SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS BABY | Granny Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- I am the world's deadliest child. I cannot be contained and Granny will suffer my wrath
►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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Edited by Pixlpit: / @aliceandchill
Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Like the video or Granny will bake you cookies.... and you don't want those cookies!
Oatmeal
U should play this with the boys
Haha
You can play with people
@@Arenhernandes yes you can.
I can't wait until he realizes he can play with the lads
Imagine that......GRANDMA TURG
Hell yeah
Same!!! I can’t wait to see that 😂
Yeah... I thought this game is multiplayer only LOL
Who do you think he'sgoing to play with
the funny thing is that in a year people who didn't watch Unus Annus are gonna have no idea where those clips are from
I immediately went to the comments to see if anybody else pointed it out
Oh my god yes :0
Imma feel bad lol
That's what I was thinking😂
Which one??
Oh I see it. Nevermind
"I'm a baby and I have a Molotov."
*Waiting for Jack to discover that there's grenades*
Imagine if there was destructible objects
*Grenade time*
Wait until he stabs granny in the back XD
I love JackSepticEye's old man impression...But i kinda feel bad for the old people.
“Prepare to meet your maker”
@@dancingcarapace "THE B*TCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!!"
"Granny tased the baby and then i fell out the window!"
The chaotic energy behind this ONE sentence is unbelievable
When Unus Annus is over, that middle clip will confuse so many people..
What clip
Why do I always read these spoilers a half second before the video shows it
lmmmaaao
@@tony003352 5:54
Ah yes, unnus annus
Robin must've had Seán's dirty bean water before editing this video
robin is always a top teir editor
Why are you here lol
i just want to thank Robin real quick for adding the "Dead grandma" meme because i'm in tears-
69 likes n i c e
@@shadowsmasher8890 That may be true, but adding it at the right moment was brilliant.
However, it's still disturbing...
I feel the "emo" music fan in you
jack: brings up unus annus memories
me: *sorrow noises*
Seán: "This is the BEST GAME EVER, It's hilarious!"
wait till you play multiplayer.
he should play it with pewds
I would love it better
@@hy3na739 bell of agreement
wait till you play Halloween mode
@The_Pandaren_boi omg that is so going to being his nickname by time he stops youtube
Jack: this is the BEST game ever
Us: multiplayer multiplayer multiplayer
That was literally so me at the start of the vid
All-Irish Battle Royale?
@@SchazmenRassir Imagine Irish babies trying to kill Kevin who's just kicking babies across the yard
I can't wait when he does multiplayer, if he does
Unus Annus: exists
Jack: hippity hoppity, your pain is my property.
What's that?
your profile pic is hot
@@jeremywith_pants lol
@@Jake1702 Oh no....you need to start watching BEFORE TIME RUNSA OUT
It feels like Robin didn't edit this video
Jack : what is she spraying me with
Me : It'S ChiLd RePPelAnT!!
she aint spraying condoms
@@roby_aliv8646 bruh 💀
I needs some at a dentist office
Oh god
Unus Annus plays
“There’s a possibility I’ll get tased...”
“I feel like I’m never gonna be able to open my eyes again. You’re fine, it’s fine.”
Me: YEAHHHHH
The “Dead Grandma” edit just KILLED me!
I LOLed
why am I laughing
I still need to know the context of that stream clip...
Goo Lagoon someone donated to her saying their grandma died and asked her to dance. Idk i can’t remember it fully but I’m sure it’s satire
Your joke is so stupid that it's actually funny
Editor: *Puts Unus Annus clips in the video*
Me: Careful, hes a hero!
I love how most of these comments are about the Unus Annus clips in the video instead of the actual game... :)
@@unusannusfan1386 ikr, love the username btw
Noice!
So this video will have to be deleted.
Imagine when Jack finds out this is Multiplayer....
And he plays... with THE BOYS!
ahh great 4 Irish potatoes trying to murder a grandma with glass jars
MARGARET FATCHER IS DEAD
Grate one
Hey I think this guy deserves 10,000 subscribers, I don’t know why, I just have a hunch.
WITH THE LADS
1:33
Jack: “Am I going through life?”
*No, Jack. You are going through a wall*
Truer words have never been said
this was funnier than it should have been
When unus annus is over the clips will be so ironic also the editing in this video is **chefs kiss**
hahah, tru
what do you mean he’s going to be over what’s happening
daytobinn Unus Annus is a channel that lasts for 1 year and is then going to be deleted forever.
Cabbage Lord you better delete that comment when its over 👀
Laughing so hard at a baby being tased is all the proof I need that I should never have children.
Same here,
They'd end up dead in 5 minutes
Same here 😂
Plz dont be my mother
@@ChiefEngineerRHarik Lol
Hi
Why do I feel like Sean spends hours awake at night thinking of how he’s going to do his next intro...😂
And outro, sometimes
In the beginning he sounds just like my papa, he’s from Ireland, and has that thick accent. We love him dearly. Papa Shamas
I LOVE how Robin put unus annus clips here and there. Thats so SWEET
Yea but they’ll probably still be there after Unus Annus ends :(
@@austynator4575 Artifacts of a forgotten place...
@@austynator4575 this will probably be the only proof of Unus Annus, eventually..
We know he's watching
Can you imagine if the mother came back for her child?
Mother: How did it go with my son?
Granny: Oh, it was fine. I caught him on my shelves so I tased him and he fell out a window. Then he came at me with a Molotov so I kicked him across the yard. Then, while we were getting ready for Halloween, I let a demon out of its cage and let it play with him. Just a few little problems when he kept throwing stuff at me, but otherwise okay
“Oh that’s alright then, I’m glad you two are getting along”
The mom:😓
Not to mention the grenades instead of eggs at Easter
Sounds normal
Sounds like a typical Thursday! :)
I'm actually staying at my grandmother's house this week and this is exactly how my grandmother and my little brother interact. It's absolute chaos here.
Show them this video lol
your little brother throws molotovs at your grandma?
Denzel W. Isn’t that how every family works?
Ill pray for you 😂😂😂
Eddie Champ not mine.We actually get along.
I can't wait for Jack to play with his friends.
The whole time I was waiting for him to scream “HE DABBED” when the baby jumped
Same. I've always thought the jumps in this game look like dabs.
Can we just take a moment to respect the editing.
Yes, it's good, but it's a tiny bit annoying. It's the reason why I stopped watching "new" Jack.
@@Nahtnaught. Agreed.
What happened to Robin?
Septic Astriplier robins still here it says in the description and personally I think the new jack it better than the old jack but that’s just my opinion
Jack: "There is a baby running around with a molotov in his hand waiting to throw it at his grandmother" best quote i heard today.
Sean: There is something so wrong about seeing a baby get tased
Me: HmMm I wOnDeR wHaT
Mom: was my son a good boy today?
Granny: I used a taser on him and he fell out the window and he threw a molotov at me and i almost died.
Mom:
Granny:
Mom:
Granny: but yes, he was a good boy.
😂😂😂😂😂
this deserves more likes so
I like
LMAO
"Why isn't my baby halloweeny?" Jack that baby already looks scary enough
Robin: *uses Unus Annus clips*
Me: Ah, I see you're a man of CULTure
*Imma head out before people bash me for making dad jokes*
Jack: *i wonder if when im a grandpa ill be annoying as sh-t* Also Jack: *i hope so*
‘Jack’: “I don’t Like Cookies!!”
**gAsP** _WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SEÁN?!_
Haha trruuu
He likes biscuits
That is anti
Sean needs to play as Granny now
😁
@@drayelemons8111 I mean in the meme video he posted yesterday the camera made one of jack's eyes green while the other was still blue so anti might be watching us 😅😂
We need answers to the REAL question: Is Jack an Unus or an Annus?
Probably an Annus
I'd say Unus... He's more of a feeler and he's a little chaotic.
I agree Probably an Unus
Probably an Anus
Probably one of the nusnus’s
When you realize Jack is the real Unus Annus Reposter XD
XD XD XD XD XD
my heart got happy when i saw that
Yas
I was thing that! 😂😂😂👏👏👏
1:18 I laughed for the fact that he whispered that entire sentence.
Editor just casually saving a little bit from Unus Annus for the time when they will delete channel. Careful, he's a hero
I'm sorry I am uncultured but why would they delete their channel?
Oh nevermind I get it now
@tripleBblev basically a year lasting cult. Search it on youtube for better understanding this 😂
@@trashmouthcharley nice profile picture
Another Unus???? 😂😂😂😁😁😁
Mother: "So how was my child with ye? Was he any sorta bother?"
Granny: "...no trouble"
I played the sex lesson clip in my head as I read this,
@@chickennugget3051 lol I read it in her voice, accent and all
Bruh why you typing like that
I can hear it
@@DJMCIL it's the way of the Irish
Jack: GRANNY GET OVER HERE
Granny: hehehe say hello to my leg canon.
5:55 "there is a possibility that at the end of the video I might be getting tazed"
Ethan Nestor 2020
IDK WHY BUT I LOST IT 🤣
He says while petting a ceramic duck
That clip was perfect in that situation
Grandma with a lot of health issues
Jack: HAHA POOR
edit: THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES OMGGG
HAHA OLD
Imagine having to worry about money in a health-crisis...
@@velu2957 Do I have to r/woosh you?
r/wooosh
HAHA BOOMER
@@whydoifuckingexist6046 I don't know why you exist! Why do I exist? WHY DOES ANYONE EXIST?!?
When you throw a Molotov at Will Smith, he'll say "ah that's hot, that's hot!"
12:27 oh that's why there are Unus Annus clips in here. This actually sounds like another cult xD
In the first five minutes seán has already managed to be yeeted by his grandmother. just daily ordinary stuff
“Why can I see the inside of a babies head?”
-Jacksepticeye, 2020
Nobody knows
Pretty simple. You just take a knife and- oh wait, that’s not what we’re talking about.
10:06 the way say fell had me dead 🤣🤣
Just get ready for when he plays with Nogla, Brian, RT, and Kevin.
I saw your name and I was like, sounds interesting..... let’s do this!(I subbed :>)
1000 subs with no videos challenge
Please don’t self advertise
People get triggered, it’s not good
It’s just lazy asking for subs
Please stop
Sure :P
Oh goodness, I can hear the accents now!
DJ Ozzky doesnt everyone do that?
*Unus Annus plays*
“There’s a possibility I’ll get tased...”
“I feel like I’m never gonna be able to open my eyes again. You’re fine, it’s fine.”
Me: YEAHHHHH
Is he allowed to use Unus Annus clips???
@@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 it’s only clips that people are able to post, just not the actual video that the clip is from.
What's [REDACTED]?
@@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 also you realize he's friends with them, right? he likely asked for permission, and, with permission, he could technically post entire videos without breaking copyright
I still can't get over the fact that when Jack backs up, I can actually see him clearly😂😂
It’s so weird
Crazy bro
And when he goes out of frame, the background goes into focus
Is this how culture shock felt like?
_It's like when u get ur glasses for the first time_
2:17 This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
"Granny tazed the baby and then I fell out of the window."
Ok Jack, whatever you say
Lol he did get tazed tho
Des G is saying that the baby got tazed and he (Jack) fell out of the window
"taze da baby! taze da baby!"
The fact that they added Unus Annus clips had me SENT 😂 People are going to be very confused when they watch this in a couple years..
Edit- When did I get all these likes Thanks guys! 💞🎉
Yea. Or jack will delete this video...
I have succeeded in making this have 420 likes.
*You're welcome*
@@I_am_a_Gh0st... it didn't last long...
*HAHA boomer!*
SAME OMG
You know, you can play this with other people, Jack.
Nice. Bill Cipher.
Oh I want to see him play with Pewds
Umm can we get a video with THE BOYS
“The party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down and I reign supreme!” I know your bill cypher but how did you guess how introverts act in quarantine
**who’s you daddy flashbacks**
9:29 baby: oh don’t mind me, all I did was yeet my grandma
This is “whos your daddy” after the father is deemed incapable of caring for the child
Edit: he just said this is like who’s ur daddy so nvm this
he said that like, less than a minute into the video, y u commenting before anything even happens?
Raidyn Morian lol less than one minute into the vid he hadn’t started the game XD
Raidyn Morian it just reminded me of it straight away, and I’ll comment whenever tf I want
No-one:
Robin: edits in Unus Annus clips wherever he can
no one:
jack: I wonder if that's really how im gonna be when im older, being annoying and getting in everyones way.
I hope so.
Same lol
Jack, you NEED to play this game with the boys again. I know there's gunna be lots of laughs!
Everyone: It's a baby with a gun
Jack: It's a baby with a Molotov
XD is that a lookism reference
The fact that he put Unus Annus things in this video makes me SO happy XD
Robin: *inserts Unus Annus clips*
Me: *happy noises*
I loved the editing in this vid in general it made it more hilarious to watch 😂😂😂
10:21 to the end:
*found footage of Anti as a baby*
No one:
Jack: granny dont tase me *bro*
Mother: So how was the baby
Granny:He may have gotten stuck in the wall
Mother:how did you... nevermind
There’s a bunch of weapons underneath the staircase in the living room there’s a tiny door and when you open it there’s like a bunch of cool stuff like a grenade. Like so he can see
5:13 The fact that he added the TIE Fighter sound into that ckip makes if even better.
“Granny’s love teapots, especially to the face”
~Jacksepticeye 2020
AND THATS THE TEA
5:55 ETHAN I love how he just adds random videos LOL it's awesome
What if, one day, when Seán says something along the lines of "This is the best game. No other games need to exist" all the other games really stop existing and all we have is something like Granny Simulator and it'll all be Seán's fault?
granny’s heath gets to 69: jack: “nicee”😎
"It's difficult to be old"
Me pushing 35: "He ain't lyin"
Get off RUclips and do your taxes
*laughs In teenager*
Don't you have kids to feed and bills to pay lmao
Guys, dont be rude.
Dont forget about his grandkids.
Damn, why can't a 35 have fun.. Yall think 35 is old and already having kids and shit? Damn
*Grabs kettle*
Jack:I will throw that at your FACE!
Todoroki's flashbacks
I wish my mother baked pies instead of my face-
SHOTO!
....
the reason why shoto likes cold soba
Oof
i feel like whoever was editing this video just watched all of the unus annus videos and they got really excited and made references wherever they could and seán was fine with it 😂
pretty sure robin is the editor
That Unus Annus bomb!! God I love Ethan petting that ceramic duck lmao
Me: this isn’t funny
Jack: this isn’t funny
*baby gets kicked across the yard*
Jack: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
CRINGE
“for grandma , for grandma , grandmas dead now”
ROBIN THAT MADE MY DAY
(R.I.P the grandma who actually died 🥺)
What's crazy is that girl actually did that when her grandmother passed
It was a Tiktok she made for her boyfriend whose grandma had passed.
"RIP grandma"
The original video is so cringey I almost drinked bleach.
Same
Seán: "This is my no no place!"
me, an intellectual: 'no no don't touch me there, this is my no no square.'
We are the green gang it's a meme Thang
Teddy Protector we got the blocks shut down like pyongyang
@@chubster3271 we strapped purple gettin clapped
"Is what I told my uncle but he didnt seem to care"
... is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care,
no no don't touch me there,
this is my special little place and I don't intend to share,
so tell that creepy guy who always hands around your school,
that all they need to know is this one simple rule,
no no don't touch me there,
keep your gross old hands off my no no square
So funny and Kudos to Robin for the inspired editing throughout!
"theres something wrong with a child being tased"
Maybe its the baby getting tased part
Jack when i'm by my self, "what a lovely time." Jack when my mom walks in "OH I NAILED HER WITH THAT ONE, I PINNED HER AGAINST THE WALL."
I SWEARRR
A cool invention called headphones.
Jack uploads
Everyone:
I'm speed
Fernenred it’s only been 1 minute since the upload
Master jack won’t let me sleep.
The fact that you said the meme wrong trIggers me
me: laughs through the entire vid
me: still laughing when the baby gets tased
people at my door: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that they added Unus Annus clips had me SENT 😂 People are going to be very confused when they watch this in a couple years.
Yeah😁😂😂😂
You literally copy-pasted this from somebody else.
Bruh you copied this word for word from another comment, I deadass thought they posted the same comment twice lmao
I like how he's using Unus Annus clips
Ah, why?
When
@@aubamawhoaubamwhaaubamablu5663 5:53 and 8:30
Everyone's talking about this annus thing but I've not idea what it is at all, it look Latin right?
"Granny it's just a baby with a hammer"
That reminds me of "Baby with a gun" by Tomska
Angel with a shotgun maybe?
@@LeviZReaper but is he fighting 'till the wars won?
@@Xx_zealand_xX yes,and doesn't care if heaven wont take him back
Suicidal muffin anybody?
It's a baby with a gun... Over
ISSA BABY... WITH A GUN. OVER
I stepped on a cornflake I think I’m a cereal killer...
That is disgusting
But amazing 😪😋
I am very disappointed
Ugli
i’m still gonna be watching seán’s channel when he finds it hard to sit on a chair . he’ll be a legend all his life
hehehehe the unus annus clip made me giggle
edit: omg there's multiple
When unus annus appears in a jacksepticeye video: happiness noises
2:52 made me die 😂
"When you get older you just start making more noise when you get up and sit down."
Surprisingly accurate
"Granny tazed the baby and then I fell out the window" Ah yes just your regular Sunday afternoon
*Jack* : "This is the BEST GAME EVER, It's hilarious!"
*Wait till you play multiplayer*
@Ozzky how else is he gonna make sure people know about his channel's goal?
OK, I know Jack is always authentic in his videos, but i’ve never seen him have this much fun while playing a game. His laughter just seems so authentic and he seems like he’s having a super good time.
Take notes gamers: people like it when you’re real, there’s no need to fake anything
Last time I was this early, Jack started his videos with a high five
Same
*Same*
I know right
Sad truth -_-
Before even watching the video, the thumbnail and title gives me “Who’s Your Daddy?” vibes.
It's basically Who's Your Daddy except you are trying to murder the grandmother instead of yourself, and the granny can punt you across the yard
Same
Jack could be a part of Unus Annus. They could be One Crazy Year. Jack would be crazy, which is Insanis in Latin. It would be Unus Insanis Annus. Lol.
i fucking love it
I WISH!
Granny: "Respect your elders".
Baby: "This is child abuse".
Grandma: Jack, let me see what you have.
Jack as a baby: *A mOlOtAv!!*
Grandma: No!