Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 1

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @MrBailey218
    @MrBailey218 4 года назад +3663

    Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human.
    Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.

    • @camilaalmiron5588
      @camilaalmiron5588 Год назад +62

      True

    • @ctay7216
      @ctay7216 Год назад +213

      Is it depressing to say the abridged version is more of a lifelike scenario😂

    • @necrochemical5572
      @necrochemical5572 Год назад +88

      i see no difference here.

    • @GAT-X-K9
      @GAT-X-K9 Год назад +73

      @@necrochemical5572 you’ll find that most of the best in their field are crazy

    • @vuly9636
      @vuly9636 Год назад +56

      Actually, she's following him to help him out of gratitude that slowly turns into adoration. Also to protect others from the force of nature that is the GS.

  • @requiemboi6547
    @requiemboi6547 5 лет назад +5448

    The series is named Goblin Slayer,
    The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer,
    His job is being a Goblin Slayer,
    His Title is Goblin Slayer,
    People only know him as Goblin Slayer.

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 5 лет назад +325

      We know him as THE GOBLINATOR

    • @reyneo6791
      @reyneo6791 5 лет назад +175

      We also know him as the GAWBLIN SLAYER

    • @JiviesThePivies
      @JiviesThePivies 5 лет назад +102

      The lack of names in the show... it disturbs me

    • @xHAR3MKINGx
      @xHAR3MKINGx 5 лет назад +29

      Its simple

    • @tairrendaly5855
      @tairrendaly5855 5 лет назад +25

      @@devilred18 GOBLINS?!

  • @KR-pu5fe
    @KR-pu5fe 4 года назад +9855

    “The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!” Pure Gold.

  • @SlapChopMyShamWow
    @SlapChopMyShamWow Год назад +2958

    I love how Priestess is largely unchanged in her personality but Goblin Slayer went from “edgelord who kills goblins because of severe past trauma” to “psychopathic maniac with an insatiable bloodlust specifically for goblins”

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 Год назад +194

      Gawwwblinnnsss.

    • @cupcakewithatophat1131
      @cupcakewithatophat1131 11 месяцев назад

      @@xzenitramx666GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

    • @MellSayzHi
      @MellSayzHi 11 месяцев назад +164

      Man really saw 'favored enemy' and 'Foe slayer's and never looked back

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe 10 месяцев назад +51

      Ehhh looks like it's going to be a more exacerbated version of it. Taken to an absurdist angle of him coping with it.

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 10 месяцев назад +17

      -blood- lust

  • @EpicGamerz01
    @EpicGamerz01 4 года назад +8005

    Goblin Slayer: what people think DND is like.
    Goblin Slayer Abridged: what DND is actually like.

    • @izzy_theog9658
      @izzy_theog9658 4 года назад +390

      Totally relatable! While I was DMing a campaign, this happens.

    • @damianmorningstar3150
      @damianmorningstar3150 4 года назад +110

      Pathfinder

    • @brady1863
      @brady1863 4 года назад +92

      The Black Otaku It’s not your fault they stopped coming to games, they’re the ones missing out!

    • @jm00789
      @jm00789 4 года назад +137

      @@izzy_theog9658 one player once yelled Oh God! RUNAWAY! FULL RETREAT!

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 4 года назад +106

      I was once part of a session where a dude made a grenade go off in his hand and he lived. Course he did roll like it was a fucking miracle.

  • @ShadowGeek12
    @ShadowGeek12 5 лет назад +5523

    Goblin slayer, how dnd stories get told, Goblin slayer abridged what actualy hapens at the table

    • @commissarlugh1040
      @commissarlugh1040 5 лет назад +254

      can confirm.

    • @skytheannur6168
      @skytheannur6168 4 года назад +124

      Verified as true

    • @steampunksamp80
      @steampunksamp80 4 года назад +176

      Why is it so accurate, I’m scared, I even have goblin slayer, doomguy, John 117, all JOJOs, John wick, one punch man, and etc, and my dnd buddies have even worse characters; this comment is scarily true

    • @dudest.v.g.5881
      @dudest.v.g.5881 4 года назад +46

      this happened to my D&D party before but it was kobolds

    • @timv1109
      @timv1109 4 года назад +22

      i would love if i could play a game like that, ive really never played because the people involved seemed.....boring? i think is the nice way of putting it lol

  • @fancystreams3434
    @fancystreams3434 4 года назад +4996

    Best line from the anime:
    “Who are you...?”
    “Goblin Slayer.”
    Best line from this video:
    “I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “

  • @LongandWeirdName
    @LongandWeirdName 2 года назад +1821

    "The only good goblin is a dead goblin. Now let's make these goblins GOOD!"
    Now that's good writing.

    • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
      @AntiDecepticonCampaign 8 месяцев назад +26

      Nothing gooder! This is am the goodest! Eat your heart out shakespear.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 5 месяцев назад +6

      It came from a speech patton gave on the Japanese.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 года назад +4103

    "So, how was your first D&D session?"
    (Cleric weeps over bodies of murdered party members)
    "I take it you don't want to play again?"
    (Sniff) "I'd like to commit to a full campaign."
    ".....Really?"

  • @JAYTHEBEAST2
    @JAYTHEBEAST2 5 лет назад +3262

    Goblin slayer is just a medieval doom guy.
    *Slays goblins with malicious intent*

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 4 года назад +116

      *Slays Goblins with religious intent*

    • @gavino4637
      @gavino4637 4 года назад +19

      Accurate

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 4 года назад +41

      Well he has to contest with Guts for Medieval Doom Slayer

    • @Wreck17Mitch
      @Wreck17Mitch 4 года назад +13

      Jesse Discon and both were sired by Artorias

    • @theodoreprovencio9097
      @theodoreprovencio9097 4 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure that is actually true in real life since I think they used the cgi movements for the doom games

  • @randomdude9583
    @randomdude9583 5 лет назад +1079

    "What is your name?"
    "My name is-"
    *violently rips arrow out of arm*
    "WRONG!!! Your name is Priestess! No names!"
    I really wish that the the only reason people's names are their job titles is because Goblin Slayer is an absolute lunatic.

    • @xellierguerra1586
      @xellierguerra1586 4 года назад +12

      Idk why but I got meatcanyon vibes

    • @TheScribeScribe
      @TheScribeScribe 4 года назад +51

      Names take too much memory, memory needed for GOBLIN SLAYING TACTICS!!

    • @claymenefee6999
      @claymenefee6999 4 года назад +19

      It took me a long time before i realized that this show never uses proper names.

    • @mey.tomhero4876
      @mey.tomhero4876 9 месяцев назад +2

      This was just so fucking hilarious

  • @suplexgod9723
    @suplexgod9723 Год назад +620

    I just realized since none of these characters actually have names, GS saying “we’re not on a name basis yet” actually makes sense.

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 10 месяцев назад +18

      In goblin Slayer no one has names which is very weird.

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 9 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@GreenDude_GamingThe creator did that so the audience could more easily imagine themselves as the characters

    • @Dragonoid269
      @Dragonoid269 9 месяцев назад +15

      I figured they didn't have names because most adventurers die early and it makes people mourn less over their eventual deaths (which is how some other anime reasoned about their characters never mentioning their names, but I forgot which one), but that works too

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@Dragonoid269 literally no one has names for example cowgirl's name is just cowgirl. By cowgirl I'm referring to that girl that works on the farm.

    • @HighEffortUsername
      @HighEffortUsername 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@GreenDude_Gaming Goblin slayer is the only character with a real name, Orcbolg

  • @CaptZealot
    @CaptZealot 6 лет назад +2891

    GS's personality in this Abridged is what I imagine his brain works in the Canon series.

    • @MOGARISREADY36
      @MOGARISREADY36 6 лет назад +137

      CaptZealot does he not sound like that one character from borderlands?

    • @CaptZealot
      @CaptZealot 6 лет назад +68

      @@MOGARISREADY36 Meat Bicycle \('-')/

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 6 лет назад +21

      @@MOGARISREADY36 REDRUM!

    • @silverpaw8054
      @silverpaw8054 6 лет назад +31

      @@MOGARISREADY36 Kreig the Pysho ?

    • @norad_clips
      @norad_clips 6 лет назад +39

      A new miniseries: Goblin Slayer’s Mind

  • @joaoantonio7794
    @joaoantonio7794 4 года назад +2426

    Tatsumi dies and the captions are: "tatsumi gets akame ga killed"
    I love this already

    • @sheeptheshawn240
      @sheeptheshawn240 3 года назад +39

      Ikr probably funniest part of this episode

    • @emilegordon2988
      @emilegordon2988 3 года назад +22

      Aww man now I have the series all over again. But thanks ☺️☺️☺️

    • @imrekalman9044
      @imrekalman9044 3 года назад +33

      8:16 "goblins laughing at best girl" Well, that's what they do!😂

    • @wowanimejoshua5149
      @wowanimejoshua5149 2 года назад

      *goblins slayer boner rises*

    • @porkfreegaming5278
      @porkfreegaming5278 2 года назад +2

      lmao same

  • @G33k4Lyfe
    @G33k4Lyfe 4 года назад +2461

    6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 4 года назад +230

      It was recorded on bikini-line day.

    • @littlebaldedone
      @littlebaldedone 4 года назад +250

      The scream haunts my nightmare by which I mean even my nightmares are terrified

    • @White_Night_Demon
      @White_Night_Demon 4 года назад +32

      what is bikiline day?

    • @brandonadrien3476
      @brandonadrien3476 4 года назад +138

      @@White_Night_Demon He's referring to waxing hair, as many women deal with their pubic hair that way.

    • @White_Night_Demon
      @White_Night_Demon 4 года назад +59

      oh...that would hurt....waxing your hair....

  • @mf_________
    @mf_________ 2 года назад +710

    I love how his sword is called "Endbringer" and then, ironically, brought him his end.

    • @ByllionBucks
      @ByllionBucks Год назад +73

      “I’m named Endbringer…but between the Goblins and the boy, I’m not ending the goblins today”

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 11 месяцев назад +10

      you mean 'poetically', right? If it was an ironic situation it would have saved his life.

    • @itskitt3237
      @itskitt3237 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@WorldWalker128Nah it’s ironic because it still subverted expectations. It’s true that it’s called “Endbringer” and you’d therefore expect it to bring about an end, but that end is expected to be the end of goblins, not its own wielder, which still makes it ironic.

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula 10 месяцев назад +2

      he did not know how to use a sword.

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 9 месяцев назад +8

      "End... bringer? What a dumb name. It's a dumb name for a dumb sword! Welcome to the arsenal, Endbringer. Daddy loves you~"

  • @jf_paes1589
    @jf_paes1589 3 года назад +3403

    Goblin Slayer talking just like comic book Doom Guy is a stroke of genius.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 года назад +98

      I LOVE it

    • @LouiseTheBeaverWarrior
      @LouiseTheBeaverWarrior 2 года назад +95

      Doom has a comic?

    • @gamingmoments1584
      @gamingmoments1584 2 года назад +53

      @@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior yup

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 2 года назад +185

      @@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 года назад +87

      @@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It's where "Rip and Tear" is from

  • @TheGuardianGold
    @TheGuardianGold 5 лет назад +2491

    **priestess having emotional breakdown**
    **GS having the time of his life**

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 5 лет назад +85

      (Goblin slayer noises)

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +18

      @@MrJustonemorevoice *pig noises*

    • @exskullgaming6396
      @exskullgaming6396 5 лет назад +53

      WAIT!
      *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*

    • @0cedced
      @0cedced 5 лет назад +36

      Priestess: AAAAAHHHH
      Goblin Slayer: I had... the time of my liiiiiiife

    • @Scott.E.H
      @Scott.E.H 5 лет назад +16

      Episode one of the actual show in a nutshell.
      Most of the anime in a nutshell, really.

  • @lordmorklen5166
    @lordmorklen5166 3 года назад +3036

    Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin?"
    Goblin Chow: "Not important!"
    Narrator: "But it was. It was very important."

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 2 года назад +47

      I totally imagine Ron Howard as the narrator for that idea.

    • @zer0skillz725
      @zer0skillz725 2 года назад +21

      @@RichardX1 is that the dude from the Stanley parable bc if so I totally agree (different guy sadly)

    • @SoulWhite
      @SoulWhite 2 года назад +6

      @@zer0skillz725 I instantly thought of that voice.

    • @smarti1809
      @smarti1809 2 года назад +8

      I can't "Goblin Chow"

  • @sagechanged7923
    @sagechanged7923 Год назад +447

    Whoever voice acted those screams surely should get a raise. It's like they condensed 4 whole years of utter pain and agony from fighting goblins into one!

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 8 месяцев назад +19

      It sounds like 4 years of repressed customer service trauma... but yeah, I have a feeling neighbours were told before she recorded them... maybe the cops too.

    • @justprivatelywatching0293
      @justprivatelywatching0293 7 месяцев назад +17

      Seriously, that first scream from the mage was HAUNTING. Very well done.

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy7694 3 года назад +1233

    "Exactly! They should have listened to you! They might have lived. NOW LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!" - I love the way this is written.

  • @phoenix-kingz
    @phoenix-kingz 6 лет назад +5572

    Show: goblin slayer = doom guy
    Abridged: goblin slayer = Deadpool on drugs as a borderlands 2 character

    • @viideogaame1840
      @viideogaame1840 6 лет назад +266

      Phoenix King correction, Deadpool on about a galaxys worth of crack cocaine, because I think Deadpool is naturally on drugs

    • @angryastartes1702
      @angryastartes1702 6 лет назад +54

      Doomslayer can kick Goblin Slayers ass, change my mind

    • @craymerventura725
      @craymerventura725 6 лет назад +65

      @@angryastartes1702 thats true but he's technically doom slayer that much much much weaker but his has FULL OF RAGE.

    • @TTYDpapermario
      @TTYDpapermario 6 лет назад +32

      so basically deadpool as a psycho ? or even krieg to give an actual playable character(love krieg btw)

    • @truerandomizer2647
      @truerandomizer2647 6 лет назад +1

      Phoenix King oh dear god

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +5266

    "I'm sorry they took your clothes _and did nothing else."_

    • @sniptaclar5568
      @sniptaclar5568 5 лет назад +192

      Pokerface first time I thought da faq but got used to it

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 5 лет назад +871

      Goblins sure love playing dress up in women's clothes. That's why they're always stealing them, the little scamps!

    • @SoggiestBread
      @SoggiestBread 5 лет назад +74

      @@sniptaclar5568 as you do

    • @MrRay568
      @MrRay568 5 лет назад +157

      4kids

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana 5 лет назад +330

      MrRay568 I think this is the first time where censoring the original scene actually helped.

  • @CiaranMaxwell
    @CiaranMaxwell Год назад +326

    "Priestess! Where did these goblins come from? Why weren't you watching our rear?!"
    YOU'RE THE MARTIAL, YOU TELL ME! Why didn't YOU make a caster sandwich?!
    Slightly recovered Priestess in a sitrep to Guild Girl afterward:
    "Warrior, dead."
    Guild Girl: _completely unsurprised_ "Cause of death?"
    "Suicidal stupidity."
    Guild Girl: "Gonna be a fun message to send to his family."
    "Fighter..." _glances at Fighter Girl hugging herself in a blanket and sobbing_ "Suicidal stupidity."
    Guild Girl: "She's alive, though. More than I expected. Wizard?"
    "Dead."
    "Cause of death?"
    "Martials not guarding the casters, goblin poison, and a mercy killing by Goblin Slayer."
    Guild Girl: [surprised] "Not suicidal stupidity?"
    "Well... they all refused to retreat, bring potions, or scout ahead..."
    Guild Girl: _sighs_ "Time for my screaming break."

    • @FiftyStates5
      @FiftyStates5 Год назад +14

      Fighter died, monk girl lived

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@FiftyStates5 I was going by their canon codenames. Warrior is Tatsumi, Fighter is the monk girl. Not exactly useful at telling them apart, I know. Probably why GSA changed them.

    • @theeasternmongoose
      @theeasternmongoose 9 месяцев назад +4

      About the monk girl: that was a premonition

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 4 года назад +2545

    Anime GS: PTSD.
    This GS: ADHD.
    Are they the same? *Yes but actually no.*

    • @theodoreprovencio9097
      @theodoreprovencio9097 4 года назад +66

      I Actualy have both

    • @kingnothing8570
      @kingnothing8570 4 года назад +104

      @@theodoreprovencio9097 so like do you just randomly jump to a new topic from horrible flashbacks I mean how do those conditions interact.

    • @dave2808
      @dave2808 4 года назад +99

      @@kingnothing8570 basically it's being bored for majority of the time then randomly have a flashback about something that screwed you up and scream your head off. Gotta love those spicy memories

    • @izzy_theog9658
      @izzy_theog9658 4 года назад +59

      More like
      Goblin Slayer anime: People thinks D&D looks like
      Goblin Slayer Abridged: How D&D actually looks like

    • @cthulhu7341
      @cthulhu7341 4 года назад +1

      I can agree

  • @blackcat7547
    @blackcat7547 5 лет назад +1587

    “lvl 10 goblin sniffing.” Jesus who ever did the subtitles had way to much fun.

    • @TsukiRaiki
      @TsukiRaiki 5 лет назад +90

      *BIG SNIFF*

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 лет назад +25

      I actually started to say this out loud every time I sense a strange smell

    • @roland4240
      @roland4240 5 лет назад +18

      *violent laughter*

    • @personshi7505
      @personshi7505 5 лет назад +21

      MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!

    • @pleasurebird
      @pleasurebird 5 лет назад +7

      Whoever made this had too much fun

  • @CSquint
    @CSquint 6 лет назад +2064

    "Merry Christmas!"
    "NO IT'S NOVEMBER!"
    You tell 'em GS.

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 6 лет назад +83

      Those piece of shit goblins always lie.

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 6 лет назад +64

      a lot of goblins failed no nut November in the making of this anime lol

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 6 лет назад

      C_Squint
      Under it is great to find a fellow person of logic.

    • @orcatwar9810
      @orcatwar9810 6 лет назад +2

      now it's December

    • @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707
      @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707 6 лет назад +2

      No Nut November is already over you dingus!

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 года назад +288

    “Feels good, riiiiiiight?”😏
    “I feel violated.”🥺
    “GOOD! You passed the tenth goblin test!”😀
    “Hooraaaaaahahaaaaaaay”😭

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 3 года назад +958

    Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures.
    1. Listen to your healer.
    2. Scout ahead.
    3. Bring potions and extra equipment.
    4. Advance as a group.
    5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous.
    That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless..
    Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 2 года назад +71

      "the weaker the monster, the more there will be"

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 Год назад +80

      6: wear actual fu**ing armour rather than easy to tear cloths

    • @karlbenito9992
      @karlbenito9992 Год назад +1

      6.5 WEAR A HELMET IF YOU DONT WANT TO JACKSON POLLOCK YOUR BRAINS

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable Год назад +16

      Improvise flamethrower and gas mask for caves.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 Год назад +18

      No.
      1. Cast EXPLOSION.

  • @BaconIover69
    @BaconIover69 3 года назад +4252

    Is that really a parody? This seems very... accurate.

    • @1Manhunt7
      @1Manhunt7 3 года назад +265

      Well, The show is a parody itself soooo

    • @SMG-ls5js
      @SMG-ls5js 2 года назад +72

      @@1Manhunt7 the title literally have the word abridged

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +181

      They're just removing the seriousness from the original show

    • @jorgegodoy1590
      @jorgegodoy1590 Год назад +42

      I like it more better

    • @GorNaKat
      @GorNaKat Год назад +66

      Because it's nod diluted with anime tropes. Only GAAAWBLIN SLAYIN'

  • @ResidentE-Boy
    @ResidentE-Boy 2 года назад +2694

    "I'm so sorry they took your clothes and only did that and nothing else possible"
    Oh god

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 2 года назад +418

      The 4kids dub

    • @christophermorris9816
      @christophermorris9816 Год назад +166

      I mean the goblin kids did have to come from somewhere

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 Год назад +138

      ​@@christophermorris9816 Yeah, the green moon.

    • @xenomorph733
      @xenomorph733 Год назад +89

      ​@@coachlombardi9657according to the extended lore the girl was pregnant and she killed herself apparently

    • @AnInkStick
      @AnInkStick Год назад +22

      @@xenomorph733nope not truw

  • @Nefiir
    @Nefiir Год назад +146

    He really is the embodiment of “Find a job that you love.”

  • @dmitc01
    @dmitc01 3 года назад +3500

    Forgot how brutal this show was, and this parody made it seem even more brutal.

    • @jorgegodoy1590
      @jorgegodoy1590 2 года назад +81

      This was amazing moree

    • @alexanderludvigsen1893
      @alexanderludvigsen1893 2 года назад +1

      just murder innocent kids

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 2 года назад +62

      I felt disgusted when they died I've seen things that traumatized me but this is not one of them

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 2 года назад +18

      Brutal? I've seen worse.

    • @martinezseymore3007
      @martinezseymore3007 2 года назад +42

      @@whatwhat98 oh this wasn't brutal just disgusting the way they died and fell hurt me

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 5 лет назад +743

    2 Things
    First: Priestess was the smartest character in that party
    Second: Considering the actual trauma Goblin Slayer experienced due to Goblins this is actually one of the many ways he could have turned out

    • @ruzantsu4147
      @ruzantsu4147 5 лет назад +11

      Tru dat

    • @ruzantsu4147
      @ruzantsu4147 5 лет назад +39

      Yea a psycho goblin blood hungry hillbilly

    • @codyralston1372
      @codyralston1372 5 лет назад +38

      Please tell me you guys had the subtitles turned on while watching this... believe me, it’s worth it. And makes him all the more accurate

    • @Hornetog9vp
      @Hornetog9vp 5 лет назад

      @@codyralston1372 nah learn Japanese so people don't corrupt anime by making translation change. No subtitles

    • @imnotblindbutiloveblindfol8449
      @imnotblindbutiloveblindfol8449 5 лет назад +12

      Jorge Hernandez Tf I look like learning an entire language just to watch some cartoons.

  • @johnwebb2736
    @johnwebb2736 4 года назад +1992

    I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 4 года назад +217

      This is a high quality abridged. You can see it on the fact that the voice actors microphones are studio level and they have quality editing like that little logo for titan storm.

    • @flxmingo7757
      @flxmingo7757 4 года назад +14

      damn thats a cool fact

    • @White_Night_Demon
      @White_Night_Demon 4 года назад +17

      bah, who reads anyways? when u can get a faithful adaption.

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 4 года назад +38

      It's legitimately on par with TeamFourStar.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 года назад +14

      Only recently noticed the captions are funny, such as how the fighting sounds are captioned during the swordman going down.

  • @theclown3967
    @theclown3967 9 месяцев назад +23

    "Baby goblins?"
    "Disgusting isn't it? These godless wretches multiply like insects.."
    Lmal

  • @randomguy8760
    @randomguy8760 5 лет назад +3101

    Goblin Slayer: The legend
    Goblin Slayer Abridged: What really happen
    Edit: This is Epic thanks

  • @theslowestpizza6762
    @theslowestpizza6762 5 лет назад +608

    Goblin Slayer went from being a fairly quiet talker to being the comic book version of Doom Guy
    “You’re huge! That means you’ve got huge GUTS! *RIP AND TEAR!!”*

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 5 лет назад +26

      NOW YOU'RE RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 5 лет назад +13

      THE CHAINSAW!! THE GREAT EQUALIZER

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 5 лет назад +3

      RIP AND TEAR!
      DEUS VULT!

    • @JamesBrown-sn6le
      @JamesBrown-sn6le 5 лет назад +5

      No matter what, Goblin Slayer will always be Doomguy in some shape or form.

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 4 месяца назад

      ​@@theguy3851
      *RIP AND TEAR!*
      *DEUS VULT!*

  • @warmastercain55
    @warmastercain55 5 лет назад +2230

    I can't watch the original anymore without hearing these voices.

    • @Leegecast
      @Leegecast 5 лет назад +49

      Goooblins

    • @anangrymarine9174
      @anangrymarine9174 5 лет назад +107

      The captions are fantastic
      "GAAWBLINS!"

    • @sw9458
      @sw9458 5 лет назад +34

      i made my friend watch this before the original and he was convinced i put on a hentai at one point

    • @mr.turtle4394
      @mr.turtle4394 5 лет назад +6

      Overseer Cain is it ok that I got turned on by this video

    • @raquia3596
      @raquia3596 4 года назад +2

      Titan stoooorrm

  • @just_an_eldritch_god5930
    @just_an_eldritch_god5930 2 года назад +128

    Priestess: “What are you?”
    GS: “Slayer. Goblin Slayer.”
    Also Priestess: “No I mean your name not your job title!”

  • @soulash6093
    @soulash6093 6 лет назад +872

    "THAT TIME TATSUMI GOT REINCARNATED AS *NOT* A PROTAGONIST"

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 6 лет назад +76

      Goblin slayer sounds like a navy seal who just eat alot of shrooms and start taking notes from the joker or his just crazy 😏

    • @ultraoverloadx9333
      @ultraoverloadx9333 6 лет назад +28

      He's more badass in this abridged then the others and the original show

    • @Future_Vantas
      @Future_Vantas 6 лет назад +49

      When you forget to equip plot armor

    • @anti-hero6712
      @anti-hero6712 6 лет назад +3

      Future_Vantas Yup

    • @vDorgengoa
      @vDorgengoa 6 лет назад +26

      @@Future_Vantas And the skills "Main Character Bullshit" and "Friendship no jutsu"

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 6 лет назад +595

    Bunch of 1st level PCs decide to just run into a goblin lair,it's almost a TPK but the DM likes the cleric because she at least considered turning back and she started roleplaying in middle of the dungeon while everyone else was just being a dumbass so during the break he texted his friend,Dave to come join his table with his 8th level Slayer so the DM could save at least one PC.
    And yes, slayer is a class in Pathfinder. It's basically a fighter with sneak attack and something called 'studied target', so it fits perfectly.

    • @MASHo1992
      @MASHo1992 6 лет назад +96

      This is now the canon in my head.

    • @kirbs0001
      @kirbs0001 6 лет назад +28

      if I had a DM introduce content like this, balanced like this, I'd leave the table.

    • @newtextdocument
      @newtextdocument 6 лет назад +62

      @@MASHo1992 Well its kind of canon. It is based off of dnd anyways. In the manga, the priestess literally hands in a character sheet to sign up. A LITERAL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CHARACTER SHEET!

    • @MASHo1992
      @MASHo1992 6 лет назад +13

      @@newtextdocument I think it's mostly based in Pathfinder. I don't have much experience with D&D but I know that Pathfinder enables you to multiclass just like Goblin Slayer (he is scout, ranger and something else).
      @Sasha Carter Wow, you must be fun at parties.

    • @giantspidr2458
      @giantspidr2458 6 лет назад +6

      @MASHo1992 DnD also allows multiclass.

  • @ChichiAi
    @ChichiAi 6 лет назад +2784

    This came out so amazing omg!! Thank you so much for having me be apart of this :D

    • @jaymanx1099
      @jaymanx1099 6 лет назад +28

      You did amazing

    • @davechanman
      @davechanman 6 лет назад +14

      Who did you play?

    • @mike64411
      @mike64411 6 лет назад +80

      She played the priestess. Nicely done ChiChi. Can’t wait for episode 2.

    • @wehappygamers4206
      @wehappygamers4206 6 лет назад +10

      Please... take care of that Goblin Slayer Berserker.

    • @Nagasyari
      @Nagasyari 6 лет назад +11

      Your VOice acting was perfect.

  • @nightmaregaming2672
    @nightmaregaming2672 2 года назад +129

    “I cast death” best line ever

    • @JoshBonz
      @JoshBonz 10 месяцев назад +2

      I still prefer "I CAST FIST"

  • @anthonyramirez5391
    @anthonyramirez5391 6 лет назад +4364

    “I’m...still alive....”
    “NOT FOR LONG!!!”

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd 6 лет назад +844

    “I’m sorry that they took your clothes and ONLY did that and did nothing else possible” oh merciful earth mother that line got me good

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 6 лет назад +135

      lol, yeah, I was nervous about that upcoming scene, and then I was like, oh, they're just skipping it without addressing it... Then they got me with that line...

    • @vampman87
      @vampman87 6 лет назад +58

      I honestly thought the Goblins in this series just hacked the Fighter to death like the Warrior, totally skipping the most infamous scene of the pilot. I'm surprised the Fighter lived and that scene was sort-of addressed.

    • @dreammirrorbrony1240
      @dreammirrorbrony1240 6 лет назад +9

      Lol!

    • @SynneDennis
      @SynneDennis 6 лет назад +42

      @@vampman87 They used the shadows of Warrior being cut down by multiple goblins again with Fighter but I think they replaced the sound of cutting/bleeding with the sound of beating to replace the... other scene.

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 6 лет назад +34

      "They just... stood there... giggling, perversely! It was like Grand Master Hoi all over again!"

  • @JWeb66
    @JWeb66 5 лет назад +1636

    In regards to "Titans Storm's" terrible, yet immanent, demise, a wise man once said...
    "Don't weep for the STUPID, you'll be crying all day."
    -Father Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Team Four Star).

    • @ms.centurion9708
      @ms.centurion9708 5 лет назад +84

      God bless him, I hope he’s killing heathens in heaven. The true OG abridged character

    • @the13inquisitor59
      @the13inquisitor59 4 года назад +67

      "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."

    • @greenstuff9361
      @greenstuff9361 4 года назад +48

      “The steps I normally take to avoid idiots like you are really, really fast ones.”

    • @letroll8954
      @letroll8954 4 года назад +34

      _ya filthy protestant bastard_ intensifies

    • @StormWolfJachinDue
      @StormWolfJachinDue 4 года назад +11

      I'm certain he'd love this place...

  • @winxfriends1
    @winxfriends1 2 года назад +74

    Best part about abridging Goblin Slayer is that you can give Mr GS any whacko personality and lines cos there isn't any lip movement or facial expression to have to manage.

  • @somethingcool1143
    @somethingcool1143 5 лет назад +3830

    "The only good goblin is a dead goblin NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" had me dead XD
    Jeez 3.6k

    • @bkrawciw
      @bkrawciw 5 лет назад +103

      You mean it had you "good".

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 5 лет назад +68

      THE ONLY GOOD FORTNITE DANCER IS A DEAD FORTNITE DANCER, NOW LETS MAKE EM GOOD!

    • @MisterLongShot_Official
      @MisterLongShot_Official 5 лет назад +9

      Want to thumbs up, but it's currently at 666 thumbs sooo.....

    • @holyoreo2215
      @holyoreo2215 5 лет назад +4

      Funniest thing I’ve seen all night

    • @kellysmith1635
      @kellysmith1635 5 лет назад +2

      a

  • @brandonthompson3709
    @brandonthompson3709 5 лет назад +639

    “You got your god on speed dial girly?” Is probably the best line of all time

    • @vinnylatoria4478
      @vinnylatoria4478 5 лет назад +37

      You better be able to pray fast! OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE FAST!

    • @TheDragonOfDojima04
      @TheDragonOfDojima04 5 лет назад +25

      NOW DRINK YOUR GODDDAMN MEDICINE!

    • @juanvenero1264
      @juanvenero1264 4 года назад +5

      It's goblin pee-pee

    • @arrowstrike1174
      @arrowstrike1174 4 года назад +9

      Follow it with Kirito's "Good news, there's no need to look for your God anymore. He's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy."

    • @satan4942
      @satan4942 4 года назад

      Mad respect for the person who said that

  • @someguy4735
    @someguy4735 4 года назад +2384

    "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

    • @nicolascoast9653
      @nicolascoast9653 4 года назад +129

      "Fan the flames, mold the metal, we are raising an army"

    • @4t778d
      @4t778d 4 года назад +140

      "They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them faster."

    • @flxmingo7757
      @flxmingo7757 4 года назад +8

      sorry for breaking the change but, is this a dark souls reference??

    • @someguy4735
      @someguy4735 4 года назад +61

      @@flxmingo7757 Nah, darkest dungeon

    • @andromalius9595
      @andromalius9595 4 года назад +66

      Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

  • @unknqwnshepherd1872
    @unknqwnshepherd1872 2 года назад +65

    I love how in the actual show, he explains what they did wrong, in terms of equipment

  • @nevermore7285
    @nevermore7285 4 года назад +838

    9:24 The subtitles are great:
    “I’m still alive :’(.”
    “Not for long!:D”

  • @speeder0138
    @speeder0138 3 года назад +883

    Honestly the vibe i get from this, is that a DND party went and got themselves TPK'd by goblins, and the fighter developed a grudge and made a backup character on the spot, followed shortly after by the others.

    • @phillipribbink6903
      @phillipribbink6903 2 года назад +149

      I kind of always thought of it more as the party got TPK'd, the DM didn't know how to salvage the session and suddenly another player showed up with a character from another Campaign the DM had run. The DM decided "Well somebody's gotta save these poor bastards." and let him play that character. At least that's the premise I would go for if I was turning this series into a Campaign comic.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 года назад +96

      @@phillipribbink6903 I think that's pretty much what happened. In the manga there's a lot of references to the gods playing a game using mortals as the pieces and when everyone almost dies they directly reference dice being rolled for GS to get back up

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 2 года назад +112

      @@phillipribbink6903 >fighter gets ganked
      fighter: hey DM, remember that one shot we ran where i had my berserker/ranger who hated goblins?
      DM: yeah?
      fighter: still got the character sheet
      DM:....you ok with not getting XP till the other players match your level?
      fighter, slapping down the sheet on the table: as long as i get to kill GOBLINS? fuck yeah.

    • @phillipribbink6903
      @phillipribbink6903 2 года назад +35

      @@lord_wyran I love the comedy of that situation, but at the same time I don't think somebody who played a character as experienced at killing Goblins as Goblin Slayer's player clearly is. Would have gotten killed as easily as the Fighter did. Then again, a Natural 1 has been known to tank whole campaigns, even with experienced players.

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran 2 года назад +29

      @@phillipribbink6903 I mean, I you're playing a low level fighter and you're actually role playing then you could fuck up intentionally just because you're playing a rookie.

  • @voidtv8401
    @voidtv8401 4 года назад +924

    "Wait, no, that's not it either. Oh well, I'll get it right."
    *Over-the-shoulder death omen*
    "S o o n ."

    • @MLG_s3npa1
      @MLG_s3npa1 3 года назад +25

      The best *Soon* i've heard in a good while.

    • @AridOmnivore
      @AridOmnivore 3 года назад +18

      Bro that shit had me rolling

  • @lachlanlander6002
    @lachlanlander6002 Год назад +93

    My favourite line from any anime, abridged or otherwise is the "nope. **Try better**"
    Just perfect taunt and the confidence of that man... Wow

    • @ebonslayer3321
      @ebonslayer3321 Год назад +8

      That whole section was incredible.
      "That's not stabbin' either. I'll get it right..." *menacing camera zoom on his helmet* "Soon."

  • @AliFluro
    @AliFluro 6 лет назад +825

    RIP Titan Storm

  • @Miyuki_Shell
    @Miyuki_Shell 6 лет назад +1944

    "4kids: I'm sorry they took your clothes and did NOTHING ELSE" 😂

  • @peeweeweepee6024
    @peeweeweepee6024 6 лет назад +514

    Grimjack is voicing Goblin Slayer like he’s a mad man, perfect

  • @Xeonzs
    @Xeonzs Год назад +33

    This is fucking art, my god, I can't wait to see the rest of the episodes.

  • @benneff5279
    @benneff5279 5 лет назад +1638

    Goblin: Merrry Christmaaas.
    GS: NO, it's November! NOVEMBER!!!!!

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 5 лет назад +97

      Goblins... full of lies... GOBLIN LIES!

    • @ajnapalm
      @ajnapalm 5 лет назад +23

      Hilariously this November.

    • @CommanderSharpEye
      @CommanderSharpEye 5 лет назад +8

      I feel the same way, every year

    • @TheScribeScribe
      @TheScribeScribe 4 года назад +3

      And you JUST broke the no nut rule

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 4 года назад +1

      So they basically copied the dragon ball z abridged slug movie by teamfourstar

  • @Pi-Face
    @Pi-Face 5 лет назад +1049

    Goblin Slayer Official: Doom Slayer in the games
    Goblin Slayer Abridged: Doom Slayer in the comics

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 4 года назад +40

      PERFECT comparison

    • @theodoreprovencio9097
      @theodoreprovencio9097 4 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure they Actualy used the cgi from this show for the doom games

    • @azzyasbourne9107
      @azzyasbourne9107 4 года назад +10

      Brad Hawkins, the motion capture artist for Doom Slayer is also the English VA for Goblin Slayer.

    • @TFGh0st_VC
      @TFGh0st_VC 3 года назад +2

      Ahh yes atleast someone has the bright Idea to combine Doom Slayer and Goblin Slayer

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 3 года назад

      Now he's radioactive! That can't be good!

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 6 лет назад +1139

    How have you turned GS into someone even more insane, I love you guys.

    • @isaactang3724
      @isaactang3724 6 лет назад +61

      he's almost like deadpool , but more GS-ish

    • @tophatminion.7558
      @tophatminion.7558 6 лет назад +24

      He kind of sounds like Alex Jones to me when he's on a rant it's kind of funny.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 6 лет назад +2

      Top hat minion.
      I guess, I don’t find Alex Jones or anything he does funny, even in an ironic sense.

    • @andymcneilly
      @andymcneilly 6 лет назад +19

      I think the trick was matching his words to his mindset and actions in a more personified form. This was beautifully done.

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 6 лет назад +11

      Sounds heavily inspired by the DOOM guy from the old comics.

  • @StrakanDocrusReakal
    @StrakanDocrusReakal Год назад +100

    "NOW DRINK YOUR GODDAMN MEDICINE"
    "It's goblin pee pee"
    He sounds like a damn drill sergeant and i love it

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 5 лет назад +417

    Way to take advantage of the fact that Goblin Slayer never takes off his helmet. No need to find a frame or scene when he's talking since you can make him talk anytime you want. Like Team Four Star did with the voices inside Piccollo's head.

  • @allenmcqueen337
    @allenmcqueen337 4 года назад +816

    Got it.
    Somebody turned his ass
    Into a Maniacal stereotypical drill sergeant
    And i love it.

    • @ivg6559
      @ivg6559 4 года назад +31

      Yes sir master chief

    • @silentshadow9983
      @silentshadow9983 4 года назад +43

      I’m getting Sarge from Red vs Blue vibes

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 3 года назад +13

      Naw
      Just made him uncontrollably unhinged

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 3 года назад +8

      Mixed with Vegeta from tfs.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 года назад +8

      Who wouldn't be unhinged after having the job of giving incompetents the means to maybe survive.

  • @BrandonWeaverLemur
    @BrandonWeaverLemur 6 лет назад +865

    Watch it with subtitles, there's an entire extra layer of fun hidden in there.

    • @bensamara3404
      @bensamara3404 6 лет назад +41

      Brandon Weaver
      THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

    • @koj4ck425
      @koj4ck425 6 лет назад +1

      Kinda messed up man

    • @ashleyduran6455
      @ashleyduran6455 6 лет назад +42

      "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" 😂 I'm so glad I looked at the comments before getting to far into the video.

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 6 лет назад +21

      "even more goblin suffering" lol

    • @wolfmatic399
      @wolfmatic399 6 лет назад +14

      *goblin slayer noises*

  • @HouseWildercrest
    @HouseWildercrest 2 года назад +83

    Bruh, the voice acting at 6:08 is just Evangelion levels of wow.

  • @somedood240
    @somedood240 5 лет назад +1595

    as an actual dnd player, TS angers me beyond reason.
    1, did not check for traps
    2, did not scout the area
    3, entirely glass cannon party
    4, s p l i t t i n g t h e p a r t y

    • @asdfg2560
      @asdfg2560 5 лет назад +53

      some dood its a cave they also could have looked for multiple entrances and if none were found start a fire at the entrance then block off the entrance to take all the oxygen out of the cave or at the very least fill it with smoke to make them easier to sneak up on.

    • @yip_the_yap
      @yip_the_yap 5 лет назад +51

      But they did accomplish a *_glorious death!_* You know what they say, can't have a great victory without fallen heroes. Several preferably.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 5 лет назад +82

      @@yip_the_yap Their deaths were anything but glorious. They died in indignity, massacred by low-level foes. Finely minced, stabbed with a dagger covered in shit, and basted in goblin splooge are all fates that fail to qualify as "glorious".

    • @yip_the_yap
      @yip_the_yap 5 лет назад +8

      @@maximsavage Ah true, but no one needs to know that.

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 5 лет назад +13

      @Tin Watchman too true. They wanted Charisma to be higher, obviously they should've looked for a professional

  • @TacetCat
    @TacetCat 6 лет назад +334

    "Were you holding out a 4th level Neutralize Poison spell? You got your god on *speed dial*, girlie!?"
    Welp... putting this character type on the must-play list for any future campaigns I'm in.

  • @theskipper7305
    @theskipper7305 5 лет назад +889

    Deadpool jokes aside, I honestly love this guy's alternate take on Goblin Slayer's insanity

    • @arousedbanana6327
      @arousedbanana6327 5 лет назад +14

      I agree

    • @WarsunGames
      @WarsunGames 5 лет назад +4

      I want to point out something. in the other series where he was first starting he was actually like that. manganelo.com/chapter/dhox263071555134154/chapter_15

    • @Grey46365
      @Grey46365 5 лет назад +15

      They just took original goblin slayers thoughts and made them vocal.

    • @badkarma8411
      @badkarma8411 5 лет назад

      @@WarsunGames thanks

  • @-hagfish893
    @-hagfish893 2 года назад +24

    I love how precious and adorable the Priestess is even in parody.

  • @danielenriquez7910
    @danielenriquez7910 6 лет назад +220

    “She can’t even evoke a rabbit, she’s clearly the weakling.”
    Honestly this is the best abridged GS. And will always be.

  • @jacobpacheco3165
    @jacobpacheco3165 3 года назад +1058

    6:18 imagine leaving your spellcasters behind and getting mad when they get jumped.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 2 года назад +140

      in any team based game ever
      ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A HEALER.
      "Need healing!!' said the person across the world

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 2 года назад +86

      @@johnynoway9127 support class types are usually ignored until they are needed.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 2 года назад +43

      @@mikevignola4213
      And when someone takes up the mantle they’re treated like a burden or a slave.
      A vicious cycle

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 2 года назад +11

      @@Toneill029 that's not 100% true. If you're good at it people notice because most people half ass it. Healers, support and tanks that are good and don't need to be reminded are very much in demand.
      But finding competent people across the board is hard due to the Damage Dealer role as most don't understand that managing hate or enmity or whatever term is being used is the whole party's responsibility.

    • @acerw7366
      @acerw7366 2 года назад +7

      Overwatch in one sentence

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 4 года назад +794

    6:08 That was actually a pretty good scream, props to the voice actress.

    • @MrSupersonic2012
      @MrSupersonic2012 4 года назад +128

      Yeah, that scream is honestly more terrified and more unsettling than the original.

    • @YouTearMyHeart
      @YouTearMyHeart 3 года назад +76

      Even in horror movies I never heard a scream of pain as perfect at this one.

    • @blakake
      @blakake 3 года назад +22

      "TITAN STARRRR, STARRIN ALL THE TITANNNNN"

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 3 года назад +11

      It sent shivers.

    • @RetroFan2.0
      @RetroFan2.0 3 года назад +27

      Don’t forget at 7:36

  • @Redy656
    @Redy656 Год назад +14

    I have watched this series a few times now and i have to admit that i can feel that scream in my bones. You can feel the pure pain and suffering in that scream. The VA did amazing with that scream.

  • @TheLunarLegend
    @TheLunarLegend 5 лет назад +1010

    Goblin slayer: *sees goblin* No one hates goblins more than,
    Abridged goblin slayer: MINEMINEMINEMINE!

    • @qandilrockstar5685
      @qandilrockstar5685 5 лет назад +7

      Hi this may sound irrelevant but what are these type of animes called are they called adventure or something. Your comment was 4 weaks ago so that's why I asked you.

    • @10WTF011
      @10WTF011 5 лет назад +7

      @@qandilrockstar5685 Isekai (Japanese: 異世界, transl. "different world") is the portal fantasy subgenre of Japanese light novels, manga, anime, and video games. Isekai works revolve around a normal person from Earth being transported to, reborn, or trapped in a parallel universe, usually a fantasy world.

    • @qandilrockstar5685
      @qandilrockstar5685 5 лет назад +3

      @@10WTF011 thanks friend Sheeesh there are alot of types of animes outthere but this one is really interesting

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 5 лет назад +5

      @@qandilrockstar5685 dark fantasy.

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 5 лет назад +7

      TheHoodedBrony
      I mean no one was transported into the world of Goblin Slayer

  • @jasper_4278
    @jasper_4278 3 года назад +1722

    “Rest now Soldier, Goblin Slayer is here” ‘kills Wizard’
    “We could’ve saved her!”
    “Could we? COULD WE!”

    • @thesenate9564
      @thesenate9564 2 года назад +139

      I mean, we could've...

    • @Bananakingchad
      @Bananakingchad 2 года назад

      Am pretty sure they stabbed her in a vital organ like bedridden with and infection for the rest or ur life this is medieval times

    • @simonhailom2477
      @simonhailom2477 2 года назад +67

      Something something no antidotes oh well GAWBLINSSSS

    • @DS-si5cp
      @DS-si5cp Год назад +32

      @@thesenate9564 a 3rd level cleric could, but we have some e6 campaign fighter and a lvl 1 cleric

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. Год назад +18

      @@thesenate9564 Knife was poisoned, by the time they got out the wizard would be dead

  • @josephercanbrack8393
    @josephercanbrack8393 6 лет назад +443

    "Evocation", "Conjuration", "Slots".....I love how many D&D references there are.

    • @grimmjack
      @grimmjack  6 лет назад +39

      =D

    • @raiomnistar2668
      @raiomnistar2668 6 лет назад +22

      Fool... There needs to be MORE!

    • @shadowkingdarksin3980
      @shadowkingdarksin3980 6 лет назад +13

      @@grimmjack did you guys really made him sound like soldier with PTSD 😁

    • @MorgaineV
      @MorgaineV 6 лет назад +2

      I died at the Spell Slots

    • @Tedted2001
      @Tedted2001 6 лет назад +4

      When you are trying to grow back someone's tongue with lesser restoration and roll a nat 20. Twas a mute elf too
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @bardkaitiff1962
    @bardkaitiff1962 2 года назад +32

    Lines "I'm... still... alive...","Not for long~" and "Happy birthday!~"
    got me laughing hysterically not gonna lie. I don't care about"dark fantasy crap - this is mood booster

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter 6 лет назад +251

    "The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin, NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOOD!!!!"
    My sides, I can't breathe XD

  • @jasonsterlingentertainment478
    @jasonsterlingentertainment478 5 лет назад +455

    "I'm... still ....alive."
    "Not for long!"
    Hahaha just about killed me too

    • @dollarweeb4573
      @dollarweeb4573 3 года назад +3

      Not just you 😂

    • @CV-Moore
      @CV-Moore 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure it killed her too

  • @ui8087
    @ui8087 3 года назад +330

    I actually cracked up so hard when the goblin shaman was casting a spell with "Happy birthday," and "Merry Christmas."

    • @anothercrayonmuncher5537
      @anothercrayonmuncher5537 2 года назад +49

      the funnier part was his response "IT'S NOVEMBER" *BASHES HEAD IN GOBLIN SLAYER*

    • @Asmo_Lay
      @Asmo_Lay 2 года назад +17

      Even funnier if you _actually_ watch it at November.

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant Год назад

      @@anothercrayonmuncher5537 Honestly, at this point that part just goes through my mind seeing all the christmas stuff in shops before december. *IT'S NOVEMBER!*

    • @prussianpolydactyl836
      @prussianpolydactyl836 Год назад

      @@Asmo_Lay I just did.

    • @YuuKiira
      @YuuKiira Год назад

      watching at December

  • @BloodDovah
    @BloodDovah 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love the subtitles for this “preistess having an emotional breakdown GS having the time of his life”

  • @desertsniper23
    @desertsniper23 6 лет назад +254

    This is great because you never see GS's face so you can make him say all the crazy shit you want, and it seems you took full advantage of that

    • @hugoruela9226
      @hugoruela9226 6 лет назад +4

      On the Manga you have a glimpse of his face. Way more normal than what I had imagined tbh

    • @misosoup5847
      @misosoup5847 6 лет назад +12

      @@hugoruela9226 I think they just meant that since his face is hidden, they don't have to deal with mouth flaps, which is the bane of any abridged series.

  • @fgfihagfg
    @fgfihagfg 6 лет назад +303

    "Time to cast my spell... I cast... DEATH!" LOL best writing ever.

    • @seink9163
      @seink9163 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds of goblins burning to death, now THAT's magic!!!! XD

  • @erikwolfmayr9245
    @erikwolfmayr9245 5 лет назад +659

    love how the real and the abridged goblinslayer both HATE goblins but one is really aggresive and one is really calm

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 5 лет назад +49

      Doomslayer in canon versus you playing him

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 5 лет назад +2

      @@mjcaboose3479 basically

    • @sanguineregis5354
      @sanguineregis5354 5 лет назад +10

      More like one rages like a fire while the other quietly seethes

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 4 года назад +2

      @@mjcaboose3479
      More like Doomslayer and Kriege from Borderlands.

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox 2 года назад +56

    If I had a $1 bill for every time the word "Goblin" was said in this series...

    • @alexsmith-mb7is
      @alexsmith-mb7is 10 месяцев назад +1

      You'd have 235 dollars being sent to your PayPal now

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 6 лет назад +511

    “Merry Christmas”
    *smashes head with club*
    “It’s NOVEMBER! NOVEMBER!!!”

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 6 лет назад +17

      Goblins are full of lies!!

    • @Jaisean
      @Jaisean 6 лет назад +1

      just look at the picture 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 6 лет назад +5

      The other goblin also lied. The chance of GS actually having a birthday is low enough...

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 6 лет назад +4

      @@strubberyg7451
      Is the same Goblin actually...

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 6 лет назад +3

      @@lookatthepicture4107 the Happy BDay goblin was a shaman, the merry Xmas was a speared one.
      The most important point is they are filled with Gawblin vomit and Gawblin lies!

  • @whitenoise8397
    @whitenoise8397 6 лет назад +342

    "The only good goblin's a dead goblin; now let's make these goblins good" ... Huh... Never heard it put quite like that before.

    • @loc1123
      @loc1123 6 лет назад +4

      wasted 'kill the younglings' reference potential

    • @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661
      @houndrysmagolyteofhope4661 6 лет назад +2

      Nah its pretty good, yeah but now they are Good Younglins... and pig.

    • @MellowMuch
      @MellowMuch 6 лет назад +4

      never heard it put like that? did you even watch the show. Yes, he didn't EXACTLY word it like that, but he basically said the same thing. And I quote, "Good goblin? Hm, maybe.... The only good goblin is one that never crawls out of its hole."

    • @whitenoise8397
      @whitenoise8397 6 лет назад +2

      @@MellowMuch I said "never heard it put QUITE like that before." In the actual anime, he may have said something similar, but he didn't say those exact words. And even when I said that, I was referring to all the times I've heard the phrase "the only good ___ is a dead ___." I've just never heard that second part added on before.

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL 6 лет назад

      @@whitenoise8397 The first part is OK but the 2nd is just maniac

  • @carolina_reaperx
    @carolina_reaperx 3 года назад +405

    Those screams when the party was getting killed were too good, like, I FELT those screams

  • @Mocita
    @Mocita Год назад +115

    A DM starts a session with 4 new players and one veteran who will be there after work. The DM tries telling the new players what to do, but the fighter keeps interrupting them. So the DM decides to just give them a practice fight against the goblins, not expecting everyone to roll so low. Then the veteran shows up, getting the gist of the situation and shows up in character. He saves the cleric and the other three are pissed because the DM killed their characters. OOC, the veteran screams at them, telling them it’s their own damn fault for not listening to the DM. After killing the goblins, the DM decides that one of the survived just to take pity on them. But the player didn’t want to play as a monk who got...”man-handled” by goblins, so they retired it early. After the session, the veteran helped the players make new characters while teaching them some basic combat. They all made a dwarf, an elf, and a Dragonborn. And came back next session.

    • @my_girl_seraphine5294
      @my_girl_seraphine5294 10 месяцев назад +4

      And they all made many higher roles after that

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 9 месяцев назад

      The veteran didn't scream at them! He's gotta save that shit for his roleplaying.

  • @tebjosh13
    @tebjosh13 6 лет назад +851

    The actors screams are amazing

    • @KravenErgeist
      @KravenErgeist 6 лет назад +90

      Seriously, even compared to the official dubs, their screams were...chilling.

    • @TerribilisScriptor
      @TerribilisScriptor 6 лет назад +128

      the scream of the mage when she got stabbed is fucking horrifying

    • @solopowermove2131
      @solopowermove2131 6 лет назад +39

      @@TerribilisScriptor the qualities of good acting lol

    • @magicash8701
      @magicash8701 6 лет назад +33

      Someone has a carrer in horror voice acting

    • @3dsmaster537
      @3dsmaster537 6 лет назад +46

      Don't forget the sword guy. 6:52 That scream rivals professionals

  • @Silva.S04
    @Silva.S04 4 года назад +467

    “Speaking of lies..”
    Kick the chair out the way
    “This is their goblin nest OF LIES!”
    It cracks me up😂😂

  • @MegaStephen321
    @MegaStephen321 5 лет назад +527

    GS: "Hey, we"re not on a name basis yet, whats your name"
    P: "My name is-
    GS: "WROONNGGG"
    Love that part, along with everything else. Great job👌

    • @robson2256
      @robson2256 5 лет назад +7

      "No names! Not in this line of work" And the party quest the Pristess repeats this to Lizard priest. These parodies are PURE GOLD!

  • @druidday3942
    @druidday3942 Год назад +11

    4 years in and this is still one of the best abridged series on the Internet

  • @Thx4daheadshots
    @Thx4daheadshots 6 лет назад +786

    We all should agree this needs more episodes

    • @daltonhickman4855
      @daltonhickman4855 6 лет назад +1

      Thx4daheadshots they are doing a season 2

    • @Thx4daheadshots
      @Thx4daheadshots 6 лет назад +15

      @@daltonhickman4855 I know they would but I want more of this version of goblin slayer it's to funny and kinda feels like a polar opposite of the original anime.

    • @daltonhickman4855
      @daltonhickman4855 6 лет назад

      Thx4daheadshots oh yah im sure they will

    • @nickdrawschicks3463
      @nickdrawschicks3463 6 лет назад

      Highly agree.

    • @bootwiththeloot4348
      @bootwiththeloot4348 6 лет назад

      Thx4daheadshots As if there were any other options.

  • @fostertiersky1716
    @fostertiersky1716 6 лет назад +704

    "What's your name?!"
    "My name is-"
    "WRONG! your name is priestess. No names. Not in this line of work." Ah so that's why nobody is ever called by their names in the show...

    • @matttaylor1996
      @matttaylor1996 5 лет назад +18

      do they even have names? best i can think of were their nicknames for tall scarred and slayer

    • @revampedchaos2822
      @revampedchaos2822 5 лет назад +52

      @@matttaylor1996 All the characters in the show are known by their titles: Goblin Slayer, Guild Girl, Priestess, etc. It's an allusion to DnD or RPG classes.

    • @WarM3chGaming
      @WarM3chGaming 5 лет назад

      In the actual show yes they have names

    • @fostertiersky1716
      @fostertiersky1716 5 лет назад +9

      John Constantine they have titles but not names

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 лет назад

      that's scene made me spill my milk from bowl

  • @NorthContact
    @NorthContact 6 лет назад +241

    WRONG! Your name is PRIESTESS! No names, not in this line of work.
    Absolutely Brilliant.

    • @ahmedtag3904
      @ahmedtag3904 6 лет назад +3

      yeah btw its weird that they didnt give the characters Names

    • @probably_seohyun
      @probably_seohyun 6 лет назад

      I think GS's name is Kyle (correct me) it sounds close to that...mught need to research it..

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 6 лет назад +2

      @@ahmedtag3904
      I don't think they are supposed to have names. Its all about their actions and not their names.

    • @milesmatheson1142
      @milesmatheson1142 6 лет назад +4

      Well, when there's a 98% mortality rate among adventurers, no names means no pesky emotions getting in the way of doing what you need to when the chips are down.

  • @Wishkeirs
    @Wishkeirs 2 года назад +15

    "can you evoke a sh*t?
    Cuz I don't give a sh*t!"
    A minute in and I'm already laughing-