SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 05
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Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
Cast (By order of appearance)
xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
@xbubblemunkyx
Anthony DiMascio/Dizzasta: BallsDeep69
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YamatoSFX: Kirito
@YamatoSFX
AtomicVoice: Gary
@AtomicVoice
Sonicring123Dubs: The Three Bromigos
@Sonicring123Dubs
Hayabusa449: Kains
/ actormmurdock
Rachel Michelle: Yolko
@0w0MikuruBEAM
Octopimp: Tiffany
@Octopimp
ChaseFace: Schmitt
@ChaseFace
CREW
Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
Music Used
SAO Soundtrack
Bravely Default
Psychonauts
Grim Fandango
Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies
The Swapper
Persona Q
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
A Something Witty Production
![BabyChiefDoit - Too Slow (feat. STAR BANDZ) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zayaxws7RPg/mqdefault.jpg)
I like how when Kirito kills Gary, everyone's eyes constrict as they are shocked but Asuna doesn't bat an eyelash.
Watch the guy on the rights eyes, makes it better.
“Hey! At least I pretend to be nice to people!”
Jack Bailey Thanks for making me realize that XD
Considering how psycho Asuna is herself in the Abridged? Yeah. No surprise she doesn’t bat an eye.
Holy how did I not notice that before?
"Ah, handn' a black man a murder weapon, tale as old as time"
If this was made today this was be canceled
Lol
@@ozzig9802 I doubt it parodies always tend to edgier.
@@ozzig9802 id have to agree that given recent and current events, this would get so much backlash if it was released right now. xD America in particular cant take a joke recently.
@@mwbwyatt ikr. And Im in America and I can vogue that Twitter people CAN NOT TAKE A JOKE!
In Kirito’s defense I don’t remember anyone’s name until I’ve had at least 4 separate conversations with them
I thought this was normal
I still don’t remember my best friend’s name sometimes
Im your 100th like lol
Me too
CSStevens2015 at least 10 times for me
The implication that Kayaba intentionally coded getting high into the game makes me feel joy again
Don't forget, SAO is likely running on the Skyrim code. Blame Bethesda and Todd.
He was likely having a rough day and wanted to get high without any repercussions.
Well, he also coded in... realistic anatomical bits, so that honestly isn't a stretch
@@chrisdufresne9359Shame they didnt think to use horses to climb to the top of Aincrad they would have made it to the end before Kayaba finished setting up his ingame avatar.
Who says it was intentional? Easily could be a glitch
"WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!"
- Gary the NPC
NPC*
TheHarukaSapphire CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE
TheHarukaSapphire Gary the NPC, 2013~2014
Ykarass Berith all he wanted to do was save his family
TheHarukaSapphire
A good man with a tragic (and painful) end...
"Kirito, he's dying!"
"Uh, correction, he's suffering."
I love the amusement in Kirito's voice when he says that
O
Arigatô bitch
Same
Ashton Etheredge Sounds like a sadist.
That made me die...
Notice how Asuna is the only one whose eyes didn't change when Kirito attacks Gary. Proof her and Kirito are just as twisted as one another. Match made in Heaven right there
zgamer200
I saw SAO Abridged topic on TVTropes. Abridge!Asuna was described as Yandere but I have yet to see her yandere traits. I will keep watching this abridge series for now
Episode 8 that's where it begins
more like hell
Haha that was the vibe I was getting too later on when she said "Hey, at least I 'pretend' to be nice to people".
She's basically kirito with tits, she just hides it better. :3
Correction: Match made in _Hell._
*Asuna being racist*
Kirito (crying): "There is just so much beauty in the world, you know?"
Yes there is Kirito, yes there is
Did he get high again before that?!
It’s moments like these where I might believe for the briefest of moments there might be a god lol
The best part is that she trys to not be soooo hard that she loops round to being racist, as far as i can tell, but she may be doing it for shits and giggles.
Man I love racist Asuna
@@dervadveirzundluni
to me it seems like she is a natural born racist(racism is a talent to) which is why she tries so hard not to be racist but in turn loops around to being racist agien.
“We must save my family!”
“See, some of them even have fam- gArYyYyYyYyY
100th like
Hey GAAARY
We must save my family!
333rd like
I like how he disregarded the fact that there are no bows as weapons is SAO!!!!!
Gary: We must save my family!
Kirito: Ya see?!? Some of them even have faaa..... GARY
And that's how we found Gary in the ground!
Kirito: please excuse me I have to say hi to old friend
Kirito: Wont be a minute.. HEY GARYY! Long time no see!
Gary: We must save m-GAH!
Kirito: Yeah! Bet ya didn’t expect to see me again, did ya punk?
Gary: WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!
Kirito: You left us to DIE, you bastard!
Gary: WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!
jason francese Kirto: this is for Sachi
"YOU LEFT US TO DIE"
"THIS IS FOR SACHI"
"TASTE MY VENGEANCE"
crazy kirito is best kirito
Pikman Gamer why is he crazy
Pikman Gamer I think triggered kiruto is the best up with crazy kiruto.
Umbreon The Dragon Trainer. Can you learn English before you comment? It's helpful so we know what the FUCK YOU'RE SAYING
EggsAndBacon I think only you are confused as to what they're saying, because I understood their comment perfectly.
No triggered Kirito is best Kirito
"...incident"
"Murder"
"Really? Then show me the body"
"There is no body!"
"I rest my case"
"It's SAO there's never a body!"
"Well isn't that convenient"
Will forever be my favorite interaction from this series
Especially since there never being a body was what the whole scheme was based on, so it really was very convenient
Lol, that line just popped up as I read your comment.
Especially when the King of Ashes demands the shards of Kiritos head after being reminded of that fact.
It's technically true, because everyone that died in the game might be having an after party in the real world and they just haven't told anybody that when you die in the game you still live
@ReconFrostBird Schmitt’s response always makes me think of that moment in Avatar where the serpent appears while they’re trying to fight a Fire Nation warship.
Sokka: At least it can’t get any worse!
*Giant FUCKING serpent comes out of nowhere*
Sokka: The universe just loooooves provin me wrong doesn’t it?!
Toph: YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY!
Would’ve loved it if the SAOA episode went like;
Kirito: I mean, just look at Schmitt!
Schmitt: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE EXAMPLE?!
Asuma/Yoko/Kines: YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY!
Kirito goes from literally murdering a guy in front of like 100 dudes to drawing cat wiskers on an "above average" sleeping girl
You mean literally killing an NPC
what do those two things have to do with each other
@@FirefulXD it's quite contradictory. He murders someone then very innocently and childishly draws on asunas face
@@bruhdespacito8324 you can be murderous and childish at the same time.
He doesnt kill people for no reason, so he wasnt going to stab her as she sleeps
Professionals have standards lol
"handing a black man the murder weapon, tale as old as time"
Best line in the entire series in my opinion XD
@@greenlandpatriot i prefer the god fresh out of mercy line
@@greenlandpatriot Nah. "Meat Toboggan"
So true
django approves
"Before Asuna starts a full-on racewar"
I guess Asuna did get involved in a #racewar in the end
Fast forward to episode 14
She wishes, but fucking Oberon had to put her in a cage so she couldn't be part of the racewars
😂😂😂
Oberon started a racewar in Alfhiem in an attempt to impress Asuna.
Und then you get home and you turn on your TV and watch a show about boxes, what's in the box, how much is the box worth- storage wars!
"I'm sorry Tiff. Grand Wizard Asuna here isn't exactly a people person." Lmao. Killed me
Same
i just remembered that the national leader of the kkk would be called a "grand wizard" or an "imperial wizard"
@@ygiuzebbe Same, at first I thought it was her rank in her guild but then I remembered that fun fact about the kkk and it started to make a bit more sense
I'm not sure there's a line I like better in this series - in writing or in its delivery - then when she says "think you can scope the deets on dis gat for us, hhhhomie?"
I like how Asuna is completely unfazed by Kirito murdering Garry.
She was the one who suggested using NPCs as bait in the first place
Besides, she only PRETENDS to be nice. :)
TheShadowPillow n
Lol
dave19941000 lol i really did
this sassy belligerent relationship between asuna and kirito is somehow a thousand times more romantic than the real thing
Because its how we act toward our friends and people we like
I like that in here, asuna follows kirito along to prove he's wrong
Like, she's fine with having him around unlike everyone else who wants to stay the hell away from him
These two just wishes for each other's downfall and it's so endearing
Congratulations on 1k 😎
Exactly, they have an actual relationship in this instead of just what the anime does. The anime just feels forced while this one makes sense.
Word
The satisfaction kirito has when he finds out asuna is a racist is beautiful
I think it had more to do with her being really dumb.
Actually I dont think she thinks shes actually racist. She wouldnt have said that stuff that way if she knew. I think kirito's expression is enjoying how ignorant she is and how often it gets her in trouble. He noticed she only reacted when skin color was referenced showing she doesnt have a problem with how she was talking
talk about spoilers
FRIKERS WONT SHUT UP SO I HAVE TO ELEBERATE ITS A JOKE
@@trentglasgow7114 then don't read the comments lol
@@trentglasgow7114 bruh this episode is super old
Asuna trying so hard not to be racist resulting in her being racist is still the funniest joke in the series for me.
You mean like the people who complained about Orcs in D&D?
I've watched that scene five times now and laughed until I actually farted so hard it hurt. And then I laughed some more at the sheer stupidity of it all.
Doesn't matter what race you are or don't like racism in general. THIS was funny as hell.
@@furionmax7824 it's also really cool because in the beginning of the Alphime Arc we see her dad talking someone who's Italian and using a very stereotypical accent. It just a neat little piece of character development there
If I ever hit that level of Oblivious White Chick, just friggin' shoot me
@@margotrosendorn6371 As a white man, this is a mood (not the chick part, but you get the idea)
Kirito abridged and vegita abridged would get along nicely...
“Eh, I’ve killed for less.”
Kirito would totally kill for a Hetap
That's not UN-true
Nah he’d end up thwartin vegeta’s plans
@Creepy Armin Arlert "I celebrate Human Failures, I throw Rocks at the homeless, I think Arson is a profession"
@Cian Abroad wow you got something everyone already knows and are proud of it. Have a cookie for having a brain. Guess what? You can breathe air... But don't tell anyone!
I like how Yolko here is basically just herself in the normal series but she has to deal with abridged Asuna and Kirito instead of their regular more competent and boring versions.
"Hey T-dog what is up in dis hizzouse? "
"So that's the sitch. Think you can scope the detes on this gat for us, homie?"
"Why you ignorin me, bro? You got cotton in your ears?"
-Grandwizard Asuna
i can't stop laughing
She tried so hard😂
I’m dying
Legit sounds like me reading the first search result on Gizoogle.
I had to replay "so that’s the sitch"... so bad but so good lmao
I just realized what a warning sign it was for Asuna to be the only one completely unfazed by Gary's brutal murder.
yeah, an obvious one but i only realized how broken she was after first watching episode 7. if i only had looked at the details...
And also on the flip side, how shockingly protective she was when Kirito was going to try and tests the sword’s... _effectiveness_ around 11:00
This Kirito has 10 times more personality than the real one, Lol.
Damn straight.
100 percent true.
since most of kirito's personality boils down to "be really agile" and "swing sword good", thats not hard to do. only people with less personality are twilight characters
0x10= 0
somaldelhar Shots fired, but agreed. I'm curious how the will handle the second half with Kirito.
Stoned Kirito: "Some people died. And who's fault is that?"
Asuna: _"YOURS."_
Stoned Kirito: "That's right. No one's."
Considering Kirito's trauma towards the words "your fault" and death in general this was just a really interesting scene.
Fun fact, apparently psychadelic mushroom do have a notable effect on symptoms of PTSD, studies are ongoing
@@thehoodedteddy1335
Yup. Legalize all drugs!
@@maxrichards3881whoa buddy all drugs is a bit much. Then again, population control and less people dumb enough to OD, nevermind yes legalize all drugs and remove warning labels that should be common sense while we're at it.
@@zakkmylde1712
When did I say “remove all warning labels”?
@@maxrichards3881 you didn't I added it because I like to look at a bigger picture.
I love how “innocent” Kirito is. Asuna thinks he did something and he just panics and is like “I drew on your face!” and she like... combusts and can’t speak and is eventually just like “wanna get something to eat?!”
He's also the one who wrote in the beta guide that players who ask female players for pics of their boobs should be used as cannon fodder
@@TheKersey475 hey. Continuity. I dig it
Well, it's because he may be a dick, a sadist, a cynic and all... But Kirito is not a man that sexualy assault people.
... Not tge ones that don't deserve it! DON'T YA THINK? GARY, MY PAL?
*Gary would say otherwise.*
I feel like there a certain irony in that statement
Asuna:Oh no a man is dying.
Kirito:Correction he's suffering. LOL
XD
+Harris Tengku ill save you a kitkat
+Harris Tengku
later...
Asuna:But that just raises an even bigger question.
Kirito:Oh? And what's that?
Asuna:Why do you even care!?
Kirito:I'm sorry! are you asking me why i care that a man was killed?
Asuna: No! im asking why YOU care that a man was killed!
Me*bursts into a laughing fit
+Elfire II Thoron
+Elfire II Forgive me, but I don't follow.
“Appraising a weapon like this won’t be easy”
*presses one button*
i thought it was 2
“I can see you’ve really mastered your craft”
Wdym its way harder than that, he was holding it
bruh.... dude had to hold the damn thing..... probably weighed like...... 7 1s or 0s.......... (dude gonna need to overclock his hands by at least 300mhz)
Damn I just realized...I don't even know the games fps, just imagine the amount of frames he made contact with the button
The amount of trust Kirito has in working mechanics in that Bethesda+ grade bugfest of a game is astounding.
Considering who he is, he's probably tried to find a glitch in the safe zones
That's why he's confident there isn't one
Well makes sense given that Kaiaba was under deadline from Bethesda
@zinkheroofyoutube8004 That's definitely what happened, and nothing could change my mind on that
@@cool-dx3dfdude spent three weeks in the beta test, spending as much effort as possible to torment people in the safe zone
@@memelescream4796Makes sense as he was the only one who could pass the first floor.
stoned kirito says it's no ones fault 12 people died. sober kirito is angry and says stoned kirito is stupid. dang just the character that is this kirito. his ptsd is written into him almost accidentally
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT
may i ask, what ptsd?
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It's a term used to describe someone who went through a very well traumatic experience, often a soldier who survived a particularly gruesome battle. When people talk about Vietnam flashbacks, that's caused by ptsd. It can have other affects on a person too but that's the most famous symptom.
@@whoknows7968 i asked why and when kirito had ptsd, but thank you for the reminder.
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 My bad, my brain added an 'is' to your comment.
I've seen many anime couples,
Cool guys and Tsunderes
Loners and Derederes
Nice guys and Himederes
Funny guy and Funny Girl
Dense guys and Nice girls
But none even *approach* the level of entertainment as
Asshole x Yandere
Why not a nice guy and a tsundere?
@@angryman1206 cuz that's a cliche
@@PercyKqv name one definite tsundere/nice guy pairing then
@@angryman1206 Naruto and Hinata. Wait that's a tsundere and nice girl pairng
@@angryman1206 I mean flip it around to Nice Girl and Tsundere you get Ichigo Kurosaki and Orihime Inoue
“Choke on it! Choke on my vengeance! How does it taste!?” Screams and maniacal laughter. “maybe he has a point this is supper uncomfortable.”
Supper lol
It's rare but I read this as it was happening
I mean it was justified. :/
*G A R Y*
Actually it's very comfortable. I would listen just that part in a loop while trying to sleep.
"I think we can safely assume a ghost is not the culprit here. *Right Kirito* ?
"Of course not. _Obviously_ it was a hit by the mermaid mafia paid in leprechaun gold. But who was the puppetmaster... The Unicorns? No, they've had a feud going with the mermaids for years."
Kirito sowing the seeds of chaos is my favorite thing ever. This line never fails to have me dying of laughter
"Why would Grimlocke want to make sweet love to your friends chest with the business end of a broadsword?"
that killed me xD
...JEEESUS CHRIST, KIRITO!!
Honesty 100
Yea agreed, hurrah to morally ambiguous jokes!
You're not the only one it killed
Same
When kirito started killing Gary i slowly formed a smile of pure joy.
So did i
I straight up bust a gut laughing. Love SAO abridged humor
I had tears of laughter
I, along with everyone in the replies, also enjoyed Gary being stabbed to death :D
Wow, I laughed. I’m a psychopath aren’t I?
10:37 "Could you check out this weapon before Asuna starts a full-on race war?"
In retrospect, she didn't even need to be around for THAT to happen.
OH WAIT
THIS IS SOME FIRE FORESHADOWING TO SEASON/ARC 2
-Are you crying?
-There is just so much beauty in the world you know?
That was the best part. XD
+Matthew the Earth Adept I have the feeling SWE's storyline has that as where Kirito feels the first stirrings of affection for Asuna.
Either there, or after he says "spare me wonder woman, youre only doing this to prove i was wrong." "hey at least i pretend to care about people!" "yea sure... wait pretend?!"
Abridged!Asuna is an unstoppable force of nature masquerading as the most attractive girl in the game. No one knows why she's into Kirito of all people, but NOTHING will stop her from getting what she wants. Least of all Kirito.
Ian Comtois This abridged series is a billion times better than the original one. I like how they actually keep mentioning how everyone else is a noob who doesnt even know how to play games except kirito.
SAO: talking to strangers.
SAO abridged: actually talking to strangers.
I see the difference
I don’t help
@@jacquipaul0143 ?
@@Yetie_guy i think they meant they didn't get the joke (the help part being 'i need an explanation')
Oh wait I get it nvm
anyone else noticed that asuna's eyes are the only ones that don't change while Kirito's killing Gary?
Anonomius0 Easily one of my favorite examples of foreshadowing in this series, in that it hints at how insane Asuna really is.
@@franzsanders9573 they're both fucking psycho and thats why it works
@@sofielee4122 Yeah, that's a pretty good assessment imo.
Yes
Yeah, she don't give a fuck xD
*"Are you crying?!"*
"There's just so much beauty in the world, you know?"
That entire scene with Tiffany is brilliant.
"Yolko, why would Grimlock have wanted to make sweet love to you friend's chest with the business end of a broadsword?"
*Best line, change my mind.*
I’d like to counter with the previous episode’s “No need to wonder where your god is...”
Touché
@@haberak3310 he's right here and he's fresh Outta mercy
I can't argue with facts😂
@@131untouchable it is so beautifully terrifying. I just have to find a way to shoehorn that in with my OC
Asuna: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you? You're way too... mellow.
Kirito brain: IF I DON'T EAT THE PLANTS THE SCREAMS DON'T STOP
Kirito: I figured I'd power level my Alchemy a bit.
*Jesus...*
@@mindsandmirrors5106 “it’s pronounced hey-zoos, and I don’t know you”
@@rowanisntreal "if I might interject."
the introduction of tiffany
@@nosleepgang702 Oh... I don't know how to talk to you.
@@mindsandmirrors5106 good then you can shut up and listen
“Did I say reason, sorry I meant the screaming monkeys living inside her head.”
“Obviously it was a hit by the Mermaid Mafia paid in Leprechaun gold. But who was the puppet master? The Unicorns? No, they’ve had a feud going on with the mermaids for years...”
I. LOVE. THESE. LINES.
OMFG YASSS XD
Amazing
I gotta find out what they smoke before coming up with the script. My DND sessions will be Legen-wait-for-it-DARY!
I keep forgetting about the gratuitous fanservice camera angles in SAO until there's just one in this showing up out of nowhere haha
I know right, she’s crying about someone dying so what else would the animators do besides showing her ass in detail
The animators realized what they were working with, so they tried to keep SOME of us interested.
Like 11:11
Never watched SAO but what surprised me was the angles on the little girl from a few episodes ago
RIP Gary
In the end, he just wanted to save his family...
maybe in episode 10, Yui will chastise Kirito for killing Gary for not saving his family.
I dunno. This show is really good with bringing back the unexpected elements from earlier episodes and using them in amazing ways!!
He'll come back he's an npc! 😄
We must save my family!
The bandits are coming!
remember to jump jump wines don't use drugs unless it's steroids hen use lots of drugs
"Whose fault is that?"
"Yours!"
"That's right, no one's."
...Did Kirito just roast himself there? XD
"So, why don't you lie down, relax, and watch the stars with me?"
*"IT'S TWO IN THE AFTERNOON! THERE ARE NO STARS!"*
"Not if you're looking with your eyes..."
*"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!"*
Nah he didn't roast himself he's just ..... baked.
I'm not apologizing
To be honest Stoned Kirito is an idiot
Michael RPGaming
*Shia Lebouf clapping in an empty theatre*
@@921tensazangetsu THANK YOU LOL
'Handing a black man a murder weapon, a tale as old as time.'
True as it can be. Barely even friends. Then somebody bends, unexpectedly. Sorry not Sorry!!
Othello
i know but i prefer Beauty and the Beast
I was going to repost that XD
This series is beautiful.
SkejdhejdndkejdjejehehehehehehehfefefefefefheheehheDiabolikLoverisstillthemostaddictingseriesIveeverseen
I've just noticed ONLY now that at 1:11 Asuna is the ONLY one not baffled by Kirito reaction... But she is a psychopath like him... This is great attention to details everyone
Nice catch.
already more attention to small details like this than in the original SAO
0:49 The way he says “Gary” is so ominously filled with emotion. Kirito’s abridged voice actor is so talented and distinctive.
I admit, he's good. At the one voice. You try any differentiation, and it goes straight down hill.
@@Powerlip11
I think it’s just how he talks
@@my_girl_seraphine5294 I believe it's just his voice. I can even pick it out in helsing abridged's final episode. I'm not saying he's a bad voice actor, I'm simply saying it's REALLY difficult to tell any differenciation.
@@Powerlip11 neither was the og English va's voice though. Bruce papenbrook is great but he only has like 2 or so voices at all times. Doesn't make him any less good as a va though.
@@Powerlip11 Yea, well genetics is a bitch. Make the best of what you got.
Asuna: why you ignoring me bro you got cotton in your ears.
OH GOD I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
i didnt really understand that one
@@edselcervantes6229 same here
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 I assumed it refers to the fact slavery in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries thrived on the cotton trade
@@jamesrice2510 wow, thanks for the history lesson, pal.
@@johnsonbaroncaveler6634 I cannot tell if you are sincere or not.
“Now lay down and look at the stars with me... “
“ITS 2 IN THE AFTERNOON”
Colin Martin BECAUSE IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON, AND YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON
+Woodrow _
YOU COULD CAUSR YOU CAN DO YOU DOOOOO
It’s HIGH nooon
HipO THERES THE SUN
HipO the sun is technically a star...
Technically Kirito is right. During the day the stars might not be visible due to the sunlight, but they are still there. (This message is brought to you by KARF)
Also the sun is a star and it IS visible. Two points for KARF
Probably not, it's a gane, the skybox just changes.
@@carlost856yes but the sun
Kirito and Asuna's relationship is like llamas with hats and that is probably my favourite part
Ikr!
Caaaaaarl
@@Elitus Caaaarl!
But they are both carl, it's just that asuna is pretending to be paul
“You hear that meat toboggan” seems eerily similar to meat dragon
Oh god, Kirito's revenge on Gary had me rolling XD Great joke callback!
"Hey Gary! Bet you didn't expect to see me again!"
"BUT WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY"
**was laughing too hard to hear the stuff inbetween**
"CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE! How does it taste?!?!?"
Crazy Kirito is the best Kirito
YOU LEFT US TO DIE GARY!
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILYYYY! *STAB*
THIS IS FOR SACHI!
WE MUST SAVE MYYY FAMILYYYYY! *STAB*
Neelav Dutta "ya your right this is horrifying."
I like shroomed Kirito better.
Well there is no need to wonder where your god is cause he is right here and he is fresh out of mercy - one of the best lines of crazed kirito
I was freaking the fuck out lol. I didn't get it till he said Hey Gary.
LMFAO.. "ahh, handing the black man the murder weapon, tale as old as time"
Hey, whats up T-Fizzle? T-Dawg? Ay? Whyre you ignorin me bro? You got cotton in your ears- OH GOD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
Jay PlaysVG Mr pot called, he says you're bla......
16dw13 ck.
im not a racist you fucking dumb ass.. i just thought it was a funny line due it's irony..
+The Morticious Gamer Not a glitch. Hollow Fragment just had a terrible translation staff. Hence the word "penetration" coming up all the time in place of "floor-clearing".
"Why do you even CARE?!"
"I'm sorry. Are you asking me why I care that a man was killed?"
"No, I'm asking why YOU care that a man was killed!"
One of my favourite lines
“Forgive me but I don’t follow”
“Let’s see, most people would charitably call you the crown prince of deuchebags. Long may he reign. Your usual reaction to human suffering is to pull up the chair and crack out the popcorn. What’s your angle!?”
@@noato3147 "Asuna! I am shocked and appalled that's your opinion of me! All I want is to make sure that justice is served and to bring that poor girl some closure"
@@Evee545 “Yeah? You care about her that much? What’s her name?”
@@noato3147 "I'm sorry, what?"
"so, why would Grimlocke want to make sweet love to your friend's chest with the business end of a broadsword?"
"JESUS CHRIST, KIRITO"
There's Good Cop, there's Bad Cop. Then, there's Kirito.
"This is Kirito from the Aincrad PD."
@@Shadomancer it's bad cop, worse cop
One of the best lines. This episode is gold
My favorite line in all of these episodes
"Well you were asleep! What else would i have done?"
The one question you NEVER want to answer
I would yell out "i would have made sweet love to your sleeping body!"
Loud Greg
How does someone not wake up to that, though? You can't exactly get away with it unless you knock them out with something nonpainful you would just happen to have, and why would you just happen to have something like that?
I was kidding I saw that in a show
Loud Greg
I was actually hoping you would make a joke about having drugs on person, because I actually did find your comment really funny.
I guess I really do sound angry alot of the time, sorry. :/
its ok I can't blame people because some people might find it offensive :/
to be fair, I can honestly see why kirito hates "restaurant" all that imagination put into the monsters, npcs, and the lore.... and they have a restaurant named "RESTAURANT"
it's universal, like one big food company chain.
I'm assuming that it's run by a player. And as intelligent as these players have proven to be in the past few episodes, I'm not surprised that they named it "Restaurant."
@@katawaya8101 Couldn't find the customization menu.
@@katawaya8101 that... Makes so much sense
Oh, see, I always figured that it was supposed to be McDonald’s or some other chain, but because of the ad-blocker, it became just “Restaurant”
_This_ is my favorite anime.
mumblernumber better by the original, according to a lot of people
codyrocker185 Klein is apart of the gang
Corey in the House is my favorite anime.
mumblernumber it's kind of on par with unlimited blade works for me
mumblernumber lol 666 likes
The woman voicing Asuna had such a skill jump between her first appearance and here. It's really well down, kudos to her.
It's a different person
@@seantaylor2683 Is it? Well, that would certainly explain it.
@@seantaylor2683when did the switch happen? What episode?
@@PixelRockett I believe it was between episodes 3 and 4
Oh that's why the voice sounded deeper in ep 2 than I remembered
My favourite thing about Kirito drawing on Asuna's face in this is that in the Sword Art Online DVD extra "Sword Art Offline", he talks about the scene, and goes "Aww, I should've drawn on her face."
This parody is more in character than they realize.
And I still wonder where he got the marker from.
The Overrated Channel
Hold on. What?
Must be like the
(Spoiler)
Car from later.
@@theoverratedchannel6225 his ass
@@theoverratedchannel6225 Inventory box go brrrr 💀
*cries*
“Are you crying?!”
“There’s just so much beauty in this world, you know?”
Kirito calls asuna a "grand wizard" which is a rank in the kkk before she almost starts a race war
Asuna looks like a SS boss :v
And you know this how?
@@Ultima_Prime Just don't ask.
@@Elitus aren't you thinking the same thing
I never noticed this joke. Thank you
"Was there any reason Kainz would want to fake his death?"
"Fake his death?! I mean- he's- not dead?"
"Oh of course he's dead"
"Yeah, right."
I really wanna see Tiff's side of appraisal because we know that Liz has a badass Guitar Hero-style minigame for forging, so I wonder what appraisal looks like to Tiff since he said it's difficult.
It’s probably some sort of puzzle game where he has all the pieces but he needs to rearrange them
Tetris
Reaaaaaaally shoulda subtitled him as “Crown Prince of Douchebags” for a little bit.
*LONG MAY HE REIGN*
Yes! This! They can redo subtitles without reuploading the video as a whole, right?
William Koch yes, they used to be funnier
Too bad there aren’t English (Canada) subtitles, if there were then Kirito would be call the crown prince of douchbags in the subtitles
I’m worse than he is, I’m a pure douchebag, I’m surprised my friends can stand me, and I don’t get y my girlfriend loves me
Random Username oh trust me, we’ve all likely got a nice little god complex. Some of us, like Asuna, are just better at hiding it ;)
Asuna: "Here, T-Fizzle you take it."
Tiffany: "Handing a black man a murder weapon a tale, a as old as time."
They should do a beauty and the beast parody song where tiff and kirito are the ones singing the main song where all back ups are asuna and every other character
Including the cat meowing
I thought he said "there was ol' this time."
anyone notice the Zelda music in the shop?
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beast
"Handing the black man a murder weapon, a tale as old as time." lol
“Do you know why grimlock would like to make sweet love to your friends chest with the business end of a broadsword?” Best line ever
Lol, agreed!!! I laughed way too hard at that!
W E
M U S T
S A V E
M Y
F A M I L Y
GARY WHERE, I’LL KILL HIM!!!
*WE MUST- AH*
HelixMaster12 REMEMBER,TO JUMP,JUMP!
YOU LEFT US ALL TO DIE YOU B******
SHASHI
Apparently the herbs kirito ate were able to deal with his "your fault" PTSD temporarily
*herbs*
MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT, HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THIS AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR YEARS
So basically plants are anti depressants for this man
ITS MURDER
really then show me the body
THERE IS NO BODY
i rest my case
ITS SAO THERES NEVER A BODY
well isnt that convenient
GENIUS
ahhh WHOEVER MADE THAT
WAS GENIUS
Gokaes H e H e
That one scene was better than every once of the actual sao
I just realized, when Kirito says "The grownups are talking." He says that to someone older than both of them.
So, was tiff just running a scam shop the entire two years he was in SAO?
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game
I thought it was a pawn shop?
He also put a lot of points into pottery for some reason.
@@watcherofmemelords7967 Same thing...
Lots of points in bartering
handing a black man a murder weapon a teal as old as time HAHAHA THAT KILLED ME!!!!!!
+firewolf754 gotta love those old timey teals none of the dye lots seem as good these days
agreed
Why would he stab himself?!
***** it's a color
that is really funny.
One thing I love about SAO abridged is how relevant Sachi's death is to the series. As far as I recall, Sachi's death didn't really extend past the episode she was featured in, but in this series it is literally the most relevant thing in Kirito's character development.
I agree ( look at my pic)
Even more, it makes Kirito more human, than a god-like player who has maxed his stats. Which no doubt, brings Asuna dearer to him than anyone else in the game
totally agree
If I remember Sao lost song correctly kirito mentions sachi's death a lot but to me it sounded like they forced it to sound like kirito was affected by it.
+jeff higg Especially when he was crying out loud while "the dragon tamer" tried to fall asleep -w-
Kirito: “Huh, look… a human piñata”
Asuna: “HES DYING!”
Kirito: “Uh Correction, he’s suffering.”
@@jeffreygeorge3237Kirito: "Hey man, when you pop could you try to send the candy over this way?"
Asuna: *sighs* "I'm gonna go cut him down you jackass."
@katykelley7031 Kirito- "I'll save you a kit-kat!"
*Kirito:* Woah woah woah! We can't go around sacrificing NPCs! Some of my friends have been NPCs!
*Asuna:* That makes way too much sense.
*Gary:* *Yells across the room* WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!
*Kirito:* You see? Some of them even have faaaaaa.... Gary.... Excuse me, I have to say hi to an old friend! It'll be a minute! *Walks to Gary* Oh hey, Gary! Long time no see. *Pulls out sword*
*Gary:* We must save my f- AHHHHH *Gets stabbed by Kirito*
*Kirito:* Yeah, bet you didn't expect to see me again did you?
*Gary:* WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!
*Kirito:* YOU LEFT US TO DIE YOU BASTARD! *Deepens sword in Gary*
*Gary:* WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY! *Gargles on his blood*
*Kirito:* THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE ON IT! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE! HOW DOES IT TASTE?!
Looks like we've watched the same video.
Yeah
Good thing too, if we hadn't, we would all be confused as fuck.
I laughed so hard I was snorting
kikis deliveryservice XD
"Grand wizard Asuna" With the white outfit she's really selling it.
doesn't the grand wizard usually have a red outfit
@@nikoclesceri2267 Truth be told, I never gave much thought to the inner hierarchy of the Klan. I just associated the white robe she's wearing with the typical Klan robe.
@@Death13Horseman fair enough, only reason I know that is because of a fan theory of the smurfs
Niko Clesceri 🤣Really, Smurfs, what theory is this.
@@alh3328 the theory that the smufs are an allegory to the KKK here's a link
www.wattpad.com/284233397-cartoon-theories-the-smurfs-are-kkk
is grasping at straw sure but it's a thinker
"Yolko, why would Grimlock have wanted to make sweet love to your friend's chest with the business end of a broadsword?"
My sides are hurting! XD
So was Kains'.
+S-094 Cam I see what you did there. Clever! ^_^
I'm known to have genius comebacks on occasion.
SAME XD
nemisis102 best line I've heard in this series
The sheep boss the way they describe it actually sounds freaking terrifying
I’d love to see a fluffy Xenomorph 😂😂
@@apcsoxup until it kills you
"It kills its victims with huge pointy teeth!!"
Sad thing is, Sheeptar was the influence for my favorite DnD character.
An awakened sheep named Sheeplord, sheep plus monk is a very dangerous combination
"You hear that Asuna? 'Meat toboggan'. Try getting that image out of your head."
Gripping his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh.Streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore his eyes begs the same question as the horrified children in his aswake...why
Meat toboggan sounds fun
What the fuck is a toboggan?
@@nui4758 I thought it was like a thing you put on your head.
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 That's a toque. A toboggan is a sled used for transport by the Innu and Cree in Northern Canada
Asuna: "Your usual reaction to human suffering is to pull up a chair and crack out the popcorn!"
Me: *Sitting in my chair chewing on my popcorn as she says this..* Oh... 😂
I'mma grab me some popcorn.
@@twinodoom just a sec, I'll pull up a chair, you mind sharing?
Yes
@@twinodoom Same
Yeah while waiting for her to respond After you Finish Your Popcorn and then she Respond.😅
"i've killed for less"
that's subtle but hilarious
“Obviously it was a hit by the mermaid mafia payed in leprechaun gold”
That line really got me
But the mermaids were beefing with the leprechauns since they murder their leader’s children
Asuna: "Well that's sounds like motiv to me."
Kirito: "Yeah! I've killed for less."
Don't know that just got to me.
He did, too. He killed Rosalia 'cause she was a cunt
I think was kirito who came whit the hetap ad
@@joaokenobiamaral3215 "Come on, you've killed for less."
@@linussoderqvist7038 "that's not un-true"
Did he get a Hetap? LoL
I cant take my eyes off the background characters staring in confusion at Kirito in the restauraunt scene
That was because of asuna's fame in the original
@@thegreat4 In this context, I'd like to think it's because she's drawing attention to herself, though possibly unaware of that fact. If that's intended, it really builds on the fact that Kirito describes her as "..not much of a people person" later this episode.
"I'm not a doctor but i don't like her chances."
-Kirito on the Corona Virus 2020.
There is no social distancing. These idiots deserve it
Delete this now!
@@cunningsmile4166 No, Kirito is always right. Now if you'll excuse me i have to go hide from Sheeptar.
@@UmbrasMercy I'm saying not to taint the humor
@@UmbrasMercy pay Tribute to the "kirito is always right Foundation"
Asuna: "It's 2 in the afternoon, there are no stars!"
Me: "Well the sun is a star, one's good enough."
The eyes of the characters when Gary is being murdered... priceless
I had to replay the scene in order understand what Kirito was saying because I couldn't stop laughing at seeing how utterly terrified they were.
Tyler Witt me to ;) i almost died there ;)
"Handing the black-man the murder weapon tale as old time" Literally still laughing at this scene 9 months later.
A babycould have been conceived and born within that time
That baby would be in kindergarten by now, and its still funny.
I love the banter between the two, also racist Asuna and smooth Kirito, the crown Prince of D Bags.
Keep it up, I await them as a couple.
i died at this part
myOZone I'm still laughing because you do have people trying to be black.
Daryl Green lol, i keep re watching racist asuna
myOZone rasict Asuna is best Asuna.
Top hint "AT LEAST I PRETEND TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE!" "Wait, pretend?"
Anyone else feel like the reason Kirito of all people knows of Schmidt is because he was also a troll against Schmidt? He seems clearly aware of Schmidt's actions and reputation, even to a disdainful degree. Plus, he's basically a certified sociopath, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if he posted disgustingly awful comments to Schmidt for "the lulz"
I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one that left that spine as a pitching wedge comment 😂
"Hear that Asuna meat tabagan" proceeds to go into gruesome detail about a post he mysteriously knows about from memory.
tiffany: "what's the matter with you? why would you bring her here? i thought we were frieeends"
kirito: "what? i don't understand, what's the problem?"
asuna: "heyy T-Dog what is up in this hishouse(?) ?"
kirito: *starts crying*
tiffany: "are you crying?"
kirito: *continues to cry*: "there's just so much beauty in this world you know?"
i... i just can't.
@Real Talk I really need to know what that means. Any fellow African Americans willing to translate that for me?
Nobody speaks like this, African American or otherwise
@@thegreat4 that just made Asuna more of a racist...
...and me as well. Shit.
@@MrFirehawk007 they be taking about the details on it
Did nobody catch what kirito meant when he called her a grand wizard
"EXCUSE ME! I have to go say "hi" to an old friend.
Choke on my vengeance,how does it taste?!
+Jake Mangum we must save my familyyyyy!!!!!!
this is for Sachi!
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!!
+Xaamani257 WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILYYYY
"oh look a human pinata"
I'm just gonna see what pops up in this thread
Let's talk about why someone would make sweet love to his chest using the business end of a broadsword.
Ekemeister I died on that line
Ekemeister omg I couldn't stop laughing at that part
Does anyone have a 30 foot stick I want to take a crack at him
New detail I've never noticed before. When Kiriro first stabs Gary the two knights besides Asuna have their pupils turn into specks in horror. Asuna's expression doesn't change at all in comparison.
“Handing the black man the murder weapon, a tale as old as time”
Best fuckin line of the series
True as it can be.
omygod 😂