I love the fact that Jack said "I can't stop killing people" and right where he said "I'm addicted to it", the pigeon gets smacked down at the same time. Great timing. 10/10
Imagining it was Jack that was raising pidgeon kids probably triggered your funny bone, his humor is pretty good, it gets to the point in a unique way.
@@Laura-ij1pr just a fun fact, i actually went to look for the game a bit earlier but the site seems to not exist anymore :c There still exist a few versions of the game but none of them have working multiplayer which is kind of sad since that was a huge part of what i like about the game as a kid. Still i am glad to see someone who shares this experience with me :D
@@stabfenn2960 he aint dead chief for unlike his first family he shall keep his bloodline going for he is the most loyal canine out there in all the land of Ireland
Ugh... goodness, pigeons are so underrated.. I love'em. They're so much fun to watch lol Especially when sitting chilling and preening beneath the sun spreading their wings or when the male dances around the females trying to mate with any but they're busy eating or run/fly away.
6:53 FUN FACT TIME: Pigeons have milk! They have milk that starts to manifest before the babys hatch and then proceed to feed the babys milk for around 10 days before they stop and start feeding them normal food.
I started singing the "making my way downtown" song and right after that Jack started singing it, and me and my roomate just looked at each other like wtf lol
Pigeons are really cool birds, the pigeon vision in the game is something pigeons really have. They can find their way home from pretty much anywhere using the electromagnetic field of the earth. Pigeons are also the only bird to feed their young milk.
you know that there is nothing wrong with your life when your favorite RUclipsr named their channel after an infection and is extremely excited to play a game called “Pigeon Simulator.”
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I am pigeon
jacksepticeye I can see that
Hi pigeon I'm Venky
So I'm i
No you are a pigeon with bread
I am actually pigeon
When Jack goes from being a goose to a fish to a pigeon
_PARKOUR_
dont forget bread
@@g0d0fninjas90 yeah
That's some mighty fine evolution.
Why da heck has i saw u everywhere
Don’t forget a goat
I love that not even three minutes in Jacks like “can I attack people” and proceeds to just swoop down and carry off a full grown man. 😂
I have a pet pigeon, when you did the pigeon coo he started spinning and cooing.
He wants to join your pigeon army.
awe
normal humans vs Seáns youtube army and PIGEONS
Funny 😉🤣🤣😂😂😂
wait you can have a pet pigeon? omfg i want one
@@didir3582 same
Jack: *Gets baby pigeons*
Also Jack: *”Rise my brothers!”*
Me: *Visible Confusion*
That profile pic says it all
Alabama intensifies
Nice pfp
i literally scrolled down to type that
Ay I commented the same thing lol. No hard feelings tho :)
Jack: top of the morning to you laddies.
Me with tears in my eyes: he’s back to normal
TheGamingComputerBomb YES SOMEONE NOTICED
I also had tears leak from my lookers
Now we just need the outro back I wanna hear him punch that like button again
*wholesomeness*
Yeah and the aim of the game is to steal chips from people 😂
Yeah your right!:)
Jack: **Lays eggs and hatches them**
Also Jack: **Calls his children, his brothers**
Drakonus Wassup bro😜😜!I’m a small youtuber tryna hit 💯 subscribers with notifications on***🤑😘***! I appreciate all of the help🤑😍! Thx guys!❤️🛎💯
ZaPazz shut up
@@ChaiinsReels n o
Nevilsico Shard ok
That's lol to think about
When he said “this feels like 2016 RUclips again”
I felt that
I miss that
Me too
*those were the good ol times, good ol times..*
😔
I was just gonna comment that. And I miss that more than anything that has changed on RUclips
Jo Galbraith 😅
Just imagine being in a city see a pigeon minding it’s own business then a random ass dude yells HEY and slaps the shit out of it
Guy: HEY! *slaps pigeon*
Me:HEY!! *slaps guy*
I laughed so hard to this and I got in trouble lmao
blame the pigeons, dad
I mean I chased a pigeon in a circle in NYC. Didn't try to catch it or hurt it, just chased it.
Jason Manford (comedian) has watched a guy punch a pigeon in the face.
Isaiah Smith thqts New York
jack: *lays a bunch of eggs*
jack: YES! my BROTHERS!!
me: those are ur literal children mother dear
Haha yass
Jack becomes a parent
Also Jack: "Come on brothers!"
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
Stop
Stop, get some help.
Exactly
Jack brothers are is child
That’s explain a lot
“Makin my way downtown, flying fast, dickheads pass *Im a pigeon* “
Nun nun nun da nun, I’m a pigeon.
Nun nuh nun da nuh, fuck you.
10:20
Ace Q making my way down town flying fast dickheads pass and I’m a pigeon!
Cucucucucoo
Cucucucucoo
Makin my way downtown
Flying fast
Im a pigeon, go fuck yourself
Bu do do do do do
Do do do
Bu do do do do do
Jack - "I don't really know how to destroy the vans"
Also Jack - "I wonder what these purple barrels do"
barrel destroy van!
BARREL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol very true
Likr if you agree
It’s like Rock Paper Scissors. Pidgeon beats purple thing, purple thing beats van, van beats pidgeon
Slag barrels!
Jack: * lays pigeon eggs *
Also Jack, to his pigeon children: RISE MY *BROTHERS*
Aww man I did a comment like this
He says after puking all over his pigeon children.
*insert sweet home Alabama*
Jackcepticye: This is really hard to play alone
Me: Maaaaarkaplier
Mello_ core ᴍᴀʀᴋɪᴍᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ
@@yourenotmycat What
山卄ㄚ 卂尺乇 ㄚㄖㄩ ᘜ卂ㄚ?
I was actually just about to comment this
@@mello_clutch I see you need some adjustments
1:57 That laugh... It warmed and melted my heart...
Jackaboy: *finishes Goose Simulator
Everyone: *_[Sad Hjönk noises]_*
Jackaboy: *I am pigeon.*
Everyone: _There is hope!_
"I just can't stop killing people,I'm addicted to it!"
*Anti has joined the chat*
Media: hMmmmMMMmMMmmm
Wtf just as I scrolled to this comment he said this like he was narrating what I read
But I am fourth
bruh moment
FBI
Jack: Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye.
Me: oh my god..... ITS BACK!!!!
What about the smack tho
@@ariannacooper8612 also... glad about the smack lol
@@5p1d3rZ wheres the smack?
I think you meant:
ITS JACK
But....but.... what about the outro?
Jack: *Lays eggs, has babies, Feeds them by puking all over them*
Also Jack: *RISE MY BROTHERS*
Me: Uh what?
Simple, inbreeding
SIMPLE, its some new york shit
Sweet home Alabama
@@marlee5595 pfffft
(inhales)
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!*
No one:
Pigeons when they see a piece of bread with a hole in it: *aight Imma head in*
*Literally*
Karina Cat I’m scrolling the comments and reporting EVERY SINGLE ONE of yours :) hope you like being banned
@@gh0stlyonyoutube it's a bot, they don't care.
Ha
@Karina Cat Fuck off
“I just totally HUGGED that guy”
Aww, how sweet
I genuinely thought I hallucinated that part and I had to watch it 4 times and then I saw this comment so thank you
Jack: I'm going to get an army of pidgeons.
*inserts chicken noise*
Pigeons: Am I a joke to you?
Well..am i
Ha
He will have his work cut out for him
Eat ašş
I love the fact that Jack said "I can't stop killing people" and right where he said "I'm addicted to it", the pigeon gets smacked down at the same time. Great timing. 10/10
A chicken has jumped at my sister and I've been hissed at several times by geese.
Occasionally I hiss back.
@@camerondon3712 Hahaha! Nice 😂👌
Hearing “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES” was really refreshing, because I was starting to miss it.
“i straight up just mur- *hugged* someone!”
And slaughtered is allowed... RUclips logic
For me it sounded lije it said I just *MUGGED* someone
Left out that little detail did he?
@Alina Way begone beech
@@Idk-rr8mt ewww stfu
Jack: Has Children
Also Jack to his children: "RISE MY BROTHERS!!!"
Law and order
Special victims unit
@@landen.c dun dun
Jacks RUclips channel in one sentence: “I saw this on Twitter/steam ages ago but I never got to it until now”
No one:
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying
He is learning
@@patrickkennedy7972 yes
Just your typical sunday night with that boys
Stop with the no one shit
Play Builders Gate Dark Alliance or check it out at least
Jack pigeon: [lays eggs and the eggs hatch]
Jack: "RISE MY BROTHERS!"
Me: *wait-*
That pigeons dad has some explaining to do.
CHUCK
Hahahaha!
Hol up
Jack: “top of the morning to ya laddies!”
Me:
Jack:
Me: hold up rewind
@Nikx24 u gud man?
Quote comments bad
@@ryanmorrow8287 Is any comment with quotation marks now a quote comment?
@@gamignmaster6977 yes..... quotation marks usually indicate a quote.
That's kind of how quotation marks work.
@@doubleE24 they also mean dialogue so....
"Oh I thought that was pee!!"
P-pigeons dont-
Birds....dont---
Ok...nvm---
Technically their poop is their pee.
Gorgeous Freeman if their poop was their pee then how do they poop? flawed logic😡😡😡
@@crisadboyemo588 they just have one substance that comes out so its both
@@crisadboyemo588 bro calm down it's not 'flawed Logic', their poop and pee comes out as one substance it's not separate like that of mammals
@@discopian yea I have a pet chicken too! Its...really weird and gross 😅😅
"I'M A MOTHER AND I HAVE TEN KIDS"
For some reason, that made me laugh way too hard.
@Alina Way W u h-
I'm not sure anyone wants to-
same lmao
Imagining it was Jack that was raising pidgeon kids probably triggered your funny bone, his humor is pretty good, it gets to the point in a unique way.
And he call them is brothers
@@rainwys the nude bots are raiding this comment section, lmao I haye them
When you realize the guy that got run over was the guy from mafia city:
"That's how mafia works"
Also the guy that he picked up was a lvel 99 mafia boss
Jacks Pigeon: *has children*
Jack: yes! Rise my brothers!
Me: wha-
I found that strange as well
Your image is beautiful.
And that boys and girls is what we call the *alabama ways*
Yeah should have been RISE MY CHILDREN!!!
"idont know what the button is to puke all over my children"
And here we have videos games in 2020
That's also a sentence I've never thought I'd have to say.
Me: *coming back to the channel after a year*
Jacksepticeye: *intro with no slap*
Me: *fear*
This is actually the first time he's done that intro in a while. I think he's been trying to change it slowly.
He better keep the slap
An intro with no slap is the worst!
Jack: Top o' the morning to ya laddies!
Me: The boss is back : ' )
He forgot the big o' earrapin' slap😂😂
don't worry... i also like "shokugeki no soma"
@DamageIncM what do u mean?
I kinda miss the voice crack
Guess who's back
Back again
*Jack:* *does regular intro but without the high-five*
*everyone:* wait, that's illegal
MAD FACTZ
I cant like it so 👍🏻
0:54
"We need sticks"
Me: *having flashbacks from Becky Lemme Smash*
not becky😂
Pigeon Jack has kids and raises them to be adult pigeons
Jack: Rise my brothers!
Everyone: “confused noises”
Luke Martinez Alabama
Tazmanians
@@mattgillet6917 Lmao
No one:
Seán: *wants to swear, but is now family friendly* "What the Jesus!"
Spencer Barlow also Seán “well fuck my dick”
But is now Christian*
Its shit that he is trying so hard. He was alot funnier when he actually was himself
"I just straight up mur-HUGGED that guy"--*Jack trying to cover Anti*
2:12
“Here you go, dinners served”
*drops dead body on table
“The pigeons love team trees”
Mr.Beast has entered the chat
*releases 20 million pigeons
*releases 20 million pigeons
@@guestaccount2296 why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Dohsfly74 Z why even copy a reply from an hour ago
Mike Lee why even copy a reply from 30 minutes ago
Jack: top of the morning to ya laddies
Me: "nostalgic noise"
2:12
Jack: -Murdered- Hugged
YT Captions: *_Mugged_*
This is a robbery
@@flamingcat1101 no, you're getting mugged! *reveals a 3rd arm holding not only a gun, but a water gun.*
*TAKE ALL OF MY NON-EXISTENT MONEY!*
@@stabfenn2960 I just wanted a euro or two but alright
Me: *Pigeon Simulator* Hmmm mayb- *Notices it's Jack's* Yes.
Damn, this was a week ago
Damn, this was a month ago
Damn this was 2 months ago
Literally same 🤣
Dam, 2 weeks ago
Jack: *sees his children*
Ew
🤣
🤣🤣🤣 ow.
Reminds me of merg
YEAAAAA!
Ew... ew gross.
He would be a great dad
"i just straght up murHUGGED that guy" -anti 2019
It gave me so much joy
𝕻𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓.
@@SekenStrm yes
@@pearlexquisite935 same
Jack: " i have no idea how i got here"
Me: waiting for Jack saying "well do you have 90 minutes"
Omg yeah lol
"The cooing! The COOINING! ...Doesn't have the same ring to it."
YOU BLIND FOOL. WHAT ABOUT THE COUP?
Me: *Walking down the street*
Pidgeon: *Flies into me*
Jack: I just straight up killed that guy without even trying!
"how do you find food?"
~a few seconds later~
"I'M GOING TO ATTACK PEOPLE"
You're wrong
It was less than a second, bipolar and that
All hail the potato pidgeon
Jacksepticye: wait, no I'm eating KFC.
His face: sudden realization
His brain: thinking of where to hide the evidence
Pigeon Jack: *deep theatrical tone* Dead or alive,you're coming with me
My mind: you kill people
Me: hell yeah
Jack 2 sec into the game: peace was never an option
Jack: I have no idea how i got here
Me, an intellectual:
Do you have 90 minutes?
Bringing the good memes back, I like it
same great taste now with a hint of added vanilla!
Hazzuhh a man of quality!
Pls add TheRamageFart on fortnite it's me
Let's bring back to you have 90 minutes meme
Jack: Pigeon noises
ASMR: I want your entire stock
Me: Has Volume 100%
Jack: *TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES*
I need a t shirt that says “The hjonkening” with a pigeon or goose on the back 😂😂
Pigeon on the front under the text and then a giant goose on the back
"Bagels are just unsweetened donuts"
I was literally arguing about this earlier. Jack is on my side! Bagels are unsweetened donuts!
No, they are made from completely different dough. Also donuts are fried, bagels are baked. AAAAAAAAAH
@@alexlikesgoats like black people and white people. I eat them both.
hotdogs are sandwitches
@@lilyross912 Both cant hide the bodies.
Same
When jack said “I’m going to attack some people!” I expected him to poop on them but he just straight up picked them up and dropped them!!😂😂
Have anyone noticed that the bread on the pigeon’s face is probably from the previous game
I noticed it immediately
2014, goat simulator: rise brother
2019: my brothers!
me: 🥺
Jack: "I can't stop killing people, I'm addicted to it!"
*Oh boy, here I go killing again!*
Lmao, is that a Rick and Morty reference?
Krombopulous michael😆
I just love killin'!
that be buitiefull
Strongly reminds me of "Fly Like a Bird 3"
Used to play it a lot back in the day :)
"Childhood Flashbacks" 😮😮☺☺
Yes omg it makes me want to play it again
@@Laura-ij1pr just a fun fact, i actually went to look for the game a bit earlier but the site seems to not exist anymore :c
There still exist a few versions of the game but none of them have working multiplayer which is kind of sad since that was a huge part of what i like about the game as a kid.
Still i am glad to see someone who shares this experience with me :D
YAS!!! Ahh, nostalgia :D
aaah that game!! it's soo nostalgic. i used to play it so much and made many friends on it,, so sad it got shut down :c
Jack: I don’t know what pigeon vision is
Me: The birds work for the bourgeoisie....
My first thought: "I am bread has gained the power of flight"
Yessss
Same
its a bird, its a plane, its a piece of bread with a pigeon inside?
Wait...
He ate bread, so is this cannibalism?
LoafOfCat 129 LOL I guess you right XD
Nobody:
The guy on the ground at 9:57: *cha cha real smooth*
Lol
Jack at 5:24: "I'm going to have an army of pigeons"
Sam and all the other dogs down in the love chamber: are we a joke to you?
R.i.p. Sam, may he rest for all eternity in the channel picture.
@@stabfenn2960 he aint dead chief for unlike his first family he shall keep his bloodline going for he is the most loyal canine out there in all the land of Ireland
Ugh... goodness, pigeons are so underrated.. I love'em. They're so much fun to watch lol Especially when sitting chilling and preening beneath the sun spreading their wings or when the male dances around the females trying to mate with any but they're busy eating or run/fly away.
Jack : "They will all swoop in and steal you hats"
Any Autralian : *Magpie flashbacks*
Now we just need the high five
More like plover flashbacks
did you mean australian my bro
Magpies, plovers, crows...*sigh*
@@dragonfire8873 what are you tlking about
Jack: "I have no idea how I got here"
Me, an intellectual: "Do you have 90 minutes?"
More like 10 minets
@@snowboarderforlife4275 No, 90 Minutes other wise you ruined the joke
@@Kiwiqwp OK BOOMER
@@snowboarderforlife4275 don't have to be rude about it
@@Kiwiqwp *OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER OK BOOMER*
Me: *Walking Down the street*
**gets attack by pigeon**
Pigeon:that's how mafia works
6:53
FUN FACT TIME: Pigeons have milk! They have milk that starts to manifest before the babys hatch and then proceed to feed the babys milk for around 10 days before they stop and start feeding them normal food.
“The Birds” (2019 remake)
Take notes, Hitchcock.
Yes love the birds 2019 remake it's more funny than terrified
Jack: Lays Eggs, Babies hatches, Feeds the Babies, Babies grows up
Jack: Rise my *Brothers* 7:35
"This pidgeon is almost done for" -jack
Straight slaps the man with a whole bird.
*Death.*
Suprised pikachu face.
2:20 C'mon man that was agent 47 planning on his next mission
Imagine if jack became a voice actor for Disney tho
Top of the morning to you I'm jacksepticeye and this the Disney channel!
That Person I’d love that 😂😂
I started singing the "making my way downtown" song and right after that Jack started singing it, and me and my roomate just looked at each other like wtf lol
Des Vexel “Dickheads pass, I’m a pigeon.” Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo 💩
is it just me or has it been ages since jack has done the “tOP of the mornin to ya laddies!” intro
y e s I t h a s b e e n f o r e v e r
We still need the good ol slap
I’ve always loved pigeons, they’re so cute and fluffy.
“Time to infect the factory!”
Umm. I think it’s infest but I mean you do you
Pigeons can carry many diseases so... yes, but no.😂
Alabama
Jack: "I can be a pigeon"
*Makes dove sounds*
Pigeon= trash dove
Pigeons *are* doves
The Werewolf of Wagga Wagga true they just adapted to city life
Pigeons and doves are... very closely related. Idk which came from which.
The pigeons you usually think of are, I believe, called rock doves
It's the same sound.
"The Cooening?" Not so catchy.
_Coo de grâce,_ however...
It's big brain time.
Eremaea Coo de tát
@@elijah8090 Awesome! :)
Lol how about "The Rrrooo-ening"?
you sir deserve a medal
and a baguette up your cooter
Sean: Look at the pigeon with the bread on its head!
Pigeon: what is life why am here nothing makes sense
To eat bread.
“ I straight up just *HUGGED* someone”
That's one way of putting it
ah yes, the pigeon.
my eyes are graced everyday by these holy, wonderous creatures.
Proceeds to see one fly by with a bread as a hat and a human in its clutches
Funnily enough, I actually love pigeons.
Trollkingtem Me too!! They’re really cute, I’d love to have a rescue pigeon one day
Jack: “Okay! How do I do anything?”
Me, done with life: I’ve been asking myself that question for many years...
I feel you
*M O O D*
is this monetized or???
Pigeons are really cool birds, the pigeon vision in the game is something pigeons really have. They can find their way home from pretty much anywhere using the electromagnetic field of the earth. Pigeons are also the only bird to feed their young milk.
Jack : top of the morning to ya laddies
Me: waits impatiently for the wapoosh
0:44
Seán: _I have no idea how I got here_
Me: *DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES???!!!*
“I straight up just *hugged* someone”
Nice save robin
Robin? Don't you mean Sean?
you know that there is nothing wrong with your life when your favorite RUclipsr named their channel after an infection and is extremely excited to play a game called “Pigeon Simulator.”
Normal Pigeons: *casually eats garbage*
Jacksepticeye Pigeon: * holding a person * dEaD oR aLivE yOur cOmIng wItH mE
Jack: "I hurt myself in my confusion"
Me: me too buddy
Everyday of my life summed up in one sentence
That was dark, kinda
“I’ve never been so invested in pigeons.” Same, Sean. Same.
"What the Jesus is going on in this picture and why is it so warm in my room?!" Mood.