SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 07

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    This video is a fan-based parody. Sword Art Online is owned by A-1 Pictures, Aniplex USA, and Reki Kawahara. Please support the official release.
    Cast (By order of appearance)
    Megami33: Lizbeth
    ‪@Megami36‬
    xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
    ‪@xbubblemunkyx‬
    YamatoSFX: Kirito
    ‪@YamatoSFX‬
    Anthony DiMascio/Dizzasta: Announcer
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    (PLEASE READ)
    CREW
    Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
    Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
    Music Used
    Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
    SAO Soundtrack
    Guilty Gear Xrd SIGN
    Bravely Default
    Ori and the Blind Forest
    Dust: An Elysian Tail
    Persona Q
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    Busou Renkin Soundtrack
    Grim Fandango:
    Gurren Lagann Soundtrack:
    A Something Witty Production

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @tienshinhan4164
    @tienshinhan4164 4 года назад +11309

    Asuna: “Meet someone. Anyone.”
    Liz: Meets Kirito.
    Asuna: So you have chosen death.

    • @dbzawesome5783
      @dbzawesome5783 4 года назад +448

      Poor Liz she was so pure

    • @craigpeoples9883
      @craigpeoples9883 4 года назад +229

      Asuna's a hypocrite

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 3 года назад +135

      You said meet anyone tho!

    • @He_who_rides_many_winds
      @He_who_rides_many_winds 3 года назад +306

      “What is it with you women and crying under bridges, you’re like trolls” had me wheezing :U.

    • @godlyhax4172
      @godlyhax4172 3 года назад +96

      To be fair, In one episode, asuna said it was kirito's fault 12 people died and kirito said it was no-ones fault

  • @Draiocht012
    @Draiocht012 5 лет назад +6558

    "God I hate escort missions..."
    Don't forget it's also a fetch quest...

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +133

      Oh dear lord...

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 года назад +253

      An escort fetch quest is every gamers nightmare

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 4 года назад +16

      @@panpan1287 agreeded

    • @ignaciolancieri2208
      @ignaciolancieri2208 4 года назад +14

      What is a fetch quest?

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 года назад +109

      @@ignaciolancieri2208 it's a quest where you have to go get something for someone, usually they're very repetitive and boring
      Most of them go like this
      Some guy lost his prize possession and he enlists you to dive into a genaric dungeon to kill some genaric enemies and get it back
      The item is worth 200 gold and you have to give it back to him for 100 gold
      There are about 100 of these in every RPG

  • @JamesDOneBadMammajamma
    @JamesDOneBadMammajamma 5 лет назад +7510

    "Do it Sachi!"
    Amazing how changing three words in the script makes the parody surpass the original in storytelling.

    • @mudalad1215
      @mudalad1215 4 года назад +141

      James D i read that as he said it. Wow.

    • @guy.animations2935
      @guy.animations2935 4 года назад +11

      NO

    • @teddykazandjiev
      @teddykazandjiev 4 года назад +522

      @@guy.animations2935 You seem to NOT know how trauma works. Especially when the traumatic experience involves teenagers. Sorry but the original never even cared about Sachi visibly after like 2 episodes. No permanent emotional scars, no nothing. I am rewatching this thing for the third time now and I enjoy the characters much more. I did kind of love the perfect love of the original but let's be honest. Perfect gets booring and these people are gamers trapped in a death game who have experienced hell. They can't be perfect after what they've been through and that is why this "parody" is a better show than the original.

    • @__________1175
      @__________1175 4 года назад +114

      @@teddykazandjiev I can't entirely disagree but I do think people judge the original too harshly. Seriously, it's like the face of bad anime and it's *far* from the worst I've ever seen. I've watched multiple seasons of SAO (which I do think arguably gets worse with each subsequent season) while there are some anime I've dropped after a single episode (and, as far as anime goes, I'll even settle for the low-hanging fruit, garden-variety "pervy humor and nothing else of note" stuff as long as it elicits the occasional juvenile snicker).
      Like, this is good, but it's still a *parody* with the benefit of *hindsight* . Not saying SAO is particularly well-written (it notoriously isn't) but there's something innately silly about making this asertation about how this series handles trauma so much better than the original...as the protagonist makes similar sarcastic and asinine jokes at everyone's expense at every available opportunity and said trauma is sparsely acknowledged and, at times, played for comedic effect. Don't get me wrong, this is a parody and should do that sort of thing, but that's the thing. This is a parody and, thus, is primarily meant to be funny. The original wasn't. And a *big* part of why Kirito's character works here the way he does is because of the comedic approach. They couldn't have done this in the original.
      I like SAO (those first 12 episodes anyway) for what it is, even acknowledging the flaws. While this is entertaining and arguably as good (if not better) it doesn't quite scratch the same itch given it's parody nature.
      Frankly, I'd like SAO to be placed in the hands of a competent writer, rebooted, and have the entirety of the series take place in SAO with the ultimate goal of the series being to beat the game and escape. Even if that's not how it went in the light novels, I have no idea why you wouldn't go that route in animation. I know that a lot of anime fans are adamantly against straying from the source material but with a property like SAO? With the story potential that *could* be mined from that first arc? Why the hell wouldn't you? You could milk that for all it's worth.

    • @enzojose4001
      @enzojose4001 4 года назад +164

      @@__________1175 Nah, this parody is far more well-written and with more developed characters then the original.
      Most characters is the first season are pointless and without personality besides falling in love with Kirito or being a suport characters, while this parody make the side characters personalitys and actions have consequences in the story.

  • @majoraswrath6182
    @majoraswrath6182 Год назад +3932

    I just realized... The "yahahooey" sound was programmed to play when Kirito falls.. so in this world, there is a non-zero chance that as players were killing themselves at the start, the entire floor was constantly playing "yahahooey"

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Год назад +404

      Fun fact that lots of people these days wouldn't know. That was the old Disney sound clip for whenever Goofy fell a long distance in old cartoons. It was the same every time.

    • @sunshineleith5556
      @sunshineleith5556 Год назад +133

      @@dawnfire82 I know, and that's what makes it funnier

    • @dootslayer1411
      @dootslayer1411 Год назад +186

      ​@@sunshineleith5556*even goofier.
      I'll see myself right out

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Год назад +86

      ​@@dootslayer1411no no no, you can come back. That was funny.

    • @SsjRedneck
      @SsjRedneck Год назад +42

      ​@@dootslayer1411plz stay i want to hear more

  • @Sparky-ck5hr
    @Sparky-ck5hr 4 года назад +19414

    But wait how can lizbeth make Kirito the strongest weapon in the game when he already has the mithril pebble of pig smiting

    • @brendan64102
      @brendan64102 3 года назад +2144

      Don Fluffles took it before he disapeared

    • @thetealemerald
      @thetealemerald 3 года назад +1250

      @@brendan64102 and now it is said to be handed down from player to player in the guild of Pig Slayers

    • @secretskull21
      @secretskull21 3 года назад +822

      @@thetealemerald One day, a new member shall join the guild: Mardoza II, son of Mardoza, Guardian of the Pebble, and he shall take up his father’s legacy once more.

    • @Ecyeyr
      @Ecyeyr 3 года назад +530

      Actually the true meaning is that he asked for the best sword not the best weapon the mythril pebble is still stronger than the piece of shit but it's not a sword. In conclusion she made him the best sword but he still has the best weapon.

    • @DarthVader-6637
      @DarthVader-6637 3 года назад +13

      @@brendan64102 no Dick did

  • @guedeto1995
    @guedeto1995 4 года назад +9009

    I'd become a blacksmith in SAO just for that sick ass mini game and music.

    • @dmua9551
      @dmua9551 4 года назад +509

      You can at least get the music
      It's Big Blast Sonic from Guilty Gear

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 года назад +413

      I am wondering if the item appraisal Tiffany did had a similar mini game.

    • @thesilvercartographer6763
      @thesilvercartographer6763 4 года назад +134

      @@dmua9551 Ahh another Guilty Gear Fan. this show turned me into one

    • @pv1612
      @pv1612 4 года назад +73

      And now we have
      BULLSHIT BLAZING

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +112

      no wonder lizbeth never wanted to leave her shop

  • @llight245
    @llight245 5 лет назад +4106

    “Grab the crystal Liz.”
    “Grab the crystal!”
    “GrAb tHe CrYsTaL!!”

  • @8Rincewind
    @8Rincewind 2 года назад +4564

    It's interesting how we start with Liz being the weird psycho that freaks out Asuna and then at the end it's reversed.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 2 года назад +146

      Yes the irony is not lost on me.

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Год назад +104

      A Yandere and a Hikikomori.

    • @crimsify26
      @crimsify26 Год назад +33

      if you have ever seen dragon ball z abridged, liz is bulma as the voice actor.

    • @coyolord8031
      @coyolord8031 Год назад +53

      i love how asuna tells her to play along but kirito's like: "bitch, stop it. im not an idiot"

    • @grandgaming6108
      @grandgaming6108 Год назад +9

      Yandere Asuna is 'bout to make me act up in a bricked up manner

  • @Biscotum
    @Biscotum 4 года назад +4723

    "Why aren't you cold?"
    "Oh, I equipped this new mountaineering item called PAAANTS."

    • @moffattwins8310
      @moffattwins8310 4 года назад +89

      I fucking love this quote

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 4 года назад +129

      FanNotANerd And it’s not even the worse, so many girls in fantasy manga and anime die each year because their world didn’t master the art of making complete pant armor for girls.
      And let’s not even talk about those that didn’t understand armor is best when it’s in front of the chest, rather than literally everywhere around it, truly it’s a tragedy, how could we help them :’(

    • @merikmalhads1676
      @merikmalhads1676 4 года назад +29

      That is probably a literal quote from a Germanic guide for the first roman expeditions into the north (The romans wore togas and tunics and called pants "barbaric" when they first encountered the Germanic peoples.... they later started wearing them when winter hit

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 4 года назад +4

      @@moffattwins8310 imma steal it.

    • @TuxedMask
      @TuxedMask 3 года назад +9

      ‘God I hate escort missions’

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko020 3 года назад +6017

    "I called it the piece of shit."
    And then in episode 11 he tells tiffany to tell liz he didnt actually call it the piece of shit. *character development*

    • @endzio7376
      @endzio7376 3 года назад +73

      *Yay*

    • @gamedummie
      @gamedummie 3 года назад +391

      That's more character development than in the entire actual series

    • @HealingandHarm
      @HealingandHarm 3 года назад +109

      Okay i'm gonna need more th---- OH I GUESS WE'RE JUST DONE HERE?!

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 3 года назад +13

      @@endzio7376 why did you say summer in English?

    • @endzio7376
      @endzio7376 3 года назад

      @@sud1881 ?

  • @python1972
    @python1972 7 лет назад +8078

    WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING HOW FUCKING AWESOME THAT CUSTOM ANIMATION WAS WHILE THE SWORD WAS BEING FORGED

    • @terohanninen344
      @terohanninen344 7 лет назад +346

      What custom animation? I mean, I guess the added smithing-minigame UI is kind of cool...

    • @nathaniellee5277
      @nathaniellee5277 7 лет назад +524

      Jake tongue GRASP THE TRUTH. HOLD IT HIGH. RAISE YOUR FISTS THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE MADE TO START WITH.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 7 лет назад +373

      Emotionally Conflicted Gurran Lagan makes everything better.

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 7 лет назад +153

      That's gurran Lagan

    • @SideComment24
      @SideComment24 7 лет назад +66

      This just made me consider going Blacksmith or perhaps Whitesmith on RPG's.

  • @bobjoe9289
    @bobjoe9289 Год назад +2478

    It took me too long to realize he stops her the MOMENT before she says "fault" because he gets serious PTSD from that word

    • @AlyxVance1996
      @AlyxVance1996 Год назад +212

      Which is both hilarious and extremely sad

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles 9 месяцев назад +147

      its really strange seeing kirito's trauma get explored this much since main sao doesn't go into depth likw this.

    • @magistersolis.3750
      @magistersolis.3750 8 месяцев назад +53

      @@fuck_youtube_handlesExcept in the manga (edit: Light Novel vol 2) where he tries to end his life after failing to bring her back.
      I meant the light novels I misunderstood that there was a difference.
      After reading vol 1 & 2 myself I realized the difference. But I was right about his sewercidal tendacies.
      Granted he didn’t do something like take his sword to his throat but actively ran into a fight without a plan and almost raised his sword against his best friend Cliene out of pure desperation.
      Ready to become a player killer. For a foolish wish.

    • @marcierex4547
      @marcierex4547 7 месяцев назад +27

      @@magistersolis.3750 i shouldve read the manga dawg

    • @Chaos706
      @Chaos706 6 месяцев назад +23

      Shows how is character was affected from a very traumatic event.
      If only the real show actually expanded on that.

  • @ExplosiveDevil
    @ExplosiveDevil 5 лет назад +4510

    "Would you do that to someone else's baby?"
    "You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test it's durability? Nooo that's not something I would typically do."
    Brilliant.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 лет назад +46

      Explosive Devil
      I just do it for fun

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 5 лет назад +17

      @@spindash64 i use baseball bats much better

    • @Axelman1234
      @Axelman1234 5 лет назад +19

      I was practically slammed into another baby as a baby by this line

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 5 лет назад +38

      ...is that _not_ how daycares work?

    • @danielwilson7193
      @danielwilson7193 5 лет назад +3

      I throw giant blocks of katchin at them.

  • @mistertapman
    @mistertapman 5 лет назад +6142

    "DO IT, SACHI!"
    This series making me feel more for Kirito than the actual show.

    • @WriterPlaysMTG
      @WriterPlaysMTG 5 лет назад +204

      Timothy Pyle he has more dimension

    • @nragedchinchilla9406
      @nragedchinchilla9406 5 лет назад +159

      @@WriterPlaysMTG The animation has more dimensions than Show Kirito

    • @Valnotersc
      @Valnotersc 5 лет назад +180

      Characters having importance for more than the episode they were introduced in, we can't have that!

    • @spiritwolf4267
      @spiritwolf4267 5 лет назад +34

      I will be back at the first girl he ever liked gets killed MMA end up making females all for him and then he just ends up not giving a f*** at all until the end where she loves Asana

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 лет назад +30

      I’m just posting this everywhere, but given how much it affected him, and that Coffin got yeeted already, I really hope that the climax of the GGO arc involves him finally dancing with The Don

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 3 года назад +6246

    I love how Kirito will gladly come up with some story about a magical legendary rock and force someone to listen, but the moment he has to listen, he shuts down

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 2 года назад +249

      Yeah, he does seem like the kind who likes to here himself talk.

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 2 года назад +347

      He did memorize what kind of crayons Silica used to eat though..

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 2 года назад +355

      I don't think he shut down here because Lizbeth was talking.
      He shut down because what Lizbeth was talking about was far too familiar.

    • @masterofhippos1395
      @masterofhippos1395 2 года назад +63

      @@WarmLusamine its his gift to the world

    • @MonkeBrain07
      @MonkeBrain07 2 года назад +174

      It's not about not wanting to listen. It's just his PTSD. Oh my goodness, an abridged character is better written than the original character...

  • @conceptualization.6617
    @conceptualization.6617 Год назад +6903

    I just realized
    Kirito starts counting to 30 seconds on 1:26
    He counts to 3 on 1:29
    Then goes the opening, which is 25 secs long
    After the opening, Kirito's count is on 28 seconds
    The amount of attention to detail is insane

    • @General_C
      @General_C Год назад +930

      Would have been hilarious if you could hear him counting during the intro or through the captions.

    • @Onikage55
      @Onikage55 Год назад +293

      Yes but unfortunately they completely missed the opportunity for "PERFECT!" right at the end of Liz's crafting

    • @jackpumpoen
      @jackpumpoen Год назад +68

      really proving your worth here conceptualization. here have a skill point. i’ll even put on the saramirizian lounge jacket

    • @deadline6149
      @deadline6149 Год назад +30

      @@Onikage55 i d say the craft ending with "Metallurgy" is perfect

    • @cinnabunz1532
      @cinnabunz1532 Год назад

      Come on somebody else like this comment so we can get Satan too notice us

  • @sylvesterlukasthemalesylveon
    @sylvesterlukasthemalesylveon 7 лет назад +5468

    "You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would *typically* do." - Kirito Abridged 2015

  • @ShyBrony
    @ShyBrony 8 лет назад +6818

    It's rare that an abridged series has character development as great as this. Bravo

    • @stevensmith699
      @stevensmith699 8 лет назад +442

      It's because the abridged series needs to fill the void the original created

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 8 лет назад +114

      So far every abridge I watched had good character development and it makes sense since they build off of an alright to good character

    • @cooperm4185
      @cooperm4185 8 лет назад +70

      +IceVeins kirito is as bland as they come

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 8 лет назад +14

      +Cooper McGill Seriously thats how you feel? I thought the main problem was that he started off so strong instead of working his way up to being that strong so you saying this Kirito has more emotion cause hes always being sarcastic?

    • @cooperm4185
      @cooperm4185 8 лет назад +69

      IceVeins I meant actual canon Kirito

  • @emimimimimimimi
    @emimimimimimimi 4 года назад +3233

    "Meet someone! ANYONE!"
    Liz: lol okay **meets Kirito**
    Asuna: wait no not that one

    • @reptile1677
      @reptile1677 3 года назад +49

      Thank for not doing the you have chosen death meme. I hate it so much

    • @emimimimimimimi
      @emimimimimimimi 3 года назад +47

      @@reptile1677 Lmao yea I saw the you have chosen death meme a bit too much as well

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 3 года назад +29

      liz, thats not a person

    • @butyoucancallmezyn
      @butyoucancallmezyn 3 года назад +38

      "That's on me. Set the bar too low."

    • @joelisvysniauskas4653
      @joelisvysniauskas4653 2 года назад +26

      Liz: "hold on this whole operation was your idea"

  • @frost598
    @frost598 2 года назад +1686

    Fun Fact, the reason Liz has pink hair is because just after she obtained her shop, Asuna suggested that she dye her hair and wear the maid outfit to attract more customers.

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 года назад +2025

    “Would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No that’s not something I’d typically do” this is why I love sao

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Год назад +29

      Typically

    • @EvillAnime
      @EvillAnime Год назад +15

      I don't think that's in the original

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 Год назад +18

      @@EvillAnime I’m aware. The original is good too, but this one is awesome

    • @EvillAnime
      @EvillAnime Год назад +45

      @@weebandgaminginc.7593 the original is the poster boy of Bad writing lol
      This abridged version, this is good

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 Год назад

      @@EvillAnime I can agree that there are issues to resolve. Seriously… he’s probably one of the most intellectually inept protagonists ever. This one’s just a douche

  • @picklebobpie5314
    @picklebobpie5314 4 года назад +4460

    Anyone:*starts backstory
    Me and kirito: NO NO NO

    • @schliepsiek
      @schliepsiek 4 года назад +113

      I had to pause I was laughing so hard

    • @astr4ll141
      @astr4ll141 3 года назад +153

      Well actually the reason why he was freaking out was because liz was talking about how her whole guild got killed, which is the same thing that happened to him

    • @ASTENO21
      @ASTENO21 3 года назад +121

      @@astr4ll141 I noticed that just now, like 10 times watching the series, it’s sad now that I think about it, he wasn’t saying no for kicks and gigs, he was genuinely devastated by his guild getting killed so he wanted her to stop

    • @stupidityasahuman2304
      @stupidityasahuman2304 3 года назад +3

      I made your like 666 and i agree

    • @monkgooner
      @monkgooner 3 года назад +4

      Kirito and I*

  • @duyang5357
    @duyang5357 5 лет назад +4540

    Kirito: You have 30 seconds before I burn this place down... 1, 2, 3...
    [Intro (25 seconds later)]
    Kirito: 28, 29...

    • @SquishyBoi5463
      @SquishyBoi5463 5 лет назад +238

      I was annoyed he didn't say 30

    • @monkebox3436
      @monkebox3436 5 лет назад +242

      Actually, I put it next to a google stopwatch (because I was curious to see how close it actually was) and it was roughly 26.90 seconds from the time he started saying three until he said twenty-eight. I have no clue why I bothered with this besides my curiosity.

    • @PhantasmHCS
      @PhantasmHCS 5 лет назад +69

      @@monkebox3436 How could you not wanna do this? Hahaha, you just saved everybody else the work (at least those who see this thread)

    • @monkebox3436
      @monkebox3436 5 лет назад +21

      @@PhantasmHCS Well, I guess I did, but it could be more accurate. My timer wasn't perfect after all.

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 5 лет назад +7

      At least he counted! Lol!

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 Год назад +1132

    I love the "no no no no" from Kirito while liz is telling him about her last guild. Really good at giving him character development.

    • @darthdrakob1372
      @darthdrakob1372 Год назад +67

      *PTSD noises intensify*

    • @netnet_in_a_sweater9351
      @netnet_in_a_sweater9351 11 месяцев назад +43

      Same. I thought it was just him being an asshole and not wanting to listen to people’s problems but plot twist: he didn’t want to feel things

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 4 месяца назад +10

      “DO IT SACHI!”
      ._.

  • @jakeboorsma6516
    @jakeboorsma6516 4 года назад +8549

    So when Kirito is counting to 30 he gets cut off by the intro at 3, then intro takes 25 seconds. Then when it cuts back to Kirito he's at 28
    Now that's god damn attention to detail right there

    • @klarpkant
      @klarpkant 4 года назад +183

      jake Boorsma actually in total it gets to 25 seconds. So they’re 3 seconds short. So very close though

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 4 года назад +144

      oh my god. the level of attention to detail that was put into this.

    • @infamousgames7621
      @infamousgames7621 4 года назад +234

      10 thousand Babies no the intro starts at 1:30 when he’s at 3 then when it cuts back at 1:58 when he’s at 28. It’s accurate

    • @soggyramen6031
      @soggyramen6031 4 года назад +26

      Drew Films but the counting starts before the intro

    • @infamousgames7621
      @infamousgames7621 4 года назад +66

      Soggy Ramen the intro starts when he says 3, then it takes 25 secs, when it ends he’s at 28. That’s what we’re saying

  • @yayalu8650
    @yayalu8650 5 лет назад +2212

    "From now on, whenever someone makes a dragon poop sword, you know what they're gonna think? Lizbeth"
    That was more romantic and charming than anything the original Kirito has ever said.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 5 лет назад +157

      That actually is a great way to give her credit to others, for the best sword in the game, and show apreciation for her work. ...somehow.

    • @nightshade2826
      @nightshade2826 4 года назад +102

      Yeah. I still cant believe karahawa forced the story to make us believe Asuna loves kirito "for some reason". Because in the original kirito never once says that he loves asuna. They kinda just... get together even tho we never see him actually talk about this relationship stuff. Asuna does that in his place.
      Actually, I dont think kirito ever really talked about something personal in the show at all.

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we 4 года назад +81

      @@wandanemer2630 You know what is funny? A few episodes latter, when Kirito has his duel after revealing that the commander is actually Kaiba akihiko, he tells Klien(ballzs) to let Lizbet know he didn't actually name the sword a piece of shit.
      I loved that whole episode.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 года назад +6

      @@Matthew-li7we That episode is so good!! 😍😍

    • @ast3rickk31
      @ast3rickk31 4 года назад +8

      Wanda Nemer I think the elucidator was actually stronger than the dark repulsor, by just a little bit. I think that’s why at the end it broke and elucidator didn’t

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 4 года назад +3047

    I think that Asuna burning down Lisbeth's shop was actually doing her a favor. Now she has to go out and meet people, at least until she buys another shop.

    • @Zeboki
      @Zeboki 4 года назад +167

      But that sick ass minigame with Guilty Gear theme!

    • @istoppedcaring6209
      @istoppedcaring6209 3 года назад +161

      nah, Assuna did it purely because she is teritorial as hell; seriously though, why did she burn it down, lizz only said she wanted to sleep with kirito, past tense, maybe she stil wanted to but you know

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 3 года назад +122

      @@istoppedcaring6209 cuz like kirito, asuna is a sociopath

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 3 года назад +80

      “You were warned.”

    • @pokokuyo51
      @pokokuyo51 3 года назад +37

      @@edbo10 couple made in heaven

  • @thesephiam
    @thesephiam Год назад +1172

    13:27 I love how Azuna and Kirito have way more compatibility in this one, than the original. They’re both crazy psychopaths

    • @chrisd5564
      @chrisd5564 Год назад +179

      Correction asuna is a psychopath and Kirito is a sociopath with major insecurities and extremely severe PTSD lol

    • @thesephiam
      @thesephiam Год назад +85

      @@chrisd5564 I stand corrected, but while we’re on the subject, narcissist should be added in there somewhere.

    • @chrisd5564
      @chrisd5564 Год назад +44

      @@thesephiam very good point lmao not to mention the colossal ego

    • @lordkingstali
      @lordkingstali Год назад +13

      Man asuna reminded me of kirito here than kirito himself

    • @Board_Director_Seraphi
      @Board_Director_Seraphi Год назад +24

      @@chrisd5564Asuna is also a Yandere. That’s for sure.

  • @gayboy42069
    @gayboy42069 5 лет назад +2346

    "Hey, I'm a reasonable man. Just make me the best sword in the game... or I'll do everything I can to destroy your hopes and dreams."
    ...
    Sound reasonable

  • @Potato-yd3hv
    @Potato-yd3hv 4 года назад +992

    "DO IT SACHI!"
    Y'see, SAO? THIS IS HOW YOU GIVE A PLAYER TRAUMA!

  • @Sabbalab92
    @Sabbalab92 4 года назад +3156

    "DO IT, SACHI!"
    That was excellent! That should have been in the actual canon.

    • @empath69
      @empath69 4 года назад +253

      That would involve Reki writing protags that AREN'T just Marty Stu power-harem fantasies...

    • @karawang3675
      @karawang3675 3 года назад +141

      The problem is, these side story things with Lizbeth, Sachi, Yui (I think), and Silica were actually written after the main plot points of the story, since SAO was originally a short story. Sachi technically did exist, but Reki Kawahara probably didn't have all the details planned out and just had Asuna mention his “old guild” as an offhand comment when Kirito was forced to join KoB. Why he didn't change anything later when it was officially published... idk.

    • @gido9467
      @gido9467 3 года назад +93

      What do you mean? This IS the canon.

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 3 года назад +11

      @@karawang3675 it wasn't an offhand comment bruv. He explained the exact reasons as to why he avoided people and guilds when talking about her.

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 3 года назад +9

      That happened in the actual canon without Kirito saying anything. His actions speak for themselves.

  • @davidshadow1019
    @davidshadow1019 2 года назад +3197

    "DO IT SACHI"
    I was totally not expecting that... AT ALL. That caught me totally off-guard, I was shocked and confused for a second, just to realize the next second how amazing this show is, I'm really happy that I finally got to watch this, and thank you so much for bringing this to existence

    • @ThatOnePeacekeeper
      @ThatOnePeacekeeper 2 года назад +241

      Yeah, it definitely was a “holy shit” moment. The writing for this series is amazing.

    • @sorthweast3030
      @sorthweast3030 2 года назад +158

      Moments like this are why I prefer this to the actual show

    • @WhatsJamesName
      @WhatsJamesName Год назад +123

      When I saw this in the original, I was confused on why he didn’t say “do it sachi.”
      Thank god this repaired that.

    • @steveh1289
      @steveh1289 Год назад

      Ptsd is a bitch.

    • @Mr.Dr.Doctor
      @Mr.Dr.Doctor Год назад +22

      Can someone pls explain, i got my own understanding but i wanna know the actual thing lol

  • @chipwhich
    @chipwhich 3 года назад +6587

    i love how he treats liz like she’s just an NPC

    • @Kuro-hv5bm
      @Kuro-hv5bm 3 года назад +247

      Well probably because npc blacksmiths can auto craft decent weapons anyway without having seizures, which for context in a later episode they mentioned the crafting systems do that to players.
      Out of context but why do you use chip flakes original character as a image?
      I can get fare use images from random pictures or anime but isn't copying a youtubers image illegal
      Because it counts as impersonation which is against copyright laws.
      Sorry, just thought you'd want to know considering it can be a risk.

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 3 года назад +41

      @Kuro i wanted too. I don’t think that’s really bad considering that was never an image he used as a profile picture, and I clearly wasn’t him just by looking at my name. But that’s not even a problem anymore so 🤷‍♂️

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 3 года назад +82

      No no no, he stabs NPCs, just look at Gary dying on the floor of Asuna's guild.

    • @doomed4life228
      @doomed4life228 3 года назад +80

      His best friends are npcs tho

    • @marklaurencedeleon8968
      @marklaurencedeleon8968 3 года назад +46

      He probably didn't want to get too attached. Like... Ms. Lag.

  • @wingedhussar8552
    @wingedhussar8552 5 лет назад +3446

    “Do it, Sachi!”
    This, this right here, is the kinda thing that makes your Kirito more empathetic than the original one. You do this character so much better in a PARODY than the real thing.

    • @benhemsworth8555
      @benhemsworth8555 5 лет назад +86

      Winged Hussar wait seriously, real Kirito is less sympathetic than this?

    • @hopelessly.lavenderly
      @hopelessly.lavenderly 5 лет назад +238

      @@benhemsworth8555 I forget real Kirito is a person sometimes

    • @adzi6164
      @adzi6164 5 лет назад +166

      Original Kirito tended to be too... perfect.

    • @edenproductions6290
      @edenproductions6290 5 лет назад +93

      I hope that Kirito’s voice actor in the actual show, Bryce Papenbrook watches this show. God, he’d love this.

    • @prettybigpengus
      @prettybigpengus 5 лет назад +177

      @@benhemsworth8555 Kirito was too emotionally stable and too perfect. He was exciting as a piece of cold bread left out on the counter.
      The abridged made him more entertaining and have more depth. That the reason why he's so dead inside and things like that is because of Sachi. And he doesn't want a repeat of Sachi.
      Versus in the show, she was there for 2 episodes and never spoken about again.

  • @SomeNerd1917
    @SomeNerd1917 5 лет назад +2450

    kirito: what race gives you pink hair and freckles anyway?
    me: good question

    • @wyklety5363
      @wyklety5363 5 лет назад +37

      Code Lyoko will never die

    • @razgriz4978
      @razgriz4978 5 лет назад +9

      Anime

    • @BandGGaming
      @BandGGaming 5 лет назад +37

      Hair isn't bound by your real appearance. They sell dyes and haircuts in-game

    • @BandGGaming
      @BandGGaming 5 лет назад +24

      In her photo, she has normal brown hair is why I say that

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 лет назад +3

      Didn't they get their original looks restored though?

  • @williammcalpine2718
    @williammcalpine2718 3 года назад +1824

    5:38 I just appreciate how this parody really makes ptsd apart of this series, it adds a realistic heartwarming element

    • @nonexist7386
      @nonexist7386 Год назад +31

      PTSD Is heartwarming?

    • @aresthecrazy9335
      @aresthecrazy9335 Год назад +100

      No, it’s called readers and viewers like it when characters have the spicy trauma. It makes the characters feel more realistic or relatable in some ways. However it should be noted that too much trauma or tragic backstory will eventually feel forced, or the writer is just using the character as a punching bag. It’s a balancing act, and difficult to do in a convincing manner.

    • @nonexist7386
      @nonexist7386 Год назад +8

      @@aresthecrazy9335 I see

    • @ogre7699
      @ogre7699 Год назад +30

      As heartwarming as trauma gets.
      Not gonna lie, could've been phrased a little better lol.
      It was a good touch though. Makes the characters, actually feel like characters.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict Год назад +37

      @@nonexist7386 PTSD causes spikes of adrenaline and increased heart rate since it's part of a traumatic fight or flight event being relived. So technically yes, PTSD *is* heartwarming.

  • @spindash64
    @spindash64 5 лет назад +1332

    Kirito hates everyone, is borderline psychotic, yet he still manages to be endearing.
    I hereby propose the term, “Salted Nut Roll”

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 5 лет назад +40

      Pretzel

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +14

      spindash64 only borderline?

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 4 года назад +4

      that's so great! XD

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +4

      sort-of-not-really precious salted nut roll

    • @oTamusima
      @oTamusima 4 года назад +1

      @Mary T @Andrej Antanasov
      the theory i go with is that it's so many emotions yelling at once during times of "hating" that deciphering all the info is about like how heavy metal puts me to sleep because i'm trying to determine who's voice it is and can't. www.louisemorris.com/muscle-testing/ maybe our body knows we shouldn't be doing it in the way we are?

  • @panpan1287
    @panpan1287 4 года назад +3176

    "DO IT SACHI"
    It was at this exact moment that SAO Abridged surpassed SAO Proper in not only humor, but outright quality and storytelling
    My heart legit stopped for a few seconds when that line was spoken

    • @ArkeusWolf
      @ArkeusWolf 4 года назад +178

      Legit. SAO will always hold a special place in my heart for a couple different reasons (one of them being that SAO was the first anime i ever watched) but i can still understand it’s not exactly... high-quality. But yeah, i agree, one of the shows *many* problems was that, Kirito completely forgot Sachi existed 2 episodes after she died and then started chasing Asunas tail (or, perhaps more accurately, she started chasing his) as if nothing ever happened. Seeing that in the abridged version, Kirito actually grieves for Sachi for longer then a single episode is really cool since, the only other time i’ve seen an abridged version of an anime improve the story is the goblin slayer abridged, which you should totally check out if you haven’t already.

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 года назад +40

      @@ArkeusWolf I'll give it a look, I've been needing something to hold me over until the next episode of SAO abridged
      Especially after what happened to DBZ abridged

    • @Krakhead27
      @Krakhead27 4 года назад +10

      @@ArkeusWolf was my first anime as well i really loved that abridged scene as it doesnt make him look like a robot without emotions

    • @thecrock9819
      @thecrock9819 4 года назад +3

      Lupus Moon moon wait didn’t kirito cry in asuna’s lap about it like right before he got kayuba

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 4 года назад +5

      I thought it was in episode one with the legend of the pebble.

  • @JStar55555
    @JStar55555 4 года назад +2020

    "DO IT, SACHI!!!"
    Jesus this line hits so hard everytime. Then the instant back track that comes after too because Kirito is virtually incapable of being vulnerable. Abridged Kirito is such a asshole and a borderline psychopath but is also oddly endearing and he has alot of depth, I really love him not being able to save Sachi being a driving force for his character rather than Sachi just being a forgotten throw away character with no real impact on Kirito or the story.

    • @endorsi25th51
      @endorsi25th51 3 года назад +168

      WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!

    • @张生-h8s
      @张生-h8s 3 года назад +143

      THE BANDITS ARE COMING

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 3 года назад +79

      @@张生-h8s YOU LEFT US TO DIE!

    • @MrOmegatronic
      @MrOmegatronic 3 года назад +170

      That one line explains him _perfectly_ : He's a sociopathic asshole who does everything in his power to drive people away, because he's afraid of being hurt. He cares too much, so he shuts himself off from the world so nothing can ever hurt him. He's conditioned himself to be garbage to everyone, to drive them away so they can't get through his shell and give him time to bond with them.
      All in all, he's just a miserable, broken child hiding behind the mask of a soulless monster, to protect himself from the only pain he can't heal faster than it's dealt. And yet, it's not enough: No matter how hard he tries, no matter how much he bitches, he can't _help_ but care about other people, and it terrifies him because he's afraid of the pain.

    • @yessirbrother8402
      @yessirbrother8402 3 года назад +11

      @@MrOmegatronic exactly

  • @MichaKasprzak
    @MichaKasprzak Год назад +240

    "I'm begging you! Meet someone!"
    "Hey Asuna, I met some-"
    "No. You did not"
    "I did not meet anyone. Totally. I don't even know who this guy in black is"

    • @teoteo5971
      @teoteo5971 Год назад +1

      I don't even know what's "IT* wearing what's that dark color on *IT*

  • @chantelbrown7501
    @chantelbrown7501 7 лет назад +597

    I adore the fact that they're able to sink their lips up so well and add extra animations that look like they belong in the show.😄

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 7 лет назад +9

      Izzy is a very diligent worker. And who ever else edits.

    • @averagejoe3905
      @averagejoe3905 7 лет назад +13

      chantel brown sync*

    • @souurvc
      @souurvc 7 лет назад +6

      chantel brown They didnt sync the lip movements and all that, they edited it

    • @victory1014
      @victory1014 7 лет назад

      chantel brown ikr

    • @SMarie-wd3gj
      @SMarie-wd3gj 7 лет назад +7

      K1NG Illuminati yeah they do you can tell when his eyes move that it's their editing

  • @Daniel_Nye
    @Daniel_Nye 5 лет назад +3439

    I know people are praising this for giving Kirito actual personality as he mistakes Liz's name for Sachi, but me, I'm in awe of the visual effects in the blacksmith scene at 11:29
    Can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it was to edit that, the colour correction in darkening up Liz to match the set change and cutting the original background from the anime, looks cool.
    And yes, the Sachi moment is good

    • @KeshinMadHouse
      @KeshinMadHouse 5 лет назад +27

      A u know the song

    • @percyjackson5075
      @percyjackson5075 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/channel/UC7h9EhybshmkPQlWexLN2zg

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +65

      THAT SCENE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS WHY IS NO ONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT-

    • @flux_casey
      @flux_casey 4 года назад +44

      YamatoSFX talked about that part at a panel, saying how much work it was but he just wanted to keep one-upping it over and over again. It probably took more work than the rest of the episode as a whole.

    • @pizzaman9859
      @pizzaman9859 4 года назад

      Ghost DAC king

  • @MogofWar
    @MogofWar 9 лет назад +894

    5:57 "DO IT, SACHI!!!" When a parody gives an arc more depth of meaning than the actual story did....

    • @swordnight2586
      @swordnight2586 9 лет назад +100

      Ikr now that's just sad

    • @hampsterpig7866
      @hampsterpig7866 9 лет назад +107

      Mog of War PTSD is some nasty shit and this does it better then the actual show. Tis quite sad.

    • @HeartNSuspension
      @HeartNSuspension 9 лет назад +101

      Mog of War I'm so glad someone else mentioned this. Original Kirito had no depth. This Kirito is someone you can absolutely hate, while falling in love with them at the same time and have no fucking clue how those two things can coexist in concert with each other. But you still love it anyway. (Saying the above in another way: You know an abridged series is good when the writer/s and voice actor can make a girl fangirl over the Abridged character more than the real deal. ;D lol.)

    • @fantasyrose3903
      @fantasyrose3903 9 лет назад +24

      BanananaBatman YUP! i like Abridged Kirito better than the Original

    • @TheCakeMachine
      @TheCakeMachine 9 лет назад +16

      Mog of War I agree, though I still like the original anime I also like this one, each has it's pros and cons, just like everything in this world. (That part seriously made me so happy to see Kirito character development, and the death of all his friends actually effecting him instead of getting over it in, what, 2 maybe 3 episodes.)

  • @fandomonium3789
    @fandomonium3789 3 года назад +2662

    "Trying to impress some master swordsman, eh? Get him to plant his enchanted sword in your cave of wonders? Do battle with the fearsome dragon within?"
    "What would be the dragon in that metaphor?"
    "Chlamydia."
    Is it because of the burning? God dammit, SAO Abridged, who gave you the right to be so clever?

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 2 года назад +86

      I also can't stop thinking it's a sick burn on Deen's Fate Stay Night anime; another bad anime with intercourse & dragon in the same scene.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +57

      Definitely the burning. And does this mean Kirito and Asuna have STDs now? Who programs that in a video game?! *stupid question considering the guy also programmed it to murder you

    • @le_meme_man8983
      @le_meme_man8983 Год назад +20

      @@TheRibbonRed We don't talk about Deen's Fate adaptation

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Год назад +20

      @@dr.bright6272 "It's not a bug it's a feature" ~ Kayaba

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Год назад +23

      @@dr.bright6272
      Who programs an mmo to even have sex to begin with? Which it does have, canonically

  • @chimkim
    @chimkim 4 года назад +5319

    So I did some math.
    After Kirito ran up the wall, it took him 3 seconds to fall down to the ground. Using distance=(1/2)g*(t^2), he fell down approximately 44 meters.
    To run up the wall until he slipped took about 3 seconds as well, making his average speed about 14.7 m/s.
    This is about 53 km/hr or 32 mph. He is running faster than any human has before. This would make his running illegal in school zones, though he's not allowed in those already.
    Edit: for those of you saying that gravity could be different (fair point BTW), here's some math I did in the comments earlier showing that if it's not equal, it's damn close.
    Okay, so it's me again with useless math.
    So, as shown in a clip at 4:18, Lisbeth is about forehead height to Kirito. Kirito's height is 172 cm according to official sources. With a little bit of scaling, this leads to Lisbeth being 163.4 cm. Later on, at 8:18, we see Kirito fall about half of Lisbeth's height (81.7 cm) in 1 frame, or about 0.03 seconds at 30 fps. This means he attained a velocity of 27.23 m/s in the 3 seconds that he was falling. This leads to an average acceleration of 9 m/s. When you account for the fact that it was a little less than 3 seconds he was falling + general error, it is no stretch to say that the gravity in SAO is about equivalent to real life gravity and my math holds.
    Originally I was going to use the sandwich drop but unfortunately there is a cut as it drops, skipping a good portion of its fall.
    God I need a life.
    Bright side, AP Physics isn't gonna have anything on me this year.

    • @corbanhanson3431
      @corbanhanson3431 4 года назад +222

      Dragonslayer24c lol, great stuff at the end of that

    • @patrickstar1723
      @patrickstar1723 4 года назад +195

      Damn mega brain

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 4 года назад +136

      This is big brain time

    • @maritzatapia8066
      @maritzatapia8066 4 года назад +36

      Damn

    • @deckssays
      @deckssays 4 года назад +136

      I feel like all of this math was just for that last line.

  • @rabbitstraya2948
    @rabbitstraya2948 5 лет назад +1407

    "Well, you see, I equipped this great new mountaineering item called PANTS!" Lmao

  • @Draeckon
    @Draeckon 7 лет назад +151

    You know, watching this again, I just realized... At the beginning, when Kirito starts counting, if you count with him during the OP, you should hit 28 at about the same time he does when it cuts back to him. That's a nice little touch!

  • @johnbowersox738
    @johnbowersox738 Год назад +492

    The fact that he wouldn't typically (not would never) slam a baby into another baby is the personification of abridged Kirito.

  • @fragmentedghost5391
    @fragmentedghost5391 4 года назад +2477

    Everyone's talking about "Do it Sachi" which is good because that's a great line but lets not forget the fact that Liz had a flashback ten seconds prior, the episode really shows how both of them are truly broken individuals that coped in different ways. Liz hid away in her shop, acting open and happy and clinging to the few friends she has left, and Kirito completely closed himself off to everyone, distancing himself from people he cared about so he couldn't be hurt by their deaths, but still having the urge to protect them.
    I'm probably thinking too hard about this but the writing in this show is really good

    • @jsange
      @jsange 3 года назад +75

      Legitimately makes me ship Kirito and Liz, I'm hoping this team can do something good with Asuna's backstory to change that.
      As a fan of the original SAO as well I feel gross not shipping Asuna. (Part of the reason I hate the stupid fucking spinoff video games)

    • @helexsharpshot1301
      @helexsharpshot1301 3 года назад +51

      My thing is this. Liz and Kirito would have been a better ship. I love his relationship with asuna now (As in later seasons) But for the main Incrad arc Liz would have been the better choice

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 3 года назад +15

      That's taken straight from the OG. People don't give Reki credit for that.

    • @eloiskret6074
      @eloiskret6074 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, kirito is bullied by his sis. He is also arrogant so, I can see why he was so terrible to everyone in the beginning but Sachi's death made it worse.

    • @cpttrps5376
      @cpttrps5376 2 года назад +14

      Finding someone with repressed trauma I relate to: NO NO NO NO NO

  • @ocarinaguy41
    @ocarinaguy41 9 лет назад +911

    This ABRIDGED SERIES has more plot, backstory, and fleshed out characters than 2 seasons of the actual anime.

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 6 лет назад +958

    "Why aren't you cold?"
    "Well, I equipped this great new mountaineering item. It's called PANTS!"

  • @jaquesvonstraus7287
    @jaquesvonstraus7287 Год назад +148

    Kirito: YOU HAVE EXACTLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE I BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!
    Also Kirito: have you ever noticed this game has a real arson problem?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Год назад +1

      He wasnt even the one who burned her place

    • @IsaiahIngram-w2k
      @IsaiahIngram-w2k 9 месяцев назад

      Let me guess Asian burned Liz’s place down

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@IsaiahIngram-w2kAsuna did do it

  • @ohyeahyeah4497
    @ohyeahyeah4497 6 лет назад +2027

    “I’m cold and alone”
    “Wait but I’m still here”
    “THE GOOD NEWS JUST KEEPS COMING”

    • @deliberatelydead6195
      @deliberatelydead6195 6 лет назад +34

      oh no no no no NO NO NO NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO

    • @marvinchaves1252
      @marvinchaves1252 6 лет назад +6

      Look, do u wanna keep giving me shit? or do u wanna figure out a way to get outta here? -_-

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 лет назад

      Thats what I called a character !

    • @kiruslocke2119
      @kiruslocke2119 6 лет назад +3

      Dragonite used Sheer Cold. It’s super effective!

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 3 года назад +3

      @@marvinchaves1252 OH don’t think I can’t do BOTH! I am quite the multitasker.

  • @JhuanVSales
    @JhuanVSales 7 лет назад +1623

    *Liz's shop on fire*
    "You were WARNED!"
    It got me

    • @Abliskarian
      @Abliskarian 7 лет назад +21

      Jhuan V. Sales did Asuna burn down the shop? If so and why?

    • @Mermain123
      @Mermain123 7 лет назад +108

      she warned her not to go after kirito. they still had a moment after so asuna carried out her warning

    • @kyronshadows2910
      @kyronshadows2910 7 лет назад +16

      I know that was so dark o.o I was like 'Woah, shiiiiitt'

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 7 лет назад +26

      Abliskarian SWE's Asuna is a yandere, which is why Asuna burned Lisbeth's shop to the ground after she (apparently) saw Kirito and Liz talking to each other when she had threaten Liz shortly before that. Asuna wanted Kirito to herself and basically saw Lisbeth as a threat.

    • @AerrihnStreams
      @AerrihnStreams 7 лет назад +37

      I guess she’s been, fired

  • @gavin5861
    @gavin5861 5 лет назад +398

    "I can't believe I wanted to sleep with you"
    "Yeah you... wait WHAT! WHen was that on the table?"
    ME.

  • @weacker21
    @weacker21 Год назад +245

    Coming back to this after FIVES YEARS, LEARNING WHAT GUILTY GEAR IS, THEN LEARNING ROCK. I CAN NOW FULLY APPRECIATE THE BLACKSMITHING.

  • @meepmoop5683
    @meepmoop5683 3 года назад +2759

    Idk why it took me so long to realize this.But before he yelled DO IT SACHI.He told her to get a teleport crystal and to hide which is the reason that Sachi isn’t around anymore.Took me like 3 fucking years

    • @liyah7867
      @liyah7867 2 года назад +97

      OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

    • @darkgachamaker573
      @darkgachamaker573 2 года назад +81

      I was today year old when I realized that and now I feel dumb

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri 2 года назад

      YOU PEOPLE-
      my god, i realised that in the ORIGINAL SHOW how are you people this dumb

    • @andro9966
      @andro9966 2 года назад +19

      Time?

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink Год назад +14

      @@andro9966 5:56

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +3338

    5:55 “DO IT SACHI!” take notes sao, this is how you write a character with trauma

    • @thealmightyintp5728
      @thealmightyintp5728 6 лет назад +113

      Avery Graham yeah

    • @thealmightyintp5728
      @thealmightyintp5728 6 лет назад +337

      Avery Graham its one of the thing that makes SAO Abridged alot better than actual SAO

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 лет назад +225

      The Almighty INTP they kind of just forget about her all together, too.

    • @LuckyPed10
      @LuckyPed10 6 лет назад +77

      it is kinda sad tho, while I don't want to defend SAO, if they did add a lot of truma scene to kirito, the fanbase would complain !
      if they don't add, the fanbase still complain.
      But i believe they should just follow the Novel, which did add a lot of reference to it but did not show it too much to make it like a extreme trauma for him. it still show how that event effected him. the anime just cut most parts tho.
      Also on a side note, Sachi never exist in Volume 1, she and all other girls, except Asuna, are side story in volume 2.
      and Volume 1 is all from start of game, kirito and asuna until game is finished ! the author never wanted to introduce other girls it was suppose to be a Kirito and Asuna only novel, but welp, guess u need more girl for more variation and popularity :|
      so yeh, all the story until he is out of Aincrad happened before that trauma even exist :P and even mention of it in novel is all in side stories and later volumes.

    • @hwaisty
      @hwaisty 6 лет назад +74

      Oh really? In the novel it was mainly just Kirito and Asuna? That's kinda nice considering the anime doesn't ever bring up the girls again after their story. but somehow they still stay relevent

  • @li.nasian
    @li.nasian 6 лет назад +1744

    "How did you even find me anyway?"
    *Kirito points vaguely at a belltower*
    "Yeah, that makes sense"
    that exchange had me dying

    • @Orion12278
      @Orion12278 6 лет назад +150

      Nathan Li He went Assassin's Creed

    • @kingsmallz7576
      @kingsmallz7576 6 лет назад +173

      the Assassin'n Creed veiw point sound effect killed me

    • @Izzy-bq1rc
      @Izzy-bq1rc 6 лет назад +30

      I've never played Assassin's Creed, I don't get it

    • @omerfaruksusarloglu7993
      @omerfaruksusarloglu7993 6 лет назад +44

      It even had haystack jumping point XD

    • @markokrstic3562
      @markokrstic3562 6 лет назад +69

      Izzy Fizz In literally every assassin's creed game, there are these things called "viewpoints". They can be anything from towers to mountains to trees, and if you climb them all the way and press a button, you "synchronize", and can now see every side activity that's in the close proximity of the viewpoint on the minimap. Basically, if you played Far Cry, another Ubisoft game, the towers in that game do the same thing. Also, eagles are floating around every viewpoint.

  • @ethermelt4780
    @ethermelt4780 Год назад +166

    "Why would you do that? would you do that to someone else's baby?"
    "You mean where I slam a baby into another baby to test its' durability?"
    7 years and 20 re-watchings later and that line still cracks me up like nothing else

    • @joesplace2960
      @joesplace2960 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, and I mean it’s not even something people generally do! I mean I haven’t done it ever! …I swear! You believe me, right guys? GUYS?

  • @Silver-Kaitou
    @Silver-Kaitou 9 лет назад +898

    ._.
    Damn...Asuna is scary as fuck
    ....She and Kirito really _are_ meant for each other.

    • @guydude6388
      @guydude6388 9 лет назад +14

      IKR

    • @deathdemonskul
      @deathdemonskul 9 лет назад +50

      +Silver Kaizer (Kaiomaster) because the rest of his possible matches perished at her blade....

    • @MoXfy_Milling
      @MoXfy_Milling 9 лет назад +28

      Yea cant wait to see them at their honeymoon

    • @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708
      @hakuorowitsuarunemitea8708 9 лет назад +6

      MoXfy Milling I can wait for that.

    • @JAMON523
      @JAMON523 9 лет назад +33

      Silver Kaizer
      Asuna in original anime:Taiga Aisaka.
      Asuna in abridged series: yuno gasai
      I for one prefer this change who else agrees?

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 6 лет назад +722

    "Why aren't you cold, smartass?"
    "Well, you see I equipped this new mountaineering item called PANTS!"

  • @forkeatinggoblin7489
    @forkeatinggoblin7489 3 года назад +1500

    I love how not being able to run up a wall is such a loss to him that later in the series he canonically comes up with a method to scale sheer cliffs using some swords

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 2 года назад +55

      Well he probably thinks that he's Naruto or something.

    • @somatically
      @somatically Год назад +11

      I need to rewatch, what episode does he scale a cliff using swords?

    • @forkeatinggoblin7489
      @forkeatinggoblin7489 Год назад +27

      @@somatically I spent a few minutes looking at thumbnails and I think it's Alicization episode 17

    • @somatically
      @somatically Год назад +31

      @@forkeatinggoblin7489 oh, you mean the original SAO, not the abridged version, lol. Thanks tho :)

  • @CoffeeHype371
    @CoffeeHype371 Год назад +164

    Anyone else love how the Abridged version actually has Kirito scarred from Sachi's death and revisits it like the original should've? And yeah 2022 still great to watch.

  • @poprocks6576
    @poprocks6576 3 года назад +1496

    The fact kirito didn’t actually name the sword the dragon shit sword is both so adorable and honestly amazes me that he actually didn’t

    • @Ryan-fw3pb
      @Ryan-fw3pb Год назад +33

      what did he actually name it i cant remember

    • @jamespryor5967
      @jamespryor5967 Год назад +26

      @@Ryan-fw3pb He never says.

    • @dbzenoluke
      @dbzenoluke Год назад +70

      @@jamespryor5967 probably the first option he said

    • @khaiodie2273
      @khaiodie2273 Год назад +71

      I'm pretty sure he tried but there was word count limit 😂

    • @CorrectMyGrammarPls
      @CorrectMyGrammarPls Год назад +21

      @@jamespryor5967 I think tiff said he didn't actually name it that

  • @lost_to_time.
    @lost_to_time. 4 года назад +3373

    Elizabeth: *starts her story*
    Kirito: *saying 'no' the entire time.*

    • @jpaldeia1736
      @jpaldeia1736 3 года назад +42

      it's Lizbeth not Elizabeth

    • @Omega_1998_
      @Omega_1998_ 3 года назад +73

      Well,that is one thing Kirito and Liz have in common:they both have similar if not the same tragedies involving their teams killed. 😅

    • @debbiebuttry9783
      @debbiebuttry9783 3 года назад +8

      @@jpaldeia1736 does not matter.

    • @zachwilcock7508
      @zachwilcock7508 2 года назад +8

      I was crying XDD

    • @pokejedi5184
      @pokejedi5184 2 года назад +8

      @@debbiebuttry9783 Yeah it does, Edebbie

  • @nikkimarie4843
    @nikkimarie4843 7 лет назад +799

    11:15 "Liz?! Liz grab the crystal!! Grab the crystal Liz!! GRAB THE CRYSTAL!! *high pitched voice* GRABTHECRYSTAL!!!!!!"😂

  • @MariusRazor
    @MariusRazor Год назад +498

    I just now noticed the Assasins creed reference when Liz asks kirito how did she find her and he shows a bell tower and you hear an Eagle, he basicaly synchronized to find her 💀

  • @wulfherecyning1282
    @wulfherecyning1282 4 года назад +651

    Original SAO: "there is poop here, must be its nest"
    Because most animals poop in their beds, yeah.

    • @inconvenientcricket7017
      @inconvenientcricket7017 4 года назад +23

      Look, I hate Original!SAO just as the next guy but cows really do that. Seriously!

    • @Nobythulhu
      @Nobythulhu 4 года назад +33

      Inconvenient Cricket
      Very true, but I would like to posit that cows, with very few exceptions, are not highly mobile and exceedingly aggressive predators with the capacity for flight and therefore not restricted in where they can go to take a dump. (Most predators tend to designate a specific spot to defecate in a little bit away from their den if non-nomadic, and simply poop wherever if they are more mobile. It’s generally a bad idea to leave a huge neon sign of smelliness reading “FREE MEAL HERE”, since most landlocked carnivores track by smell. It’s why mama dogs eat their puppies’ droppings for the first few weeks; can’t risk leaving a trail for a bigger animal to follow).
      Sorry for the dissertation, I just love animals.

    • @inconvenientcricket7017
      @inconvenientcricket7017 4 года назад +6

      @@Nobythulhu No need to be sorry about your love 😆 but I doubt any books have notes on metal-dragon behaviour

    • @Nobythulhu
      @Nobythulhu 4 года назад +17

      Inconvenient Cricket
      Ah, unfortunately true. It made writing my thesis on comparative behavior between the metal dragon and the elusive brass turtle quite challenging. You would not believe how hard it is to glue tiny wings to lizards to at least simulate the dragon. Finicky little buggers, they are.

    • @bamjump8705
      @bamjump8705 4 года назад +2

      @@Nobythulhu bruh. that's hilarious

  • @Manaphy0882
    @Manaphy0882 6 лет назад +4371

    Wow, racist, yandere, deadly Asuna is much better than the orginal.

    • @joed2518
      @joed2518 5 лет назад +231

      It’s technically arsanist asuna

    • @BladeoftheDarkmoon
      @BladeoftheDarkmoon 5 лет назад +277

      Not really rasict. Just ignorant

    • @ime4254
      @ime4254 5 лет назад +44

      Both are great actually

    • @booqueephius4207
      @booqueephius4207 5 лет назад +13

      SamuraIHippo I agree with Kuro that both of them are good, just in different ways

    • @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222
      @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222 5 лет назад +52

      @@BladeoftheDarkmoon Same difference, Good thing is that their daughter is an AI that is a godlike psychiatrist.

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 4 года назад +13657

    It doesn't matter whether you liked SAO, you hated SAO, or you've never seen SAO.
    We can all agree,
    _this is better._

    • @zmen_kiev3725
      @zmen_kiev3725 4 года назад +263

      I agree

    • @rak7890
      @rak7890 3 года назад +623

      Yup, I actually liked the og SAO, but this is just a masterpiece

    • @slayn82
      @slayn82 3 года назад +147

      I dunno about better. But it does sound much more reasonable on this scenario.

    • @oliveramarcoangelo1133
      @oliveramarcoangelo1133 3 года назад +39

      Yeah you’re right

    • @justamangareader3039
      @justamangareader3039 3 года назад +236

      I agree with this wholeheartedly. This surpasses SAO. The difference in character developement is unbelievable. SAO really is a disappointment compared to this.

  • @lacudafrost
    @lacudafrost 2 года назад +422

    Gotta love the full circle that is Kirito first threatening to burn down her shop and Asuna ending up doing it. They really are the best couple.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 2 года назад +61

      Two sociopaths playing a game of chicken that forms a family with a genius daughter that is also a sociopath, what a perfect family.

    • @The-Dragonborn1
      @The-Dragonborn1 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@robbieaulia6462yes

  • @deoxin8736
    @deoxin8736 8 лет назад +540

    "DO IT SACHI!"
    Alright we're gonna pretend that didn't happen. Okay? Okay. Okay? Okay.

  • @humanperson2775
    @humanperson2775 7 лет назад +4763

    Honestly this Kirito is great because he's still affected by the past, like Sachi, but the original just forgets everything... Sorta ironic that the parody series that's meant to be for laughs has better writing than the version that's supposed to be good

    • @warlordera5409
      @warlordera5409 7 лет назад +402

      Animal Gamer So the whole trauma thing isn't in the original? Wow, this parody does have better writing then.

    • @ZeroGunzRoyCHP
      @ZeroGunzRoyCHP 7 лет назад +376

      More like it was never touched upon again until the part when Kirito told Asuna about it, but even then he seemed to be rather cool about the whole thing already.
      Then the boss room with the Goat demon also reminded Kirito about Sachi cause the idiots inside cannot teleport away.
      Other than those 2 occasions, Kirito seemed to have completely gotten over it.

    • @warlordera5409
      @warlordera5409 7 лет назад +235

      Hmm, that's too bad then. I think it was brilliantly done in this parody, how he begrudgingly tries to help the girl (in a humourous way), and it was touching when he yelled at the blacksmith girl and accidentally says "Sachi". Laughed at every episode and it ended greatly, can't wait to see season 2!

    • @LuckyHaz42
      @LuckyHaz42 7 лет назад +6

      Animal Gamer actually, he didn't forgot, and as i remember i novel he was angry too, because of Lizz runing like an idiot here and there

    • @humanperson2775
      @humanperson2775 7 лет назад +27

      Black March Cannel [AMV] I was referring to the anime, which is what the abridged series is based on story wise (with a LOT of tweaks)

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow 5 лет назад +1415

    "DO IT SACHI!!!"
    ....that moment hurt my heart a little bit.

    • @diestressed
      @diestressed 4 года назад

      Magicstorm101 YAY IM LIKE NUMBER 1,100

    • @oTamusima
      @oTamusima 4 года назад

      @9:33 that how i felt by end of 3rd episode of SAO ****

    • @jadenfavor1288
      @jadenfavor1288 3 года назад

      SACHIII WHYYYYYYYYYYY??!???!!

  • @stellarstars3136
    @stellarstars3136 2 года назад +142

    I really love this episode. Not only does it have the amazing line "Do It Sachi!" But his trauma is actually really apparent throughout this episode.
    A.) he tells Liz to take a tp crystal and hid away. I'm assuming here that it's because he already sees the similarities between Liz and Sachi, but once she doesn't listen then he slips up on the name thing.
    2.) when he's actually fighting the dragon and she gets targeted It makes sense that, viewing her unconsciously as connected with Sachi, he does everything he can to keep her from dying there, hence the jumping after her.
    C.) when he mentions "dying cold alone in a pit" and she corrects it, I think he Genuinely would rather die alone then possibly watch her die. (idk if this one was intentional because it's also a really funny line of "oh no that's worse!" But I like to think it's both)
    4.) when she does start going off about her backstory he is Begging her to stop because he also watched his guild die. He Hate the reminder and the possibility that Someone could relate to That. To the point he's literally in tears because she was still explaining. In detail.
    E.) (or 4.5 I guess) is that Right before she was going to say it was "all her fault" He literally Grabs her hand to keep her from saying the Thing that really sets off his PTSD.
    (Also side thing that relates to him connecting Liz and Sachi is the "what's with you women and crying under bridges" line. Like I cannot believe how much thought and little details are in this thing.)
    Also one of my favorite lines in this episode is the "Relax, your wearing virtual gloves, over your virtual hands, to hold something that came out of a virtual, not to mention, Mythical creature." Amazing

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 9 лет назад +880

    "This great new mountaineering item called pants."

    • @nyphe5420
      @nyphe5420 9 лет назад +99

      It's amazing what science can do these days

    • @bobjones5370
      @bobjones5370 9 лет назад +18

      Andrew Addams interesting, where can i get these "pants"?

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 9 лет назад +24

      Bob Jones you can usually find them in places called "clothing stores"

    • @bramtenhave8169
      @bramtenhave8169 9 лет назад +21

      Symbiote God what are these things called clothing stores. Will they accept my col and work together with my inventory? Or are they more like monster drops?

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 9 лет назад +18

      Bram ten Have a bit of both they are rare to find but if you manage to find one legendary items lie within

  • @KQS4556
    @KQS4556 4 года назад +771

    And you of all people know how sharp my blade is... that is legit one of the best and basass lines Asuna has ever said. 13:11

    • @BlueGogles
      @BlueGogles 4 года назад +28

      In the latest episode, she made the main villain piss in his his pants by just verbal abuse

    • @yimkumerjamz1225
      @yimkumerjamz1225 4 года назад +11

      She literally shapened Asunas blade a day ago.

    • @wretchedref
      @wretchedref 4 года назад +1

      Had to watch that part like three times!

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 3 года назад +4

      I thought that line was supposed to be suggestive.

  • @pchris
    @pchris 8 лет назад +1118

    3:42 "...you mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would typically..."

    • @pchris
      @pchris 8 лет назад +57

      8:46 "Excuse me? I fought a dragon. At best the dragon fought YOU."

    • @kaiwolfie7828
      @kaiwolfie7828 7 лет назад +10

      asshole lines

    • @pchris
      @pchris 7 лет назад +17

      Frisk And Papyrus The best kind!

    • @kaiwolfie7828
      @kaiwolfie7828 7 лет назад +9

      Yeah

    • @Lichelf
      @Lichelf 7 лет назад +26

      Yeah you're supposed to slam the sword into the baby.

  • @robertjones6787
    @robertjones6787 3 года назад +380

    That Lisbeth scene never gets old. I love how they demonstrate just how skilled she it as a smith, and how it looks so boring from the outside. There are very few shows I will wait months (years really) for and this is one of them... for this reason. #LoveSAOAbridged #LoveSomethingWittyEntertainment

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 4 года назад +2185

    “Real life athletic ability translates into the game”
    How the hell is Kirito not the fastest man on the planet?

    • @solaire773
      @solaire773 4 года назад +43

      Magic

    • @theperhappening1614
      @theperhappening1614 4 года назад +354

      It's base athletic power I think. I'm pretty sure you have to build on the skill from your real world ability

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 года назад +153

      Simple game mechanics, in RPGs when you level up your base stats are for the most part enhanced along with the level.

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 года назад +64

      Better question, why isn't his charisma in the negatives oh wait harem protag he has chick magnet, my bad answered my own question.

    • @quibsbloch1088
      @quibsbloch1088 4 года назад +11

      Usain Bolt has already logged in

  • @lavi.7554
    @lavi.7554 5 лет назад +1664

    LiZ
    lIZ
    gRAB THE CRYSTAL
    _GRAB THE CRYSTAL, LIZ_
    *GRAB THE CRYSTAL*
    *_grAbtHecRysTaL_*

    • @indomingos5865
      @indomingos5865 5 лет назад +30

      I laughed so hard at the last grAbtHecRysTaL I would watch this video over and over for that part

    • @Rageroom-xw1re
      @Rageroom-xw1re 5 лет назад +3

      エエ Perfect Just perfect

    • @theunluckcat6994
      @theunluckcat6994 5 лет назад +3

      @11:15

    • @poke1236
      @poke1236 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imnotanangel3691
      @imnotanangel3691 5 лет назад

      When he can just listen to what they are saying and know exactly what is going on lmao

  • @Katio888
    @Katio888 3 года назад +980

    “METALLURGY!”
    Freaking love they made the blacksmithing a mini game. Brilliant

    • @sparkred4565
      @sparkred4565 2 года назад +14

      Its also the reason that the crafting in sao was quote “seizure inducing”

    • @4569packers
      @4569packers Год назад +3

      I love to imagine this is what happens whenever Tiffany has to do his job

  • @Alchemist9572
    @Alchemist9572 2 года назад +379

    “Wouldnt mind if I .. take it for a test ride?”
    *Obliterates Liz’s masterpiece into zeros*
    “This is fun, hand me another”
    This Kirito is so toxic, I love it

  • @noahmullane8136
    @noahmullane8136 5 лет назад +1479

    I love how they don't just brush pass the whole his guild dying thing. You really see that it effects him, in the original you pretty much forget about it, and it like never seems to come up. It wasn't until the second season that you even really hear mention of it.

    • @Idk-uo5lx
      @Idk-uo5lx 5 лет назад +46

      The psychotic eyes

    • @anthonybermudez3911
      @anthonybermudez3911 5 лет назад +14

      That’s because In the second season the creators learned from there mistakes and made the guild death more prevalent

    • @smileyent.3055
      @smileyent.3055 5 лет назад +5

      In the original series the guild death was the saddest episode

    • @dragostego
      @dragostego 5 лет назад +17

      @1000pingVendetta i mean not letting allies die isn't exactly character development.
      Hes just doing what most sensible would do.
      As apposed to the abridged where hes clearly affected and even has triggers in the form of your fault.

    • @istaka1416
      @istaka1416 4 года назад +3

      @1000pingVendetta yeah the anime did it too but the abridged did it better. Just saying

  • @Telor21
    @Telor21 4 года назад +3961

    I just realised
    Liz: "and it was all my-"
    Kirito: "DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD :("
    He cut off the word "fault"

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 4 года назад +1862

    The question is: Did Asuna burn down Lizbeth's shop because she talked to Kirito again, or just to reinforce that she means business with her threat?

    • @Metroid4ever
      @Metroid4ever 3 года назад +165

      Both

    • @gladiatorone9023
      @gladiatorone9023 3 года назад +214

      Knowing her, it can be both

    • @jakewoodhouse9817
      @jakewoodhouse9817 3 года назад +53

      I think that she just trashed the shop, and kirito burnt it down without noticing the message for the lols.

    • @gabebranco7555
      @gabebranco7555 3 года назад +74

      the sign had the words "you were warned" on it so we can assume she knew Lisbeth talked to Kirito again.

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 3 года назад +11

      haha, she means "business"

  • @theothersilas7538
    @theothersilas7538 3 года назад +232

    I love how Kirito's countdown actually matches up with the intro perfectly!! God, I love this show.

  • @skynimb845
    @skynimb845 4 года назад +710

    Lizbeth: That sword was my baby. Why would you do that? Would you do that to someone else`s baby?
    Kirito: You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that`s not something I would TYPICALLY do.
    AWESOME

    • @tcsproductions4244
      @tcsproductions4244 3 года назад +16

      Stoner Kirito immediately came to mind for some reason.
      "I can't be held accountable for stoner Kirito, That guy's an idiot!" -Kirito

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 2 года назад +4

      If he says TYPICALLY that means he has done it before for a non typical reason, that's probably why Suguha hated him.

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 9 лет назад +349

    Man this series Kirito is a much better character than the original. His assholishness with underlying good intent is fun and his traumatic experience with Sachi actually has an affect on him.
    As opposed to the original, who if I recall had pretty much forgotten her at this point.

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic 9 лет назад +123

      also, that forging sequence: fucking gold

    • @parkoursquirrel2347
      @parkoursquirrel2347 9 лет назад +25

      +Skyro Wat Well he didn't forget about her.
      But agreed that forging sequence alone was better than the entire anime

    • @ryanbacker4870
      @ryanbacker4870 9 лет назад

      This series has me smiling every single second.

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic 9 лет назад +8

      +Matthew Rubenstein to each his own, I just find this Kirito to be a more interesting character because clearly everything that's happened to him affects him from day to day, as opposed to certain moments

    • @thatBigfuu
      @thatBigfuu 8 лет назад

      +Matthew Rubenstein my god .._.That speech has got to be one of the worst threats ever uttered.._ he Should tottally say it

  • @adnaneazami920
    @adnaneazami920 7 лет назад +2182

    the strongest sword on the game : dragon shit

    • @electricanimebatman5307
      @electricanimebatman5307 7 лет назад +215

      ''The Piece of Shit''...''DRAGON Shit That Is'' ''LOL ™Lizbeth''

    • @themanwithnonamecalledwyat7575
      @themanwithnonamecalledwyat7575 7 лет назад +72

      "followed by all the contact info"

    • @canal1059
      @canal1059 7 лет назад +41

      You mean the sword that broke after several hits to a shield?

    • @kimkatsu1453
      @kimkatsu1453 7 лет назад +91

      >You mean the sword that broke after several hits to a shield?
      It truly lived up to it's name. Piece of Shit. Made by Liz

    • @leswason
      @leswason 7 лет назад +11

      Kim Katsu *Liz screaming in the background*

  • @TopCurls
    @TopCurls Год назад +79

    Gotta love coming back to saoa years later and realizing
    “Wait was that fucking Big Blast Sonic”

    • @MrOkaron
      @MrOkaron 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yes. First rewatch after getting into Guilty Gear a year ago and I‘m floored

  • @Aranwulfr
    @Aranwulfr 7 лет назад +402

    slam a baby against another baby to test it's durability it's the best phrase uttered in the entire SAO franchise and exetnded universe

    • @janesdead6802
      @janesdead6802 6 лет назад +9

      No it's not! Buy an orphanage today!

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 6 лет назад

      Oh my.
      He really can slam babies into other babies if he really wanted after buying the orphanage!

  • @Travis.Ladegast
    @Travis.Ladegast 5 лет назад +2509

    psychotic, obsessed stalker Asuna is sooooo much better then "i need my prince to save me" Asuna. Reminds me of toned down Albedo. Ahh, the perfect waifus.

    • @jamesvantende5995
      @jamesvantende5995 5 лет назад +25

      I like Shalltear more, sorry Ainz

    • @Travis.Ladegast
      @Travis.Ladegast 5 лет назад +51

      @@jamesvantende5995 Ehh, I am not knocking your choice in psycho waifus, but I need a little more of a, hey I want to be all of your babies mama, physique. Not the, I am x00 years old, and haven't hit puberty yet physique(she pads her bras o.O). Just my personal preference though.

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 5 лет назад +20

      No pyscho waifu will ever beat Yuno Gasai. Albedo is a close second, though.

    • @vsmithsmith7848
      @vsmithsmith7848 5 лет назад +8

      I would argue Himiko Toga, but she'd probably get beat

    • @devastatheseeker9967
      @devastatheseeker9967 5 лет назад +12

      If you're talking about overlord then I'm disappointed that you like someone that is literally just a girl that's horny for skeleton dick. Yeah she's strong but that's her entire character, just "please fuck me ains"

  • @TungNguyen-266
    @TungNguyen-266 6 лет назад +1158

    "Am I the only one in this damn game who understands how aggro works?"
    Ah, this speaks to me on a spiritual level xD

    • @winter9716
      @winter9716 6 лет назад +9

      Ikr

    • @animekid1166
      @animekid1166 6 лет назад +4

      Tung Nguyen I know right but when kirito cried at the guild story it was perfect and out of character

    • @Gamesfan34260
      @Gamesfan34260 6 лет назад +46

      +animekid 1
      Technically not cuz they make it very apparent that he's traumatized from Sachi's death so since she basically had the same story....he could relate, it, as one says, hits a little too close to home.

    • @panagiotisanagnostopoulos7665
      @panagiotisanagnostopoulos7665 6 лет назад

      I feel you man... i feel you...

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 6 лет назад +8

      Blackalmondjelly Hey, in Skyrim, standing in fire helps level your armor stats, so maybe the same applies here...
      That, and it looks cool 🙂

  • @bradonhoover3002
    @bradonhoover3002 2 года назад +52

    Kirito is such a thoughtful psychopath that he gives a full 30 seconds to receive service before he burns the building down. That's at least a reasonable window of time, rather than people giving the convoluted 3 seconds, barely enough time to do anything

  • @jacoud1576
    @jacoud1576 5 лет назад +503

    9:02
    Kirito grows aware of his ability to make people narrate their backstories.
    This is the funniest self aware thing I'v ever seen.

    • @joshuaizly5502
      @joshuaizly5502 4 года назад +37

      all of them have a backstory like that since the first month/year had ridiculously high deaths. And Kirito was saying "no" repeatedly because of his own PTSD not because he hates hearing people's backstories,let's not forget that he cries every night because of the labyrinth thing.

    • @DotHackerBlackWing
      @DotHackerBlackWing 4 года назад +7

      @@joshuaizly5502 It's more of a combination of those 2.

  • @riluna3695
    @riluna3695 4 года назад +474

    Liz: "Look, do you WANT to keep giving me shit, or do you want to figure out a way to get out of here?"
    Kirito: "Oh don't think I can't do both! I am QUITE the multitasker."
    And in the end, he both finds a way out of the hole, and quite literally gives her shit, from which to make a sword. Kirito, always true to his word. And spectacular wording from the SWE crew in crafting such a beautiful line. Props to you guys, mad props.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 4 года назад +16

      Oh my god, I never made that connection! Impressive storytelling

    • @MJB328121
      @MJB328121 4 года назад +4

      KARF....

    • @_aiko020
      @_aiko020 3 года назад

      HAHA

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 5 лет назад +465

    "Just make me the best sword in the game..."
    And then she made the best sword in the game.
    Respect.

    • @ticbox4326
      @ticbox4326 5 лет назад +20

      Then her shop was burned down

    • @spartan4196
      @spartan4196 4 года назад +25

      Then the best sword in the game snapped in half... true to form really

    • @dx_Rain_xb
      @dx_Rain_xb 4 года назад +2

      I guess that's why later on season 2, he calls her a rip off blacksmith😂

    • @Erafune
      @Erafune 4 года назад +5

      What? No?
      The stats on the Elucidator are clearly higher. 2:50 vs 12:28.
      She made the best PLAYER-MADE sword yes.

    • @shingshongshamalama
      @shingshongshamalama 4 года назад +3

      @@Erafune God I never even noticed the CUSTOM FUCKING STAT SCREEN THEY MADE FOR THIS WHO EVEN DID THAT

  • @fighter928
    @fighter928 2 года назад +105

    "There's is a love that could never be......I'd see that movie" had me rolling 🤣