Well he needs to loose mass in order to adapt to his future temporary camping diet, you can’t support 200 pounds of juicy clean meat on 1,000 calories a day
@@midgetman4206 Its something Sam's done at the begining of the new year every year, for like 5 years. So if your new then buckle up because their a lot of old fans favorite videos.
I love the dichotomy between Bryan’s overwhelming masculine presence and Sam’s soy laden silky smooth boy toy chrome dome 4 eyes headass. Absolute gods amongst men
I feel like in a couple of months it will be just fine. If rockstar made this it would probably take years to get good. But CD Project Red is usually pretty good about this
As patrons can we all collectively agree that when this video goes live to the public that we got a separate edited video of sam and bryan destroying aqua so that the rabble get jealous thinking we got all the unfiltered content.
Since you aren’t doing any podcast with anyone else these days or really trying anymore. Could you get a episode with stalltt? That seems like it wouldn’t take much effort
I finished cyberpunk last night and went through a couple endings and gotta say the story is really fucking good. Bugs and all suck and combat isn't anything groundbreaking but i really enjoyed the 70 hours i played
I’m glad that I’m not the only one that thinks KR’s line delivery is weird as hell. He’s weird in Cyberpunk, he’s weird in John Wick and he’s super weird in The Matrix
I was about you rag on you for being an idiot but then I listened to him and heard it, and now it’s all I hear It’s phases in and out tho, the more nasally he gets the more he sounds like Ethan
Yall need some guests again. Get your first guest on again and talk about all the taboo topics. That shit was legitimately interesting and entertaining.
At first I was like I need background noise so this podcast will do. Little did I know that I would be laughing so hard I would be sweating during work.
My college professor actually went and lived with a tribe like that in Sikaiana and Solomon islands, he taught us all about and they still practice it there
I can only watch so much of each podcast before there is a good movie sudgested and then I have to go watch it, takes me like 5 hours to watch them each time.
Bought cyberpunk Got to the part where Vic fixes your cyberwear after first mission Game breaks can’t finish mission Walk away Cut random npcs in half Game crashes Refund after 1 hr “Have you played cyberpunk?” “No”
15:50 I agree with Sam. The "Crowd generation mechanic" more than likely can't be fixed - that's just how the game was made. To "fix" it, it would require another development cycle.
Looks like Poob really died, so sad
Thought they edited him out because of all the racism
The dog came back for revenge
Just gotta get rid from Bryan and we can get some juicy solo episodes
who?
@@uhtern I don’t remember writing this comment, who tf is poob?
Bryan over here losing muscle for the hike so he doesn’t immediately intimidate everyone from coming. What a chad
Good thing he's still big enough to pile drive a bear.
Well he needs to loose mass in order to adapt to his future temporary camping diet, you can’t support 200 pounds of juicy clean meat on 1,000 calories a day
@@dh.bryson1627 you know, that is a good point
@@dh.bryson1627lose*
So sad to see that Sam's voice is back from sexy Sam to little weasel Sam it was fun while it lasted boys
He went from a rough gritty root beer to a smooth silky Diet Coke
excuse me, but how does your comment say a week ago?
@@lKILLA maybe he’s like a patroen or something
if you had to chose between , Andre's from the past... or Andre's from the futur
I like weasel Sam. Weasel > sexy
CD Project won't give you treats from Poland anymore
They couldn't afford it anyways
@@arbiter- 8
It's getting closer to the state of the channel address episode
FUCK YEAH
the what
@@ZoomerLit i would also like to know what that means
@@midgetman4206 Its something Sam's done at the begining of the new year every year, for like 5 years. So if your new then buckle up because their a lot of old fans favorite videos.
Looks like it didn’t happen
Poobs in colorado? I'm gonna hunt him down for sport
Save the dog!
After you hunt him, I’m going to ravish his butthole.-Co resident also
glenwood not too far from steamboat 😈
@@savagepanda9098 the dog is first to go
@@savagepanda9098 Moe is gonna be my trophy
I love the dichotomy between Bryan’s overwhelming masculine presence and Sam’s soy laden silky smooth boy toy chrome dome 4 eyes headass. Absolute gods amongst men
That arrangement of words would make Shakespeare have a heart attack
And here I was thinking Sam wouldn't reach his 2 podcasts a month quota
We still need more of the Fables.
How hard is it to sit around and talk to your friends for a few hours and have someone else edit it
I like the fact that Bryan knows the exact porn videos that got removed and can describe them in detail
Who do you think uploaded it?
Poob is like an hour from me getting absolutely fucking plastered in a blizzard right now
How is this comment from 1 week ago wtf
@@kylebailey669 His Patreon subscribers get this shit early
@@mrbank3453 no, he’s a time traveler idiot
@@mrbank3453 yeah we do, get shit on nerds
Who?
LOL, "I can edit you out of existence"
Lol I got the game for $30, I'd say I'm getting my money's worth...
Half the money, half finished game...
I got it for free with a little pro gamer move called, torrent.
@@barodrinksbeer7484 you weasel lmao
>he didn't torrent
I'm surprised Poob let you guys continue his podcast without him.
If CDPR see’s this gingerbread is off the table you do realise this right sam?
Poob is the only one that is semi human and you guys are trying to make him the ground dwelling goblins that you guys are
Dude he and aqua run arou d in blackface kicking homless orphaned puppies after their daily Klan meetings.
@@gamermoment656 this gaslighting never gets old LOL
Of course Stalt is kept in the back room with his sensible opinions hidden away.
Oh yeah, sweet sweet Bryan in my ear
Big hunky Chad whispering sweet nothings in our ears
Y'all are gay. No joke.
Professor Left yer Dam right
His precoom dripping down journo cheek
We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
For they ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.
I mean cyberpunk is fun, but definently could be more refined in the “final” product
I feel like in a couple of months it will be just fine. If rockstar made this it would probably take years to get good. But CD Project Red is usually pretty good about this
@@cakeblade6954 Rockstar wouldn't launch a broken product
@@premaritalbread6824 that’s a fair point.. but I’m just trying to look t the glass half full
@@premaritalbread6824 rockstar is also a larger, more experienced, and kinda has a cookie cutter blueprint to their games so eh
@@cakeblade6954 but you paid for the full glass; I was really looking forward to the rpg part they cut out.
Damn dude I picked angel too. Cyberpunk tricked me into being gay.
No tricks 😘
Welcome to the future.
@@Uhg56 this is cyberspunk
Weight loss is like 80% what you eat and 20% working out
Don't eat
And do some push ups
Got it
@@sKYLEssed Just do abs instead
can't wait for Aqua's "They Fixed Cyberpunk" video.
Two Bros Chooming and Cooming, while Poob was Lubing and Doobing.
*Blursed Title*
sam hangs out with a canadian for 10 minutes and rambles about forming the union of socalist gamer republics
LIterally the first time I've seen him say what episode this is and get the number right.
Bryan has worked his big sweaty ways on me more and more since the podcast started. I love him.
Man nah this game got announced before even before the ps4 was released. It's been in the process for nearly a fucking decade.
bryan sounds like if bugsnax the game could have a voice
For the longest time I thought Bryan was just Aqua
As patrons can we all collectively agree that when this video goes live to the public that we got a separate edited video of sam and bryan destroying aqua so that the rabble get jealous thinking we got all the unfiltered content.
No, now bow down pay piggy. You got swindled
For real though, what did Bryan mean when he asked if they can talk about Aqua?
Bryan and Sam is the best duo commentary of all time.
My grandma used to tell me how much she wanted to just slam John Wayne under them sheets.
RIP grandma
Hot
Gross
Bryan sounds like a stoned Ash Ketchum going trough puberty...
In all my years of life i have never wished for someone to shine a forehead, this man has made me truly see my dreams.
Keanu Reeves in Hardball was the best Keanu. Rip G-Baby :(
I rewatched it recently and didn't realize little kid Michael B Jordan was in it. Blew my mind
Since you aren’t doing any podcast with anyone else these days or really trying anymore. Could you get a episode with stalltt? That seems like it wouldn’t take much effort
who needs other people?
56:28 that's a Norm MacDonald "HAH?" If I've ever heard one.
He has named him a few times already
I don't have buyer's remorse because I didn't pay for the game. I stole it.
You can't steal refuse man.
Cyberpunk is experiencing lag from its original 2022 release date transmission that's all.
nice
I just realised... The editor commented his own two cents, not having shits by these 2 men.
His name is Stalltt and he is a god amongst men.
“the editor” lmao
@@MisatoEnjoyer I shall humiliatte such legendary no more and remember this name of respect.
@@nightsage217 as all should my Freind, Stalltt is no mere mortal, his voice echoes of a million souls who fell to his masculinity.
thank you for putting names under sam and bryan. i always get so confused at whos talking
how long have we waited for this? it almost puts a tear in my eye
That happens when most of your budget goes to Keanu
Your profile pic is the defintion of glorious
Hank the black swordsman
Subbed to both you and penguin boi, you should definitely post that cyberpunk review
He did already
in the witcher 3 you can't go through a part of the map because there is nothing there and it says "This dragon territory, turn back".
Lol that's dumb as hell
I love how Cyberpunk has changes sooooo much that listening to this it rn sounds like two insane people rambling on.
im watching this instead of the gamer hole.
but its next.
Stay away from that lol
What is the gamer hole?
@@SockPuppetzTV aqua fps podcast
Take a shot every time he eats
It’s riddled with ads at times and it’s not as funny as Forehead boy’s podcast
How does bryan keep rapidly gainin and losing mass, he's like Norm Macdonald, only Norm just gains
I love how sams editor lets almost anything through
I still really enjoy playing it tho. I haven't had many technical issues either.
Sam looks like my history teacher, he taught Texas history, cool guy
Completely irrelevant comment, just wanted to say
I finished cyberpunk last night and went through a couple endings and gotta say the story is really fucking good. Bugs and all suck and combat isn't anything groundbreaking but i really enjoyed the 70 hours i played
Stalltts edits get me every time watching these podcasts.
Edit: 43:40 .....aw man
One day Bryan will run out of pics of muscular men using computers
Nah he'll just take another pic of himself
FALLOUT 3s Point Lookout is right by me in Southern Maryland, also I live right down the street from Tom Clancys crazy ass's house , dude hadna tank
The comments ur editor adds in are the best parts of these podcasts
someone hurry up and teach that sick monster aqua how to pirate the sims so he can make a video on it already
To verify on Phub u need to send them a picture of ur mug next to a paper where ur username is, so sometimes even complete no names are verified
'the spine is the appendix of your bones' lmao
funny shit Sam, funny shit. GOD (Poob) bless this man.
I’m glad that I’m not the only one that thinks KR’s line delivery is weird as hell.
He’s weird in Cyberpunk, he’s weird in John Wick and he’s super weird in The Matrix
It's weird but quite comic book xD so... It KINDA works? But also hilariously awkward
He does speak kinda strange but I enjoy his character at times
He’s been playing the same character since Bill and Ted
@@idisappointmydad3115 you're not wrong!
I remember watching the first season of Altered Carbon when it came out and thinking, "I hope Cyberpunk is like this"
Clock just hit 12am here, thanks Sam! Happy New year nerd!
Sam, you are not alone on the Keanu point 3:50 I am with you. I will die on this hill.
personally I would like to see both sides of the Cyberpunk 2077 argument
Dude I can’t stand how Brian sounds like Ethan from H3H3 lmao
Can't even look up to see it is spelled "Bryan".
I was about you rag on you for being an idiot but then I listened to him and heard it, and now it’s all I hear
It’s phases in and out tho, the more nasally he gets the more he sounds like Ethan
Yall need some guests again. Get your first guest on again and talk about all the taboo topics. That shit was legitimately interesting and entertaining.
covid vaccine is the cyberpunk 2077 of vaccines
stalltt's editing makes me laugh more than the actual podcast
Reading the inserts in stalts voice enhances the experience
Good job stalltt
My spider senses tells me that Bryan is a pron cameraman
At first I was like I need background noise so this podcast will do. Little did I know that I would be laughing so hard I would be sweating during work.
Thank you, Sam. Watching my favorite dude destroying the game I hate is the best present
I have nothing productive to add to the comment section , but a comment is a comment .
My college professor actually went and lived with a tribe like that in Sikaiana and Solomon islands, he taught us all about and they still practice it there
if you don’t kill fingers in cyber punk he gives you one of the best items in the game
I can only watch so much of each podcast before there is a good movie sudgested and then I have to go watch it, takes me like 5 hours to watch them each time.
I would love to see ur review of cyberpunk man
Great video stallt
lmao that fucking village elder theory was exactly the first thing I thought when that was brought up in one of my classes
I used to think I was a sociopath until I heard Sam and Bryan talk about Nikita. Poor guy lol
31:11 "Your first podcast guest can"
Art
Sam's finally ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd. Smart move.
Sam's not getting any more gingerbread cookies after this
what happened with aqua
He's not going to be around for awhile, like 4-6 months.
love you man, happy new year, wish you awesome health and awesome life
Bought cyberpunk
Got to the part where Vic fixes your cyberwear after first mission
Game breaks can’t finish mission
Walk away
Cut random npcs in half
Game crashes
Refund after 1 hr
“Have you played cyberpunk?”
“No”
Runescape players, the greatest of bodybuilt gainers.
Almost like an Altered Carbon prequel where the relic is the "stack" and it isn't there yet.
High-school dropout knows vaccines better than the experts, more at 5.
Stallt's resentment is growing.
Bryan and Poob really do be co hosts now
Funny because it wasn’t actually the shareholders who pressured management to release early
cyber cripples had me howlin
54:25 uh oh carson
Thank God stalt was here to bring a little balance.
That is the “Cyberpunk” of vaccines
Podcast and stream today, thank you daddy sam.
"you don't need the spine,...it's just a guideline" classic sam
The fight is from a city in LA called Hacienda Heights . A placed called Tacos Mexico lmao
15:50 I agree with Sam. The "Crowd generation mechanic" more than likely can't be fixed - that's just how the game was made. To "fix" it, it would require another development cycle.