6:50 maybe that's why omastar went extinct. maybe shelldar used to be its food source and has a softer shell, but over time shelldar developed a stronger shell and omastar couldn't eat it anymore, so it died out.
Also 'to crack open a shell' especially when referring to bivalves like clams and oysters can mean to pry open the shell; often also called shucking. A common tactic used by squids and octopuses is to use the suction cups on their tentacles to rip clams and oysters open.
+ThePunkPhantom Another of Omastar's pokedex entries explains why it died out....It says that due to it's heavy shell it became unable to chase it's prey and hence died out of starvation....
I never saw that PokeDex entry for Magcargo before. Why I don't get is that it says water vaporizes on contact with its body, yet it's doubly weak to Water-types.
+CometFire321 Raichu: Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint. Think of how many times pikachu shocks Ash in the anime, Why isn't he dead? Is Pikachu dramatically weaker?
+CometFire321 Steam erupts because water saps energy (heat) from lava when they touch or get close, which also causes it to cool and harden. Magcargo, like Slugma, uses it's internal lava to carry nutrients. We can also assume that, like Slugma, when their body cools it hardens and falls off which would cause not only physical damage, but also lower it's ability to transport nutrients!
I think yanmega is an absolute gold mine of creepy pokedex entries. check out this gem from BW2 and X, and OR "It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying at high speed" yamenga will BITE YOUR HEAD OFF
+Najarala It's especially creepy since it says "battle" and not "feed". Like, do trainers need to train their yanmega to _not_ bite the heads off of Pokemon it battles?
It's like a young imaginative boy is the one writing these dex entries. They over exaggerate so much on what these creatures can do, yet we rarely ever see them do any of what their dex entries say. "Pumbloom may be small but it can... it can, uh, IT CAN SHOOT OUT WORLD WAR 3 BEAMS HOTTER THAN THE LARGEST SUN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"
@@Cosmic-Turtle Mine to! Although I consider zero from the x series and him from the zero series to be almost two different characters because of the dramatic change I would still put them both as my favorite.
In Macargo's defense its been proven that pokemon can turn off certain things like in that Ponyta episode where Ash gets on a ponyta and the lady says that ponyta can make the fire not hurt humans if it feels comfortable with the human, it works the same with macargo, maybe he chooses not to burn through earth or evaporate the little girl hugging it
+sakuraslicer19 gothorita is so yandere that Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki Yandere-Chan (forgot her real name) rom Yandere Simulator, and Shino from Deadman Wonderland tip their hats and bows in reverence to her.
I hope gothorita's favorite activities to do with others is harmless stuff like playing doll house or making arts and crafts and not doing what my friends tend to do together, which is smoking lots of pot
People more freak out when someone say that humans eat Pokémon. again how else would they get meat that we saw in the anime many times if is not Pokémon meat
+Don Crimson Why do people think it would be wrong to have a pokemon resturaunt, either? Slowpoke tails and farfetch'd with leek are delicious, or so I hear.
it says that with one eye it sees the future and with the other one the past.... so with one eye it sees hitler and with its other eye mecha-hitler causing wwIII
Houndoom's pokedex entry from Gold " If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away". Pretty scary if you ask me.
Perhaps Omastar being unable to crack Shellder's shell is why it went extinct in the first place. Shellder's shells evolved (as in natural selection not pokemon evolution) to become to tough so Omastar lost its food source.
I think Carracosta's entry specifically mentioning bones OR shell implies that it was a cannibal species that probably wasn't opposed to snacking on some of the younger weaker Tirtouga.
Thanks for the well wishes, Jwittz. I was having a hard time (being lonely) and missing all my friends back in Maryland, with this being my first Halloween in ten years away from Maryland. Thank you, Jwittz!
Wait... Xatu foresaw the coming of Justin Bieber? GOSH DARN IT XATU! Instead of just staring at the sun why didn't you just prevent this from happening in the first place?!
+KentuckyWallChicken No need to apologize. I think people who swear should apologize because usually nothing good comes from it. Do your best to make the world a better place :)
I think it should be remembered that the Pokedex is not a fact based info machine but one that uses facts, rumors, myths, legends and theories... and mixes them together, rarely (though not never) identifying which is which... that said, while I think the Pokemon world is similar to our world, it's probably a lot more powerful...
Completely unrelated to spooky Halloween Pokédex entries, but when you put up Shauna next to Gotharita, I realized that their designs are really similar. I knew Shauna was supposed to resemble that evolution family, but putting Shauna and Gotharita next to each other I realized the hair almost exactly matched! I wonder why they Shauna even looks like Gotharita in the first place though. I don't think she even uses that evolution family when you battle her.
"Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion" Wait, wait, wait.... Wait. . . . . Metagross got a mega evolution in Omega RUBY and Alpha SAPPHIRE Metagross is fusion of two Metang Metagross is part Psychic type, which is normally linked with future vision . . . Everything is so clear now.
You will not get away from mine’s gaze...you will be her’s... ...Ḟ̴̟͚̗̬ ̶̼̫͙͚̹̒́̏̃ỏ̸̧̘̜͇̋̊̿ ̶̢̧̝̫̰͌̕ŗ̶̣̺͕́̈́̕ ̵̰͚́̽̈̉̂e̸̱̖͕͖͊͘͝ ̸̯̮̰̭̊̔͋̿͝v̷̤̖̳̿̽ ̴̦͔̭͉̯̎̋̈͑e̶̱̻̯̣͑̆ ̵̢̝̜̦̭̽r̷̥͖̽͒̎
Gothorita may hypnotise sleeping children but when it evolves it doesn't get any better. Gothitelle's BW2 Entry says:"It can see the future from the movement of the stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness."
Actually, if Golbat is about 9 times as wide as a vampire bat, then by volume, there's about 700 times as much bat to go around. And 700 times as much blood drained from its victims. You're welcome.
I’m not sure if you’ve done this one yet, but according to the Pokémon Sapphire Podedex (and a book on Pokémon I have) Jigglypuff’s life can be in danger during long battles because it’s main weapon is singing, and it doesn’t stop to breathe while doing so.
This may sound a bit creepy, but can you imagine a Gothorita being the child of a Hypno. Gotorita: What are going to do tonight Dad? Hypno: Same thing we do every night, kidnap children.
Entei: So which came first, the Entei or the volcano? Magcargo: It's also nonsense because mechanically, Magcargo sure as hell doesn't make water evaporate; water absolutely ANNIHILATES Magcargo. Dirt does, too, but the better Ground attacks are usually physical. Parasect: Oh, its real-life inspiration gets even worse. At some point, the fungus will force the bug it has infected to climb as high as possible and completely overtake the bug, leaving it as just a corpse full of fungus which can now spread its spores. Brrrrrrrrr... Xatu: The second picture seems like the most horrifying thing Xatu may have seen. The Smash fanmade seems way too pleasant to be what he saw, though. Or maybe Xatu is just paralyzed in confusion about the existence of Pepsiman. Gothorita: Are Psychic and Ghost Pokemon working with the Body Snatchers? Because the Body Snatchers creep me right the flap out. Carracosta: Must be a great swimmer if its fins can crack you so easily. Omastar & Shellder: Is this one of those "shield which can repel any attack" and "spear which can break any defense" situations? Slowking: If the "poison" somehow expands your mind, is it truly poison, or some kind of brain-activation chemical like dopamine? Also, when did Shellder develop a poisonous bite / clamp? Metagross: Weird how Metagross, which looks like a spider tank made from a meteor, has a mouth, while Poliwhirl (a frog) doesn't seem to open its mouth ever, if it has one. Golbat: No mention tonight of the weird Gene Simmons tongue it had that one time which just... vanished? Also, it's freaky how this thing's body just seems to be an always-agate mouth. I would imagine it has to close at some point. Same comment goes to Gyarados, though according to the Stadium games, Gyarados should be able to close its lower jaw.
I'd like to mention Emolga and Golbat's Pokémon Moon entries, I found those rather morbid. Emolga: It grills berries and bug Pokémon with electric shocks and makes a meal of them. It usually nests in the holes gouged in trees by Pikipek. Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.
***** Eh. Cute I guess. I'm not really an Eevee fan. I like Pokemon nobody would except you to like alot, like Elgyem. ( Yes, I like Elgyem. THAT Pokemon is cute. )
***** I don't find Mesprit to be cute as much as cool, tbh. Uxie is, imo, the cutest Pokemon. I don't know why, but to me, he looks like a little persian cat. And I don't really ever give a damn about Azelf.
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MENTIONING PARASECT!!!! Since the day I got into Pokemon and caught my first Parasect, I thought Parasect was creepy. A mushroom controlling the mind of a functionally dead insect. And almost nobody put it on their Top 10 Creepy Pokedex Entry list. THANK YOU!!!!
I've always like the fire slug duo & all four spiders that come to mind, yet I find their real world counterparts deplorable! And I've always adored Beldum & its evolutions.
the Parasect one cracks me up
"Is the horrific result of a parasite taking over a poor, defenseless bug"
PREFERS DAMP PLACES
I have several questions.
NeilIsBored2 don’t ask
6:50 maybe that's why omastar went extinct. maybe shelldar used to be its food source and has a softer shell, but over time shelldar developed a stronger shell and omastar couldn't eat it anymore, so it died out.
Also 'to crack open a shell' especially when referring to bivalves like clams and oysters can mean to pry open the shell; often also called shucking. A common tactic used by squids and octopuses is to use the suction cups on their tentacles to rip clams and oysters open.
+ThePunkPhantom Another of Omastar's pokedex entries explains why it died out....It says that due to it's heavy shell it became unable to chase it's prey and hence died out of starvation....
+Aaryamaan Rao You'd think it'd just develop stronger muscles to compensate...
ThePunkPhantom Maybe... or could it be... that the game needed more extinct pokemon?!?! (No disrespect intended.)
If it didn't go extinct, we wouldn't have our Lord as we know him
I never saw that PokeDex entry for Magcargo before. Why I don't get is that it says water vaporizes on contact with its body, yet it's doubly weak to Water-types.
Pokemon logic
+Autismo no, Ninteeendo logic
+CometFire321 Raichu: Its electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.
Think of how many times pikachu shocks Ash in the anime, Why isn't he dead? Is Pikachu dramatically weaker?
+TheSeizureProcedure Is it the same Pikachu that lost to a Snivy?
+CometFire321 Steam erupts because water saps energy (heat) from lava when they touch or get close, which also causes it to cool and harden.
Magcargo, like Slugma, uses it's internal lava to carry nutrients. We can also assume that, like Slugma, when their body cools it hardens and falls off which would cause not only physical damage, but also lower it's ability to transport nutrients!
The new mystery dungeon quote when talking to paeasect... "I, the mushroom, am now in control!"
+Dallin Parker That's... dark, to say the least.
Then ness kills it to get to rainy circle.
I can't believe the drying pan joke hasn't gotten old yet.
you know, if you don't take its wingspan into account, Golbat is like 85% mouth....WHERE ARE HIS ORGANS??!?!!
Well, in his wings, obviously
in it's teeth*
I think yanmega is an absolute gold mine of creepy pokedex entries. check out this gem from BW2 and X, and OR
"It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying at high speed"
yamenga will BITE YOUR HEAD OFF
+Najarala It's especially creepy since it says "battle" and not "feed". Like, do trainers need to train their yanmega to _not_ bite the heads off of Pokemon it battles?
+Najarala Don't forget the internal injuries it inflicts by simply flapping its wings!
+Najarala Someone, send this to Dookished! We need a "YANMEGA WILL F*** YOU UP!" vid.
Also, DROP YOUR GODDAMN RARE ITEMS YOU SHAKE SNAKE!!!!
MercuryAlphaInc The desire sensor must hate you. I have no problem getting Chilling Beaks and Najarala Marrow. XD
+Najarala "Someone saw a yanmega up on 12."
"Must be some yanmega!"
"Bite yer head off, man."
It's like a young imaginative boy is the one writing these dex entries. They over exaggerate so much on what these creatures can do, yet we rarely ever see them do any of what their dex entries say.
"Pumbloom may be small but it can... it can, uh, IT CAN SHOOT OUT WORLD WAR 3 BEAMS HOTTER THAN THE LARGEST SUN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"
Karwan Kadir pumbloom is my favorite Pokémon
Zzzeeeerrrooo!
Sorry I just like seeing anyone that has their profile pic as zero specifically the MegaMan zero version. He's so cool.
@@silvore64 Right on, friend! He's my favorite character ever.
@@Cosmic-Turtle Mine to! Although I consider zero from the x series and him from the zero series to be almost two different characters because of the dramatic change I would still put them both as my favorite.
Pokédex entries ARE canonically written by 10-year-old Pokémon trainers
In Macargo's defense its been proven that pokemon can turn off certain things like in that Ponyta episode where Ash gets on a ponyta and the lady says that ponyta can make the fire not hurt humans if it feels comfortable with the human, it works the same with macargo, maybe he chooses not to burn through earth or evaporate the little girl hugging it
"Hmm, I like this human, let me TURN OFF THE LAVA THAT IS MY WHOLE BODY" also.... how the heck do you turn off fire...?
+HardcoreHammy umm.... Unmmmmm.... UMM... Pokémon has some explaining to do!
HardcoreHammy they don't turn off the fire they turn off the ability to burn you, so its like touching fire that doesn't hurt
+TheChimcharfan123 anime =/= games
+TheChimcharfan123 What does that even mean?
3:10 Brock's best line.
Brock's best lines are his eyes
DclDoesThings 😂😂😂😂😂
Gothorita: the epitome of yandere.
+sakuraslicer19 ikr XD
+Kirby 2356579 ..IF I *HAVE* TO!!!
+sakuraslicer19 gothorita is so yandere that Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki Yandere-Chan (forgot her real name) rom Yandere Simulator, and Shino from Deadman Wonderland tip their hats and bows in reverence to her.
the child
I hope gothorita's favorite activities to do with others is harmless stuff like playing doll house or making arts and crafts and not doing what my friends tend to do together, which is smoking lots of pot
+Amy Rose I know Sonic must do drugs, how else could he go that fast?
+Missed the Band Wagon Cocaine is one hell of a drug
+Amy Rose Or sex.
Lots and lots of sex.
(or maybe that was just some R34 I found, iunno.)
Amy where's sonic
Charlotte Tran AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY
Actually you're not, please leave now.
Funny thing is the only poison move Shelder can learn is Toxic.
people always freak out when they hear about pokemon eating each other. They're animals yo!
People more freak out when someone say that humans eat Pokémon. again how else would they get meat that we saw in the anime many times if is not Pokémon meat
+Don Crimson Why do people think it would be wrong to have a pokemon resturaunt, either? Slowpoke tails and farfetch'd with leek are delicious, or so I hear.
+CodeNameZ They create it.
+Don Crimson there was a shop in a pokmeon game where they sold Miltank meat and slowpoke tail, right?
Blitz Sounds dericious!
"Prefers damp places."
Glad they added that note, just on the off chance that you were wondering.
Elgyem Pokedex Entry from Black:
It uses its strong psychic power to squeeze its opponent's brain, causing unendurable headaches.
wut
+★LBPGj110★ WELL POOPY IN MY PANTS.
In the words of UnlistedLeaf.... HOLY MAC AND CHEESE MEATBALLS MY PANTS!!
So that means... Its targets are Psyduck!
+Tornait Jaybird omg yess
+Tornait Jaybird Makes sense due to Psyducks constantly having headaches. Evolving to Golduck seems to solve that problem though
Nothing like seeing another one of these videos again
+Adam Christoforou your so right :D
+Adam Christoforou Nothing like seeing a Pokemon video in general from this orginally POKEMON channel.
+Adam Christoforou Yeah, this is why is subbed to JWittz. Feels like forever since a video like this.
Yeah, it's so awesome to see these again. Still remember his banned anime episodes when it came out. Oh the days...
I've lost interest in Pokémon and even I agree that these videos are neat.
Xatu has seen some shit man.And by some, I mean the whole diorreah load...
"I have no mouth but I must scream"-xatu
watch out Hera, Xatu eats heracross's for breakfast, 🐜🐦 you just might end up as that diarrhea xD
it says that with one eye it sees the future and with the other one the past.... so with one eye it sees hitler and with its other eye mecha-hitler causing wwIII
And some things he has seen cannot be unseen
+EpicHeracross lol
"Xatu, bud, speak to me! WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN?! YOU'RE TERRIFYING ME!"
Adam It was scared of a global pandemic
Metagross has a mouth on its stomach?! THAT IS ITS STOMACH?!
Houndoom's pokedex entry from Gold "
If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away". Pretty scary if you ask me.
what if it's not that painful and its just annoying
I met a mushroom once. He was a fungi. *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* okay i'll leave now
Was it a toad?
+thecommenter67 No, it was a mushroom.
+thecommenter67 Nice GT reference :)
Why would you leave? You're a fungi :(
That joke doesn't have mush-room for impovement!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I laughed when Donald Trump showed up
Ikr! xD
+Mettaton EX the new Fantastic Four movie was in there to
+Mettaton EX like the democrats are going to provide anything good to the country
lol yeah that part was funny
***** TRUE
Perhaps Omastar being unable to crack Shellder's shell is why it went extinct in the first place. Shellder's shells evolved (as in natural selection not pokemon evolution) to become to tough so Omastar lost its food source.
*A wild Pokémon video appeared!*
So happy that JWittz finally made a Pokémon video. It's been 3000 years, ya know!
Wait...
So if Magcargo vaporizes water on contact,
WHY THE HECK IS IT WEAK TO WATER?!
The world of Pokemon never ceases to amaze me. Every time I think I know just about everything, it does something to make it all feel fresh.
Prefers Damp places
Like May's va- I'll stop now actually.
+HardcoreHammy I'll just tell the children you were going to say "vagrant beach house"
+HardcoreHammy No! Please no!
+Ethan Brady (MetallicZora) yup I guess talking about va- ahem, "vagrant beach houses" is pretty... well...
HardcoreHammy Wrong...This is a kid's game...Please no....
The pokedex is 100% bs
+William Holtzclaw 100% written by children.
"YOUR PIDGEOT CAN FLY AT 1500MP/H? THAT'S NOTHING! MY WARTORTLE CAN LIVE FOR 10,000 YEARS!!"
+TheSeizureProcedure I read this in one of those stereotypical kid voices (like the ones Arin from GG uses). Makes it so much better xD
+William Holtzclaw Dusparce is the same size as Salamence....
+PokeMadness1996 The Pokedex is what happens when you take anime logic, and then apply anime logic *_to the anime logic._*
Quit being such a stick in the mud
I think Carracosta's entry specifically mentioning bones OR shell implies that it was a cannibal species that probably wasn't opposed to snacking on some of the younger weaker Tirtouga.
if golbat can get drunk from over 10 ounces of blood, imagine if her drank the blood of the christ.
+xXHunterGamingXx Imagine if he drank the blood of an alcoholic.
+Cottonmouth255 Imagine if it drank actual alcohol. It couldn't take it. RIP Golbat, killed by an ounce of vodka.
But what if it drank liquid hydrogen
+BurntToast bro liquid hydrogen is a dangerous explosive!! It'll probably blow up the entire mountain along with itself if it tried to do thata!
Aaryamaan Rao explosive? no. reaching temperatures exceeding 9000 degrees Fahrenheit? yes.
Metagross is just a cheap tactic to make weak Metang stronger.
4:55 Now we all know what Xatu saw XD
MrBeast's Cat THIS JOKE PREDICTED THE FUTURE HOW AND WHY
Thanks for the well wishes, Jwittz. I was having a hard time (being lonely) and missing all my friends back in Maryland, with this being my first Halloween in ten years away from Maryland. Thank you, Jwittz!
7:40 "Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger"
BAHAHAHAHA
+Mo Moe Steven universe
Saw a comment like that above.I am still happy that it is a steven universe reference.
Wait... Xatu foresaw the coming of Justin Bieber?
GOSH DARN IT XATU! Instead of just staring at the sun why didn't you just prevent this from happening in the first place?!
***** I would, but I don't like to swear. Sorry!
+KentuckyWallChicken No need to apologize. I think people who swear should apologize because usually nothing good comes from it. Do your best to make the world a better place :)
+bbb888 Oh fuck off you PC bitch.
The Last Pikachu
ok, sure.
+KentuckyWallChicken Oh how 12 years old and original
I think it should be remembered that the Pokedex is not a fact based info machine but one that uses facts, rumors, myths, legends and theories... and mixes them together, rarely (though not never) identifying which is which... that said, while I think the Pokemon world is similar to our world, it's probably a lot more powerful...
The animation in this one was particularly nice, like the little shake shelder did to get the straw off
good work
"It wouldn't be a creepy pokedox entry video without something terrible happening to children"
so true
It’s B2W2 Pokédex entry alone, is the reason why Gothorita is my favorite Pokémon
poor gothorita, I'd be your friend even without hypnosis.
Sparrow me too
I’ll give mine an army of children for her
FOR MEEEE!!!!!
Completely unrelated to spooky Halloween Pokédex entries, but when you put up Shauna next to Gotharita, I realized that their designs are really similar. I knew Shauna was supposed to resemble that evolution family, but putting Shauna and Gotharita next to each other I realized the hair almost exactly matched! I wonder why they Shauna even looks like Gotharita in the first place though. I don't think she even uses that evolution family when you battle her.
"Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion"
Wait, wait, wait.... Wait.
. . . .
Metagross got a mega evolution in Omega RUBY and Alpha SAPPHIRE
Metagross is fusion of two Metang
Metagross is part Psychic type, which is normally linked with future vision
. . .
Everything is so clear now.
Whenever I see stars, Gothoritha will have me with the lights on straining my eyeballs until I sleep 6 :50 in the morning.
You will not get away from mine’s gaze...you will be her’s...
...Ḟ̴̟͚̗̬ ̶̼̫͙͚̹̒́̏̃ỏ̸̧̘̜͇̋̊̿ ̶̢̧̝̫̰͌̕ŗ̶̣̺͕́̈́̕ ̵̰͚́̽̈̉̂e̸̱̖͕͖͊͘͝ ̸̯̮̰̭̊̔͋̿͝v̷̤̖̳̿̽ ̴̦͔̭͉̯̎̋̈͑e̶̱̻̯̣͑̆ ̵̢̝̜̦̭̽r̷̥͖̽͒̎
imagine two metangs doing the fusion dance from dbz
Gothorita may hypnotise sleeping children but when it evolves it doesn't get any better. Gothitelle's BW2 Entry says:"It can see the future from the movement of the stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness."
+servbot128 Atleast it gets wise enough to not go around kidnapping innocent children for the night....but yes it's loneliness is heartbreaking...
I wonder if earliness and jokes have Pokédex entries.
Brilliant comment
Great editing in this video, JWittz! I especially enjoyed the Xatu and Magcargo segments.
Xatu knew about 2020.
Best quote of all time "this wouldn't be a weird pokedex video without something hapining to children"
Here from 2020. Xatu was right. I think I might just stand still too.
I find it funny how Shauna came up beside Gothorita.
Xatu has seen 2020
yep he predict corona
"Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion."
Metagross, the original gem fusion.
Actually, if Golbat is about 9 times as wide as a vampire bat, then by volume, there's about 700 times as much bat to go around. And 700 times as much blood drained from its victims.
You're welcome.
Yes! Finally I'm not the only one who finds Gothorita's dex entry creepy!
Xatu wHY DIDNT YOU WARN US MAN
I loved this video, made me laugh so hard! Keep it up Jwittz!
Natu saw covid
I AM GOING TO GET ALL THE RARE CANDIES!!!!
*runs out dressed as an Emboar*
Do you remember when the JWittz was a youtuber and not a streamer?
Do you remerber when Jwittz was only about Pokemon
Do you remember when Jwittz maked only Pokemon TCG videos?
Do you remember when humans only ate raw meat?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
+zimbawane Remember when we dont have the net.
I dont
I’m not sure if you’ve done this one yet, but according to the Pokémon Sapphire Podedex (and a book on Pokémon I have) Jigglypuff’s life can be in danger during long battles because it’s main weapon is singing, and it doesn’t stop to breathe while doing so.
Spoopy video
+Caravan of Noobs Spooper spoopy.
Kappa
Victini The Great No, no, it's spoo*P*y. With a "p."
This may sound a bit creepy, but can you imagine a Gothorita being the child of a Hypno.
Gotorita: What are going to do tonight Dad?
Hypno: Same thing we do every night, kidnap children.
Can we get another height/weight are nonsense video.
I have a feeling that thoughts of just how big a Golbat actually is will haunt me for a long time.
SPOOPY
SCARYYYYY
+Soda POP 67 Oh very scary
+Soda POP 67 yes. very scary.
SKEEELETONS
SEND SHIVERS (keep going)
DOWN YOUR SPINE
Entei: So which came first, the Entei or the volcano?
Magcargo: It's also nonsense because mechanically, Magcargo sure as hell doesn't make water evaporate; water absolutely ANNIHILATES Magcargo. Dirt does, too, but the better Ground attacks are usually physical.
Parasect: Oh, its real-life inspiration gets even worse. At some point, the fungus will force the bug it has infected to climb as high as possible and completely overtake the bug, leaving it as just a corpse full of fungus which can now spread its spores. Brrrrrrrrr...
Xatu: The second picture seems like the most horrifying thing Xatu may have seen. The Smash fanmade seems way too pleasant to be what he saw, though. Or maybe Xatu is just paralyzed in confusion about the existence of Pepsiman.
Gothorita: Are Psychic and Ghost Pokemon working with the Body Snatchers? Because the Body Snatchers creep me right the flap out.
Carracosta: Must be a great swimmer if its fins can crack you so easily.
Omastar & Shellder: Is this one of those "shield which can repel any attack" and "spear which can break any defense" situations?
Slowking: If the "poison" somehow expands your mind, is it truly poison, or some kind of brain-activation chemical like dopamine? Also, when did Shellder develop a poisonous bite / clamp?
Metagross: Weird how Metagross, which looks like a spider tank made from a meteor, has a mouth, while Poliwhirl (a frog) doesn't seem to open its mouth ever, if it has one.
Golbat: No mention tonight of the weird Gene Simmons tongue it had that one time which just... vanished? Also, it's freaky how this thing's body just seems to be an always-agate mouth. I would imagine it has to close at some point. Same comment goes to Gyarados, though according to the Stadium games, Gyarados should be able to close its lower jaw.
Xatu forsaw SKT winning the LCS again
Happy Hallowwen The Jwittz
Love your videos
I think Xatu was predicting trump
or 2020
Yea lol
I'd like to mention Emolga and Golbat's Pokémon Moon entries, I found those rather morbid.
Emolga: It grills berries and bug Pokémon with electric shocks and makes a meal of them. It usually nests in the holes gouged in trees by Pikipek.
Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokémon.
Xatu saw 2020
5:36 sleep paralysis demon: am I a joke to you?
Lmao Xatu must have seen the results of the 2016 presidential election
The drying pan really caught me off guard xD
I don't celebrate Halloween BEAT THAT
why would you brag about not getting free candy
Omastar "cracking you open and turning you into a nice tropical beverage" is one of my favorite lines in any of his videos.
pokemon and children don t get along
+Evin Mwti Definitely not. Not ever. Kids hate pokemon games and in game kids hate pokemon pokemon
correction: Pokedex and children dont get along
Blitz There ya go!
The Pokemon disagree. They love children...
You guys and me don t get along
I remember in Primary School, I saw a Spinarak eating a Slugma, it was an odd sight.
Have you been notified already of the fact that Ogloza tagged you for the Pokémon Rap?
SWALOT UR EVERYWHERE!!
Titanickid 13 idd
lol
Titanickid 13 ;
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--- don't get it
I'm still never getting over Rampardos. Something about slamming its head onto walls so much its brain never grows. Poor guy!
I think Metagross is cute come hate me
***** I think Dusknoir is cute, too. :P And I know who Bonnie is XD
***** Eh. Cute I guess. I'm not really an Eevee fan. I like Pokemon nobody would except you to like alot, like Elgyem. ( Yes, I like Elgyem. THAT Pokemon is cute. )
***** Eh, Purugly is cute. I love Elgyem. Loooooooool
***** Yes. Lol, one of my favorite Psychic types
***** I don't find Mesprit to be cute as much as cool, tbh. Uxie is, imo, the cutest Pokemon. I don't know why, but to me, he looks like a little persian cat. And I don't really ever give a damn about Azelf.
Drifblim joins the "kidnapping crew"
"There was once an incedent in which a man took a trip riding a Drifblim, only to go missing."
It's been a long time since we've seen another one of these videos. I'm excited to watch it! :D
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY MENTIONING PARASECT!!!!
Since the day I got into Pokemon and caught my first Parasect, I thought Parasect was creepy. A mushroom controlling the mind of a functionally dead insect. And almost nobody put it on their Top 10 Creepy Pokedex Entry list.
THANK YOU!!!!
Does anyone else notice how Gothitelle should be Shauna's signature mon? Look at 5:26, Gothorita, then Shauna's shirt.
Awesome video! Good job Jwittz! 10/10 would watch again!
Oh, Shauna looks like she's inspired by Gothorita! The bows and the haircut...
XATU WAS PREDICTING THE CORONAVIRUS!
lots of funny annimations, you are getting better man XD
Oh shit, I LOVE when he does these!
Best Halloween ever, these are so much fun to watch.
I've always like the fire slug duo & all four spiders that come to mind, yet I find their real world counterparts deplorable! And I've always adored Beldum & its evolutions.
Another great video, TheJWittz!
awesome video. first time jwittz made a funny vid in a while, keep it up!
5:00 Why do I see the KOO Tigers?! WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY HEART JWITTZ?!!
"Metagross is formed when two metang fuse together" My first though was imagining a pair of Metangs going "Fuuuuuuuuuu-SION! HAAAAAAAAAAA!
WOOO!ANOTHER ONE OF THESE! I'VE BEEN WAITING A WHILE!!!!
very nice video JWittz, this was very funny and entertaining overall
(Left) (Right) :*Deep Voice*: I could use pants.