@@deadlydingus1138 Now I'm imaging sorcerers naming spells like Xbox usernames. Now every time they attack they have to shout "XxGhostSlayerxX" or "420W1Zard69". Honestly, I'd give up sorcery if I had to do that. The embarrassment would be a permanent debuff.
Think of it like the French National Anthem: the Lyrics are all about spilling the blood of their enemies that dare set foot on their land. Sure, we know they're France, and move in anyway: but if you ONLY heard the Lyrics? You'd assume they were New Sparta.
Evilwizard: This world is imperfect Slimegirlwarlock: What?! Evilwizard: If only I could wipe away the impurities… Slimegirlwarlock: I agree, would be could if someone did that Evilwizard: …and make it as beautiful as me!
@@CruciferWarden Actually they didn't, Sort of. In the language they were native to "Evil blast" was the correct word order, however the initial translator was a either a bit lazy, not the best, or both and they directly translated it without correcting the word order and the mistake has stuck since.
"Mirador Ashtarotus" suddenly became popular when he renamed his "Hydrodynamic Exsanguination" spell to "Water Nearby Plants". The spell didn't change at all, but focusing on the positives can have a huge impact on your PR.
@@Dom_Maretti I won't argue, mostly because I'm no linguistic wizard, but breaking it down literally would give you the result I got. Not a flaw in your framing, but perhaps a flaw in my interpretation
@@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- Oh...I think both interpretations work for the language used. It's more a matter of which effect would work with the replacement title "water nearby plants". I don't think you could water plants with blood.
@@Dom_Maretti You probably could, actually, although it might be a bit too salty. Depends on the kind of plant. Palm trees would totally do fine, they're already right next to the ocean.
I love that “Murder Beam” has a shorter scream than the others, implying that it actually just straight-up killed the victim near-instantly. So all the other spells are likely accurately named as well.
@@jismeraiverhoeventhey were named by a clerics son, who in his efforts to rebel against his father, sought to make an evil light spell. Unfortunately for him, all of his attempts at damage spells would only heal. However, by using the same methodology of putting as much energy into a spell as possible to empower a damaging spell into a healing spell, a long-lasting "rule" of healing magic was broken. Before that, the level of energy in a healing spell was widely believed to have to stay below a certain threshold or risk damage to the body of the person being healed. This breakthrough resulted in a school of light mages to keeping the violent and aggressive names for these spells, to honor the mage who first used them. These spells, later dubbed "negative spells" to purposefully confuse opponents who would misunderstand the meaning of negative as relating to necrotic energy, simultaneously gave light mages a niche to fill in the healing world(they had been having a bit of an identity crisis regarding their significant overlap with cleric classes) and introduced the idea of giving a spell an ill-fitting name to purposefully mislead opponents into responding to the wrong kind of spell, or mix ups.
I think that most D&D spells turn out to be at least a little sinister in this case. Feeblemind, which can cripple a person and leave them barely able to think? Geas, which blackmails people into following your commands at the risk of severe psychic damage? Sure, the silly little bard can cast them, it’s for the greater good :D
Just a heads up: blackmail involves revealing compromising or embarrassing information. The threat of psychic damage is just plain-old extortion/coercion.
Screw all that nonsense just give every cute animal ever sentience and provide for all of them. It is the very best way to play dnd like no one ever was
The 1st edition D&D description of Continual Light included an aside that basically said, "This is a good-aligned spell, but, y'know, if you were to cast it on a dude's eyes, then he'd basically be blind forever and Cure Blindness wouldn't work. Think about it."
Fun fact: there are many words that nowadays mean "bad" or "not good" that actually had alternative meanings in medieval times. For example, "villain" was just another word for a low born farm hand, "craven" just referred to someone who had been defeated, and "punic" just meant someone of Phoenician descent. "Evil" though? That has ALWAYS meant "something bad and cruel," dating all the way back to the proto-Germanic languages that predate even Old High German, the language that makes even Old English look young and fresh by comparison. In short, "evil" is and always has meant "unrepentant bad shit," and all other terms are merely posers trying to ape the true master
On a similar subject, words like "hooligan" and "barbarian" were actually originally racial slurs. Specifically "hooligan" was used to refer to the Irish immigrants in the United Kingdom, while "barbarian" was used by the Roman Empire to refer to anyone who didn't speak Roman.
I have literally never heard of the word "punic." (Neither has my spellcheck in Firefox.) I go look, though, and it's just there. No mention of it being obsolete. No mention of it being regional. This is so weird. I'm not used to encountering words in English that I've never before seen. Who uses this word?
@@Davidk9292 My personal favorite is “vandal,” which originally just referred to people from the Vadalic tribe/kingdom but because of the Romans and later Renaissance writers the term became what it is today
And there’s other famous tools of the arcane, such as the lactose-free “Allwater Body Burst”, the enlightened “Fog of Perpetual Nightmares”, and the award-winning “Bloody Marionette Strings”, all courtesy of the tender witch Evelyn Wildvile~
As someone who once had a spell cast on me I believe strongly that all wizards are good and don't need to be investigated, especially the one who cast a spell on me.
... It was an unsanctioned "enhancement" spell, wasn't it? I swear, whether sexual, sensational, or esthetic, unsanctioned spell junkies are the most unsubtle...
Paladin: Hey guys, why do I sense an aura of misfortune radiating from the wizard? Wizard: Well... uh... you see... I come from a very poor village, and because of that I wasn't baptised as a child, which is tehnically desecration.
My favourite part about this is that the person voicing concerns is "Slime Girl Warlock"; the girl who sold her soul to a demon in order to become slimy.
Fun fact: the esteemed Sorcerer Notatall Evil’s grandfather was the legendary Defnotamur Derer, who created the 7 volumes of Spells to the Light, and the 7 volumes of Lightners’ Potion-Making, which are books that the School of Goodness and Not Terror approves. Notatall Evil is also closely related to other wizards of prestigious background such as Noharmnof Oul, Banblo Odshed, and Notab Adguy. Unfortunately, he is also closely related to the dastardly Nonic Eness and the wretched Geno Cide, but fortunately, he seems to have not retained any of their terrible behavior.
@@gem3763 little girl wondering where her mommy is? Thunder spell An angel looking for her daughter? Thunder spell A lake with a snake dragon in it? You better believe thunder spell
The "Murder Beam" is actually a mistranslation of "Kill beam" from the southern lands of Darkvile where it was utilized as a quick and humane self defense spell and killing in self defense is covered by the "2nd Scroll of Law" in the Darkenshires many presitious "Dark Arts Schools" grades 3-12
Sadly he made a mess of a village where all the paper from the town hall was scattered around a circumference of 120 meters it was a pain to recover all them
Related: German Chocolate Cake was created by someone with the last name German, who had no familial ties to the country of Germany. It was even initially calle "German's Chocolate Cake"
"French Toast" has a similar situation, actually. It was named by Joseph French, and he intended to name it "French's Toast." However, he ended up omitting the " 's, " leading to the name we know it by today.
I usually HATE voiceovers with all of my strength and think they shamelessly rip off the original post and its authors, but yours are fucking great. The voices are fantastic and unlike every other voiceover channel youtube recommends me you add really charming and funny sound effects. Subbed!!
Ah yes, Mage Acquitted of Murder! I believe they were also one of the ones responsible for popularizing crows as arcane familiars, if I remember correctly.
I'm reminded of a DnD anecdote that's sort of a variation of this. A 'cleric' joined the party, but there was something suspicious about their magic. It went something like this... Wizard: "Okay, I know my magic, and our so-called 'cleric' clearly cast Eldritch Blast during that last fight. I'm getting to the bottom of this, I'm casting Detect Good and Evil on him!" (Wizard does so, and is promptly flashbanged by an _extremely_ radiant aura of Good) "AUGH!" 'Cleric': "I told you. I'm a cleric... of a sort." :) (The 'cleric' was a Celestial Warlock. Obscure classes are fun!)
I got to say, maybe the Warlock who is made out of slime is the evil one. I mean can we trust someone who makes a pact with dark powers? Oh the wizards fine though, I know their a highly trained professional who I can trust with my life.
Personally im a fan of the spellcraft of Theo Therguystartedit, who never lost a wizard duel and was said to be one of the fastest casters this side of the isle
My personal favourite is the magic spell made by Notatall Evil’s third cousin’s disciple’s nephew’s uncle’s grandson’s father, the warm and toasty spell “hell’s fiery damnation”. Perfect for a cold winter morning or when someone’s giving you the cold shoulder
We need more people who are more understanding like slimegirlwarlock. They were worried about something, got an explanation, understood it, and is fine again.
Unironically half of my D&D party lol. The most “normal” guy we have is an only lightly cursed mad scientist type artificer. Often times he’ll give party members the “please leave your zombie in the woods outside of town” talk.
Now I want to run a wizard that is just a running Rainbow Raytheon joke that also throws in some dialogue about environmentally friendly hospital bombings.
I mean it's all a matter of the world creating geneva laws for such specific spells like "brain hemmorage", or "instant heatstroke" which is basically heating what "space" is inside of most bodies (I mean summoning water, purification on blood or other spells used inside of a body is some MK fatality stuff that at least is a better warcrime alternative to you trying to find ways to turn your spells into nukes)
Let's not forget the environmentally friendly spell "Acid Torrent", which was made popular by warlock I'mnot Sinister
Yes
SAY HI TO ME
@@NickBrickLegoIslanddon't say hi to that guy
@@NickBrickLegoIslanddon't say hi to that guy
In THIS economy?!
I actually love the idea that the wizard guy is just straight up not evil and just uses spells that are poorly named
“I thought they sounded cool at the time.”
- the guy who named them
@@deadlydingus1138 Now I'm imaging sorcerers naming spells like Xbox usernames. Now every time they attack they have to shout "XxGhostSlayerxX" or "420W1Zard69".
Honestly, I'd give up sorcery if I had to do that. The embarrassment would be a permanent debuff.
@@bane2201 Hey, a free vicious mockery with every casting of another spell, that sounds like a boon to me if anything.
Think of it like the French National Anthem: the Lyrics are all about spilling the blood of their enemies that dare set foot on their land.
Sure, we know they're France, and move in anyway: but if you ONLY heard the Lyrics? You'd assume they were New Sparta.
@@wiilov French wizards
The cracking as the wrist appears, like some decrepit corpse twisting to life is the best part
Or he IS the twisted corpse, man could be a lich for all we know!
Evilwizard: This world is imperfect
Slimegirlwarlock: What?!
Evilwizard: If only I could wipe away the impurities…
Slimegirlwarlock: I agree, would be could if someone did that
Evilwizard: …and make it as beautiful as me!
@@mr.raphael1507 * Gasp* Lysanderoth!! You were behind all this!??!
Remember Men in Black?
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV"𝓘𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓘. 𝓜𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓵𝓪𝔂 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷."
I guess we don't have anything more important to do than to get all hysterical about a wizard who doesn't even wield The Throngler.
Not since the accident...
Perchance...
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Thats a callback if I ever seen one
Not in this economy!
Evil Blast is a spell that you can use to blast evil, so the name is perfectly appropriate for its function.
It's like how Turn Undead is used against undead.
@@MyVanir yes it turn them
@@MyVanirshould be called "spin undead"
Ah the creator of the spell probably meant to call it Blast Evil
@@CruciferWarden Actually they didn't, Sort of. In the language they were native to "Evil blast" was the correct word order, however the initial translator was a either a bit lazy, not the best, or both and they directly translated it without correcting the word order and the mistake has stuck since.
"This world is imperfect. If only I could wipe away its impurities and make it as beautiful as me."
"Nice to meet you too. You seem like a swell guy."
Gasp! Lysandre?! You were behind all this?
My machinations lay undetected for years!
@@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126wasn’t it uh lysanderogh?
hm
wasn’t it uh lysanderoth*? (Text box bugged when typing)
King Dragon sends his regards.
my favorite spell that Strange Wizard can do is "Literal Gun" which obviously heals the team 30 hp
Does this wizard wear a green pointy hat and a pink scarf, by chance?
@@albertskoften1452 well the only one i know that fits that description does not have a spell called "evil blast" so no
I thought you cast Literal Gun on people when they speak in Riddles and whatnot, and you need them to get to the point.
@@SuperDZ555 Not that he's ever told you about, at least.
That’s his neutral special
"Mirador Ashtarotus" suddenly became popular when he renamed his "Hydrodynamic Exsanguination" spell to "Water Nearby Plants". The spell didn't change at all, but focusing on the positives can have a huge impact on your PR.
For anyone who doesn't know what "Hydrodynamic Exsanguination" means, it's "Manipulate Water To Drain Victims of Their Blood"
@@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- Close...it's actually "extract the water from the blood and spread it on the ground around the victim".
@@Dom_Maretti I won't argue, mostly because I'm no linguistic wizard, but breaking it down literally would give you the result I got. Not a flaw in your framing, but perhaps a flaw in my interpretation
@@one_edgy_son_of_a_bi- Oh...I think both interpretations work for the language used. It's more a matter of which effect would work with the replacement title "water nearby plants". I don't think you could water plants with blood.
@@Dom_Maretti You probably could, actually, although it might be a bit too salty. Depends on the kind of plant. Palm trees would totally do fine, they're already right next to the ocean.
I love that “Murder Beam” has a shorter scream than the others, implying that it actually just straight-up killed the victim near-instantly. So all the other spells are likely accurately named as well.
It's actually a tier 4 heal spell. The party member is just scared of dentists.
That means that they are probably indeed light aligned.
@@jismeraiverhoeventhey were named by a clerics son, who in his efforts to rebel against his father, sought to make an evil light spell. Unfortunately for him, all of his attempts at damage spells would only heal. However, by using the same methodology of putting as much energy into a spell as possible to empower a damaging spell into a healing spell, a long-lasting "rule" of healing magic was broken. Before that, the level of energy in a healing spell was widely believed to have to stay below a certain threshold or risk damage to the body of the person being healed. This breakthrough resulted in a school of light mages to keeping the violent and aggressive names for these spells, to honor the mage who first used them. These spells, later dubbed "negative spells" to purposefully confuse opponents who would misunderstand the meaning of negative as relating to necrotic energy, simultaneously gave light mages a niche to fill in the healing world(they had been having a bit of an identity crisis regarding their significant overlap with cleric classes) and introduced the idea of giving a spell an ill-fitting name to purposefully mislead opponents into responding to the wrong kind of spell, or mix ups.
I think that most D&D spells turn out to be at least a little sinister in this case. Feeblemind, which can cripple a person and leave them barely able to think? Geas, which blackmails people into following your commands at the risk of severe psychic damage? Sure, the silly little bard can cast them, it’s for the greater good :D
Just a heads up: blackmail involves revealing compromising or embarrassing information. The threat of psychic damage is just plain-old extortion/coercion.
Ah yeah good point! I could not think of the word but yeah that works better, thank you o7
So bards are evil, makes sense.
Screw all that nonsense just give every cute animal ever sentience and provide for all of them. It is the very best way to play dnd like no one ever was
The 1st edition D&D description of Continual Light included an aside that basically said, "This is a good-aligned spell, but, y'know, if you were to cast it on a dude's eyes, then he'd basically be blind forever and Cure Blindness wouldn't work. Think about it."
All of my alcoholic beverages seem to keep vanishing, and I'm beginning to suspect that _Therumgone, the Wise_ may have something to do with it.
This. I like this.
Oh that’s terrible!
But why Therumgone?
@@maxthepaladin2147 Now do you get it?
@@maxthepaladin2147 Everyone always asks "why is Therumgone", but no-one ever asks "how is Therumgone".
Fun fact: there are many words that nowadays mean "bad" or "not good" that actually had alternative meanings in medieval times. For example, "villain" was just another word for a low born farm hand, "craven" just referred to someone who had been defeated, and "punic" just meant someone of Phoenician descent.
"Evil" though? That has ALWAYS meant "something bad and cruel," dating all the way back to the proto-Germanic languages that predate even Old High German, the language that makes even Old English look young and fresh by comparison.
In short, "evil" is and always has meant "unrepentant bad shit," and all other terms are merely posers trying to ape the true master
Dang! That's crazy!!
On a similar subject, words like "hooligan" and "barbarian" were actually originally racial slurs. Specifically "hooligan" was used to refer to the Irish immigrants in the United Kingdom, while "barbarian" was used by the Roman Empire to refer to anyone who didn't speak Roman.
@@Davidk9292*refers to Latin as Roman* barbarian spotted
I have literally never heard of the word "punic." (Neither has my spellcheck in Firefox.)
I go look, though, and it's just there. No mention of it being obsolete. No mention of it being regional.
This is so weird. I'm not used to encountering words in English that I've never before seen.
Who uses this word?
@@Davidk9292 My personal favorite is “vandal,” which originally just referred to people from the Vadalic tribe/kingdom but because of the Romans and later Renaissance writers the term became what it is today
And there’s other famous tools of the arcane, such as the lactose-free “Allwater Body Burst”, the enlightened “Fog of Perpetual Nightmares”, and the award-winning “Bloody Marionette Strings”, all courtesy of the tender witch Evelyn Wildvile~
As someone who once had a spell cast on me I believe strongly that all wizards are good and don't need to be investigated, especially the one who cast a spell on me.
... It was an unsanctioned "enhancement" spell, wasn't it? I swear, whether sexual, sensational, or esthetic, unsanctioned spell junkies are the most unsubtle...
Can never go wrong with a murder beam, especially from the awesome strange wizard 👍
What about the wizard made you think he was evil?
I think you mean *awseome
there needs to be more "evil" wizards like necromancers and litches or other forbidden magic users who are actually nice i swear
Myrhan, the Millennial King of Arran'ak
YES finally someone who thinks alike
Necomancer
Ever heard of Canas?
Pisces Jealnet
Paladin: Hey guys, why do I sense an aura of misfortune radiating from the wizard?
Wizard: Well... uh... you see... I come from a very poor village, and because of that I wasn't baptised as a child, which is tehnically desecration.
Wizard: I'm an orphan.
An aura of misfortune on a person sounds like the person was just cursed to have bad luck and/or the people around them to have bad luck. It i
My favourite part about this is that the person voicing concerns is "Slime Girl Warlock"; the girl who sold her soul to a demon in order to become slimy.
Can’t wait for her to use her slime-shooting powers!
@@TheCaregiverSITMOBI've heard that one before
Hey now, the slime could be unrelated to the warlockery
@@syrelian I guess we can't make assumptions. Though, what better power is there?
@@albertskoften1452 She could just be a natural slime girl
Still dark warlock powers though
Fun fact: the esteemed Sorcerer Notatall Evil’s grandfather was the legendary Defnotamur Derer, who created the 7 volumes of Spells to the Light, and the 7 volumes of Lightners’ Potion-Making, which are books that the School of Goodness and Not Terror approves. Notatall Evil is also closely related to other wizards of prestigious background such as Noharmnof Oul, Banblo Odshed, and Notab Adguy. Unfortunately, he is also closely related to the dastardly Nonic Eness and the wretched Geno Cide, but fortunately, he seems to have not retained any of their terrible behavior.
Don't forget "I CAST THUNDER SPELL!" by the sophisticated Sophist
didn't expect that reference here
you should add "I CAST DARK BLAST" to the list
thunder spell and dark blast
Thunder spell is always the answer
@@gem3763 little girl wondering where her mommy is? Thunder spell
An angel looking for her daughter? Thunder spell
A lake with a snake dragon in it? You better believe thunder spell
Rogue: How could anything be afoot? Did someone start turning people into feet?
presumably a foot could be afoot
Can we mention that the concern came from "Slime Girl Warlock", presumably an avid user of the completely dark being free "Eldritch Blast" spell? XD
"And the ever popular Fair-Trade 'Murder-Beam'" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.
disintegrate :)
I like how the scream for Fair Trade Murder Beam cuts off prematurely.
The "Murder Beam" is actually a mistranslation of "Kill beam" from the southern lands of Darkvile where it was utilized as a quick and humane self defense spell and killing in self defense is covered by the "2nd Scroll of Law" in the Darkenshires many presitious "Dark Arts Schools" grades 3-12
Well some regions use different names for same spells just preference
@@lorekeeper685 some call it the euthanasia beam
@@maxfraxx3349 wait until you learn what do they call power word castrate
(Real spell third party tho)
When you want to be evil but the game still railroads you into being a good guy
Really, any beam can be a "Murder Beam" if you try hard enough.
Now I'm imagining a dwarwen barbarian that just carries a giant I-beam around called "The magic beam" and uses is exclusively against wizzards.
All fun and games until the evilwizard shouts out,"TESTICULAR TORTION!!!!"
My favorite good guy spell is “Nuclear Fireball Requiem of Death,” which was patented by Sir Arson Nist of Hell’s Prison.😁
Sadly he made a mess of a village where all the paper from the town hall was scattered around a circumference of 120 meters it was a pain to recover all them
@@oinkytheink1228 Nah, you’re thinking of Ms. Natt Zee. She was just trying to make a renewable energy spell. Bless her 100% pure heart.😔
Related:
German Chocolate Cake was created by someone with the last name German, who had no familial ties to the country of Germany.
It was even initially calle "German's Chocolate Cake"
"French Toast" has a similar situation, actually.
It was named by Joseph French, and he intended to name it "French's Toast." However, he ended up omitting the " 's, " leading to the name we know it by today.
That pronunciation of "Awseome" sold it for me
Glad to see everything's going well for the spell making community
I usually HATE voiceovers with all of my strength and think they shamelessly rip off the original post and its authors, but yours are fucking great. The voices are fantastic and unlike every other voiceover channel youtube recommends me you add really charming and funny sound effects. Subbed!!
the existence of “evil blast” somewhat implies there is a good blast.
I just want to appreciate the audio cues going on here. Brilliant work that had me laughing a bit too much!
Thanks be to Jeaney who archives these amazing exchanges
He’s not evil,
Just *efficient*
Obviously, it's called "Evil Blast" because it blasts the evil
0:44 All joints in my skeleton, when I try to be quiet at night :
This is a Discworld style bit and I’m all here for it
Ah yes… wheels within wheels, and a scheme centuries in the making comes to fruition…
A scheme of kindness and good! Most assuredly! Aweseome video!
Ah yes, Mage Acquitted of Murder! I believe they were also one of the ones responsible for popularizing crows as arcane familiars, if I remember correctly.
I'm reminded of a DnD anecdote that's sort of a variation of this. A 'cleric' joined the party, but there was something suspicious about their magic. It went something like this...
Wizard: "Okay, I know my magic, and our so-called 'cleric' clearly cast Eldritch Blast during that last fight. I'm getting to the bottom of this, I'm casting Detect Good and Evil on him!"
(Wizard does so, and is promptly flashbanged by an _extremely_ radiant aura of Good) "AUGH!"
'Cleric': "I told you. I'm a cleric... of a sort." :)
(The 'cleric' was a Celestial Warlock. Obscure classes are fun!)
I can confirm that the wizard is in no way evil, and you shouldn't look into him or who he hangs out with.
I also heard about a charity spell called 'bonemincer' by a travelling wizard named 'Billnot Maniacle'
Phenomenal sound design. Just gets better every upload you make!
I was so immersed in this one, i didn't want it to end. 10/10 would again.
Seriously the additional sound effects Jeaney adds here are just pure gold. Thank you.
It's the short spells that are the most dangerous... "THRONG-LAR!" (army of thousands of orcs instantly turned to charred skeletons).
Evil Wizard has they/them pronouns, now THIS is the representation I want!!!
I got to say, maybe the Warlock who is made out of slime is the evil one. I mean can we trust someone who makes a pact with dark powers?
Oh the wizards fine though, I know their a highly trained professional who I can trust with my life.
Personally im a fan of the spellcraft of Theo Therguystartedit, who never lost a wizard duel and was said to be one of the fastest casters this side of the isle
The bones in the jaw cracking as he strained to smile really sold it.
My personal favourite is the magic spell made by Notatall Evil’s third cousin’s disciple’s nephew’s uncle’s grandson’s father, the warm and toasty spell “hell’s fiery damnation”. Perfect for a cold winter morning or when someone’s giving you the cold shoulder
I follow evil wizard on tumblr, they give some great magic advice
The crunchyness of that thumbs up😭😭😭😭
the sound design is the best part of these videos
“I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you” is such a good line lol
“Auhesome”
*bone breaking noises*
Fantastic!
The sound effects were so fun
We need more people who are more understanding like slimegirlwarlock. They were worried about something, got an explanation, understood it, and is fine again.
The bone snapping "👍🏻"
💀💀💀
I thought "murder beam" was a cleric spell, like "exploit"
No thats Euthanasia Bolt that the Clerics use
I like the idea of magic users who try to help people by using only the most horrific dark arts imaginable
why is the very quickly fading away scream during "murder beam" so funny
gotta love them daily uploads
Hey jeaney, whats your favorite candy/bar? Please, its for science 🫣
Somebody is having fun with the sound effects library..
The hand crackling of the evil wizard doing a thumbs up gets me everytime
I love the bone cracking sound making seem like evilwizard is not even human and is doing their best to mimic human-like behavior
These sound effects are great.
"awseome 👍"
a truly beautiful set of words
I love fantasy names, they're so neat and weird.
I personally prefer the spell “fuck that thing and turn it to dust”
The sound effect for "Murder Beam" did exactly that to me
Gosh I love this channel
No, we cannot talk about that strange wizard.
THE SOUND EFFECT OF THE THUMBS UP WHAHAHHAHA 😂😂😂 you didn't have to but it made it 300 times better
Evil wizard missed out on saying “apart from you (turns you into a foot with wizard powers)”
Tbh my fav spell rn is the really cute Laser of Nightmares. it was pioneered by Sorcerer Imtotally Notademon.
THE CRACKING SOUNDS WITH THE THUMBS UP WAS DIABOLICAL MAN
I love how much the Evil Wizard sounds like the Warcraft 2 Death Knight.
Unironically half of my D&D party lol. The most “normal” guy we have is an only lightly cursed mad scientist type artificer. Often times he’ll give party members the “please leave your zombie in the woods outside of town” talk.
Now I want to run a wizard that is just a running Rainbow Raytheon joke that also throws in some dialogue about environmentally friendly hospital bombings.
Can’t forget about the newly found spell “Skeletal deconstruction” spell coined by the Great Mage I’mtotallyuncorruptedbydarkforces Nothingwronghere!
I mean it's all a matter of the world creating geneva laws for such specific spells like "brain hemmorage", or "instant heatstroke" which is basically heating what "space" is inside of most bodies (I mean summoning water, purification on blood or other spells used inside of a body is some MK fatality stuff that at least is a better warcrime alternative to you trying to find ways to turn your spells into nukes)
I like to think Notatall Evil just named those spells because he was going through an edgy middle school phase when making his own spells
Hey at least Avada Kevadra is genuinely a merciful death.
Who could forget the spell go go gadget murder. Patented by notademon
When your party fails, every sense motive check
i hope we never lose our fixation on bearded sorcerers
The voice you did for the first person sounded like Captain Slag’s first mate Rusty Pete.
This is what it’s like role playing a warlock who’s trying to hide their pact
“awseome 👍” -evilwizard
the fact that his name is evil wizard lmao
The crackle when he showed a thumbs up at the end sounded really ouchie 😢
I saw strange wizard ripping off the skin off someone’s face, I am glad he is so enthusiastic about fighting for good!
I just wanted to mention that it looked really cool.
Aw how nice of the strange wizard to give them some nice electro therapy! It was so good that they fell asleep instantly!
So great thanks as allways