@Ethan Steel Not really, edgelord and realistic aren't one and the same. Hell, take something as a Witcher games, those are brutal and down to earth, but they don't need to pull edgelord shit to get attention.
I just realized that the only reason they are able to do such a crazy version of GS is because he constantly has a helmet on. No need to edit expressions or mouth movements just a few random clips of him and they can have him say basically anything. This is more like RedvBlue than most abridged series
@@madmaniac9483 It's one of life's greatest mystery isn't it. Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything you know with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
ELVES ARE GOBLINS, CONFIRMED. 1) Elf girl admits to possibly being a goblin while drunk 2) Goblins and elves are sensitive to smells 3) When asked, the Goblin Lord said elves are not goblins 4) GOBLINS ALWAYS LIE
I feel like Guild Girl's favorite person is goblin slayer because he cares about literally one thing only and doesn't try and actively be a dick. He's just crazy.
Im with the Dwarf...if you goblinate all the good booze and all Im left with is busch and bud light...a lot of creatures are going to be neutralized. Id be berserking due to the loss.
...reminds me of the time I was reprimanded by HR , said I was "bringing down morale" because I refused to socialize with others. Why the f* does everyone want to try to talk to me?.....Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
- The elf girl getting drunk and mad at Goblin slayer and yelling "I hate you! Why don't you hate MEEEEE!" is hilariously on point with girls new to alcohol.
“It’s not always glamorous, and it’s not always clean. Especially when it’s NEEDED.” I’m telling you, when some abridged series pay homage to the writing and themes of the source material, they can really come up with some great lines of their very own.
Here's the thing all those adventurers who dump on Goblin Slayer seem to be forgetting: How many goblins - and ONLY goblins - does one need to kill to become a Silver Rank adventurer?
"Dude, goblins are only worth two experience points apiece. Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up to Silver Rank? " "Yes. [whips out a sheet full of calculations] Sixty-five million three hundred and forty thousand two hundred and eighty five."
I kinda like how they made Goblin Slayer legitimately crazy in this version. In the original, they call him crazy, and he does seem single-minded, paranoid and obsessed, but not crazy, as his obsession with goblins seems understandable given his experience and reasonable considering what they’re capable of doing. In this he’s definitely a crazy maniac.
Look, the only difference between abridged and unabridged is whether or not he is screaming GAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At the top of his lungs or just plain old GAAWBLINS! in a hearty shout.
Is he actually crazy though? Or is he just using a front, like Majima from yakuza? When he isn't wearing the helmet he talks reasonably and is somewhat reserved. The helmet is his physical and psychological armour. It lets him put on a brave front when inside he's terrified.
There was this girl at a work Christmas party. She got drunk and asked me, " we're friends right. I feel like you think we're not friends". This reminded me of that
I love how they are straight up using pathfinder gods. Torag = Dwarf god and Calistria = elven goddess of lust and revenge. This is a drunken pathfinder campaign and I love it.
@@animewatcher2025 I remember reading somewhere that she used a spell in such a creatively brutal way in the light novel that her goddess visited her in a dream just to threaten her NEVER to do that particular act again (upon risk of losing her powers).
@@vevjefr2979 Dunno the chapter, but according to the internet, Volume 7. She apparently used "Purify Liquid" on a Goblin Shaman out of panic. This turned the Goblin's blood into water, which nearly killed him via hydro-poisoning.
“He probably can’t understand you. A strict diet of vegetables corrodes the brain.” That is a magnificent burn and I can’t believe so few have mentioned it.
"Go, Bone Daddy! Take her to her people. And if she should die along the way, eat that meat." You've turned Lizardbro into a complete abomination. I love him.
Recently I was in a campaign where I legit stood in front of a dragon and threw off my clothes announcing "I'm yours!" The people I played with had no idea what the fuck I was doing....neither did I.
See, this wasn't necessairly original, but it was original to these comments seeing as how the rest of the comments are just "i'm dead keklmaololcopter" or just pointing obvious stuff out Also it made me chuckle
Emilio Ochoa the elf that attacked the receptionist tried to kill goblin slayer and the receptionist. Goblin slayer played dead and stab him in the back
You know the funny thing is this version of Goblin Slayer is actually EXACTLY as crazy as regular one. No more, no less. The only difference is, the running internal monologue of pure, batshit insanity that regular Goblin Slayer no doubt has going on inside his head *all the time*, this one speaks out loud. That's it. That's the only difference. Abridged!Goblin Slayer narrates his crazy and OG doesn't.
@@mustafao09008 pretty much the whole thing. Goblin slayer never talks but does crazy shit like bringing flower to make a bomb goblin slayer abridged just yells what he's about to do and he's just more vocal.
@@idavisband pretty much. OG!GS has some pretty big huge goblin-induced PTSD and while I'm sure our A!GS will carry the same baggage, how it affected them is quite different. You really do need to be that special knind of crazy to go "imma take a high level space-warping magic and link it to the bottom of Mariana's Trench so I can basically have a stupidly expensive one-time use waterjet cutter on demand... FOR KILLING FAWKING GAWBLINS." While I don't think we acually ever get OG!GS's internal monologues, he does heavily consider "...but what if, goblins?" into any action he takes.
@@oxybe agree 100% I always thought his internal monologue is implied with his silence. Learning his emotions like how you would learn the events in dark souls.
I've read some of the manga, and original GS is implied to have a _different_ yet equal monologue running through his mind. Basically, AGS has the "red-eyed homicidal" monologue, whereas OGGS has the "terrified obsessive"... no, no, the "gotta kill -clowns- goblins, else they'll eat me" monologue. They're two entries in a full set, mail in proof of completion and you'll be sent a commemorative mug of +2 Goblin Slaying (modified from iron mallets).
"A goblin casting fireball? I thought such magics was reserved for more powerful creatures, like the unstoppable ogre." Literally brought me to tears, such perfect delivery.
"Let me try to make a coherent pitch. *Goblin goblin BIIIIIIG goblin, baaaaad goblin, noooo, noooo."* This is legitimately one of the best lines in the episode.
I am SO glad that you covered the insane and absurd way that Witch speaks. Seriously, even the Fan-service Mountain range isn't worth having to sit through how she talks in the anime.
I am impressed the Ubergoblin at the end kept a trimmed beard, goblins don't typically groom themselves half so well. That may have impressed the Demon King enough ti give him that army.
'You didn't mention goblins immediately, I blacked out, dreamed of goblins, dead goblins, it was a good dream...' The moment when you realize that the drunken dwarf was the smartest guy in the room by talking exclusively... in goblin slayer.
18:56 lmfao Elf: "sure goblins are sensitive to smells, but do you know who else is sensitive to smells? ELVES YOU ASSHOLE!" Goblin Slayer: "Note to self: Elves might be goblins-investigate further"
I don't know if anyone realized it. It only just occurred to me after I came back to watch this after a long while, but the locked door scene is a table top roleplaying game joke. For some odd reason, table top roleplaying game people have the hardest time opening doors either because wording of saying pull/push, overly cautious of opening trap doors or magically locked doors. The reason why the Dwarf said, "But at what cost?" Is because they did everything they could to open the door before deciding to push or pull it.
Lizardman also occasionally makes a remark when a door closes them in a room along the lines of thinking they’ll be trapped forever which matches that because hes not sure they’ll ever figure out how to open it again
GS; "once upon a time there were two moons" Elf; "BULLSHIT" GS; "okay once upon a time there *ARE* two moons" Elf (blitzed as fucc) ; *im listening* easily my favourite part she frickin nails that voice
I like to think Guild Girl started off like her canon counterpart when she first started her job, but just grew more and more cynical from dealing with idiots all day.
Goblinslayer in his sleep: "zzzz.... Goblins... zzzz.... Die..." Priestess, the same: "zzzz.... Goblins... zzzz... I don't like 'em..." Give it time, Priestess; you'll get there soon enough.
Nah.... its should be like.... GS - "Zzz..... Goblins.......Zzzz.....Die..." Priestess - "Zzzz.....Goblin......Slayer.......Love me plz!" Or something like that. Idk (Shrugs)
Yeti or Not Truthfully, this is where I see the manga and LN going. GS dies, she becomes new GS, life goes on. Or GS accidentally becomes God, destroys a moon, and so on. No in between in sight.
Ya know, this version of Goblin Slayer is actually just as believable as the Canon version. One of them was driven into psychopathy due to all the horrific shit they have to see on a day to day basis while the other was driven to apathy. Really two sides of insanity right here.
13:42 if anyone is wondering, duergars are a type of grey dwarf in DND and grundle is another name for your scrotum. So his brew’s name is the Grey Dwarf’s Scrote
I just binged through Goblin Slayer and never realized bevor this line that this i literaly how this series works. Nobody has a name, they just call to each over by job description. But nice little character arc for priestess, because she picked that line up from goblin slayer the previous episode. Little character moments of character arc for the alter characters seperate great abridged series from the rest.
Rewatching all of these, I realize all of the deities being referenced by the characters come from the Pathfinder pantheon. Which makes what the elf says at 19:50 even better, because Calistria is the god of revenge, trickery, and more importantly, lust. She is also an elven deity. Good on you, Grimmjack.
You know, I thought the part where GS appreciates the help was just a part of the gag but after seeing how morbid and traumatized he really is, I’m thinking that he genuinely appreciated the thanks he got.
19:50 Calistria (pronounced kah-LISS-tree-ah) is a goddess of many faces and guises, including lust and revenge. She is held in especially high regard by elves, who often identify her moods and attitude with that of their people.
"I see, just as green as your little thigh-highs." "If you can even *call* those 'thighs!' Aha! Hahaha ha-OHHHHHH." It's official. Dwarves are always the greatest race in any work of fiction.
Petition to bring back goblin slayer abridged ep 1 to RUclips and get back out comedy gold by yelling at the copyright bastards who decided to do it after years
@@MrDibara "An' I won't forgive you if you don' tell another storrrie! Hey! Are you ignoring me? The best art-cher in these lands? HEY! Are you dead? Oh no! He died! Now I die! *hacking wheeze* hehehe dead." *flop*
Dwarf: "I'm mostly neutral, it's not like they goblinate booze." GS: "Oh they do." Drawf: "Oh... oh they have to die then." I don't know why this part has me dying over here Edit: Wasn't expecting so many like but hooray for funny dwarfs and alcoholism
why do I feel like this goblin slayer is actually just the dm's favorite npc/self insert and the rest of the party is players slowly coming to terms with their dm's insane world
@@DCPTF2 I don't think that's right. The DMs became interested in him because he was moving by himself and not listening to what die rolls said should have been happening.
@@DCPTF2 Yeah the entire world goblin slayer inhabits is basically one big D&D game by the gods and goddessess that created that world. They are intersted in Goblin Slayer because he seems to ignore the dice no matter what they roll. Compared to anyone else who's fate is basically controlled by it.
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Goblin slayer anime = Fucked up Realistic D&D
Goblin slayer abridged = Drunk D&D
I'd say Goblin Slayer anime = Edge lord version of D&D
@@Lawlaliet lmao more like chill d&d
@@FrenxGames Nah, def Edge lord stuff, with how badly the anime tries to be "Oh yeah, look how mature we are with them rapes and blood/gore!"
@@Lawlaliet yeah, dunno about that,just described your everyday d&d campain, but belive what makes you feel right i guess...
@Ethan Steel Not really, edgelord and realistic aren't one and the same. Hell, take something as a Witcher games, those are brutal and down to earth, but they don't need to pull edgelord shit to get attention.
Guild girl is the personificstion of every cashier I've ever known.
Beans
I'm a cashier and I don't act like this.
Brandon Dabbs "keeping it sassy, keeping it classy, keeping it real"
@@superstarultra28 I do
When I was a cashier , with the idiots who skipped the queue just for asking dumb question , I would become like guild girl , except i have a penis
I just realized that the only reason they are able to do such a crazy version of GS is because he constantly has a helmet on. No need to edit expressions or mouth movements just a few random clips of him and they can have him say basically anything. This is more like RedvBlue than most abridged series
It's kind of similar to what TFS did after Piccolo absorbed Nail and Kami.
@@boiyado6717 Absorbed Nail/Kami and Ghost Napa are some of the best characters in DBZA - esp Episode 18 "They took the dragonball"
"You ever wonder why we are here?"
@@madmaniac9483 It's one of life's greatest mystery isn't it. Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything you know with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
they animate in blinks right? 14:49 stuck out to me, that blink looks different. super high effort if so.
Just realized the dwarfs drink did affect GS. It calmed him down to short and quick responses rather than his usual explosive comments
He’s really calm and quite without his armour
@@kainthedragoon8081it's cursed armor
That stuff went right to GS' head.😂
Goblin Slayer anime: How D&D groups are supposed to act.
Abridged: How D&D groups really act.
Oh most definitely.
It's like my dnd group.
I wish I had a group... but no one wants a level 2 bard with everything into sneak
I wish there was a dnd group in Melbourne that i could join
This is so true, hahaa.
"priestesses are non refundable" explains why Kazuma is stuck with aqua
TROOOOO
hah for real!
Holy $#!t this is cannon in 2 anime’s
Can I trade mine for a wizard
A THICC wizard
Not a flat one please?
Aqua's a goddess though, not a priestess.
“They call me…..Homeless”
Well according to Yakuza Like A Dragon it is indeed one of the best classes that have ever exist.
[THROWING BIRD SEEDS AND SPIT FLAMING ALCOHOL INTESTIFIED]
"we are trapped."
i mean, he is literally Like a Legend!
ELVES ARE GOBLINS, CONFIRMED.
1) Elf girl admits to possibly being a goblin while drunk
2) Goblins and elves are sensitive to smells
3) When asked, the Goblin Lord said elves are not goblins
4) GOBLINS ALWAYS LIE
NO! IT CANT BE!!
Sad. Rip elf
Elves are the worst things ever, it would make sense that they are goblins.
Goblins are made from dead elves
And their ears are really similar
This is the kind of voice acting that needs to be the standard for ALL anime dubs.
And then Vee raises that standard to stupidly high levels
“Hold brothers, violence might ensue... let’s watch
@patrick howard Wait, you don't mean...
"Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!"
Ghost Stories?
Joseph Ryan the teacher quote: You know kids, the male rabbit have something called the penis, and he stick that into the female rabbit's vagina.
yhea It shuld!
Guild Girl in the Anime: Has a crush on Goblin Slayer and enjoy's her job.
Guild Girl in Abridged: Will commit suicide by screaming her head apart.
May actually be the thing that kills goblin slayer in this version.
I’d like to see that crush in this. Imagine it’s like a no other options type of crush
Jesus it's almost not completely funny how polarizingly opposite she is comparing both guild girls. Like she disdains her life and job.
@@LDMOOSEKICK Like the lesser of two evils type of crush. Or in this, the most tolerable form of being absolutely annoying.
@@WhiteFireTheDragon tolerable form
I feel like Guild Girl's favorite person is goblin slayer because he cares about literally one thing only and doesn't try and actively be a dick. He's just crazy.
With the season finale, she definitely finds more reasons to like him.
@@timothylee245 yep, 50 thou reasons
@@timothylee245*insert: OH GOD HES HOT*
After reading all the chapters, I can confirm. She has a huge crush on him.
He's not a dick. He's just insane
“I’m mostly neutral it’s not like they goblinate booze”.
“Oh they do”.
“Oh… oh they have to die then”.
That had me laughing for a while
A true dwarf.
A true alcoholic
@@plaguedoc6367 in other words, a true dwarf :)
Im with the Dwarf...if you goblinate all the good booze and all Im left with is busch and bud light...a lot of creatures are going to be neutralized. Id be berserking due to the loss.
It had me wheezing, right up there with "The Deuregar's Grundle claims another victim."
"Step away from the desk, please. _You're saddening our customers."_
LMFAO
Some businesses have said that to me
@@AndreNitroX Wow it seems to follow you to the internet too please step away from the comment section only good vibes here lol
In this line of work. I actually use this one .
...reminds me of the time I was reprimanded by HR , said I was "bringing down morale" because I refused to socialize with others. Why the f* does everyone want to try to talk to me?.....Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
But management they're a bunch of knuckle dragging mongoloids .
"They call me,, Homeless." That had me going for a good while.
I saw comment and thought man it's not gonna be funny cause I'm expecting it but it came out of left field and had me choking on my fruit snacks
Had me wheezing for 3 minutes
I once walked this path, my people know it as " human bin chicken"
I hope i have convinced you,... mm? MMM? Mmmmmm lol
13:08
- The elf girl getting drunk and mad at Goblin slayer and yelling "I hate you! Why don't you hate MEEEEE!" is hilariously on point with girls new to alcohol.
I dont talk to girls so thank you for that information
also on point to the episode lol
@@cringe2293try it you only live once whats the worst that could happen
@@ManifoldThug*flashback to tokyo ghoul*
no thank you.
"Hooold brothers, violence might ensue. Lets watch."
Love this abridged series.
TEEEEAAAAMMM
My people have a word for the path I walk, the ideals I strive to achieve, they call me... *homeless*
I swear to god I thought he was gonna say foodie
I was hoping for Anti-Goblin Murder Hobo.
As in real live
Were you trying to type, "strive to achieve"?
soulsteel100 he is... The IRL vlogger
"Priestesses are non-refundable."
I fucking love this guild girl.
SAME
Keepin' it sassy, keepin' it classy, keepin' it real.
Best girl.
I wanna learn her sassy ways
Guild Girl sounds like every retail employee
"Once upon a time there were 2 moons"
"Bullshit"
"Ok once upon a time there ARE 2 moons"
"Im listining"
im crying lol
Holy forking cucumber juice shirt Eleanor
@@supremegrandmaster6841 wash yer langage.
*SHAKE. FIST.* Oo-oog. Grug, shake.
Drunk Elf is an absolute treasure.
Indeed so :)
Lol
“It’s not always glamorous, and it’s not always clean. Especially when it’s NEEDED.”
I’m telling you, when some abridged series pay homage to the writing and themes of the source material, they can really come up with some great lines of their very own.
Here's the thing all those adventurers who dump on Goblin Slayer seem to be forgetting:
How many goblins - and ONLY goblins - does one need to kill to become a Silver Rank adventurer?
"Dude, goblins are only worth two experience points apiece. Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up to Silver Rank?
"
"Yes. [whips out a sheet full of calculations] Sixty-five million three hundred and forty thousand two hundred and eighty five."
@@AlexiaHoardwing gawblins aren't good at math you've passed
@@AlexiaHoardwing Well no wonder he's insane
I think at some point they stop counting and didnt care anymore after the hundredth goblin he killed and just gave him silver rank
@@DetestedLoki I just want it to be cannon, so how about no. Please
I kinda like how they made Goblin Slayer legitimately crazy in this version. In the original, they call him crazy, and he does seem single-minded, paranoid and obsessed, but not crazy, as his obsession with goblins seems understandable given his experience and reasonable considering what they’re capable of doing. In this he’s definitely a crazy maniac.
A GOBLIN'SLAYIN' MANIAC
So is Priestess
Sorry for the typo: A GAWWWBLIN'SLAYIN' MANIAC
Look, the only difference between abridged and unabridged is whether or not he is screaming GAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At the top of his lungs or just plain old GAAWBLINS! in a hearty shout.
Is he actually crazy though? Or is he just using a front, like Majima from yakuza? When he isn't wearing the helmet he talks reasonably and is somewhat reserved. The helmet is his physical and psychological armour. It lets him put on a brave front when inside he's terrified.
"They call me... *Homeless* ."
Best class ever.
Ah yes, Murder Hobo the most deadly class.
It's underrated the power of homelessness
Worked for Lawrence Fishburne in John Wick 2.
Better than the Bard.
Thought the bard was just a homeless with a useless weapon.
Goblin Slayer’s official party: consummate professionals
Goblin Slayer’s Abridged party: Average DND/Pathfinder campaign
One of my new favorite quotes.
" WHY DON'T YOU HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
" You're not a Goblin."
LMFAOOOOOOO
There was this girl at a work Christmas party. She got drunk and asked me, " we're friends right. I feel like you think we're not friends". This reminded me of that
@Davis Whitaker she was kinda hard to work with, and I'm a bit distant but yeah I thought we were.
Some people are
We seriously need more of Drunk Elf. 😂
"Goblin, Goblin, Biiiiig Goblin, Baaad Goblin, No.. No.."
"Why'd you stop Keep going I'm listening!" "Tell me more about this.. BIG GOBLIN"
269 ah yes
The nursery jingle in the background cracks me up!! 🤣
Yes, TELL ME MORE
I’m your 666th like
That no no lines just like consuela
"Keepin it classy, keepin it sassy, keepin it real"
Masterpiece
Trivago
Ikr
I have used this quote on several occasions
I love how they are straight up using pathfinder gods. Torag = Dwarf god and Calistria = elven goddess of lust and revenge. This is a drunken pathfinder campaign and I love it.
I love how in this version. Pristess is actually getting affected by Goblin Slayer's madness and slowy adopting his way of thinking
I feel like she’s going to be more brutal to the goblins due to his influence
@@animewatcher2025 I remember reading somewhere that she used a spell in such a creatively brutal way in the light novel that her goddess visited her in a dream just to threaten her NEVER to do that particular act again (upon risk of losing her powers).
@@nemo0036 which chapter and Volume
@@vevjefr2979 Dunno the chapter, but according to the internet, Volume 7.
She apparently used "Purify Liquid" on a Goblin Shaman out of panic. This turned the Goblin's blood into water, which nearly killed him via hydro-poisoning.
@@nemo0036 damn...
That's smart....
And very brutal....
“He probably can’t understand you. A strict diet of vegetables corrodes the brain.”
That is a magnificent burn and I can’t believe so few have mentioned it.
I only realized it now. Damn, these writers are brilliant.
Well, the dwarf is right about that, vegans are at risk for subacute combined degeneration of the central nervous system.
@@Chunkboi
I'm guessing because of a deficiency of some kind.
Thank you
Thank you 🙏!!!!!!!
“Let me talk to my representative”
“You hear that table?! 30% MORE GOBLIN SLAYING!!!!”
“WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN TABLE!!”
Table: That sounds like a good deal, you should really take it (Is probably what it would say if it wasn't cut off in the middle of it's sentence)
@@arkanarkan627
👍
Table is the true hero of this story... Cuz you know, not all heroes wear capes.
watch this with english(canada) subs u will see the table talking to GS lol
@@dudesplays394 man I'm happy you pointed that out
"Go, Bone Daddy! Take her to her people. And if she should die along the way, eat that meat."
You've turned Lizardbro into a complete abomination. I love him.
"EAT. THAT. MEAT."
Original: DND with strangers
Abridged: DND with friends
Recently I was in a campaign where I legit stood in front of a dragon and threw off my clothes announcing "I'm yours!"
The people I played with had no idea what the fuck I was doing....neither did I.
@@devilred18 that sounds like a great story to animate
@@simplyyolo9826 heheheh thanks what's funny is in the end it kind of worked due to some incredible luck.
@@devilred18 Maybe you were set to be the Legendary Dragon Layer
@@DonPatch and who am I to deny destiny?
My reaction to abridged Goblin Slayer: HE’S SO COOL...BUT HE’S SO DUMB...BUT HE’S SO SO COOL.
-*Princess Trunks?!*
-No...
-*You lied to meeee...!*
-Noooooo...
-*You... dirty... boy...*
"Well, I did kill a couple goblins on the way here..."
"THAT'S HOT!"
It's much sticker than it looks
@@rotciv1492 i think in this case it'd be priestess trunks XD
I think he’s actually pretty smart, just really, really psychotic.
GS: "What, you're here to call me a LUNATIC???"
Also GS: *consults a table*
And doesn't seem to heed the table's advice, for better or for worse
@@Al77343 so a standard DM then?
Goblin slayer just radiates students during finals, but the finals lasted a few years.
@@chrisdelzell8467 also, bro, you got me cackling.
hey hey, no one talks shit about the table, the table is cool
i find it kinda touching that GOBLIN SLAYER remembered that sweet, SWEET 30% GOBLIN slaying boost, and by extension Priestess
"She was a valuable gawwblin slaying madman. She will be missed."
"I'm just napping, you... butt."
Dat wholesomeness
"I'm a practicing alcoholic"
I need to say that next time somebody says I have no talent
See, this wasn't necessairly original, but it was original to these comments seeing as how the rest of the comments are just "i'm dead keklmaololcopter" or just pointing obvious stuff out
Also it made me chuckle
“Note to self: elves might be goblins, Investigate further.”
I’m aware, I was just laughing at him saying it
Braden Potts
*laughs in current manga chapter*
Dranoel Arios what happened i must know
Emilio Ochoa the elf that attacked the receptionist tried to kill goblin slayer and the receptionist. Goblin slayer played dead and stab him in the back
@@daubeny6796 That was a rhea, you mongoloid.
Called Goblin Slayer Abridged, but it is actually longer than the actual episodes. Awesome.
This is acutally two episode combined~
"No names, not in this line of work."
Oh my god our little girl is growing up.
When she started cursing at the ogre I teared up
I teared up at the end when she was sleeping. “Goblins. I don’t like’em.” Tears of joy and pride. Soon we’ll have a second destroyer of GOBLINS.
You are weaaaaaakkkkk!
Let's make her an Adult
:D
@@checkme1830 So whatever Goblin Slayer has is spreading
"By the bones of my brethren, come forth and do my bidding...
B O N E D A D D Y"
Lord Ainz?
EEEEAAAT DAAAAT MEEEAAAT!!!
'More Bone Daddies!?"
vexile12 my exact same thought
Eat Dat Meat!!!
You know the funny thing is this version of Goblin Slayer is actually EXACTLY as crazy as regular one. No more, no less. The only difference is, the running internal monologue of pure, batshit insanity that regular Goblin Slayer no doubt has going on inside his head *all the time*, this one speaks out loud.
That's it. That's the only difference. Abridged!Goblin Slayer narrates his crazy and OG doesn't.
I am an anime watcher so you got any manga chapters as sauce?
@@mustafao09008 pretty much the whole thing. Goblin slayer never talks but does crazy shit like bringing flower to make a bomb goblin slayer abridged just yells what he's about to do and he's just more vocal.
@@idavisband pretty much. OG!GS has some pretty big huge goblin-induced PTSD and while I'm sure our A!GS will carry the same baggage, how it affected them is quite different.
You really do need to be that special knind of crazy to go "imma take a high level space-warping magic and link it to the bottom of Mariana's Trench so I can basically have a stupidly expensive one-time use waterjet cutter on demand... FOR KILLING FAWKING GAWBLINS."
While I don't think we acually ever get OG!GS's internal monologues, he does heavily consider "...but what if, goblins?" into any action he takes.
@@oxybe agree 100% I always thought his internal monologue is implied with his silence. Learning his emotions like how you would learn the events in dark souls.
I've read some of the manga, and original GS is implied to have a _different_ yet equal monologue running through his mind. Basically, AGS has the "red-eyed homicidal" monologue, whereas OGGS has the "terrified obsessive"... no, no, the "gotta kill -clowns- goblins, else they'll eat me" monologue. They're two entries in a full set, mail in proof of completion and you'll be sent a commemorative mug of +2 Goblin Slaying (modified from iron mallets).
No matter how many times I rewatch this, I just can't get over how good Priestess' VA does. It's the most beautiful losing of sanity I've seen.
"A goblin casting fireball? I thought such magics was reserved for more powerful creatures, like the unstoppable ogre."
Literally brought me to tears, such perfect delivery.
"I AM AN OGRE!"
@@jasonyoungkin1117
"Like a fuckin' GAWWBLIN."
"Let me try to make a coherent pitch. *Goblin goblin BIIIIIIG goblin, baaaaad goblin, noooo, noooo."*
This is legitimately one of the best lines in the episode.
First Last keep going. I want hear about this BIIIIIIIG gawblin
I love how lullaby music starts playing as Dwarf literally tries to baby him. 😂
Will help us exterminate goblins or not?!?
@@brennabrodbeck5183 Goblins?! I'm in. I'm there. Goodbye.
"I think it's important that you be supervised." Such a beautiful relationship.
Loved that bit
"I feel it is my sacred duty to watch over the cataclysmic force of nature that is... You."
What my wife tells me when I go to the mall or store
“Goblins love 3 things. Elves women and what they do to elven women” just rolls off the tongue as a line
He actually said that in the series so yeah
"once there were 2 moons"
"BULLSHIT"
"OK There ARE 2 moons"
"I'm listening"
Don't know how but this quote got me
The delivery was perfect
I didn't get this until I watched it, but it's hilarious
Reminds me of a South Park skit.
Drunk elf is my favorite thing ever
THECHIEF AMP It makes me wonder what Deedlit would look like if she got totally plastered.
"No names, not in this line of work"
IS BACK BABY!!!!
Hayden Haha take this like damnit
PUT IT ON A SHIRT!
Brian the Trainer If they made it into a shirt, I’ll buy it too XD
@@shadowneko831 I would buy it too
@@hectorbeltran392 i didn't like, but only because i wanted to keep it at 666 likes :D
I work the front desk at my college. I relate to guild girl on a spiritual level
Its 7am and I already hate my day
That's customer service as a whole
As a teller I relate
I feel that, I have to work the front desk at my job sometimes.
My job even has the muppets complete with suicidal sense of invulnerability not really aware of how easily they can die in this line of work.
17:11 That “Oh, oh, they have to die then” was amazing.
I love this part
"The Duergar's Grundle claims another."
*Takes notes for future D&D sessions*
I need to be a part of that campaign XD
Stick your face in the Duergar's Grundle
Christopher Pierce I did that and now I can’t feel my face
@@JK-lz8xn Then you're doing it right.
I was the same way when I first tried white lightning.
"It's 7am and I already hate my day"
Probably the most relatable thing I've heard from an abridged 😩
Thank god I'm asleep then
Bro that is me every morning before work
Very relatable!
When Elf says, "Adventuring looks like a half starved homeless man with paranoid delusions." Yep, sums up a lot of d&d players too probably.
Incorrect
Its either underfed sleep deprived murder hobos. Or professional adventurers who care for casualties.
Everyone needs a friend like Table, great friend to bounce ideas off of. Can place an amount of burden on them and he hold it well.
"...please make our sneaky deed even sneaky deakier! ˢᶦˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ " threw me off so hard. that voice is perfect
Praying in the vernacular, done right.
Sneaky Deak isn't it?
Mr. Hanfblatt Chi-chi’s voice is adorable.
"It's not like they goblinate booze."
They do.
"Ooohh.. Oh They have die."
FAWKING GAWBLINGSSSSS!!!!
17:07
@Jaden Curtis Never have written words expressed a more certain truth, good sir
Spoken like a true alcoholic! The truth.
Oooh oh they have to die, then.
Whoever's voicing goblin slayer must be having fun "sniff sniff im a goblin YOU JUST GOT GOBLINATED!"
“ Put it ooonnnnnn. *PUT IT OOONNNNNNN!* “
I envy them lmfao
Same guy that VA'd for Baan in the 7 Deadly Sins Abridged
GrimJack is a talented VA and he is best at the crazy loud characters.
No one wants to be goblinated
I am SO glad that you covered the insane and absurd way that Witch speaks.
Seriously, even the Fan-service Mountain range isn't worth having to sit through how she talks in the anime.
"goblin, goblin, BIIIGG goblin, bad goblin, no no."
"wait, why'd you stop? i want to know more about this... big goblin"
I was looking for this comment,
It kills me every time, the music is in the background,😂😂😂
Holy forking cucumber juice shirt, Eleanor!
@@snowman2116 Thanks :)
Dwarf: "I am what the humans call........THICCC!!!"
He's right ya know.
That thicc had power behind it.
@@kylekrum8804 So much power, I am in awe. He is truly one worthy of the title. *salutes*
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wished that when the lizard wizard created his sword from teeth, he says: *"I am the bone of my sword"*
He’s a priest not a wizard.
@@Toneill029 or Actually Satan.
You say he's a priest, but Lizard Wizard just sounds so much better.
Then immediately said, “Ok technically BONE DADDY is the bone of my…oh you get it”
I am impressed the Ubergoblin at the end kept a trimmed beard, goblins don't typically groom themselves half so well. That may have impressed the Demon King enough ti give him that army.
'You didn't mention goblins immediately, I blacked out, dreamed of goblins, dead goblins, it was a good dream...'
The moment when you realize that the drunken dwarf was the smartest guy in the room by talking exclusively... in goblin slayer.
Goblin goblin, BIIIG goblin, Baaaad goblin, no. Noooo.
@@andyknightwarden9746
Whyd you stop?
Keep going I'm listening?
"Tell me all about this... BIG Goblin."
"GOBLINS!? I'M IN, GOODBYE!"
He then spent the last few hours screaming "WHERE ARE THEY?" every few steps.
18:56 lmfao
Elf: "sure goblins are sensitive to smells, but do you know who else is sensitive to smells? ELVES YOU ASSHOLE!"
Goblin Slayer: "Note to self: Elves might be goblins-investigate further"
It makes so much sense
I hope it comes back in the next episode
In definition of goblin mean ugly elves.
She DID say, quote, "I might be a goblin! You don't know! I can chaaaaange...[drunk rambling]"
@@gildardoarteaga9730 That's actually what orcs are, according to The Elder Scrolls.
I don't know if anyone realized it. It only just occurred to me after I came back to watch this after a long while, but the locked door scene is a table top roleplaying game joke. For some odd reason, table top roleplaying game people have the hardest time opening doors either because wording of saying pull/push, overly cautious of opening trap doors or magically locked doors. The reason why the Dwarf said, "But at what cost?" Is because they did everything they could to open the door before deciding to push or pull it.
Lizardman also occasionally makes a remark when a door closes them in a room along the lines of thinking they’ll be trapped forever which matches that because hes not sure they’ll ever figure out how to open it again
GS; "once upon a time there were two moons"
Elf; "BULLSHIT"
GS; "okay once upon a time there *ARE* two moons"
Elf (blitzed as fucc) ; *im listening*
easily my favourite part she frickin nails that voice
I second that statement.
100% agree
15:36 for reference
I like to think Guild Girl started off like her canon counterpart when she first started her job, but just grew more and more cynical from dealing with idiots all day.
Goblinslayer in his sleep: "zzzz.... Goblins... zzzz.... Die..."
Priestess, the same: "zzzz.... Goblins... zzzz... I don't like 'em..."
Give it time, Priestess; you'll get there soon enough.
Nah.... its should be like....
GS - "Zzz..... Goblins.......Zzzz.....Die..."
Priestess - "Zzzz.....Goblin......Slayer.......Love me plz!"
Or something like that. Idk (Shrugs)
Yeti or Not Truthfully, this is where I see the manga and LN going. GS dies, she becomes new GS, life goes on. Or GS accidentally becomes God, destroys a moon, and so on. No in between in sight.
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange GS goblinates the goblin moon 😂
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Of course the "sexually deviant" wants the main male character to die and be replaced by the main female one. :-P
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Priestess is a healer and protector. Doesn't fit a Slayer.
" there's a lot of you and only one of me so obviously this isn't an fair fight
For you "
Best dialogue I ever heard
Ya know, this version of Goblin Slayer is actually just as believable as the Canon version.
One of them was driven into psychopathy due to all the horrific shit they have to see on a day to day basis while the other was driven to apathy.
Really two sides of insanity right here.
One became Batman, the other became joker
@@Gorypaladin346 I get the feeling that they would like each other, though, because their only enemy would be g... G-g-gg... GAAAAAAWBLIIIIIINS!
Which one was driven to apathy? I can't actually see a difference between Goblin Slayer and abridged Goblin Slayer.
Mister Null regular Goblin Slayer keeps his insane rambling internal
13:42 if anyone is wondering, duergars are a type of grey dwarf in DND and grundle is another name for your scrotum. So his brew’s name is the Grey Dwarf’s Scrote
Then 14:38
You know where this going
Kinda sus not gonna lie
Wheezy laugh. What the fu-hu-huhuhuhuck?
Let me guess, the brewmaster's name was Ligma...
Nice!
"No. No names in this line of work." Damn. That's cold, priestess
She's becoming like Goblin Slayer
Tallahassee from Zombieland
@@Kovugamez *sniff* they grow up so fast
Aww she's learning
I just binged through Goblin Slayer and never realized bevor this line that this i literaly how this series works.
Nobody has a name, they just call to each over by job description.
But nice little character arc for priestess, because she picked that line up from goblin slayer the previous episode.
Little character moments of character arc for the alter characters seperate great abridged series from the rest.
Oh merciful Earth Mother, please make our sneaky deed even sneaky deekier. Silence.
22:27
A good goblin is a dead goblin so let's make these goblin good...
Cool profile pic
Alvaro Miranda DID SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS!!!!!!!
Gawwwblinnsss
The first ep was funnier
Deus vault!
“I am what the humans call, “THICC!!” freakin had me dead 😭😂😂
He's not wrong
"Nice one gild girl. Keeping it classy. Keeping it sassy. Keeping it real." Underappreciated line
I was expecting guild girl to thirst even harder tbh but fed up customer service worker is fun too.
Rewatching all of these, I realize all of the deities being referenced by the characters come from the Pathfinder pantheon. Which makes what the elf says at 19:50 even better, because Calistria is the god of revenge, trickery, and more importantly, lust. She is also an elven deity. Good on you, Grimmjack.
I swear I thought she was saying Cholesterol-
I thought she was originally saying teat, which according to you would have also worked, but would have made sense for a fertility goddess more.
The captions even got the spelling right, good on you captioners.
I give this episode a five-star rating, which is more than be said for those carriage drivers, they will remain four-star.
*"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
The lewd nun has spoken
They'll die pennyless in their four star shallow unmarked graves
Indeed. They didn't even consider offering cheese, the uncultured four star swine.
He should of served the lemonade of fine vintage
This abridged is actually gold. We need more advertisement
Wouldnt mind if this was the original version of goblin slayer tbh. This is too good
I’ve never seen the original but I adore the fact that Priestess imitating GS since he’s the only adventurer she really knows
“Hold brothers! Violence might ensue... let’s watch.”
Every high schooler
@Jaden Curtisthank you
"Keepin it classy, keepin it sassy, keepin it real."
I need to use that somewhere now.
You know, I thought the part where GS appreciates the help was just a part of the gag but after seeing how morbid and traumatized he really is, I’m thinking that he genuinely appreciated the thanks he got.
19:50 Calistria (pronounced kah-LISS-tree-ah) is a goddess of many faces and guises, including lust and revenge. She is held in especially high regard by elves, who often identify her moods and attitude with that of their people.
"I'm mostly neutral, it's not like they goblinate booze"
"Oh they do"
"Oh... oh they have to die then"
-I relate to this so much.
So do I. Where do I sign up for goblinslaying?
They goblinate my pot farm. It wasnt even dry yet.
Tldr; op drinks booze and wants us all to know
Couldve just posted it without your input and looked less edgy ffs
@@Manu-ct9uz at the guild hall.
@@vicegt Thank you
"I see, just as green as your little thigh-highs."
"If you can even *call* those 'thighs!' Aha! Hahaha ha-OHHHHHH."
It's official. Dwarves are always the greatest race in any work of fiction.
Goblins
Frozen Stag GAWWWWBLINS!!!
Petition to make goblin slayers an official fantasy race
@@SuperDovahKing not a race tho its an occupation
@@cigar_goblin4849 well yeah....that was the joke
Priestess: For the record, Necromancy is super evil. You know that, right?
Lizard Shaman: Mmmmmmhmmmm~
While watching the actual show, that is all I hear from now on. I love it.
"Go, Bone Daddy. Take her to her people. And if she should die along the way, eat dat meat. EAAAT DAAAT MEAT!"
Petition to bring back goblin slayer abridged ep 1 to RUclips and get back out comedy gold by yelling at the copyright bastards who decided to do it after years
What happen to it
“Did they Goblinate the cheese???”
_”Goblinated”_
*”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”*
"I'm mostly neutral. Not like they Goblinate booze."
"Oh, they do."
"Ohhhh... *Oh, they have to die, then."*
Beans
@@corbanoT.V. Spicy Beans and RAAAGGGGEEEE!!!!!
@@MrDibara "An' I won't forgive you if you don' tell another storrrie! Hey! Are you ignoring me? The best art-cher in these lands? HEY! Are you dead? Oh no! He died! Now I die! *hacking wheeze* hehehe dead." *flop*
💀💀💀
Dwarf: "I'm mostly neutral, it's not like they goblinate booze."
GS: "Oh they do."
Drawf: "Oh... oh they have to die then."
I don't know why this part has me dying over here
Edit: Wasn't expecting so many like but hooray for funny dwarfs and alcoholism
😂😂😂😂😂
Same
I like achohol
Hurrah for Achoholism!
Beer for life*grabing my kitchen knife* they have to die
why do I feel like this goblin slayer is actually just the dm's favorite npc/self insert and the rest of the party is players slowly coming to terms with their dm's insane world
So you read the light novel
light novel? where and how can I insert that in my life!
@@DCPTF2
@@DCPTF2
I don't think that's right. The DMs became interested in him because he was moving by himself and not listening to what die rolls said should have been happening.
@@DCPTF2 Yeah the entire world goblin slayer inhabits is basically one big D&D game by the gods and goddessess that created that world. They are intersted in Goblin Slayer because he seems to ignore the dice no matter what they roll. Compared to anyone else who's fate is basically controlled by it.
@@scyris99 that is sick on an existential level.
Whoever decided that A New Saga Begins should be the opening song for this is brilliant and also has good taste.
“Goblins love three things; elves, women, and what they do to elven women” 💀💀💀
Am I a goblin?
@@arbetor12 note to self arbetor might be a goblin...investigate further
@@yourefutureexhusband ok I drank goblin piss and that shits fucking disgusting
@@arbetor12 CONGRATULATIONS! You passed the 4th test, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃˢ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᴳᴬᴬᵂᵂᴮᴸᴵᴺ ᵃˢ ᴵ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ.
@@m31i0n7 where did they get the goblin piss though... Sounds like something a goblin would have
I have just witnessed a man having a strategy meeting with a table. Huh.
I think that’s how D&D games are played.
Yes but I think other people are usually involved.
Some people make a strategy meeting inside their head.
@@uljk5699 "What is this, thinking in your head? I only think of goblins! Cause I'm goblin slayer! My name is goblin slayer."
Still better organization than the usn
"And no one will mourn our FOUR STAR DEATH, BROTHER!"
"NOOOO!"
Oh! Diss to TeamFourStar
@@cunningsmile4166 Idk if that's a diss at the cancellation, since this video was posted about a year before the announcement that DBZA was cancelled.
That worse than death brother
@@hopefulhyena3400 prophetic
"I'm a practicing alcoholic." Thats a good one.