People always forget that before the industrial revolution child mortality was 75%, you sit and mock the industrial revolution even as it took the masses from that to less than 30%. It was a step, a forwards step, not a broken system, a better system.
Lady Margaret Hunt is not just one of the most aggressive AIs, she IS the most aggressive AI. She is coded in sucha way that she automatically declares war on the weakest player on the map. Here is a little Spoiler on her as well and that may explain on Anne telling you to keep your hands away from Margaret. She is actually called Margaret Harlow and is the aunt of Anne Harlow. No wonder she is so aggressive about people involving themselves with people from her family, the last time that happened, her Father got decapitated by the crown.
Imagine she's twice the strength of the weakest company. Would she declare was on someone easily stronger or would she declare war on herself? Image her having war declaration treaty at a table in front of a mirror.
Nah, the true spoiler is: It is very heavily implied she is the founder and at least co-leader of the pyromancers, giving you a quest to supply a pyromancer warship with weapons, poisoning a ship, being silent when you defeat the pyromancers, a quest of sending "innocent" letters to the other council members, saving stranded empire diplomats and bringing them to her, spying on a ship sailing to Archibald And also her backstory and reactions on fire, riots, propaganda, illness and dislike to AI's like Admiral Vincent
@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx jokes aside I wanna talk about the brilliance of the strategy. Its nerdy but bear with me. In the game defence automatically attacks the weakest ships and the one with lowest health or have lower hitpoints. So lot of the defences simply focused on one ship. He would had more casualties with any other tactic and ships while having to bankrupt himself for it. So he basically saved lot of money while saving lot of ships.
Everyone knows the best way to play economy sims is to chug beer and slam your head against the keyboard until you aren’t sure what game you’re playing.
Noah has consistently been the most popular baby name for years in the UK and my entire lifetime, I have met, like, two whole Noahs Update: I met a half Noah today, he knocked me round the head with a shovel and stole my shoes. Not cool, half Noah
There was this old game called Jagged Alliance which was an isometric tactics game (like xcom but bigger). You had a huge pool of mercenaries you could recruit and they had all voice lines and sometimes reacted to each other. So in one battle two soldiers got badly wounded. And the first one says: "Oh my god, I'm going to die". The second one chimes in: "Hey! I wanted to say that!" in a totally upbeat voice. Really unforgettable moment.
Fun fact about Victorian era boxing: You kept going until one person literally could not stand anymore. Weather in the ring or a duel or just being drunk rowdy boys, it was normal and expected to go 20-30 rounds
What you missed here is the tactic I usually go with: Rush iron and then immediately go for cannons. Cannons are expensive to make but they are AMAZING value. Forget selling beer. You should be selling CANNONS! Isabel Sarmento will give you 912$ for each cannon. Part 2 of this strategy is spam Frigates. Imo the Frigate is the best ship in Anno because it is the fastest. With frigates in squadrons of 4, you can easily control the map and out-pirate the pirate. Frigates can easily outrun Ships of the Line. In addition, having frigates in squads of 4 will allow you to jump lone Ships of the Line and they can do NOTHING about it. While your economy is stable from selling cannons and your seas are protected by frigate squads placed upwind of any danger... Here comes Part 3: Amass 8 to 12 ships of the line and (using the wind) charge into enemy bases. I tend to completely ignore Battlecruisers (except for prestige reasons) because frigates and ships of the line are just faster.
If you play with the MOd that lets you build the flagship over and over again, use those instead of frigate. That part about schooners setting off mines - PRICELESS!!!
@@playwars3037The US has done this all throughout history, so have china, the ussr, russia and many other countries. It is also still happening today. Not that funny
yep, I was looking for this comment since I noticed it happened at the exact moment after he hit 4,999 debt, meaning the 25k boost happened at the same exact moment the 5k happended
22:00 Oh God…the flashbacks! THE FLASHBACKS! This part is activating my rage-ptsd! HOI4 game with my buddies…two members of the windmill of friendship, plus Turkey and Greece…AI controlled Japan joined us…AND IMMEDIATELY DECLARED WAR ON RUSSIA. About 2 YEARS before any of the rest of us were even CLOSE to ready for that! But we soldiered on, fought back, and even started making a little progress. And Japan quit. Made a peace deal with Russia TWO MONTHS into the war, leaving the rest of us holding the bag. DESPITE that, we actually managed to win! Took freaking FOREVER, ‘cause it was like playing whack-a-mole to capture their “capital city” over and over again, but we won and divvied up the land between us with Japan getting a chunk over by China/Mongolia even though the bastard didn’t deserve it. Strangely, Russia hadn’t ceased to exist as a faction though, and after a bit of searching we found Stalin chilling in the communist-held territories of Spain. (due to Spains 3-way civil war) My blood was up by that point and my limited knowledge of HOI4 meant I’d basically spent my entire time as Italy just punching anyone in the face who looked at me funny, and I was ready to stomp out Stalin and solve that problem the way I do with enemy factions in Warhammer 3; complete obliteration. (I think in all my hours of playing TW:WH3 I’ve only accepted a peace deal ONCE after war was declared, lol) But Japan, f-king JAPAN came around to troll us YET AGAIN, because suddenly Russia disappeared from Spain and a pop-up announced that they’d become a PROTECTORATE of JAPAN, who were guaranteeing Russia’s continued existence! Which means I couldn’t declare war on Russia since Japan was our “””””Ally”””””. And to make matters even more of a “twisting the knife in”, the territory Japan gave to their new bottom-b-ch Russia was the land that they had claimed following the war against Russia they TRICKED us into. This moment at 22:00 just suddenly made me screech and reach for my punching bag because I need to VENT my frustrations again…
27:19 Picture this if you can. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte are observing the annual May Day Military parade from atop the Lenin Mausaleun in led Square. "If I had Soviet tanks," Alexander says wistfully, "I would have been invincible." Caesar goes even further, saying that with Russian aircraft, he could have conquered the whole world and not just most of Europe and the Mediterranean basin. "Mon Dieu," Napoleon interrupts, pulling his hand out of his jacket and waving it in exasperation. "If I had Pravda, the world would still not know of my defeat at Waterloo." no weapon made by man can save you if the entire world raises its hand against you
Kleaper: Pointing out a sea of mines, mentions he has air craft researching, clearly alluding to utilizing the aircraft for this section. Also Kleaper: What about Kamikazee's but in boats?
@@Wikarian99PL Yeah, initially I assumed that the buildings being deleted upon capture was a bug. But given amount of time since its release, I now assume its a matter of gameplay design and done for the sake of balance.
You make anno seem much more action packed and funny than it is. As a person with almost 500 hours in the game: Its spreadsheets simulator that lures people in with guns Also those spreadsheets? Yeah they don't work 90% of the time and you don't know why so the rest of the time is spent on figuring out what is causing shortages
2:10 I just got mental whiplash hearing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerchwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! Btw, you did pretty well saying it, especially in one take! - A Welshman who can’t say the name in one go.
I love celtic languages, Welsh included (for like the past 15 years my passwords have all involved Welsh words lol), but damn does it sometimes seem like it's designed purely to spite the English lol
You’re almost half way to 1 million subscribers. I first commented when you had like 6 thousand. My next comment will be at a million. Good luck buddy.
i dont think you understand how lucky you were with that donation, your money at the moment of the donation was negative 5.001, one milisecond later and it would have been game over.
It was interesting to watch, considering i did a prohibition-run, which means no alcohol for the population whatsoever (except production for trade and exhibitions).
I have a lot of playtime in game and all dlc’s relating to new maps and can def say he atleast spent 5 hours recording all that. And 5 hours is being really generous. It takes even for pro players to get investors about 2 hours.
LOL im glad I stumbled upon this channel. I started plying anno 1800 console edition one week ago and it’s a nightmare to get pelt and coffe supply chains..
You know I thought you would completely glass the island not use human wave tactics, but honestly I think the human wave tactic it just unfortunately involves fewer war crimes.
Checking my Yt notifications and every time kleapers videos pop up, drop whatever I’m doing and think to myself “what new war crimes shall we learn today ?!”
“We got a zoo. It has a bison, a jellyfish, and a pelican.” That zoo would’ve made so much money back then cause who the hell has seen a jellyfish in 1800
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Victorian England: The only place Kleaper's moral flexability is outpaced.
Kleaper and Victorian Morality is a match made in heaven
@@liesel6924 or hell if you're in the rest of the world
@@disendromeder4347 it was hell in england too
@@eudescardozo3395 true, true
People always forget that before the industrial revolution child mortality was 75%, you sit and mock the industrial revolution even as it took the masses from that to less than 30%. It was a step, a forwards step, not a broken system, a better system.
2 seconds sober, this calls for a kleaper vid and a drink
Lol I'm hung over watching this. I think I need a drink to.
@@canyunhicks1587 this comment section is just a bunch of alcoholics, since the internet is anonymous i guess you could call it alcoholics anonymous
It's 5 o'clock somewhere! Cheers!
Cheers bro, I'll drink to that.
@@gojo1838 Cheers bro, i'll drink to that Cheer's bro, i'll drink to that.
Lady Margaret Hunt is not just one of the most aggressive AIs, she IS the most aggressive AI. She is coded in sucha way that she automatically declares war on the weakest player on the map.
Here is a little Spoiler on her as well and that may explain on Anne telling you to keep your hands away from Margaret. She is actually called Margaret Harlow and is the aunt of Anne Harlow. No wonder she is so aggressive about people involving themselves with people from her family, the last time that happened, her Father got decapitated by the crown.
Imagine she's twice the strength of the weakest company.
Would she declare was on someone easily stronger or would she declare war on herself? Image her having war declaration treaty at a table in front of a mirror.
Nah, the true spoiler is:
It is very heavily implied she is the founder and at least co-leader of the pyromancers, giving you a quest to supply a pyromancer warship with weapons, poisoning a ship, being silent when you defeat the pyromancers, a quest of sending "innocent" letters to the other council members, saving stranded empire diplomats and bringing them to her, spying on a ship sailing to Archibald
And also her backstory and reactions on fire, riots, propaganda, illness and dislike to AI's like Admiral Vincent
Her brother, probably. Benjamin Harlow was also probably Anne's father, considering Margaret is her aunt.
"No taxation without representation!"
"Did you say 1 million beers?"
No taxation without intoxication!
trade offer
I receive: taxes, lots of taxes
you receive: alcohol
31:13 Kleaper using human wave tactics, at sea.
Fits the warhammer 40k sponsorship.
seaman wave tactics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If it fails, then you clearly didn't have more units.
@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx jokes aside I wanna talk about the brilliance of the strategy. Its nerdy but bear with me.
In the game defence automatically attacks the weakest ships and the one with lowest health or have lower hitpoints. So lot of the defences simply focused on one ship. He would had more casualties with any other tactic and ships while having to bankrupt himself for it. So he basically saved lot of money while saving lot of ships.
Honestly, something like this happened in history more than you think.
Everyone knows the best way to play economy sims is to chug beer and slam your head against the keyboard until you aren’t sure what game you’re playing.
scout tf2,,,,,,,
"Welcome to Microsoft Exce- Anno 1800"
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
victoria 3 players agrees with your pain
@@Hello-oe7wgvic 2 too
The Arctic Colonies aren't doing so hot, huh?
AREN'T DOING SO HOT, HUH?!
*IT WAS THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT AND YOU STILL FUCKING TOOK IT!*
Noah has consistently been the most popular baby name for years in the UK and my entire lifetime, I have met, like, two whole Noahs
Update: I met a half Noah today, he knocked me round the head with a shovel and stole my shoes. Not cool, half Noah
Two whole Noah’s as opposed to two and half lol
Three whole Noahs.
500 Noahs
Noah cares
@@donpollo3154 and 500 more Noahs
7:15 _"I like being oppressed! 😀"_ might be a contender for one of the most perfectly written and delivered lines in video game history.
There was this old game called Jagged Alliance which was an isometric tactics game (like xcom but bigger). You had a huge pool of mercenaries you could recruit and they had all voice lines and sometimes reacted to each other. So in one battle two soldiers got badly wounded. And the first one says: "Oh my god, I'm going to die". The second one chimes in: "Hey! I wanted to say that!" in a totally upbeat voice. Really unforgettable moment.
There's a sequel to that game that came out semi-recently. @@justachannel8600
"What if instead of paying you with actual money, you get a pizza party EVERY Friday & a Highfive?"
Me: 7:15
Fun fact about Victorian era boxing: You kept going until one person literally could not stand anymore. Weather in the ring or a duel or just being drunk rowdy boys, it was normal and expected to go 20-30 rounds
it was also usually with their bare fists so the head was often avoided so they wouldn't break their own hands
@@thesilverblueman we could say the increase in parkinson cases is a result of them protecting their hands
6:48 What are Morals but a way to say "Expensive Bribe"
For Margaret’s family it was texhnically the Queen’s father who destroyed her family. Also the pirate is her niece.
14:50
You just used a Dunkey soundbite.
I....
I just felt myself age.
Oh god.
Where has the time gone?
Oh God.
Natives: Accepts Taco as currency
Me, a foreigner wherever I lived: Maybe I am a Native
What you missed here is the tactic I usually go with: Rush iron and then immediately go for cannons. Cannons are expensive to make but they are AMAZING value. Forget selling beer. You should be selling CANNONS! Isabel Sarmento will give you 912$ for each cannon.
Part 2 of this strategy is spam Frigates. Imo the Frigate is the best ship in Anno because it is the fastest. With frigates in squadrons of 4, you can easily control the map and out-pirate the pirate. Frigates can easily outrun Ships of the Line. In addition, having frigates in squads of 4 will allow you to jump lone Ships of the Line and they can do NOTHING about it.
While your economy is stable from selling cannons and your seas are protected by frigate squads placed upwind of any danger... Here comes Part 3: Amass 8 to 12 ships of the line and (using the wind) charge into enemy bases. I tend to completely ignore Battlecruisers (except for prestige reasons) because frigates and ships of the line are just faster.
If you play with the MOd that lets you build the flagship over and over again, use those instead of frigate. That part about schooners setting off mines - PRICELESS!!!
The indisputable comedic value of realizing you can export TO the terrorists as opposed to the governments they fight:
Starsector in a nutshell.
how to make money: sell weapons during a war
how to make more money: sell to both sides
@@playwars3037The US has done this all throughout history, so have china, the ussr, russia and many other countries. It is also still happening today. Not that funny
@@MODElAIRPLANE100
You're right, it's not funny.
It's hilarious.
23:00: That's not luck. If Archie is in the game, he's guaranteed to give you a bailout the first time (and only the first time) you hit bankruptcy.
yep, I was looking for this comment since I noticed it happened at the exact moment after he hit 4,999 debt, meaning the 25k boost happened at the same exact moment the 5k happended
Nothing more entertaining than Kleaper using the ways that the game tells him are the worst ways to succeed and not giving a damn about them.
"we like to use rubber bullets, except we substitute the rubber, for lead" Brilliant man just brilliant
22:00 Oh God…the flashbacks! THE FLASHBACKS! This part is activating my rage-ptsd!
HOI4 game with my buddies…two members of the windmill of friendship, plus Turkey and Greece…AI controlled Japan joined us…AND IMMEDIATELY DECLARED WAR ON RUSSIA. About 2 YEARS before any of the rest of us were even CLOSE to ready for that!
But we soldiered on, fought back, and even started making a little progress.
And Japan quit. Made a peace deal with Russia TWO MONTHS into the war, leaving the rest of us holding the bag.
DESPITE that, we actually managed to win! Took freaking FOREVER, ‘cause it was like playing whack-a-mole to capture their “capital city” over and over again, but we won and divvied up the land between us with Japan getting a chunk over by China/Mongolia even though the bastard didn’t deserve it.
Strangely, Russia hadn’t ceased to exist as a faction though, and after a bit of searching we found Stalin chilling in the communist-held territories of Spain. (due to Spains 3-way civil war)
My blood was up by that point and my limited knowledge of HOI4 meant I’d basically spent my entire time as Italy just punching anyone in the face who looked at me funny, and I was ready to stomp out Stalin and solve that problem the way I do with enemy factions in Warhammer 3; complete obliteration. (I think in all my hours of playing TW:WH3 I’ve only accepted a peace deal ONCE after war was declared, lol)
But Japan, f-king JAPAN came around to troll us YET AGAIN, because suddenly Russia disappeared from Spain and a pop-up announced that they’d become a PROTECTORATE of JAPAN, who were guaranteeing Russia’s continued existence! Which means I couldn’t declare war on Russia since Japan was our “””””Ally”””””.
And to make matters even more of a “twisting the knife in”, the territory Japan gave to their new bottom-b-ch Russia was the land that they had claimed following the war against Russia they TRICKED us into.
This moment at 22:00 just suddenly made me screech and reach for my punching bag because I need to VENT my frustrations again…
Me who plays Vic 3 💀
27:19
Picture this if you can. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte are observing the annual May Day Military parade from atop the Lenin Mausaleun in led Square. "If I had Soviet tanks," Alexander says wistfully, "I would have been invincible."
Caesar goes even further, saying that with Russian aircraft, he could have conquered the whole world and not just most of Europe and the Mediterranean basin.
"Mon Dieu," Napoleon interrupts, pulling his hand out of his jacket and waving it in exasperation. "If I had Pravda, the world would still not know of my defeat at Waterloo."
no weapon made by man can save you if the entire world raises its hand against you
Fire quote for a kealper video
Smash on the pirate queen has to be the most real thing i've ever heard
nagoonimation miss fortune
you'll thank me later
Mood and a half
FINALLY BOYZ GRIM MADE A VIDEO ABOUT ANNO!
Oh look, I totally knew that he didn't forget the password of his channel at all!
It’s only “moral” bankruptcy, my coffers overflow still…
"this deal is a steal, because it's at gunpoint" is a hard-ass quote
Kleaper: Pointing out a sea of mines, mentions he has air craft researching, clearly alluding to utilizing the aircraft for this section.
Also Kleaper: What about Kamikazee's but in boats?
I feel that most of History is based upon alcohol or the need of selling alcohol
Or nicotine. Or opium. Or cannabis. There's probably others.
Or Europe's Imperialism
I have to admit, this game actually look pretty enjoyable.
And I did not expect a Tacticus sponsorship, which I already play. '^^
Yeah, looks fine, but strange that you cant build troops and capture the island with all the building
@@Wikarian99PL
Yeah, initially I assumed that the buildings being deleted upon capture was a bug.
But given amount of time since its release, I now assume its a matter of gameplay design and done for the sake of balance.
11:00 Call him Nero, because he's fiddling (with his settings) while the city burns.
You make anno seem much more action packed and funny than it is.
As a person with almost 500 hours in the game: Its spreadsheets simulator that lures people in with guns
Also those spreadsheets? Yeah they don't work 90% of the time and you don't know why so the rest of the time is spent on figuring out what is causing shortages
That whole ending segment about Trust was incredibly entertaining. I can tell how much work you put into that part lol Good stuff, as always
Bro just casually dropped one of the coolest edits I've seen at the end of a video.
1:17 into this video and get flashbanged by a Fall of Cadia / 9/11 hybrid joke!? IN A SPONSORSHIP AD!? Took me out 😂
LOL😂
This is a best ad for Anno ever. Going to buy it now.
same mate i pirated it tho gotta buy it during sale it is fun to play ngl
I love Anno 1800 an dplayed it ever since it came out.Seeing such a run on your channel is a dream come true! Thanks!
2:10 I just got mental whiplash hearing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerchwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch! Btw, you did pretty well saying it, especially in one take! - A Welshman who can’t say the name in one go.
I love celtic languages, Welsh included (for like the past 15 years my passwords have all involved Welsh words lol), but damn does it sometimes seem like it's designed purely to spite the English lol
LOVE this game, wasn't expecting you to cover it! Awesome video
" I may be autistic but even I don't like these trains"
Made me spit out my coffee lol cheers love from Canada 🇨🇦
willie: Detest
Kleaper: *conquered willie's islands* Anyone else
Pirates: *silence*
Kleaper: Good
"I discovered Antarctica, but they're, uh, they're not doing so hot."
Yes, the land of ice and snow is not "doing so hot"...
That 2 second rant about Sewing Machines and Canned Food was beautiful
15:18 this genuinely scared me
20:05 I relate to this way too fricking hard
those damned windows
Always like Anno 1800 and Victoria 3 videos.
Whoa whoa whoa pal, you're getting into max0r territory with that editing. Just as the prophecys foretold.
I am not sure if you heard but I think your rum distilleries exploded.
You’re almost half way to 1 million subscribers. I first commented when you had like 6 thousand. My next comment will be at a million. Good luck buddy.
i dont think you understand how lucky you were with that donation, your money at the moment of the donation was negative 5.001, one milisecond later and it would have been game over.
Just love your editing style. Nothing after a hard days work but witnessing warcrimes and capitalism to make me smile.
No way you got that backgroundmusic in the first seconds. I think youtube recommended me this video because I listened to it so many times
"Every building, road, and living breathing human beig have clicked their collectige ruby slippers together _and have been sent to hell_ "
Yay, a new Grim Kleaper video!
1:54 So Mom from Futurama?
Damn 😂😂😂
Real 😂
Sexcellent, a new morally debatable kleaper video
Yea I’m excited to go have a nice time in the mines!
another kleaper banger, liked the more heavily edited parts alot
30:51 "In chess, the pawns go first."
It was interesting to watch, considering i did a prohibition-run, which means no alcohol for the population whatsoever (except production for trade and exhibitions).
Wow this is really making me want to play Anno 1800 again. I know what I'm doing tonight.
game starts: let's make a quaint little settlement
1 hour later: Rule Britannia!
In other news: Local imperialist discovers fire ships.
Kleaper breathes
"An explosion-"
Excellent video! My favourite game ever.
Trade ship chad, firing one cannonball winning two wars at the same time.
10:16 load bearing "by class"
Mr president there has been a second black stone fortress 💀💀💀
14:05 Hungarian song recognized, we made it boys, LET'S GOOO
wow that was a very well made video!
shoutout to the video editors
19:33 this got me more than I'd like to admit
I have a lot of playtime in game and all dlc’s relating to new maps and can def say he atleast spent 5 hours recording all that. And 5 hours is being really generous. It takes even for pro players to get investors about 2 hours.
0:30
Well played, had me in stiches
Me: Oh boy I wonder if he finally learned to pronounce "infrastructure"
Kleaper: INFILSTRUCTURE
A new Kleaper video? Very good
LOL im glad I stumbled upon this channel. I started plying anno 1800 console edition one week ago and it’s a nightmare to get pelt and coffe supply chains..
You know I thought you would completely glass the island not use human wave tactics, but honestly I think the human wave tactic it just unfortunately involves fewer war crimes.
Kleaper should do a video where he plays a game with his viewers
As a Chaos Dwarf the lack of green populace or whips on the overseers is deeply disturbing.
What about the bombardment of your enemies?
Checking my Yt notifications and every time kleapers videos pop up, drop whatever I’m doing and think to myself “what new war crimes shall we learn today ?!”
the main channel!
IT LIVES!
Please play more of this! It's so fun!
Thanks for adding to my 40k addiction
You cannot genocide orks, they are mushrooms, so if you kill one, others will spawn at his place
I haven't heard of all of the new content! I need to play this again before the next Anno comes out.
Nevermind, it's like 30 dlc 5+ bucks each :c
I love to hear his sound again 😢
Neverian thank you for the god tier editing on these
this reminds me of a frog with this level of insanity same for the intro music
This is good, I like this.
Every moment is an experience.
Nothing better than watching some GrimKleaper and snacking on sewing machines
13:01 Thoroughly relatable, Mr. silly voice in my phone (he also tells me to drink)
The greatest upload schedule uploads every 4 months
That was a masterpiece, well done!
Wales mentioned 🏴 Diolch!!
Are we just going to ignore the black stone fortress joke cause goddamn i didnt see that coming😂
Babe wake up, a new Kleaper video just dropped (apparently he hasn’t forgotten his password)!
“We got a zoo. It has a bison, a jellyfish, and a pelican.”
That zoo would’ve made so much money back then cause who the hell has seen a jellyfish in 1800
this has to be the greatest anno vid out there i already watched it 8 times :D
14:31 Tf2 engineer has been spotted, you have earned a sub
First few seconds of the intro, already spitting facts