Hitman: Episode 3: Marrakesh: Quick Look

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • Hop on up to Brad and Dan's massage table and prepare for an unhappy ending.

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  • @Tewratomeh
    @Tewratomeh 8 лет назад +68

    Spends 20 minutes getting key, picks door that the key opens, immediately blows cover once inside. Classic Brad.

    • @Pinhou9
      @Pinhou9 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha classic shit right there men

  • @airborne_arachnid
    @airborne_arachnid 8 лет назад +33

    "YOU COULD PUT A MINE IN THE TOILET"
    "Ok let's play it cool"
    "IT IS COOL"

  • @boytiger3
    @boytiger3 8 лет назад +23

    WHY DOESN'T BRAD LOOK AT THE MINIMAP? IT SHOWS EVERY GODDAMN SUSPICIOUS PERSON (BRIGHTER DOTS) AND THEIR MOVEMENTS. I know this and I never fucking played this game.

  • @WritingOnGames
    @WritingOnGames 8 лет назад +11

    I also love how when they got into that back entrance that if Brad had taken literally two steps outside he wouldn't have been trespassing anymore but instead he just stood at the doorway and let that guy spot him. GODDAMNIT

  • @henrikroksvaag2580
    @henrikroksvaag2580 8 лет назад +32

    My favourite GB series as of late. Brad being b(r)ad at games compared with Dan's attitude makes this a great series to watch.

  • @bravesfanatic15
    @bravesfanatic15 8 лет назад +5

    Brad and Dan playing Hitman is the best

  • @MrSeagallo
    @MrSeagallo 8 лет назад +33

    "Dan Ryckert. Hitman coach. Come, I will show you your destiny. It's not far."

    • @hornylink
      @hornylink 8 лет назад

      that's definitely from a jrpg/anime but which one?

  • @leorolando1924
    @leorolando1924 8 лет назад +22

    Have you noticed how Brad moves about four to five steps at a time, flails around, stops completely and then starts walking again?
    Because when you do, it's going to drive you crazy.

    • @michaelmennuti4414
      @michaelmennuti4414 8 лет назад

      This is what Brad thinks "act natural" means.

    • @MumrikDK
      @MumrikDK 8 лет назад +4

      Up next notice that is how he plays everything when he is talking.

    • @RobotEthanMars
      @RobotEthanMars 8 лет назад

      Also, every live show, where he starts looking to his sides every 5 seconds, even sometimes when he is controlling the game.

  • @WritingOnGames
    @WritingOnGames 8 лет назад +12

    Dan absolutely astounded that falafel is healthy. Because obviously he is astounded.

  • @hansuna
    @hansuna 8 лет назад +7

    Every single part of the HitDan content is pure gold, please do this for as long as they keep making new maps, this is the best.

  • @LeafhopperV
    @LeafhopperV 8 лет назад +7

    "I am gonna keep walking into the line of sight of this character."

  • @Zagardal
    @Zagardal 8 лет назад +6

    Man, you really walk the line between funny and frustrating. Your lack of skill and your banter really make this entertaining.

  • @RobotEthanMars
    @RobotEthanMars 8 лет назад +24

    Man you guys get caught trespassing a lot.
    If only there were clear UI elements that tell you exactly when and where you begin trespassing, or clear signs in the environment which say exactly which places are restricted.
    :)

  • @Storgud
    @Storgud 4 года назад +3

    Brad refusing to look at the map while wandering around completely lost is genuinely infuriating.

  • @Theendingman
    @Theendingman 8 лет назад +10

    You know the mini map tells you where the stairs are

  • @manovincent
    @manovincent 8 лет назад +13

    It's funny how 47 is executed by simply turning off a fan.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 8 лет назад +18

      Turn off a mans way of staying cool, he'll lose his.

  • @Leinad44
    @Leinad44 8 лет назад +5

    The pan up at 43:05 was hilarious xD

  • @PhoenixSnakeUK
    @PhoenixSnakeUK 8 лет назад +1

    I could watch these two play this all day! :)

  • @DSDMovies
    @DSDMovies 8 лет назад +6

    Only important people have shadows.

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 8 лет назад +3

    'Hitman School' should become a regular segment.

  • @ocat1979
    @ocat1979 7 лет назад +3

    Spends 5 mins deciding what to take out for the lock pick then 30 mins trying to get a key for a door that said lock pick could open. WTH am I watching!

  • @adamlea2384
    @adamlea2384 7 лет назад +1

    I haven't watched Brad play games in ages and it's funny to see that he hasn't improved at video games at all lol.
    Also, I love the enthusiasm towards the shisha bar, then see actual shishas and poo poo them. This is what I want xx

  • @brendan636
    @brendan636 8 лет назад +2

    there should be a dan and drew play through of all of the hitman games

  • @monthereub
    @monthereub 8 лет назад +3

    slightly ashamed at how much i enjoyed that Mary Kish joke

  • @SentaiAce
    @SentaiAce 8 лет назад +3

    It's so difficult to watch Brad to do a quick look. Dan is the best but he sometimes never notices the very obvious.

    • @ApenBaard
      @ApenBaard 8 лет назад +1

      'Sometimes never' haha.
      I make that mistake a lot too, dont worry, just find it amusing to finally see someone else is doing it. :)

  • @ArchKnight47
    @ArchKnight47 8 лет назад +8

    holy shit this was so frustrating to watch. how are game journalists so bad at games wtf

    • @Kaddion
      @Kaddion 8 лет назад +1

      Because they are game critics and not journalists? (This is nitpicking I know, Brad is notoriously bad at video games)

  • @SquarepusherCentral
    @SquarepusherCentral 8 лет назад +6

    1:01:00 has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

  • @zachbramer
    @zachbramer 8 лет назад +2

    Best moment - when the third person was in the room.

  • @dstuberbreakable551
    @dstuberbreakable551 8 лет назад +6

    They dropped their weapons right next to a bin. gj

  • @user-sj1gr6kr3e
    @user-sj1gr6kr3e 8 лет назад +2

    Escargot - pretty tasty with a nice garlic dip.
    Also: FRIST!!1!

  • @LetsReadPodcast
    @LetsReadPodcast 8 лет назад +11

    I wish you guys were way bigger than some of these popular Let's Players. Wayyy funnier, and objective

    • @MumrikDK
      @MumrikDK 8 лет назад +2

      They are way bigger than most of them.

    • @RobotEthanMars
      @RobotEthanMars 8 лет назад

      I mean, not really. Fewer than 200k YT subs, compared to a ton of channels with well over half a million.
      Even considering site-only traffic, I highly doubt they're close to 500k.

  • @bonsairobo
    @bonsairobo 8 лет назад +3

    41:08 watch the guy with the mustache pretend to drink water

  • @seanschroder8801
    @seanschroder8801 8 лет назад +1

    Well here in germany, Shishaing is basically our pendant of vaping.

  • @xCROWNxCrew
    @xCROWNxCrew 8 лет назад +2

    thanks guys, this series is so much fun =D

  • @jkreincarnation
    @jkreincarnation 8 лет назад +2

    Dan and his violent tendencies make me laugh too hard

  • @LoganSeacrest
    @LoganSeacrest 8 лет назад +1

    Brad + Dan play Hitman should be a premium feature on the site. I'd re-up my subscription so see them go back thru Absolution, Blood Money, etc!

  • @Phaze718
    @Phaze718 3 года назад

    Coin ironically is the best one to ditch

  • @bull_honk
    @bull_honk 3 года назад

    Brad: "He does not care about that coin."
    Dan: "Does he care about a brick to the head?"
    LOL

  • @OneMinuteMovieReviews
    @OneMinuteMovieReviews 8 лет назад

    You guys make this look way too fun, gonna download episode one tonight

  • @Pinhou9
    @Pinhou9 8 лет назад +1

    you really need to upgrade these videos to 1080 guys, cmon

  • @Theendingman
    @Theendingman 8 лет назад +2

    the coin didnt work on the waiter because you were looking right at him when you threw it

    • @RobotEthanMars
      @RobotEthanMars 8 лет назад +5

      This has happened in literally every mission they've done. They never learn anything from anything they try.

  • @brian1413
    @brian1413 8 лет назад

    Perfection....not the play, but the content.

  • @Jubblegum
    @Jubblegum 8 лет назад

    Only an hour and eleven minutes? =( I was hoping for more.

  • @Thorpe
    @Thorpe 6 лет назад

    45:30 "Gotta be somewhere to dump all my stuff"
    ...walks right by bin.

  • @TheStowAway594
    @TheStowAway594 8 лет назад

    Seems like this Hitman punishes you if you don't stick to one of their preconceived paths, just like the last ones.

    • @MrHjelmern
      @MrHjelmern 8 лет назад +1

      There are plenty of these different "opportunities" that I suppose one could refer to as preconceived paths, but that's not to say that there's alot of different ways outside of those to complete your objectives.

  • @spencerhorn5815
    @spencerhorn5815 7 лет назад

    hey is there anywhere to watch the elusive target attempt eluded to at the beginning of this video?

  • @j__h9221
    @j__h9221 8 лет назад

    It's a MOOSE. Moose - Sweden - get it?

  • @Choteron3
    @Choteron3 8 лет назад +2

    Lol, that dude 20:15

  • @ejjes
    @ejjes 8 лет назад +3

    Love how Sweden appointed a blatantly german Consul, and hired american receptionists that mispronounce common swedish names. Kinda makes you wonder if the whole consulate is actually an elaborate sham (/spoilers) :p

    • @Kaddion
      @Kaddion 8 лет назад

      And the dev team is a Danish company, to add to the confusion.

  • @JBhag21
    @JBhag21 8 лет назад

    Pam Kingsley reminds me of Pam Beesly... ;) She seems to have the same voice and personality. Haha.

  • @fatkorn420
    @fatkorn420 8 лет назад

    They throw a soda at a guys head and Dan's child sized bladder acts up. You should get that checked out.

  • @thefatalisk66
    @thefatalisk66 8 лет назад

    are the environments based on real ones?

  • @Krakn3Dfx
    @Krakn3Dfx 8 лет назад

    "He's in a sex hut to the left."
    - Dan

  • @nanumi.
    @nanumi. 8 лет назад

    I want to get into the Hookah lounge too

  • @mwesselkamp2063
    @mwesselkamp2063 8 лет назад

    @ 6:52, you guys totally missed that Jeff remark!

  • @NovaYeen
    @NovaYeen 7 лет назад

    the disquise you had at 37:13 reminds me of assassins creed

  • @esketit55
    @esketit55 8 лет назад

    I like how they called it a quick look and it's an hour long.

  • @TweakedTay
    @TweakedTay 8 лет назад

    Alright. Another HitBran.

  • @grumbeld
    @grumbeld 8 лет назад

    New Dan should have escargot.

  • @varphotography
    @varphotography 8 лет назад

    LMAO @ drop the pop... drop the pop @ 46:25

  • @bradleybindle6428
    @bradleybindle6428 8 лет назад

    Kish up

  • @Leinad44
    @Leinad44 8 лет назад

    I'd hire Brad and Dan to hit someone. That'd be fun to read about in the news xD

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 8 лет назад

      According to his GB bio Brad is supposed to be an expert on ways to murder people.

    • @RobotEthanMars
      @RobotEthanMars 8 лет назад

      Himself, usually. At least, based on his gaming skill.

  • @mutedfuture
    @mutedfuture 8 лет назад

    So Hilarious XD

  • @DJSouLife
    @DJSouLife 8 лет назад

    Sheesha = flavored tobacco for a hookah

  • @SadalDay
    @SadalDay 8 лет назад

    the framerate

  • @mouadmouad8619
    @mouadmouad8619 8 лет назад

    Morocco is on africa

  • @ericmcclain1869
    @ericmcclain1869 8 лет назад

    I can't beat this level. I have tried numerous times to kill the intended targets, but as soon as i do, i get gunned down almost immediately.

  • @catslife5114
    @catslife5114 8 лет назад

    Shy sha is a bigger sigret in Arabic

  • @myslead
    @myslead 8 лет назад +2

    " it's not funny though "

    • @enemycrab9229
      @enemycrab9229 8 лет назад +1

      It's so forced. Seems like they're trying to be zanier, dumber, and more RUclips-y. OH MY GOD BRAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOWY ZANG POW OH NO. Total hypocrites.

    • @myslead
      @myslead 8 лет назад

      I don't know... maybe they just like to have fun you know... lol

  • @Mrfrenzy1
    @Mrfrenzy1 8 лет назад

    I like these videos but you have no sense of direction. Good thing Dan is there!

  • @canavanibus
    @canavanibus 8 лет назад +3

    Really missing Ryan more than ever after listening to these two. There's 14 minutes I'd love to have back.

  • @TheEverwritten
    @TheEverwritten 8 лет назад

    lol dat fake swedish accent doe

  • @UnseenGlasses
    @UnseenGlasses 8 лет назад

    Masseur? More like massMURDER.

  • @KuraMad2000
    @KuraMad2000 8 лет назад +1

    Sigh. again, everybody speaks perfect american english. This is killing the immersion of the game seriously