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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2019
  • Boris Johnson is excited to begin his term as Britain's Prime Minister and plans to tackle Brexit head on. Meanwhile, the intense heatwave causes storms and flash-floods disrupting flights and traffic on America's East Coast.
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  • @robotbattler
    @robotbattler 5 лет назад +63

    Britain has finally reached the point where I can no longer tell if I've done too much LSD or not enough.

    • @elliotnash3135
      @elliotnash3135 5 лет назад +1

      Another success story and thumbs up to the worlds media then... :)

  • @sadmanpranto9026
    @sadmanpranto9026 5 лет назад +154

    Walking through flood water up to thigh is brave?
    Come to Bangladesh.

    • @misidee
      @misidee 5 лет назад +8

      Come to Lagos, Nigeria my friend

    • @remyamathew936
      @remyamathew936 5 лет назад +5

      Welcome to India

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 5 лет назад +7

      In India people have to literally swim

    • @sadmanpranto9026
      @sadmanpranto9026 5 лет назад +6

      @@dv9239 Same goes for Chittagong region in Bangladesh (as I know of).
      Just a bit heavy rain soon the water level crossed ones chest (not chest of a dwarf)

    • @galaxyofvid2738
      @galaxyofvid2738 5 лет назад +3

      It's not even thigh high but ankle calf

  • @pdsnarayana9865
    @pdsnarayana9865 5 лет назад +145

    Brussels greets Boris Johnson victory by rejecting Brexit plans DUDE

    • @Marc-cu5mj
      @Marc-cu5mj 5 лет назад +1

      Where does the loyalty come from when it comes to the EU? If you hate your own country's politicians that fine, but to want to hand control over to something that's uncontrollable, isn't a wise move. The EU isn't some big happy family of people brought together by democracy.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +261

    The Brexit vote was mostly Johnson's doing. I can't wait for him to fail to negociate a deal to get out.

    • @SW46NH
      @SW46NH 5 лет назад +19

      European Press is calling Boris Racist Johnson as a ''Shameless Clown''. I can't wait for his arse to get whopped😂😂😂😂

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 5 лет назад +14

      Yes it seems pretty clear he sabotaged Teresa may at every opportunity , one can only hope karma does its stuff .

    • @shinsooonigiri8932
      @shinsooonigiri8932 5 лет назад +5

      @@mikldude9376 yes he is opportunistic. lets see how he will fare

    • @saxyrep1
      @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +4

      @@SW46NH You and me both, buddy... 😇

    • @saxyrep1
      @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +3

      @@shinsooonigiri8932 Given his track record, how euro sceptic he is not to mention how loathed he is by the majority of European leaders, most certainly not well.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +114

    He should try to conquer a hairbrush first.

    • @rocketscience4516
      @rocketscience4516 5 лет назад +5

      Or the demon on his shoulder whispering ways for him to gain power though it be at the expense of his country.

    • @rocketscience4516
      @rocketscience4516 5 лет назад +1

      @ONNIE TALONE Could you point out where you think I was laughing at America? Dude, you are so dumb.

    • @bt_18
      @bt_18 5 лет назад +1

      He shall overcomb

    • @FightFairLoseEasy
      @FightFairLoseEasy 4 года назад

      He aint got time to brush!

  • @marycave5211
    @marycave5211 5 лет назад +35

    Ironically the sound that Trevor makes when imitating the Cinnamon challenge is the same sound that comedians tend to use when imitating Boris

  • @lake-owl9181
    @lake-owl9181 5 лет назад +206

    Boris and Donald: two halves of a whole haircut

    • @LilyMendi
      @LilyMendi 5 лет назад

      😂🤣

    • @TheGothicMother
      @TheGothicMother 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂 that made me proper chuckle!

    • @TheGothicMother
      @TheGothicMother 5 лет назад

      @@marcbennet4346 chill out its joke.

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 5 лет назад +2

      And together only two fifths of a sane human being

    • @insoft_uk
      @insoft_uk 4 года назад

      Seems Americans don’t get that we never had a Brexit PM before Boris, the reason the others fail was because they refused to accept brexit and tried for a softer approach now that Boris is PM Brexit has now happened and the EU is running scared as the UK is on a mission to free Europe of EU rule

  • @lenomnom
    @lenomnom 5 лет назад +12

    ‘Dude, where’s my motor vehicle’ 😂😂😂 that reference tho.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +48

    Brexit + Boris Johnson = Double Whammy! (Britain 🤞)
    Climate Change Deniers: “Nothing to see here folks. Everything’s normal. Move along.”

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny 4 года назад

      Lol your predictions of Apocalypse will continue to be hilarious.

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit 5 лет назад +74

    When a Brtish guy says *Dude.*

    • @Mr.LaughingDuck
      @Mr.LaughingDuck 5 лет назад +13

      Well, Bojo is technically American. That's right: American leaders are screwing up both sides of the pond

    • @eugenefindit
      @eugenefindit 5 лет назад +2

      @@Mr.LaughingDuck Oh. I thought I heard something about that somewhere. 😁

    • @TheGothicMother
      @TheGothicMother 5 лет назад +2

      ...when a proper posh british guy says Dude.
      Its weird to everyone.

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 5 лет назад

      He was born in New York, hoped he stayed there.

    • @NDBit
      @NDBit 5 лет назад

      When Muricans say anything in English

  • @rsj4548
    @rsj4548 5 лет назад +15

    Trevor already has learned to mimic Boris Johnson lol

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit 5 лет назад

      He was a comedian in the UK for ages so probably did an impression at some point whilst he was there.

  • @thomasmccaghrey9888
    @thomasmccaghrey9888 5 лет назад +25

    As a citizen of the UK I am looking forward to Boris getting to work....
    So I can laugh at him when he inevitably fails

    • @zxshadowxz
      @zxshadowxz 5 лет назад

      Ok but same

    • @Cailus3542
      @Cailus3542 5 лет назад +2

      Thomas McCaghrey There’s a bright side to everything. Sure, Britain will suffer irreparable damage and probably lose Scotland and Northern Ireland, but at least we get to see that corrupt entitled clown go down in flames as one of the most despised prime ministers in British history. Reckon he can become more hated than Thatcher?

    • @thomasmccaghrey9888
      @thomasmccaghrey9888 5 лет назад +4

      Hope so, cause then the country will learn not to listen to secret trump family members

    • @ImmaChiaotzu1
      @ImmaChiaotzu1 5 лет назад

      Fine you've convinced me, I'll give this PM a chance.

    • @ChrisPage68
      @ChrisPage68 5 лет назад

      @Itchy Bum people who cannot tell the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE lose any right to be taken seriously - especially when they use the word "libtard". 🤦

  • @bt_18
    @bt_18 5 лет назад +2

    A "Dude, Where's My Car?" joke in 2019. I am impressed, Trevor.

  • @jodiewhittle1692
    @jodiewhittle1692 5 лет назад +77

    Difference is less than 1% of our population chose him.

    • @allenrobinisaksen3012
      @allenrobinisaksen3012 5 лет назад +3

      But that is how UK Parliament works. It's not a Republic.

    • @Valencetheshireman927
      @Valencetheshireman927 5 лет назад +5

      The uk not being a republic has nothing to do with it . The politicians are just useless along with the political system.

    • @jodiewhittle1692
      @jodiewhittle1692 5 лет назад +3

      John Buffalo I am 97 You do not know a thing about me. Do not presume to know about myself or my life. It is not a case of class. I was making a statement on how Boris has came to power, compared to Trump who was chose by his country.

    • @shiftyy6756
      @shiftyy6756 5 лет назад +1

      @@jodiewhittle1692 you're not 97 hahah

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 5 лет назад +3

      Trump wasn't exactly chosen by his country he never won the majority and he had Russians interfering so it's honestly up in the air so much bs was happening

  • @dalinadin285
    @dalinadin285 5 лет назад +8

    These are the signs of the end laugh as much as u can but it is 😉

  • @aurelius2070
    @aurelius2070 5 лет назад +1

    The confused laughter when Trevor mentioned the Old Testament tells a lot.

    • @PinkbubblegumPop
      @PinkbubblegumPop 5 лет назад

      Hey - I'm an israeli dutch jewish liberal orthodox - I am very much familiar with the old testament התורה could you explain what you ment? 😊

  • @TheGrandy123
    @TheGrandy123 5 лет назад +11

    Is it a PM or a comedian they were supposed to electe????

    • @tomasroma2333
      @tomasroma2333 5 лет назад

      TheGrandy123 Well in fairness to us, only 0.25% of us actually voted for him.

  • @biancaspindler7699
    @biancaspindler7699 5 лет назад +1

    the flight attendant in me approves. lol

  • @DavidBenidorm
    @DavidBenidorm 4 года назад +2

    Trevor Noah shows how much he actually knows about Britain. Stay with America because that’s where you’re paid..

  • @sharoncheckel2847
    @sharoncheckel2847 5 лет назад +2

    Trevor you never fail to make me laugh! 😊

  • @SuperBriao
    @SuperBriao 5 лет назад

    love the way trevor says storm.

  • @dwayne1474
    @dwayne1474 5 лет назад +7

    The end times are upon us.

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 5 лет назад

    Yeh those people need a special fight...LOL!!!

  • @lu881
    @lu881 5 лет назад

    "Dude, Where's My Motor Vehicle?"

  • @kitten9208
    @kitten9208 5 лет назад

    Where is my car... Duuuude!

  • @Yevil23
    @Yevil23 5 лет назад +1

    0:13 is not London, thats Edinburgh

  • @MIOrko
    @MIOrko 5 лет назад +7

    Bravely walking through water up to her thighs. Bravely?

    • @soupeater7417
      @soupeater7417 5 лет назад

      Clearly not seen Aberdeen Scotland this week

  • @trashpanda4776
    @trashpanda4776 5 лет назад

    Bruh the eastern part of the uk is literally turning into Florida with an hour of rain then scorching heat like 35°c

  • @299BamBam
    @299BamBam 5 лет назад

    heat wave and the flood?
    from Australia... "yeah, nah. it's gonna get worse"

  • @SW46NH
    @SW46NH 5 лет назад +21

    2:09 One New Yorker bravely walking through the flood waters up to her thighs? Jeez that's a blatant lie like Donald Trump 😂😂😂. You can clearly see the water below her knees but I guess we all like exaggeration.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 лет назад

    Say what you will, that pedestrian up to her knees in floodwater has her optimism; why else bother with an umbrella?

  • @dkwhattouseasusername1012
    @dkwhattouseasusername1012 5 лет назад +1

    but in the special flight , who's gonna drive the plan???

  • @okebadandahunsitv1740
    @okebadandahunsitv1740 5 лет назад +11

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂When Boris finally conquers "Brexit" he'll be known as Captain Brexit.
    Those signs are for real and it occurs when an immigrant is chanting to another immigrant "Send her Home"😏

  • @LogicAtItsFinest
    @LogicAtItsFinest 5 лет назад +13

    I feel like this is a zombie movie where people get a disease call Stupidity and start turning into Tronald Dump. Someone call the CDC (Center for Donald Control).

    • @GG-nq4qf
      @GG-nq4qf 5 лет назад +1

      W. P. Lol nice

  • @RiggingDoctor
    @RiggingDoctor 5 лет назад +1

    Bambam!!

  • @tarragonpowder8724
    @tarragonpowder8724 5 лет назад +1

    2 weeks: Heat Wave
    The next week: Heavy rain and flooding
    All the time: Scientists say global warming is a real problem.
    Some idiot politician: BuT iT’s CoLd OuTsIdE.

  • @stephaniemcintosh2808
    @stephaniemcintosh2808 5 лет назад

    I would like to apologise - just generally, to the rest of the world.........there are now two of them and we didn't even get a vote on it for one!

    • @balls4992
      @balls4992 5 лет назад

      Stephanie Chan why do people complain about trump he's done better for America than Obama did in 8 years

  • @kelst75
    @kelst75 4 года назад

    Brothers from another mother.

  • @XiGlove
    @XiGlove 5 лет назад

    4:00 keycaps set
    7:00 another keycaps set
    8:50 a old looking and nice looking keyboard

  • @meganfox8393
    @meganfox8393 5 лет назад +4

    Boris has his definitive faults but at least he’s willing to leave with a no deal or hard brexit🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @SuperMartolo
    @SuperMartolo 5 лет назад

    Tell them that flooding of roads during rains is a normal thing in most of African countries...watching from Kenya

  • @georgemccartney8906
    @georgemccartney8906 5 лет назад

    Blimey it really is the apocalypse

  • @monicahoward7443
    @monicahoward7443 5 лет назад

    Love him❤❤❤❤

  • @jessekamau3374
    @jessekamau3374 5 лет назад

    No more string puppets

  • @pullmyfinger6438
    @pullmyfinger6438 5 лет назад

    S.O.S different day Shine On you Crazy diamond

  • @devendrasingh-yz7sb
    @devendrasingh-yz7sb 5 лет назад

    All I am waiting for when these twins gonna met lol

  • @christellehoareau5303
    @christellehoareau5303 4 года назад

    I absolutely love the African accent, it cracks me up every time!

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 5 лет назад

    So that woman thinks thighs are BELOW the knees???

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 лет назад +2

    noooooo, not pizza rat :((

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 лет назад +1

    Those rats are fine.

  • @gudina1803
    @gudina1803 5 лет назад +4

    Why is every thumbnail trump

  • @donharry20
    @donharry20 5 лет назад

    I am a brave man in Lekki Lagos

  • @sambou6286
    @sambou6286 5 лет назад

    What did Boris say at 0.30??
    I heard....." I Don't f@#% somewhere.....

    • @sylaq
      @sylaq 5 лет назад +1

      sam bou "I know some wag who has pointed out...."

    • @sambou6286
      @sambou6286 5 лет назад

      @@sylaq thanks!

  • @happyrana7665
    @happyrana7665 5 лет назад

    Dude what is happening to Britain? 😂

  • @ChrisPage68
    @ChrisPage68 5 лет назад +2

    Posh people should be banned from using any form of slang. 🤦

  • @tawandamwanawashe3671
    @tawandamwanawashe3671 5 лет назад +3

    I have this feeling that Boris will actually get the Brexit thing done. He has the will power and attitude.

    • @neil2385
      @neil2385 5 лет назад +1

      lololololololol

  • @Traveldan
    @Traveldan 5 лет назад

    Hahahaha, Broooo, u finally talked about the idiots complaining about the delays due to storm

  • @benjamintsebonego
    @benjamintsebonego 5 лет назад

    The new low... for the coloniser

  • @good2freelance1
    @good2freelance1 5 лет назад +1

    Where is Andrew YANG's video ???
    Not happy the daily show :(

  • @FarhanAmin1994
    @FarhanAmin1994 3 года назад +1

    Well, this aged poorly :3

  • @BlueMonk25
    @BlueMonk25 5 лет назад

    Wagwan Boris

  • @bulletproofkam7931
    @bulletproofkam7931 5 лет назад

    Boris was actually born in New York USA

  • @LeagueofDoctors
    @LeagueofDoctors 5 лет назад

    'The wacky morning DJ is telling me democracy a joke....His hat is on backwards he is calling me DUDE'

  • @Elijah666
    @Elijah666 5 лет назад

    Well in Germany we're the upset 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ibritadamfan
    @Ibritadamfan 5 лет назад

    Am a fellow Brit and no he’s not my PM

  • @prajeetchodankar690
    @prajeetchodankar690 5 лет назад

    How you guys are still in business after 2016

  • @usamah5550
    @usamah5550 5 лет назад

    If May couldn't do it... I mean...

    • @balls4992
      @balls4992 5 лет назад

      Qwasm Gasm may voted to remain

  • @con10tv25
    @con10tv25 5 лет назад

    ☺️☺️

  • @MagaBeorch
    @MagaBeorch 5 лет назад +1

    Ummm... isn't Trevor a first born son?? 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @onGreenly
      @onGreenly 5 лет назад

      Same thoughts when I heard the reference to first born sons😁

  • @zaynsadiq5536
    @zaynsadiq5536 5 лет назад

    Can we get an F for the UK? 😢

  • @HolyMoleDude
    @HolyMoleDude 5 лет назад

    This regression will not stand Dude

  • @rahulshukla5021
    @rahulshukla5021 5 лет назад +1

    introduction itself leftist made their opinion that boris is of no use to their agenda

  • @batfinkisking4484
    @batfinkisking4484 5 лет назад +1

    I back boris 👍

  • @zubairmotala9204
    @zubairmotala9204 5 лет назад +2

    Boris and trump should swap wigs

    • @ado1035
      @ado1035 5 лет назад

      They have.

  • @mr.classico7986
    @mr.classico7986 5 лет назад

    Doesn't global warming make for the best jokes XD

  • @nathanmunro4241
    @nathanmunro4241 5 лет назад

    Ffs I actually cba for Boris Johnson so be the UK's Prime Minister 😑

  • @topformwear
    @topformwear 5 лет назад +1

    Yuk

  • @jibzra
    @jibzra 5 лет назад +1

    Talk about imran Khan sir in USA?

  • @irisalan3018
    @irisalan3018 5 лет назад +3

    African fathers are like Arabic ones 😅

  • @hamadal-sulaiti6493
    @hamadal-sulaiti6493 5 лет назад

    Only may tried her hand on brexit cameron did not even try

  • @didierlemoine6771
    @didierlemoine6771 5 лет назад

    Quiet Europ stay quiet, let watch them jumping everywherre making noise :)

  • @FavJam
    @FavJam 5 лет назад +1

    I can’t get enough of his african accent

  • @kamalsinghbisht7970
    @kamalsinghbisht7970 5 лет назад

    Travore poor man he is traumatic from his dad

  • @rmb2664
    @rmb2664 5 лет назад

    Hey, don’t forget about the locusts in Las Vegas,
    All kidding aside, some people examined the seven plagues story some years back and assuming it was real theorized what actually happened and came to the conclusion that it was a massive environmental disaster. They came up with plausible explanations for each of the plagues and the order in which they happened. Assuming that climate change is not a hoax I wonder what is in store for us in the near future.

  • @mrbiffa5038
    @mrbiffa5038 4 года назад

    Looking forward to Brexit's WA next month, being out by jan 2021 deal or no deal....
    Byebye EU 👋🏼 thankyou and goodnight 😉

  • @TjTj74
    @TjTj74 5 лет назад +2

    What happened to South African Trevor Noah?he's changed

    • @personanongrata6981
      @personanongrata6981 5 лет назад +3

      He is obligated to be a democratic mouthpiece now...

    • @keep2023
      @keep2023 5 лет назад +3

      I agree with you

    • @baylessnow
      @baylessnow 5 лет назад

      People got tired of his racism jokes and victim syndrome so he became an American.

  • @Valencetheshireman927
    @Valencetheshireman927 5 лет назад

    When will the brexit saga end ?🤔

  • @orxanmuradl1792
    @orxanmuradl1792 5 лет назад

    Boris,Boris...Why does it sound so familiar to me?

  • @samiraabdi4057
    @samiraabdi4057 5 лет назад

    4:04 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SirNigelFarageOBE
    @SirNigelFarageOBE 5 лет назад

    Media

  • @p0llenp0ny
    @p0llenp0ny 4 года назад

    This is considered comedy?

  • @earthlng
    @earthlng 5 лет назад +2

    Congratulations Britain ! on your new Prime Minister. Best Wishes :)

  • @pjc5637
    @pjc5637 5 лет назад

    U joke now but it is written and is coming to pass

  • @AngloSupreme
    @AngloSupreme 5 лет назад +1

    We already conquered your country Trevor,lol.

    • @dellahful
      @dellahful 5 лет назад

      What's a solid gender?

  • @joeshimwell1269
    @joeshimwell1269 5 лет назад

    hes more complex than a Donald trump, he actually ran on pro immigration, but we don't really know what he believes

  • @dedicatedcommunist6544
    @dedicatedcommunist6544 5 лет назад +4

    I hate how everything Trevor Noah says has some political, leberal, racist undertone. I can't stand it. Am i the only one who feets that way?

  • @PjD0150
    @PjD0150 5 лет назад +1

    One prime minister. May was wiped out from Brexit. Cameron left before starting as he lost.

  • @zinaright
    @zinaright 5 лет назад

    Drumpf (Donald's father)'s been around. I mean...around

  • @sirdigbychickencaesar71
    @sirdigbychickencaesar71 5 лет назад

    You know whats real funny, how I keep telling youtube that im not interested in this prat and yet I keep seeing him on my feeds, is the team of 22 writers not adequate for you Trevor, you need algorithms to help you as well?

  • @hassanladha9337
    @hassanladha9337 5 лет назад

    Dude