7 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Spaceballs
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- Опубликовано: 3 сен 2017
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"Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money" couldn't possibly be a more relevant joke as it relates to Star Wars these days
Yes
Yeah. That was the point. How it was headed then already and the merchandise for Star Wars etc etc. Brooks was a master.
Now it's relevant for everyone who isn't deemed "essential".
yeah other than it is a reference to Star Trek 3 the Search for Spock remember it is 1987
Except today Disney would insist on them making Spaceball Merchandise to sell.
*WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!!*
Dormammu
Best moment ever lmao
and that guy went on to star as Tuvok on star trek voyager
Dormammu I've come to bargain
You're really a Spaceball, you know that, don't you?
"We've been combing the dessert for hours"....
This is one of those rare movies that gets funnier every time you watch it. Mel Brooks once said that in order to parody something well, you first had to love the target you were parodying and second your production values and performances had to be at least as good as the original. I think Spaceballs aced both.
A good thing to pay attention to on follow up viewing is Colonel Sanders.
I have a theory. Loan Star is Han Solo's long lost former roommate's cousin's nephew's brother's father.
which makes them nothing
So what does that make them?
Absolutely nothing! Which is what this comment is about to be.
Prepare to fade into irrelevancy
OH MY GOD
what does that make them?
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
I wonder how many takes he had to do to get the line right.
I had that shirt a while back....haha
@Frentista You're calling good dumb? Evil captured the stunt doubles!!!
so he’s his cousin’s roommate
@@zachservello7846 He could actually be Lonestar's roommate. Assuming that Lonestar's father had two brothers.
The scene where Dark Helmet plays with his dolls was completely improvised by Rick Moranis.
Read about that on imdb trivia. That by the way, is the only time Barf and Helmet have any dialogue together, notice?
@Oggatha Christie "no" "yes" "no" "yes" "yes" "no" :)
Reminds me of when I used to play with my WWF/E wrestling action figures when I was getting a bit old to play with them, and someone would come into the room. Lol
oh ur helmet is so big
@@socialwarsmiejercito5608 Nah you never too old.
8. The Spaceball combing the desert and proclaiming "We ain't found ****" was Tim Russ, who would go on to play Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager.
How does this even qualify? It's well known! Any idiot who can compare cast lists can find this out! Needed something to comment, huh?
Anvilshock sounds like you just wanted to comment something. It was a cool fact I didn’t know
@@frederickcoolidge8956 Double-fact, Tim Russ acted with every Star Trek series captain (including Kirk) up to his role in Voyager.
@@JuryRigged No he didn't. He was never in Enterprise or the Original series.
@@protoborg Up to his role in Voyager, and Enterprise was after Voyager. You're right that he wasn't in ToS, but he was bridge crew on the Enterprise B in Generations, with Kirk on-board as a guest.
it's been 16 years since i first saw Spaceballs and am yet to find another movie as funny or as quoatable.
"Why are we preparing? We're always preparing, just go!"
at every loading screen in games
You might also like Kung Pow! It's a kung fu parody and it has so many quotable lines
I lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.
That's not all he's lost.
That's not everything he lost.
The legendary Micheal Winslow...
Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!
That's not all you've lost.. Winslow did all the radar computer sounds you can see his throat moving when the radar goes nuts.
"Snotty beamed me twice last night! It was wonderful!"
That one always cracks me up
"You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
Fun fact Mel brooks said president skroob's name was a gag at his name cause he tried to get his name spelled backwards but skroob is what worked out the most
Godfather9814
Watched this movie for years, never noticed that. Thanks for the tip
"Did you see anything!?"
"No, sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls this time!
"This time"😉
I read that Rick Moranis ad-libbed that whole scene :)
@@fireline4765 I think the line is "again," instead of "this time."
They need to make a prequel that creates more plot holes than it resolves.
That would be genius!
But they shouldn't be able to reach plaid velocities yet since it's the past. You need some consistency at least.
jay pee there actually were animated sequences that looked to cover the past.
They already did, it's called The Last Jedi
As long as they make a sequel that divides the fan base in a huge galactic war.
Spaceballs: the comment
Spaceballs: The reply
Spaceballs: The return of the reply
Spaceballs: The Flamethrower!!!!
The kids love this one.
Nowadays, it would be Spaceballs: the Internet Meme. 🙂
Spaceballs: The Reply 2: The Search for more Likes.
I've watched this movie literally hundreds of times... How the holy hell did I never notice that the millinnium falcon was parked at the diner???? Or that the Spaceballs coloring book had Optimus prime on the front???? Makes me want to go watch the movie again just to see them.
There is just *so* much to see, it's not that surprising. I went to see it with about a half dozen other SF fans. Afterwards we compared what in jokes each of us had noticed. There are was a heck of a list. I noticed that they had gone to more than a little trouble just to cast the bartender in the scene at the diner/bar. If you remember the original Warner Bros. cartoon with the singing frog, the construction worker who found it looked an awful lot like the bartender guy in that scene who had the same reaction to the singing chestburster.
I noticed the optimus , but still didnt see the falcon until they pointed it out.
SAME HERE OMG
@@R.M.MacFru
Thats the same actor who was in Alien He was in the diner scene
A few months back I watched the movie (AGAIN! Thank you) and I noticed the Transformers lunch box for my first time. Didn’t ever notice the coloring book or the Millennium Falcon though.
What's all that churning and bubbling, you call that a radar machine?!
No sir, we call it, Mr Coffee!
Over-the-top visual comedies like this, Hot Shots or Naked Gun are a style of comedy that I never see anymore.
;(
Nobody can appreciate a clever comedy anymore.
Joel Sadly we'll never see again. The 90s are forever gone taking it's movies, video games, TV shows and toys culture away with it. Now we only have stuff for idiots.
The reason we don't see them is because the team behind the Scary Movie "franchise" beat the screwball parody genre to death with horribly unfunny attempts at making the next Spaceballs or Naked Gun. The ultimate in fail to this was Disaster Movie, which wasn't even a parody of movies... it was a string of movie TRAILER parodies. One of the worst movies I've ever streamed.
If you want a show in the same style as Naked Gun/Police Squad, look for a short-lived British series from a few years ago called "A Touch Of Cloth." It's the closest thing to a modern-day update of the ZAZ formula that I've seen. (And co-written by Charlie Brooker.)
The last Jedi is a parody of spaceballs
The villains are more believable in Space Balls.
I thought "The Last Jedi" was a parody of Star Wars.
The Last Jedi went over your head.
@@chrisklecker Nah. The Last Jedi went to plaid.
@@TheMasterofDespair Yawn
You know the practical effects are really good when they use literal food. I know they used real jams in the jamming scenes but real pizza toppings on pizza the hut? Lol.
"COMB THE DESERT!!"
I had to scroll to far for this!
CopCat I like how the black dudes have a pick.
CopCat Yes Sir!
we aint found shit..
Do you think we're being to literal?
"Who are you?" "Barf!" "Not in here you don't, this is a Mercedes!"
8) Also, the doll scene was completely improvised by the actor for dark helmet. And if colonel sandurs seems out of breath when he charges in the room it's because he and most of the crew were laughing so hard behind the set at what was happening.
9) the actor who had an alien burst out of his chest in the movie Alien came back to reprise the role in spaceballs lol
"What is that?"
"A Spaceballs review!"
"Oh shit, there goes the website!"
This is a mediocre film. There are much better masterpieces that deserve a video. Many, many, more.
Star Fucker liar space balls was brilliant and a masterpiece
I never really thought about the special effects but now that you mention it holy shit they were good.
Dani2wheels
Agreee
The best special effects are the ones you don't even notice.
Then again, a Winnebago in space? :-)
The model for Spaceball 1 was as large as the full size millenium falcom.
You know the effects are good when they hold up after 30-something years. 🙂
That goes without saying. All of the visual and special effects were done by Indusial Light & Magic - which was founded and owned by Mr. Lucas, himself.
Am I the only one that thinks Dark Helmet's laser powered concussive micro-wave beam to the nuts was far scarier than getting Force Choked by Vader? I mean, Vader is by far the more intimidating villain, but Dark Helmet's punishments are just unnecessarily cruel and unusual. Even though I still have no idea what that thing does exactly, I know I'd rather be choked to death by Darth Vader than be subjected to that and that is a terrifying realization. Shit, now I'm gonna be obsessing about that beam was for the next week.....
It could be worse - imagine having either Dark Helmet or Darth Vader Force-choking your chicken... Or is that 'better'?
Darth Vader crunched throats, Dark Helmet crunched balls.
@evilatheistbastard and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago
Well,some people have fetish of getting strangled so i think dark helmet is way crueler
Space Balls is a better starwars movie than The Last Jedi.
Rick O'Shay nothing was propaganda. Only alt-right anti-human dipshits think that.
It’s the best space movie ever!
@@TheSjuris only far left antifa fucktards would say that
Heh, it's better than everything but the first two and as a comedy rather than drama actually equal to the first two.
I remember watching star wars for the first time at my friends house. I turned to him and said, this movie is a lot like SPACE BALLS.
Mark Yuhas
It's because this movie is a rip off of star wars
Carl Grimes ah, yeah I realized that. More of a parody than a rip off. My point was in my world I grew up watching Space Balls rather than Star Wars and this movie holds a special place for me
Carl Grimes it's not a rip off, it's a parody.
Guys, cut Carl some slack. Many in this millennial generation are just too stupid to realize there's a difference between ripoff and parody, thus the whole "fair use" scandal on youtube.
George Lucas said in an interview that he took a lot of his inspiration for Star Wars from the classic film, Spaceballs.
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
"KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!"
true in the movie even more truth while in the youtube comments section
MarkEdwardRom *More truth if you are a republican in the white house*
Advent3546 Spaceballs 2: Return of the Assholes
Spaceballs 2: The Assholes Strike Back
Might've been the highest budgeted spoof ever. I remember an old friend and I went to see it back in 1987, we were almost the only one's in the theater. Lol. But what a hilarious movie, with John Candy yet. God bless him
"I'm a mawg, half-man/half-dog. I'm my own best friend."
Same
that's Mog half Man half dOG
I ALWAYS HAVE COFFEE WHILE WATCHING RADAR
Strider Gambit No no no, go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.
Now that i've had my coffee, i'm ready to watch radar
@@thedeergod435 that's MR Radar to you!
Hot! too hot!
You have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Let's see how well you...handle it.
No
Nostra Fn Damus good call
What is Schwartz anyway? Doesn't the word mean Black?
I would have been disappointed if this wasn't the top comment.
"I'm half dog half man, I'm my own best friend"
We are all secretly Barf
"The Mime Lady" Lorene Yarnell, had her own TV show in the 70s. She was a pretty big star in her own right. She passed away 10 years ago.
It was called Shields and Yarnell. Had a Sonny and Cher/Captain and Tenille format.
What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?! 😂
Tasukihori 😂😂😂😂
Wiseau would say "youre just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeee"
"Spaceball one... Shes gone straight to plad!"
If you look at the credits they actually spelt it "Sandurz" obviously for copyright reasons...
i dont care what anyone says its "kernal"... not c-o-l...... whatever that is
They've gone to plaid!
awesome Boston smoke em if you got em
We're going Ludicrous Speed!!
Ludicrous speed!
Ludicrous Speed?! Is he kidding?!
Close the zoo!!
Gott love John Hurt
"Oh noo, not againn"
Hello mah baby, hello mah honey, hello mah ragtime gaaaaaaaallllll
Big mistake not allowing merchandise. George Lucas should've required a royalty and allowed it.
DCTib it's never too late. If Lucas would give permission now and merchandise is made, i'm certain it would sell well.
I think they’re worried that royalties gained won’t make up for the revenue lost when someone buys Dark Helmet over Darth Vader. If they cost the same price and you get 100% revenue on one and 10% revenue on the other, wouldn’t you want to cut the second option out so that you are guaranteed the 100%?
@@WeepingAngels91 i heavily doubt that Space Balls merch would take away from Star Wars sales... I guess most people would rather buy both Vader and Helmet...
the reason for the veto isn't because of Lucas being a bad guy, it was because of what happened with Star Trek merchandise when it first came out. Lucas want to plug the possible loophole with toy producers wanting to make a quick buck off Star War's popularity by marketing as Spaceballs merch, "based on Star Wars", which would of skirted profits off Star Wars licencing of merchandise and creating legal headache for the loophole Lucas would of allowed
Yeah I get what he mean about the looking similar thing though that's pretty invalid given the cardboard backings would've had the huge spaceballs logo instead and they could've even carefully labeled it to avoid confusion.
You gotta have two spaceballs videos, Cinefix. You know you need a pair.
A pair of Spaceballs
"I knew it; I'm surrounded by assholes! When all I really wanted was a sequel to this video!"
basicly anyone walking into an EA building.
I'm still waiting for my flamethrower that I ordered with box tops from the cereal!
I miss the days of when comedy was actually funny
Comedy died slowly after John Candy and ended after Robin Williams 😐
@@g3n3ralkim23 it died with the rise of PC culture.
Everyone to busy being offended by everything to just sit back and have a good laugh.
@@charleshalter3479 shut up boomers
Look up Bill Burr you lame jack
It's my industrial strength hair dryer- and I can't live without it😂😂
"More truish facts..."
Funny, they didn't look truish
phfff truish princess...
Well played my good man 👍
God Bless you, sir!
"Drewish"
OH I seeee
Finally confirmation that the escape pod scene is in fact Star Wars.
I wanna see Spaceballs part 2: The search for Mo’ Money!
Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.
GloopTrekker was that thumbwars?! Oobedoob-scooby-dooby-banoobie
Steve Young No, that was an actual quote from Dark Helmet.
One of my favorite lines
Funny considering it's almost always the exact opposite. 9 times out of 10 when a villain fails, it's thanks to their own oversight.
Lol I read that in Dark Helmet's voice.
May the Schwartz be with you!
Garret LeBuis *be witches*
Adorable.
This movie remains one of my all time favorites to this day. What a classic comedy.
My wife has memorized every line of the movie as a child. This is her favourite movie.
Of course that meant we were meant to be together forever.
It's a solid movie!
If I'm not mistaken, the sequel was supposed to be Spaceballs 3 the Search for Part 2.
I was kinda thinking they went back in time to 1984's "Ice Pirates" and took it as their sequel, and "The Producers" launched a counter attack, resulting in an actual "Space War."
CJBenjamin3000 Jews in Space!
Spaceballs III: The Search For Spaceballs II
Spaceballs IV: the Franchise continues!
I saw someone at RI Comicon with a T-shirt that read; SPACEBALLS 2 The Schwartz Awakens.
Rest in paradise John Candy..
in his type of heaven they'll always have Canadian bacon and poutine
Josh Harjo *He ain't dead, he just go to a farm in the country*
He's in that big Winnebago in the sky.
RIP Joan Rivers as well and anyone else that has passed since help making this film
"Moichendizing, what's that?"
I swear, Cinifix has the best narrator on RUclips, hands down. Brings so much personality to all their videos.
i love spaceballs. all around great script, acting and effects. plus you just gotta love john candy...
"No Sir, I did not see you playing with your dolls again."
CAUSE WHAT YOU GOT IS WHAT WE NEED AND ALL WE DO IS DIRTY DEEDS WERE THE SPACEBALLS!
One of my favorite parody movie from my childhood along Top Secret!
"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry jam.....LONE STAR"
It's "There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry."
Now you see evil will always triumph, because good is dumb
It's MegaMaid! She's gone from suck to blow!
Lord Dark Helmet: Lone Starr, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr Space Bum: What does that make us?
Lord Dark Helmet: Absolutely Nothing!
derrick watson "that ain't a space ship....it's a TRANSFORMER!"
What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!
Itsjohnmon You know that name Colonel Sanders is based on KFC. understand the joke now? 😆
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Wow I just now put that together after years of seeing this movie
Well played sir. Well played.
+ryuuotaku35 ~ Of course he understood the joke, that's why he posted it...
One of the best comedy movies ever. Classic Mel Brooks! There are some movies with one or two stand out performances, but every single roll in Spaceballs was so well done.
RIP John Candy!
This video gets a thumbs up for John Candy alone! Who's with me?
YO!!
I sense that Everett H-Top is a fat dude. They always idolize their own.
Bullseye!!! Fatty confirmed.
Skinny as a rail guy, here! John Candy fucking rules, and y'all are shittier trolls than whatever the fuck those things from Troll 2 were.
#GoBackToNilbog
John Candy is amazing. I love the guy, and being Canadian is a bonus.. but I have to say that the rest of the case absolutely delivered perfectly!
I do miss John Candy.
I miss him too. His movies were a huge part of my childhood. My favorite John Candy performance is from Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It really shows his heart and humor more then any of his other movies I think.
Well said!
Tgr2k1 I agree.
Tgr2k1, Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favourite John Candy (and Steve Martin) movie also. Both John and Steve worked so well together on screen in that film. Steve Martin's line as Neal near the end when he introduces Del to his wife brings a warm feeling inside me every time I hear it, 'Honey, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine'. Following the start of the end credits, I've always hoped that Neal would have invited Del to stay the night, and helped Del in some small way to get back on his feet the next day.
We all do...
From his early work in SNL.. (you remember back when it was funny)...
through efforts to show his dynamics, multiple parts in "Heavy Metal" (animated feature for those who didn't know/notice)...
Through a variety of comedy jaunts "The Great Outdoors" , "Who's Harry Crumb"...
To a warmth and depth of character rolls, "Uncle Buck" and "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"...
John Candy showed himself as an actor, comic, and more importantly a human being in every roll he took on. It didn't matter whether it was some bit part in the sidelines or helping another actor upstage... Or if he was the unbridled focal point of the skit, sketch, or running gag... He pushed himself and put quality above everything.
He is and shall be missed... sorely... :o)
Spaceballs is probably one of the funniest movies ever made
Lol, spaceballs: the pie chart
2:49 at the bottom of the screen SPACEBALLS THE PLACEMAT
Scott Williams that’s a good find!
one of the greatest movies EVER!
Interesting fact: as a kid, I saw Sapaceballs long before ever seeing Star Wars.
Same. Watching Star Wars was a pretty weird experience.
Barf: "What the *hell* was that!?"
Lone Star: "...Spaceball 1!"
Barf: "They've gone to *plaid!* "
"YOGURT! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries."
Now do things you didn't know about Blazing Saddles!!
"Where the white women at?"
Jacob Schmidt PISS ON YOU, I'M WORKING FOR MEL BROOKS!
I would be very surprised if that WASN'T a reference to something someone said on stage, given the massive cred Brooks has.
Just saw this movie. It's great. I can't believe I waited this thing
The producers needs one now!
My great aunt Aneta Corsaut was in that
I don't know if this fact is common knowledge or not, but I'd like to share Fact #8, anyway: actor Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet) made up the entire dialogue with the action figures, in spite of being ill with a high fever that day.
Or aided by the fever? Eh?
Jam the radar...one glass jar jam on it's way. Gold
No actual Spaceballs merchandise?! 😢😢😢😢
SPACEBALLS DAH FLAMETHROWAHHHHHH!
only in our hearts...
IKR. I'm crushed.
I thought I was the only one, George Lucas should of negotiated to obtain a big part of the merchandise profit so at least we get to have Spaceballs merchandise.
That's not 100% true. There actually was Spaceballs: The Book. (And written by R.L. Stine of all people. Boom bonus thing, etc.) And also Spaceballs: The Soundtrack. But that's not the sort of merch that Lucas would have cared about.
Jason Blalock a book and a soundtrack?... Pfft I'm a full grown man and I want a Spaceballs backpack, would like some action figures too.
Please do 7 things you probably didn't know about Blazing Saddles.
No way. The PC Police have thrown that movie down the memory hole.
liberal snowflakes could not handle watching the first 10 minutes of Blazing Saddles without suffering emotional damage to their political sensibilities
Nooo we definitely need SB2 now can you imagine the jokes they could make on the new films
This is still my favorite parody. Given free reign, I will happily quote whole scenes for you!
I've seen this movie so many times I can tell you every line it from memory! This one and Robin Hood: Men In Tights! That movie should be done soon too.
The two greatest comedies of all time.
Sounds like you would appreciate 'The Burbs' too (with Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher). Probably my favorite comedy of all time.
Jay Pee: So you've never seen Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Stir Crazy, A Shot in the Dark, Slapshot, There's Something About Mary, etc.?
James Bailey: I know a lot of people love Young Frankenstein. One of my uncles favorite movies. But I just didn't think it was very funny. As far as Mel Brooks movies go, it's no where near as good as Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, or Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Probably closer to Dracula, Dead and Loving It (IMO, such a disappointing spoof out of two of the masters, Mel Brooks and Leslie Nielsen.)
Leaving a thumbs up for a part 2! 👍
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." :D
Love this movie. For a time, I had just about the whole movie memorized.
*Comedy Masterpiece!*
The acting in this movie is actually spectacular! Especially Mel Brooks himself!
made by lucas starballs 7 sith republic peace crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
What is nation?
Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
They not deserved golden toilets.
They not have right on other life.
They not deserve worship.
They did nothing good.
They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
Not can distinguish between race and nation.
To participate in war crime, not necessary join false nation definition army, and direct kill innocent by sarin, artillery or napalm.
Work in book store, sell his kampf propaganda book, it eventually kill someone.
Work in school to create war criminals.
Work in okrestina, protect golden toilet and serve as walking Milgram experiment.
Work in booz academy, call theft as salary, loose taxes of others, spend for trash, this pressed other life, may kill too.
Reward for worsening is theft, kleptocracy, but if it called salary, they will believe that salary is deserved.
Pay for false nation definition propaganda TV, help to create war criminals.
Even buy food, pay taxes, nationalists kleptocrates use taxes for war crimes, taxes not for society, taxes for golden toilets.
Buying food is very small part in war crime, non direct kill, may not count as war crime.
Steal taxes, call it salary, most will believe it is deserved, buy pool of booz death sticks, non direct kill, may not count as food, this is much bigger.
Support false nation definition tradition, godless religion, culture, nationalization without nation create war criminals, non direct kill, but huge participation in war crimes, even more than soldier.
These was based on hilterugend science academy methods, that based on golden toilet godless Pharaoh pyramid kleptocracy slavery 4000 years ago.
They told that they build new perfect society.
Phase 1. Steal underwear.
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Perfect society.
spaceballs 1987.
Nationalists kleptocrats laugh on nationalists kleptocrats.
Made by mikey mouse nationalist kleptocrats motion picture association of South America, industrial light & magic, sprocket systems a division of lucasfilm ltd create parody to lucas.
About ruthless racists of spaceballs, nationalist music BV, under nationalists conventions.
Wilgelm scream surrounded by Sholes.
Narcologist barmen.
Funny balls kick.
Advertising animal cruelty lether car.
Advertising mikey mouse 1987.
Advertising trash.
Overpopulation family values.
Gloden toilet attractive to money and power, kleptocracy.
War crime hero for hire.
Ten commandments crusade, gosh sacred damned godless monastery temple with hell priest monks pray god holy sith, holy moly.
Funny royal king president create theft rape murder.
Sticks and rocks combat.
War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
Looks great.
Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit, rogue and other republic light side class characters.
Narcologist barmen.
Cantina on every planet of Universe.
In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
All princess wear golden toilet.
Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason.
Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better?
Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
Kill for religion of sith peace.
Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
"Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
Space star galaxy Universe racists.
Sithed.
anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.
I can't believe I didn't notice the Millennium Falcon was parked outside that dinner.
"What the heck am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?"
now
Shadow Spector your looking at now... Everything that happens now is happening now.
Shadow Spector but when will then be now?
Soon.
Shadow Spector How soon?
I loved Spaceballs as a kid. Oh who am I kidding, I still love them!
I had to comb RUclips to find this video.
BOUT DAMN TIME CINEFIX!!!!
"I knew it, I'm surround by assholes"
"And not in the good way!"
How is there ever a good way? Just curious.
One of the greatest parodies TO THIS DAY!!!
One thing you didn't mention was that there was a made for TV version of Spaceballs .. they actually used alternative dialog. The "He's an asshole sir!" was actually "He's a moron sir!" .. which .. after seeing your point about the original working movie title .. now makes complete sense.
I forgot John Candy had died. He was a fave. #planestrainsautomobiles
Sadly, he died while making a crappy Western.
"What? You went over my helmet?!?!"
Well, it was more kind of round the side sir..
*shields balls*
I don't understand that part
Spaceballs theme stuck in my head? I'LL TAKE IT!
Dot Matrix. Besides being a name for a kind of old printer, that explains where the character from Reboot comes from.
I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted
I saw this in the drive in theater when I was 5.. Then I just kept saying " We ain't found shit!"
Arguably the best scene in the movie
I saw this in the drive in when I was 5, too!!! 😱😃
this movie is so great it will never be forgotten
Daphne Zuniga-
That is all...
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Speak English, not Millennial.
The princess' actress.
@@jamesbailey2377 that´s not Millennial... Any man who grew up with that movie would understand...
Daphne Zuniga, the best pair of reasons to sea this movie.
She's still a fox these days
"There goes the planet" XD