WHY DOESN'T BRAD LOOK AT THE MINIMAP? IT SHOWS EVERY GODDAMN SUSPICIOUS PERSON (BRIGHTER DOTS) AND THEIR MOVEMENTS. I know this and I never fucking played this game.
I also love how when they got into that back entrance that if Brad had taken literally two steps outside he wouldn't have been trespassing anymore but instead he just stood at the doorway and let that guy spot him. GODDAMNIT
Have you noticed how Brad moves about four to five steps at a time, flails around, stops completely and then starts walking again? Because when you do, it's going to drive you crazy.
Man you guys get caught trespassing a lot. If only there were clear UI elements that tell you exactly when and where you begin trespassing, or clear signs in the environment which say exactly which places are restricted. :)
Spends 5 mins deciding what to take out for the lock pick then 30 mins trying to get a key for a door that said lock pick could open. WTH am I watching!
I haven't watched Brad play games in ages and it's funny to see that he hasn't improved at video games at all lol. Also, I love the enthusiasm towards the shisha bar, then see actual shishas and poo poo them. This is what I want xx
I mean, not really. Fewer than 200k YT subs, compared to a ton of channels with well over half a million. Even considering site-only traffic, I highly doubt they're close to 500k.
There are plenty of these different "opportunities" that I suppose one could refer to as preconceived paths, but that's not to say that there's alot of different ways outside of those to complete your objectives.
Love how Sweden appointed a blatantly german Consul, and hired american receptionists that mispronounce common swedish names. Kinda makes you wonder if the whole consulate is actually an elaborate sham (/spoilers) :p
It's so forced. Seems like they're trying to be zanier, dumber, and more RUclips-y. OH MY GOD BRAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOWY ZANG POW OH NO. Total hypocrites.
Spends 20 minutes getting key, picks door that the key opens, immediately blows cover once inside. Classic Brad.
hahaha classic shit right there men
"YOU COULD PUT A MINE IN THE TOILET"
"Ok let's play it cool"
"IT IS COOL"
WHY DOESN'T BRAD LOOK AT THE MINIMAP? IT SHOWS EVERY GODDAMN SUSPICIOUS PERSON (BRIGHTER DOTS) AND THEIR MOVEMENTS. I know this and I never fucking played this game.
I also love how when they got into that back entrance that if Brad had taken literally two steps outside he wouldn't have been trespassing anymore but instead he just stood at the doorway and let that guy spot him. GODDAMNIT
My favourite GB series as of late. Brad being b(r)ad at games compared with Dan's attitude makes this a great series to watch.
Brad and Dan playing Hitman is the best
"Dan Ryckert. Hitman coach. Come, I will show you your destiny. It's not far."
that's definitely from a jrpg/anime but which one?
Have you noticed how Brad moves about four to five steps at a time, flails around, stops completely and then starts walking again?
Because when you do, it's going to drive you crazy.
This is what Brad thinks "act natural" means.
Up next notice that is how he plays everything when he is talking.
Also, every live show, where he starts looking to his sides every 5 seconds, even sometimes when he is controlling the game.
Dan absolutely astounded that falafel is healthy. Because obviously he is astounded.
Every single part of the HitDan content is pure gold, please do this for as long as they keep making new maps, this is the best.
"I am gonna keep walking into the line of sight of this character."
Man, you really walk the line between funny and frustrating. Your lack of skill and your banter really make this entertaining.
Man you guys get caught trespassing a lot.
If only there were clear UI elements that tell you exactly when and where you begin trespassing, or clear signs in the environment which say exactly which places are restricted.
:)
Brad refusing to look at the map while wandering around completely lost is genuinely infuriating.
You know the mini map tells you where the stairs are
It's funny how 47 is executed by simply turning off a fan.
Turn off a mans way of staying cool, he'll lose his.
The pan up at 43:05 was hilarious xD
I could watch these two play this all day! :)
Only important people have shadows.
'Hitman School' should become a regular segment.
Spends 5 mins deciding what to take out for the lock pick then 30 mins trying to get a key for a door that said lock pick could open. WTH am I watching!
I haven't watched Brad play games in ages and it's funny to see that he hasn't improved at video games at all lol.
Also, I love the enthusiasm towards the shisha bar, then see actual shishas and poo poo them. This is what I want xx
there should be a dan and drew play through of all of the hitman games
slightly ashamed at how much i enjoyed that Mary Kish joke
It's so difficult to watch Brad to do a quick look. Dan is the best but he sometimes never notices the very obvious.
'Sometimes never' haha.
I make that mistake a lot too, dont worry, just find it amusing to finally see someone else is doing it. :)
holy shit this was so frustrating to watch. how are game journalists so bad at games wtf
Because they are game critics and not journalists? (This is nitpicking I know, Brad is notoriously bad at video games)
1:01:00 has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Best moment - when the third person was in the room.
They dropped their weapons right next to a bin. gj
Escargot - pretty tasty with a nice garlic dip.
Also: FRIST!!1!
+smokebomb.exe Faaake!
I wish you guys were way bigger than some of these popular Let's Players. Wayyy funnier, and objective
They are way bigger than most of them.
I mean, not really. Fewer than 200k YT subs, compared to a ton of channels with well over half a million.
Even considering site-only traffic, I highly doubt they're close to 500k.
41:08 watch the guy with the mustache pretend to drink water
Well here in germany, Shishaing is basically our pendant of vaping.
thanks guys, this series is so much fun =D
Dan and his violent tendencies make me laugh too hard
Brad + Dan play Hitman should be a premium feature on the site. I'd re-up my subscription so see them go back thru Absolution, Blood Money, etc!
Coin ironically is the best one to ditch
Brad: "He does not care about that coin."
Dan: "Does he care about a brick to the head?"
LOL
You guys make this look way too fun, gonna download episode one tonight
you really need to upgrade these videos to 1080 guys, cmon
the coin didnt work on the waiter because you were looking right at him when you threw it
This has happened in literally every mission they've done. They never learn anything from anything they try.
Perfection....not the play, but the content.
Only an hour and eleven minutes? =( I was hoping for more.
45:30 "Gotta be somewhere to dump all my stuff"
...walks right by bin.
Seems like this Hitman punishes you if you don't stick to one of their preconceived paths, just like the last ones.
There are plenty of these different "opportunities" that I suppose one could refer to as preconceived paths, but that's not to say that there's alot of different ways outside of those to complete your objectives.
hey is there anywhere to watch the elusive target attempt eluded to at the beginning of this video?
It's a MOOSE. Moose - Sweden - get it?
Lol, that dude 20:15
Love how Sweden appointed a blatantly german Consul, and hired american receptionists that mispronounce common swedish names. Kinda makes you wonder if the whole consulate is actually an elaborate sham (/spoilers) :p
And the dev team is a Danish company, to add to the confusion.
Pam Kingsley reminds me of Pam Beesly... ;) She seems to have the same voice and personality. Haha.
They throw a soda at a guys head and Dan's child sized bladder acts up. You should get that checked out.
are the environments based on real ones?
"He's in a sex hut to the left."
- Dan
I want to get into the Hookah lounge too
@ 6:52, you guys totally missed that Jeff remark!
the disquise you had at 37:13 reminds me of assassins creed
I like how they called it a quick look and it's an hour long.
Alright. Another HitBran.
Brad+Dan
New Dan should have escargot.
LMAO @ drop the pop... drop the pop @ 46:25
Kish up
I'd hire Brad and Dan to hit someone. That'd be fun to read about in the news xD
According to his GB bio Brad is supposed to be an expert on ways to murder people.
Himself, usually. At least, based on his gaming skill.
So Hilarious XD
Sheesha = flavored tobacco for a hookah
the framerate
Morocco is on africa
I can't beat this level. I have tried numerous times to kill the intended targets, but as soon as i do, i get gunned down almost immediately.
Shy sha is a bigger sigret in Arabic
" it's not funny though "
It's so forced. Seems like they're trying to be zanier, dumber, and more RUclips-y. OH MY GOD BRAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOWY ZANG POW OH NO. Total hypocrites.
I don't know... maybe they just like to have fun you know... lol
I like these videos but you have no sense of direction. Good thing Dan is there!
Really missing Ryan more than ever after listening to these two. There's 14 minutes I'd love to have back.
lol dat fake swedish accent doe
Masseur? More like massMURDER.
Sigh. again, everybody speaks perfect american english. This is killing the immersion of the game seriously