I know it's satire, but his foot work left much to be desired. He's falling over himself, he had no hop in his step. He didn't know what to do next....
@@potentdelirium He also had zero athleticism, but that's probably genetic. His parents probably started him in taekwondo because he was bad at sports in general and they wanted him to be able to participate.
@Joe Schmoe After checking the channel, I don't even think TKD is his primary martial art. He looks more adept at Karate, and unfortunately, that leaves much to be desired as well.
Not really... You lost already. Never show your opponent what you can. But you can talk about it to your opponent when he's having sweet dreams while being in horizontal position with 2 black eyes, broken nose and dislocated shoulder 😂
@@CorbinB-Rax so glad we have professor ego thinking he knows the entire world. I don't think you could exaggerate more. The skill he showed was basic at best.
@reaperx1202 The 10 year demo was not "basic" by any count. You're just a shameless liar. "Basic" is Front Kick, Roundhouse, Low Block, High Block, Outer Block, etc. Tornados are not taught to day one students, you liar. Jump spinning hook kicks are not taught, on day one, you liar. Super Kicks are not taught on day 1, you liar. Butterfly kicks, are not taught on day one, you liar. What other individual thing do I need to call you out for? Or should I start posting links to the official WT, ITA, ITF curricula, to prove, irrefutably, that you are a proud liar?
I mean, the world taekwondo federation has given out 9th degree black belts to people that haven't even taken one day of taekwondo, so it's realistic 🤣
@@arshaam It's don't find it a hard kick to learn either... but there's no way a complete beginner(most complete beginners) would have the flexibility or muscle memory to do it that well in 1 week lol unless they're just one of the better ones tbh
@@arshaam No offense taken- I’m not speaking for myself, but other people. I can do way more than that 10 years and I’ve been learning for almost 5 years at this point 😂
@@arshaam Some people pick up a martial art faster than others for whatever reasons be it any prior life experieces that are applicable in any large or small way or maybe some kind of genetic predisposition. The amount of effort someone puts in is also a huge factor.
@@DeltaOmaniacNot where i practise. It takes about 8 - 9 years of TKD to get your black belt at the dojo I attend. (Not saying that everywhere does it the same as mine, as i have had experiences in the past with TKD mcdojos) Edit: Also the time may vary as it may only take 5 - 6 years for someone who starts off training in the seniors class (15+) due to belt order and rankings. I wont go into detail because its a bit complex and i feel like ive yapped enough already.
@@Luca-tw9fk this is just what i heard from my friend at school but he said when he joined ITF, it mostly train you to wipe the floor with someone/hit to kill. That's true?
@@Ryu_Akagi007 that's mostly exaggerating, ITF trains more power, compared to WTF which is more of hit for points, in the competitive context. If it's hit to kill as martial art I would think of kyokushin karate
As a takewondo player myself this was pretty accurate. Also those screw kicks on 10 years were awesome. I've been playing for 5 months or so now. I already do the 20 year one tho. I always get something to drink and just go onto the bike machine behind the taekwondo area and I sit there drinking it while waiting for my period to start
@@ErtugrulKYK Aye because you have you have to do it for a certain amount of years until you qualify for the next one and i think your attempting to qualify for the 3rd Dan Black Belt so you’ll need to keep doing it for about 2 more years until you can go for it
@@KizaruBorsalino Yeah, very effective. Yoh just wave your hands and legs around like kid throwing tantrum. If that's what you call effective, you better be physically strong and tall. Because if you do that in a real fight, you'll get your ass beaten within a second.
@@NateRobinson633 in no world would a mediocre boxer be able to block a kick from someone who does tkd for 10+ years. It's not only about blocking it, a single kick from someone who knows what they're doing and trains for 10+ years would absolutely smash your hands. That's provided if you're even fast enough
What if, hear me out, the TKD guy learns basic kickboxing fundamentals and boxing and transfers their insane speed, conditioning, flexibility, balance, and dexterity into a new hybrid kickboxing style similar to Wonderboy Thompson 👀
As someone who does Isshinryu. I loved and enjoyed it when TKD people came to our tournaments. They have such a cardboard cut out of hand dropping sameness in their sparring style. The look on their face when you stepped into their kick and clocked them in the side of their head while their defending hand was down below their waist was the best part of the day.
If that's 10 years of TKD.... time to find a new Master
I know it's satire, but his foot work left much to be desired.
He's falling over himself, he had no hop in his step. He didn't know what to do next....
@@potentdelirium He also had zero athleticism, but that's probably genetic. His parents probably started him in taekwondo because he was bad at sports in general and they wanted him to be able to participate.
@Joe Schmoe After checking the channel, I don't even think TKD is his primary martial art. He looks more adept at Karate, and unfortunately, that leaves much to be desired as well.
Not really...
You lost already.
Never show your opponent what you can.
But you can talk about it to your opponent when he's having sweet dreams while being in horizontal position with 2 black eyes, broken nose and dislocated shoulder 😂
@@miselzivanovic2181 if this guy is able to knock someone out, that someone is quite bad. I think a normal person low kick can break his leg...
Shoutout to the camera man for staying there for 10 years straight
20**
Oh! maannn.whats your point?
Fr
a legend
20 years😂
In South Korea, this entire video would be day 1 of TKD 😂😂😂😂
Никак нет) потому что там тренера не уделяют должного внимания как в снг странах)
I'm pretty sure 8 year olds could do better for the first month.
@@reaperx1202 You're all pretentious. No more an exaggeration could be made than the lie you know you just spit.
@@CorbinB-Rax so glad we have professor ego thinking he knows the entire world. I don't think you could exaggerate more. The skill he showed was basic at best.
@reaperx1202 The 10 year demo was not "basic" by any count. You're just a shameless liar. "Basic" is Front Kick, Roundhouse, Low Block, High Block, Outer Block, etc.
Tornados are not taught to day one students, you liar.
Jump spinning hook kicks are not taught, on day one, you liar.
Super Kicks are not taught on day 1, you liar.
Butterfly kicks, are not taught on day one, you liar.
What other individual thing do I need to call you out for? Or should I start posting links to the official WT, ITA, ITF curricula, to prove, irrefutably, that you are a proud liar?
After ten years...realising tkd is not his cup of tea😂
This happened to me in football(or soccer if you want) only after 5 years of being the worst of the squad I changed sport😂
Not even funny
@@prathix4339its Soccer, you say Soccer in the United states
@@Waluanaka not everyone here js from the united states
@@WaluanakaYou know not everyone lives in the US right?
that's not day one of taekwondo, that's 3 years of crack
😂😂😂
Bro and not only … the guys has been mixing crack with something else 😂
😂😂😂
@@User_not_available_99fentanyl and whiskey
Funniest comment I've come across in a long time. Wooooooo.....😂😂😂
Damn, took him 5 years to save up for the gloves💀💀
Loooool
Need more money to buy new black belts.
You have now completed the quest! Here’s you’re gloves for prize
Day 1 and already had a black belt - 💀
Edit: thanks guys for 250 likes.
😂 I thought the same. Thats must be a transfer
LOL@@charlesburgess7831
Holy
Accurate lol
Fr
The real GOAT is the punching bag , still hanging after 10 years .
Man had a black belt on day one
Mcdojos be like
@@darkknight5160 💀💀💀💀
I was about to comment this.
As is tradition in taekwondo
@Gimme_yo_ankles-bucko tren
Bro got after 10 years the great depression and decided to train normally
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
@@ManaWarev2
Rip a real one 😔✊
Thanks to my teacher, he make me 5 years experience in 3 months 🗿👍.
Props to him for learning to tie a belt or by himself in one day
Bro got so good at taekwondo he stopped aging 💀
Bro was so goodd at taekwonda that he was black belt on the first day
Props to the guy earning a black belt in 1 day of taekwondo.
I mean, the world taekwondo federation has given out 9th degree black belts to people that haven't even taken one day of taekwondo, so it's realistic 🤣
@@DeltaOmaniac ya ik! it’s just a joke though 😂
@@st_restar u gotta give credit to the camera man too, he stood there for 20 years
@@ihatelosing9508 I completely agree. Thanks for pointing that out 🤣
Ikr
Its not day one of taekwondo, it is day one of LIVING.
20 years of taekwondooooooo got me bursting 😂😂
Lol same. 😂
After one month of Taekwondo he realised that we need you use kicks
He practices TTS taekwondo
No 1 week dummy
@@jakeleviathan6724td is tts you mean tta?
Bro literally spend his 20 years just to make a short video for us 😬
Respect++ 🗿📈📈
Makes sense
What did that punching bag ever do to you?!😭💀
You wouldnt know 👺
It's amazing how well he's taken care of himself; he looks exactly the same from day 1 to year 20.
Ain’t nobody have that clean of a side kick after 1 week of taekwondo lessons bruh 😂
bruh that shits ez af
@@arshaam It's don't find it a hard kick to learn either... but there's no way a complete beginner(most complete beginners) would have the flexibility or muscle memory to do it that well in 1 week lol unless they're just one of the better ones tbh
@@thecrinjemasterjay agreed, but that guy’s 5 years worth tkd is like my 1 year no offence
@@arshaam No offense taken- I’m not speaking for myself, but other people. I can do way more than that 10 years and I’ve been learning for almost 5 years at this point 😂
@@arshaam Some people pick up a martial art faster than others for whatever reasons be it any prior life experieces that are applicable in any large or small way or maybe some kind of genetic predisposition. The amount of effort someone puts in is also a huge factor.
that one friend who spams all the buttons and wins
In the first month of taekwondo I already looked like a 1-year-old and when I trained for a year I already looked like a 5-year-old trained.
Wow bro started as a black belt
you know the guys a legend when he got a black belt when he starts
Nah, that's standard for taekwondo 😂
@@DeltaOmaniacNot where i practise. It takes about 8 - 9 years of TKD to get your black belt at the dojo I attend. (Not saying that everywhere does it the same as mine, as i have had experiences in the past with TKD mcdojos)
Edit: Also the time may vary as it may only take 5 - 6 years for someone who starts off training in the seniors class (15+) due to belt order and rankings. I wont go into detail because its a bit complex and i feel like ive yapped enough already.
i don't remember the last time a taekwondo student wore boxing gloves
Search ITF tkd, instead of WTF
Haha true, that's probably ITF. I learned WTF tho, taeguk do be hard to memorize the higher your belt rank is
Yh it's ITF, I used to do it as a kid. We sparred with foot pads/gloves and headgear but no body padding
@@Luca-tw9fk this is just what i heard from my friend at school but he said when he joined ITF, it mostly train you to wipe the floor with someone/hit to kill. That's true?
@@Ryu_Akagi007 that's mostly exaggerating, ITF trains more power, compared to WTF which is more of hit for points, in the competitive context. If it's hit to kill as martial art I would think of kyokushin karate
I always thought that in Tod U HAVE to keep ur hands on ur hips when u wanna punch LMAO
As a taekwondo master myself, I can confirm that the 20 years of taekwondo is absolutely precise.
nahhh
Nah, the punching technique of taekwondo masters remains pretty much the same as shown in the day 1)))))
i don't wanna judge here, but...
He is slow
He is slow and surprisingly not accurate after 20 years (kicks). Is it taekwondo style?
It doesn't always go on how much time do you spend on training, but how much care do you put in it.
Underrated post I'd say 👍
LMAO he's punching like they actually do that in taekwondo lol
damn he was so excited his thing was sticking out
When your one day of *taekwondo* feels like "20 years"
As a takewondo player myself this was pretty accurate. Also those screw kicks on 10 years were awesome.
I've been playing for 5 months or so now. I already do the 20 year one tho. I always get something to drink and just go onto the bike machine behind the taekwondo area and I sit there drinking it while waiting for my period to start
Takewondo player 💀💀
@@eclipseworldisaweeb1027🤓🤓🤓
Waiting for your period to start, wtf, tmi
@@eclipseworldisaweeb1027 its taekwondo, you might as well be playing. Spend 10 years to get knocked out by an amateur
Bro got black belt in the first day
The walk on day one made me giggle 😂😂😂
him: doing different sorts of shots
me: kicks the nutsack
Ameridote be like 😂
mans got that geometry dash font
Day One - Earn Black Belt 😂 😂
This is called a professional having a black belt at day 1
20 yrs of Taekwondo : now kids show me your puch you learned today
Legends say that even after 500 yearshe still hasn't aged and He still practices Taekwondo on a punching bag
Why does bro fight like a whole NPC in the start
6 months off kung fu look like 10 ten years of tkd. I can confirm this....
shoutout to the cameraman recording for 10 years 😢😭
I understood, Indian school monitors are taekwondo black belts
20 yrs TKD. Rehabilitating my knees.
“You skinny dog you are falling by kicking the punching bag and the punching bag isn't even moving 😂”
This man is gonna unlock his special ability sooner or later
Bro hasn't changed for 20 years
Day 1 and already had a black belt - impressive!
Bro was too drunk and then he learnt taekwondo 😂🗿
I am currently a black belt in tae kwon do and have been doing it for somewhat 5 years now
I'm on 8. Year of tkd but I still don't qualify for black belt 14 yo
@@ErtugrulKYK Aye because you have you have to do it for a certain amount of years until you qualify for the next one and i think your attempting to qualify for the 3rd Dan Black Belt so you’ll need to keep doing it for about 2 more years until you can go for it
@@kilometerzmoralez2024 that's not it you need to be at least 15 yo until you can get the black belt. I am stuck at redblack belt
@@ErtugrulKYK no you don’t, there are kids in my club that have been doing it the same amount of time as me and there about 10
That's because I'm in turket
"The Bicycle Kick" 🗿💀
Rrratatatatatata
Yor not watching Zlatan Zlatan is watching you
Where earth has his guard gone
His Guard:💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
I started in a younger group, and on my second day, the trainer said I had the best form in the group
and there you come across an MMA fighter and it's over 😂
Fax
you really hit the nail with 1 month of TKD if thats 1 month everybody loses a whole ton of braincells
⌨️⚔️
And still gets chocked out in 10 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂
First day was like my lil bro slapping me
The stare of his eyes is more mysterious than the existing universe
Me after 50 years of Taekwondo: 1 day of Taekwondo 💀💀
props to him for wearing the same clothes for 20 years straight
Bro really looked like he was holding back 😂
You should be on Broadway with all them kicks
as former taekwondo, we're actually using black belt from the very first start
Bruh. We have our first Taekwondo match tmr, and this type of shit has been all over my recs from a week Lmao😂😂
Bro already got the black belt😂
10 year of tkd look like me after 1 week of Tekken
Lol, i can relate to that
My at 5 years who’s way too sloppy
My instructor who’s a 7h degree and at 34 years
this is 1day of taekwondo
Sparing you would be so hard but so educational at the same time
day 1: comes for class to slap a bag once then leaves
Slaps bag
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves
Based
Bro day one wasn’t even taekwondo that was more like slapping someone😂😂😂
The first slap was personal
Wow 20 years of taekwando doesn't know how to bend knees🧐
Shaq O'Neal day 1 in TKD
Slaps the soul out of that bag.
Bro that slap was personal 🤨
True McDojo if ya get your black belt on day 1 XD
My friend trained Taekwondo for 10 years, yet he couldn't beat anything else than his meat.
WTF Taekwondo ist bullshit and your friend maybe just cant fight in general
Tarkwondo is far from being one of the most combat efficient martial arts. There’s reason why there isn’t any TDK dominant fighters in ufc.
@@KizaruBorsalino Yeah, very effective. Yoh just wave your hands and legs around like kid throwing tantrum. If that's what you call effective, you better be physically strong and tall. Because if you do that in a real fight, you'll get your ass beaten within a second.
I jumped my friend all the time and he has ten years of taekwondo and I had one month of kung fu
First time I actually saw a tkd guy using his fists
There’s different branches of TKD
This is itf taekwando
got this video while waiting for my TKD tournement to start
"10 years of taekwondo" I have that improvement in only 5 months
As a taekwondo master myself, I can confirm that 20 years of taekwondo is absolutely useless.
My mom didn't see me age so fast than I saw this guy age.
Bro knew more tkd in one month than me in 2 years
Ten years and my guy can’t even throw a jab and cross to save his life
10+ years of tkd would still get pieced up by the average amateur boxer
Not even average. A mediocre boxer who spends a week learning how to defend kicks would beat 10 years of TKD
Empty words
@@NateRobinson633 in no world would a mediocre boxer be able to block a kick from someone who does tkd for 10+ years. It's not only about blocking it, a single kick from someone who knows what they're doing and trains for 10+ years would absolutely smash your hands. That's provided if you're even fast enough
Fr
What if, hear me out, the TKD guy learns basic kickboxing fundamentals and boxing and transfers their insane speed, conditioning, flexibility, balance, and dexterity into a new hybrid kickboxing style similar to Wonderboy Thompson 👀
I kick like the 1 year Taekwando and only do it at home for two weeks😅
Eu fiz por 3 anos e chuto como o que fez 1 mês
At least thats what you think haha
@@ninyu_007 from the looks, yes
By day 2 I already had my form down and knew almost all the kicks for some reason
Dawg his ten years of experience is my no days of experience
100 years of TKD: cutting your hands on purpose to only use feet
Damn. First day and he already got a black belt.
McDojos be like:
I love how his "1 year" looks like hes trying his best
When telegraphing is life.
Bags don't hit back !
They can if you hit hard enough.
I'm dead. Black belt of taekwondo!
Day 1 it's like wake up in the morning 😅
5 years of taekwondo very relatable
As someone who does Isshinryu. I loved and enjoyed it when TKD people came to our tournaments. They have such a cardboard cut out of hand dropping sameness in their sparring style. The look on their face when you stepped into their kick and clocked them in the side of their head while their defending hand was down below their waist was the best part of the day.
Come to tiger rock!
@@Covrage where is tiger rock?
@@BBCTopgearfan there are many locations
I'm sorry bro but those punches 💀