I Tried the New Pink Sauce
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- The Pink Sauce, the one and only cartoon colored sauce that has been the point of internet discussion for years. Today, I try the latest formula. Buckle up.
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absolutely harassing my toilet at the moment
80 bucks is Insane
That’s nice
real w
rip august
Lol
Kind of weird that it looks professionally packaged from the outside but when you open it up it looks like it was packaged by a drug dealer.
legit. The weed I order is packaged so much more professionally that this
dude she literally gave out her spice in exotic bags
Professionally packaged on the outside? It looks like dirty worms you would get from my school that kids would sell in their bag made from home, but the dirty worms look more professional
That's an insult to drug dealers right there. Mostly because they want their customers to come back
Colombian pink power
I’m just shook how the FDA hasn’t shut her down like…. The level of ignorance has saved her so much. Most people would’ve sued her by now.
👆🏼THIS! I thought the same thing. How does she keep getting away with this???
When you’re a poorly funded agency, you have to pick your battles. There are court proceedings that have to be gone through before they can even think of enjoining her.
@@iheartdatesdon’t you remember what she said ? “She doesn’t need to get with the FDA because she’s not making drugs”. That’s almost a direct quote 😂
She was on the verge of getting sued. That company stepped in to help her and they learned their mistake :(
@@Kristyybug Exactly. I can’t remember their name, Dave’s Sauces or something like that. If their side of the story is to be believed and I think it is because they’ll have receipts, they went above and beyond to help her. They got her in compliance with the FDA, got her on the shelf of Walmart, paid off her customers that were demanding refunds, extended her money because she claimed she was about to get evicted. All she had to do was continue making tik tok vids about the sauce but she just stopped. Once Dave’s got into the picture, she just wanted to get a paycheck. There was a color change due to Dave’s saying it was caused by the varying color of the Dragon Fruit but “Chef Pee” would criticize and make fun of that fact. She was the worst business partner. She Had a great situation but just pissed it away.
That packaging perfectly represents the Pink Sauce situation.
Outside: Quirky, bright and fun.
Inside: Broken, ugly failure.
Damn that's absolutely fucking brutal and hilarious bit so damn true. Lmao man made my day. 😂😂😂
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
How can this be packaged and distributed to the public??? Did the FDA approve it? if so, it must've been bcuz she's black so she gets the pass but like, It doesn't even have the proper nutritional info on it!!!
$20 and you have to make the sauce yourself? At this point its a social experiment.
This is the only answer I choose to believe 😅
$20 plus another $20 for the needed extra ingredients.
haha nailed it
1 cup of milk is INSANE
I usually buy the dip sauce packages that is like 1-2 dollars and then you buy one another ingredient like sour cream and the dip is done and it is delicious and thick. Which cost much less than 20 bucks xD
A sauce packet that requires a whole other sauce as a main ingredient is just a scam. You basically bought overpriced food coloring and terrible recipes.
That is literally what I was thinking
I'll invent spicy Cinnamon Sauce and get rich. It will just be a little Package of Cinnamon and you need to add it to a Bottle of Chili Sauce 😂🤣
hire me andill throw in my homemade picklles its just a cucumber in a jar andyou add vinager to pickle!@@Firestar-TV
It’s like hamburger helper
@@Firestar-TVyou gotta charge 20 bucks for 10 grams of cinnamon to get rich🤑
August I can tell from the sound that you need to decorate your house more. There’s an echo like a cave going on.
On the bright side it’ll be easy for the next resident to move into your house after you die from the pink sauce
LOL
As a minimalist I love how empty it is lol
And the constant complaining is annoying. Just make the sauce, taste it and review it.
@@jhaszmyn. it’s his opinion on the Pink Sauce, he’s a RUclipsr who makes content and if you watch his other videos this is his usual, if you don’t want to watch and think he’s complaining too much watch someone else or do it yourself. Or be a hypocrite and complain.
Chef Pi probably started making "potions" in her mom's kitchen as a little kid and just no one told her to stop
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rest in peace August.
Rest in pink 😞
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@44LightYears How dare you be funnier then me.
What?
Ohhh sorry didn't watch the video first I understand
"I think I perfected my product"
Sure, if it's a biological weapon, I'd say it's perfected...
"its perfected" still doesn't even have consistency from one batch to the next even after being eviscerated by the internet
OpPINKheimer
@@imthedude7009 ah finally... The true barbieheimer
She is right now sending it to Russia to attack Ukraine
Now it has 100% death rate
you should do more cooking videos in this format with no camera man. The struggle is hilarious to watch.
YES
Please
I'll subscribe if he does that 😂
The B in Blue Sauce stands for Botulism.
RIP August, 2024.
$80 for contaminated products and each of these products are $20 and she wants you to buy the mixing ingredients? like what
My farts are better than August’s farts
ITS NOT CONTAMINATED STOP BEING RACIST
@@p-__the fuck
@@p-__how cute and original. I only read this same comment on six different videos today 🙄
Ikr. Basically a $20 spice mix. I nothing in there adds up to that. And that she still can’t package them correctly boggles my mind.
You need to apologize to that chicken. It didn't die for you to desecrate its corpse like that.
Lmao! Best comment here 😂😂😂
Lmao.
😂😂😂😂
HowToBasics:
August needs to repay his appalling show of desecration by dipping its cousin in good ol honey mustard.
You're a braver man than I, August. Knowing "Chef" Pi's track record with food safety, if I'd ordered her product and it arrived damaged I'd just straight up refuse to eat it.
When you accidentally make purple sauce and hope Chef P doesn't get any ideas
Chef P did not package those correctly. She did not use Silica Gel Packets "Moisture Absorbers" or Food Grade Oxygen Absorbers Packets. She need to stop making food. FWI you DO NOT EAT OR OPEN the silica gel packets they are to reduce the Moisture in the product so mold doesn’t grow. You will find them in beef jerky it makes the product shelf-stable.
I honestly hope someone reports her to the FDA again. It’s like she learned NOTHING.
I honestly don't understand how is she even allowed to sell all this 😭
I make homemade food just for the family and I use them. Like, they are so cheap (and you can save the ones you get in stuff). She's a con artist through and through.
Huh, I was about to comment on "should they include those in food because aren't they toxic" - but upon Googling that to make sure I was correct, it turns out that no, they aren't toxic, and the "do not eat" warnings they have on the label are... because they're not really food, I guess? /shrug
So kudos to you, for leading me down a minor rabbit hole that lead to some new knowledge.
Don't give her any ideas, she'll start mixing silica pearls into her sauce.
I've heard of drug dealers that can seal packaging better than this.
Im ngl, my pot dealers zips of weed look more professionally wrapped then this 💀
The pink sauce bags look like the bags I get my shrooms in.
@@alexchap7744you just reminded me, I need to re-up 👀
Can confirm, I do seal my drugs better than this.
well i understand them because the drugs probably taste better than the pink sauce
Pink & Blue sauce meaning that you will get pink eye and your skin will turn blue due to a lack of oxygen
Honestly it’s like she gave you a recipe for a sauce that you could make. And then had spend twenty dollars on a package of food coloring.
Rip augustthepink, death by botulism
I didn't even know august the duck was a male 😅
donation and no comments?
$5 and not top comment. Rip
@@population-_-420bruh …
sick band name
..... ya know the funny part about it. She practically just sold you dye. Looking at the stuff you need to mix in with the "sauce", that itself is already a damn sauce even WITHOUT the "SAUCE"
Shoot I didn’t think about it but your right it’d be cheaper to buy actual food dye mix all that together and it would pretty much taste the exact same
Actually scratch that using actual food dye instead of this would lesson the chances of food poisoning cause I’m sure someone will get sick from this
@@moon-oq3phminus the health problems
@@jmrs_ also true
He supposed to mix the power with the milk.
her using the cheapest, thinnest bags ever for these to cut cost is crazy when its supposed to hold and protect FOOD
She definitely went the route of powdered mix sauce. 1. To avoid food restrictions with perishable ingredients. 2. To always have the excuse, if anyone says it tastes like garbage. "It's cause they didn't use the right ingredients, or they didn't mix it right."
When I found out that’s what she did I honestly thought it was genius for those exact reasons.
Funny thing is that in the 80's my grandmother made a pink dipping sauce that is far less complex then this. She just put salsa ingredients in the blender then put a small amount of queso fresco in till it turned pink. Was pretty tasty.
The real edible pink sauce right here
Thx Bro, real good stuff, yummeh
Red cabbage + yoghurt + garlic is miles pinker and tastier than this shit
Ooo that sounds good! I wanna try that
google Polish Cold Beet Soup to see how easly and how pink you can make a pink product with just beetroot, that costs pennies instead of what she's charging. And the taste is way better than basically a sweet ranch 😂
Gender reveal party but it’s just whichever sauce we’re going to shit ourselves to
HAHAHAHAHAH
Everyone eats a random food and then we all see what colour the $#**** are later
Haha genius. I'd make sure to put laxatives in it so everyone has diarrhoea at the same time. It's a boy!
@jonathanlandau-litewski7405 obliterates toilet, looks back on hot pink feces. " Oh, it's a girl"
@@aidenfarr8900 after watching this whole video, I'll retract my statement- I doubt anyone needs to add laxatives to this sauce 😂
I dont usually like plushes but that chicken with the Tabasco is legit
Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for our morbid curiosity
She went from sending Spoiled dairy across the nation to sending spoiled Spice packets across the nation. Clearly she has not learned how to properly package her product.
When I buy drugs from the dark net they come in the same packaging.
@@DiamondCake2And its probably better than those spice packets
@@DiamondCake2 Really? My orders were always vacuum sealed, perfectly preserved ❤ darknet drug dealers are pros compared to the pink sauce lady
To be fair, he was smacking the package around a lot. I'm not surprised the plastic bag inside was broken. Is it okay it to be that easily broken? Hell no. But still.
@@miukku111 The first one he was but the sweet Blue sauce one he did nothing to it and it was completely broken.
I get that ducks and people can't eat the same foods, but it was pretty fowl of August the Duck to hire this guy just to make him eat pink sauce.
Amazing comment.
fr
fowl 😭😭😭
Boooo bird puns!
Should have just hired a quack head to eat it hahaha...... I'll see myself out
She cant possibly have returning customers.
That price is ridiculous when you're supplying so many of the ingredients
"I spent $80 F*CKING dollars on this..." the bile raising up his throat when he said it. 😂 🤣
Bile ? Mucus maybe …
Imagine how you would feel if you ate it 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@the-real-qbanz YOUR PFP SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
my man is hearing things
As someone who grew up with homemade "pink sauce" that was just ketchup and mayo mixed together, watching the internet go insane over a toxic pepto bismol-looking knockoff has been surreal, lmao
Really you could do mayo/sour cream and hotsauce and end up with a good dip. There's so many ways to end up with a sauce that's pink and not costing 20 plus ingredients.
The only reason anybody went wild over it is because she made a considerable amount of people sick, and prior she wasn't including any ingredients list or nutritional value, which she's not providing nutritional value once again which is supposed to be illegal in the United states, but I digress. The only reason she got famous was because she made people sick.
That's what is used for prawn cocktails I believe. But I haven't eaten it since the early ninetees though! 😂
@@folkloreofbeing we used it as "homemade" tartar sauce for fish sticks.
Yeah, is that not literally what Marie Rose sauce is? And it's pink, and just tastes like tomato sauce and mayo, which is a perfectly fine combination. It's insane that she reinvented the wheel and somehow built a square.
Seeing your face and voice for an extended period of time still makes me think you’re somehow voicing over some random dude because you are an entity from the beyond
¨Are you shitting me? Thats 20 dollars, 20 dollars that just fell out of a bag!¨ - The fact that you said that like you lost some cocain, was so hilarious I chocked on my drink and nearly died laughing. I feel for you Agustus, thank you for being our lab rat ;D
You should have saved some of the powder for a cultural analysis to see if it was actually contaminated with something. It should not smell like mildew
The blue sauce probably smelled a little moldy because it has spirulina powder, which is an algae with a strong smell
At least, I hope it was that 😂
@@ELiT3Griefer I hope so too, but remember that this is coming from the person who shipped dairy products via the normal mail system with no way to keep them remotely at temp
I agree. I wouldn't have used that packet even for my RUclips channel. Is he still alive?
Right!
@@ELiT3Griefer Spirulina is a cyanobacterium, others of which produce toxins such as microcystins.[46] Some spirulina supplements have been found to be contaminated with microcystins, albeit at levels below the limit set by the Oregon Health Department.[47] Microcystins can cause gastrointestinal upset, such as diarrhea, flatulence, headache, muscle pain, facial flushing, and sweating.[1][46] If used chronically, liver damage may occur.[1] The effects of chronic exposure to even low levels of microcystins are a concern due to the risk of toxicity to several organ systems.[1][47]
These toxic compounds are not produced by spirulina itself,[48] but can occur if spirulina batches are contaminated with other, toxin-producing, blue-green algae. Because the U.S. considers spirulina a dietary supplement, its government does not regulate its production and enforces no safety standards for its production or purity.[47] The U.S. National Institutes of Health describes spirulina supplements as "possibly safe", provided they are free of microcystin contamination, but "likely unsafe" (especially for children) if contaminated.[1] Given the lack of regulatory standards in the U.S., some public-health researchers have raised the concern that consumers cannot be certain that spirulina and other blue-green algae supplements are free of contamination.[47] In 1999, Health Canada found that one sample of spirulina was microcystin-free. ("...0/10 samples of Spirulina contained microcystins.")[49]
Next time you walk in to a moldy shed you'll think "smells like pink sauce"
Is that a nirvana reference?!
Lol 😂😂😂😂 This comment cracked me up. Just picturing someone walking into their old shed out back and going 🤢 “Uggggh!! Smells like pink sauce in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the last batch was like when Gojo from JJK mixes red and blue, except i guess yeah.. it has the same effect it kills you lmfao
It looks like quality cannabis packaging
If she's selling it across state lines and isn't registered with the FDA, making it in an official commercial kitchen, and labeling the product properly, she's breaking the law. Multiple laws.
Yet again
My farts are better than August’s farts
And her house isn’t even licensed!
Her kitchen is just a normal kitchen, the same one she used to make the original
She actually kinda got around this. She's selling it as a powder that most likely isn't registered as a food, you make the WHOLE thing by yourself, and she sells it on her personal website and amazon
So I looked into it, and from what I can see she’s actually breaking the law. Cottage food businesses are NOT allowed to sell their goods across state lines because each state has their own individual food codes. Would be a shame if someone were to report her….👀
edit: turns out you are right. now we just need to check where august lives and see if florida and his state can cottage sell to each other. still dont have 20$ or i would nail her ass for sending it to idaho. and for that atrocious packaging. even dollar tree seasonings dont smell like used toe jam scraped off in a dusty 80s garage.
My farts are better than August’s farts.
It really WOULD be a shame... too bad not everyone knows HOW to report her...
@@Chopscrewyyy I just googled it.... u just submit an easy form.... would be a shame.....
@@p-__ Why are you spamming this comment everywhere?
I’m still shocked that this man is basically a younger Ron Burgandy
😂😂😂😂
Seen a video where she went to a farmers market to get people to taste the "improved" sauce
Funny thing is her first question wasn't "what do you think?" Or "does it taste good?"
It was "does it taste like ranch?"
The one time a porch pirate would have been a god send
How much you wanna bet a porch pirate saw the box, gave it a whiff, and it scared him off?
😂😂😂
@@Liltwilightprincess2💀 stole it and returned it
LOL,@@Liltwilightprincess2
@@whims6278 picked it up then put it down!!
That woman was given an opportunity that people dream of, an opportunity that would set people up for life if they were smart about it, or at least for a decade if they did anything resembling intelligence, and somehow, she screwed it all up in a year, it’s honestly impressive in a horrifying way.
The pink lady is a joke
@@Nicholas-fz5pv Jokes are funny, she’s just sad.
Yeah, it’s really sad. 😅 But the laws of statistics say SOMEONE had to fuck up this monumentally eventually.
@@guardsmenedwin6213_I agree. That shit is depressing. If only I had that opportunity. I wouldn’t fumble it. I know so many ppl who wish they had a deal like hers who would’ve done so much better._
She’s not pink she’s blag
"It's open." Bro you bashed that shit on the counter because you thought it was hardened lmao
for any powdered product you need to add the fucking silica balls to absorb the moisture or you get that mildew issue since moisture will always flow towards the dryest areas in this case the pink sauce powder
I’ll pray for your whole digestive system
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ you are probably right
I have no ideia about why would you do that.
After all, we are talking about the pink sauce.
His digestive system is beyond saving
@@p-__ true
WHO ASKED… MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER
I am 100% positive this is totally an illegal operation. I'm not bothering to look up the Cottage Food laws of her state (wherever she lives); however, they are very strict in every state. For instance, I live in the state of Minnesota, and I am not allowed to use a third party to deliver my products. I make delicious cookies, but if it is not me or my immediate family members handing you the product for cash, I would be breaking the law. The labeling is why I say cottage food laws since the label does not need a lot of information; however, it needs the address to be listed or (if it is made in a licensed kitchen) it is required to have information such as plant location (or number) as well as batch information. This lady needs to be arrested as it is highly illegal just to sell food, and you're very limited on income earned if you just follow cottage law. Most states (if not all) require the person to pay for cottage license fees and take a course (it's not expensive, but it is illegal to transfer food for money without it. In my state, I cannot earn over $18,000 a year in sales. She is going to kill someone with this disregard for food safety.
Now I want a cookie really bad. 😂
I’m pretty sure the food safety laws are different for dried/dehydrated products. I don’t know, but that’s what I would assume. Then again assumptions make an ass of u and me 😂
I'm pretty sure Atozy showed a clip of her saying she is in compliance with Florida's Cottage Food laws and looking at those, they seem as minimalistic as I'd expect from that odd state. Florida allows delivery, including in person, but it's not required to be in person. Allergen info has to be on the label, which it appears to be from this video. An address needs to be there as well, which she also seems to be in compliance with. They do seem to cap it at $250,000 gross sales annually though, so at her stupid high prices, she might screw herself if she manages to sell a little more than 3,000 of these overpriced bundles.
I'm curious if the ziplocks are even food grade though. They look similar in quality to the dirt cheap bags I buy to store Lego minifigs. I certainly wouldn't trust those for storing something I plan to ingest.
My farts are better than August’s farts
99% sure this is 100% illegal, and she's gonna get hit AGAIN
We got August rating the New pink sauces and blue sauces before GTA VI
Imagine having to pay 20 dollars for a packet that’s basically just a seasoning for something you have to make.
The reason it’s was so hard was probably because she didn’t put an anti clumping agent in the spices. Spice mixes will clump and harden if they don’t have one, most commercially sold mixes do but I’m not surprised pink sauce lady skipped that step
Why am I not surprised lol
not everyone wants MORE chemicals in their bright pink sauce 😂
Nor only that but also the silica gel packets to prevent moisture
I found when mixing milkshakes that it's slightly easier to put all the powder into the cup
then add a little milk and mix to paste
I then added the milk a bit at a time mixing with a fork
it seemed to make less clumps
Silica gel and vacuum sealing it would mitigate a lot of that, but you’re right as far as anti-clumping agents go. She could also make or find most of those ingredients you have to buy as a dehydrated powder. All she has to do is buy a dehydrator, think camping food. Then all you would have to do is add hot water, wait a few minutes and boom, it’s done. Like an old-school MRE.
My theory is that condensation got to the packages during the manufacturing process and that may be why it was a brick. $80 worth of pink botulism.
i think P’s true calling is botulism. she’s got a real talent for it. maybe she needs change her career into manufacturing poisons
The $80 pink botulism brick. The newest diet trend.
My bet is on mold. and anthrax.
@@decorumlopez9147 i'm scared if that's why August said his stomach hurt and he felt like he was gonna vomit. Bro probably got food poisoning.
You are most likely right but hey, we can't say anything negative about this and/or about her. She's a woman who's -pretending- trying to be an entrepreneur, so we must support her, no matter what.
Remember: *we are NOT special!*
We know one thing for sure....those mixing instructions did NOT start with, "in a LARGE mixing bowl, add...." those standard cereal bowls bugged the hell outta me!😂😂
My left brain is telling her to rebrand sauce as seasoning, but my right is telling me to rock out with my rock out
“RUclipsr found dead in his home after use of a pink condiment.”
Tried for murder
@@austinparmer3259😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Best comment ever
Chef Pi didn't just create this culinary monstrosity she calls sauce, she forgot to have her Pink Sauce endorsed by IKEA since you have to basically assemble it.
Lol facts! When I saw everything you need to make this damn sauce it gave me a headache
Not a chef either. Fraud Pi.
Why does this guy complain about everything
This sauce will sooner be classified as a SCP than that IKEA one
Chef Pi should work for the CIA with those torture worthy "food", like I would cough up information just so that I won't have to eat that slop.
It's packaged like my weed
The funniest part about these packets is that Chef Pii herself doesn't even prepare them the way the instructions say to.
She drops in 5 packets per serving to get the color prolly 😂
@@uberrobi I'm suprised she did not commit suicide by sauce.
I hate to be that person but….. 404 LiKeS bUt 1 rEpLy I gOtChU 😂😂
In an age where a bag sealer is less than $10 and small vacuum bags are $12/100. There really is no excuse for using ziplock baggies for this.
Drug dealers making meth have better packaging standards than Chef Pii.
@@kellebellecalling her a chef is a insult to actual chefs
Those bags cost a lot more than the small vac bags you are talking about. Her packaging is insanely expensive across the board, which is probably why she is using shipping labels for info stickers + charging 20 bucks a pop.
My farts are better than August’s farts
she has them lying around from her "side business", if you catch my drift....
$20 pink food dye and you can’t convince me otherwise.
It's amusing that he doesn't realize he broke the first one open by beating it on his counter top.
Maybe, but the blue packet broke open without him doing that. And to be honest, i dont think packets like that should be broken so easily.
I like how they have a legit vacuum sealed bag, but inside said bag is an already improperly sealed jewelry bag that was probably improperly stored in someone's basement
Officially the last AugustTheDuck video that will ever be made.
Fly high AugustTheDuck. May SeptemberTheDuck take that place
Then SeptemberTheDuck will buy the pink sauce and then OctobertheDuck will come take his place
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@CandyCane2004then november the duck will take octobers place
@@SomebodysomebodySthen December. If they keep going, will August be revived?
@@Saturn.7056 probably, until he buys pink sauce again then September the duck will come back,
Hate crime. Cause I imagined a smooth looking business person accompanied by that voice.
Congratulations. You've created an Ooblek
Using sauce to make sauce is like a crappy food version of that joke from Dave the barbarian
"Dave fashioned a megaphone out of a squirrel , some string , and a megaphone"
It also reminds me of the Thanos quote "I used the stones to destroy the stones"...its like the same; "I used the sauce to make the sauce"
Or it’s like when someone made powdered water….just add water 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn I forgot that show existed 😂
Or when a white woman made spaghetti from “scratch” by blending a fucking package of spaghetti to used as the fucking flour. As the fucking FLOUR.
Dave the Barbarian, he was but a wimp.
I really enjoyed how chaotic this whole thing was. Things broken and spilling everywhere. 30% accuracy with camera angles. The slow decline into madness towards the end. Great stuff, please can we have more ❤️
I also enjoyed it. More than his usual videos xD. It was great
lol same, it had me giggling. The sauce and the show are a mess :p but it was hilarious
@@kandibrodhagen1528 I think it reached peak perfection when he was holding up the purple sauce at the end to show us "properly" and it was in focus for less than a second at a time, all the while just glooping down the side of the bowl 🤌 Those moments it was in focus were pure disgusting beauty
@@gertrudert 😂
Same 😂
I love seeing you in camera it feels refreshing basically new and nice in a way
AugustTheDuck: *smacks tf out of the closed packet*
Also AugustTheDuck: *is surprised it burst when he opened it*
I never thought I'd see someone actively take poison damage like they're playing real life Minecraft, but August trying the sauce on strawberries was active poison damage
the only difference is this doesn't stop at half a heart
@@Gobbler.So, it's the wither effect?
My farts are better than August’s farts.
he got poison ressistance +5 after this
his mistake was he did not have a golden apple on hand
R.I.P. to AugustTheDuck, blud ate poison.
My farts are better than August’s farts
@@p-__ cap
WHO ASKED… MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER
cap
blud ate expired tubby custard.
Great, now she's gonna come out with Purple Sauce
Imagine if Heinz came out with “Catchup” where you have to mix leading sauces ranch sauce and mustard to make it. It would never work so why does pink sauce lady think it will??????
Pink and Blue sauce. The new way to have a MRE. (Massive rectal explosion)
this one funny ash 😂😂
I laughed a little too hard at this
Guys if for some reason you crave an ACTUAL tasty pink sauce follow this recipe
2 spoon of mayo
1 spoon of ketchup
1/2 spoon of minced garlic
(Optional) 1 spoon of hotsauce
Add a little bit of liquid smoke 🤤😉😉
That's what I'm thinking
THIS
Lime juice too it takes it to the next level 😋
THANK U!!!
August: It looks like throw up
me and my gf screaming at the screen: MIX IT!!!
😂😂😂😂😂 ...the Pink Sauce lady should be made to give ALL 5 people their money back that bought this new sauce! 🤣😂 ...yup, it's only gotta be about 5!!! 😂
I remember when she originally posted the pink sauce and the color was bright pink. She complained about Dave's gourmet because the sauce was not the right pink and yet the sauce you made with her packet comes out that same pale pink.
I wouldn't be surprised if she dyed it and with non-food-safe dye
@@wrenithilduincats Non-food-safe dye, really? And then ate it/sent it out w toxic, inedible ingredients? That doesn't sound right to me. Food coloring? Absolutely! Non-food-safe dye? I doubt it, unless you mean just for TikToks and then throwing it away bc it's not food.
@@brightballoon I was really just joking because using ingredients not safe for human consumption is the vibe I'm getting from the pink sauce, and pretty much all the pink sauce has looked different.
@@wrenithilduincats non food safe dye sounds harder to source than just generic food dye, so probably not. What even would be non food safe red dye? Cadmium red, lol?
@@gavinjenkins899idk printer red?
"We're good"
"We're fine" He says while looking like he's being held at gunpoint
My farts are better than August’s farts
Those moronic customers are paying for food coloring and moist Maruchan seasoning. I only see people buying it as a gag.
17:08 looks like a cursed baby gender reveal
If I was at a gender reveal party and pink/blue sauce was used i’d hope the baby was non binary (if in that case that would get the gray sauce I’d just leave)
@@Rectifier532no, the gray stuff from beauty and the beast😭😭
@@Rectifier532a baby can’t be born as non binary because he has to go insane beforehand unless the baby is born without genitalia then it would be cast into the fire
Try the grey stuff it's delicious 🤣@@FinkBoi24
😂😂😂
Chef Pi: August sweety I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, you're not special. My sauces are great.
My farts are better than August’s farts.
he needs to sit his white ass down and listen
Lmao
Omfg I just read this in her voice 😂😂
Plot Twist: the pink sauce powder is just food coloring powder.
I think getting your stomach pumped would be the best for your health and your porcelain
Knowing these were the ingredients she was shipping in an uninsulated box in summer, it's a legit miracle no one died or became a cordycep zombie from this sauce 🤢
this is what I was thinking, like sure she’s using plant based dyes but they’re going to degrade - she didn’t package anything correctly.
A dry powder is an improvement compared to what she used to ship. If she just gets a vacuum sealer, this would be a lot better in terms of food safety.
Humans are incredibly resilient!
this is just random sauce cause the Chili sauce is already a sauce itself, so this whole pink sauce is just useless and nobody should even thinking about buying it
The powder is basically just shitty food coloring, most of the ingredients are virtually tasteless but they have a lot of pigment. Like dragon fruit, blueberry powder, blue spirulina powder
I could make something that tastes better with 3-5 ingredients, not including salt and pepper. Making a good sauce is simple, the French have already had that figured out since the 19th century.
My farts are better than August’s farts
This is the sauce concoction you come up with at 3 am high out of your mind just throwing everything in the fridge together and your high ass be thinking thou a professional chef 👨🍳 😂
According to the back of the chick fil a sauce bottle, there’s just bbq sauce in it, which I found funny when I learned that.
Blud won’t even afford the massive tip his plumber will need bro😭
Thank you for taking one for the team.
How tf is this woman allowed the title of "chef"??! That's an insult to every actual chef in existence
we should call her Peasant Pie.
She's never been trained, she's not a chef she's barely a "cook"
There are no actual requirements. And I dub myself, hereby, Chef Brightballoon.
@@brightballoon "To simply answer this question, a chef is an individual who is trained to understand flavors, cooking techniques, create recipes from scratch with fresh ingredients, and have a high level of responsibility within a kitchen. A cook is an individual who follows established recipes to prepare food." We're you trained Chef BrightBalloon? She didn't even know what FDA was, she wasn't trained whatsoever
@@SparkleP8nterA chef does not require a degree or certification. You can literally look this up. It’s like a sentence after the one you copied from Google lmao.
They have pink sauce in fallout 4. It is called food paste and it turn's you into a ghoul. Wouldn't touch it without a dose of radex and several pouches of radaway.
bro wasn't making a sauce he was making a whole damn potion if i drank that i think i will get fire resistance
august fighting for his life to get everything in frame is so funny
10:26 Its not a waste.
Because you did this, you saved others from buying in.
i would agree, but i was never going to buy lol
I was never gonna by that pepto garbage juice since I first heard of it
love how even the chicken plush holding a bottle of Tabasco sauce looks worried and terrified of what's about to happen.
Was about to comment this lol little guy worried about August
He knows what good sauce is unlike the pink haired fool. poor guy is probably scared his new daddy duck is about to swap his bottle.
"Is this going to be a fair testing?" he asked, using the wrong measuring cup for the required measurement at hand.
A larger mixing bowl and liquid measuring cups would have helped....the process, not the product.
She’s out of her rock picking mind! $20!? No way. And you still need to add four other ingredients. I don’t think so.
So basically she just put colored powder in bags and you added the rest.$20 for powdered edible dye. You get the same result with food coloring!
No, you get better results with food dye.
At least food dye can incorporate better.
And food coloring is regulated. This is a crime against humanity. Ugh.
For what it's worth, I'm one of those people who prefers to use natural food coloring, but I can ALSO get the same results for a heck of a lot less. Seriously, just powdering or making tea from edible flowers gets a decent assortment. Pansies alone work pretty well and are mostly flavorless, and you can buy a seed packet of those in tons of different colors for like, $3...
For the sweet version, you could probably get a couple packets of Kool-Aid and whip it in, I do it with pudding mixes when making birthday cakes so I think it would work. Soft color, different 'flavor'. Kids might appreciate it even if I think its disgusting. It would 100% be safer