Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human. Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.
Actually, she's following him to help him out of gratitude that slowly turns into adoration. Also to protect others from the force of nature that is the GS.
The series is named Goblin Slayer, The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer, His job is being a Goblin Slayer, His Title is Goblin Slayer, People only know him as Goblin Slayer.
I love how Priestess is largely unchanged in her personality but Goblin Slayer went from “edgelord who kills goblins because of severe past trauma” to “psychopathic maniac with an insatiable bloodlust specifically for goblins”
Why is it so accurate, I’m scared, I even have goblin slayer, doomguy, John 117, all JOJOs, John wick, one punch man, and etc, and my dnd buddies have even worse characters; this comment is scarily true
i would love if i could play a game like that, ive really never played because the people involved seemed.....boring? i think is the nice way of putting it lol
Best line from the anime: “Who are you...?” “Goblin Slayer.” Best line from this video: “I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “
"So, how was your first D&D session?" (Cleric weeps over bodies of murdered party members) "I take it you don't want to play again?" (Sniff) "I'd like to commit to a full campaign." ".....Really?"
"What is your name?" "My name is-" *violently rips arrow out of arm* "WRONG!!! Your name is Priestess! No names!" I really wish that the the only reason people's names are their job titles is because Goblin Slayer is an absolute lunatic.
I figured they didn't have names because most adventurers die early and it makes people mourn less over their eventual deaths (which is how some other anime reasoned about their characters never mentioning their names, but I forgot which one), but that works too
6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.
@@WorldWalker128Nah it’s ironic because it still subverted expectations. It’s true that it’s called “Endbringer” and you’d therefore expect it to bring about an end, but that end is expected to be the end of goblins, not its own wielder, which still makes it ironic.
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.
Whoever voice acted those screams surely should get a raise. It's like they condensed 4 whole years of utter pain and agony from fighting goblins into one!
It sounds like 4 years of repressed customer service trauma... but yeah, I have a feeling neighbours were told before she recorded them... maybe the cops too.
"Priestess! Where did these goblins come from? Why weren't you watching our rear?!" YOU'RE THE MARTIAL, YOU TELL ME! Why didn't YOU make a caster sandwich?! Slightly recovered Priestess in a sitrep to Guild Girl afterward: "Warrior, dead." Guild Girl: _completely unsurprised_ "Cause of death?" "Suicidal stupidity." Guild Girl: "Gonna be a fun message to send to his family." "Fighter..." _glances at Fighter Girl hugging herself in a blanket and sobbing_ "Suicidal stupidity." Guild Girl: "She's alive, though. More than I expected. Wizard?" "Dead." "Cause of death?" "Martials not guarding the casters, goblin poison, and a mercy killing by Goblin Slayer." Guild Girl: [surprised] "Not suicidal stupidity?" "Well... they all refused to retreat, bring potions, or scout ahead..." Guild Girl: _sighs_ "Time for my screaming break."
@@FiftyStates5 I was going by their canon codenames. Warrior is Tatsumi, Fighter is the monk girl. Not exactly useful at telling them apart, I know. Probably why GSA changed them.
@@kingnothing8570 basically it's being bored for majority of the time then randomly have a flashback about something that screwed you up and scream your head off. Gotta love those spicy memories
Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures. 1. Listen to your healer. 2. Scout ahead. 3. Bring potions and extra equipment. 4. Advance as a group. 5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous. That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless.. Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.
2 Things First: Priestess was the smartest character in that party Second: Considering the actual trauma Goblin Slayer experienced due to Goblins this is actually one of the many ways he could have turned out
I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.
This is a high quality abridged. You can see it on the fact that the voice actors microphones are studio level and they have quality editing like that little logo for titan storm.
Goblin Slayer went from being a fairly quiet talker to being the comic book version of Doom Guy “You’re huge! That means you’ve got huge GUTS! *RIP AND TEAR!!”*
Bunch of 1st level PCs decide to just run into a goblin lair,it's almost a TPK but the DM likes the cleric because she at least considered turning back and she started roleplaying in middle of the dungeon while everyone else was just being a dumbass so during the break he texted his friend,Dave to come join his table with his 8th level Slayer so the DM could save at least one PC. And yes, slayer is a class in Pathfinder. It's basically a fighter with sneak attack and something called 'studied target', so it fits perfectly.
@@MASHo1992 Well its kind of canon. It is based off of dnd anyways. In the manga, the priestess literally hands in a character sheet to sign up. A LITERAL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CHARACTER SHEET!
@@newtextdocument I think it's mostly based in Pathfinder. I don't have much experience with D&D but I know that Pathfinder enables you to multiclass just like Goblin Slayer (he is scout, ranger and something else). @Sasha Carter Wow, you must be fun at parties.
lol, yeah, I was nervous about that upcoming scene, and then I was like, oh, they're just skipping it without addressing it... Then they got me with that line...
I honestly thought the Goblins in this series just hacked the Fighter to death like the Warrior, totally skipping the most infamous scene of the pilot. I'm surprised the Fighter lived and that scene was sort-of addressed.
@@vampman87 They used the shadows of Warrior being cut down by multiple goblins again with Fighter but I think they replaced the sound of cutting/bleeding with the sound of beating to replace the... other scene.
In regards to "Titans Storm's" terrible, yet immanent, demise, a wise man once said... "Don't weep for the STUPID, you'll be crying all day." -Father Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Team Four Star).
Best part about abridging Goblin Slayer is that you can give Mr GS any whacko personality and lines cos there isn't any lip movement or facial expression to have to manage.
Honestly the vibe i get from this, is that a DND party went and got themselves TPK'd by goblins, and the fighter developed a grudge and made a backup character on the spot, followed shortly after by the others.
I kind of always thought of it more as the party got TPK'd, the DM didn't know how to salvage the session and suddenly another player showed up with a character from another Campaign the DM had run. The DM decided "Well somebody's gotta save these poor bastards." and let him play that character. At least that's the premise I would go for if I was turning this series into a Campaign comic.
@@phillipribbink6903 I think that's pretty much what happened. In the manga there's a lot of references to the gods playing a game using mortals as the pieces and when everyone almost dies they directly reference dice being rolled for GS to get back up
@@phillipribbink6903 >fighter gets ganked fighter: hey DM, remember that one shot we ran where i had my berserker/ranger who hated goblins? DM: yeah? fighter: still got the character sheet DM:....you ok with not getting XP till the other players match your level? fighter, slapping down the sheet on the table: as long as i get to kill GOBLINS? fuck yeah.
@@lord_wyran I love the comedy of that situation, but at the same time I don't think somebody who played a character as experienced at killing Goblins as Goblin Slayer's player clearly is. Would have gotten killed as easily as the Fighter did. Then again, a Natural 1 has been known to tank whole campaigns, even with experienced players.
@@phillipribbink6903 I mean, I you're playing a low level fighter and you're actually role playing then you could fuck up intentionally just because you're playing a rookie.
Way to take advantage of the fact that Goblin Slayer never takes off his helmet. No need to find a frame or scene when he's talking since you can make him talk anytime you want. Like Team Four Star did with the voices inside Piccollo's head.
as an actual dnd player, TS angers me beyond reason. 1, did not check for traps 2, did not scout the area 3, entirely glass cannon party 4, s p l i t t i n g t h e p a r t y
some dood its a cave they also could have looked for multiple entrances and if none were found start a fire at the entrance then block off the entrance to take all the oxygen out of the cave or at the very least fill it with smoke to make them easier to sneak up on.
@@yip_the_yap Their deaths were anything but glorious. They died in indignity, massacred by low-level foes. Finely minced, stabbed with a dagger covered in shit, and basted in goblin splooge are all fates that fail to qualify as "glorious".
"Were you holding out a 4th level Neutralize Poison spell? You got your god on *speed dial*, girlie!?" Welp... putting this character type on the must-play list for any future campaigns I'm in.
I want to point out something. in the other series where he was first starting he was actually like that. manganelo.com/chapter/dhox263071555134154/chapter_15
@@Toneill029 that's not 100% true. If you're good at it people notice because most people half ass it. Healers, support and tanks that are good and don't need to be reminded are very much in demand. But finding competent people across the board is hard due to the Damage Dealer role as most don't understand that managing hate or enmity or whatever term is being used is the whole party's responsibility.
I have watched this series a few times now and i have to admit that i can feel that scream in my bones. You can feel the pure pain and suffering in that scream. The VA did amazing with that scream.
Hi this may sound irrelevant but what are these type of animes called are they called adventure or something. Your comment was 4 weaks ago so that's why I asked you.
@@qandilrockstar5685 Isekai (Japanese: 異世界, transl. "different world") is the portal fantasy subgenre of Japanese light novels, manga, anime, and video games. Isekai works revolve around a normal person from Earth being transported to, reborn, or trapped in a parallel universe, usually a fantasy world.
Lines "I'm... still... alive...","Not for long~" and "Happy birthday!~" got me laughing hysterically not gonna lie. I don't care about"dark fantasy crap - this is mood booster
@@anothercrayonmuncher5537 Honestly, at this point that part just goes through my mind seeing all the christmas stuff in shops before december. *IT'S NOVEMBER!*
@@hugoruela9226 I think they just meant that since his face is hidden, they don't have to deal with mouth flaps, which is the bane of any abridged series.
@@lookatthepicture4107 the Happy BDay goblin was a shaman, the merry Xmas was a speared one. The most important point is they are filled with Gawblin vomit and Gawblin lies!
never heard it put like that? did you even watch the show. Yes, he didn't EXACTLY word it like that, but he basically said the same thing. And I quote, "Good goblin? Hm, maybe.... The only good goblin is one that never crawls out of its hole."
@@MellowMuch I said "never heard it put QUITE like that before." In the actual anime, he may have said something similar, but he didn't say those exact words. And even when I said that, I was referring to all the times I've heard the phrase "the only good ___ is a dead ___." I've just never heard that second part added on before.
A DM starts a session with 4 new players and one veteran who will be there after work. The DM tries telling the new players what to do, but the fighter keeps interrupting them. So the DM decides to just give them a practice fight against the goblins, not expecting everyone to roll so low. Then the veteran shows up, getting the gist of the situation and shows up in character. He saves the cleric and the other three are pissed because the DM killed their characters. OOC, the veteran screams at them, telling them it’s their own damn fault for not listening to the DM. After killing the goblins, the DM decides that one of the survived just to take pity on them. But the player didn’t want to play as a monk who got...”man-handled” by goblins, so they retired it early. After the session, the veteran helped the players make new characters while teaching them some basic combat. They all made a dwarf, an elf, and a Dragonborn. And came back next session.
@@daltonhickman4855 I know they would but I want more of this version of goblin slayer it's to funny and kinda feels like a polar opposite of the original anime.
"What's your name?!" "My name is-" "WRONG! your name is priestess. No names. Not in this line of work." Ah so that's why nobody is ever called by their names in the show...
@@matttaylor1996 All the characters in the show are known by their titles: Goblin Slayer, Guild Girl, Priestess, etc. It's an allusion to DnD or RPG classes.
Well, when there's a 98% mortality rate among adventurers, no names means no pesky emotions getting in the way of doing what you need to when the chips are down.
Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human.
Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.
True
Is it depressing to say the abridged version is more of a lifelike scenario😂
i see no difference here.
@@necrochemical5572 you’ll find that most of the best in their field are crazy
Actually, she's following him to help him out of gratitude that slowly turns into adoration. Also to protect others from the force of nature that is the GS.
The series is named Goblin Slayer,
The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer,
His job is being a Goblin Slayer,
His Title is Goblin Slayer,
People only know him as Goblin Slayer.
We know him as THE GOBLINATOR
We also know him as the GAWBLIN SLAYER
The lack of names in the show... it disturbs me
Its simple
@@devilred18 GOBLINS?!
“The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!” Pure Gold.
Im stealing it for a dnd character. I dont know how Ill implement it, but I will.
Adam M Dew it
You fell for it I cast death
@@adamm5166 we are
*GoblinSlaying Boner arises*
I love how Priestess is largely unchanged in her personality but Goblin Slayer went from “edgelord who kills goblins because of severe past trauma” to “psychopathic maniac with an insatiable bloodlust specifically for goblins”
Gawwwblinnnsss.
@@xzenitramx666GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
Man really saw 'favored enemy' and 'Foe slayer's and never looked back
Ehhh looks like it's going to be a more exacerbated version of it. Taken to an absurdist angle of him coping with it.
-blood- lust
Goblin Slayer: what people think DND is like.
Goblin Slayer Abridged: what DND is actually like.
Totally relatable! While I was DMing a campaign, this happens.
Pathfinder
The Black Otaku It’s not your fault they stopped coming to games, they’re the ones missing out!
@@izzy_theog9658 one player once yelled Oh God! RUNAWAY! FULL RETREAT!
I was once part of a session where a dude made a grenade go off in his hand and he lived. Course he did roll like it was a fucking miracle.
Goblin slayer, how dnd stories get told, Goblin slayer abridged what actualy hapens at the table
can confirm.
Verified as true
Why is it so accurate, I’m scared, I even have goblin slayer, doomguy, John 117, all JOJOs, John wick, one punch man, and etc, and my dnd buddies have even worse characters; this comment is scarily true
this happened to my D&D party before but it was kobolds
i would love if i could play a game like that, ive really never played because the people involved seemed.....boring? i think is the nice way of putting it lol
Best line from the anime:
“Who are you...?”
“Goblin Slayer.”
Best line from this video:
“I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “
Poison Viper456 that’s straight up best line though
beans
"Now theres a pig? Whats a pug doing here? Ah no matter?"
@@tronilicious6278 you more slaying
BEANS
"The only good goblin is a dead goblin. Now let's make these goblins GOOD!"
Now that's good writing.
Nothing gooder! This is am the goodest! Eat your heart out shakespear.
It came from a speech patton gave on the Japanese.
"So, how was your first D&D session?"
(Cleric weeps over bodies of murdered party members)
"I take it you don't want to play again?"
(Sniff) "I'd like to commit to a full campaign."
".....Really?"
HAHHAHAHAHH 😭😭😭😭
Holy sheet
😄😅😨😰😭
That seems accurate
I really don't want to be that guy, but what this have to do with the video?
Goblin slayer is just a medieval doom guy.
*Slays goblins with malicious intent*
*Slays Goblins with religious intent*
Accurate
Well he has to contest with Guts for Medieval Doom Slayer
Jesse Discon and both were sired by Artorias
I'm pretty sure that is actually true in real life since I think they used the cgi movements for the doom games
"What is your name?"
"My name is-"
*violently rips arrow out of arm*
"WRONG!!! Your name is Priestess! No names!"
I really wish that the the only reason people's names are their job titles is because Goblin Slayer is an absolute lunatic.
Idk why but I got meatcanyon vibes
Names take too much memory, memory needed for GOBLIN SLAYING TACTICS!!
It took me a long time before i realized that this show never uses proper names.
This was just so fucking hilarious
I just realized since none of these characters actually have names, GS saying “we’re not on a name basis yet” actually makes sense.
In goblin Slayer no one has names which is very weird.
@@GreenDude_GamingThe creator did that so the audience could more easily imagine themselves as the characters
I figured they didn't have names because most adventurers die early and it makes people mourn less over their eventual deaths (which is how some other anime reasoned about their characters never mentioning their names, but I forgot which one), but that works too
@@Dragonoid269 literally no one has names for example cowgirl's name is just cowgirl. By cowgirl I'm referring to that girl that works on the farm.
@@GreenDude_Gaming Goblin slayer is the only character with a real name, Orcbolg
GS's personality in this Abridged is what I imagine his brain works in the Canon series.
CaptZealot does he not sound like that one character from borderlands?
@@MOGARISREADY36 Meat Bicycle \('-')/
@@MOGARISREADY36 REDRUM!
@@MOGARISREADY36 Kreig the Pysho ?
A new miniseries: Goblin Slayer’s Mind
Tatsumi dies and the captions are: "tatsumi gets akame ga killed"
I love this already
Ikr probably funniest part of this episode
Aww man now I have the series all over again. But thanks ☺️☺️☺️
8:16 "goblins laughing at best girl" Well, that's what they do!😂
*goblins slayer boner rises*
lmao same
6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.
It was recorded on bikini-line day.
The scream haunts my nightmare by which I mean even my nightmares are terrified
what is bikiline day?
@@White_Night_Demon He's referring to waxing hair, as many women deal with their pubic hair that way.
oh...that would hurt....waxing your hair....
I love how his sword is called "Endbringer" and then, ironically, brought him his end.
“I’m named Endbringer…but between the Goblins and the boy, I’m not ending the goblins today”
you mean 'poetically', right? If it was an ironic situation it would have saved his life.
@@WorldWalker128Nah it’s ironic because it still subverted expectations. It’s true that it’s called “Endbringer” and you’d therefore expect it to bring about an end, but that end is expected to be the end of goblins, not its own wielder, which still makes it ironic.
he did not know how to use a sword.
"End... bringer? What a dumb name. It's a dumb name for a dumb sword! Welcome to the arsenal, Endbringer. Daddy loves you~"
Goblin Slayer talking just like comic book Doom Guy is a stroke of genius.
I LOVE it
Doom has a comic?
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior yup
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.
@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It's where "Rip and Tear" is from
**priestess having emotional breakdown**
**GS having the time of his life**
(Goblin slayer noises)
@@MrJustonemorevoice *pig noises*
WAIT!
*lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*
Priestess: AAAAAHHHH
Goblin Slayer: I had... the time of my liiiiiiife
Episode one of the actual show in a nutshell.
Most of the anime in a nutshell, really.
Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin?"
Goblin Chow: "Not important!"
Narrator: "But it was. It was very important."
I totally imagine Ron Howard as the narrator for that idea.
@@RichardX1 is that the dude from the Stanley parable bc if so I totally agree (different guy sadly)
@@zer0skillz725 I instantly thought of that voice.
I can't "Goblin Chow"
Whoever voice acted those screams surely should get a raise. It's like they condensed 4 whole years of utter pain and agony from fighting goblins into one!
It sounds like 4 years of repressed customer service trauma... but yeah, I have a feeling neighbours were told before she recorded them... maybe the cops too.
Seriously, that first scream from the mage was HAUNTING. Very well done.
"Exactly! They should have listened to you! They might have lived. NOW LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!" - I love the way this is written.
Show: goblin slayer = doom guy
Abridged: goblin slayer = Deadpool on drugs as a borderlands 2 character
Phoenix King correction, Deadpool on about a galaxys worth of crack cocaine, because I think Deadpool is naturally on drugs
Doomslayer can kick Goblin Slayers ass, change my mind
@@angryastartes1702 thats true but he's technically doom slayer that much much much weaker but his has FULL OF RAGE.
so basically deadpool as a psycho ? or even krieg to give an actual playable character(love krieg btw)
Phoenix King oh dear god
"I'm sorry they took your clothes _and did nothing else."_
Pokerface first time I thought da faq but got used to it
Goblins sure love playing dress up in women's clothes. That's why they're always stealing them, the little scamps!
@@sniptaclar5568 as you do
4kids
MrRay568 I think this is the first time where censoring the original scene actually helped.
"Priestess! Where did these goblins come from? Why weren't you watching our rear?!"
YOU'RE THE MARTIAL, YOU TELL ME! Why didn't YOU make a caster sandwich?!
Slightly recovered Priestess in a sitrep to Guild Girl afterward:
"Warrior, dead."
Guild Girl: _completely unsurprised_ "Cause of death?"
"Suicidal stupidity."
Guild Girl: "Gonna be a fun message to send to his family."
"Fighter..." _glances at Fighter Girl hugging herself in a blanket and sobbing_ "Suicidal stupidity."
Guild Girl: "She's alive, though. More than I expected. Wizard?"
"Dead."
"Cause of death?"
"Martials not guarding the casters, goblin poison, and a mercy killing by Goblin Slayer."
Guild Girl: [surprised] "Not suicidal stupidity?"
"Well... they all refused to retreat, bring potions, or scout ahead..."
Guild Girl: _sighs_ "Time for my screaming break."
Fighter died, monk girl lived
@@FiftyStates5 I was going by their canon codenames. Warrior is Tatsumi, Fighter is the monk girl. Not exactly useful at telling them apart, I know. Probably why GSA changed them.
About the monk girl: that was a premonition
Anime GS: PTSD.
This GS: ADHD.
Are they the same? *Yes but actually no.*
I Actualy have both
@@theodoreprovencio9097 so like do you just randomly jump to a new topic from horrible flashbacks I mean how do those conditions interact.
@@kingnothing8570 basically it's being bored for majority of the time then randomly have a flashback about something that screwed you up and scream your head off. Gotta love those spicy memories
More like
Goblin Slayer anime: People thinks D&D looks like
Goblin Slayer Abridged: How D&D actually looks like
I can agree
“lvl 10 goblin sniffing.” Jesus who ever did the subtitles had way to much fun.
*BIG SNIFF*
I actually started to say this out loud every time I sense a strange smell
*violent laughter*
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!
Whoever made this had too much fun
"Merry Christmas!"
"NO IT'S NOVEMBER!"
You tell 'em GS.
Those piece of shit goblins always lie.
a lot of goblins failed no nut November in the making of this anime lol
C_Squint
Under it is great to find a fellow person of logic.
now it's December
No Nut November is already over you dingus!
“Feels good, riiiiiiight?”😏
“I feel violated.”🥺
“GOOD! You passed the tenth goblin test!”😀
“Hooraaaaaahahaaaaaaay”😭
Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures.
1. Listen to your healer.
2. Scout ahead.
3. Bring potions and extra equipment.
4. Advance as a group.
5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous.
That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless..
Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.
"the weaker the monster, the more there will be"
6: wear actual fu**ing armour rather than easy to tear cloths
6.5 WEAR A HELMET IF YOU DONT WANT TO JACKSON POLLOCK YOUR BRAINS
Improvise flamethrower and gas mask for caves.
No.
1. Cast EXPLOSION.
Is that really a parody? This seems very... accurate.
Well, The show is a parody itself soooo
@@1Manhunt7 the title literally have the word abridged
They're just removing the seriousness from the original show
I like it more better
Because it's nod diluted with anime tropes. Only GAAAWBLIN SLAYIN'
"I'm so sorry they took your clothes and only did that and nothing else possible"
Oh god
The 4kids dub
I mean the goblin kids did have to come from somewhere
@@christophermorris9816 Yeah, the green moon.
@@coachlombardi9657according to the extended lore the girl was pregnant and she killed herself apparently
@@xenomorph733nope not truw
He really is the embodiment of “Find a job that you love.”
Forgot how brutal this show was, and this parody made it seem even more brutal.
This was amazing moree
just murder innocent kids
I felt disgusted when they died I've seen things that traumatized me but this is not one of them
Brutal? I've seen worse.
@@whatwhat98 oh this wasn't brutal just disgusting the way they died and fell hurt me
2 Things
First: Priestess was the smartest character in that party
Second: Considering the actual trauma Goblin Slayer experienced due to Goblins this is actually one of the many ways he could have turned out
Tru dat
Yea a psycho goblin blood hungry hillbilly
Please tell me you guys had the subtitles turned on while watching this... believe me, it’s worth it. And makes him all the more accurate
@@codyralston1372 nah learn Japanese so people don't corrupt anime by making translation change. No subtitles
Jorge Hernandez Tf I look like learning an entire language just to watch some cartoons.
I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.
This is a high quality abridged. You can see it on the fact that the voice actors microphones are studio level and they have quality editing like that little logo for titan storm.
damn thats a cool fact
bah, who reads anyways? when u can get a faithful adaption.
It's legitimately on par with TeamFourStar.
Only recently noticed the captions are funny, such as how the fighting sounds are captioned during the swordman going down.
"Baby goblins?"
"Disgusting isn't it? These godless wretches multiply like insects.."
Lmal
Goblin Slayer: The legend
Goblin Slayer Abridged: What really happen
Edit: This is Epic thanks
lol Titan Storm!!
The Legndarier.
Considering this is D&D yes it’s what really happened
That chick got raped in the real one.
This is gold lmao 😂💯💥
Goblin Slayer went from being a fairly quiet talker to being the comic book version of Doom Guy
“You’re huge! That means you’ve got huge GUTS! *RIP AND TEAR!!”*
NOW YOU'RE RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!
THE CHAINSAW!! THE GREAT EQUALIZER
RIP AND TEAR!
DEUS VULT!
No matter what, Goblin Slayer will always be Doomguy in some shape or form.
@@theguy3851
*RIP AND TEAR!*
*DEUS VULT!*
I can't watch the original anymore without hearing these voices.
Goooblins
The captions are fantastic
"GAAWBLINS!"
i made my friend watch this before the original and he was convinced i put on a hentai at one point
Overseer Cain is it ok that I got turned on by this video
Titan stoooorrm
Priestess: “What are you?”
GS: “Slayer. Goblin Slayer.”
Also Priestess: “No I mean your name not your job title!”
"THAT TIME TATSUMI GOT REINCARNATED AS *NOT* A PROTAGONIST"
Goblin slayer sounds like a navy seal who just eat alot of shrooms and start taking notes from the joker or his just crazy 😏
He's more badass in this abridged then the others and the original show
When you forget to equip plot armor
Future_Vantas Yup
@@Future_Vantas And the skills "Main Character Bullshit" and "Friendship no jutsu"
Bunch of 1st level PCs decide to just run into a goblin lair,it's almost a TPK but the DM likes the cleric because she at least considered turning back and she started roleplaying in middle of the dungeon while everyone else was just being a dumbass so during the break he texted his friend,Dave to come join his table with his 8th level Slayer so the DM could save at least one PC.
And yes, slayer is a class in Pathfinder. It's basically a fighter with sneak attack and something called 'studied target', so it fits perfectly.
This is now the canon in my head.
if I had a DM introduce content like this, balanced like this, I'd leave the table.
@@MASHo1992 Well its kind of canon. It is based off of dnd anyways. In the manga, the priestess literally hands in a character sheet to sign up. A LITERAL DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CHARACTER SHEET!
@@newtextdocument I think it's mostly based in Pathfinder. I don't have much experience with D&D but I know that Pathfinder enables you to multiclass just like Goblin Slayer (he is scout, ranger and something else).
@Sasha Carter Wow, you must be fun at parties.
@MASHo1992 DnD also allows multiclass.
This came out so amazing omg!! Thank you so much for having me be apart of this :D
You did amazing
Who did you play?
She played the priestess. Nicely done ChiChi. Can’t wait for episode 2.
Please... take care of that Goblin Slayer Berserker.
Your VOice acting was perfect.
“I cast death” best line ever
I still prefer "I CAST FIST"
“I’m...still alive....”
“NOT FOR LONG!!!”
Wow they really overdue the goblin slayer dark just dark
Lol
Rest now soldier. Goblin Slayer's here...
@@shadowstrider8295 GS is enjoying pain on goblins and smile on wounded humans jerk 😏
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“I’m sorry that they took your clothes and ONLY did that and did nothing else possible” oh merciful earth mother that line got me good
lol, yeah, I was nervous about that upcoming scene, and then I was like, oh, they're just skipping it without addressing it... Then they got me with that line...
I honestly thought the Goblins in this series just hacked the Fighter to death like the Warrior, totally skipping the most infamous scene of the pilot. I'm surprised the Fighter lived and that scene was sort-of addressed.
Lol!
@@vampman87 They used the shadows of Warrior being cut down by multiple goblins again with Fighter but I think they replaced the sound of cutting/bleeding with the sound of beating to replace the... other scene.
"They just... stood there... giggling, perversely! It was like Grand Master Hoi all over again!"
In regards to "Titans Storm's" terrible, yet immanent, demise, a wise man once said...
"Don't weep for the STUPID, you'll be crying all day."
-Father Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Team Four Star).
God bless him, I hope he’s killing heathens in heaven. The true OG abridged character
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
“The steps I normally take to avoid idiots like you are really, really fast ones.”
_ya filthy protestant bastard_ intensifies
I'm certain he'd love this place...
Best part about abridging Goblin Slayer is that you can give Mr GS any whacko personality and lines cos there isn't any lip movement or facial expression to have to manage.
"The only good goblin is a dead goblin NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" had me dead XD
Jeez 3.6k
You mean it had you "good".
THE ONLY GOOD FORTNITE DANCER IS A DEAD FORTNITE DANCER, NOW LETS MAKE EM GOOD!
Want to thumbs up, but it's currently at 666 thumbs sooo.....
Funniest thing I’ve seen all night
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“You got your god on speed dial girly?” Is probably the best line of all time
You better be able to pray fast! OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE FAST!
NOW DRINK YOUR GODDDAMN MEDICINE!
It's goblin pee-pee
Follow it with Kirito's "Good news, there's no need to look for your God anymore. He's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy."
Mad respect for the person who said that
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
"Fan the flames, mold the metal, we are raising an army"
"They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them faster."
sorry for breaking the change but, is this a dark souls reference??
@@flxmingo7757 Nah, darkest dungeon
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
I love how in the actual show, he explains what they did wrong, in terms of equipment
9:24 The subtitles are great:
“I’m still alive :’(.”
“Not for long!:D”
That smile :D killed me 😂
background music
Tatsumi getting Akame ga Killed
"Rest now soldier GOBLIN SLAYER IS HERE"
"tatsumi getting akame ga killed"
Honestly the vibe i get from this, is that a DND party went and got themselves TPK'd by goblins, and the fighter developed a grudge and made a backup character on the spot, followed shortly after by the others.
I kind of always thought of it more as the party got TPK'd, the DM didn't know how to salvage the session and suddenly another player showed up with a character from another Campaign the DM had run. The DM decided "Well somebody's gotta save these poor bastards." and let him play that character. At least that's the premise I would go for if I was turning this series into a Campaign comic.
@@phillipribbink6903 I think that's pretty much what happened. In the manga there's a lot of references to the gods playing a game using mortals as the pieces and when everyone almost dies they directly reference dice being rolled for GS to get back up
@@phillipribbink6903 >fighter gets ganked
fighter: hey DM, remember that one shot we ran where i had my berserker/ranger who hated goblins?
DM: yeah?
fighter: still got the character sheet
DM:....you ok with not getting XP till the other players match your level?
fighter, slapping down the sheet on the table: as long as i get to kill GOBLINS? fuck yeah.
@@lord_wyran I love the comedy of that situation, but at the same time I don't think somebody who played a character as experienced at killing Goblins as Goblin Slayer's player clearly is. Would have gotten killed as easily as the Fighter did. Then again, a Natural 1 has been known to tank whole campaigns, even with experienced players.
@@phillipribbink6903 I mean, I you're playing a low level fighter and you're actually role playing then you could fuck up intentionally just because you're playing a rookie.
"Wait, no, that's not it either. Oh well, I'll get it right."
*Over-the-shoulder death omen*
"S o o n ."
The best *Soon* i've heard in a good while.
Bro that shit had me rolling
My favourite line from any anime, abridged or otherwise is the "nope. **Try better**"
Just perfect taunt and the confidence of that man... Wow
That whole section was incredible.
"That's not stabbin' either. I'll get it right..." *menacing camera zoom on his helmet* "Soon."
RIP Titan Storm
Yay fuck that titan storm
They live on as the Titan Low Pressure Front
@@bushy_sleevies well, the goblins did. sooooo, you're right.
Who?
F
"4kids: I'm sorry they took your clothes and did NOTHING ELSE" 😂
the girl got raped by goblins
wOw YoU dOnT fUcKiNg SaY
@@dirtyharry0191 i fucking said it, fight me if you angry
@@cursed3546 r / whoosh
Brava
Grimjack is voicing Goblin Slayer like he’s a mad man, perfect
Peewee Weepee ikr
what do you mean "like" a mad man
*mad lad
Well he is.
Doom guy
This is fucking art, my god, I can't wait to see the rest of the episodes.
Goblin: Merrry Christmaaas.
GS: NO, it's November! NOVEMBER!!!!!
Goblins... full of lies... GOBLIN LIES!
Hilariously this November.
I feel the same way, every year
And you JUST broke the no nut rule
So they basically copied the dragon ball z abridged slug movie by teamfourstar
Goblin Slayer Official: Doom Slayer in the games
Goblin Slayer Abridged: Doom Slayer in the comics
PERFECT comparison
I'm pretty sure they Actualy used the cgi from this show for the doom games
Brad Hawkins, the motion capture artist for Doom Slayer is also the English VA for Goblin Slayer.
Ahh yes atleast someone has the bright Idea to combine Doom Slayer and Goblin Slayer
Now he's radioactive! That can't be good!
How have you turned GS into someone even more insane, I love you guys.
he's almost like deadpool , but more GS-ish
He kind of sounds like Alex Jones to me when he's on a rant it's kind of funny.
Top hat minion.
I guess, I don’t find Alex Jones or anything he does funny, even in an ironic sense.
I think the trick was matching his words to his mindset and actions in a more personified form. This was beautifully done.
Sounds heavily inspired by the DOOM guy from the old comics.
"NOW DRINK YOUR GODDAMN MEDICINE"
"It's goblin pee pee"
He sounds like a damn drill sergeant and i love it
(loud coughing)"WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y?!?!?!?"
Way to take advantage of the fact that Goblin Slayer never takes off his helmet. No need to find a frame or scene when he's talking since you can make him talk anytime you want. Like Team Four Star did with the voices inside Piccollo's head.
Got it.
Somebody turned his ass
Into a Maniacal stereotypical drill sergeant
And i love it.
Yes sir master chief
I’m getting Sarge from Red vs Blue vibes
Naw
Just made him uncontrollably unhinged
Mixed with Vegeta from tfs.
Who wouldn't be unhinged after having the job of giving incompetents the means to maybe survive.
Watch it with subtitles, there's an entire extra layer of fun hidden in there.
Brandon Weaver
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!
Kinda messed up man
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" 😂 I'm so glad I looked at the comments before getting to far into the video.
"even more goblin suffering" lol
*goblin slayer noises*
Bruh, the voice acting at 6:08 is just Evangelion levels of wow.
as an actual dnd player, TS angers me beyond reason.
1, did not check for traps
2, did not scout the area
3, entirely glass cannon party
4, s p l i t t i n g t h e p a r t y
some dood its a cave they also could have looked for multiple entrances and if none were found start a fire at the entrance then block off the entrance to take all the oxygen out of the cave or at the very least fill it with smoke to make them easier to sneak up on.
But they did accomplish a *_glorious death!_* You know what they say, can't have a great victory without fallen heroes. Several preferably.
@@yip_the_yap Their deaths were anything but glorious. They died in indignity, massacred by low-level foes. Finely minced, stabbed with a dagger covered in shit, and basted in goblin splooge are all fates that fail to qualify as "glorious".
@@maximsavage Ah true, but no one needs to know that.
@Tin Watchman too true. They wanted Charisma to be higher, obviously they should've looked for a professional
"Were you holding out a 4th level Neutralize Poison spell? You got your god on *speed dial*, girlie!?"
Welp... putting this character type on the must-play list for any future campaigns I'm in.
Deadpool jokes aside, I honestly love this guy's alternate take on Goblin Slayer's insanity
I agree
I want to point out something. in the other series where he was first starting he was actually like that. manganelo.com/chapter/dhox263071555134154/chapter_15
They just took original goblin slayers thoughts and made them vocal.
@@WarsunGames thanks
I love how precious and adorable the Priestess is even in parody.
“She can’t even evoke a rabbit, she’s clearly the weakling.”
Honestly this is the best abridged GS. And will always be.
6:18 imagine leaving your spellcasters behind and getting mad when they get jumped.
in any team based game ever
ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A HEALER.
"Need healing!!' said the person across the world
@@johnynoway9127 support class types are usually ignored until they are needed.
@@mikevignola4213
And when someone takes up the mantle they’re treated like a burden or a slave.
A vicious cycle
@@Toneill029 that's not 100% true. If you're good at it people notice because most people half ass it. Healers, support and tanks that are good and don't need to be reminded are very much in demand.
But finding competent people across the board is hard due to the Damage Dealer role as most don't understand that managing hate or enmity or whatever term is being used is the whole party's responsibility.
Overwatch in one sentence
6:08 That was actually a pretty good scream, props to the voice actress.
Yeah, that scream is honestly more terrified and more unsettling than the original.
Even in horror movies I never heard a scream of pain as perfect at this one.
"TITAN STARRRR, STARRIN ALL THE TITANNNNN"
It sent shivers.
Don’t forget at 7:36
I have watched this series a few times now and i have to admit that i can feel that scream in my bones. You can feel the pure pain and suffering in that scream. The VA did amazing with that scream.
Goblin slayer: *sees goblin* No one hates goblins more than,
Abridged goblin slayer: MINEMINEMINEMINE!
Hi this may sound irrelevant but what are these type of animes called are they called adventure or something. Your comment was 4 weaks ago so that's why I asked you.
@@qandilrockstar5685 Isekai (Japanese: 異世界, transl. "different world") is the portal fantasy subgenre of Japanese light novels, manga, anime, and video games. Isekai works revolve around a normal person from Earth being transported to, reborn, or trapped in a parallel universe, usually a fantasy world.
@@10WTF011 thanks friend Sheeesh there are alot of types of animes outthere but this one is really interesting
@@qandilrockstar5685 dark fantasy.
TheHoodedBrony
I mean no one was transported into the world of Goblin Slayer
“Rest now Soldier, Goblin Slayer is here” ‘kills Wizard’
“We could’ve saved her!”
“Could we? COULD WE!”
I mean, we could've...
Am pretty sure they stabbed her in a vital organ like bedridden with and infection for the rest or ur life this is medieval times
Something something no antidotes oh well GAWBLINSSSS
@@thesenate9564 a 3rd level cleric could, but we have some e6 campaign fighter and a lvl 1 cleric
@@thesenate9564 Knife was poisoned, by the time they got out the wizard would be dead
"Evocation", "Conjuration", "Slots".....I love how many D&D references there are.
=D
Fool... There needs to be MORE!
@@grimmjack did you guys really made him sound like soldier with PTSD 😁
I died at the Spell Slots
When you are trying to grow back someone's tongue with lesser restoration and roll a nat 20. Twas a mute elf too
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Lines "I'm... still... alive...","Not for long~" and "Happy birthday!~"
got me laughing hysterically not gonna lie. I don't care about"dark fantasy crap - this is mood booster
"The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin, NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOOD!!!!"
My sides, I can't breathe XD
"I'm... still ....alive."
"Not for long!"
Hahaha just about killed me too
Not just you 😂
Pretty sure it killed her too
I actually cracked up so hard when the goblin shaman was casting a spell with "Happy birthday," and "Merry Christmas."
the funnier part was his response "IT'S NOVEMBER" *BASHES HEAD IN GOBLIN SLAYER*
Even funnier if you _actually_ watch it at November.
@@anothercrayonmuncher5537 Honestly, at this point that part just goes through my mind seeing all the christmas stuff in shops before december. *IT'S NOVEMBER!*
@@Asmo_Lay I just did.
watching at December
I love the subtitles for this “preistess having an emotional breakdown GS having the time of his life”
This is great because you never see GS's face so you can make him say all the crazy shit you want, and it seems you took full advantage of that
On the Manga you have a glimpse of his face. Way more normal than what I had imagined tbh
@@hugoruela9226 I think they just meant that since his face is hidden, they don't have to deal with mouth flaps, which is the bane of any abridged series.
"Time to cast my spell... I cast... DEATH!" LOL best writing ever.
Sounds of goblins burning to death, now THAT's magic!!!! XD
love how the real and the abridged goblinslayer both HATE goblins but one is really aggresive and one is really calm
Doomslayer in canon versus you playing him
@@mjcaboose3479 basically
More like one rages like a fire while the other quietly seethes
@@mjcaboose3479
More like Doomslayer and Kriege from Borderlands.
If I had a $1 bill for every time the word "Goblin" was said in this series...
You'd have 235 dollars being sent to your PayPal now
“Merry Christmas”
*smashes head with club*
“It’s NOVEMBER! NOVEMBER!!!”
Goblins are full of lies!!
just look at the picture 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The other goblin also lied. The chance of GS actually having a birthday is low enough...
@@strubberyg7451
Is the same Goblin actually...
@@lookatthepicture4107 the Happy BDay goblin was a shaman, the merry Xmas was a speared one.
The most important point is they are filled with Gawblin vomit and Gawblin lies!
"The only good goblin's a dead goblin; now let's make these goblins good" ... Huh... Never heard it put quite like that before.
wasted 'kill the younglings' reference potential
Nah its pretty good, yeah but now they are Good Younglins... and pig.
never heard it put like that? did you even watch the show. Yes, he didn't EXACTLY word it like that, but he basically said the same thing. And I quote, "Good goblin? Hm, maybe.... The only good goblin is one that never crawls out of its hole."
@@MellowMuch I said "never heard it put QUITE like that before." In the actual anime, he may have said something similar, but he didn't say those exact words. And even when I said that, I was referring to all the times I've heard the phrase "the only good ___ is a dead ___." I've just never heard that second part added on before.
@@whitenoise8397 The first part is OK but the 2nd is just maniac
Those screams when the party was getting killed were too good, like, I FELT those screams
A DM starts a session with 4 new players and one veteran who will be there after work. The DM tries telling the new players what to do, but the fighter keeps interrupting them. So the DM decides to just give them a practice fight against the goblins, not expecting everyone to roll so low. Then the veteran shows up, getting the gist of the situation and shows up in character. He saves the cleric and the other three are pissed because the DM killed their characters. OOC, the veteran screams at them, telling them it’s their own damn fault for not listening to the DM. After killing the goblins, the DM decides that one of the survived just to take pity on them. But the player didn’t want to play as a monk who got...”man-handled” by goblins, so they retired it early. After the session, the veteran helped the players make new characters while teaching them some basic combat. They all made a dwarf, an elf, and a Dragonborn. And came back next session.
And they all made many higher roles after that
The veteran didn't scream at them! He's gotta save that shit for his roleplaying.
The actors screams are amazing
Seriously, even compared to the official dubs, their screams were...chilling.
the scream of the mage when she got stabbed is fucking horrifying
@@TerribilisScriptor the qualities of good acting lol
Someone has a carrer in horror voice acting
Don't forget the sword guy. 6:52 That scream rivals professionals
“Speaking of lies..”
Kick the chair out the way
“This is their goblin nest OF LIES!”
It cracks me up😂😂
GS: "Hey, we"re not on a name basis yet, whats your name"
P: "My name is-
GS: "WROONNGGG"
Love that part, along with everything else. Great job👌
"No names! Not in this line of work" And the party quest the Pristess repeats this to Lizard priest. These parodies are PURE GOLD!
4 years in and this is still one of the best abridged series on the Internet
We all should agree this needs more episodes
Thx4daheadshots they are doing a season 2
@@daltonhickman4855 I know they would but I want more of this version of goblin slayer it's to funny and kinda feels like a polar opposite of the original anime.
Thx4daheadshots oh yah im sure they will
Highly agree.
Thx4daheadshots As if there were any other options.
"What's your name?!"
"My name is-"
"WRONG! your name is priestess. No names. Not in this line of work." Ah so that's why nobody is ever called by their names in the show...
do they even have names? best i can think of were their nicknames for tall scarred and slayer
@@matttaylor1996 All the characters in the show are known by their titles: Goblin Slayer, Guild Girl, Priestess, etc. It's an allusion to DnD or RPG classes.
In the actual show yes they have names
John Constantine they have titles but not names
that's scene made me spill my milk from bowl
WRONG! Your name is PRIESTESS! No names, not in this line of work.
Absolutely Brilliant.
yeah btw its weird that they didnt give the characters Names
I think GS's name is Kyle (correct me) it sounds close to that...mught need to research it..
@@ahmedtag3904
I don't think they are supposed to have names. Its all about their actions and not their names.
Well, when there's a 98% mortality rate among adventurers, no names means no pesky emotions getting in the way of doing what you need to when the chips are down.
"can you evoke a sh*t?
Cuz I don't give a sh*t!"
A minute in and I'm already laughing-