Of course english lol but I hear French, german and chinese but I'm curious of the other. Thank you.
Much respect to you Ranton ..all the way from nyc
introduction and the dogs reaction is gold 😂😂😂😂 god bless you ranton
Schwöre deine Videos sind seit vielen Jahren ein highlight für mich