SAO Abridged Kirito vs Kuradeel
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- hi everyone I am back I got my internet back so this is the scene I remember I laugh after kirito duel Kuradeel love this part so enjoy :) by the way ask me on comment if Kuradeel is really look like
Jeff Goldblum
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"How *would* you like me to mock you? I take requests."
Arctic 桃
And the judges say: 0, 0, -69
Arctic 桃 got a boner
Literally me though
HA HA HA HA HA!
That should be in more places
I love how in the original Kirito was an idiot and just kept squishing all like "Huh? What seems to be this round, soft thing in the chest of this girl? I need to keep investigating!", while in this one he noticed where his hand was and knew he had fucked up.
Same
Hey Asuna *grope* oh shit.
Except SHE LANDED ON HIM, and knocked him over where arms akimbo-ed... is not his fault. 😂
@@christopherfleetwood5252 anime girls don't follow normal common sense.
@@rowletthejowlet6241 Niether do the physics of this world. She's wearing a breastplate. It shouldn't even be possible for he boobs to fall out the bottom of it in the first place.
"I feel like this was longer" spoken like a true old guy
im 26
"So are we done here, or..."
"Son of a bitch, I'll gut you like a fish..."
"All right, round 2 it is, then"
@@vgg31 Asuna: *Denied*
XDXDXD
Capri Big buns oh god it shrinks when you get older!?
"You already look like Jeff Goldblum."
"that last one didn't sound like an insult-"
"in The Fly."
If SAO had vicious mockery, this dude would be so dead.
Yeah but then Kirito would be considered a serial killer think about every time he uses one of his smart-ass quips all of them hit really hard
@@geeklingxgamer3962 Fair. but how many of them deserve it? also this kirito and asuna both kill people, fairly regularly. at this point he's killed rosalia and probably her goons.
@@DBfan106 true but he can claim all of that under self-defense they did attack first giving him a reason to fight back and besides he's not dumb enough to do it himself he'd hire somebody else to do it
@@geeklingxgamer3962 When talking to Yolko about the ring the guild leader tried to sell, he said he's "killed for less", which likely indicates he's probably an orange player at least some of the time.
@@ebonslayer3321 Wait... The orange isn't pernament? It wears off?
1:56 I can just imagine Heathcliff sitting in his office watching this and he just brings up a soundboard and hits the circus music.
*insert benny hill theme*
Highly likely Heathcliff even facepalmed at this 😂😂
Knowing how much a smartass he is this pretty accurate
The tip of the dagger in Kuradeel's mouth is my single favorite edit from any abridged series ever.
the attention to detail they had for scenes like that is just great to see
Kuradeel: I WILL NOT BE TURNED INTO A CHEAP JOKE!!!
Me: That ship already sailed.
What ship, there wasn't one to begin with.
TOO LATE!!! 😂😆🤦♂️
That ship sailed 6 months ago
Sailed, crashed, and sunk to the bottom of the sea.
Yes I wish I could claim this roast, but I cannot.
@@jacobbaumgardner3406 Then got blown up by a mine while sinking
wow even kayaba thinks this is a clown show
😂
you know whats really funny, that music is originally about gladiator fights not clowns, so it would fit in a duel, maybe the real joke Kirito was doing is more complex than just mocking Kuradeel, by poking fun at history at same time, after all he is quite a multi tasker
heres the music: ruclips.net/video/_B0CyOAO8y0/видео.html
@@delluminatis oh my hod duel mocking
Thats cause he said screw the rules he has money
@@dominiquej.anderson4703 You sure you wanna do this man
I JUST REALIZED THE KNIFE WENT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE TOP OF HIS MOUTH HOLY SHIT
TheDragonOtaku they just happen to be in a town so... unable to die in a safe zone. proven in other episodes.
TheFrogsPond the abridged series has gone against the real show’s canon repeated, and for the betterment of the story, but in actual SAO you could still be killed in a safe zone as long as you’re in a duel.
Tyler abstractCourier I’m not sure if it was explained in the anime, but in the novel it said that this duel was a “one hit wins it” type.
Surely that knife should be impossible. It's up there for at least 15 seconds.🤔
@stymphalian bird the duels could be done in three modes. First strike, one till half your hp gauge is depleted and one where your entire health bar is depleted.
*circus music starts*
"Even kaiba thinks this is a clown show"
One of my favorites moments in the entire series
Asuna: He broke into my house and was watching me sleep!!!
Kirito: Wait, WHAT!!!!!
Me: Dat voice crack doe
Just like a teen #relatable
Kirito:So you have chosen death (your blade)
He also immediately snapped to full awareness when Asuna said that. He didn’t recognize it then (or he did but didn’t acknowledge it), but he did care about Asuna by this point.
That wait what had so much "aw hell nah" crossed with a hint of "you done goofed"
@@aresthecrazy9335
Yup. Kirito has a deep hatred for sexual predators.
This guy gives 0 fucks about murder, but when there’s a rapist/pervert, he goes apeshit.
The music is actually the most underrated joke in this.
The piece often referred to as "The circus music" is actually called "Entry of Gladiators". It sounds like a name that would be great for dueling music. The fact that -- as Kirito notes -- even the game designer believes "this fight would be a clown show" hides the fact that the music would make sense to be played here even without knowing the context of the unfair duel.
holy shit, queue the 'the more you know' clip. That is actually really fucking interesting.
You see, I knew it was called Entry of Gladiators, but I didn't quite catch the subtle joke at play here. My brain simply went "ha ha circus music clown show". Honestly goes to show there's always more to these scenes than meets the eye.
Side note: while I was typing this I started to hear Kirito reading it out loud, which is both hilarious, AND HIGHLY DISTRUBING.
@@FlashStatic You see, Kirito would never claim to not catch a joke, as that would go against everything he believes. Also, I heard Kirito as well for the first half of my comment, and it IS disturbing, very insightful, thank you
Even better funfact: "Entry of the Gladiators" only _starts_ with the "Clown Music"... After that starting bar, it actually gets pretty epic.
Add on that, as we learn later, it makes sense that Kayaba would just use a song that sounds like it should be played during a duel during development, without actually listening to it.
Kirito is a savage in this series
he truly is
By being an arsehole, he is actually more relatable than a blank slate. He relates to what we wish we could act like and get away with.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King Nah, he's a bit too much of an asshole for me. A better example for a character like that would be Dante. He's cocky af, and has the personality and strength to back it up. Abridged Kirito just comes off as a whining bitch
@@beastunleashed657 well that’s kinda the point. That is his flaw and because of how they changed their personalities, it made the relationship between Kirito and Asuna that much more beautiful in its own twisted way.
@@zega1326 Well if that's the point then it DOESN'T make him a savage, since he's only picking on the weak (and even then Rosalia takes the piss out of him).
And no, it didn't make the relationship between wannabe Dante and Tsundere lady Deathstrike any more beautiful than the OG.
could anyone keep up with all those burns Kirito gave Kuradeel. I was laughing to hard to keep up.
Let's not forget "Jeff Goldblum... in The Fly".
haha oh yeah
+Steven Wright then there's that thing about elephant man, I know i shouldn't be laughing at that one but I can't help myself
jedi81311 LOL SAME XD
Omg ROTFL when he said that Kirito should of just dabbed on his skeletor- lookin ass lol. I was dying I was laughing so hard. The only other roast joke that layed that bitchass out was “ it’s not my fault he looks like Voldemort after a grease fire!” XD ahhh kirito u and your smart ass quips is why u are my spirit animal lmao
That "4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull" comment is what got me laughing, cause Kuradeel does look like that!
I like how the abridged version gives a reason to why Asuna went to Kirito for help. Manipulation muahahahhahaha
There was a reason in the OG as well.
@@beastunleashed657 it was the same reason, but it just feels lame in the OG.
Guess the abridged writers were better?
@@ginshin8246 And it feels lame because?
@Oni Chan lmao absolute BS. She has saved Kirito as many if not more times as he has saved her. Without her Kirito would be dead several times over.
I like to think that Asuna did this specifically to stroke Kiritos ego, not that she actually needed him. And hes a convenient fall guy for any flak kicking kuradeels ass could bring
Plus in this instance it reinforces her work thus far into....how to put it.....basically making herself into the only human being kurt here (using kurt because its easier) gives any fucks about because yandere and she was smart enough to notice his....let's call them breakdowns.....I direct you to the meeting....with him and gary....
"CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE!! HOW DOES IT TASTE?!"
For context.
@@Jacksonthehedgehog9 i see you too have seen that video
It was shown later that Asuna didn't wanna beat him herself solely because she's afraid it'll tarnish her reputation. Boss beating up her own chosen bodyguard? Heathcliff won't like that
0:19
Distance:15m
New Record!
im pretty sure its 15m
Matthew Travis *smash Bros voice* NEW RECORD
I was thinking the same thing! They should've put that in the actual episode through Kayaba, like in episode 7.
Matthew Travis Lol just noticed that
Matthew Travis thanks
In the actual show I hated Kuradeel, but the abridged series makes him kinda likeable especially his voice lol.
and then we come to the abridged dagger
yeah Skeletor is a lot better in the abridged series, though he needs a bit of carrier advice, and he kind of looks like Jeff Goldblum in the fly that is
It was understandable that he was hated in the original. He was an asshole who tricked Asuna and the entire guild only for Kirito to find out he was with laughing coffin
In the abridged however people can’t help but to mercilessly pity how pathetic he is and the abridged kept his original creepy side probably multiplying it by a ton with that voice
@@ArthurKH358.2 the abridged Version is simply the better sao.
MelonBot _HD the abridged simply made us make fun of that old fool even more
Kirito: "How would you like me to mock you then I take request."
that got me
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!!!!
Pikachu PlayZ! Gary.....
hey GARY! how you doin *stabs* couldnt wsit to see me huh? YOI LEFT US TO DIE THERE CHOKE ON THIS THIS IS FOR SACHI CHOKE ON IT HOW DOES IT TASTE!!
WE MU..STT BLAHHHH!!!!
THIS IS FOR SACHI
CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE!!! HOW DOES IT TASTE!!!
"All hail the crowned prince of doucebag" , long may he reign
_Im shocked and appalled that that is your opinion of me_
@@delluminatiswhat was her name
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
TELL ME!
Magikarp the holy koneko nice
With a children’s card game (sorry using the abridged Yugioh version there)
Such wasted potential. I would be funnier when kirito just asked if Kuradeel had his duel disk on board :D
I like how kirito talks so fast ripping intwo kuradeel you can hear the audio cut so the VA can catch a breath
(Circus music starts playing.)
Kirito: “wow. Even Kayaba thinks this is a clown show.” 😂
LOL! It sounded like he said "teleport condom"
Copper Wolf235 Ya mean where he should've stayed instead of being born?
Freezy Pop well said, my friend.
Freezy Pop wow that burnn
"I feel like this was longer..." *_Thats what she said ;-;_*
Lol was going to do that
@0:34 " really you need me to save you from this half melted troll doll " -_-"
"HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND WAS WATCHING ME SLEEP"
@@rainbowflairewait WHAT?!
"You look like Benjamin button doctor dont catchers mailing for instant they stretched over 12 inches skull like a movie Jacqueline him frat guy barf gang and then crushed it in his forehead because he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and meet legal credit every single life choice he ever made!" Okay, I got it down Kirito :)
Are those the auto generated subtitles?😂
I know this is two years old and you probably know this by now but most of that is wrong 🤣
real one:
"You look like Benjamin button f*cked an old catchers mitt, like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a modly Jack o’ Lantern some frat guy barfed in and then crushed against his forehead cuz he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and then immediately regretted every single life choices ever made!"
@@philipecelik747 ENOUGH! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!
@Indomitable Thunder God Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Just saw a video of Goldblum as ‘The Fly’.
Kirito is so right, Kuradeel looks just like the Fly.
Wait, that was a movie reference?😲
@0:10 " hey asuna how are you this morn...aww s**ttt " O.o
“How would you like me to mock you then? I take requests”
I'll never get over the fact how dumb Kirito was when he just kept squeezing, while abridged Kirito takes one squeeze and is like oh no.
Mah man, og Kirito just enjoying the moment while he could 😂
so during the show i always assumed kuradeel was already in laughing coffin but after this duel kirito had embarrassed him so much that he wanted to kill him and PoH overheared him and offered him a place in LC and taught him how to make paralyzing potions. kinda made me feel bad for him ngl
*NEW RECORD* SUBTITLES COULDNT EVEN KEEP UP!!
That head stab at the end. Funny as hell and you can see that with an exacto knife in the parody forklift training video "stapehlfurher Klaus". You Will enjoy it I swear!
Kirito’s epic line:
"You look like Benjamin button f*cked an old catchers mitt, like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a modly Jack o’ Lantern some frat guy barfed in and then crushed against his forehead because he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and then immediately regretted every single life choices ever made!"
I can’t stop laughing
“Cool! Good team work buddy!”
So anticlimactic lmao.
Well how would you like me to mock? I take requests.😂
Totally taking that next time someone tells me that xD
For kuradeel's defense, his battle song is called the entry of the gladiators...
"What are you saying you dont want to humiliate him in front of an adoring audience"
"Dont put words in my mouth"
Did anyone catch a word of Kiritos insult 😂 because I couldn't stop laughing my head off so I didn't hear a word of it because of how fast he said it 😂
You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher’s mitt, like four inches of face stretched over twelve inches of skull, like a moldy jack-o-lantern some frat guy barfed in and then crushed against his forehead because he was super drunk and thought it was a beer can and immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made
He said “ you look like Benjamin button f$&ked an old catchers mitt, like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a moldy jack-o’-lantern some frat guy barfed in and crushed against his forehead cause he was super drunk and thought it was a beer can and immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made”
@@tylerdao4107Enough! how DARE you mock me In such a manner?!
@@vanguardgaming1779 well how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests
HAVE AT YOOUUuuu. . . I feel like this was longer
XD DEAD
All right just remember (whispers) I gave you an out
Kirito the master of roasting LOL
"Well how do you want me to mock you? I take requests."
Gonna need to remember that one.
I have a feeling kirito learned breaking swords at lisbeth's smithy when he broke many swords
I’ve always wandered where that dagger would have landed
Kirito states that the music was played by Kayaba, so he was watching. Thus, I bring you this:
"Uh, what is Heathcliff and Don Fluffles watching? Does anyone know? Should we be worried?"
*Heathcliff laughs quietly whilst Don Fluffles mews appreciatively*
I had to watch this in both English sub titles and English Auto Generated sub titles, and what surprised me the most is 1) it nearly got all of Kirito's speedy roast right, and 2) It spelled Kayaba correctly! That isn't even something I would expect!
1:02
Achievement unlocked: Sunday Roast
You’ve unlocked one out of five achievements
😂😂😂
How would u like to mock u then? I take requests
uhh, I'd like a double cheeseburger, a Coca-cola, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a large fries
"I take request"
How considerate of him.
"Well how WOULD you like me to mock you? I take requests." Im using that one. XD
I wonder how this would sound if Bryce Papenbrook said this in the official anime.
Sao abridge is awesome. Made me laugh so many times.
This depiction is just so much better then the og... Usually I do preffer normal over abridged but this is PURE gold...
Honestly really want Abridged Alucard and Abridged Kirito to just have an insult contest.
Bruuuuuuuh
“All right. Just remember...I gave you an out.”
Yes. He did.
This is doubly great thank to this parody being super close to the actual conversation.
2:44 his dagger pierced though his head i wish that happened in the anime for real
The fact you can see the point of it behind his teeth when he talks kills me every time.
"I feel like this was longer." Confused look and ten seconds later dagger lands in his head
This man said “ I HAVE MY PRIDE DAMN IT!” 😂😂😂 I’m slump😂😂😂😂
2:12 fun fact: Kirito is using a HEMA stance called the "fool's guard"
Is it? Fool's guard is a longsword stance and as such used with a two handed weapon in a completely different position. Looks like a variation of the fencing stance to me with the posture and the blade intentionally lowered. The logic is similar, appearing to be defenseless in order to catch the opponent off-guard but Kirito doesn't reproduce a fool's guard.
That being said I'd be amused to know where did he learn that. AFAIK he only has Kendo experience in actual swordsmanship yet he uses one handed swords and even prefers to dual wield. This is probably the furthest you can get from kendo before picking up a bow and practicing archery.
ah thank you for the clarification, I have seen the fool's guard used with a one handed sword but it appears I need to look into this further. That being said though considering how the duel went the use of said guard would've been perfect for the scene
Fool's guard is bad for diagonal cuts so I'd disagree. There are other low guards that accomplish a similar purpose but are more fit for an opener. Example could be the one shown on the scene. And as we saw Kirito basically did a diagonal cut at Kuradeel's sword to cut it apart as he was passing by. While biomechanically the sequence is still head scratching it'd have been even weirder from a fool's guard.
It also worths noting that fool's guard is so well-known that stances/guards of similar positioning are often mistaken for it. Even just for longswords there's the Full Iron Gate, Middle Iron Gate (arguably the same as fool's guard), Boar's Tooth and perhaps more that get often mixed up with Alber.
point well made. I was just thinking "Kirito made a fool out of him"
willyvereb Kirito always uses a Longsword I mean just look it up
Kuradeel just got burned too good. Kirito is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
My brother doesn't wanna watch SAO (I don't blame him) so I recommended SAO Abridged. He seemed more keen on watch that
Watch with the captions on!!! It's absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
I nearly thought this was the actual audio for a second
We not gonna talk about how that dagger is sticking out of his mouth
THIS WAS 6 YEARS AGO?
Kuradeel: I feel like this was longer.
Me: That's what she said!
Oml the way his dagger came back and impaled him through his head xD
Cool. Good teamwork, Buddy
This was one of the best sao abridged clips I've ever seen
1:38 Oooooo, he said 'fuck you and DUEL me'. I thought it was something else.
He has NO REMORSE
At 0:10 "SOMEBODY STUPID GET IN MY WAY!!!!!"
"Hey, Asuna. How are…"
_squish_
"…shit."
Kirito abridged is funnier because in universe Kirito is coming up with these lines on the spot 🤣
who voiced asuna is a damn treasure.
"Like 4 inches of face over 12 inches of skull" was one of the I kept messing didn't realize it was *3* roast in quick succession
6 years... Dear god, I feel old.
1:48 I would say the exact same thing if I was kirito
"Well how would you like me to mock you then I take requests"
😂😂😂👌
0:12 his reaction is perfect oh shittttt
I’m not joking when I say I’ve used just about every jab this show has offered at least once I think my most used one is from Episode 11 from Kayaba: “Geez it’s like herding cats with you people”
the amount of people in the comments thinking this is the real dub is too big. I mean it literally has *Abridged* in the title
Losers Club to Pennywise: 1:16
1:00 LOL XD 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Sao Abridged is beyond better than the actual show
Original Kirito: (Doesn't know what he is squishing) Squishy....
Abridged Kirito: Hey Asuna, how are you doing this morn--(Realizes what he is squishing) Aw shit.
Also, I kinga wish that when Asuna says "Oh Kirito, save me", that Kirito says this: "Why would I save you when you pushed me just because of an accident a couple of seconds ago?" And then Asuna says "JUST SAVE ME DUMBASS"!
I laughed so hard at his insult I cried and about pissed myself
This is amazing....So much better than the original anime...And the opening that they have? fantastic!
The interaction between a NPC that thinks they can take my character in Final Fantasy 14 lmfao.
I cried laughing for some reason when he called Kuradeel Skeletor LMAOOOO
Still wondering how kuradeel is still alive when his head got stabbed by his own sword.
It's a videogame, so taking a sword through the head probably took a good chunk of his HP out (and hurt like a bitch), but it wasn't enough to kill him.
He's in a safe zone so injuries can't kill him there.
sword against sword LMAO
Someone give me a copy of his roast
lol which one? Kirito roasts Kuradeel, like, 20 times in this video
u mean?
"You look like Benjamin button f*cked an old catchers mitt, like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a modly Jack o’ Lantern some frat guy barfed in and then crushed against his forehead cuz he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and then immediately regretted every single life choices ever made!"
That one?
0:20 the "distance: 15m New record!" makes it even funnier
Mordor's Most Wanted...Half melted troll doll...Skeletor...Benjamin Button face-f***ed an old catcher's mitt...four inches of face stretched over twelve inches of skull...moldy Jack'o'lantern some frat guy barfed into and then crushed against his forehead...Elephant Man...Jeff Goldbum in "The Fly"... "Even Kayaba thinks this is a clown show..."
Ok i didnt se that knife coming 😂😂