Jim Jefferies- Religion Pt.1- BLACK COUPLE REACTS

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  • @harrisonandrew
    @harrisonandrew 2 месяца назад +34

    Someone was offended right and it wasn’t the guy 😂. Jim is spot on.

  • @nickcarnevalino7462
    @nickcarnevalino7462 2 месяца назад +62

    she is steaming - looks like the truth hurts a bit

    • @mastiffsal8185
      @mastiffsal8185 2 месяца назад +3

      No, she just doesn't laugh much. Seen other vids and you can see she's amused (sorry feel a c*nt keep calling the lady "she" but I'm bad with names. My son thinks he's called Odin and the dog thinks he's called Oscar) but she just rarely laughs aloud. I prefer her to be true to herself than fake laughing like many reactors.

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 2 месяца назад +3

      It has to be said, this is a tough compilation for a church goer to sit through. It's missing a fair bit of the warm up and preamble and moves straight to, and hangs on, the harsh elements leaving out the stories. I'm an Atheist and antitheist and I felt sorry for Tee there.
      That said I think the more offensive stuff is less challenging and thus less hurtful. If someone is just calling you a dumb cunt, you can put that aside as the act of an arsehole. If someone starts laying out a logical argument, that's more threatening.

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 2 месяца назад +1

      Ignorant insults can be irritating.
      Being annoyed at ignorance doesn't mean ignorant people are correct.
      There's barely even a joke in there. It's just ignorant irrational yelling.

    • @danilo6680
      @danilo6680 2 месяца назад

      @@ravissary79Seek help.

    • @beachamj
      @beachamj 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ravissary79 Lol.

  • @chocolate-teapot
    @chocolate-teapot 2 месяца назад +43

    Brought up as a Roman Catholic, I can totally relate to this. What's God got against kangaroos!?

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 месяца назад

      and he hates kids, for allowing all the abuse, by priests no less

    • @glenysbrothers6532
      @glenysbrothers6532 2 месяца назад +3

      Or Koalas how did he get the Eucalyptus Leaves for them if Australia is the only place they are grown😂😂😂

    • @chocolate-teapot
      @chocolate-teapot 2 месяца назад

      @glenysbrothers6532 exactly

    • @BrendanDay76
      @BrendanDay76 2 месяца назад

      He was reaching into his ass for some study he said . He’s wrong about Russia too

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 месяца назад

      @BrendanDay76 russia the terrorist federation.....

  • @mikefetterman6782
    @mikefetterman6782 2 месяца назад +21

    Question that got me throw out of Sunday school and the church? "Hmmmmm If a marriage isn't official until it is consummated, and Mary was married to Joseph, how could she still be a virgin?" I became an atheist at age 9 (months after finding out about Santa) even though I didn't know anyone else who was, or that anyone else ever was. It took me 5 years until I found out other people didn't believe too. All part of the misinformation and indoctrination drilled into me since birth.

    • @davidhuett3579
      @davidhuett3579 2 месяца назад +5

      I had much the same type of experience. At about 7-8 years of age I asked too many questions in Sunday school and it really pissed the Minister off. He refused to answer .. quite 'legitimate' questions .. so my brother and I decided we'd had enough and spent the next several weeks 'wagging' Sunday school .. electing to do much more interesting things like exploring the local 'Amazonian Jungle' (or it seemed like that to us at that age) and building a tree-house ... you know .. the things that kids SHOULD be doing at that age instead of being 'indoctrinated' into the worlds biggest cults! After a few weeks of doing this, we returned home from our Sunday escapade to find our parents had been contacted by the Church to find out where we were. I think the reason they rang was more about our usage of the 'sixpence' we were being given by my father to be put in the Church collection bowl .. that we had elected to spend on a packet of 'Fruit Tingles' each instead .. than on us actually being there.
      My father sat us down and asked why we stopped attending and after explaining about the refusal to answer questions asked .. to our amazement .. he said 'fair enough' and we were never made to go again.
      In hindsight .. we were lucky enough to have 'decent' parents who took into account what 'we' thought .. even at that age .. unlike MOST other parents who were 'forcing' their children to attend regardless .... something I see today as tantamount to 'child abuse'!!

    • @emanymton713
      @emanymton713 2 месяца назад

      Mary and Joseph weren’t married yet at the time. They were engaged. The story was also written down waaaaaay after the fact. So since they did get married and have another kid that wasn’t Jesus they were married as far as it matters to religion.

    • @jacobreisser8034
      @jacobreisser8034 2 месяца назад +2

      It is the greatest lie ever told.

    • @stobe187
      @stobe187 2 месяца назад +2

      @@emanymton713 And you're certain their names were "Mary" and "Joseph" - a fucking couple from Boston in the middle east...

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 2 месяца назад

      You failed to mention that Mary was 14 years old, God effectively raped her. A 14 year old child is not capable of consenting nor is she mature or grown enough to give birth. This God is psychotic, he's a pedophile just like the Muslim prophet Muhammad

  • @anderswiik7432
    @anderswiik7432 2 месяца назад +13

    After living in the US for 5 years now,and witnessing the crazy up close.It's a no brainer that the American Jesus is what drags this great nation down.Great reaction guys ❤

  • @beeffury7142
    @beeffury7142 2 месяца назад +53

    He pisses a lot of people off because he usually makes good points ... his show WAS really good

  • @norcodaev
    @norcodaev 2 месяца назад +5

    It’s true what Jim said though. The number one indicator of what religion you’re gonna be is where you live, followed by what religion your parents follow. It has nothing to do with the truth of that particular religion.
    I equate religion to cigarettes. Both are highly addictive, and both need to be introduced as early as possible to let the addiction take hold before the individual grows up and sees it for the obvious nonsense that smoking and religion are.

  • @jimmybobsap8729
    @jimmybobsap8729 2 месяца назад +6

    I’ve been Atheist since I was 10 and 3 decades later people still look at me like I just told them I killed their kid when I say it. So I never mention it😂

  • @StewedFishProductions
    @StewedFishProductions 2 месяца назад +12

    Having been brought up as a Roman Catholic... I wake up every morning now, and thank God he made me an atheist in later life... 🤔😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ 2 месяца назад +12

    He isn't drunk in this set, he used to be before he moved to the US and had a TV series and such. In 2010 he did a tour named Alcoholocaust, and he had to stop drinking because of an enlarged liver. Previously he was very often drunk on stage. I saw him perform that tour in a small town in a very small audience of about 90 people and he was good, but he was clearly unhappy. I don't know how they booked him to be honest, 6000 people lived in that town at most, the day after he was performing in Glasgow. Big big venue. But it was also the middle of December. You should definitely watch his series Legit

    • @ChaolaoFueChi
      @ChaolaoFueChi 2 месяца назад

      Aw, that day was unfortunate for him. 90 folks out of 6,000 total is pretty upsetting.

    • @irreverend_
      @irreverend_ 2 месяца назад

      @ChaolaoFueChi I don't think most of the audience knew who he was either. I knew him from a couple of RUclips videos which I think his own managers have since tried to have copyright stricken from the internet. Which is a shame.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, he isn't drunk. Just part of his act with a strong Aussie accent.

  • @anonymishap
    @anonymishap 2 месяца назад +2

    I laughed when Tee said "they won't know what he said" if you blocked it out. He's Austrailian so we know what word he said 😅 He said the Australian word for guy/person 🤣

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @unicyclist97
    @unicyclist97 2 месяца назад +6

    I went from believing in gods to believing there was a regular guy called Jesus to not even believing a regular guy existed.
    Once you realise that none of the people who wrote any of the books in the bible ever met Jesus, and that the earliest references to Jesus (Paul's genuine epistles) only refer to seeing Jesus in visions, it's very hard to believe he existed.

  • @pattaccone
    @pattaccone 2 месяца назад +6

    4:31 we do the same thing for Santa in Canada , another fictional person 😂

    • @mathzjonsson9779
      @mathzjonsson9779 2 месяца назад

      What???

    • @lesliedavis2185
      @lesliedavis2185 2 месяца назад

      @@mathzjonsson9779but we all know Santa is fictional, not so much the other.

  • @NoctemAeternusMusic
    @NoctemAeternusMusic 2 месяца назад +4

    Lol she really did not like the facts he was stating 😂

  • @weareallfromafrica8373
    @weareallfromafrica8373 2 месяца назад +5

    Always wondered how long it took the penguins and the sloths to get to the ark too !

  • @chippydogwoofwoof
    @chippydogwoofwoof 2 месяца назад +4

    If you have not done it you should definitely check out Thank you God by Tim Minchin.
    Thanks for keeping us entertained Blessings from the UK

  • @EricTheBroBean
    @EricTheBroBean 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how people usually believe in different religions depending on where we are raised.
    I know maybe 2 people here in Norway whos religious.
    I even talked to a priest who doesn't believe in god, I paraphrase when I asked him about it "Oh hell no its just a job."

    • @lucylane7397
      @lucylane7397 2 месяца назад

      Same in the uk I can’t think of one British person who is religious under the age of 80

  • @erinmobley168
    @erinmobley168 2 месяца назад +2

    You can tell instantly with the woman in the video how badly the truth can hurt!

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 2 месяца назад +1

    Speaking facts is often way better (and way more relatable) than just believing in some ancient spoky magical father-figure in the sky tbh

  • @mansoryO
    @mansoryO 2 месяца назад +1

    i like his "drunk delivery" on stage, its funnier

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern 2 месяца назад +1

    "Slizzy" is my new word

  • @MH_unknown-yt8fv
    @MH_unknown-yt8fv 2 месяца назад +4

    He's very good. So much George influence

  • @spruce381
    @spruce381 2 месяца назад +3

    Love it ❤️👍🏽👍☘️

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 2 месяца назад +3

    I wish we could all just grow up, and put away our imaginary friends =)

  • @christopherkimball2264
    @christopherkimball2264 2 месяца назад +4

    Religion is never comfortable with logic.

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Месяц назад

      Maybe because it's hiding something and/or everything. Maybe religious leaders and their delegations need their own UN counsil with a democratic decision making process in regards to humanitarianism.

  • @stuwhiteman3810
    @stuwhiteman3810 2 месяца назад +2

    Can you imagine what that Ark would have looked like after all those animals got off, would have been an absolute stinking mess lol. Plus there would not have been all the animals left after the lions and tigers got to them. Can you imagine how long it would have taken to round up all those animals to get them on a boat in the first place??? Absolutely ridiculous story 🤣

  • @allandriver2066
    @allandriver2066 2 месяца назад +1

    Hammered....? Yeah that was his Default setting......

  • @groovelife415
    @groovelife415 2 месяца назад +1

    When I was about 6 years old, I was removed from a Sunday School class for asking too many questions. The teacher said, "Good Christian boys and girls don't question God." I've been an atheist ever since. Even at 6 I saw through the BS.

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh yes!🤣

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 месяца назад +3

    indeed, ask yourself: Why would religions hate questions...... perhaps because its not true? and as soon as you point out the nonsense, like nonexistent floods, or 4 contradicting gospels etc etc. they just say: you gotta have faith. aka blind belief, especially when there is proof, or contradiction.
    that is fooling yourself

  • @pozzyuk7504
    @pozzyuk7504 2 месяца назад +4

    Do Ricky gervais Noah’s ark . It’s funny 😂

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 месяца назад +1

      and Eddy Izzard 😂
      with the 2 tigers 😂

  • @DiamondTheRottie
    @DiamondTheRottie 2 месяца назад +2

    King James' most popular book before the Bible was Daemonologie. A written dissertation on sorcery and demons.

    • @91GT347
      @91GT347 2 месяца назад +1

      Partially. Daemonologie was a separate book, but it was partially adapted into the KJV. Specifically the witchcraft parts. Where the original Bible specifically referred to summoning spirits. There's so much lost and changed in the modern Bibles, it's no wonder nobody knows what it actually says. Scriptures of other religions are the same. Even reading the original, with a modern mind, is hard to process. Just the number of definitions of words that have evolved and some almost lost is crazy. Like "the virgin Mary" is an example. The original could be interpreted that way. The Hebrew word used, also meant "young woman."
      Religions are all different interpretations of the same thing. Mostly disagreeing and hating each other over things that are completely irrelevant. With the typical human brain. Where is the best place to hide the esoteric truth ? Buried in fallacy. Want to make people believe a lie ? Bury it in truth. "All of this is false. That must be too." The main issue with Atheists, is the same issue with how it's written and taught. The "magic man" theory. Some individual conscious being, literally looking down from the sky. Judging peoples every move. Which is not what it says.
      I'm not one(or any religion), but it kind of bugs me how they generalize "Christianity." That covers everything from the Amish to mostly Hermetic beliefs(Which is closer to what the Bible actually says). They might as well just say "religion." It's just about as broad of a term. Lol

    • @geofftottenperthcoys9944
      @geofftottenperthcoys9944 2 месяца назад

      @@91GT347 Bugs me there is religion at all.

    • @91GT347
      @91GT347 2 месяца назад

      @ Valid. I don’t disagree. It doesn’t require an organization. Especially that is misleading.

  • @Daniels_ATS_W900
    @Daniels_ATS_W900 2 месяца назад +3

    #Nolo&Tee.... HEAVEN AND HELL - JIM JEFFERIES watch this one..

  • @tonydunn3652
    @tonydunn3652 2 месяца назад +1

    God if for the weak😂😂😂😂

  • @RicoCosta317
    @RicoCosta317 2 месяца назад +1

    As far as I know, nobody but Mick did lead vocals, particularly their hits.

  • @jimmybobsap8729
    @jimmybobsap8729 2 месяца назад +1

    Debating a religious person is like slamming your head against a brick wall. But at least that has a result. People I love are religious as hell , speaking in tongues and all that bullshit. We never bring up religion or I’ll have 2 hour argument and everyone mad at me lol and not one person mind changed

  • @AdrianDaley-sn9tt
    @AdrianDaley-sn9tt 2 месяца назад +1

    he is so going to heaven lol.

  • @513morris
    @513morris 2 месяца назад +1

    Louis Ck - Jesus

  • @dustinmohr6877
    @dustinmohr6877 2 месяца назад +1

    Just a recommendation, find the whole special and just watch it in 1 go. Break it up for the videos but that's the only way it doesn't clip apart the set

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ 2 месяца назад +6

    it's such a shame I can't say cant and it needs to be censored :)

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah they go hard on a few words and thats one of them

    • @irreverend_
      @irreverend_ 2 месяца назад +1

      @NoloTee It's RUclips being owned by Google I guess. The US don't accept that word quite so much, and he did say it a LOT :)

    • @Sasmaite
      @Sasmaite 2 месяца назад +1

      @@NoloTee It's such a fun word though ☹

  • @haisakomi
    @haisakomi 2 месяца назад +7

    actually Russia is a very religious country, Orthodox religion is powerful there.

    • @StewedFishProductions
      @StewedFishProductions 2 месяца назад

      Religion in Russia is VERY political and 'in the pocket' of the FSB (previously the FSK and before that the KGB)... Putin is their 'God'. 'Putin's Petulant Puppets' go to church in Russia. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamwood5491
    @williamwood5491 2 месяца назад +5

    One question, when God said let there be light, who was God talking to?

    • @davidhuett3579
      @davidhuett3579 2 месяца назад +1

      His mum possibly!!

    • @estranhokonsta
      @estranhokonsta 2 месяца назад +2

      He was just talking to himself. He was so happy to have managed to finally pay the electric bill.

    • @JpegDog
      @JpegDog Месяц назад

      Himself, he discovered his farts contained trace amounts of methane and held a flame in front of his behind as he let loose

  • @Home8rew
    @Home8rew 2 месяца назад +1

    No cats mentioned in the Bible either - likely because the Egyptians revered them and Christianity wasn’t about to give a competing religion any publicity.

  • @jadenepia5960
    @jadenepia5960 2 месяца назад +1

    80% is in fucken sane

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 20 дней назад +1

    Shes so upset that her view is being challenged 🤣🤣🤣

  • @irreverend_
    @irreverend_ 2 месяца назад +8

    Regarding Christianity, the whole concept of Heaven and Hell is fairly recent. The true origin of being shriven in fire, was for EVERYONE who wasn't sainted. The sum of your sins was how long you spent in purgatory being shriven in fire. Only saints went straight to heaven. But babies who weren't baptised, I guess they just were doomed to eternity in purgatory if they died in infancy, which was historically more common. It's almost like an abusive relationship where you're brow beaten into doing ridiculous things out of fear.

  • @ashleykearns6655
    @ashleykearns6655 2 месяца назад +1

    She did his last stand-ups totally drunk because he was going to give up alcohol to change another job because he knew it was a hindrance and he couldn't drink while he was working his new job.

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible. 2 месяца назад +2

    Ask yourself WHY they hate questions!

  • @morecrayonsplzmcw4836
    @morecrayonsplzmcw4836 2 месяца назад +1

    🔥

  • @joelb2930
    @joelb2930 2 месяца назад +1

    More people need to be like Tee js

  • @traceybee1409
    @traceybee1409 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @lloydieization
    @lloydieization 2 месяца назад +1

    Ironically before Jefferies sold his soul and ended up in the Hollywood bubble... that said I enjoyed his comedy from this era

  • @ericsimons4212
    @ericsimons4212 2 месяца назад +1

    So what? Still funny as fuck.! Lol

  • @docbob3030
    @docbob3030 2 месяца назад +2

    As an Australian, I'm guessing that you had to edit out our standard "C word" for the rest of the world to not be offended?

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah YT goes hard on CNUT....will block the video globally

    • @HenrikJansson78
      @HenrikJansson78 2 месяца назад

      Not for the rest of the world, I think that's a US thing. You know, The Land of the Prude.

    • @EclecticInstinct
      @EclecticInstinct 2 месяца назад

      Hey it was our C word first. Scotsman here. 😁

    • @lucylane7397
      @lucylane7397 2 месяца назад

      We are not offended in Britain we use that word to greet each other. Alright ya fat can’t etc

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 2 месяца назад

      @@NoloTee _"...will block the video globally"_
      So, are you saying that the source video you are watching is NOT on RUclips? That's odd since I just looked it up and found the exact same clip without edits... and it's been on RUclips for 3 years! They musta missed that one, eh?! 🤷‍♂

  • @michelm306
    @michelm306 2 месяца назад +2

    Funny first!!...
    that's it.
    That's all that matters.
    Real political, religious, philosphofical etc. issues are dealt with elsewhere

  • @samshootman6510
    @samshootman6510 Месяц назад +1

    He's Australian, that means he's at least 35% alcohol at ay given moment

  • @arohk1579
    @arohk1579 2 месяца назад +2

    I was a Christian, then I grew up lol. Best thing that happened to me was leaving the religious cult. They have some very warped view and seem to pick and choose what to find right and wrong.

  • @AdrianDaley-sn9tt
    @AdrianDaley-sn9tt 2 месяца назад +1

    let it slide sis

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 2 месяца назад +8

    My guy's got like 10k worth of sneakers just chillin' in the background. What a waste of money lol

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад +4

      Try 40k and how is it a waste if you see it, took time out of your day to watch a comedy reaction and comment solely (get it) on the shoes? That alone is worth it for me 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 месяца назад +2

      @@NoloTee Shoes don't have a high resale value unless they're super rare. 40k retail, 10k resale haha solid investment brother.

    • @mansoryO
      @mansoryO 2 месяца назад +1

      @@willvr4 well, there you go

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад +4

      @@willvr4 ahhh man you talking to the wrong guy about shoes and value bro...i have multiple frags, multiple sbbs, multiple travis 1s, multiple db's, tons of rare pairs...just beat it LMAOOOOO, bro i can do this all day, allllllllday, i collect heat, ask about me.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 2 месяца назад +1

      @@NoloTee Do you, brother. You just sound like a walking black guy stereotype. Spending money on dumb material shit. Put that shit into a 401k or something that earns interest.

  • @cr-df5le
    @cr-df5le 2 месяца назад +1

    HAHA "they arnt gonna know what hes talking about if you edit that out".....every aussie in the comment section just knows what he is saying......we like to swear, very common word lol

  • @4211234
    @4211234 2 месяца назад +1

    I just really want whoever gets offended or disagrees with what he says to say why.. there's never an intelligent answer, it's just eye-rolls and ''na-ah's'' living in a country where religion is sort of there just as a tradition and a fun gimmick, I can't even imagine having to live amongst people who believe in ghosts.

  • @jonathanmcfarland1407
    @jonathanmcfarland1407 2 месяца назад +2

    Yeah who cares about what or who you believe in? So long as you attempt to be a kind, compassionate, and empathetic human being. Don't be an asshole. Or in Jim's words, "Try to not be a c*nt."

    • @onthebrink1111
      @onthebrink1111 2 месяца назад

      Having actual morals is better. You have axioms that create a foundation in which your morals derive from leading one to less hypocrisy. Attempting is meaningless. I attempted not to assault someone but oops. Trying is not good enough. People that do not have a foundation are full of contradiction which leads to cognitive dissonance. When a person can not reconcile the contradictory morals that they believe in then it harms them mentally. Religious people can get over that because they believe everything comes from a higher power. If you are agnostic however morals have to come from somewhere else. Not just laws or status quo social paradigms. Just trying to be kind is why people are so hypocritical. If everyone performed supererogatory acts then the world would be a much better place.

  • @lokilokison4217
    @lokilokison4217 2 месяца назад +1

    Honestly, editing out certain words here is missing his point as well. Not all of us live in the "oh no! My virgin ears!" USA. 😂

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад

      😂🤣...i gotta play the game YT created lol

  • @SarthorS
    @SarthorS 2 месяца назад +1

    There are too many grey areas? Not as many as you think. A lot of those grey areas are white areas that have been deliberately dirtied.

  • @zegh8578
    @zegh8578 2 месяца назад +1

    There is a fundamental need in all humans to be watched over, to be cared for - who does that normally? Mom. Dad.
    What do we call God? Father, in heaven. Holy mother mary.
    What do we do? We ask Father favors, "Dear father in heaven, can I stay up longer, and hang out with my friend?"
    I don't wanna demean anyone, but that is basically what it does. Father in heaven never *actually* does anything, a hurricane blows because a hurricane blows, it rains because it rains and when it stops it stops, regardless of how many people prayed to heavenly father for it - we all know this - we all know people prayed to God "please no, please no, please no!" while their airplane was diving, and they died anyway, cus God doesn't REALLY listen
    This is 100% human, because I - an atheist - will also "pray" - I just call it "wish" instead, and instead of praying to Heavenly Father, I wish to idunno... my immediate surroundings - the slippery ice, that's gonna break my hip "no, no, no, God NO!" and yes, we will also wish to God, because of language.

  • @ingobordewick6480
    @ingobordewick6480 Месяц назад +1

    Actually, he is wrong about Russia. A lot of people are very religious in Russia. Ever heard of the russian orthodox church?

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 2 месяца назад +3

    Not upset with you, just upset RUclips makes you do it.
    btw the bible does say it's round which is hilarious in it's own way.
    Not that I'm arguing with him lol

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад +3

      The bible says a lot of things in its own way that doesn't make any sense 😂🤣

    • @rzrshrk7883
      @rzrshrk7883 2 месяца назад +2

      People knew the world was round before the Bible was written so it’s not really a big deal. Pythagoras wrote it down in like 500 BC, and 200 years later Eratosthenes actually calculated the Earth’s circumference almost correctly

    • @HalkerVeil
      @HalkerVeil 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rzrshrk7883 Yeah it doesn't prove anything when the bible says "the circle of the earth" unless we believe people were dumb and couldn't possibly think of that themselves. lol
      But they were not dumb.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 месяца назад

      the fact it describes that shell with the holes (stars) and up /undwr. amd some other other stuff, basically the bible claims the earth is flat. which is only 100 % wrong😂😂

  • @McCallumMade
    @McCallumMade 2 месяца назад +1

    Aussie humour. Fn oath.

  • @warren4110
    @warren4110 2 месяца назад +1

    The woman looks dumbfounded and totally offended!!

  • @duckarse11
    @duckarse11 2 месяца назад +1

  • @mikaeljohansson7848
    @mikaeljohansson7848 2 месяца назад +1

    even god didn´t like smart people. Just see what happened to Adam and Eve that ate the apple and it made them smarter and he kicked them out hahah

  • @rodlepine233
    @rodlepine233 2 месяца назад +1

    Jeff always drinks on stage those are Beers not apple juice he is drinking on stage

  • @Finchie_97
    @Finchie_97 2 месяца назад +1

    Jim has a few recorded live performances where you can see he's completely wasted. Still good shows though.

  • @poltoons
    @poltoons 2 месяца назад +1

    not the best clip to react to as they're all edited from their wider context - some of them don't even include the payoff. Highly recommend watching his 'God is drunk at a party' sketch

  • @shaina8925
    @shaina8925 2 месяца назад +1

    Definitely don’t analyze your beliefs. What good did that ever do?

  • @shinrapresident7010
    @shinrapresident7010 2 месяца назад +1

    1 Samuel 15:3 proves how evil the Abrahamic cults are.

    • @lesliedavis2185
      @lesliedavis2185 2 месяца назад

      A book written by men proves not much at all.

    • @shinrapresident7010
      @shinrapresident7010 2 месяца назад

      @@lesliedavis2185 Clearly you've never read anything written by Einstein. Take your misandry elsewhere.

    • @shinrapresident7010
      @shinrapresident7010 2 месяца назад

      @@lesliedavis2185 I wrote a scientific paper that proved the need for polycrops in the developmental health of honeybee brood. I'm a man.

  • @cliffyarbrough6376
    @cliffyarbrough6376 2 месяца назад +1

    God loves you unconditionally right? Unless you don't love him back, then he sends you straight to hell. Sounds pretty conditional to me

    • @petemiller2920
      @petemiller2920 7 часов назад

      Oh but you send yourself. That’s the standard “rationalization” many Christians repeat.

  • @gh8447
    @gh8447 2 месяца назад +1

    The constant interruptions from muting the swearing makes this video unwatchable.

    • @NoloTee
      @NoloTee  2 месяца назад

      No it doesnt 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @rich_cucci4956
    @rich_cucci4956 Месяц назад +1

    It has nothing to do with what country you're born into now i get comedy and all of that but i just feel he's painting a backwards picture of religion and falsely putting it in a bad light like for the longest i was brought up Christian i stopped believing around my high school days yeah i paraded around saying i was but that was a lie to make parents happy but then i did my own research looked at every religion including the Bible the Vedas and even Zoroastrianism but when you look at the bible you have a bunch of books that predict stuff that happens 100 years later with the person predicting them having no reason for knowing other than a divine intervention but what is really interesting is when you get through all of the old testament which is pointing to someone to come it says it throughout from Genesis-Malachi to the messiah and they say a bunch of things that he'll do and then comes the new testament written by the apostles people that was with Jesus for 3 years who claimed to be god and claimed he was the messiah mentioned and he does every prophesy that was prophesied in the old testament and then his followers even Saul later Paul who killed Christians converted and spread and wrote so munch abt Christ was killed for not just a belief but what they say and that was Jesus resurrected from the dead and over 500 people saw it too idk but i just can't see it any other way personally

  • @roderickdunn3464
    @roderickdunn3464 2 месяца назад +1

    Interesting differing reactions. He thinks it funny, she in uncomfortable.

  • @nathanking8315
    @nathanking8315 2 месяца назад +1

    So funny watching black people reacting to this. 99% of the time at least one of them is religious 😅. This guy seems to get it. She was furious. That's indoctrination for you

  • @lillamy2896
    @lillamy2896 2 месяца назад +2

    Most of the world knows God is bs.

  • @kingfisher_man
    @kingfisher_man 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm not religious, because I had an education. But I have a question. Doesn't it say somewhere, that Christians have to forgive? If so, there can't be a Hell. When rapists, murderers. drug dealers, drunk drivers etc arrive at the Pearly Gates. St Peter has to forgive them and let them in. So Hell must be empty 😇

    • @onthebrink1111
      @onthebrink1111 2 месяца назад

      Your comment is a non-sequitur. Doesn't it say somewhere that bleeps have to bloop? Then that means that there can not be a blorp. It is not logical.

  • @BrendanDay76
    @BrendanDay76 2 месяца назад +2

    How Jim Jefferies feels about religious people is how I feel about atheist and liberals