Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep0: Speak The Devil's Name
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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PRODUCTION CREDITS-----
Recording - Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
Written by Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
Editing by Logan Laidlaw
Recorded at Mouthwash Studios
CAST
Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
Archer - Logan Laidlaw
Kerei Kotomine - Al Dales
Sakura Matou - Carrie "xBubblemunkyx" Johnston
Lancer - Aaron Robert Parnell
Shirou Emiya - Matthew "YamatoSFX" Kok
Saber - Ariel Hansen
MEDIA
Rin's Melody - UBW OST
Music For Promotion Video - UBW OST
Archer - UBW OST
Brave Shine - Aimer
Two Hearts - UBW OST
Back To The Night - Fate Hollow Ataraxia OST
Souls To Fight - UBW OST
Arrow - UBW OST
Reason To Kill - UBW OST
Untold Master - UBW OST
Journey - UBW OST
Overcome The Myth - UBW OST
Yes, we know it's Kinoko Nasu.
BlazingAzureCrow I get it😂
BlazingAzureCrow holy shit Satan the fuck xD
BlazingAzureCrow awesome
Aid me as I murder death kill
BlazingAzureCrow Err, a little context to your comment would be appreciated
16 years of Fate: summed up in one sentence.
"Weird right? Probably the grail."
Who could you be so right 🤣
@@tahirbhatti965 Another would be "Weird right? Well don't worry about it"
(that's two sentences)
@@panek6443 Don't worry about it
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid."
Somewhere out there Gilgamesh is laughing maniacally.
Archer: "You sure about that?"
Archer's thoughts: _Spirit and technique, flawless and firm..._
lancer is not technacally really a lancer. hes a spearmen. theres a difference. the only real lancers and arturia lancer from grand order
Well Cu has his war chariot but doesn't ever use it.
In a sense yes,he isn't a "lancer" in the meaning that he's actually mounted on something while in combat,though we can't call him "Spearman" :P
i mean he actually is a saber too as much as an mage. The historical Cu was just OP as fuck
fragarach was a sword cu actually used. so he can be a saber
“Be careful Rin, something tells me this guy’s trouble and never wins fights!”
As a Lancer class fan, this hurt
As a Cu fan in general, yeah
Lancer ga shinda
KONO HITO DENASHI
When Cu swapped his class in the FGO First Order movie to Caster he managed to beat both Saber Artoria and Archer EMIYA back to back 😂
Lancer class curse is real
@@erenkruger5760 Funny enough, the movie is his only win.
In GO, Emiya was faster than his spells and Salter was pretty much Britian Hercules
"Actually Satan's got a knack for carpentry. Gasp. Maybe he's Actually Jesus!"
Gets me every time.
"The _Actually_ is important... I think"
I now realized that Rin probably took Archer seriously when he said that he tried to kill a spider. An Archer wouldn't miss, so that's why she figured he was Saber.
hey that's kind of make sens...
She would've mistook him for an assassin if he managed to kill that spider
@@Username-qu1jt Or somehow, beyond all logic....a berserker
@@GoblinLord breaking a house to kill a spider is a pretty berserker behavior, to be fair
@@trinhminhtri4187 He has a point
That spider didn't stand a chance against his Unlimited Furniture Works.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache so even in abridge your present and that means I am present hunting you down
Just Some Guy with a Mustache the hell are you doing here!
Wow. did not expect to see you here
I am the Frame of my Couch,
Corduroy is my body, and Foam my blood,
I have contained over a thousand asses,
Unknown to Garage Sales, nor known to Retail,
Have withstood much weight to create many comforts,
But these Cushions won't ever come clean,
So, as I Pray-
Unlimited Furniture Works
Didn't the spider escape?
“Get dunked on school! Has school ever let me meet a hero from the past?! I don’t think so!”
-didn’t summon a hero from the past
-your servants past self goes to the school
-you meet lancer and rider at the school
I think school is beating the grail
Also is from the future
@@Doge_Attack i believe this was mentioned yes.
PeterIsLying
I hate your logic and I hate that your right.
And depending on your point of view, didnt summon a hero at all
Victor Kohler A hero of a different sort
"We should leave him."
"Why would we do that?"
*_reality glitches_*
"...reasons."
Makes me lose my shit every time.
Is there a deeper lore I'm missing?
@@PanicByNumbers Archer is Shiro in the future after he achieved his goal of becoming a hero. But he discovered that his reward was to be resurrected to fight in the HGW over and over again, and became disillusioned with the concept. So to erase his mistake, he keeps trying to kill his past self. No past Shiro, no future Archer, no miserable and ironic existence.
@@Lyndonmaman the gist is there but there are some misunderstandings to correct.
Spoiler essay ahead.
I don't know if he fought in a grail war, as that would be quite the paradox, but archer was a shirou who lived his life following his dream of being a hero of justice. He went all over the place righting wrongs, saving people, the whole thing. At some point, he got into a particularly tight spot, and made a deal with Alaya, to obtain the means to solve the situation in exchange of giving up his afterlife and becoming a Counter guardian. He continues his heroing, stuff happens (explained in Fate Extra) and he is betrayed by a comrade and executed by a country he saved.
As per his deal, after dying, he became a guardian and was given the Origin "sword", forming the basis of his mental landscape (as far as I understand it anyway). So he stayed there all the time, until Alaya needed to send him clean up humanity's mess. It was fine at first, but eventually he came to understand that humanity was beyond saving and this was pointless. In FSN, there is part that seem to imply that each mission would build up his marble by one or two swords until it become the UBW, which goes to show how long he was active.
Then one day he was summoned for a hgw during his time period, in the same area as his past self and thought that maybe killing him or at least changing his mind about that whole hero business would prevent a world of hurt and by proxy, erase him. Of course, it's wasted effort, since by becoming a guardian, archer was removed from the natural cycle, so even if FSN shirou dies for some reason, archer won't disappear.
@@LyndonmamanArcher's Butterfly Effect Plan
@@juggernautalpha8123 Spoiler reply below
Archer definitely did fight in the 5HGW as Shirou the master, and yes in that one Rin also summoned Archer Emiya, it's like a loop sorta thing. In fact the first scene in the VN, the "are you my master" one, is supposed to be from the POV of Archer summoning Saber back when he was fighting as regular Shirou in his timeline's HGW. Apparently his HGW followed the plot of the Fate route, but Shirou and Saber weren't able to reconcile and work past their character flaws, leading Shirou to still be a self-sacrificial hero of justice by the end of it.
Also he wasn't given the origin "sword" by Alaya(aka what he made a contract with), what caused that was having UBW(which he always had, hence why in UBW route Shirou can use it). And the "build up UBW by one or two swords" part is probably just a cool visual metaphor, in reality he adds any weapon he sees to it automatically(see HF route dagger) or by tracing it(see UBW Gil fight) - it's not really consistent but my point still stands.
And yes you're entirely correct in saying killing Shirou wouldn't erase him, for Archer it's just as much about proving Shirou's ideals wrong. Which is also a slight issue I have with Abridged's characterization of Archer, in the OG he wouldn't have been happy with Rin killing Shirou, he wanted to personally defeat Shirou 1-on-1 while monologuing about his ideals and shit.
"Careful, Rin. Something tells me this guy's trouble and never wins fights."
_Renji.exe has entered the game._
Kevin Jackson this a bleach reference?
Mewcaloid yep...the same VA voices Renji in the Project Mouthwash Bleach Abridged.
A FIREBALL! I CANT EVEN BEAT A NON CANON FIREBALL!
But never loses them either
Poor Renji.
“You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
FGO: We're adding an Archer who throws dolphins!
Lol
Yeah, archers are a pretty diverse bunch.....
So would the Archers from Apocrypha be the weird ones since they actually used bows?
@@manwithabasicprofilepic no, their just nerds.
@@watcherofmemelords7967 Beautiful
"Why do you hate yourself so much?"
"THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
Oh, Archer. Did you really lose your memories?
He canonically didn't, no.
He's just unwilling to confess his actual identity to rin.
@@ProjectMouthwash He was actually very confused upon summoning, but he could recall some stuff.
@@kaedox Same with how he was unwilling to confess his feelings towards Rin. HA!
@@jacksilletti7274 that's what it was. poor guy banks on the chance to kill his past self to get out of service and gets screwed by a patch update from the grail.
"Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
Well yes, but actually no
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer."
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.
People die when they're killed
People are killed when they don't die
The archer class is really made of archers
Did you really think that killing me whould be enough to make me die?
Truly one of the quotes of all time@@ThatOneFungus
I love How passive-aggressive sakura is.
She seems entirely aware of how the narrative screws her over in this route. Shirou basically forgets she exists, but she gets NTR’ed by her own sister.
Just dropping my papers everywhere..
Cuz thats what i love doing
Asuna is racist tho
"What's up T-Dog?!"
-Asuna SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment
Imagine how she would be if they abridged Heaven's Feel...
"Something tells me this guy is trouble and never wins fights."
"Who are you? Lancer?"
Well someone has to hype up the other servants
Well lancer won all his fights in ubw though
@@SenorGuina I'd say most of his fights in UBW aren't really decisive, unless you count him kicking around Shirou and Shinji
Who are you? Renji?
There was a movie where he was a mage class and he actually won the against archer, Saber and assassin.
I think "Stupid priest, thinking Satan plays by his rules" is the best line ever delivered.
I do love the fact that archer's flashbacks are the studio dean fate stay night
Same here, I was pleasantly surprised.
It’s a nice tidbit that I love. It means that after this ends, this version of archer manages to reach Avalon with his saber.
@@moistfist1054 its cause thats the route archer is from but he failed to save saber and never ended up in avalon sadly
@@Aaaashen I know that, but in this particular abridged he is from fate route specifically.
You can tell by the flashbacks. Assuming he doesn’t erase himself from existence (he almost faded when shirou almost died) then he should presumably reach Avalon eventually.
Even if it’s not true or ever fully confirmed, I like to think he will.
@@moistfist1054 its possible but due to his deal with god(?) Its unlikely he will ever get a chance to reach it
"white hair, red clothes, destroyed my house and din't apologize, condescending, self-absorbed"
I was expecting Rin to call him Dante.
Nah it was close enough...
Dante talked about fucking women in the lucifer cutscene in dmc 4
Also in the words of dante he has a bigger dick than vergil
I think there was one fanfic where she summoned Dante instead of Archer...
Hahaha that would have been hilarious
@@EternalVirgin Link
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
*cough* Gilgamesh *cough*
*ubw movie intensifies*
Cough* literally what Gil and several archers do
"You sure about that, you sure that's a fact Rin?"
Tbh, I think they shoot weapons, not throwing them
To be fair gil kinda shoots his weapons out of the vault, presumably from an ancient Mesopotamian slingshot, at least that's what I think?
“Fuck it I’m in, I’m all about that Zero accountability life” - Archer
the voice actress of Rin is amazingly talented! she totally brought life to that role! everyone else in this is extremely talented as well, but Rin is something else
she does deserve this exclusive episode
I second this!
Yeah, not only did I get into and watch all of the Fate series because of this abridged series, but I also had to acclimate to Rin's voice in the actual anime, cause I'm so used to the voice here 😂
Berserker Lewis Same for me when it came to Karito's abridged voice. ....prefer that kirito actually
@@berserkerlewis7089 not just you
UBW-A Archer: Oh, its just Sakura.
HF Archer, fleeing in terror: I choose life!
Lmao I can't wait till Mouthwash covers HF.
@@Metamine0 Coming in 15 years…
@@ZKP314 I need HF kirei. It'll be *perfect*
"Oh, it's just Sakura." *Thinks about what he just said. Eyes open wide.* "I CHOSE LIFE!"
I think in the abridged HF Archer would be the Shirou from this route as UBW archer seems to be from the studio dean version?
Rin: "Stupid priest thinks Satan plays by his rules."
I almost died laughing. Oh Rin, if only you knew...
ikr xD
THATS DOUBLE IRONIC
Technically Angra Mainyu is a God XD
facundo asdasda not a god yet, but he's no small child anymore either
Well, kinda. He's not actually a god.
"Weird, right? Probably the Grail." See, _that's_ how you deflect suspicion of why you know something. Good work, Archer; you're learning!
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer stupid."
"You sure about that? You sure that's a fact Rin?"
The quality of this series is going to be on par with TFS Hellsing Ultimate, isn't it?
Laughs maniacally in Gilgamesh
No better, and I dare say that!
Bite me
Probably because half of the cast also works on tfs abridged stuff.
And by "half", I mean most of them.
Same goes for sao abridged.
@@pumpdaddyg bite me, Bite Me
"He's pretty much Irish Hercules". - holy shit that's true.
Yeah, those Protestant English bastards can go suck it! We got a kick - ass mythological hero, who do you have?
@@Thoralmir Gordon Ramsay
@@ronaldomendoza7578 Doesn't qualify under the Grail rules!
@@Thoralmir 2020 holy grail war, cooker class.
@@LNMTerry Anyway, wasn't he born in Scotland?
“He is literally Irish Hercules Rin!”. Rin ”But is he....... SATAN!?”
Worst part is, he's not wrong. He's basically as hard to kill. In his actual legend, Cu Chulainn took on a whole army by himself, and when he was about to die, tied himself to a rock with his *own intestines* in order to ensure he would die standing up. When he finally died and the enemy forces went to ensure he was dead, the guy who went to try stabbing him ended up getting his arm chopped off, because Cu Chulainn's corpse did a post mortem spasm, resulting in the arm holding his weapon to swing down and chop the guy's arm off. So, yeah... Irish Hercules. Not wrong there.
@@brandonhawker6597 No. Cu Chulainn is one of Ireland's greatest heroes, but he's definitely not Hercules. Cu Chulainn's feats in life are not remotely close to Herc's labors, lifting the sky and becoming a God after death. Lore wise, it'd be more accurate to call him Irish Achilles. Not hating on his myth but saying Cu is Irish Heracles is kind of overselling him.(and underselling Herc himself) It's a joke that the fanbase takes too seriously and I really wish people would stop spreading this around and selling it as a fact. They are not comparable.
@@BNF5005 I'm not actually serious. I do know it's a joke. But, in regards to how durable he is, it is pretty accurate. People make light of the fact that Cu Chulainn is always offed so easily that they forget that, in his actual legend, he survives some stuff that would kill about eight people half the hero he was. I was not saying that *all* of his feats in general equate to Hercules, simply the durability ones. If you notice, his greatest recorded durability feat is the only one I listed. I'm not trying to encompass everything that is Cu Chulainn and frame it in the same picture as Hercules.
@@BNF5005 And Achilles, depending on who he would be fighting, would, lorewise be even more durable than Hercules himself, seeing as he could only be hurt or killed after his heel is pierced, or by someone who is also divine in nature. So, Cu Chulainn can't be compared durability wise to Achilles, since Achilles would be unkillable to most people. Same thing with Siegfried. Trust me, I am a Fate Fan, but I'm not stupid enough to look at Cu Chulainn and think "Oh, he's Irish Hercules". I do know for a fact that Hercules in Fate would absolutely destroy Cu Chulainn in a fight. Even though Cu Chulainn is incredibly durable and hard to kill, Hercules is just as difficult to kill in terms of actually being able to put him down, and has auto-revive on top of that. In terms of what it takes to simply kill them once, they're about equal. The issue is that, for Hercules, it would require you to repeat the process 12 times in a row, while with Cu Chulainn, you just need one and you're done.
To use Fate as an example, in both the Fate and UBW routes, Cu Chulainn and Hercules fight Gilgamesh in each Route respectively. In Fate Route, in terrain working against him, it takes Gilgamesh two hours to kill Cu Chulainn. This is as much his Battle Continuation Skill as it is his sheer agility. Hercules is killed far faster, but this is simply because he can't rationally think and is just trying to bumrush Gilgamesh. But, in both scenarios, it takes a guy who literally can just throw weapons at you constantly to solo them, and even then, it still takes him a while, simply because one is absurdly hard to kill and is insanely fast, and the other is also insanely hard to kill and will just revive if you do kill him. But that's part and parcel of it. Hercules can just bumrush Gilgamesh because on top of being fast, he will revive himself and is insanely strong. Cu Chulainn has roughly the same physical durability, but because he has the one life, he has to focus on dodging and speed. Cu Chulainn does not measure up to Hercules in terms of actual physical strength, but his absurd Battle Continuation Skill makes him just as difficult to kill as one of Hercules' lives. Essentially, you need to overkill both of them to actually put them down. The only difference is that Hercules needs overkill times 12. Cu Chulainn just needs the one. And that's why Hercules is ultimately better. Besides, we didn't even see Hercules at his best in F/SN. Archer Hercules is FAR more powerful.
"It's too bad you didn't summon Lucifer, *you two might get along* "
that got me
"It should be impossible to summon something as powerful as a fallen angel...but, if the Devil really does stand before me, then it's my duty as a hero to take action!"
Shit. That actually sounds totally in character for Cu in that situation... XD
He wasn't a hero but a dog
@@chrispeoples837 Cu Culainn is a good boy.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 He kind of killed a dog so... not a great boy.
@@whoknows7968 Cu Culain: And when the owner found out, I offered to be a guard to replace the dog. Ever since then people started calling me a dog.
@@chrispeoples837 A dog trained by Scathach, and look how that turned out to be.
"I just want to stand over the corpses of 6 fallen heroes drinking ginger ale from a goblet touched by the blood of christ, you know normal teenage girl stuff"
Same
My favorite line so far XD
Me too tho
Wait...I want to to that as well but Ima a guy
No worries. That says more about you as a person than it does your gender^^
Calling it now: Gilgamesh is gonna ask Rin what does she want the Grail for, gets an answer of: "just to drink from it", and gets a flashback to scene from babylonia, when he did that.
I'm also calling it...
Except, I think it'd happen during Shirou vs Gil fight, something like:
"What do you even want the Grail for anyway?" (Gilgamesh)
"I want to save people and Rin just wants the cup." (Shirou)
"Just the cup?" (Gilgamesh)
"Yeah, apparently drinking from a goblet touched by the blood of christ was her life-long dream... Although, looking at it right now I doubt she'd want to drink anything from a giant Shinji-tumor." (Shirou)
*Insert Babylonia flashback*
"Fufu... Fufufu... Fuwahahahhahaha!" (Gilgamesh)
"I like her." (Gilgamesh)
It'd also be a nod to the fact that Rin was stated to be Gil's ideal choice for a master.
You know, even if they didn't plan it when you wrote that comment, they better see this god send of an idea so they can implement it into the script somehow.
Edit: To anyone and everyone who sees this reply, Please upvote the OP's comment so PM can see it!
@@aniphoenix9474 This isn't Reddit, we don't have upvotes.
It's possible, TFS made the "Even you best buddy" scene work.
Given that his type is noble virgin women... yeah, I can see him seeing Rin as an ideal master.@@anontheweeb87
Rin: How do you know about Reality Marbles? That's some high-concept stuff!
ActuallySatan: You want high-concept? Let's talk about the moon!
You be quiet about the moon
@@whiteraven181 OK, let's talk about Brazil
Satan: *You want higher-concept stuff? Let's talk about Alien Civilization that create the cosmic being like the Moon and giving it conciousness* Fate became sci-fi
@@skyking4557 And then, gave birth to the father of all fucker-mothering vampires.
@@michaeldaniels642 YOU BE QUIET ABOUT BRAZIL, I AM TRAUMATIZED WITH THAT 3.5 BILLION HP
Rin: Why do you hate yourself so much?
Archer: There are many reasons!
Having finally seen the show through. Wow you are not even kidding!
I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it
It survived, so I threw a cabinet
This continued, the spider escaped
I assure you I mean to track it down
I'd do the same, except the part about tracking it down.
Close off the room, it's dead to me
I readed it with archer voice XDDDDDD
timber the spider was Lucas
AMV Movies facts😂😂😂
You better i hate spiders
Kirei: You can't summon Satan.
**laughs in persona**
ARSENE!!!!!
@@Bell-yw9dd i meant Arsene's final form Sataniel (basically Satan)... But sure...
@@Shou_22 i mean there is a persona that is ACTUALLY satan so...
You can summon Jesus and ACTUALLY Satan in Persona, another reason why Persona 3 is one of my favorite game.
Gun Jesus and Depressed boi, the same guy
Lancer: "Let me get to the point..."
Sudden add: "...listen to music uninterrupted with spotify premium!"
"You can't throw a weapon and call yourself an archer"
-Every character in Fate/Zero
"She's not just saber, she's... BAEber."
Artoria is indeed a babe, most honest words ever uttered about this franchise, 10/10.
... arguably
Mordred more of a babe
I just like my girls slimmer
Not that i don't fancy big tasty tots too
@@miletilblight2181 finally someone who speaks my language
I hate the fact that until now i thought she meant bieber...as in Justin bieber...
Beautiful last words, indeed.
@@theworldisfuckedupatm3398 ... Your username describes how I feel about your comment now that I've come across it.
NO IM NOT CARPET BOMBING THE CITY
Rin: Of course you're not we would need an archer for that.
Satan: This is my life now
Actually Satan, the Actually is important, I think
Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???
@@Black-cj1eg becuase he's actually satan
@@Black-cj1eg “actually” is used for emphasis, the way Rin uses it in “Actually Satan” shows that she’s constantly confirming his legitimate identity
@@batterie1928 thank god someone answered it
That "Here I go, stopping Lancer....I'm committed" line from Archer still cracks me up every time XD
I can't wait until Archer actually summon UBW.
Archer: "this...is my hell."
Rin: "I called it!"
I just added the 666th like to your comment.
UHW* unlimited hell's work
EmperorUmu Is Life! Hah too funny XD
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I actually imagined such a scene in my head with your words ahahahhahahahahha i fucking died.
KevinSaidHi this is shiro we’re talking about. It’s UPW.
Unlimited pipe works
"that's hell you're walking into."
"Called it!"
"METAPHORICAL HELL, RIN!"
magnificent
magnificent
Timestamp pls
@@identi8040 no timestamp because it has not been said. however, it would be great if they put this in
"Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
I mean.....he can summon HIS Hell, so you're not wrong.
Amen
@@Eye0u yeah?
@@KazeelBaYz mhm?
@@Eye0u my name is literally Amen lol
@@KazeelBaYz hi Amen, i am dad
"I command you to not attempt to condemn my soul into the firey pits of hell or preform any demonic activities including but not limited to ritual sacrifices, the power of seals compells you. 100% maximum no chill"
Bruh I can't even say this entire line without catching my breath. Rin voice actress is so talented
Lucifer: Hey Ereskingal, wanna merge with a mortal girl? It will be fun
Kirito and Shirou share voice actors in the English dub.
Kirito and Shirou share abridged voice actors.
Coincidence?
I THINK PROBABLY!
So happy to hear is voice. Haha.
Is the work of actually the devil
Well, in everything else Shirou has his proper english voice, so yes.
Random It's the work of Actually Satan
You want to know what's the work of actually Satan? This comment has 666 likes
>Watching through this like a normal abridged series
"Yeah, this seems like a good one, with clever jokes and top notch voice acto-"
>hear SAO Abridged Kirito
"Oh this is gonna get even better-"
i can see it now, when Rin finds out Archer is actually Shiro she will turn to him and say "Shiro why didn't you tell me you were actually Satan!!!"
If this is the case then that means that it is in fact possible that Raven from Teen Titans is the daughter of rin and shiro
@@RalkonEthinora
your argument is kinda.... valid
She aittained unlimited maximum no chill worls
@@RalkonEthinora Riyo's Gudako is the daughter of Rin and Shirou.
Don’t forget their son,he actually dated Galahad’s Sister.
"speak the devil's name"
_7 years and 10 episodes later_
"and he shall appear"
7 deadly sins and the 10 commandments
"Hey, that's hell you're walking into"
-- Actually Satan
This comment of yours made me laugh nearly as hard as this gem of an abridged episode. Thank you! :DDD
666 likes
This is underrated
Actually Satan: *sees a player about to play FGO*
Hey kid. That's hell you're walking into.
FGO Player: *takes out his wallet* ..... I know.
"Something tells me this guy's trouble and never wins fights." Gold.
By his master like if he has any other master he would just rek everybody. Maybe not Gilgamesh but most people
The irony is that Cu Chulain's actual mythology is him winning fights all the time and scoring babes like no tomorrow. What's funny, however, is that the only woman he doesn't sleep with is the woman who was the most eager to sleep with him XD.
well,he won the fight against kirei
@@joshuakim5240 Double irony in that he's possibly one of the most powerful Servants in Fate/Grand Order if you increase his max level. There are tons of "Cu Solo" videos destroying fights that are a pain for the normal player with normal parties of 6 servants, and the most he does is have a couple tanks die immediately because you can't just start solo.
Words from the Servant who loses most of his fights.
"I'll kill all my friends so this other person can't do it first."
"I don't want randoms hurt in the war!"
-Rin Tohsaka Abridged 2017
Lmbo
Yeah like...what are your priorities woman?
She is a genius She doesn t want some dumb mage to kill everyone So She will kill everyone first If they are gonna die for sure but If there is a chance for them to survive She will save them because She doesn t want randoms to hurt in the war RIN TOHSAKA LOGİC %100
"Shouldn't YOU be tormenting the souls of the damned?"
"NO!"
The voice acting on that "no" was beautiful
“You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
......*glances towards the man in gold*......yeah dont Be silly.
"You sure about that? You sure that's fact Rin?"
Both archers were like that :v. Not accounting that strongest archer doesn't actually use bow :v
Technically those lines of dialogue were referring to Archer EMIYA more than Archer Gilgamesh, cause Gil shoots the weapons out of portals while EMIYA tends to throw them, or at least, his main 2 swords he throws.
i actually never got the comments before,but i recently watched the ubw movie and gil does throw weapons
David: Flings rocks with a slingshot
Tawara Touta: Flings fucking baskets of rice
Rin: White hair red clothes *Talks about what Archer is.
Me: Dante, Son of Sparda?
Rin: YOU'RE SATAN!
Me: DAMN IT!
Rin The devil doesn't have white hair or wears red clothes the devil is part unfeeling machine and part raging horned devil aka a cyberdemon
No..... Satan is a PART TIMER!
That's what I said
I would love to see Dante and Vergil as servants
ACTUALLY Satan. The actually part is important I think.
GET DUNKED ON, SCHOOL, HAS SCHOOL EVER LET ME MEET A HERO FROM THE PAST? I DONT THINK SO.
"Summon a hero from the future"
Half mark. Nice attempt through!!!
*B-*
The Mind's eye is sharp with this one.
Actually He's The Counterbalance To Gilgamesh.
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago Ian Green Well, while it is true that 'Shirou' bested Gil in FSN, it should still be noted: he couldn't actually win the fight and Gil wasn't fighting him seriously; if he started out with a planetary scale attack, or just used the weaker abilities his main NP from the start, it's hard to see how Archer or Shirou could compete (heck, Gil could use the proto-Rule-Breaker on the marble); Shirou actually calls out that he can't even comprehend the existence of Ea, let alone trace it; it's on a completely different level to Excalibur, it is literally the apex NP.
Boi 🤣
Rin used a command seal to not have her soul condemned in hell so the best Actually Satan can do is to have her soul merge with Ereshgikal.
Well played
“Why do you hate yourself so much”
“THERE ARE MANY REASONS”
Never identified with a character more
Archer sounds like a mix of JOSH GROBIN and Ichigo. This pleases me for reasons that I can't quite explain.
Exodus Reaper Oh shit you're right. Does Archer have a heart pit as well?
Exodus Reaper Of course, of course.
Yea I think byakuya when I hear him speak and when he yelled I feel like I'm hearing a bit of kenpachi
specially Ichigo
Mmh, I would have said Nishijima and Ichigo.
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer"
Jeanne "DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Orion "punches"
@@lammatt nah Orion's more Archer than most archers in Fate, dude was shooting a fucking God in space
TOTSUGEKI
@@bandabanana4939 I mean... Yeah, he has the bow and all, but he barely shoot with it, he is more prone to throw it or throw punches, just the extra attack uses the bow
David: ha rock go brrrrrr
Cu Chulainn: It's impossible to summon something that powerful in the holy grail war.
Fate Strange Fake: Are you sure about that?
Fate Grand Order: Are you really, really, reaaaaaaally SURE about that?
He right tho
Manaka from Prototype: XDDD
To be fair, strange fake, grand order and to an extent, Extra are all special circumstances. You can't even properly summon an extra class and forcing it almost always guarantees failure (looking at the angry mango)
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia: Damn, sure are a lot of copy cats around here
Rin: I figured it out, you're actually Satan!
Archer: That's uncalled for.....
Rin: Actually Satan, by the power of my command seal!
Archer: THAT'S uncalled for!
The power of seals compels you! 100 PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!
Genuinely one of the best delivered lines in a parody or not I've heard to date.
For lore purposes if doesn't that mean archer can't sacrifice rin to the holy grail to get his wish
"this guy is basically Irish hercules!" -Accurate.
But Cu is not Berserker Class..If he was.
I'm talking about the actual myth of cuchullain. And I think in one of the games he is a berserker, because of Riastrád. A power that let's cuchullain transform and basically go completely insane. Their characters in the show aren't very similar at all.
Except for both being demi-gods and one man armies.
well,if we consider fate/go....
fans:"no we dont"
we might just assume that berserker cu would be similar to cu alter.which would mean higher survivability than herc and better stats,but no extralives he could bounce off to if he does die.considering hercs survivability is actually quite high outside of go tho,berserker cu would basicly just run over everyone anyways.but then there is the possibility he is nothing like cu alter,in which case what i just said is invalid xD
Without the luck tho
"He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin" I am so glad someone else pointed that out.
Irish Achilles is a better analogy, IMO
Absurdly strong, wrathful, premature death, and weirdly specific conditions for being able to kill him? If that's your reasoning, i see it
Setanta suffered from the "warp spasms" according to myth, which is represented in FSN by his eyes and veins bulging, his hair standing on end, and his muscles increasing in size and strength when throwing his spear (his right arm looks extra huge, even for foreshortening and perspective, in his last fight with Archer).
He'd easily match up with either Achilles as Lancer or Herakles as Berserker, but only if the warp spasms were exaggerated as the reason for his class change.
Declan Greenleaf Frankly seeing Fergus MacRoy and Calacholg's hill chopping rainbow would be pretty sick
I heard irish jesus, that made it even more fun
"I WANT THAT!!!"
"Who said that?! Who just complimented us?!"
"I'M SORRY!"
Bahahahaha XD
Ally Root Lancer's reaction was like a puppies reaction to getting pet by a random stranger 😂😂😂
He is the Hound of Ireland, after all! Lol
Wait, was that octopimp?
was that Kiritos va from SAOA
"No Rin, I'm not carpet-bombing the city
*nuke a freaking cemetery later on*
That's kinda close i guess
In his defense those people were already dead.
And another case was, THAT FUCKING BERSERKER!
Plus a nuke is not carpet bombing.
That is more of a line of bombs then one massive ass one.
@@danieloceansmith3156 still massive damage nun the less
"There once was a girl on a rooftop, and on her I just got the drop" -Mario Mario
"Bite me Bite-me!" - Mario Mario
“Mario Mario” - Mario Mario
Archer casually outing himself as Shirou and Rin not catching on is hilarious
Lancer: "So you're a Saber servant then. Not much of a swordsman when it comes down to it. What's your True Name, Saber?"
"Saber": "Bite Me. What's yours?"
Lancer: "Me? My name's Mario. First name Mario. Last name Mario. Mario Mario."
"Bite Me": "Funny, I took you for the great Italian spearman Cu Chu-lame."
"Mario Mario": "Bite me, "Bite Me""
*This is one of the most cleverly written bits of dialogue ever. I can't help but stop to admire this wordplay.*
thanks to this comment i just realized:
" 'Bite Me': You noticed That?
" 'Mario": Im a spearman. Perceptiveness is my thing 'Bite Me'."
I for one, feel so sorry for Lancer, being forced to watch Super Mario Bros. by his sadistic Master.
Agreed.
I do not get it.
@@SIRslipperyasp91
It's a refrence to the live action 'super mario brothers' movie released a few decades ago. (specifically, 1993.)
Mario's full name in the film is Mario Mario, his brothers name is Luigi Mario.
The movie was very stupid, and panned by critics, unsurprisingly.
Two things: First I just realized you had Archer call him Cu Culame that is hilarious can't believe I missed that all the previous times I watched this. I honestly just thought he was mad someone guessed his identity so easily. Second I just looked up Kansho and Byakuya on the typemoon wiki and realized who you had Lancer guess as Archer's identity nice subtle nod to his favored weapons' past there
I can't believe I never noticed Cü Chulame before lol
On the 1st point, the part I didn’t hear was Archer calling Lancer the “Italian” spear hero - Mario Mario! Lol 😂
Rin: Why would we do that?
Actually Satan: **Momentarily succumbs to time paradox**
Actually Satan, still existing but optimistic: "Reasons."
10/10!
Thing is, he couldn't be destroyed by killing Shirou, once a spirit is registered in the throne of heroes they will exist forever, in all times, in all dimensions
@@GBlockbreaker fgo proved this but hered the thing emiya is a bit special
@@flamingrubys11 Heaven's Feel also proved my point
@@GBlockbreaker reallly? In what way?
@@flamingrubys11 actually nvm i thought for some reason that Archer is still around when Shirou dies
"You have a reality marble don't you?"
"I don't know what you're talking about rin."
"can you summon hell? is that your noble phantasm?"
well, she's not wrong
So if Archer is "Actually Satan", does that make Saber "Actually Jesus" due to her ability to run on water? :thinking:
by that argument a ton of ninja and other martial arts types in anime are also our Lord and Savior
Actually, no. Saber would be "Actually God" because she is Shirou's Tiger Mom. And can you guess who Archer truly is? He is, DUN DUN DUN, Shirou fucking Emiya.
Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???
@@Black-cj1eg Its an unnecessary emphasis on the name/title it precedes, and also is capitalized as if its part of a proper noun/title, and that makes it amusing.
@@CorvusCorone68 Ninja use tricks
Underrated moment: Archer speedrunning the UBW chant at 13:42
"speedchanting"
It saves frames later on
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body
And fire is my blood
I have Created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain
to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as i pray,
Unlimited Blade Works
(Transscript from subtitels)
Nobody or the really fantastic English done by the Japanese VA
I thought it's "trace on"?
Rin: She's baber
Archer: Beautiful last words rin
bae-ber* XDXDDDDD
This was my favorite part.
Granted Saber is best waifu/bae
I saw a spider so i threw a table at it it survived so i threw a cabinet the spider escape i assure you and me to track it down lol
RUclipsking Gaming lol they couldn't of down that scene any better
Archer's abridged voice really fit how he sounds like in the original Japanese dub which is truly amazing.
Whoever gave his voice to Archer - you should pay him more. Much more.
logan laidlaw
Good thing he's paying himself
@@SirFooplesTheThird true. logan is a fantastic va. one of my absolute favorites
Logan, Yama and Taka are definitly the best male va's around the abridging scene
@@SirFooplesTheThird who is yama?
7:50 Best Line ever:
Rin: I just wanna stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking Ginger Ale from a Goblet touched by the Blood of christ. Teenage girl stuff
Agreed. I recited this line to my friend today, and he practically fell on the floor laughing.
LightningAnime that's my life goal now lol
LightningAnime
"You can't just throw weapons and call yourself an archer, stupid!"
"You sure about that. You sure that's a fact, Rin."
Archer's delivery of that line is what killed me.
Agreed
* Archer: so you will give me whatever i want? and all you want is a cup?!
Rin: Why do you hate yourself?
Archer: There are so many reasons.
why does that sound lile foreshadowing?
AverageAsianMe because it very much is
Because you're right
EVERYTHING HERE IS FORSHADOWING. Sorry, just had to say it. Seeing little things with their banter that just tickles my fandom.
AverageAsianMe
I love how "I WANT THAT!" is now a Cannon Character Trait for Shirou thanks to Fate GO.
“Saber”: He’s very dead we should leave him
Rin:Why would we do that
“Saber”: *starts fazing out of existence* Reasons
“Archer”
@@wingfighter2 " Actually Satan "
I really need to watch the show at some point so I can get why he does not want to exist
Damn, I understand it now, he does kind of become the 'satan' of her life in this route. 😅😏
@@silentshadow3894 he doesn't want to exist because his ideals of becoming a hero of justice had betrayed him he was forced to kill even as far as innocent people for the "greater good" which goes against his ideology and want to kill his younger self so that he never has to repeat that cycle on top of that it wasn't even his dream to begin with so he believes he truly has no ideals of his own.
"Red watch out. Something tells me this guy is trouble and never wins fights"
Who else died when they heard this? 😂😂😂
Lancer probably.
I see what you did there
*is unamused*
RANSA GA SHINDA!
+Matheus Felipe "YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN!"
Rule Breaker!
"Oh it's just Sakura- I MEAN, who is that? I don't know them..." This is the best abridged.
Archer : "we almost there rin."
Rin : "i dont even need to give u direction or anything."
Archer : "weird right? Probably the grail"
That got me good lol
This abridged is so well put together i honestly want to pay the editor and the voice actors personally
There's always Patreon~
@@ProjectMouthwash 😭
In final year. Will start paid internship next year. Mentally set aside money for these artists.
Funny thing happened to me today, I own an Archer hoodie and I was wearing it today. I was just walking, minding my own business when someone came up to me and asked if I was a Satanist.
Thats something that actually satan would say
Jazz Espinosa I suppose red and black are dark colours that contrast well. Fiction tends to use these colours for colour coded evil character. Basically this screams "evil".
Jazz Espinosa i generally answer yes to that
Jazz Espinosa the power of seals compels you
Was asked if I was a satanist quite a few times back in my more rebellious years. Best asnwer is "yes, yes I am, now GIVE ME YOUR SOUL". Then walk away laughing your ass off while they're still reeling from someone screaming in their face. Bonus points if you can twist your voice so it sounds dark and menacing. Even better if, instead of reeling back, they try to convince you to 'repent' and 'join the Church under God's Grace' and you counterpoint all the bullshit the Church usually does to the point you leave them crying in a corner. Good times.
Rin: this servant... she isn’t just Saber...
Actually Satan/Maybe Actually Jesus/Lucey-Goosey/Bite Me/Gan Jiang: Rin, if you ever listen to one thing I say, let it be this... This Servant IS Saber
Rin: she’s.. Baeber
I love this ending XD
Forgot Saber
Beautiful last words rin
Rin: "you can't just trow a weapon and call yourself an archer."
Gilgamesh: "ok keep talking"
Shiro: "u sure about that?"
litarly every archer: "ehhhh"
Oda: "I use guns that shot magic energy like a Kamehameha."
I see that other episodes are planned. I really really really really really really REALLY hope it continues!
+1 for hope!
+1 for Satan!
+1 for Rin finally getting a Saber! Even if it's based on denial :O
+1 for that friend Shipping
+100 For fucking Kirito as your Shirou! HOLY ****!
It will.
SPOILER DUDE WE DONT KNOW THAT
Friend Ships are the best ships.
What's funny is abridged kirito and shirou share a voice actor (yamotosfx) and the official dub versions also share a voice actor (Bryce Papenbrook)
*Yamato
"Rin we gotta get the fuck outta here he is gonna murder me" lol pretty much sums it up i was dead haha
Zach Shipley I prefered "He is literally the Irish version of Hercules!"
Scott Ranch Cu is my favorite character along with kiritsugi
That was hilarious to me because it made me imagine what he will say about the Hercules version of Hercules.
Derpmagicz Have always wondered how well an un hindered Archer would have done against Herc. He would probably still lose but I wonder how many lives he would have taken out. He took out 5 or 6 of them while hindered from the wound he received from Saber.
Archer, isn't from the 'throne of heroes' so he, retains all his memories, including losing to to lancer in the grand order war, when lancer was forced into his less favoured role as caster.
He has very good reason to think he'll be killed again now Cu's in his preferred role.
'From my understanding'
for the first minute I was unsure about this... Then Archer opened his mouth and I was immediately committed to watching all of these. Such high quality abridge. Much appreciated
Same here. I wasn't sure as I watched them skip over a large portion of the entire first episode; but then I heard Archer's first lines and knew I had to watch it for that writing.
"You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
Gilgamesh and Shirou just wheezing in the background
"Oh look, its the servant that never wins fights."
I think that everytime I see Lancer.
It’s sad since Lancer is damn powerful and pretty much only needs one good hit to win
"I saw a spider so I threw a table at it. It survived so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you, I intend to track it down."
This made me laugh way more than it should have
''If some dumb mages think they're going to kill everyone at school, then I'll gonna kill everyone first! Grow a pair and help me kill my friends!''
*Some hours later*
''I don't want random strangers getting hurt in the war, I have to stop him!''
Oh Rin... you sure change your mind fast.
Brunno Malli That's why she is such a tsundere
What she meant was "I don't want randoms to get hurt in the war if it's not because of me"
3:08 "too bad she didnt summon Lucifer. You two might get along"
This inplies A: Lucifer is an actual summon and B: Archer knows him. And now i want a anti-hero spirit Lucifer
It implies sarcasm.
@@ProjectMouthwash Still. A heroic spirit Jesus and a anti-hero spirit Lucifer is the perfect receipe for an event
Divine spirits are technically in the throne , but are impossible to summon due to the weakness of the grail.
They are an fgo servant! Completely slipped my mind I think they are in one of the lostbelts
Closest we get is Angry Mango
Technically speaking, Archer identity is contracted for all eternity to punish evil doers...Much like Lucifer.
scaleofjudgment Also lots of civilians.
And good people who just have really big potential of being possible threats to the planet... AND he has no power to object to it or not do it until the threat is gone or he is stripped of his free will like what happened to an alternative version of Kiritsugu who became a counter guardian. Also Unlimited Lost Works dimension which is seen when hit by Emiya Alter's NP is all red and black and edgy all over like one usually imagines hell to be like. Only with flying turning gears and swords instead of demons and flames.
Gogeto ssj50 a lot of people would say the path to hell is pave by good intentions
scaleofjudgment actually emiya is the manifestation of hope in humanity meaning when he shows up the grail war will be verrryyyy brutal
I need more of your Archer. He's such an amazingly bad liar.
"Yeah, I'm not doing that. .......No, Rin, I Am Not Carpet Bombing The City!"
We need an archer for that anyway this is my life now
But
4:37 "why do you hate your self so much?"
"THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
that reference though😂😂😂
what reference
@@valentintepes8240 Reference to the fact he knows _exactly_ who he is and all of his goals are because he hates himself.
@@valentintepes8240 The reference to who Archer is and why he hates himself.