What Does Your Search History Say About You?
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*deletes search history* what search history?
Lol
Hot Java same brotha
Doesn't matter whether you delete it or not. These huge corporations and the government save all of your data on servers.
veni vidi shut up, you xenophobe
Hentai
Our search history says that we're all hypocrites.
Not ALL of us. It is more like the majority of YOU.
Daniel Duncan Wrong
MuitoDaora that's the bottom line!
Woke
Brendan Dawson HE'S WOKE
Your search history reveals that you don’t know how to turn on incognito mode
Missing Semicolon exactly
😂😂
I use Bing and Microsoft edge where it will DELETE the SYSTEM32 Folder if necessary
@@rycedj2934 searches are saved online, they won't get deleted even if you destroy your pc
My search history mostly consist of educational biology related subject, especially in human reproduction.
IRFZ44 Euphemism?
IRFZ44 yeah, me too.
Are you a Mosfet?
Lol what
Same here
I personally clean out my search history only bc I like the feeling of cleaning it out 😂
"The dirtiest search histories are often the cleanest" - Mahatma Gandhi
simplymaci
Yeah.
I do it because I watch porn.
Crazilajimpers Gandhi is so inspirational
Ikr, I used to do it just in case my mom uses my phone so that she won't see all the porn searched, but now that I don't watch porn daily or frequently anymore, I like clearing it, nice & clean. I never delete my RUclips history though since I revisit videos I like several times
It says that I'm a porn addicted
React Brasil *addict
React Brasil vc por aqui? Kkkk/you ?kkkk(sorry my bad english)
Logan he's a very famous youtuber in brazil :P
React Brasil 😂❤️omg
Use incognito dumbass
this was depressing. also people aren't going to search about good things because they don't need help with those
unless you want to learn how to play the happy bday song on the piano for your crush
TigerClaws44 screw that, give me drums and a good singer and the work needed is so much less.
I don't understand this sentence
why depressing?
Megan Jensen I don't understand this comment
I just checked my search history, here it is:
Fun facts about cows
How to make garlic bread
Dank memes
Dank memes
Dank memes
Spicy memes
Dank memes
Spicy memes
What is the meaning of life
What if you woke and you were a chicken nugget
I hate it when I'm studying and velociraptor throws
This is a comment that I have written: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Lol
Mine alerts the government to put me on a watch list
Come get me
Vaginal Protrusion Of The Cyst Filled Outer Labia dude what the heck I saw you so many times before my mind is blown
nice username.
So, how's the vaginal protrusion of the cyst filled outer labia been Vaginal Protrusion of the Cyst Filled Outer Labia?
Vaginal Protrusion Of The Cyst Filled Outer Labia same
Nice try, *CIA* !
mrcomp lol
mrcomp NSA*
Edward Snowden
mrcomp ha neeerrrds
CIA is for foreign countries; NSA is the one you're looking for. (Hopefully they don't put me on a list for this...)
He probably mean't that CIA is for like Terrorism Prevention and searching for criminals thought to be out of USA. Right?
My search history tells me that I am a "nerd".
Lucky
me too! :D
I'm 50-50.
Bye guys, I'm going to prison
Sasaki Umiquema y
Bye
Damn bombs
cya
Sasaki Umiquema see ya there
My search history would get me arrested for a lot of various unrelated things tbh
Anime lolis don't count right? Right!? RIGHT!? **hears sirens** AH SHI-
Jude Pelaez I'm just a 12 year old watching porn at night... I can't relate.
I'm just a nigga wit a rocket launcher
Jude Pelaez
Nia Thompson Same girl 😂
It says PORN
Free Coins *P0RN
Pron
Pron
Purn
Hahah, it says absolutley.. "erm.. " **Backs out of comments slowly** 💨
AND WE DANCE. VLOGS hahaha😂
When your parents type "P"
Is this some kind of peasent joke which I don't understand
@ignasviplol1 ya I use incognito I'm not some filthy muggpe
Ok how can I put this in a way *YOU* can understand: porn starts with p so if you looked it up it will show up in the search bar do you get it now🤷🏼♀️
@@samanthataylor3815 YES I.USE.INGONITO smh I have to explain jokes to ppl
good. glad you understand, you have graduated kindergarten congrats 🎉
I'm just here for the comments😂
Leigha Lawrence same
Leigha Lawrence Same
+yolene techer nice try bub i have an antivirus
Videos of all new games are here. shortlink.im/RVEnA
Videos of all new games are here. shortlink.im/RVEnA
"What's your search history?"
Me: Oh I don't keep track
Mind: *D E L E T E*
Josuke Higashikata 「DORARARA」 lol
Mine is pornhub
Lol
JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA!
Incognito browsing 💯
“Millions of Americans are living in the closet.”
hi hello me
camhasproblems samee
me too :hug:
nut
it can be cured
Same
Scientist: "what has your search history looked like in the past two months?"
Me: "...nothing."
*deletes 200 searches for images of garlic bread*
😂
XD
literally me
One does not simply talk about his browser history
Andreas Egger Internet history is sacred.
What does your search history say about you?
That I need the bible..
tadiwa musarurwa SAME
The Bible killsss
tadiwa musarurwa i
Zach Nelson nope
Relatable
My search history is blank...
😏👌
What search history?
I’m no biomajor w/ a biomechanics degree but I know of a secret feature on literally EVERY browser out there! It’s called: *Private Mode.* WOOOOW!!!
Mine is all clear. I don't use incognito tabs or anything...
Danger Close26 this could get weirder if...
Hell
Ctrl SHIFT N ftw!
*i don't delete search history cuz im too lazy to bookmark*
Azio Prism you can just pin tabs you know.
Absolute madlad
So what if I search BBC? 😩
That depends. Do you have safe search on or off? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ilovesparky13 hopefully its off
The Chinese even hate other Chinese. My Chinese friends will tell you the same.
Grill Wasabi Sushi Channel Don't act like you don't already know...
Grill Wasabi Sushi Channel then you have just committed digital black face
2:57
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Hahahaha
Zlimed ! Y e s
The only thing in my search history is,
“How to sleep 12 hours in 4 hours”
Lmfao.
Probably says I'm a sick lonely kinky dude
*Yee McGee* I am subbed to like 50 channels, so I'm always on YT lol
lol I am subbed to like 100.
Same
Think that's bad? I have 624 subscriptions.
Yee McGee expand
I'm always on incognito mode lmao
You need more than just that to cover your tracks.
Suvi-Tuuli Allan how?
A wild Jigglypuff appeared! U r in the legends list 😊
princess jungkook n jimin - Use an overlay network, such as Tor.
Tino Marttila Is Tor, a VPN and proxy enough? 🤔
Can y'all do a "what happened if all the rice got poured into the ocean"? Just because I'm curious for how it would be, because doesn't rice absorb moisture and grow in water?
Do you really think that all the rice would soak up the ocean? Are you aware of how large our earth is?
Dellnello753 ARE YOU AWARE OF THE SHEER POTENTIAL OF RICE??
Think about it; rice absorbs moisture, fish eat floating things and... we are 't allowed to throw rice at wedings cause birds eat it and ...ewwwww!
even before I watched the video I knew my search history says that I need help
;-;
Elli World me too I want to kill myself 🔪
So...suicidal? Or a psycho? Im pretty sure i am considered to be both.
Probably because i googled how to get cyanide,what is the lethal dose of cyanide, and what is the most painless way of suicide.
What Does Your Search History Say About You?
That i like AsapScience 😏
Tell Me This Smooth! 😂
😏😏
o c e a n m a n gtfo special people REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS CHANNEL IS FOR NORMIES!
Tell Me This yup
It says I'm addicted to Rick and Morty and Nirvana
I don't have a search history
DELLLEEEEETTTTTTEEEEEE
fart man 😂😂😂😂
Yes you do. It just isn't visible to you anymore, but it's not deleted from existence.
Yankee Fan101 u can fully delete it if u go to myactivity.google.com
Me: Thanos what does your search history-
*snaps finger*
Thanos: What history
If you see porn in someone's search history don't be surprised. Actually rather than being disturbed by them watching porn be disturbed by the opposite because a lot of times that means they get pleasure from something else...
oh really?
I think surprised is not the thing, it is more like akwardness... One time a guard that is in my grandparent's place asked me to help him connect to the internet and gave me his phone, said he would pick it up later. And when i pressed the "close open applications" button, there was a porn video halfway playing and it was a bit awkward to give it back afterwards...
Like those weirdos called furries
My history is filled with wahmen respecting content
respect wahmen
Wahmen respector 6969 here
*yess*
Aegis the Overextender ok then.
So lesbian porn?
Incognito anyone?
mR. StRAnGe
Google don't care if you are incognito mode they will still spy on you.
Everyone knows about incognito..This isn't about your search history in chrome but it can still be tracked
Mr.Hobomice They still spy because people may think incognito = searching illegal things. Like trying to buy weapons or drugs lol. The deep web is true anonymity but I guess messed up stuff goes on there since there are no boundaries.
mR. StRAnGe google still gets their search statistics and you get to avoid having easily found searches, it's a win win!
Incognito is only good for visiting twitter feeds you're banned on.
I love how you don’t break a laugh during a single moment of this video. This is comedy gold. Especially the incest. 🤣
The only thing I search for is memes...
As I just watched this video, my search history reveals that I'm worried about my search history.
delete it
That's deep
Two Words...
Incognito mode 🕵
HexaRex VPN TOR on neighbors WiFi 💪
Your activity might still be visible
Incognito mode stops Chrome from saving your browsing activity. But your activity might still be visible to:
Websites you visit, including the ads and resources used on those sites
Your employer, school, or whoever runs the network you’re using
Your internet service provider
hahhahahahahahhahaha , yeah , definitely , as if the ISP isn't still tracking your every search .As long as you are on chrome , you are most definitely having your search history recorded
TheTrogolizer nice copy and paste skills
Chuva Reyes Better than LMGTFY
The last part about Facebook is so true, reason why I don't really touch/post in Social media apart from scrolling through and watch some shared funny videos. Its like everyone is trying to impress each other how smart, beautiful, rich and skilled they are. I get it if you're like 10-15 doing it, since its puberty, but adults? Nah, you need to grow up.
My google history is all Hamilton actors, famous novelists/writers, and music. And tv tropes. A lot of tv tropes....
It says xvideos to me
MannMitSchnurrbart yo I saw you on the vid of the self healing robot
MannMitSchnurrbart same...lol
MannMitSchnurrbart #xvideos for porn lover's
Your Profile name makes that so much better to read 😂😂
yeah xvideos has a lot better stuff and more variety but pornhub is okay
Please don't judge me for my search history. It's for research purposes. I'm a writer.
Babs likes cartoons oml same
sameee
H E N T A I H E A V E N
titania boloria 😭😭😭😭 I know
Rip heaven you will be missed
This was a really great video
My search history shows that I'm a person who does my homework and look at random yu gi oh cards....
I thought I'd be taking that to my grave...
Jump Patatas bmbhb
I do my homework too......
Looool 0:55 when the guy was pointing "Liars!" I was creasing lmao
TroopzTV df
Video narrations of recent updates. shortlink.im/DiuUt
TroopzTV b
TroopzTV I
Lol
This man threw more facts at me than my whole school life added up altogether.
I wonder how many markers you run out of in one video? you help me learn so much! Keep it up!
Yeah, it's tell me that I'm smart enough to use an incognito mode
Ecks DEEE your profile picture says it all
Why can't we include the whole world?
Nothing against the US but they make around 7% of the world population
I just think that it would be more intersting for people outside of the US (Europe, China,...) to be included in the video aswell
or perhaps I am one of the few subs who doesn't live in the US
Chris urquhart lol okay calm down madman
igor MB its kinda wierd that the N word even exists outside the west.
igor MB Search history in Being: Is being called one in a million an insult?
China's would be an image of a censor bar.
I don't live in the US either
I used to not search what I was ashamed of, but I got over it
It says that I'm a depressed virgin
This episode contained lots of information that I didn't need...
Next video: What does incognito mode say about you?
Alphaplaye
That I need a lawyer 😶
Alphaplayer 1 It says finally porn time is here!
Alphaplayer 1 that I need a new hobby
I want more statistical vids like this.
Hey currently been dealing with low to no social interactions, so I thought an interesting video idea for you guys would be:
"What if you stopped socializing?"
Would enjoy learning about that, also curious on what it's doing to me if anything.
Here comes the insane amount of porn jokes.........
Knight Warrior Are NOT jokes :3
I thought I was getting a video about search history, instead it's a video mostly about sexual stuff. I can't be the only one who uses the internet for things other than porn, can I?
i mainly use the internet for youtube, weather (yes i said weather), and steam.
Christopher Beckstrom Not alone at all ^_^
We all use it for other things than porn we don't just stare at a screen for 3.3 billion hours
+Christopher Beckstrom I find it unsettling, that our search history just has to be about these topics!
Did you honestly think a video about search history _wasn't_ going to get sexual at some point?
I... wasn't expecting this...
My frickin search history is how the frick do i make my iq higher
you cant
You can, it is not easy, though. Just like loosing weight or learning a new skill, you need to train every day and you will see small improvements in the long term...
Places like Brilliant are good for this
Lots of math and patterns in general. Although IQ is a little overrated because it's what you do with your knowledge and intelligence. Go look up the Unabomber if you're not already familiar with him. The guy was a genius, but decided to make such a horrible decision in his life killing and hurting many.
How do they do this research?
Google is always watching
bc searches online are recorded by the search engine "google" and recorded, as well as time stamped and with your location. clearing your browsing history doesnt stop google, your internet company, or someone with a little bit of computer knowledge from knowing what you have searched.
But how are THEY retrieving this information? Is it accessible to anyone to see how many people are looking up "Is my wife cheating?" or do they need some specific application?
Always Learnin' Some of this info would be available here: trends.google.com/trends/ But some of it makes me wonder too. Like how do they get gender as a factor. I suppose if you log on to your google account they might get a whole lot of demographic on you.
Always Learnin' - Google trends
I head into some weird places. I searched "elderass" and ended up reading parts of the Journal of the House of Representatives, Second Session of the Third, Legislative Assembly of Wisconsin where I sat laughing because a guy had the last name "Elderass."
I am a child.
Decaying Reverie this is beautiful
I look up things ALL the time, and sometimes the things I look up genuinely aren't about me, but something that peaked my curiosity. If someone were to see my search history, they would just call me information hungry if I had to guess lol.
So interesting!!
THE CONDOM PART IS INCORRECT! You don't buy 1 condom at a store, you buy a pack that has multiple in them! The number for how many are sold each year is PACKS not individually! The guys are saying individual condoms they used NOT PACKS!
nothing surprising. most statistics these days can't be trusted anyway
Surely one would not use stats to further an agenda!
I don't know where they got that info, but I am sure they didn't go and ask every pharmacy how many condoms they sold. Those stats comes from factories. It doesn't matter if they are packed or not.
Mid40's Gamer what agenda? An agenda saying guys don't use as many condoms as they say they do? The Right has really become cancerous hasn't it?
what agenda exactly
My search history says that we should seize the means of production
my search history says u need the helicopter ride
Same, comrade
You should, it always turns out well if history is anything to go by!
Jayden Ricigliano
ruclips.net/video/umEDct4BoGc/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/d3bkJTJ6O9Y/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/U06jlgpMtQs/видео.html
Make a part 2 this first one was just way too funny ;)
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
It's best to not see someone's history... mortifying 😣
I dont need a video to tell me I'm a porn addict
this video somehow made me feel better about myself!
My search history:
•list of supervolcanoes
•Russian missiles
•what country is a gun from call of duty originates?
•speed of sound
•cities skylines tutorials
•origin of "war,war never changes" quote
• stalag flucht help
•world conquerer 4 battle of Kurtz help
•NATO
Y'all got dirty minds
Mine says I watch too much hentai.
And I don't regret it.
DrakDagon It's only too much when you make a sexual moan after stubbing your toe.
DrakDagon my 11 year old brother says he watches it. I wanted to search what it was before but couldn't spell it due to the way it was pronounced. Should I be worried?
Abi Ikr well it depends on the type but it's the equivalent of watching porn, (until you reach the shit I've seen) that's when the FBI gets involved. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DrakDagon it also says your 13
Austino EL Hoggey I wish, those were the simple days.
Stop looking at my search history stats..
*asapscience uses history search* you have activated my trap card *reveals incognito mode*
This channel is phenominal!
"Do I have bug eyes?"
Can someone tell me how searching the N-word is racist ?
Hostile Tampon liberal magic
because it's a slur
Why else would someone search the word
BMAN488877, Clearly showing it in this video as well.
Hostile Tampon They didn't say that, they just assumed that some of the searches with the N word in it were racist.
Who else would be interested in a site which analyzed peoples' search history to tell people what their search history implies about them?
I at least can't directly recall looking up any of the type of thing the video mentioned, so I'm not sure what a superspy could infer from them.
super interesting!
Our search history says that the day AI accesses it and decides to publish it on social media we are all doomed my dears...
Good thing my search history is normal...
TheGoldenAirCats HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHH good one
Quick Fix THEY CANT! THEY WONT! **goes strictly to private browsers**
Np it'll only be a surprise to the adults in my life.
My friends are poor, poor souls.
Well I learned nothing about MY Google search after this video.
3:48 Oh crap I’m from Western PA
"Incognito mode" ~
My spine hurts
Yoou have BUG EYES
spine cancer- WebMD
Kool.
I have Kyphosis
dying inside
Here unroles the porn jokes 😂
69 likes lol
no. not anymore
Woah I am also an Izzy R. XD
I love asapSCIENCE
1:42 Sweet home Alabama!
incognito tab!!! Is like hiding drugs 😏
Only from people who use your PC..The data still can be tracked
darryl onacloud you would know
Nothing cuz it doesnt exist
Well a detective like you would cover up your tracks
All searches made on google are recorded and kept. Even if deleted.
L would be the kind of person to use a private search engine
I have evidence to suggest you're in fact Kira
Sheena1234ization L couldn't be kira. It's yagami
This video really jumps to some conclusions
says: "delete me now".
I have porn on my DS for some reason, I was like 10 years old ffs....
i didnt even know you could do that, and i do own a DS and 3DS.
Ha
It's possible on the DSi
Wait, is that not normal?
Yeah I had some on my DS Lite
Personally I use the private tab that doesn't record your search history
Omegagon Grape get a vpn then
Shamar Coke at the end of the day the server will still know and not every thing is safe Vpn just encrypt the stuff and sand as well as open a path that only the server and you can talk but your ISP still can see the "data" so if they are determined to Check they still can see
“What’s your search history?”
The last thing I searched before I stopped tracking history..
..was “how to turn on Incognito Mode”.
This channel is better than Science class