SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 08
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CAST (By order of appearance)
Octopimp: Tiffany
@Octopimp
YamatoSFX: Kirito
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xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
@xbubblemunkyx
Hayabusa449: Kuradeel
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Anthony DiMascio/Dizzasta: BallsDeep69
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KaggyVA: Corvatz
@KaggyFilms
Robotfan987: ALF Troops
@Robotfan987
Spritestuff: ALF Troops
@spritestuff
AtomicVoice: ALF Troops
@AtomicVoice
Eagle8Burger: ALF Troops
@eagle8burgerVA
Sonicring123Dubs: ALF Troops
@Sonicring123Dubs
LordMegatron-G1: ALF Troops
@TeamTrainWreck
CREW
Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
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MUSIC USED
Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
SAO soundtrack
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood soundtrack
Bleach soundtrack
Your Lie in April soundtrack
Bravely Default soundtrack
The Binding of Isaac soundtrack
Psychonauts soundtrack
Circus Theme music ( • Circus Theme music )
A Something Witty Production
"Sure buddy, just drop by Asuna's place." Has the same energy as, "Its quite simple really, just open your menu."
i mean the way agil called after him after it really is just that
OtakuComet Who’s agil... wait did you mean Tiff?
@@christopherfleetwood5252 I think Agil is his actual name in the original. I've never watched the original so Idk.
KaiserVonPanzer lol I’m pretty sure that is his name but I only know him as Tiffany 😤
@@kaiservonpanzer213 you missed the joke
My wife hears the "I hate people" speech, turns to me "That sounds like you every time we go grocery shopping honey"
Underrated but...
completely agreeable !
You have a wife?! I thought all anime fans were single.
@@Ze_Existentialist You’d be surprised.
Bruh
@@Ze_Existentialist He is impure we must shun the unclean.
One of my favorite lines/deliveries in the series is:
"My men do not even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!"
"But we're WILLING to learn!"
i was looking for this 😂
Honestly, probably the funniest line Witty Entertainment has ever written.
@@ishtarhernandez8406 are you sure? they wrote a lot of funny things...
...a lot of witty and entertaining things.
@@ssjcrafter8842 Yes. And I consider this the wittiest and most entertaining thing they ever wrote.
That’s my fav too 🤣
Kirito's awareness of the 'accidental groping' trope and his understanding of what's about to happen is an underrated joke.
Based on the fact his only response to her being asleep was a cat whisker drawing, he also was probably alarmed at this internally, and trying to figure out what to say, while the other part of his brain knew he was about to get yeeted
@@theendersmirk5851The reaction most men would have to accidentally groping a woman is “oh shit” so it’s also just pretty fitting.
Facts
......oh shit
ممكن اسم النمي
By far my favorite line in the entire series:
"My men do not even know the meaning of the word surrender"
"But we're willing to learn"
Beny Verezub bro I legit read those words in sync with him saying them is that an omen
A good omen or a bad omen?
But we're willing to learn
The literal opposite energy of "Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do."
Lol mine was the "well you guys don't need to look for your God anymore
Because he's right here."
''My men do not even know the meaning of ''surrender''!''
''But we're willing to learn''
Les Geeks du Parking funniest line ever
WildGaming123 I thought "SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT?!?!" was the funniest line
sur·ren·der
/səˈrendər/
noun
1.
the action of surrendering.
synonyms:
capitulation, submission, yielding, succumbing, acquiescence, ... more
verb
1.
cease resistance to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority:
"over 140 rebels surrendered to the authorities"
synonyms:
capitulate, give in, give (oneself) up, give way, yield, ... moreantonyms:
resist
note:i'm not patronizing, i just put this down cuz the not knowing how to surrender joke
Soo funnnnnyyyy 😂
A quote from RWBY:
Ironwood: If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot!
Qrow: If I were one of your men I'd shoot mySELF.
I really recommend you watch RWBY, it is actually what got me into anime in the first place.
Who would have imagined a romance between two psycopaths could be so cute...
I need no channel youtube! Well, DC comics did make it fun and heartwarming when two ex criminals moved in together (Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy) so anything is possible.
I need no channel youtube! Have you seen Mirai Nikki?
Technically a sociopath(kirito) and a psychopath (asuna)
+S T Literally the same word.
+James T Kirk They "literally" aren't. Considering they're made up of different letters and derive a different meaning and all.
The fact that “snarky asshole” kirito has a more emotional arc than regular kirito is fucking amazing
It's also better a shown character arc because SWE doesn't fuck around, and the normal anime cut out a lot of Kirito's characterization from the LN and made it seem more harem-y.
But yes, SWE did a stellar job fixing Kirito.
And a little sad for the original show.
@@redsavagequeen Blame A-1 and Kawahara's inexperience.
@@beanother1an690 damn, was the LN actually better? 🤔
@@JadeJuno A lot better, although the earlier ones have that trademark early installment weirdness.
Read Progressive, though, it's quite good and it gives an in-depth look at each floor of Aincrad.
I love the implication that kayaba is just sitting watching everything and occasionally playing fitting music or SFX when he feels like it
Kayaba 100% realized Kirito is the main character and helps him out with funny sound effects, he does clearly like Kirito the most based on the last few episodes.
@@bigpoggers6507 Could also be the Cardinal System, before it manifested as Yui doing it.
It’s also horrifying when you realize he watched asuna and kirito…. Do the deed
@@michaelshea4862 horrifying for him, haven’t you seen episode 16.5?
@@hvalryusson5540 Didn't the Abridged VAs for Kirito and Asuna do a reading of that?
Original: Faster, FAsTeR-
Abridged: A speech about how humanity sucks
And surprisingly, what abridged Kirito said about humanity was all true.
@DEN ER LILLA! news to me, i've yet to see otherwise. myself included, can't play favorites
@DEN ER LILLA! i don't necessarily disagree with you, but i never said humanity was a failure... i said we're all pieces of shit. i despise humans, but i won't ignore their accomplishments
@@jonathanblair5920 You two make the best duel I've seen in comment sections
@DEN ER LILLA! well, to be honest he isn't wrong
I love how everybody seems weird and or socially awkward, it makes sense with them being shut-in gamers
Except asuna who’s first game was sao
@@xr3op595 Though she's still got her fair share of, hmm...gamer quirks? I'm just saying that our favorite blacksmith has some embers to attest to that.
@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 she's part of the racist,insane half of the gamers
@@smurfadoodlethewise4584 kirito is just part of the insane part
@@thecloaker5201 he’s part of the sadistic, I’m a god group.
BallsDeep69 and Tiffany will never cease to be my favorite characters.
“Ah shit. Did all your friends die again?”
Yeah, I love how much personality they added to them. Or everyone, for that matter. The Abridged is just fantastic, and the real SAO in my eyes.
@@raeyth_ Yeah, I made the mistake after watching a bunch of abridged to try and finish off Aliciazation after giving up on it during the interminable we're climbing the tower arc. I watched like three episodes but it was hard because it's just SO BORING!
@@thomasfrazer8934 It, genuinely does get better, but that's up to you to decide.
I wish we saw more of Tiffany fighting. It occurred to me we never see Tiffany ever fight, and Balls we saw once. I wish they had more screen time.
@@Kishanth.J slightly before the final fight with Kiyba (or however you spell it) Tiffany swings his axe at that bone centipede thing.
"i... Threw a knife at it and it died"
"you disappoint me man"
"i disappoint myself"
"Will you put your sword away before dinner"
"Shit you can see that? Oh wait-"
It’s almost like we all watched the same video
@@isaaclim3348
It's almost like we're sharing in our collective amusement of some select lines.
It’s almost like everyone is thinking the same thing
It’s almost like...
we’re all the same person
“I threw a knife at it, and it died”
Every mmo player ever
Tiffany: You disappoint me, man.
Kirito: I disappoint myself.
Me too Kirito, me too-
No it’s more like “I stabbed it 13 times, and it died”
@Eric Smallwood
Hits too close to home.😔
Far too often,
Me: WTF ,Iv hit this thing square ,smack dab in the middle of the head about 6 times,!!!????"
"Oh right, ...game ... even the ones that do there best to follow logic ,
Have no choice ,cause too easy , boring what have you!!?"
" Actually that's a good thing'
...I'd be dead 12 times over!"
Metal gear solid 3 anyone, love that game ,but digging a AK-47 bullet out
Of half way through your brain with a
Oversized combat knife???
"you disappoint me man"
"I disappoint myself"
never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
I get the reference!🤣
Lol
Me either
Facts
@@Cyberbreaker2004 we all do
Best part about Klien is that he doesn't even seem to be a shut in gamer type like kirito. Kirito is a full on socially anxious gamer nerd, whereas klien just seems to be playing the game with his bros because it seemed fun and he just happened to be one of the best players in the game
Well, real life athletic ability transfers to the game
@@TechnoMinarchist ten bucks Klein was a gym bro in this reality but we never get to see his muscles after they escape because they were nearly surviving even though they were in a hospital
Klien feels like a real, normal person, thrusted into this world of virtual sociopaths
@@johnyreyes3567 For a parody taking all of the original characters and overhauling them I'd say turning "generic best friend" into "the only type-A dude" fits so well.
In fairness, the first thing Klein did upon entering the game was get an earful from one of the beta testers about how to kill a single thing, and then a longer earful that probably went over the in game crafting system while he created a long loredump for the mythil pebble of pigslaying.
Kirito - *at 1 hp*
*Faints*
Takes fall damage.
Well that got dark...
John Hello lol
@R I'm getting Vietnam War flashbacks
I want to like this but its at 420 likes and theres like a rule against that i guess so accept this comment and enjoy your dankk memez bro
Ohohoh nooo
Asuna: You wanna put your sword away before dinner?
Kirito: Shit you can see that
omg thats hilarious
#BONERCONFIRMED
I was laughing so hard at that, gold 1 liner right there...
relatable though im thirteen
That's some high quality joke
That was probably the funniest joke in the whole video. And that’s saying a lot
"There's a person attached to the sword you know! I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!"
to late
"We _Flowers for Algernon'ed_ our tastebuds!?"
God I live for obscure references like that. And it's so in character for Kirito too
I don't really understand the reference, can someone explain to me a bit?
@@jasperchannethy Flowers for Algernon is a short novel about a mentally disabled man named Charlie who volunteers for an experimental treatment that promises to increase his IQ and allow him to love a more normal life. The treatment was tested first on a mouse named Algernon, who shows intelligence far exceeding a normal white mouse and who eventually comes into Charlie's care. The story is told through the lens of Charlie's diary entries.
The treatment works. As the story progresses, Charlie's spelling, grammar, and vocabulary improve, he gains social awareness and realises the "friends" he laughs with at the bakery where he works are laughing at him instead of with him, and so on. But the process continues unabated. Soon enough his IQ grows and blows past those of most of the people around him, leading to a sense of alienation and pride.
And just as Charlie is at his brightest, proudest, and also most lost, everything starts to unravel. Algernon the mouse shows a sudden, unexpected, and precipitous decline in mental acuity, shocking the scientists involved, and eventually he reaches a poorer state than he started. Charlie's own mental soon starts to devolve as well, and with it once again the quality of his writing and narration decline. Finally, Algernon dies, and Charlie's last diary entry, and the last chapter of the book, ends with the line:
"P.S. please if you get a chanse put some flowers on Algernons grave in the bak yard."
been a hot while since I read it so take it with a grain of salt, but the general gist is that this dude wasn't so smart at the start, and when undergoing a science experiment that increased his intelligence by a large margin. Eventually though, he slowly began reverting to his original intelligence and he began having trouble understanding the things he wrote down in a journal when he was intelligent.
Again though it's been *too* long since I read it so I'm very sure I got it wrong
@@jakeflacari3263 I see, thanks a lot man
@@jasperchannethy it’s a book about a mentally disabled guy who undergoes an experiment which makes him progressively reach a normal IQ and then surpass that. As he gets smarter, he notices all the things that used to bring him joy and happiness are nothing to him, and realises how badly society treated him when he was disabled
“I’m maxed out cooking”
“And feminism marches on”
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
lol
You know, I literally just got that joke. Seeing all the text on the screen gives a new perspective.
LMAO
*gets threatened into a date*
*accepts* "why do I feel like I'm being mugged?"
I would like this but it has 69 likes
@@destructo-pizzatv2263 ah,a man of culture I see
@@SlickGoku220 ruined it lol
@@DatboiJonsey demon SPAWWWWNNNNNNN
@@SlickGoku220 Hehehehehehehe
"Even Kayaba thinks this is a clown show"
Best line. I could just imagine Kayaba watching events happen and just adding in a soundtrack out of spite.
Actually I love imagining this
@@sagedelphin9488 Anyways, you always hear sound effects in shows but no one ever reacts to them. The fact that everybody can hear them in this makes it all the more hilarious.
This line actually makes me imagine Kayaba as being him, as well as TFS Cell, and TFS Alucard rolled into one, due to both the fact that they all have Takahata 101 as their VA, and that they are all goofballs with short tempers and godlike powers. I can see both of the other two doing that, so clearly he gets type casted, but that isn't a bad thing, especially in this case.
He certainly did in episode 7 with Liz.
"Were the sound effects really necessary, Kayaba?"
*wah, wash, wash, waaah*
"Well, fuck you too!"
He actually is.
Remember how he only jumped in as guild leader because Kirito didn’t?
“But we’re willing to learn” is the most perfectly dubbed line I’ve ever heard
It sounds like Abridged Krillin lol
Honestly Kirito did Tiff a favor, because Tiff's tastebuds remained untouched by perfection
I never think of it in that way. Kudos for you to remind it to us.
make you wonder how they live up to now with alter taste buds
@@garrettwilliams8273 in episode 14, when Kirito eats desert at the restaurant, he still thinks it tastes like shit. So he still can’t taste anything good.
@@alyx8815 also, in that same episode or the one after it, we learn that skills/abilities learned/acquired in SAO could possibly transfer to your real body meaning Asuna might actually be as good of a cook in the real world as she was in SAO
yeah sept thats not how it works ive had a $60 porterhouse steak and i can go back to ny strip and think they are both delicious even if one is massively less quality than the other.
"He found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar."
''He's just REALLY dedicated to the part"
Es la hostia
I want that item.
Where in the Music Used list did that come from?
Louis Duarte idk I just know it's from the bleach anime
Asuna in the beginning of the actual anime: "I'm not here to eat good food..."
Also Asuna: I maxed out my cooking skill to eat good food!
Asuna on the abridge: " how do i eat you"
Lol
Can asuna open the menu in the anime
@@huskyland1259 yes
Cooking is a great healing skill in any mmo
Can we appreciate that Corvatz knew he was about to have his brain fried by a microwave as soon as he got hit, but he was still devoted to the bit enough that he made his final words “Corvatz can never die”
At least he went went out on a high note.
I must point 👉 out
During this battle Kirito was shown
to be on a single slice of health!
He damn near died!
Any 1 ever wonder 🤔
the what if possiblity
that would've occured
if Kirito had died & not won?
@@MarkEdwardRomshow ends
@@MarkEdwardRomor he plot armors his way back
@@MarkEdwardRom Depends, does Klein still have that resurrection item that Kirito fought Santa to get?
Its funny how he actually has a human inside, but his acid, twisted personality buries it deep most of the time
IKR
Axl Low I love it
I bet we all do
The PTSD helps.
It actually makes him one of the most relatable characters in anime history, with x10 points for the fact that THIS IS NOT ACTUAL CANON.
"How dare you mock me in such a manner?"
"Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests."
"What Do i have to start putting salt lines in front of the door? WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK HERE?!"
Seriously underrated line!
I agree
Woefully agree
Burn the witch!
....ooops wrong abridged series
@@cunningsmile4166
Lol
Every single one of Tiff's lines is underrated.
The "I hate people" speech did such a good job showing that Kirito is suffering PTSD super hard.
Fuck is that another PTSD symptom?
I love collecting those things like Pokemon cards
@@slayeryt637 his PTSD stems from seeing friends die in front of him. He hates people because it keeps him safe from being triggered when they are in danger or hurt.
@@Nebafyer_DandD my guy, I'm well aware of where PTSD comes from, at least he didn't have to deal with a puddle of blood like I did
@@slayeryt637 yeah, it was just a response to your comment. I'm sorry you have had a hard experience.
@@slayeryt637Chill out man, the guy was just explaining the plot. No need to pop off, we’re all chilling here
"Hey look! Literally anything else! Let's pay attention to it!"
-My new get-out-of-tight-situations line
xD lol
Saem
+Trunks Mirai where
+Trunks Mirai where
Dammit, you stole my idea!
I love it when an abridged series is so good it becomes the canon version of the series in my eyes.
Agreed. Sadly, only three of them have so far. (This, dbz, and yugioh.) not saying there aren't any other good series, just none as good as the source material.
+Twoswordsdrizzt Check out Hellsing Ultimate and Fate/Zero abridged series by the DBZ team. XD
+CJEJTHEDJ Evabridged
Omgitsgodzilla
Another amazing one! =D
Death Note Abridged was pretty good too.
Though I haven't watched it in awhile...
"You don't mess with a man's lunch, Asuna. That's a sacred trust."
So true. If a man trusts you to make his lunch, he's yours for life.
Indeed
God, I’m lonely
And if you stop making his lunches, he's free to murder you. Ain't that right grimlock?
hence the anime otonari no tenshi
@@tissuenoob HELL YES
“Let me teach you why they call me the legendary
*fUcK*
XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is the legendary fuck because he is ballsdeep
69
obviously his a legendary fucker or fuckin pain in thhe ass
@@waynewu6290 ballsdeep69
Damn, I thought people were joking when they said the abridged series had a better story than the original. But they really weren’t kidding. This is a real story and I thought it was all just memes. Holy shit..
it can be two things
Kinda sorta. They just take everything the original had an shove it in your face with obviously "see this thing we're doing very loudly" comedy.
It works. The best part is just make the antagonist feel like a antagonist lol.
All the other characters were just implanted tropes driven up to 10.
Racist yet tsundere Asuna. Kirito being a extrovert in his trauma adding self deprecating humor while acting like a generic edgy meme lord.
It's fault is it's soo blatant it loses subtly sometimes. But good enough to warrant praise. It definitely isn't a massive overhaul as people would make you think. Just taking the subtle stuff the og had an making it more obvious, but with comedy.
@@crowing3886 and adding some reality to the game by making it a buggy mess and making the characters not spew cringey edgy dialogue every ten seconds and adding actual characters to the characters
All hail the Sheeptar memes
All i have to add to this comment is... "Exclamation mark!"
Holy shit, she opened the menu.
Delta Silver64 The Manga was better showing all the bosses and enemies she faced to open the menu
Blue Phoenix 101 Did you see that HUGE quest she did to open the menu?
o fuck ur rite
Andrew Li Now THAT is true character development
AND IT ONLY TOOK HER THREE YEARS!!!
It's a shame Corvatz didn't live to see Alfheim, his dedication to the bit would've gone far there.
man..
Corvatz would have united the races and made a powerful army strong enough to mark its victories in the game’s lore forever
@@MichealFelk no wonder they killed him off
they knew this would speedrun it and fix all of the problems in alfheim
and so did Godfree
@@Deflamed_Sphereseriously though, he’d be the perfect bard, he’s got this warm energy about him, you know?
He’s doing it to raise people’s spirits.
I love that his “I hate people” speech is really “ Damn you character development for making me a better person!!!
The subtle 4th wall breaks make his character so much better
Better than the original
k, but he has a point tho
Yeah he dose
to me it sounded like a bitch boy ranting because he lost a game of fortnite or died in minecraft bedwars to better players
I really like how they addressed the fact there was another dual-wielder he fought earlier and made it fit into the story.
Not really the dual blades skill
It's like the difference between weilding a weapon that are dual knives and weilding a greatsword with a mace. Mechanically, the twin blades are just 1 weapon with fun visuals in how attacks happen, possibly also having increase attack rate over weaker strength than the larger 1-2-handed weapons. What kirito is doing here is weilding two primaries, separate weapons with completely different stats and skills. The two axes used by the other guys looked like twin hatchets, not individual weapons
The thing is tho, that potentially means that you can take someone's abilities by killing them, which would make the best players INSANELY unbalanced.
@@KarmasAB123 If I remember correctly, Kirito never killed all the gang. Just Rosalia. But yeah, it would be very unbalanced.
My personal headcanon is that duel wielding is supposed to be a typical high level skill
But it’s bugged to not show up and can only be un-bugged by performing some incredibly specific and weird button combo in a specific room which Kirito happened to do by pure chance
I accept this as the official English dub for the show.
Anime Trash and pokemon
Anime Trash and fairy tail
Anime Trash it is funny that you mention FMa. Cause they use a lot of FMA music in this show.
This is the official dub
SpikeTheWarHero then why doesn't Netflix play it automatically?
15:53 I love how he mentions how he fought a guy who duel-wields axes. Just shows how shitty the original actually was and how good this version is for turning it into a subtle joke.
There's a difference between twin blades (which essentially operate as two-handed weapons that have a focus on speed instead of strength) and a dual skill that let's you weild two primary weapons with different stats
There is, but I highly doubt the original SAO thought about that. More likely is they just forgot how the story was supposed to go and messed up some detail nobody would notice
@@TheMedleyMotley Likely the animation team just got an order for "attacked by various people with different weapons" and just added it in there. Nobody noticed(or they were to crunched for time to restart) so it made it to the final product.
Sorry I couldn’t resist making that number 666
@@TheMedleyMotleytbf i never noticed too, i even tried going back to find it and struggled seeing it
"My men don't even know the meaning of the word surrender!"
"But we're willing to learn!"
let me show you why they call me the legendary FUCK
xPoemi "Hey skeletor" omg does anyone else get that
Gamessor 10/10
I HAVE THE POWER! He man
Balls:HOLY-
Asuna:Shit!
Random guy probably from the army:exclamation mark!!
"Why do I feel like I'm being mugged?" Well his instincts are already telling him Asuna wants that coat and his inventory no matter what.
Bro save em 0s n 1s
Best way to take a jacket off a man's back. Make him take it off, fuck him, then take it from him in his sleep.
OmniscientWarrior That is assuming that she can bang him to sleep
Sleep Life that jacket is nice though
@@turtlesarecaredfor Well, "My wife punches me during sex." was a line uttered in this series so it's highly possible he's found himself unconscious after the act.
The one valid reason to get married: the loot
This series is nothing but a joke, and yet when kirito started talking about caring about people, it hit me really hard. Dang the writing for this is brilliant!
It really is brilliant. This is my favorite episode. The characters feel more real than in the official anime, and I love their interactions.
My favorite part of the series as a whole is the background people. They are so funny and relatable
Kirito's rant in this is exactly how I feel about humanity. Its a write off.
@@cz1822 My favorite is the 10, but this one is in a close 2rd place tied with the episode 5.
you are a joke
“Oh what, did all your friends die again?- Wow shit dude I am sorry that was way darker than I meant it to be.” Is so funny because Klein would absolutely just accidentally say something so egregious.
Tiffany: you dissapoint me man...
Kirito: I dissapoint myself.
This is a conversation between me and my Mom.
Can I make this comment my spirit animal?
@Datu Kula who is agil
@@Kai_Mercer Tiffanys' name in the original SAO
The Chocolate Axe
Dude I honestly completely forgot that his canon name wasn’t Tiffany
my favourite part:
Klein: holy
Asuna: shit
soldier: exclamation mark
Mine is:
Corvatz: Now men, group up AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES!
Mine is the speech about humanity
Ashton Ray I think that’s a different anime
@@wwcr03 14:20
Mine is the monolog about "WHY AM I STILL HERE?!"
"So your gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
"Shit, you can see that!?"
Took me *5* seconds to get that.
Could you explain?
@@someonerandom5328 when I guy likes a girl there body can express it
@@possesedcake5422 Can we please not give this guy “the talk”
Took me rewatching it months later, so you did better than me.
And took Kirito 5 seconds to comply.
"Well it's not like I keep you around for your brains" Asuna mudered Kirito😂😂😂😂
Also, "Don't sweat the details sweet cheeks, I'll buy you something pretty when get home" Does this means Kirito is Asuna's trophy himbo
That exchange is one of my favorites for this episode. And we all know she'll be domming him hard.
Also excellent foreshadowing of her home situation. She definitely heard this irl.
Ha, I love how they finally adressed the guy with dual wielding axes, that’s amazing.
what part
15:51
Oh dang, that's sweet
After that battle, Kirito became the one worthy of such power
In the official anime, that was literally a continuity error born of a plain-old mistake. Abridged turned around and explained it. There's a reason people call this a genuinely better show than the original.
I love the fact that Kirito has PTSD whenever the sentence(Or anything surrounding his phrase) "It's not your fault" comes up and automatically forces him to help someone else.
"Whats wrong little girl?"
How dare this parody show be so well written!
That's like way more char development than the original
@@mohammadripan337 Ikr. This is Sao I've been expecting to see.
OG Kirito helps them for the exact same reason as well. Just that he doesn't get your fault flashbacks. But it's still definitely out of guilt alright.
“We’re not he’s from fricking nagano, he found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar and he’s just really dedicated to the bit”
Is one of the best quotes of this show
Kayaba had time to put that shit in but not for bugfixing.
Fucking bethesda
Every single side character is memorable in this version
Si
Yea, Ive loved it. It has been hilarious, and with its nugget of fun stereotype.
Literally the first time I notice the Spanish accent as well, an accent btw. Lol XD
La leche. XD
@@Its_Boke Both, kindof, Im Spanish and manage quite well English.
¿Por?/Why?
Can I just say the subtitles in this series are criminally underappreciated? There is some serious work put into them and they even have their own running joke. That’s a level of commitment worthy of admiration.
And they are translated to so many languages
what’s the running joke?
@fyiispy8014 They change between Klein and BallsDeep69 because of Kirito
Nothing this whole series makes me break every time quite like Tiffany: "Oh, what do I have to start putting salt lines in front of the door? Why do you keep coming back here?"
This is a go-to quote with my fiance and myself. Also the "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" from an earlier episode.
@@Murder_Penguin Never let her go.
Sean #551
@@Murder_Penguin "Take the worst possible thing you can imagine and multiply it by cancer" Which ep was that from?
@@ZAH33D that's in episode 3
"Well I'm not playing your game. Whatever happens to them its not our...DAMMIT"
After years of rewatching this I finally get this line. He was going to say "our fault" but he cut himself off because he remembered Sachi...I love this series
I was about to comment that, I'm surprised nobody else has in all this time, that truly is his trigger word
carlos castillo That was my first guess but the visual was confusing
In my opinion, the abridged does better at humanizing Kirito than the actual series.
@@saracen8441 Exactly, I thought he was angry because Asuna grew a heart and rushed to help Corvatz's guild.
Oh I thought he was gonna say "problem" but when he looked at Asuna's face he had to do it. He could've easily avoided the trigger word "fault". because I enjoy this series as a comedy for sao, I don't think about this or take it seriously (almost)
I am literally more invested in the relationship between abridged Kirito and Asuna than I was in their relationship in the original series...
Same XD
We all are
Well, the original series was trash so its not that difficult
@Ebosalumhen ODIGIE You know im right
El Admin first arc was aight
Wait... is Corvatz the same guy that suggested they use the "hit it till it dies" strat against the floor one boss??? If so, great throw back!!! God I love this abridgement
I literally just realized this
Also the Jesus guy in the first floor boss fight becomes the laughing coffin guy
@@skeletalspiders6697not to be confused with jesus the guy in the crowd during the planning session
@@e4ehco21 good point
@@skeletalspiders6697
His name was Jeffrey iirc
"c'mon men, today we fight for the glory!"
"i thought we fight for the people?"
"WE CAN FIGHT FOR TWO THINGS"
Spanish Communists?
@Eric Smallwood No, the CNT. Look up the Spanish Civil War. There have been more communist revolutions than just the Russian one, and there are more types of communists than just Marxist-Leninists.
Corvax in this video is pretty clearly based on Spanish revolutionaries of the CNT, who were very much communists, but also very much NOT Soviets.
Unlike the Soviets, the CNT was much more decentralized and anti-authoritarian. For example, their military was entirely democratic - soldiers elected their commanding officers and could repeal that authority if the officer ever tried to abuse their power.
He kinda joked, in case you didn't get it
That is fair tho
"What, do I gotta start putting salt lines in front of the door? *Why do you keep coming back here?*"
I love everything about SAO Abridged, but Tiffany's reaction to Asuna is one of my favorite things.
I'm still trying to figure out if that was a Supernatural reference
@@mysteriousself1386 Not necessarily; putting salt lines down to keep the demons away has been a tradition in several cultures for centuries
I... just wanna know why he's scared of her?
@@sarim9531 racist
@@catman5136 Wait is she saying things that insensitive? (seriously don't know how bad her words are)
"You put a knife in my face! I'd say this is an adequate amount of drama!"
Ah yes. I remember my first dinner with my ex.
The first one always leave the deepest impact.
See what I did there?
Jones Crimson But...knives aren't blunt trauma weapons...
EmblemBlade9 To quote a line from the Goerge Lopez sitcom:
"You ever see what a butter knife can do with enough hate behind it?"
been there done that
you mister got me to piss my shit good job
Thinking about it, Tiff's fear of Asuna actually saved him from Flowers for Algernoning his own taste buds. I mean, skip ahead to Alfheim, do you think he'd be able to run a real-life food shop if everything tasted like shirt to him?
That shirt part XD
I don’t really think it would have mattered, have you SEEN what he serves there?
So, I noticed a detail just now: when Kirito accidentally cops a feel at 4:52 and Asuna yeets him into a stone pillar, they edited the "immortal object" popup to instead say
"Distance:15m
New record!"
LMAO!
It's amazing that the record is only 15m, unless the records are specific to each floor or region.
Or Asuna is just that good at yeeting another player.
@@seanpeacock4290 they have anti gravity physics
@@seanpeacock4290 I think it meant new *personal* record, not new record as in no ones ever thrown someone else farther before.
@@shriihanmukherjee6502 knowing SAOA Asuna, it may actually be a record for the game
I like the noise it makes when he accidentally cops that feel.
“Hey look literally anything else let’s pay attention to it”
Me when i try to buy time when I'm gonna get in class
golden
Kirito: Sorry Ballsy. We just got some pretty bad medical news.
Balls: Oh, what, did all your friends die again?
Wow, shit, dude, I am sorry that was way darker than I meant it to be...
That’s just brilliant.
Everything in this series is brilliant
9:30 By the way
Cyber exactly.
Cyber that’s very true but that one sticks out to me for some reason :D
"Why do I feel like I'm being mugged?" really shouldn't be a more believable romance arc than the original, but here we are.
Anyone else notice "Distance: 15 Meters. NEW RECORD!" when she yeeted him into the pillar?
Yeah! When I saw it the first time, I noticed immediately that it didn't say "Immortal Object" like it does in the original, so I went back to see what it actually said. That one was pretty funny.
How did I not notice this?
oh god my brain always just defaulted to it saying Immortal Object LMAO
i thought it said immortal object because of the show
Asuna plays too much Home Run Contest.
''Oh hell why didn't we think of tha- OF COURSE WE TRIED THE CRYSTALS! ThEy'Re NoT wOrKiNg!!!"
*WeLl ExCuSe MeEeE! PrInCeSsSs*
@@AriASpectrumDayz YES
"He found an item that punctuates his sentences with Spanish guitar, he's just really dedicated to the bit." Is one of the greatest quotes I've ever heard in anything, *ever*
Man is it just me or Kirito as an asshole and Asuna as a yandere makes the show better?
Yep
More like a tsundere but yeah
More like mix between Tsundere and Yandere
yeah but kirito is acting a bit like a tsundere as well as a jerk while asuna is a yandere, tsundere
O hai :3 You didnt have to be so rude, giving off an opinion is nothing to fuss about.
Somehow Parody Kirito is actually more likeable than normal kirito
And he is an asshole in this. Shows how weak his character was in the original
Meme_Hunter
definitely.
That's a low bar to clear... But he's still a damn good character. In Abridged I mean.
Real character growth is powerful, even in a parody.
nobody speaks for Stoned Kirito
“You know something... I really HATE people.”
14:13 Kirito’s “I hate people” monologue is the best part about this episode.
Yes I need this as a ring tone
Facts
Its relatable
yeah, but it was the best line in any other kind of show.
You know something…I really hate people.
They’re selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious, PRICKS with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
I mean really! Look at what they’ve achieved!
Genocide
Global warming
Reality TV
It’s just a never ending parade of failures and fuck-ups
They are, without Question, a complete write-off of a species
AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!
"Ever since we saw griselda's ghost you've been acting different" Yeah, she came up with a scheme to get the cloak, you did tell her exactly how after all
"FOR GLORY"
"I thought we were fighting for the people"
"We can fight for TWO things"
Balls-
"Let me show you why they call me the Legendary, 💥FUCK!!!!!"
-Deep
69, the Legendary💥FUCK!!!!
AKA: Klein
@@CorbCorbin Whos klein?
FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND wait ... wrong game ...
@@dragoran149 FOR THE GLORY OF MILF
oh wait wrong channel
SoL Direhunter SOVIETWOMBLE!!!!
INB4 Asuna is doing all of this to get the coat back by marriying Kirito.
But Kirito has new coat now, he doesn't even need the old coat.
ChaoticChaosGames I know but it would still be hilarious.
+FraN_ nah
+Bring back The old comments but it looks sick af xD
+FraN_ I was thinking the same, that would be horribly funny tbh.
Asuna: "So, you gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
Kirito: "Oh shit you can see that?"
Great👌
Lol
Jajjaaajja
"What?"
"Uh, pretend I didn't say anything. "
"..."
I love how perfect asuna and kirito are for each other. Not because they're all lovey dovey and shit, but because neither can stand it when the other speaks and they're both constantly under threat of being stabbed
15:48
Kirito explaining that he picked up Dual Wield from a guy that dual wields axes is the most logical thing I have ever heard from this ability of his.
If it's not available for a Swordsman, it probably is for a Berserker
I never even noticed that when I watched the original all those years ago. And with the ending being that he got the skill for having the fasted reaction time did he just kill the first guy with the fastest reaction time ahead of him to get it?
@@samuelc8438 didn't one of the Titan members duel wield?
Duel wielding 2 handed broad swords is what makes Kirito's skill unique
@@johnychrist5475 they were one handed longswords. That's what Liz classified The Piece of Shit... Dragon Shit That Is TM Lizbeth
@@angrykid616 I heard a theory that the dual wielding Titan Hand member wasn't using the "Dual Wield" skill, per se, but rather a weapon set. The two axes are a single weapon that is equipped as one, but operate as two weapons. You see that in some MMOs these days, one that comes to mind is Warframe. While you can't equip two separate swords to each individual hand, there are certain weapons that are considered "Dual Wield" weapons. Their stats aren't any higher or different, in fact I'm fairly certain that they are the exact same. Its just the animations that are different.
In comparison, Kirito is wielding two completely different weapons. Any other player would either be able to equip the Elucidator or the Dark Repulsor, not both of them at the same time. Players likely have one "Equipped Weapon" slots in their inventory. Upon completing character creation, they unlock one, which is tied to whatever their dominant hand is. They can find Dual Weapon Sets like the axes that the Titan's Hand member wields, but they don't really get any bonuses to their stats or attack power. Its essentially just a fighting style, like choosing to use an axe, lance or mace over a sword. The player with the fastest reflexes, in this case being Kirito, unlocks the second "Equipped Weapon" slot in their inventory, opening up the ability to equip a completely separate weapon as well as new Sword Skills that would normally not be available with only a single weapon.
This episode is a sterling example of why love is so difficult to understand. The comfort in Kirito's laugh is genuine after Asuna threatens to cut him if he ruins the moment. This is also why I will always say that the writing of this abridged series is better than the writing of the original. The characters just feel genuine and real.
I think abriged reality on the West it's ahead of it's time where we can whatever we want like no innocent beings more like disnice to each other. And they add more like a south park theme or some shows that I might wanna put up.
Still doubt they actuality love each other
@@tychopanda Love can be very strange. As far as these two psychopaths go, and seeing the later developments of their relationship, it does feel like this is how these two specifically would love.
Kinda like an Esmè and Count Olaf-esque romance.
I mean every single character here is memorable, due to them having a quirk and being more than just NPCs with basic character tropes for personalities.
Honestly the sad truth is I would probably get along more with the characters in Abridged than in the Real SAO, just because they’d be more fun to talk to and have better personalities.
@@kamakazeyt yeah, just stay outta the way of the Jesus hallucinator, and only talk back to Kirito either when you can back it up, or when you provide an essential service.
"Whatever happens to them it's not our- *the very last thing Sachi said was it's not your fault* ... _DAMMIT_ "
I’m so glad someone got it
i only just realised, i think i previously thought he was going to say 'not our problem'
DANG....
Telling him someone's life or death isn't his fault, causes him to relapse like with Liz or the loli bait. other than when he was high talking with Asuna on the hill, I think he's he's had an episode whenever someones mentioned fault.
Btw what was the blurry thing they showed at the end of the Sachi flashback?
siks 66 I think it’s sachi lagging because pf her internet, or possibly Kirito’s perspective on the incident
"soooo... are you gonna put your sword away before dinner?"
"SHIT, YOU CAN SEE THAT?"
i'm dead bro 💀💀💀
he got caught
bro fucking told on himself XD
@@itstheV01Dfr😂
Right😭
Kirito: There's a person attached to this sword you know!
Eugo: *cries in sword*
EMIYA: I am the bone of my sword.
@@saberalter1586 Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
Isnt it Eugeo?
@@vygantas2709 I'm gonna say yes? People knew who I meant anyway lol
@@vygantas2709 I hate how it’s pronounced (you-ji-oh)
I just realized that Kirito was going to finish his sentence with "not our FAULT" which is exactly what Sachi said to him upon her death and triggers his PTSD all the time, that's why he ran off in a hurry. Hadn't realized that.
Did you like, look at the flashback?
@@SomeGuyH3re They meant at 11:43 when he initially rushed in. There wasn’t a flashback associated with that part; the flashback came up later
"And feminism marches on." Such a good line.
Ep
@@SaishoVibes it's at the beginning of the episode after Asuna meets Kirito at Tiff's sword
@@KikoStardust no, my keyboard glitched when I said yep
No one like the post it has the sacred number
@@diegonunez3492 too late. Someone did
It's even surprising that the one who voiced Spanish Corvatz in this series also voiced Johnny Black in the original SAO series.
Found a better job ❤
did not realise he's actually Alejandro Saab and a pretty decently big VA now
thats freaking awesome!
He’s also Schmitt.
@@yaguya_ that's cyyu???
“Well then how would you like me to insult you? I take requests”
Omg I died
Direct to my face with sarcasm in a bowl on the side, preferably steamed.
I used this line in real life once
How did it turn out?
Everyone laughed and he just kinda stood there like ".....wut?"
So... pretty well
Awesome
"Whatever happens to them, it's not our... DAMMIT"
When a comedic parody has better character development than the original
Kasuto kidigai
Trigger word fault
@@darkgachamaker573 exactly
This is honestly reminiscent of DBZA. It's really good.
@@ghostlyfool1107 Fun fact: several members of Team Four Star provide voices throughout SAO Abridged.
It's kinda scary how compelling it all is
"We _Flowers for Algernon_-ed our tastebuds!?"
Dang Ki, points for culture.
I don't get it
@@cloudripper4096 Flowers for Algernon is a sad story, a really good story, but sad. The common theme is experiencing something that's so good it ruins your perspective on lesser things.
@GarrettTheFerret didn't read it in school myself. But when i did i was bliwn away.
Dude I read this in school and burst out laughing at that reaction
So how does a story about a mouse relate to not being able to taste food?
Kuradeel doesn’t look like Voldemort caught in a grease fire, that’s WAAAAAY too generous.
At best, he looks like if Severus Snape and Alucard had a baby, and said baby grew up and chose to be a RUclips Gamer.
Partnered with facebook gaming
"Distance: 15m New Record!"
How have I never seen that before?
My brain just autofilled the 'immortal object'.
I was just scrolling through the comments to see if someone else noticed this. I must have seen this nearly 10 times now and I only just noticed that something was off with that text xD
Where is this?
@@ChrisJohnson-ts5cw 5:02
i've watched this episode at least 8 or 9 times, and not once did i notice that...
Holy fuck I missed it until you pointed it out. That's hilarious
I love Asuna's character a lot more in this than the actual series... actually I love pretty much everyone's character more than the actual series.... I love this more than the actual series.
+TheSmashMaster9000 ''Characters''
agreed
*****
hum yeah, okay, aha aha... I won't even bother writing an argument, do you have a copy paste or something to have a base for how adamtly you defend the characters?
You know, a Tumblr post, some Reddit essay, hell I'll take one of those My Anime list reviews from a dude that saw three chapters!
+TheSmashMaster9000 'Butchered'? I think you mean improved.
Not sure if you are being sarcastic or if you actually think the original characters had any kind of depth/were interesting in any way.
Holy shit I posted this like 30 minutes ago and it already has 82 thumbs up. Daaaaaamn...
"Its not my fault he looks like Voldemort got caught in a grease fire."
"Wait what?"
I will say he doesn't look THAT bad.
...he DOES look bad, but not THAT bad.
"Really? You're going to defend that half-melted troll doll?"
I like how SAO Abridged got more layered characters and a better plot than the original as if having the best humor wasn't enough
Klein:"Gonna show her your 'sword skills'?"
Asuna:"Yeah, I think we all want to know that"
Kirito:"HEY LOOK, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE!"
“LETS PAY ATTENTION TO IT!”
WHY
DO
I
FEEL
LIKE
THE ABRIDGE VERSION
SEEMS MORE REAL
THAN THE ANIME
Cuz it is
'cuz it is!
Cuz it is
This is the actual anime and the "actual" anime is a parody of this
Because you’re intelligent
Asuna: I maxed out cooking
Kirito: *And feminism marches on*
SAO female characters, all female...no character.
I know it is a joke, I just want to say that feminism is about choice. I wish that there were male chefs in anime more often, but we have proof that Asuna is a great cook AND a badass
@@patrickblake123 Too bad that as soon as she becomes the n°1 of the harem her character goes out of the window.
Let's be clear, I despise SAO. I think that our Kawahara at the time was a moron that can barely write a plot and CLEARLY couldn't make it while also thinking about the characters as people and not a bunch of tropes in human form and without digging huge plot holes.
I despise his novels so much because they had potential. And Asuna is to me the symbol of it. She was a nice character, not just a random love interest of "strong female character", she had her motivations and her agency but still actes as a realistic person. But nope, he had to fucking turn her into nothing.
“There’s a person attached to this sword” is the funniest shit ever 😂😂 this Kirito is the best version of himself😂
-There is a person attached to this sword...I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED !!! XD
@Mathias Pedersen Bengaard 7A Korup Skole fuck off
Her: so you gonna put your sword away?
Me: SHIT YOU CAN SEE THAT ! OH WAIT.............NVM
That's actually a very clever way of referencing the way both men and women are still objectified in modern society. The references to modern problems are never obvious, but they're still there.
Asuna: “So you gonna put your sword away or what”
Kirito: “Shit You can see that”
Also
Kirito: “oh wait that’s what you mean
I’m Dead From Laughter
I 💀
Same here. It’s puberty right?
oh sHit
Hischam Alexander Langkay Fahmi yes it is
Stella Aria same