Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep0: Speak The Devil's Name

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  • Опубликовано: 11 апр 2017
  • --Mouthwash Studios Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged Ep0--
    Projectmouthwash(Patreon): tinyurl.com/zk35opu
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    PRODUCTION CREDITS-----
    Recording - Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
    Written by Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
    Editing by Logan Laidlaw
    Recorded at Mouthwash Studios
    CAST
    Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
    Archer - Logan Laidlaw
    Kerei Kotomine - Al Dales
    Sakura Matou - Carrie "xBubblemunkyx" Johnston
    Lancer - Aaron Robert Parnell
    Shirou Emiya - Matthew "YamatoSFX" Kok
    Saber - Ariel Hansen
    MEDIA
    Rin's Melody - UBW OST
    Music For Promotion Video - UBW OST
    Archer - UBW OST
    Brave Shine - Aimer
    Two Hearts - UBW OST
    Back To The Night - Fate Hollow Ataraxia OST
    Souls To Fight - UBW OST
    Arrow - UBW OST
    Reason To Kill - UBW OST
    Untold Master - UBW OST
    Journey - UBW OST
    Overcome The Myth - UBW OST
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  7 лет назад +6491

    Yes, we know it's Kinoko Nasu.

    • @Xaviersgames
      @Xaviersgames 7 лет назад +69

      BlazingAzureCrow I get it😂

    • @starboi2094
      @starboi2094 7 лет назад +117

      BlazingAzureCrow holy shit Satan the fuck xD

    • @drivveofanime391
      @drivveofanime391 7 лет назад +24

      BlazingAzureCrow awesome

    • @elliottcalder4823
      @elliottcalder4823 7 лет назад +77

      Aid me as I murder death kill

    • @BatNetto
      @BatNetto 7 лет назад +43

      BlazingAzureCrow Err, a little context to your comment would be appreciated

  • @FishfaceTheDestroyer
    @FishfaceTheDestroyer 7 лет назад +2821

    Kirito and Shirou share voice actors in the English dub.
    Kirito and Shirou share abridged voice actors.
    Coincidence?
    I THINK PROBABLY!

    • @sirix500111
      @sirix500111 7 лет назад +121

      So happy to hear is voice. Haha.

    • @GinHindew110
      @GinHindew110 7 лет назад +103

      Is the work of actually the devil

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 6 лет назад +13

      Well, in everything else Shirou has his proper english voice, so yes.

    • @epicmarschmallow5049
      @epicmarschmallow5049 6 лет назад +30

      Random It's the work of Actually Satan

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 6 лет назад +16

      You want to know what's the work of actually Satan? This comment has 666 likes

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 лет назад +11027

    That spider didn't stand a chance against his Unlimited Furniture Works.

    • @thegardenofesim1174
      @thegardenofesim1174 7 лет назад +274

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache so even in abridge your present and that means I am present hunting you down

    • @rinokumura7371
      @rinokumura7371 7 лет назад +180

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache the hell are you doing here!

    • @austinawsomeness
      @austinawsomeness 7 лет назад +95

      Wow. did not expect to see you here

    • @jayray8026
      @jayray8026 7 лет назад +459

      I am the Frame of my Couch,
      Corduroy is my body, and Foam my blood,
      I have contained over a thousand asses,
      Unknown to Garage Sales, nor known to Retail,
      Have withstood much weight to create many comforts,
      But these Cushions won't ever come clean,
      So, as I Pray-
      Unlimited Furniture Works

    • @nitrus1933
      @nitrus1933 7 лет назад +88

      Didn't the spider escape?

  • @s.a.v.e
    @s.a.v.e 3 года назад +3057

    16 years of Fate: summed up in one sentence.
    "Weird right? Probably the grail."

    • @tahirbhatti965
      @tahirbhatti965 Год назад +51

      Who could you be so right 🤣

    • @srlopez875
      @srlopez875 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@tahirbhatti965 Another would be "Weird right? Well don't worry about it"

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 28 дней назад +2

      (that's two sentences)

  • @phantomthief2311
    @phantomthief2311 3 года назад +4901

    “Be careful Rin, something tells me this guy’s trouble and never wins fights!”
    As a Lancer class fan, this hurt

    • @aidanbeesley3221
      @aidanbeesley3221 3 года назад +324

      As a Cu fan in general, yeah

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 3 года назад +158

      Lancer ga shinda

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 2 года назад +77

      KONO HITO DENASHI

    • @erenkruger5760
      @erenkruger5760 2 года назад +269

      When Cu swapped his class in the FGO First Order movie to Caster he managed to beat both Saber Artoria and Archer EMIYA back to back 😂
      Lancer class curse is real

    • @theomega7699
      @theomega7699 2 года назад +127

      @@erenkruger5760 Funny enough, the movie is his only win.
      In GO, Emiya was faster than his spells and Salter was pretty much Britian Hercules

  • @carmillakarnstein8109
    @carmillakarnstein8109 5 лет назад +6545

    "white hair, red clothes, destroyed my house and din't apologize, condescending, self-absorbed"
    I was expecting Rin to call him Dante.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 4 года назад +437

      Nah it was close enough...

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 4 года назад +280

      Dante talked about fucking women in the lucifer cutscene in dmc 4
      Also in the words of dante he has a bigger dick than vergil

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 4 года назад +382

      I think there was one fanfic where she summoned Dante instead of Archer...

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 4 года назад +90

      Hahaha that would have been hilarious

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 4 года назад +43

      @@EternalVirgin Link

  • @Aeihd
    @Aeihd 5 лет назад +1928

    "He's pretty much Irish Hercules". - holy shit that's true.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 года назад +142

      Yeah, those Protestant English bastards can go suck it! We got a kick - ass mythological hero, who do you have?

    • @ronaldomendoza7578
      @ronaldomendoza7578 4 года назад +143

      @@Thoralmir Gordon Ramsay

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 года назад +53

      @@ronaldomendoza7578 Doesn't qualify under the Grail rules!

    • @LNMTerry
      @LNMTerry 4 года назад +111

      @@Thoralmir 2020 holy grail war, cooker class.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 4 года назад +10

      @@LNMTerry Anyway, wasn't he born in Scotland?

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman 2 года назад +1748

    "We should leave him."
    "Why would we do that?"
    *_reality glitches_*
    "...reasons."
    Makes me lose my shit every time.

    • @PanicByNumbers
      @PanicByNumbers Год назад +18

      Is there a deeper lore I'm missing?

    • @Lyndonmaman
      @Lyndonmaman Год назад +173

      @@PanicByNumbers Archer is Shiro in the future after he achieved his goal of becoming a hero. But he discovered that his reward was to be resurrected to fight in the HGW over and over again, and became disillusioned with the concept. So to erase his mistake, he keeps trying to kill his past self. No past Shiro, no future Archer, no miserable and ironic existence.

    • @juggernautalpha8123
      @juggernautalpha8123 Год назад +126

      ​@@Lyndonmaman the gist is there but there are some misunderstandings to correct.
      Spoiler essay ahead.
      I don't know if he fought in a grail war, as that would be quite the paradox, but archer was a shirou who lived his life following his dream of being a hero of justice. He went all over the place righting wrongs, saving people, the whole thing. At some point, he got into a particularly tight spot, and made a deal with Alaya, to obtain the means to solve the situation in exchange of giving up his afterlife and becoming a Counter guardian. He continues his heroing, stuff happens (explained in Fate Extra) and he is betrayed by a comrade and executed by a country he saved.
      As per his deal, after dying, he became a guardian and was given the Origin "sword", forming the basis of his mental landscape (as far as I understand it anyway). So he stayed there all the time, until Alaya needed to send him clean up humanity's mess. It was fine at first, but eventually he came to understand that humanity was beyond saving and this was pointless. In FSN, there is part that seem to imply that each mission would build up his marble by one or two swords until it become the UBW, which goes to show how long he was active.
      Then one day he was summoned for a hgw during his time period, in the same area as his past self and thought that maybe killing him or at least changing his mind about that whole hero business would prevent a world of hurt and by proxy, erase him. Of course, it's wasted effort, since by becoming a guardian, archer was removed from the natural cycle, so even if FSN shirou dies for some reason, archer won't disappear.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +24

      ​@@LyndonmamanArcher's Butterfly Effect Plan

    • @usernamemctypey428
      @usernamemctypey428 Год назад +34

      @@juggernautalpha8123 Spoiler reply below
      Archer definitely did fight in the 5HGW as Shirou the master, and yes in that one Rin also summoned Archer Emiya, it's like a loop sorta thing. In fact the first scene in the VN, the "are you my master" one, is supposed to be from the POV of Archer summoning Saber back when he was fighting as regular Shirou in his timeline's HGW. Apparently his HGW followed the plot of the Fate route, but Shirou and Saber weren't able to reconcile and work past their character flaws, leading Shirou to still be a self-sacrificial hero of justice by the end of it.
      Also he wasn't given the origin "sword" by Alaya(aka what he made a contract with), what caused that was having UBW(which he always had, hence why in UBW route Shirou can use it). And the "build up UBW by one or two swords" part is probably just a cool visual metaphor, in reality he adds any weapon he sees to it automatically(see HF route dagger) or by tracing it(see UBW Gil fight) - it's not really consistent but my point still stands.
      And yes you're entirely correct in saying killing Shirou wouldn't erase him, for Archer it's just as much about proving Shirou's ideals wrong. Which is also a slight issue I have with Abridged's characterization of Archer, in the OG he wouldn't have been happy with Rin killing Shirou, he wanted to personally defeat Shirou 1-on-1 while monologuing about his ideals and shit.

  • @jamesjiang1983
    @jamesjiang1983 3 года назад +1506

    12:27
    The VA for archer needs a raise he did such a good job

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 года назад +174

      Luckily the VA for Archer is also the one in charge of Project Mouthwash

    • @maacll4343
      @maacll4343 9 месяцев назад

      So that's why he's everywhere and i can't not see him as archer in whatever abriged series i hear him in...@@joshs5577

    • @kronykaal3824
      @kronykaal3824 4 месяца назад

      Isn't he also Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?​@@joshs5577

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 7 лет назад +12660

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid."
    Somewhere out there Gilgamesh is laughing maniacally.

    • @akksaba8658
      @akksaba8658 7 лет назад +993

      Archer: "You sure about that?"
      Archer's thoughts: _Spirit and technique, flawless and firm..._

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 7 лет назад +475

      lancer is not technacally really a lancer. hes a spearmen. theres a difference. the only real lancers and arturia lancer from grand order

    • @bjornilica5069
      @bjornilica5069 7 лет назад +287

      Well Cu has his war chariot but doesn't ever use it.
      In a sense yes,he isn't a "lancer" in the meaning that he's actually mounted on something while in combat,though we can't call him "Spearman" :P

    • @Seelenverheizer
      @Seelenverheizer 7 лет назад +394

      i mean he actually is a saber too as much as an mage. The historical Cu was just OP as fuck

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 7 лет назад +187

      fragarach was a sword cu actually used. so he can be a saber

  • @kevinmeng7675
    @kevinmeng7675 4 года назад +6264

    I now realized that Rin probably took Archer seriously when he said that he tried to kill a spider. An Archer wouldn't miss, so that's why she figured he was Saber.

    • @dovhadark7108
      @dovhadark7108 4 года назад +691

      hey that's kind of make sens...

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt 4 года назад +780

      She would've mistook him for an assassin if he managed to kill that spider

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 3 года назад +547

      @@Username-qu1jt Or somehow, beyond all logic....a berserker

    • @trinhminhtri4187
      @trinhminhtri4187 3 года назад +610

      @@GoblinLord breaking a house to kill a spider is a pretty berserker behavior, to be fair

    • @icecreamchief5417
      @icecreamchief5417 3 года назад +181

      @@trinhminhtri4187 He has a point

  • @zepshire
    @zepshire 3 года назад +732

    "Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
    Well yes, but actually no

  • @adj2800
    @adj2800 3 года назад +551

    “Fuck it I’m in, I’m all about that Zero accountability life” - Archer

  • @peterislying2383
    @peterislying2383 5 лет назад +4669

    “Get dunked on school! Has school ever let me meet a hero from the past?! I don’t think so!”
    -didn’t summon a hero from the past
    -your servants past self goes to the school
    -you meet lancer and rider at the school
    I think school is beating the grail

    • @Doge_Attack
      @Doge_Attack 4 года назад +230

      Also is from the future

    • @arseniykuznecovs3231
      @arseniykuznecovs3231 4 года назад +120

      @@Doge_Attack i believe this was mentioned yes.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 4 года назад +189

      PeterIsLying
      I hate your logic and I hate that your right.

    • @CaelVK
      @CaelVK 4 года назад +108

      And depending on your point of view, didnt summon a hero at all

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 4 года назад +21

      Victor Kohler A hero of a different sort

  • @devonspence7055
    @devonspence7055 4 года назад +2207

    I do love the fact that archer's flashbacks are the studio dean fate stay night

    • @diavolojaegar
      @diavolojaegar 3 года назад +132

      It do be a bad flashbacks

    • @Nite-Mite
      @Nite-Mite 3 года назад +47

      Same here, I was pleasantly surprised.

    • @moistfist1054
      @moistfist1054 2 года назад +69

      It’s a nice tidbit that I love. It means that after this ends, this version of archer manages to reach Avalon with his saber.

    • @Aaaashen
      @Aaaashen 2 года назад +23

      @@moistfist1054 its cause thats the route archer is from but he failed to save saber and never ended up in avalon sadly

    • @moistfist1054
      @moistfist1054 2 года назад +27

      @@Aaaashen I know that, but in this particular abridged he is from fate route specifically.
      You can tell by the flashbacks. Assuming he doesn’t erase himself from existence (he almost faded when shirou almost died) then he should presumably reach Avalon eventually.
      Even if it’s not true or ever fully confirmed, I like to think he will.

  • @cphtfluke7565
    @cphtfluke7565 3 года назад +410

    "Actually Satan's got a knack for carpentry. Gasp. Maybe he's Actually Jesus!"
    Gets me every time.

  • @alphachett438
    @alphachett438 3 года назад +853

    I think "Stupid priest, thinking Satan plays by his rules" is the best line ever delivered.

  • @finjatortl
    @finjatortl 7 лет назад +2012

    I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it
    It survived, so I threw a cabinet
    This continued, the spider escaped
    I assure you I mean to track it down

    • @gregajarvisable
      @gregajarvisable 6 лет назад +139

      I'd do the same, except the part about tracking it down.
      Close off the room, it's dead to me

    • @amvmovies2119
      @amvmovies2119 6 лет назад +44

      I readed it with archer voice XDDDDDD

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy 6 лет назад +22

      timber the spider was Lucas

    • @antoniowebb5942
      @antoniowebb5942 5 лет назад +10

      AMV Movies facts😂😂😂

    • @aaronknight4749
      @aaronknight4749 5 лет назад +8

      You better i hate spiders

  • @badbeardbill9956
    @badbeardbill9956 4 года назад +4906

    "Why do you hate yourself so much?"
    "THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
    Oh, Archer. Did you really lose your memories?

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  4 года назад +1118

      He canonically didn't, no.

    • @kaedox5367
      @kaedox5367 4 года назад +551

      He's just unwilling to confess his actual identity to rin.

    • @MajorLawliet
      @MajorLawliet 4 года назад +358

      @@ProjectMouthwash He was actually very confused upon summoning, but he could recall some stuff.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +183

      @@kaedox5367 Same with how he was unwilling to confess his feelings towards Rin. HA!

    • @thetaurensftw
      @thetaurensftw 4 года назад +199

      @@jacksilletti7274 that's what it was. poor guy banks on the chance to kill his past self to get out of service and gets screwed by a patch update from the grail.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX Год назад +133

    "Weird, right? Probably the Grail." See, _that's_ how you deflect suspicion of why you know something. Good work, Archer; you're learning!

  • @JoshtheOverlander
    @JoshtheOverlander 3 года назад +870

    Rin: How do you know about Reality Marbles? That's some high-concept stuff!
    ActuallySatan: You want high-concept? Let's talk about the moon!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 года назад +131

      You be quiet about the moon

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 года назад +49

      @@whiteraven181 OK, let's talk about Brazil

    • @skyking4557
      @skyking4557 Год назад +59

      Satan: *You want higher-concept stuff? Let's talk about Alien Civilization that create the cosmic being like the Moon and giving it conciousness* Fate became sci-fi

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 Год назад

      @@skyking4557 And then, gave birth to the father of all fucker-mothering vampires.

    • @kevinhenrique4256
      @kevinhenrique4256 Год назад +38

      @@michaeldaniels642 YOU BE QUIET ABOUT BRAZIL, I AM TRAUMATIZED WITH THAT 3.5 BILLION HP

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 4 года назад +2326

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer."
    Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

  • @spacethegamer6426
    @spacethegamer6426 5 лет назад +4220

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
    FGO: We're adding an Archer who throws dolphins!

  • @gramfero
    @gramfero 25 дней назад +16

    "speak the devil's name"
    _7 years and 10 episodes later_
    _and he shall appear"

  • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
    @user-pi1lb4tf2f 3 года назад +182

    Rin used a command seal to not have her soul condemned in hell so the best Actually Satan can do is to have her soul merge with Ereshgikal.

  • @selfloathinggivesmelife7810
    @selfloathinggivesmelife7810 4 года назад +4633

    "Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
    I mean.....he can summon HIS Hell, so you're not wrong.

  • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
    @ZhongliArchonofSwag 5 лет назад +2838

    "It should be impossible to summon something as powerful as a fallen angel...but, if the Devil really does stand before me, then it's my duty as a hero to take action!"
    Shit. That actually sounds totally in character for Cu in that situation... XD

    • @chrispeoples837
      @chrispeoples837 5 лет назад +123

      He wasn't a hero but a dog

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 лет назад +281

      @@chrispeoples837 Cu Culainn is a good boy.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 года назад +47

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 He kind of killed a dog so... not a great boy.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 4 года назад +192

      @@whoknows7968 Cu Culain: And when the owner found out, I offered to be a guard to replace the dog. Ever since then people started calling me a dog.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 4 года назад +73

      @@chrispeoples837 A dog trained by Scathach, and look how that turned out to be.

  • @YelixRj
    @YelixRj 3 года назад +280

    "I command you to not attempt to condemn my soul into the firey pits of hell or preform any demonic activities including but not limited to ritual sacrifices, the power of seals compells you. 100% maximum no chill"
    Bruh I can't even say this entire line without catching my breath. Rin voice actress is so talented

    • @uchophamxuan6515
      @uchophamxuan6515 Год назад +14

      Lucifer: Hey Ereskingal, wanna merge with a mortal girl? It will be fun

  • @boneatled
    @boneatled Год назад +128

    "It's too bad you didn't summon Lucifer, *you two might get along* "
    that got me

  • @Void-og3hv
    @Void-og3hv 4 года назад +4433

    “He is literally Irish Hercules Rin!”. Rin ”But is he....... SATAN!?”

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 года назад +574

      Worst part is, he's not wrong. He's basically as hard to kill. In his actual legend, Cu Chulainn took on a whole army by himself, and when he was about to die, tied himself to a rock with his *own intestines* in order to ensure he would die standing up. When he finally died and the enemy forces went to ensure he was dead, the guy who went to try stabbing him ended up getting his arm chopped off, because Cu Chulainn's corpse did a post mortem spasm, resulting in the arm holding his weapon to swing down and chop the guy's arm off. So, yeah... Irish Hercules. Not wrong there.

    • @BNF5005
      @BNF5005 3 года назад +181

      @@brandonhawker6597 No. Cu Chulainn is one of Ireland's greatest heroes, but he's definitely not Hercules. Cu Chulainn's feats in life are not remotely close to Herc's labors, lifting the sky and becoming a God after death. Lore wise, it'd be more accurate to call him Irish Achilles. Not hating on his myth but saying Cu is Irish Heracles is kind of overselling him.(and underselling Herc himself) It's a joke that the fanbase takes too seriously and I really wish people would stop spreading this around and selling it as a fact. They are not comparable.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 года назад +171

      @@BNF5005 I'm not actually serious. I do know it's a joke. But, in regards to how durable he is, it is pretty accurate. People make light of the fact that Cu Chulainn is always offed so easily that they forget that, in his actual legend, he survives some stuff that would kill about eight people half the hero he was. I was not saying that *all* of his feats in general equate to Hercules, simply the durability ones. If you notice, his greatest recorded durability feat is the only one I listed. I'm not trying to encompass everything that is Cu Chulainn and frame it in the same picture as Hercules.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 года назад +79

      @@BNF5005 And Achilles, depending on who he would be fighting, would, lorewise be even more durable than Hercules himself, seeing as he could only be hurt or killed after his heel is pierced, or by someone who is also divine in nature. So, Cu Chulainn can't be compared durability wise to Achilles, since Achilles would be unkillable to most people. Same thing with Siegfried. Trust me, I am a Fate Fan, but I'm not stupid enough to look at Cu Chulainn and think "Oh, he's Irish Hercules". I do know for a fact that Hercules in Fate would absolutely destroy Cu Chulainn in a fight. Even though Cu Chulainn is incredibly durable and hard to kill, Hercules is just as difficult to kill in terms of actually being able to put him down, and has auto-revive on top of that. In terms of what it takes to simply kill them once, they're about equal. The issue is that, for Hercules, it would require you to repeat the process 12 times in a row, while with Cu Chulainn, you just need one and you're done.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 3 года назад +76

      To use Fate as an example, in both the Fate and UBW routes, Cu Chulainn and Hercules fight Gilgamesh in each Route respectively. In Fate Route, in terrain working against him, it takes Gilgamesh two hours to kill Cu Chulainn. This is as much his Battle Continuation Skill as it is his sheer agility. Hercules is killed far faster, but this is simply because he can't rationally think and is just trying to bumrush Gilgamesh. But, in both scenarios, it takes a guy who literally can just throw weapons at you constantly to solo them, and even then, it still takes him a while, simply because one is absurdly hard to kill and is insanely fast, and the other is also insanely hard to kill and will just revive if you do kill him. But that's part and parcel of it. Hercules can just bumrush Gilgamesh because on top of being fast, he will revive himself and is insanely strong. Cu Chulainn has roughly the same physical durability, but because he has the one life, he has to focus on dodging and speed. Cu Chulainn does not measure up to Hercules in terms of actual physical strength, but his absurd Battle Continuation Skill makes him just as difficult to kill as one of Hercules' lives. Essentially, you need to overkill both of them to actually put them down. The only difference is that Hercules needs overkill times 12. Cu Chulainn just needs the one. And that's why Hercules is ultimately better. Besides, we didn't even see Hercules at his best in F/SN. Archer Hercules is FAR more powerful.

  • @XeroScheneider
    @XeroScheneider 5 лет назад +1352

    I love How passive-aggressive sakura is.

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi 5 лет назад +253

      She seems entirely aware of how the narrative screws her over in this route. Shirou basically forgets she exists, but she gets NTR’ed by her own sister.

    • @archerspectre8058
      @archerspectre8058 4 года назад +38

      Just dropping my papers everywhere..
      Cuz thats what i love doing

    • @bruce-me
      @bruce-me 3 года назад +4

      Asuna is racist tho

    • @Ish_the_drift_boi
      @Ish_the_drift_boi 3 года назад +9

      "What's up T-Dog?!"
      -Asuna SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 3 года назад +8

      Imagine how she would be if they abridged Heaven's Feel...

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 2 года назад +445

    Cu Chulainn: It's impossible to summon something that powerful in the holy grail war.
    Fate Strange Fake: Are you sure about that?

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 Год назад +90

      Fate Grand Order: Are you really, really, reaaaaaaally SURE about that?

    • @thanhatnguyen-vf6de
      @thanhatnguyen-vf6de Год назад +6

      He right tho

    • @adraxer1365
      @adraxer1365 Год назад +14

      Manaka from Prototype: XDDD

    • @juggernautalpha8123
      @juggernautalpha8123 Год назад +52

      To be fair, strange fake, grand order and to an extent, Extra are all special circumstances. You can't even properly summon an extra class and forcing it almost always guarantees failure (looking at the angry mango)

    • @gameygeemer4142
      @gameygeemer4142 10 месяцев назад +11

      Fate/Hollow Ataraxia: Damn, sure are a lot of copy cats around here

  • @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess
    @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess 2 года назад +137

    Lancer: "Let me get to the point..."
    Sudden add: "...listen to music uninterrupted with spotify premium!"

  • @RandInternet
    @RandInternet 6 лет назад +1679

    "Hey, that's hell you're walking into"
    -- Actually Satan

    • @DarkHopeAssassin
      @DarkHopeAssassin 6 лет назад +54

      This comment of yours made me laugh nearly as hard as this gem of an abridged episode. Thank you! :DDD

    • @someguyontheinternet5002
      @someguyontheinternet5002 5 лет назад +9

      666 likes

    • @ghost_no_life8520
      @ghost_no_life8520 5 лет назад +7

      This is underrated

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 5 лет назад +31

      Actually Satan: *sees a player about to play FGO*
      Hey kid. That's hell you're walking into.
      FGO Player: *takes out his wallet* ..... I know.

  • @Kjack49044
    @Kjack49044 5 лет назад +2514

    "Careful, Rin. Something tells me this guy's trouble and never wins fights."
    _Renji.exe has entered the game._

    • @Mewcaloid
      @Mewcaloid 4 года назад +58

      Kevin Jackson this a bleach reference?

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 года назад +83

      Mewcaloid yep...the same VA voices Renji in the Project Mouthwash Bleach Abridged.

    • @warlion2618
      @warlion2618 4 года назад +43

      A FIREBALL! I CANT EVEN BEAT A NON CANON FIREBALL!

    • @ernievzla
      @ernievzla 4 года назад +7

      But never loses them either

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +10

      Poor Renji.

  • @winghong3
    @winghong3 2 года назад +184

    That "Here I go, stopping Lancer....I'm committed" line from Archer still cracks me up every time XD

  • @luciferamigodobairro6169
    @luciferamigodobairro6169 3 года назад +594

    3:08 "too bad she didnt summon Lucifer. You two might get along"
    This inplies A: Lucifer is an actual summon and B: Archer knows him. And now i want a anti-hero spirit Lucifer

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +183

      It implies sarcasm.

    • @luciferamigodobairro6169
      @luciferamigodobairro6169 3 года назад +107

      @@ProjectMouthwash Still. A heroic spirit Jesus and a anti-hero spirit Lucifer is the perfect receipe for an event

    • @jamzilla960
      @jamzilla960 9 месяцев назад +35

      Divine spirits are technically in the throne , but are impossible to summon due to the weakness of the grail.

    • @rosehades2843
      @rosehades2843 9 месяцев назад +9

      They are an fgo servant! Completely slipped my mind I think they are in one of the lostbelts

    • @yakobi8434
      @yakobi8434 9 месяцев назад +10

      Closest we get is Angry Mango

  • @Balorak146
    @Balorak146 4 года назад +1893

    UBW-A Archer: Oh, its just Sakura.
    HF Archer, fleeing in terror: I choose life!

    • @Metamine0
      @Metamine0 2 года назад +152

      Lmao I can't wait till Mouthwash covers HF.

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 2 года назад +149

      @@Metamine0 Coming in 15 years…

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 Год назад +29

      @@ZKP314 I need HF kirei. It'll be *perfect*

    • @catgckool428
      @catgckool428 Год назад +31

      "Oh, it's just Sakura." *Thinks about what he just said. Eyes open wide.* "I CHOSE LIFE!"

    • @sydakk
      @sydakk Год назад +14

      I think in the abridged HF Archer would be the Shirou from this route as UBW archer seems to be from the studio dean version?

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 4 года назад +2300

    "Something tells me this guy is trouble and never wins fights."
    "Who are you? Lancer?"

    • @SergioBocanegra
      @SergioBocanegra 4 года назад +101

      Well someone has to hype up the other servants

    • @SenorGuina
      @SenorGuina 4 года назад +54

      Well lancer won all his fights in ubw though

    • @justinthompson6364
      @justinthompson6364 4 года назад +113

      @@SenorGuina I'd say most of his fights in UBW aren't really decisive, unless you count him kicking around Shirou and Shinji

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 года назад +26

      Who are you? Renji?

    • @sethrenegade3533
      @sethrenegade3533 4 года назад +63

      There was a movie where he was a mage class and he actually won the against archer, Saber and assassin.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Год назад +258

    “Rin, he is going to murder me!”
    I see what you did there. 😏

  • @kissshotheartunderblade655
    @kissshotheartunderblade655 2 года назад +214

    "Shouldn't YOU be tormenting the souls of the damned?"
    "NO!"
    The voice acting on that "no" was beautiful

  • @wurmsrus2
    @wurmsrus2 5 лет назад +593

    "that's hell you're walking into."
    "Called it!"
    "METAPHORICAL HELL, RIN!"

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 3 года назад +6

      magnificent

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz 3 года назад +3

      magnificent

    • @identi8040
      @identi8040 3 года назад +2

      Timestamp pls

    • @BenjaminN.
      @BenjaminN. 3 года назад

      @@identi8040 no timestamp because it has not been said. however, it would be great if they put this in

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc 5 лет назад +1821

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    *cough* Gilgamesh *cough*

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 5 лет назад +65

      *ubw movie intensifies*

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 5 лет назад +49

      Cough* literally what Gil and several archers do

    • @lull9006
      @lull9006 5 лет назад +43

      "You sure about that, you sure that's a fact Rin?"

    • @Kimu3657
      @Kimu3657 5 лет назад +6

      Tbh, I think they shoot weapons, not throwing them

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 года назад +13

      To be fair gil kinda shoots his weapons out of the vault, presumably from an ancient Mesopotamian slingshot, at least that's what I think?

  • @Hyperdragon1701
    @Hyperdragon1701 3 года назад +162

    I love how "I WANT THAT!" is now a Cannon Character Trait for Shirou thanks to Fate GO.

  • @hayasakakazuha4144
    @hayasakakazuha4144 Год назад +82

    Archer's abridged voice really fit how he sounds like in the original Japanese dub which is truly amazing.

  • @akksaba8658
    @akksaba8658 7 лет назад +522

    Rin: "Stupid priest thinks Satan plays by his rules."
    I almost died laughing. Oh Rin, if only you knew...

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 7 лет назад +4

      ikr xD

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 7 лет назад +25

      THATS DOUBLE IRONIC

    • @facundoasdasda2024
      @facundoasdasda2024 7 лет назад +25

      Technically Angra Mainyu is a God XD

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 7 лет назад +4

      facundo asdasda not a god yet, but he's no small child anymore either

    • @TenaciousDingo
      @TenaciousDingo 7 лет назад +1

      Well, kinda. He's not actually a god.

  • @kittyoverlord96
    @kittyoverlord96 5 лет назад +2253

    "She's not just saber, she's... BAEber."
    Artoria is indeed a babe, most honest words ever uttered about this franchise, 10/10.

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 4 года назад +102

      ... arguably
      Mordred more of a babe
      I just like my girls slimmer
      Not that i don't fancy big tasty tots too

    • @littlen8279
      @littlen8279 4 года назад +48

      @@miletilblight2181 finally someone who speaks my language

    • @theworldisfuckedupatm3398
      @theworldisfuckedupatm3398 4 года назад +36

      I hate the fact that until now i thought she meant bieber...as in Justin bieber...

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 4 года назад +22

      Beautiful last words, indeed.

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 3 года назад +26

      @@theworldisfuckedupatm3398 ... Your username describes how I feel about your comment now that I've come across it.

  • @aniphoenix9474
    @aniphoenix9474 2 года назад +254

    4:37 "why do you hate your self so much?"
    "THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
    that reference though😂😂😂

    • @valentintepes8240
      @valentintepes8240 Год назад

      what reference

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Год назад +21

      @@valentintepes8240 Reference to the fact he knows _exactly_ who he is and all of his goals are because he hates himself.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 месяца назад +2

      @@valentintepes8240 The reference to who Archer is and why he hates himself.

  • @cernunnos8344
    @cernunnos8344 8 месяцев назад +45

    Archer casually outing himself as Shirou and Rin not catching on is hilarious

  • @Shou_22
    @Shou_22 4 года назад +1456

    Kirei: You can't summon Satan.
    **laughs in persona**

    • @Bell-yw9dd
      @Bell-yw9dd 4 года назад +41

      ARSENE!!!!!

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 4 года назад +52

      @@Bell-yw9dd i meant Arsene's final form Sataniel (basically Satan)... But sure...

    • @Tbonezz11
      @Tbonezz11 4 года назад +36

      @@Shou_22 i mean there is a persona that is ACTUALLY satan so...

    • @Imperial_Remnant
      @Imperial_Remnant 4 года назад +48

      You can summon Jesus and ACTUALLY Satan in Persona, another reason why Persona 3 is one of my favorite game.

    • @EvergreenHue
      @EvergreenHue 4 года назад +8

      Gun Jesus and Depressed boi, the same guy

  • @dragon9261
    @dragon9261 5 лет назад +2243

    "I just want to stand over the corpses of 6 fallen heroes drinking ginger ale from a goblet touched by the blood of christ, you know normal teenage girl stuff"

  • @mansonchan6257
    @mansonchan6257 3 года назад +74

    "You have a reality marble don't you?"
    "I don't know what you're talking about rin."
    "can you summon hell? is that your noble phantasm?"
    well, she's not wrong

  • @kiggerst
    @kiggerst 3 года назад +72

    Archer : "we almost there rin."
    Rin : "i dont even need to give u direction or anything."
    Archer : "weird right? Probably the grail"
    That got me good lol

  • @edelbrock443
    @edelbrock443 5 лет назад +2707

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer stupid."
    "You sure about that? You sure that's a fact Rin?"
    The quality of this series is going to be on par with TFS Hellsing Ultimate, isn't it?

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 4 года назад +164

      Laughs maniacally in Gilgamesh

    • @TribalGrayFox
      @TribalGrayFox 4 года назад +44

      No better, and I dare say that!

    • @pumpdaddyg
      @pumpdaddyg 4 года назад +12

      Bite me

    • @noblesseoblige319
      @noblesseoblige319 4 года назад +50

      Probably because half of the cast also works on tfs abridged stuff.
      And by "half", I mean most of them.
      Same goes for sao abridged.

    • @samaramorgan8023
      @samaramorgan8023 4 года назад +13

      @@pumpdaddyg bite me, Bite Me

  • @Valla0
    @Valla0 6 лет назад +640

    i can see it now, when Rin finds out Archer is actually Shiro she will turn to him and say "Shiro why didn't you tell me you were actually Satan!!!"

    • @RalkonEthinora
      @RalkonEthinora 5 лет назад +75

      If this is the case then that means that it is in fact possible that Raven from Teen Titans is the daughter of rin and shiro

    • @archiostivnnih2774
      @archiostivnnih2774 5 лет назад +32

      @@RalkonEthinora
      your argument is kinda.... valid

    • @teammiracletriggervangaurd2317
      @teammiracletriggervangaurd2317 5 лет назад +11

      She aittained unlimited maximum no chill worls

    • @josegregoriobencomogomez4958
      @josegregoriobencomogomez4958 5 лет назад +14

      @@RalkonEthinora Riyo's Gudako is the daughter of Rin and Shirou.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 5 лет назад +8

      Don’t forget their son,he actually dated Galahad’s Sister.

  • @heartlessscorpion1334
    @heartlessscorpion1334 2 года назад +82

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    Gilgamesh and Shirou just wheezing in the background

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 3 года назад +63

    The fact that she thinks he’s Satan is one thing but the fact that she honestly doesn’t give a crap what he might do with the power of the grail. That means if he was really Satan she wouldn’t care what he would do.

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 7 месяцев назад +2

      Tbf, depending on what interpretation of Satan you go for, he could wish for something "reasonable", like "Dad, can't you bloody forgive me already?"
      Or, "I wish all souls in hell are forgiven"
      Or my favourite; "turn earth into hell"

    • @ethanklee9041
      @ethanklee9041 7 месяцев назад

      @@Elmithian Well the grail definitely got you covered on the last one.

    • @pablothecoffeelover2551
      @pablothecoffeelover2551 5 месяцев назад

      @@ethanklee9041wait there is actual satan In the game?

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 месяцев назад

      @@Elmithian You're missing the big one: God's gambling buddy. Which I believe is the only devil actually in the bible itself oddly enough. That is where the term Satan specifically comes from, most of the rest come from secondary material that may or may not be ascended fanon, with the closest link being that the name Lucifer (origin being a reference to Venus, which considering the point in time was probably also vaguely referencing the roman goddess) gets hurled at an arrogant king as an insult. Then a guy wrote a whole story that people just kinda assumed was true that made Lucifer out as a fallen angel's name. Interesting history to look through honestly. Either way though, Satan I'd take as a gambler, Lucifer has a 50/50 of being a wraith depending on if he actually existed in FSN canon, and dunno the status of the other devils, most of them are also secondary stories, but in that sense they probably share Luci's status as a coin toss for if they are more than a wraith.

  • @Irmarinen
    @Irmarinen 4 года назад +955

    Calling it now: Gilgamesh is gonna ask Rin what does she want the Grail for, gets an answer of: "just to drink from it", and gets a flashback to scene from babylonia, when he did that.

    • @anontheweeb87
      @anontheweeb87 2 года назад +228

      I'm also calling it...
      Except, I think it'd happen during Shirou vs Gil fight, something like:
      "What do you even want the Grail for anyway?" (Gilgamesh)
      "I want to save people and Rin just wants the cup." (Shirou)
      "Just the cup?" (Gilgamesh)
      "Yeah, apparently drinking from a goblet touched by the blood of christ was her life-long dream... Although, looking at it right now I doubt she'd want to drink anything from a giant Shinji-tumor." (Shirou)
      *Insert Babylonia flashback*
      "Fufu... Fufufu... Fuwahahahhahaha!" (Gilgamesh)
      "I like her." (Gilgamesh)
      It'd also be a nod to the fact that Rin was stated to be Gil's ideal choice for a master.

    • @aniphoenix9474
      @aniphoenix9474 Год назад +16

      You know, even if they didn't plan it when you wrote that comment, they better see this god send of an idea so they can implement it into the script somehow.
      Edit: To anyone and everyone who sees this reply, Please upvote the OP's comment so PM can see it!

    • @jamestheaverageman6959
      @jamestheaverageman6959 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@aniphoenix9474 This isn't Reddit, we don't have upvotes.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 7 месяцев назад +3

      It's possible, TFS made the "Even you best buddy" scene work.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 месяцев назад +2

      Given that his type is noble virgin women... yeah, I can see him seeing Rin as an ideal master.@@anontheweeb87

  • @namikazenara9379
    @namikazenara9379 7 лет назад +2092

    I can't wait until Archer actually summon UBW.
    Archer: "this...is my hell."
    Rin: "I called it!"

    • @juanarroyo6733
      @juanarroyo6733 6 лет назад +43

      I just added the 666th like to your comment.

    • @DenisEinzbern
      @DenisEinzbern 6 лет назад +61

      UHW* unlimited hell's work

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv 5 лет назад +4

      EmperorUmu Is Life! Hah too funny XD

    • @deadlybeauty53
      @deadlybeauty53 5 лет назад +5

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I actually imagined such a scene in my head with your words ahahahhahahahahha i fucking died.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 5 лет назад +30

      KevinSaidHi this is shiro we’re talking about. It’s UPW.
      Unlimited pipe works

  • @_draconic
    @_draconic 3 года назад +124

    Rin: "you can't just trow a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    Gilgamesh: "ok keep talking"
    Shiro: "u sure about that?"
    litarly every archer: "ehhhh"

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 Месяц назад

      Oda: "I use guns that shot magic energy like a Kamehameha."

  • @skiptracy5150
    @skiptracy5150 2 года назад +75

    I hope it's just an accidental deletion not a permanent one, for I watch this series over and again. Great videos and absolutely amazing voice work.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  2 года назад +34

      Nothing was deleted. Episodes were taken down by Sony.

    • @skiptracy5150
      @skiptracy5150 2 года назад +11

      @@ProjectMouthwash ohhh SONY took them down. Well that isn't very nice of them now is it. Thank you for your reply.

  • @SuperFunnyboy78
    @SuperFunnyboy78 4 года назад +937

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid.”
    Gilgamesh: *Laughs in GOB*

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 4 года назад +54

      That's literally what 90% of Archer servants do
      And some of them don't even throw weapons LIKE Tawara Tota who throws rice sacks

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 4 года назад +6

      Gilgamash laughing: That Zashiu 😂😂

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 4 года назад +15

      @@GBlockbreaker its honestly my favorite attack. Make a bunch of swords and yeet them

    • @bugmoon1939
      @bugmoon1939 Год назад

      @@GBlockbreaker The archer class really is made of archers! - Rin

  • @MultiAFroDuck
    @MultiAFroDuck 6 лет назад +1578

    the voice actress of Rin is amazingly talented! she totally brought life to that role! everyone else in this is extremely talented as well, but Rin is something else

    • @nakfyre9512
      @nakfyre9512 5 лет назад +67

      she does deserve this exclusive episode

    • @typintypos
      @typintypos 5 лет назад +11

      I second this!

    • @berserkerlewis7089
      @berserkerlewis7089 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah, not only did I get into and watch all of the Fate series because of this abridged series, but I also had to acclimate to Rin's voice in the actual anime, cause I'm so used to the voice here 😂

    • @Regmuslima
      @Regmuslima 5 лет назад +17

      Berserker Lewis Same for me when it came to Karito's abridged voice. ....prefer that kirito actually

    • @astrothsknot
      @astrothsknot 5 лет назад +4

      @@berserkerlewis7089 not just you

  • @bluestar-4496
    @bluestar-4496 3 года назад +59

    I love how they had archer acting when he remembered the events around saber, because yea archer is suppose to come from a very similar time line to the fate route so he would believe he was about to get seriously injured since Shirou doesn’t use a command spell to stop her in the fate and heaven’s feel routes.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Год назад +22

    When abridged Archer sounds more Archer than canon Archer. The music of his entrance and first conversation with Rin is also perfect, dunno if that's from the anime or your own group's utter genius.

  • @nightwing2199
    @nightwing2199 5 лет назад +1913

    So if Archer is "Actually Satan", does that make Saber "Actually Jesus" due to her ability to run on water? :thinking:

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 года назад +101

      by that argument a ton of ninja and other martial arts types in anime are also our Lord and Savior

    • @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649
      @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 4 года назад +182

      Actually, no. Saber would be "Actually God" because she is Shirou's Tiger Mom. And can you guess who Archer truly is? He is, DUN DUN DUN, Shirou fucking Emiya.

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg 3 года назад +7

      Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth 3 года назад +30

      @@Black-cj1eg Its an unnecessary emphasis on the name/title it precedes, and also is capitalized as if its part of a proper noun/title, and that makes it amusing.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 года назад +1

      @@CorvusCorone68 Ninja use tricks

  • @denismawe4394
    @denismawe4394 6 лет назад +411

    "this guy is basically Irish hercules!" -Accurate.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 6 лет назад +7

      But Cu is not Berserker Class..If he was.

    • @denismawe4394
      @denismawe4394 6 лет назад +37

      I'm talking about the actual myth of cuchullain. And I think in one of the games he is a berserker, because of Riastrád. A power that let's cuchullain transform and basically go completely insane. Their characters in the show aren't very similar at all.

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc 6 лет назад +9

      Except for both being demi-gods and one man armies.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 5 лет назад +5

      well,if we consider fate/go....
      fans:"no we dont"
      we might just assume that berserker cu would be similar to cu alter.which would mean higher survivability than herc and better stats,but no extralives he could bounce off to if he does die.considering hercs survivability is actually quite high outside of go tho,berserker cu would basicly just run over everyone anyways.but then there is the possibility he is nothing like cu alter,in which case what i just said is invalid xD

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 лет назад +2

      Without the luck tho

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw 8 месяцев назад +11

    "And would it kill ya to say hi to me in the halls once in a while?!"
    I mean, based on tonight, maybe?

  • @NIKAtheWORM
    @NIKAtheWORM 4 месяца назад +9

    Here again because it's Arch-- I mean, Saber's 20th summoning anniversary! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад

      Oh, yeah. The original VA novel was supposed to be set in 2004, wasn't it?

  • @GunslingerGeneral
    @GunslingerGeneral 5 лет назад +403

    >Watching through this like a normal abridged series
    "Yeah, this seems like a good one, with clever jokes and top notch voice acto-"
    >hear SAO Abridged Kirito
    "Oh this is gonna get even better-"

  • @NeinKyori
    @NeinKyori 5 лет назад +800

    "No Rin, I'm not carpet-bombing the city
    *nuke a freaking cemetery later on*
    That's kinda close i guess

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer 4 года назад +76

      In his defense those people were already dead.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 года назад +37

      And another case was, THAT FUCKING BERSERKER!

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 4 года назад +11

      Plus a nuke is not carpet bombing.
      That is more of a line of bombs then one massive ass one.

    • @thehunter321gaming8
      @thehunter321gaming8 4 года назад +2

      @@danieloceansmith3156 still massive damage nun the less

  • @water_color
    @water_color 3 года назад +40

    I have to say, I love how the characters shine so well in the script and line delivery in a way that feels unique while still somehow sounding in-character

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 Год назад +35

    This Abridged is amazing. Thanks for all you and your team work. Great video

  • @receedzeraq9488
    @receedzeraq9488 6 лет назад +1821

    GET DUNKED ON, SCHOOL, HAS SCHOOL EVER LET ME MEET A HERO FROM THE PAST? I DONT THINK SO.
    "Summon a hero from the future"

    • @lifeofvadim
      @lifeofvadim 5 лет назад +98

      Half mark. Nice attempt through!!!
      *B-*

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc 5 лет назад +50

      The Mind's eye is sharp with this one.

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago 5 лет назад +23

      Actually He's The Counterbalance To Gilgamesh.

    • @AscendtionArc
      @AscendtionArc 5 лет назад +41

      @@SeviathTheHumanDrago ​ Ian Green Well, while it is true that 'Shirou' bested Gil in FSN, it should still be noted: he couldn't actually win the fight and Gil wasn't fighting him seriously; if he started out with a planetary scale attack, or just used the weaker abilities his main NP from the start, it's hard to see how Archer or Shirou could compete (heck, Gil could use the proto-Rule-Breaker on the marble); Shirou actually calls out that he can't even comprehend the existence of Ea, let alone trace it; it's on a completely different level to Excalibur, it is literally the apex NP.

    • @Guymano
      @Guymano 5 лет назад +4

      Boi 🤣

  • @oldmanhenderson1112
    @oldmanhenderson1112 7 лет назад +435

    Archer sounds like a mix of JOSH GROBIN and Ichigo. This pleases me for reasons that I can't quite explain.

    • @oldmanhenderson1112
      @oldmanhenderson1112 7 лет назад +11

      Exodus Reaper Oh shit you're right. Does Archer have a heart pit as well?

    • @oldmanhenderson1112
      @oldmanhenderson1112 7 лет назад +2

      Exodus Reaper Of course, of course.

    • @lionlynx3836
      @lionlynx3836 7 лет назад

      Yea I think byakuya when I hear him speak and when he yelled I feel like I'm hearing a bit of kenpachi

    • @someonebackslashevry
      @someonebackslashevry 7 лет назад

      specially Ichigo

    • @shelbypowell9919
      @shelbypowell9919 7 лет назад

      Mmh, I would have said Nishijima and Ichigo.

  • @dakduen7943
    @dakduen7943 Год назад +15

    I'm rewatching this to celebrate it's back up

  • @yat0ro358
    @yat0ro358 2 года назад +23

    8:50
    The line delivery from Kirei here is so good oh my god

  • @z24hourgamer2
    @z24hourgamer2 5 лет назад +915

    NO IM NOT CARPET BOMBING THE CITY
    Rin: Of course you're not we would need an archer for that.
    Satan: This is my life now

    • @kgb4150
      @kgb4150 3 года назад +52

      Actually Satan, the Actually is important, I think

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg 3 года назад +1

      Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

    • @mryeet4028
      @mryeet4028 3 года назад +8

      @@Black-cj1eg becuase he's actually satan

    • @batterie1928
      @batterie1928 3 года назад +19

      @@Black-cj1eg “actually” is used for emphasis, the way Rin uses it in “Actually Satan” shows that she’s constantly confirming his legitimate identity

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg 3 года назад +3

      @@batterie1928 thank god someone answered it

  • @AverageAsianMe
    @AverageAsianMe 7 лет назад +300

    Rin: Why do you hate yourself?
    Archer: There are so many reasons.
    why does that sound lile foreshadowing?

    • @NullSchmid
      @NullSchmid 6 лет назад +13

      AverageAsianMe because it very much is

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 6 лет назад

      Because you're right

    • @macrux152__8
      @macrux152__8 6 лет назад +11

      EVERYTHING HERE IS FORSHADOWING. Sorry, just had to say it. Seeing little things with their banter that just tickles my fandom.

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 5 лет назад

      AverageAsianMe

  • @meruzhansargsyan1476
    @meruzhansargsyan1476 3 года назад +26

    This is lowkey more enjoyable than the actual anime. You guys did a great job on all the episodes... Can't wait for the next one

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 3 года назад +35

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!"
    Me :*looks at Goldie suspiciously* She's kinda got a point

  • @ryguy4107
    @ryguy4107 6 лет назад +1420

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
    ......*glances towards the man in gold*......yeah dont Be silly.

    • @mamenchia
      @mamenchia 6 лет назад +192

      "You sure about that? You sure that's fact Rin?"

    • @dontneedtoknow9629
      @dontneedtoknow9629 6 лет назад +71

      Both archers were like that :v. Not accounting that strongest archer doesn't actually use bow :v

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 лет назад +58

      Technically those lines of dialogue were referring to Archer EMIYA more than Archer Gilgamesh, cause Gil shoots the weapons out of portals while EMIYA tends to throw them, or at least, his main 2 swords he throws.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 5 лет назад +2

      i actually never got the comments before,but i recently watched the ubw movie and gil does throw weapons

    • @water_color
      @water_color 5 лет назад +32

      David: Flings rocks with a slingshot
      Tawara Touta: Flings fucking baskets of rice

  • @darkutopia2711
    @darkutopia2711 6 лет назад +675

    "Something tells me this guy's trouble and never wins fights." Gold.

    • @spookster3384
      @spookster3384 5 лет назад +27

      By his master like if he has any other master he would just rek everybody. Maybe not Gilgamesh but most people

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +65

      The irony is that Cu Chulain's actual mythology is him winning fights all the time and scoring babes like no tomorrow. What's funny, however, is that the only woman he doesn't sleep with is the woman who was the most eager to sleep with him XD.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 5 лет назад +9

      well,he won the fight against kirei

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma 5 лет назад +32

      @@joshuakim5240 Double irony in that he's possibly one of the most powerful Servants in Fate/Grand Order if you increase his max level. There are tons of "Cu Solo" videos destroying fights that are a pain for the normal player with normal parties of 6 servants, and the most he does is have a couple tanks die immediately because you can't just start solo.

    • @dragonstormx
      @dragonstormx 5 лет назад +3

      Words from the Servant who loses most of his fights.

  • @Min-re7xm
    @Min-re7xm 4 года назад +18

    8:22 "I humbly swear my master that together, you and I are going to fuck up all the bitches"
    DAMN THAT WAS HOT AS FUCK

  • @000Dragon50000
    @000Dragon50000 8 месяцев назад +7

    I... only just realised Rin's line about the entirety of humanity blaming satan for their shortcomings...
    Was a sly fucking reference to Angra Mainyu. The fuck. How did I miss that.

  • @UltimaAzN
    @UltimaAzN 6 лет назад +1715

    Lancer: "So you're a Saber servant then. Not much of a swordsman when it comes down to it. What's your True Name, Saber?"
    "Saber": "Bite Me. What's yours?"
    Lancer: "Me? My name's Mario. First name Mario. Last name Mario. Mario Mario."
    "Bite Me": "Funny, I took you for the great Italian spearman Cu Chu-lame."
    "Mario Mario": "Bite me, "Bite Me""
    *This is one of the most cleverly written bits of dialogue ever. I can't help but stop to admire this wordplay.*

    • @nakfyre9512
      @nakfyre9512 5 лет назад +128

      thanks to this comment i just realized:
      " 'Bite Me': You noticed That?
      " 'Mario": Im a spearman. Perceptiveness is my thing 'Bite Me'."

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 5 лет назад +90

      I for one, feel so sorry for Lancer, being forced to watch Super Mario Bros. by his sadistic Master.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 лет назад +6

      Agreed.

    • @SIRslipperyasp91
      @SIRslipperyasp91 5 лет назад +4

      I do not get it.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 5 лет назад +46

      @@SIRslipperyasp91
      It's a refrence to the live action 'super mario brothers' movie released a few decades ago. (specifically, 1993.)
      Mario's full name in the film is Mario Mario, his brothers name is Luigi Mario.
      The movie was very stupid, and panned by critics, unsurprisingly.

  • @loganwoods1590
    @loganwoods1590 7 лет назад +635

    "He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin" I am so glad someone else pointed that out.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 6 лет назад +56

      Irish Achilles is a better analogy, IMO

    • @joshuabarrett7997
      @joshuabarrett7997 6 лет назад +81

      Absurdly strong, wrathful, premature death, and weirdly specific conditions for being able to kill him? If that's your reasoning, i see it

    • @guilegale8942
      @guilegale8942 6 лет назад +32

      Setanta suffered from the "warp spasms" according to myth, which is represented in FSN by his eyes and veins bulging, his hair standing on end, and his muscles increasing in size and strength when throwing his spear (his right arm looks extra huge, even for foreshortening and perspective, in his last fight with Archer).
      He'd easily match up with either Achilles as Lancer or Herakles as Berserker, but only if the warp spasms were exaggerated as the reason for his class change.

    • @skoomaaddict1010
      @skoomaaddict1010 6 лет назад +1

      Declan Greenleaf Frankly seeing Fergus MacRoy and Calacholg's hill chopping rainbow would be pretty sick

    • @FlavioVSLeal
      @FlavioVSLeal 6 лет назад

      I heard irish jesus, that made it even more fun

  • @zen_7748
    @zen_7748 3 года назад +74

    "He's is going to murder me"
    Considering Cu Chulame has class advantage and a ridiculous skillset geared towards survival, yeah that sounds about right.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +43

      Class advantage doesn't exist in any meaningful sense outside GO. That aside, Cu has combat superiority over Archer is effectively every field and all Archer is capable of doing against him is fighting defensively. No one thing is his advantage.

    • @TheMrLeeotis
      @TheMrLeeotis 3 года назад +4

      When said that, I assumed he was referring to what was about to happen moments later to Emiya.

    • @priamneville5899
      @priamneville5899 3 года назад +14

      @@ProjectMouthwash Yeah - EVERYTHING is Cu's advantage. Protection from arrows means archer can't win there, skills and parameters mean he's boned in melee, and while the THROWN Gae Bolg can just barely be survived, Archer can't counter the causality stab. Cu is 110% designed to tear Archer several new assholes.

    • @richard35791
      @richard35791 3 года назад +1

      Type advantage only classic game balancing

    • @kyzersoze8408
      @kyzersoze8408 3 года назад +1

      @@priamneville5899 the only way archer wins is if he hits cu with that crane technique shirou used against salter in heavens feel. Cu is emiyas natural enemy because the lancer class servants almost perfectly counters archer class servants.
      Honestly if rin summoned any other archer he or she would have absolutely died against cu culain in a few moments because from what I know emiya is pretty much the only archer class servant who possess an absolute defense like rho aias that can repel him for a moment.

  • @Kafka-hq2dl
    @Kafka-hq2dl 2 месяца назад +5

    Rin: "I dont want randoms getting hurt in the War!"
    *10 minutes earlier*
    Rin: "Hey do you think carpet bombing the town would attract other Servants?"

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад +3

      She's a teenage girl. Consistency isn't exactly in her wheelhouse. 😁
      -- But more seriously, I read it that as being about Rin's journey here. Her character arc in UBW is arguably her discovering that while she talks a great game about being the kind of cold psychopathic Mage her dad was, when push comes to shove, she doesn't really have it in her to go through with it. It turns out that she might actually be -- _(gasp!)_ -- a good person who wants love and affection like any other human being! Who knew?

  • @Blade_Corps
    @Blade_Corps 4 года назад +645

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer"
    Jeanne "DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @lammatt
      @lammatt 2 года назад +40

      Orion "punches"

    • @bandabanana4939
      @bandabanana4939 2 года назад +26

      @@lammatt nah Orion's more Archer than most archers in Fate, dude was shooting a fucking God in space

    • @lanceocana9059
      @lanceocana9059 Год назад +4

      TOTSUGEKI

    • @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505
      @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505 Год назад

      @@bandabanana4939 I mean... Yeah, he has the bow and all, but he barely shoot with it, he is more prone to throw it or throw punches, just the extra attack uses the bow

    • @viroszelmire1391
      @viroszelmire1391 Год назад +2

      David: ha rock go brrrrrr

  • @tangency09
    @tangency09 4 года назад +1354

    Rin: I figured it out, you're actually Satan!
    Archer: That's uncalled for.....
    Rin: Actually Satan, by the power of my command seal!
    Archer: THAT'S uncalled for!

    • @isaaceyfish
      @isaaceyfish 3 года назад +55

      The power of seals compels you! 100 PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 года назад +23

      Genuinely one of the best delivered lines in a parody or not I've heard to date.

    • @arcaineshifter1799
      @arcaineshifter1799 Год назад +7

      For lore purposes if doesn't that mean archer can't sacrifice rin to the holy grail to get his wish

  • @maracabo1176
    @maracabo1176 3 года назад +26

    I remenber the time "Satan is an Archer" was actually a joke, but now is true because the Demon King became a archer, thanks Nobunaga

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад

      Meh. Nobunaga's only the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, not all of hell.

  • @clyvetruises9587
    @clyvetruises9587 3 года назад +21

    11:19
    Rin: You can't just throw weapons and call yourself an Archer
    Emiya and *73% OF THE ARCHER SERVANTS* : *get deeply offended

  • @grimmangor6741
    @grimmangor6741 5 лет назад +2921

    “Saber”: He’s very dead we should leave him
    Rin:Why would we do that
    “Saber”: *starts fazing out of existence* Reasons

    • @wingfighter2
      @wingfighter2 4 года назад +124

      “Archer”

    • @thedstorm8922
      @thedstorm8922 4 года назад +261

      @@wingfighter2 " Actually Satan "

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 4 года назад +48

      I really need to watch the show at some point so I can get why he does not want to exist

    • @uselesshero.official
      @uselesshero.official 4 года назад +23

      Damn, I understand it now, he does kind of become the 'satan' of her life in this route. 😅😏

    • @aikonakajima9864
      @aikonakajima9864 4 года назад +87

      @@silentshadow3894 he doesn't want to exist because his ideals of becoming a hero of justice had betrayed him he was forced to kill even as far as innocent people for the "greater good" which goes against his ideology and want to kill his younger self so that he never has to repeat that cycle on top of that it wasn't even his dream to begin with so he believes he truly has no ideals of his own.

  • @angelictear5964
    @angelictear5964 7 лет назад +534

    I see that other episodes are planned. I really really really really really really REALLY hope it continues!
    +1 for hope!
    +1 for Satan!
    +1 for Rin finally getting a Saber! Even if it's based on denial :O
    +1 for that friend Shipping
    +100 For fucking Kirito as your Shirou! HOLY ****!

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  7 лет назад +55

      It will.

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 7 лет назад +6

      SPOILER DUDE WE DONT KNOW THAT

    • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
      @bleachbleachBLEACHER 7 лет назад +5

      Friend Ships are the best ships.

    • @Pslyse
      @Pslyse 7 лет назад +19

      What's funny is abridged kirito and shirou share a voice actor (yamotosfx) and the official dub versions also share a voice actor (Bryce Papenbrook)

    • @Pslyse
      @Pslyse 7 лет назад +2

      *Yamato

  • @aqj2014
    @aqj2014 3 года назад +140

    rin near the start: what if we carpet bombed the city?
    rin halfway through: im gonna murder all my friends!
    rin at 15:20 (about five minutes later) "i dont want randos being hurt in the war!"
    make up your mind girl

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 11 месяцев назад +15

      To be fair, consistency isn't really her strong suit.

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Brasswatchman nope

    • @jkattack2640
      @jkattack2640 10 месяцев назад +4

      #teenagegirlthings

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад +1

      More seriously, though, I tend to read this as Rin talking a good game about being a total sacrifice-friendly human-life-is-cheap psychopath Mage like her dad... but when push comes to shove, she doesn't quite have it in her. Her whole arc in UBW is arguably her learning that, against all odds, she is -- _shock!_ _gasp!_ -- an actually *good person* who wants love and affection just like every other mortal human, and maybe that isn't such a bad thing.

  • @SDHVFS
    @SDHVFS 3 года назад +30

    Archer: Its to bad you didn't summon lucifer you two might get along
    Nasu: Rin and Gilgamesh would get along

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад

      But... Rin's on the same wavelength as Ishtar, right? Wouldn't Gil loath her just for the similarities there?

    • @SDHVFS
      @SDHVFS Месяц назад +1

      @Brasswatchman
      Gil and Ishtar hate each other, the only reason they work together in FGO is because of Rin
      It's mentioned by Gil in FGO that Rin tones down ishtars worst qualities making her not so annoying
      And in CCC he praises her multiple times and even says by the end a master servant combo of him and her would he fun
      Rin would love Gil cause he is rich and solve all her money problems

  • @darkslayer3418
    @darkslayer3418 5 лет назад +1584

    Rin: White hair red clothes *Talks about what Archer is.
    Me: Dante, Son of Sparda?
    Rin: YOU'RE SATAN!
    Me: DAMN IT!

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 5 лет назад +63

      Rin The devil doesn't have white hair or wears red clothes the devil is part unfeeling machine and part raging horned devil aka a cyberdemon

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 5 лет назад +122

      No..... Satan is a PART TIMER!

    • @kainlocke9934
      @kainlocke9934 5 лет назад +7

      That's what I said

    • @KingBurger52
      @KingBurger52 5 лет назад +48

      I would love to see Dante and Vergil as servants

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 5 лет назад +32

      ACTUALLY Satan. The actually part is important I think.

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 5 лет назад +402

    Two things: First I just realized you had Archer call him Cu Culame that is hilarious can't believe I missed that all the previous times I watched this. I honestly just thought he was mad someone guessed his identity so easily. Second I just looked up Kansho and Byakuya on the typemoon wiki and realized who you had Lancer guess as Archer's identity nice subtle nod to his favored weapons' past there

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 5 лет назад +13

      I can't believe I never noticed Cü Chulame before lol

    • @halendark9378
      @halendark9378 3 года назад +3

      On the 1st point, the part I didn’t hear was Archer calling Lancer the “Italian” spear hero - Mario Mario! Lol 😂

  • @Asgardian_DM
    @Asgardian_DM 27 дней назад +7

    Rewatch gang!