WORLD'S SCARIEST BABY | The Baby In Yellow

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  • @karlrassmann4604
    @karlrassmann4604 2 года назад +7096

    For those who don't know, the baby in this game is based on the being known as Hastur from the Lovecraft universe. Hastur is known as the King in Yellow and is associated with the arts, such as storytelling. It drives artists mad and uses them to disseminate it's symbol, the Yellow Sign, which further enslaves people to its will. Hastur is also associated with a planet called Carcosa, which was once home to a powerful and prosperous civilization until Hastur came and drove it to ruin.

    • @jurtheorc8117
      @jurtheorc8117 2 года назад +464

      Glad to see somebody mention this! As a random person on the internet, thanks for taking the time to write this out.

    • @BlackViolet96
      @BlackViolet96 2 года назад +148

      This makes me want to get into the Lovecraft universe, but I have no idea where to start.

    • @karlrassmann4604
      @karlrassmann4604 2 года назад +274

      @@BlackViolet96 One of the fun things about Lovecraft lore is that there really is no canon. Sure, H.P. Lovecraft was the original source, but a significant portion of the universe came from fanon and zines after his death. So I wouldn't be too concerned about an entry point, just find a form of media you enjoy! :D

    • @shadybaby1515
      @shadybaby1515 2 года назад +17

      thanks karl !

    • @broadwayace
      @broadwayace 2 года назад +24

      I was wondering why hastur sounded familiar!!!

  • @littlewolfyzapling8810
    @littlewolfyzapling8810 2 года назад +2102

    Love how he switches between concern for the child and throwing it into ovens and basketball hoops

    • @emberdiaries3457
      @emberdiaries3457 2 года назад +4

      666th like, truly fitting for this video

    • @lord_egg
      @lord_egg 2 года назад +3

      We just keep flushing out down the loo and trying to kill it whenever we have the chance.

    • @Labb555
      @Labb555 2 года назад

      AND vents

    • @FewFive
      @FewFive 2 года назад

      Since I see you like this type of video will you like to give our channel a try?

    • @onionfaceyt3313
      @onionfaceyt3313 Год назад +1

      Don't forget the bouncy baby thing

  • @jsphl_yt
    @jsphl_yt 2 года назад +4454

    Jack: "I'm joking, I would never."
    Also Jack: *Put the baby in the oven*

    • @jsphl_yt
      @jsphl_yt 2 года назад +11

      @Someone LMAOO!

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад +2

      @Someone lmao ikr!
      Btw what's with your pfp? (I'm sorry if it's disrespectful to ask but I'm just curious lmao I don't mean to be rude 🖤🙌)

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад +1

      @Someone thank gosh lmao-
      But your pfp-------
      What about that?💀

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад +2

      @Someone ohhhhhh
      It's alright as long as you respect them, I'm not forcing but, just saying🖤

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад +3

      @Someone it's ok I understand
      I mean, I have LGBTQ+ friends and I respect them✨

  • @CalypsoMelypso
    @CalypsoMelypso 2 года назад +483

    2:44 - Jack's reaction to putting a baby into the oven himself is pure comedy gold 😂😂 he was absolutely shocked but also laughing cuz like, come on it's funny 😂😂

    • @valenciageode25
      @valenciageode25 2 года назад +22

      He probably never thought there’d be any animation for it and it would just do nothing. Turns out the developers thought of it!

    • @evaj.8799
      @evaj.8799 Месяц назад +2

      Well the baby in yellow was happy after jack put it in the oven! 🤣🤣🤣 I have that game. It's not scary!

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 года назад +2731

    Sean: "Let's put the baby in the oven!" *laughs*
    Sean: *puts said baby in the oven*
    Also Sean: *absolutely terrified by the fact that he actually put the baby in the oven*

    • @Pathfinder576
      @Pathfinder576 2 года назад +9

      Haha that's so true want to hear a joke

    • @rainalystre1877
      @rainalystre1877 2 года назад +23

      That part only made me think of one game. So basically it’s dads vs babies. The babies try to die, and the dad needs to stop the babies from doing that. Forgot the name of it anyways. RTgame and Callmekevin did it one time if that helps. Fried a child in an oven.
      Edit: Thanks to the three folks below, it is called ‘Who’s your daddy?’

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 2 года назад +10

      @@rainalystre1877 Who's your daddy. fun game!

    • @d0nni3xe
      @d0nni3xe 2 года назад +6

      cut to later when he checks to see if he can still do it after finding the update 🤣

    • @moki4541
      @moki4541 2 года назад +1

      I can't watch it without laying on the ground laughing while my tummy hurt.
      Just the fact that the oven sound started right away once he put the baby inside

  • @viab.5040
    @viab.5040 2 года назад +3020

    I like how Jack is like “I’m never having kids,” but proceeds to be pretty decent at caring for the demon baby. Save for putting the baby in the oven and washing machine, he has the right attitude at certain points.

    • @DismemberedHat
      @DismemberedHat 2 года назад +195

      You can be great at taking care of kids but not want any of your own. There are plenty of reasons people decide they don't want children, and "I wouldn't be a good parent" is only one of MANY reasons. Some people have genetic illnesses they don't want to pass on, some people can't handle the financial, mental, and physical strain of having children, some people want to end a period of intergenerational trauma, some people don't want to bring a new life into an already overpopulated planet, etc.

    • @kendall0987
      @kendall0987 2 года назад +8

      1:45

    • @AutumnalWinds1121
      @AutumnalWinds1121 2 года назад +53

      @@DismemberedHat I don’t think it was meant to be that deep 😂

    • @iananimationYT
      @iananimationYT 2 года назад +20

      “Stay in the dark, see if I care”

    • @becauseyesisnotaword
      @becauseyesisnotaword 2 года назад +45

      Wait, It's not normal to daily put your baby in the oven and washing machine? I do it all the time

  • @MnMJax
    @MnMJax 2 года назад +3664

    Jack: puts the baby in the oven
    Jack, two seconds later: ah, it's the consequences of my actions

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 2 года назад +37

      " Well well well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions. "

    • @jeremy5602
      @jeremy5602 2 года назад +9

      * confused pikachu face *

    • @stlegion-mz2ss
      @stlegion-mz2ss 2 года назад +4

      *confused screeching*

    • @destinymoebius4683
      @destinymoebius4683 2 года назад +5

      I read this as “it’s the actions of my consequences” and istg

    • @psychopotato404
      @psychopotato404 3 месяца назад

      @@destinymoebius4683😂😂😂

  • @Intarisa
    @Intarisa 2 года назад +253

    This is definitely how that babysitter looking after jackjack from the incredibles felt like

    • @sleepynibi
      @sleepynibi Год назад +5

      Literally!!!! I think this every time I watch it!

  • @theradioactiveplayer3461
    @theradioactiveplayer3461 2 года назад +766

    Thank you, jack, for perfectly acting out an 80s horror movie character whenever you play these games. It increases their funny factor by at least 6

  • @eyes_espresso4803
    @eyes_espresso4803 2 года назад +734

    It literally took me until Carcosa was mentioned to realize that this was based on The King in Yellow. I originally thought this was just "unwitting babysitter stays at a house filled with dark magic and the baby is the epicenter."

    • @IHateNumbersOnNames
      @IHateNumbersOnNames 2 года назад +60

      the baby *in yellow* gave it away for me lmao. its lil Hastur

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +28

      @@IHateNumbersOnNames a sentence i never though would be said "awe who could of imagined baby hastur would be so ADORABLE"

    • @guywhomakesjojoreferences3282
      @guywhomakesjojoreferences3282 2 года назад +3

      Isn't the king in yellow Lovecraft?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +29

      @@guywhomakesjojoreferences3282 yep though it wasnt written by lovecraft HP loved the story so much he added it into his mythos and expanded upon it.
      creating the details about carcosa and hastur beyond the simple cursed story book the original story implied.

    • @alexbarry2440
      @alexbarry2440 2 года назад +8

      @@guywhomakesjojoreferences3282 Associated with Lovecraft yes. Lovecraft himself only mentioned Hastur once in a short story but was originally created by Ambrose Bierce and Lovecraft sort of expanded upon Hastur along with Robert Chambers and August Derleth. Fun fact August Derleth came up with the term Cthulhu Mythos.

  • @jumpobumpo
    @jumpobumpo 2 года назад +2834

    Sean’s immediate apology and regret after he saw that the baby in the oven actually did something is adorably wholesome.

    • @esined2386
      @esined2386 2 года назад +50

      RIGHT? I feel like the entire time, he was just trying to hide how much he enjoyed spending time with a kid.

    • @Lucy-Lullaby
      @Lucy-Lullaby 2 года назад +4

      Yup❤️

    • @allo3017
      @allo3017 2 года назад +4

      @@esined2386 reaching

    • @pwanchi09
      @pwanchi09 2 года назад +14

      It's even funnier for me cause I first saw this game from Graystillplays, who specializes in this sort of stuff. Going from him actively finding this stuff and laughing to Jack's horror is hilarious in and of itself.

    • @itsmikedev
      @itsmikedev 2 года назад +6

      I spent the entire video hoping Jack would try and flush the baby down the toilet next 😂😂

  • @samlovesjesus21
    @samlovesjesus21 2 года назад +109

    Ok in all my years of watching Jack, NEVER have I seen him so utterly shocked as when the baby exploded out the oven 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TricksterNevermore
    @TricksterNevermore 2 года назад +618

    Yeah, the difference is _really_ interesting between the first and second versions. The first just felt like a typical "possessed baby" story with mild Lovecraftian elements to it, _especially_ with the whole head spinning around thing on the original night 3, whereas the storybook update leans _much_ more heavily into the esoteric King in Yellow theme they were going for. Honestly really glad I got to play the update first, it scratches that Lovecraft itch for me. (BTW, there 6 more souls to save in the updated Escape route, if you wanna get some more secrets to play with. Although I think that's _another_ update on top of the one that changed the house and added storybooks, since it still says 6/6 at the end there.)

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 2 года назад +22

      The king in yellow is great, but I was surprised that, for a book everyone references as an amazing horror novel, it actually was a collection of works that has a lot of non-horror stories and poems.

    • @TricksterNevermore
      @TricksterNevermore 2 года назад +19

      @@Serrifin Right? Which I personally think speaks to how effective the framing of it truly is. Technically speaking, the actual _subject_ of the King in Yellow does not exist. The play isn't real. Whatever entity the King in Yellow actually _is_ is never really mentioned. _And yet,_ anyone who is even passingly familiar with Lovecraft-esque horror knows the name, and has _some_ mental image of what the King is like. Which is, to my understanding, _the very point of the actual collection of works._ It's quite intriguing. ^^

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 2 года назад +4

      @@TricksterNevermore I thought the play is real, as in it was printed and physically exists as characters read it with varying effects, sometimes nothing. I thought the point of the book was that, since the narrators are all pretty unreliable, so you don’t know if the play does actually does anything at all.

    • @TricksterNevermore
      @TricksterNevermore 2 года назад +10

      @@Serrifin Oh no, I meant that the play doesn't "exist" in _our_ reality. It of course exists within the context of the stories themselves, it's just that there's no _actual_ play called "The King in Yellow" that _we_ could have a stage production of. ^^;

    • @rikkatrieseverything
      @rikkatrieseverything 2 года назад

      I want jack to unlock the funny hats

  • @shediditagain
    @shediditagain 2 года назад +3931

    Jack's instinct upon seeing a child is to just kick them halfway across the multiverse and scream bloody murder

    • @sam.onella
      @sam.onella 2 года назад +7

      i. love. your. username. oml.

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 2 года назад +29

      when he put the baby in the oven, i lost it. 😂

    • @Emmoua
      @Emmoua 2 года назад +5

      Love your name

    • @jamielackey8320
      @jamielackey8320 2 года назад

      or to make it explode in an oven

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 2 года назад +3

      Why stop at halfway? 🙂

  • @purelyhiddenmask7421
    @purelyhiddenmask7421 2 года назад +1821

    Jack: “You’re actually terrifying”
    5 minutes later
    Also Jack: “your so cute!!”

    • @catchyname58
      @catchyname58 2 года назад +19

      Character devolopment in 5 minutes

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 2 года назад +18

      Of all the people I watched play this, I think Sean is the only one who called it cute

    • @محمودمحمد-ر8ج2ك
      @محمودمحمد-ر8ج2ك 2 года назад +12

      @@lapislazuli06 my baby sisters thought this was a baby raising simulator 😜

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 2 года назад

      @@محمودمحمد-ر8ج2ك lol, I mean who says it isn't 😆

    • @Jymron12
      @Jymron12 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @EmmyVidCenter
    @EmmyVidCenter 2 года назад +157

    My Favorite Moments:
    2:45 Seán teaches a baby how to get baked
    12:50 Seán mugs a baby
    15:01 Seán and the baby go on a trip
    21:52 Seán uses baby as pipe cleaner
    31:59 Seán Yeetus the Fetus
    42:46 Seán gets nice and toasty
    (I tried to make puns and failed, but I think I’m funny so🤣🤣🤣)

    • @ploppyploo
      @ploppyploo 2 года назад +7

      24:22 Sean's wholesome party trick with the baby

    • @Awesomeoddling
      @Awesomeoddling Год назад +8

      35:19 baby takes a bath

  • @jackat4
    @jackat4 2 года назад +429

    I love how everyone seeing the oven immediately puts the child in it, I think the devs did a good job

  • @falloutsheppy8823
    @falloutsheppy8823 2 года назад +849

    The stages of Jack accepting parenthood is fucking hilarious. "Fucking devil child!!!" After throwing it in the oven 3 times. "You're not so bad, baby. You're alright."

  • @RevenantMain1
    @RevenantMain1 2 года назад +452

    The black cat "spoiler" was so well done. Massive props to the dev/devs, never seen something like that stuffed away so artistically

  • @Dog-vg3mb
    @Dog-vg3mb 2 года назад +303

    Jack: “Why?! I’ve been so good to you!”
    Also Jack 13 minutes ago: * *puts baby in an oven and makes it explode* *

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 2 года назад +234

    Fun fact: the game was based on The King in Yellow, which is a collection of short stories written by Robert W. Chambers and published in 1895. The first four stories mention a forbidden play (The King in Yellow) which induces despair or madness in those who read it, a mysterious and malevolent supernatural entity also called The King in Yellow (or Hastur), and an eerie symbol called the Yellow Sign (used to get people under the control of the King in Yellow).

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 года назад +6

      and it was so good that lovecraft would include it into his mythos as a canon element With Hastur being one of the outer gods if i remeber correctly.

    • @terrizoop3739
      @terrizoop3739 2 года назад +3

      Oh goodie, first thing I thought of while reading that was Sucker for Love-

    • @Aslan015
      @Aslan015 2 года назад

      @@terrizoop3739 same!

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 2 года назад +2

      @@wilmagregg3131 ooooooh so THAT is why i thought that the king in yellow was a Lovecraftian story...I was kinda surprised to see the op say it was written by this Robert, i always thought the king in yellow was invented by lovecraft

    • @Dumstuff.maybe0
      @Dumstuff.maybe0 2 года назад

      Hmmm
      It seems much like our dear friend the hanged king

  • @colekiesler6721
    @colekiesler6721 2 года назад +952

    Jack: Sees the baby’s head spin
    Also Jack: “I don’t know how to fix that since I don’t have a child.”

  • @bakukuma
    @bakukuma 2 года назад +421

    Jack: calls baby a devil child before the game really starts
    Everyone: "you're not wrong."

  • @merwolvesunited4559
    @merwolvesunited4559 2 года назад +249

    "Be a normal child for five minutes."
    Literally my entire childhood summed up.

    • @FewFive
      @FewFive 2 года назад

      Since I see you like this type of video will you like to give our channel a try?

    • @hunterfurrybennett2054
      @hunterfurrybennett2054 Год назад +5

      Same here

  • @runikvarze6191
    @runikvarze6191 2 года назад +148

    One of the things the devs of this game really nailed is "show don't tell." They give you a basic task, but instead of just giving you some game hud element that tells you everything, they use actual thematic elements to do it instead.

  • @ladybelle6506
    @ladybelle6506 2 года назад +744

    The next time family asks when Jack and Gab are having kids, she just sends them this video.

    • @God-nv7cp
      @God-nv7cp 2 года назад +5

      lmaooo

    • @Javsstarr
      @Javsstarr 2 года назад +7

      wait thats actually genius😂

    • @grasstoucher139
      @grasstoucher139 2 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @gnorpgnarpgnerp
      @gnorpgnarpgnerp 2 года назад +7

      don't show them the part where jack puts the baby in the washing machine

    • @rebekah4761
      @rebekah4761 2 года назад +7

      @@gnorpgnarpgnerp that would be good justification to say they shouldn't have any because he has a history of putting a baby in an oven/washer.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +995

    12:20
    "Meh people say having kids is hard"
    Me: But Jack, you put the baby inside the oven like 2 minutes into the video

    • @Hi-cm1cj
      @Hi-cm1cj 2 года назад +5

      Sup checkmark and no mustache dude. Hope you get tons of likes because you are very popular.

    • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
      @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 2 года назад +2

      @@Hi-cm1cj why?

    • @Hi-cm1cj
      @Hi-cm1cj 2 года назад +1

      @@justsomegirlwithoutamustache Cuz he is a legend and deserves his legacy in comments, Lol.

    • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
      @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 2 года назад +7

      @@Hi-cm1cj wow he works really hard am I right? /s

    • @princemichael81
      @princemichael81 2 года назад +3

      Stop like botting

  • @averagejoe5145
    @averagejoe5145 2 года назад +49

    I was also surprised when I found out about the version called the "Bedtime Stories Update" which adds new activities, more souls that you'll need to collect to unlock new features (one of which includes a new container to unlock called "The Doctor's Gift" which must be unlocked in a similar manner to the demon baby's Toy Box), & there's a new attic area with a teaser for what is (I think) new content coming this year! The apartment has also received a makeover so the interior looks more like a house instead of an apartment. Reminder for newbies: Make sure you collect all 6 trapped souls in the demon baby's apartment BEFORE you try to find the 6 new trapped souls on the Escape AKA the "White Rabbit" route! The events of the original 3 nights have also changed enough so that they're worth replaying again even if you've already seen how the 3 nights played out beforehand! I also highly recommend that people try flushing the demon baby down the toilet. It's tricky to place him on it after putting the lid up, but it can be done! 😉

  • @passionsquietrage
    @passionsquietrage 2 года назад +1110

    We're probably all going to hell for laughing at Sean putting the baby in the oven, even though it's a devil baby and the oven exploding + his reaction was absolutely hilarious!

    • @finn1666
      @finn1666 2 года назад +20

      i think god can understand a joke considering child sacrifice is a reoccuring theme in the bible

    • @passionsquietrage
      @passionsquietrage 2 года назад +3

      True.

    • @THECHAIR.
      @THECHAIR. 2 года назад +1

      @@finn1666 nah instant hell

    • @FewFive
      @FewFive 2 года назад

      Since I see you like this type of video will you like to give our channel a try?

    • @a_little_demon
      @a_little_demon Год назад

      @@finn1666 wait *WHAT*

  • @Kiduah
    @Kiduah 2 года назад +1516

    Jack: "BURN THE BABY, BURN THE CHILD. I'm kidding, I would never do that."
    Also Jack: Puts baby in the oven.
    Omg, thank you all for the likes! I expected to get about 1 like and I am past 1k.

    • @ulxsyxd
      @ulxsyxd 2 года назад +3

      how original

    • @Jymron12
      @Jymron12 2 года назад +2

      Lol😂

    • @BaroizoXF
      @BaroizoXF 2 года назад +14

      Then Jack : Suprised Pikachu face

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 2 года назад

      He sounds like me trying to deal with kids.

    • @mr.croedid9141
      @mr.croedid9141 2 года назад

      in the beginning he called the child a devil child before even seeing it

  • @calamity1925
    @calamity1925 2 года назад +530

    Jack: Drops baby through vent "Stupid ass baby!"
    10 seconds later
    ...Jack: "I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. It was, it was just for a joke..."

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 2 года назад +38

    Oh my god, I’m freaking C R Y I N G at 2:49!! Everything from the baby flying out to Jack’s reaction was absolutely hilarious!

  • @ProtoYoshi99
    @ProtoYoshi99 2 года назад +335

    27:52 Jack's laugh almost synchs perfectly with the notes lmao

    • @alesdiaz1177
      @alesdiaz1177 2 года назад +1

      But what song is it tho?

    • @ProtoYoshi99
      @ProtoYoshi99 2 года назад +11

      @@alesdiaz1177 the finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 года назад +4

      ​@@ProtoYoshi99some random bloke: Tchaikovsky cannon are not musical instruments
      Tchaikovsky: yes they are and I'm going to use 16 of them
      random bloke: Tchaikovsky no
      Tchaikovsky: Tchaikovsky yes TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES

  • @Theroguenoodle51
    @Theroguenoodle51 2 года назад +1617

    “I’m gonna have to feed you, and clean you, and feed you, and clean you, this is the definition of hell…”
    Welcome to parenthood Jack, glad to have ya
    Edit: Ty for all the likes gamers :3

    • @falsehoodintensifies445
      @falsehoodintensifies445 2 года назад +5

      1000 likes and no comment? What?

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад +1

      HERE BEFORE THE COMMENTS BLOW UP LOL-

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 года назад +2

      @@itzjiji4life You made it in time, the bombs implanted in the comments have nearly gone off

    • @itzjiji4life
      @itzjiji4life 2 года назад

      @@hazeltree7738 Lmaoo

    • @caesaraugustus8281
      @caesaraugustus8281 2 года назад +1

      As a parent I approve of this comment. lmao

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 2 года назад +207

    The heavy implication of that baby in a yellow shirt with a crown is that the baby is either Hastur The King in Yellow from the Cthulhu Mythos or a reference to it. Either way, I love the game. I enjoyed the horror experience. It's very scary! I love playing this game! Well done to Team Terrible for developing The Baby In Yellow. I laughed so hard when the baby smiled after being put in the oven by Jack. Nice parenting, Jack!

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 2 года назад +19

      for some reason the tape gave me the impression that the baby is hastur's child. that and the bedtime stories in the newly updated version (he must have had this saved or something cause it was updated a couple days ago) talk about a 'little prince' that has the same eyes as the baby and looks around 4
      edit: i HAVE to stop commenting before i finish the video smh

    • @SFBMatryx
      @SFBMatryx 2 года назад +2

      it is Hastur

    • @olenhol2przez4
      @olenhol2przez4 2 года назад +2

      Light of carcosa shines brigth, brother

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. 2 года назад +6

      They're even qouting the play. The "We spoke of Hastur and Cassilda" is from Yellow Sign "Night fell and the hours dragged on, but still we murmured to each other of the King and the Pallid Mask, and midnight sounded from the misty spires in the fog-wrapped city. We spoke of Hastur and of Cassilda, while outside the fog rolled against the blank window-panes as the cloud waves roll and break on the shores of Hali"

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. 2 года назад +5

      @@finn_in_the_bin5263 Oh, maybe it's The Child. According to In the Yellow Wiki, Cassilda, the Queen of Carcossa has a grandchild that is only reffered to as The Child and whose parentage is not really fully revealed. It could be Camilla's(if she's the daughther...since in some version she's the sister) and either Hastur's directly or her and one of the two princes but like in a Rosmemary's Baby situation, where there was a ritual involved. And the child is now demon baby.

  • @elizabethcatlion7015
    @elizabethcatlion7015 2 года назад +53

    I love how Sean's first instinct when going into a kitchen to get milk for a baby is to put the baby on top of (proving unsuccesful) and then into the oven
    (I'm not judging, it would've been the first thing I did too)

  • @TempehLiberation
    @TempehLiberation 2 года назад +129

    If anyone is interested, The Baby in Yellow is based on the short story (written as a play) by Robert Chambers titled The King in Yellow.
    “for I knew that the King in Yellow had opened his tattered mantle and there was only God to cry to now.”
    ― Robert W. Chambers, The King in Yellow

    • @TypeZeta2
      @TypeZeta2 2 года назад +3

      I have that story. It’s really good

  • @nebrickskastudios1520
    @nebrickskastudios1520 2 года назад +134

    I love how sean jokes about burning the baby and then gets mortified when the oven turns on and shoots the baby out like a canon. The face is absolutely priceless. (:O

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +528

    *"You Put The Baby In The Oven."*
    I don't know why, but Jack's reaction when he realized he was actually cooking the child had me laughing so hard. I feel bad, but that child is the actual devil lol! 😂😂😂

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад

      @Toto B Hahaha!! I love it when that happens, it kind of echos in your hear while it’s happening lol! 😂😂😂

  • @Spectingthemvoid
    @Spectingthemvoid 2 года назад +13

    Haven't seen the whole video yet so dunno if it comes up, but I love how this game is just a more goofy version of the king in yellow. Its,I believe, 4 short stories about a play called the King in yellow. While no one knows what the play intails, people who witness it or become part of its creation on stage end up going mad and see a person drapped in a yellow cloak . It's often associated with lovecraft and eldritch horror.

    • @Leonardo_Castillo
      @Leonardo_Castillo 2 года назад +1

      I love lovecraft so I'll be definitely reading The king in yellow, thanks!

  • @LeonsMuffin
    @LeonsMuffin 2 года назад +526

    Jack: “Children are a gift!” Me: Listening to my brother scream his face off in the next room.

    • @dariusmackaine2669
      @dariusmackaine2669 2 года назад +22

      I can agree with that one because I just watched my 7 year old cousin take a bite out of a pumice stone..... and my parents wonder why they won't have grandchildren

    • @incognitogirl6201
      @incognitogirl6201 2 года назад +3

      Yeeeaahhh sometimes I kinda wish that gift came with a receipt. Then I immediately feel bad about it. Lol

    • @apotato878
      @apotato878 2 года назад

      @@dariusmackaine2669 a hwot?

    • @dariusmackaine2669
      @dariusmackaine2669 2 года назад +4

      @@apotato878 a pumice stone is used to grind dead skin off people's feet, it's a soft stone that my cousin apparently like munching on.......

    • @apotato878
      @apotato878 2 года назад

      @@dariusmackaine2669 oh

  • @t.d.tthedragontamer2764
    @t.d.tthedragontamer2764 2 года назад +1288

    Jacksepticeye: "Burn the baby." "Fake laughter" "I'm joking, I'd never do that"
    Also Jacksepticeye: "Obviously you put the baby In the oven"
    *"OVEN TURNS ON"*

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq 2 года назад +8

      The baby is like a mini version of Nikocado Avocado.

    • @t.d.tthedragontamer2764
      @t.d.tthedragontamer2764 2 года назад +3

      @@David-ve5iq bruh 💀

    • @VICIOUSD3M0N
      @VICIOUSD3M0N 2 года назад +8

      And the baby just comes flying out, WEEEEEE!

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 2 года назад +2

      It's all fine as long as you don't eat the baby. Babies are a big source of saturated fats!

    • @GiveFucks
      @GiveFucks 2 года назад +3

      Objection hearsay

  • @CIeaner23
    @CIeaner23 2 года назад +328

    I love Jacks intros getting more and more sinister and just better. He really puts a lot of effort into his intros and I love it always makes me laugh.

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 2 года назад +5

      ikr. his intros are always so creative!

    • @VICIOUSD3M0N
      @VICIOUSD3M0N 2 года назад +5

      I know right! The editing gets more complex every time and its rad as hell

    • @zombine555
      @zombine555 2 года назад +5

      Wonder if that means it's Anti time again.

    • @viper5165
      @viper5165 2 года назад +2

      @@zombine555 sammeee

    • @zombine555
      @zombine555 2 года назад +1

      @@fuyopon must be new. Anti is Jack's version of Darkiplier, bascally.

  • @James-rz7vl
    @James-rz7vl 2 года назад +82

    Jack: puts baby in oven
    Everyone else: *laughs*
    Baby: *starts crying*
    Jack: :O
    Baby: *flies out of oven then is perfectly fine*

  • @nomrahanelez6552
    @nomrahanelez6552 2 года назад +215

    When the baby burst from the oven , the first time, Jack's expression made me laugh way to hard.
    Love your videos and reactions to games like this Jack, top tier comedy.

  • @dartakori2927
    @dartakori2927 2 года назад +817

    Jack: children are a gift
    Also jack: *puts baby in oven*
    Jack later on: I'm going to kick you into that vent!

    • @sarahwest1040
      @sarahwest1040 Год назад +2

      He also put the baby in the washing machine😂

    • @pancakedevour
      @pancakedevour Год назад +1

      He liked the oven tho

  • @thesmartestidiotonearth8782
    @thesmartestidiotonearth8782 2 года назад +301

    Jack: feels awful for putting a baby in the oven
    Also Jack: laughs at the baby in the washing machine

  • @imjustboredtv8313
    @imjustboredtv8313 2 года назад +37

    Jack: **Falling to his death**
    Also Jack: "This is unfortunate."

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 2 года назад +160

    Just so y'all know, this "demon child" isn't a demon, he's based off of an eldritch lovecraftian entity known as Hastur (the King In Yellow), which is why the baby has a Crown on his jumper. Also, at the end, he is levitating to Hastur's home planet Carcosa
    (P.S., Hastur and Cthulu are brothers)

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 2 года назад +24

      All I can think of is the Cthulu dating game where the King is a woman and you date her, a female cthulu and then a giant sphynx goddess [and you creep her out so bad SHE has nightmares]

    • @bloodybee3553
      @bloodybee3553 2 года назад +18

      @@Crow_Smith Sucker for Love. It's very accurate to the real lovecraftian mythos, in regards to Cthulu (the female character is Ln'eta), Hastur (Estir) and Ny'anlethotep (Nyarlethotep)

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly 2 года назад +2

      @@Crow_Smith I don’t know if I should be disappointed or proud of this knowledge

    • @Sammus_Miner
      @Sammus_Miner 2 года назад

      Brothers?, uh oh

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 2 года назад +1

      @@Sammus_Miner I mean most of the Elder Gods appear to be related

  • @bingusooga
    @bingusooga 2 года назад +210

    jack : "children are a gift !!"
    also jack : *burns the gift in the oven*

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 2 года назад +371

    And now I shall get a vasectomy after watching this.

    • @yourmom-nj5rb
      @yourmom-nj5rb 2 года назад +7

      @@Hi-cm1cj what?

    • @grumboflipflorp5688
      @grumboflipflorp5688 2 года назад

      @@yourmom-nj5rb Basically tube tying for dudes

    • @HaliaxOfTheChandrian
      @HaliaxOfTheChandrian 2 года назад +4

      i just watched Ryan reynolds' new aviation gin cocktail ad, The Vasectomy, and immediately thought you meant that instead of the actual procedure.

    • @xxiSHTAr9000x
      @xxiSHTAr9000x 2 года назад

      Right there with you!

  • @OdinssonLive
    @OdinssonLive 2 года назад +66

    Demon child: Hovers above ground, with firey eyes, while spinning it's head 360 degrees.
    Jack: Coochiecoo!

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 2 года назад +434

    "Burn the baby!"
    **puts baby in oven**
    **baby starts crying**
    It's always hilarious when a game makes you regret your decisions and makes you question your morality

    • @anonymousrat2178
      @anonymousrat2178 2 года назад

      Lol, when I played this game, there was absolutely no regret when I burn that baby to a crisp

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 2 года назад

      @Thor Wilhelms+
      "The baby was on fire, did you not hear it screaming?"
      "Well, it made some sort of sound-"

    • @ollyoconnor2717
      @ollyoconnor2717 2 года назад +2

      Especially when it makes you laugh

    • @Kanakravaatti
      @Kanakravaatti 2 года назад +1

      'regret?'

  • @thanoswife1254
    @thanoswife1254 2 года назад +391

    *Baby turns to a demon*
    Jacksepticeye: WHY?! I'VE BEEN SO GOOD TO YOU, DEVIL CHILD!
    Also jack:
    *shakes baby like a ragdoll*
    *uses him like a basketball*
    *puts him in the oven*

  • @pixystixnfairycrack
    @pixystixnfairycrack 2 года назад +380

    When I got pregnant it became a running joke with all of my friends for them to take bets as to whether my kid was going to come out with little cloven hooves, horns and a tail. After she disappointed everyone by being born perfectly normal and adorable, everyone just started calling her my demon spawn. She's now 23 and still has that nickname. She loves it lol

    • @alexusp
      @alexusp 2 года назад +30

      I love that lol my mom always calls me Lucy.. short for Lucifer. My real name? Alexus. But it’s always been Lucy Lou because of my mom 😂

    • @st4rfright
      @st4rfright 2 года назад +3

      @@alexusp yoo alexus? nice name

    • @alexusp
      @alexusp 2 года назад +5

      @@st4rfright I love the name Octavia! 😩😍 Freaking lucky

    • @st4rfright
      @st4rfright 2 года назад +4

      @@alexusp haha ty its not my actual name its actually selena (named after the passed mexican singer)
      tho i mean no disrespect to selena or any other selenas i wanna change my name to octavia when im older lol

    • @alexusp
      @alexusp 2 года назад +6

      @@st4rfright Selena is so pretty though. I’ve been going back and forth between names for my future kids.. Serena or Selena. Octavia is gorgeous but never forget that Selena is just as beautiful!! Do whatever makes you happy 🤍 just know you’re beautiful already

  • @Quirary
    @Quirary Год назад +36

    Jacksepticeye learned 5 magical words this day: Fuck around and find out

  • @endlessboardgame985
    @endlessboardgame985 2 года назад +308

    Finally, a story that steps into cosmic horror and cosmic comedy at the same time.

  • @lapizlil4990
    @lapizlil4990 2 года назад +1567

    "They're cute when they're not demons trying to destroy the world"
    Said every parent ever.
    Edit: Thank u for all the likes :)❤

    • @grasstoucher139
      @grasstoucher139 2 года назад +6

      Damn right

    • @BlueCHMA
      @BlueCHMA 2 года назад +5

      Not really a demon...
      Lore wise the baby is a sort of diety....
      Which sounds really hopeless tbh.

    • @beaversteve
      @beaversteve 2 года назад +1

      Cringe

    • @jennyfeehan
      @jennyfeehan 2 года назад

      Accurate 😂

    • @crypticffs
      @crypticffs 2 года назад +2

      Was ur 1k like

  • @elssidney
    @elssidney 2 года назад +144

    no wonder why i don't feel as scared if i watch Jack. he even made the demon as a basketball in the middle of a horror game

  • @Skrighk
    @Skrighk 2 года назад +12

    Watching Jack not catch all the other terrifying things in the background is like watching an actual horror movie where the characters are ignorant to everything

  • @colekiesler6721
    @colekiesler6721 2 года назад +114

    The second I saw Jack’s reaction on the baby floating, I knew he would truly be terrified on yet to come throughout the remainder of the game. Also I am glad he is playing it since this was one of the most anticipated ones for us waiting for him to play.

  • @01reihanehdraw73
    @01reihanehdraw73 2 года назад +160

    _"I'm a genius! a blind genius... but a genius none the less"_
    -jack

  • @jlgaming8047
    @jlgaming8047 2 года назад +41

    2:45 His shocked reaction is just so incredibly perfect

  • @rentable3487
    @rentable3487 2 года назад +8

    I love how on the first night Jack called the child a devil baby and then on the second night goes "Aw, you're so cute" when he finds the baby watching TV.

  • @hxrry6359
    @hxrry6359 2 года назад +162

    Jack: There’s no way a baby could do that right? They’re too precious. Children are a gift.
    Me: Children are cruel Jack

    • @NeoStorm247
      @NeoStorm247 2 года назад +7

      "And I'm very in touch with my inner child" (MGR quote in case that's not what you were getting at)

    • @hxrry6359
      @hxrry6359 2 года назад +3

      @@NeoStorm247 I’m fucking invincible!

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 2 года назад +1767

    Today's fact: The reason the plural of Goose is Geese (same with tooth/teeth) but the plural of Moose is still Moose, is because the aforementioned comes from the Latin language while the latter comes from Native American languages, so it doesn’t follow the same rules as most other words.

  • @ComradeNicky
    @ComradeNicky 2 года назад +115

    Jack's so sweet with the baby, he makes sure that the baby is clean and warm by shoving it in to the oven and washing machine 😁

  • @muzzle8760
    @muzzle8760 2 года назад +3

    AAAAAA I JUST REALIZED! the title of the game, and the way the title screen if shaped, - "Act 1, Scene 2", - is based on the story of "The King in Yellow", a play which drives whoever reads it insane, written about by Robert W. Chambers in his short story collection under the same name. Lovecraftian horror before Lovecraft even began to write, - The Kind in Yellow came out when H. P. Lovecraft was 5 years old, and it's very possible that Lovecraft was inspired by some of the things written in The Kind in Yellow. Just thought I'd share, The King in Yellow is one of my favourite short story collections.

  • @realbigfan4118
    @realbigfan4118 2 года назад +361

    Jack: "Children are a gift!"
    Me, a German: *starts sweating profusely*

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 2 года назад +5

      ?

    • @Dr_Crayon
      @Dr_Crayon 2 года назад

      What?

    • @ilikedinosaurs392
      @ilikedinosaurs392 2 года назад +3

      I think I understood that!

    • @allofashes
      @allofashes 2 года назад +8

      i swear the first time i heard the english word gift i was SO confused

    • @Swan_Prince
      @Swan_Prince 2 года назад +70

      @@kingstonlovely7404 "gift" in German translates to "poison" in English :)

  • @CrystalCandyPony
    @CrystalCandyPony 2 года назад +97

    The baby is clearly either the child of Hastur The King in Yellow, or heavily inspired by Hastur from the Cthulhu Mythos just in case you were unaware.

    • @primatelover99
      @primatelover99 2 года назад +1

      hastur is actually the babys cannon name

    • @CrystalCandyPony
      @CrystalCandyPony 2 года назад +2

      @@primatelover99 I wrote this early in the video, but still it it's clear it's based on The Cthulhu Mythos, specifically The King in Yellow himself.

  • @Bloo.marlin
    @Bloo.marlin 2 года назад +86

    You can be the cat and naively bring him where he needs to go, or you can be a mindless sheep following him to your death, OR you can take the path of the rabbit and you can escape. I like that a lot :).

  • @doctorjay8673
    @doctorjay8673 2 года назад +6

    I see Hastur has been experimenting with new mediums lately, good for him

  • @nidalflame8894
    @nidalflame8894 2 года назад +112

    "babies can't be evil, their soul hasn't had time to be corrupted." Bold of you to assume that's the babies soul in that body

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 2 года назад +116

    I feel like this game validates _every_ case of tokophobia and pediaphobia (the fears of _having_ kids and of kids in general, respectively -- honestly, just assume that there's a phobia for _everything,_ because there pretty much _is..._ and that _includes_ a fear *_OF_* everything, that's pantaphobia).

    • @silverhollowshadow7855
      @silverhollowshadow7855 2 года назад +20

      I do have a phobia of having babies. I'm sure there are others like me but I haven't met them. Anyway, getting preggo seems like the most godawful parasitic invasion ever and I hate the mere concept.

    • @shugaara2290
      @shugaara2290 2 года назад +8

      @@silverhollowshadow7855 your not alone im another person with this.
      I finally managed to get tubal removal a few years ago. As a woman its a horrible fear. Most people consider me selfish and some even evil TT . TT

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 2 года назад +2

      @@silverhollowshadow7855 Yeah, that's tokophobia for sure.

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 2 года назад +10

      @@shugaara2290 You made your own decisions based on what was the best choice for _you._ If _anybody's_ selfish, it's the people sticking their ideology where it doesn't belong and trying to tell you how to live your life.

    • @viab.5040
      @viab.5040 2 года назад +6

      I don’t have this fear, but I do agree that it’s your choice if you want to have kids or not. Being a parent is not for everyone. I hate that the American government is interfering with this though. ;-;

  • @ToxicKnight-pe3hg
    @ToxicKnight-pe3hg 2 года назад +297

    Imagine the convo leading up too this job
    PARENTS: “Are you sure, our child is a demon.”
    BABYSITTER: “aw I bet he’s not that bad…”
    PARENTS: “no, he’s literally satan…”

  • @TinsleyMetalHead
    @TinsleyMetalHead 2 года назад +5

    I find it interesting that Sean is always talking about the elderitch truth in horror games and how he loves the cosmic horror shit, but this game which is clearly based off if H.P. Lovecraft stories, or more specifically Robert W. Chambers stories of the king in yellow, and Sean didn't mention it at all

  • @Kashmnyjr
    @Kashmnyjr 2 года назад +422

    Jack: I will never burn a child
    Also Jack: *puts baby in oven, and feels horrible about what he’s done*

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +263

    Jack: *is looking for a purple heart key*
    Also Jack: Keep your eyes peeled.
    Also Jack again: *is standing right in front of the purple heart key*

    • @tinkerkitten126
      @tinkerkitten126 2 года назад +2

      Hah very funny I cracked up when I saw that too!

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад

      @@tinkerkitten126 I’m glad that you found it funny as much as I did lol! 😂😄😁👍

  • @itssillysam26
    @itssillysam26 2 года назад +212

    Jack: "Taking care of kids is easy!".
    Also Jack: *Bakes Baby at 400 degrees*

  • @leroyspeelt
    @leroyspeelt 2 года назад +1

    The black cat will become a new character in the update, the white rabbit is the guy who helps you escape the baby, the player is the sheep

  • @yitters_thefox
    @yitters_thefox 2 года назад +92

    2:46
    Jack: “I would never…you put the baby in the oven…”
    OVEN TURNS ON
    Jack: (the most shocked I’ve ever seen anyone look in my life)
    Me: (snorts so loud that I inhale my vocal cords)

  • @LetDeathDraco
    @LetDeathDraco 2 года назад +33

    2:49
    Jacks Genuine horror when he realizes the oven works is just so f**king hilarious!!!

  • @IamP0ncho
    @IamP0ncho 2 года назад +206

    Jack: “children are a gift”
    Also jack when he sees a child fall over “💀”

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 2 года назад +2

    Just in case anyone doesn't know, this game is inspired by The King In Yellow. A book part of the Lovecraft universe but not written by Lovecraft. Hastur was mentioned in the tape recording. Many believe that Hastur is the King. It's a pretty good book.

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 2 года назад +86

    “I’m never having kids, I’m never ever having children.”
    I mean, it would be fun to play hide-and-seek while your baby could teleport continuously.

    • @eyes_espresso4803
      @eyes_espresso4803 2 года назад

      Until he jumps to quantum leaps and then you have a Bob and Jack-Jack Parr situation on your hands

  • @feralfroggie6828
    @feralfroggie6828 2 года назад +228

    i got hired to do a babysitting job for the first time and this is not helping my anxiety. thanks for the terrifyingly terrific content Jackaboy, all the way from Potato Country.
    edit: did the babysitting, i didnt put the baby in the oven!

    • @SeraliaAerials
      @SeraliaAerials 2 года назад +10

      Depending on the age, babysitting is usually pretty easy. Anyone that can afford babysitting is usually the kind of person who cares about how well behaved their kids are.
      But if they are bad, don’t be scared to tell the parents you’re no longer interested. Your happiness should be balanced with your job, not lesser than your job.

    • @DoYaThingTM
      @DoYaThingTM 2 года назад

      Latvia?

    • @karlynnette
      @karlynnette 2 года назад +3

      please don’t put the baby in oven

    • @feralfroggie6828
      @feralfroggie6828 2 года назад +3

      @@karlynnette ill try my best

    • @karlynnette
      @karlynnette 2 года назад

      @@feralfroggie6828 i believe in you buddy!

  • @felixfeather42
    @felixfeather42 2 года назад +67

    22:05
    Jacksepticeye: stoopid a$$ baby!
    Baby: imma end this man's whole career

  • @MonsieurGaslight
    @MonsieurGaslight 2 года назад +3

    They mention Hastur in this game, he is known as the king in yellow. The baby is also referred to as a prince, and obviously the baby in yellow, if you play the updated mobile game. Hastur is a prominent entity in the Cthulhu Mythos, being his half brother. Hastur's kingdom is known as Carcosa, which is also referenced, and Hastur himself is heavily connected to entropy itself. We're babysitting the child of an unspeakable lovecraftian horror, who was fathered by a being of pure entropy. No wonder the baby is evil.

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад +103

    The King in Yellow is such a good story dude. There was even an animated parody of it years ago here on youtube, but with ponies because internet.

    • @highqualitywritinginstrument
      @highqualitywritinginstrument 2 года назад +4

      The pony version is what caused me to read the robert w chambers version 💀

    • @haze6628
      @haze6628 2 года назад +1

      Bro what? Dude i wanna see that lol, is it still up?

    • @x3dwany371
      @x3dwany371 2 года назад +1

      They also put him in a dating sim

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад +1

      @@haze6628 I believe so if you look up Dawn Somewhere on youtube

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 2 года назад +1

      @@highqualitywritinginstrument Oh dude it is very funny I'll give you that.

  • @TH3_W3ND1G0_phd
    @TH3_W3ND1G0_phd 2 года назад +128

    Jack: “I thought your eyes went all evil but it was just the lights”
    No . . . No it wasn’t man

  • @bepthemep2928
    @bepthemep2928 2 года назад +75

    I love the nods to “The King in Yellow” throughout this silly game
    Edit: “the king in yellow” is a horror story written by Robert W. Chambers, just in case people were wondering.

  • @bopply2616
    @bopply2616 2 года назад +5

    The Baby in Yellow is supposed to be like the King in Yellow. That's why the piano song is called "The King's Lullaby" and there is a yellow king chess piece

  • @user-rm6ub6zh5l
    @user-rm6ub6zh5l 2 года назад +194

    Sean: *puts the baby in the oven*
    Also Sean: “I’ve been so good to you!”

  • @ameess_
    @ameess_ 2 года назад +85

    The fact that he saw his eyes turn within 5 minutes but thought it was just the light was priceless

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад +331

    The Sitter: It's time for bed.
    The Child: Is that what you think?
    Jack: That's a devil child right there.
    *game starts*
    Jack: Oh my god, it is a devil child.
    I laughed harder then I should have lol! 😂😂😂

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 2 года назад +1

      did you really have to do the whole script? are you just tryna be some sort of joke people remember? cuz if that's so, ya ain't funny

    • @viab.5040
      @viab.5040 2 года назад +5

      @@kingstonlovely7404 did you really have to say something about it? Just let them do their own thing, it doesn’t impede on your life, so don’t impede this person’s life. It’s not hard to be nice. Have a day. 👋🏻

    • @Rxnin_Kagemxri
      @Rxnin_Kagemxri 2 года назад

      @@viab.5040 fr. I’m not a hateful person, but I will say I genuinely do think people like that are actually stupid. There’s just something in their tiny brains that doesn’t click.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 2 года назад

      @@kingstonlovely7404 Dude!! They’re technically not my jokes, I just add to them. Though most of the times I point out that these parts made me laugh, but there is a rare occasion where I would say something witty, this one wasn’t it. I actually wasn’t expecting this one to get any likes at all, but here we are lol, that’s the joke! 😂😂😂

  • @SnowyBlizzard
    @SnowyBlizzard 2 года назад +15

    “Ohhh you guys are off doing something, the parents are part of it” yes sean… yes the parents are
    The reason you’re there, getting paid, to watch their child, so they are in fact, part of the plan to pay you to babysit lol

  • @standinginthecorner9493
    @standinginthecorner9493 2 года назад +113

    "I'm jokingggg, you put the baby in the oven"
    *puts baby in oven*
    *baby explodes out of said oven*
    Jack: *speechless*

  • @chylers8986
    @chylers8986 2 года назад +116

    Jack's first instinct when he finds the baby: *shake it violently*
    Second instinct after finding an oven: *put it inside of oven and turn it on* 💀

  • @cruisematt8585
    @cruisematt8585 2 года назад +55

    “I don’t even like listening to my own thoughts” - that is me with every thought that comes into my brain

  • @MVRLEY
    @MVRLEY 2 года назад +10

    Jack: Children are a gift
    Also jack: throws the child