Saint Peter OnTheThings You Did That Were Weird But Not Sins
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- Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024
- You ate matches? #shorts #gamechanger #makesomenoise
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‘God personally doesn’t like it but he’s not gonna hold it against you’
It'd be nice if that was more the message of the Bible than...well, all the other stuff.
@@JackgarPrime Right? It’s been said before, but one murder does NOT make you a murder-ER
@@JackgarPrimeThat basically is the message of the Bible - We’ve all sinned and fallen short but God sent Jesus to die for our sins and give us a blank slate in perpetuity. So while there’s a whole bunch of stuff we’ve done that breaks God’s heart, he won’t hold it against us because that debt is settled with Jesus.
@@JackgarPrimeThat literally is the message of the entire Bible. God hates sin, but no matter how much evil you do, God will erase your debt if you trust in Him.
@@GoofyAhOklahomathat’s a wild message
I love Brennan's characters of "Extremely formal guy in extremely formal role, forced to confront somebody about weird stuff"
"Why wouldn't murder be top of the list?"
"Well it's murder, they see it all the time. Eating matches, however. . . that's an odd one."
Could've been in alphabetical order, too
'Masturbation (?)'
'Matches'
'Murder'
@@timeweoyaMasturbation matches murder...
So THAT'S why we can't masturbate!
@@timeweoyaI imagine the masturbation has a little asterisk next to it
@@timeweoyathe “masturbation (?)” is SO funny to me lmaoooo
"Murder...let's see who you killed. Ahh, thats why. Moving on."
PFFF
@@DreadlyKnightI like how you can translate your comment and it just gives it an extra F.
He killed Hitler
omg youre right@@andywap3
@@andywap3in one language around the world that guy is getting an extra F.
Imagine if whenever you did something weird you saw a little pop up:
God will remember that
Honestly, that's like a steam achievement for me. Now it's a challenge 😂
_You are now _*_disliked_*_ by The Lord_
Sigh...I read that sentence in the voice of Oz (Media).
That'd actually give me a reason to believe. Put that one in the suggestion box 😂
This is literally what Christians believe (well depending on the denomination I suppose)
"Murder. Again, not actually a sin, we got a lot of confusion about that one. But it is considered impolite around here"
Funny enough, you can make a consequentialist argument that murder isn't evil. Consequentialists define good and evil based on the amount of happiness and unhappiness an action causes, and a murdered person can't experience unhappiness, so sometimes it's moral.
Edit: I should probably have clarified, I don't think anyone takes this argument too seriously. We all intuitively understand that murder is wrong, so this is more of a weird flaw with one specific popular definition of good and evil. It's also pretty situational - for it to work, the murder would need to not cause any unhappiness to anyone else anywhere.
@@hoodiesticks There's more than 2 people in the world you know. You might not cause unhappiness to the murdered person, but you will cause it to their friends and family
@@hoodiesticks I'm not looking to get into a debate, but one could argue that murder will always cause unhappiness due to the people close to the victim (emotionally speaking).
@@hoodiesticks You could argue that, but you can also argue that murder has broader, negative social consequences and that the acceptance of murder now leaves anyone still alive open to be murdered
@@hoodiesticks I get where you're coming from but I'd probably replace murder with killing. Killing isn't necessarily evil, things like assisted suicide, medically necessary abortions and the like could easily be considered good. Kind of like the difference between arson and setting a fire. Assisted suicide isn't murder the same way that lighting a campfire isn't arson.
And I just added the "medically necessary" part because otherwise I'd get nothing but life begins at conception arguments as replies, which aren't really relevant to the conversation.
Brennan is a master of humor in threes 😆
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And such do baseball bats go through knees
@@EEEEEEEE big fan
@@Bakedbean843I just reported it. God I hate that bot
@@Elitaria bees bees bees bees bees bees bees
I once saw a meme of a lady at confession and she was telling him that she put bread in her boobs and pretended she was a toaster and the priest said "again, weird, but not a sin."
Was she exposed to SCP-426?
@@Pasclesrm I am a toaster...
Zentreya moment.
V-tuber with a cyborg version, her fans call her toaster.
@@PasclesrmI’m convinced you’re making this up, but the SCP lore is so insane and deep it would take a light breeze to change my mind
unfortunately, that is not made up. Toaster SCP does exist in SCP lore, and it is NOT pleasant to deal with :"D@@Materialist39
Honestly I wanted him to list 17 other things that weren’t sins
We all wanted
He would have DONE it too, and he would have done it well 😂
And it would have kept getting more unhinged until a single word one liner at the end @@ellymm7566
17 Other weird things that are not sins:
3. Miss counting the list on purpose
4. Clucking like a chicken in place of moaning while having monogamous sex with your wife.
5. Pretending to be a dog for non-sexual reasons and fully committed to the act, sniffing other dogs butts and pooping on your own lawn.
6. Licking Doorknobs
7. Using a "Poop Knife" to break up your forbidden chocolate logs before flushing
8. Reciting the Jesus' torture and crucifixion with a sexually suggestive tone, but not actually adding or abridging the text, in Hebrew.
9. Consuming the "Blood of Christ" via enema
10. Licking body lotion as if it were pudding on a tea spoon.
11. Watching Anime
12. Putting your shoes on before any of the rest your clothes
13. Sleeping while wearing your socks
14. Pouring milk in the cereal bowl first and the cereal second.
15. Watching men wrestle over a phallic shaped ball in tights for an hour or so while still straight and claiming it is masculine.
16. Jogging Backwards
17. Eating pizza with a fine dining utensils.
"Murder...of crows you threw rocks at when you were 9 were actually minions of the devil trying to make you wrathful."
St Expeditus moment
So then they succeeded and he performed a sin.
@@czerwonykwadrat6843clever, well done.
@@harleyjo4875Maybe he threw the rocks out of boredom, not wrath?
😏 Clever. I feel like it’s something Brennan would do too.
Murder: only the third worst thing (Number two and one will shock you!)
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I'd imagine somewhere above it is "non-consensual sex crime" (which includes rape, pedophilia, and beastiality).
I found the BuzzFeed writer.
I liked and then unliked to keep it at 777. Holy number after all.
The tone change on “ate matches” was really good 😂😂
Yeah like, this guy has passed judgment on every soul since time immemorial, but he still allows himself to be surprised. 😂
“did you… 🥴 like it?”
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Most accurate match for that emoji I’ve ever seen
Asking for a friend
I remember a reality cops tv show where a guy did that and got stuck for hours
I thought „you ate matches“ that the joke would be „this is not the way to enlightenment“
I’m just imagining Saint Peter gets to the end of the list and goes “…and it looks like you’re deaf.”
That sounds like a zac punchline.
I love it. Kudos
That would be hilarious, just signing "I'm deaf"
I'm still deaf when I get to Heaven? What horseshit afterlife is that?
@@SSVCloud you're assuming it's better to hear 😉
That almost woke my kid up, could barely contain my laughter 😂
me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
St Peter: once again kind of weird but not a sin
thanks, you made me laugh :D
Just be careful if you have bubblebath, or have used shampoo/conditioner/bodywash
@@lisahenry20Every dog I've lived with has enjoyed bath water with no encouragement, not to mention, I've definitely drank bath water with soap diluted in it as a kid, so I'm sure the cat will be fine 😉
I see he went for the 'ol Zac Oyama curveball there, very clever
Same vibes as "i killed him, yeah"
But he does truly believe that God doesn't care more about murder enough if he did exist, to have put it before either of these insignificant things 😂
@@itpaynesme As someone else put, murder is dime a dozen in Heaven. Eating matches, though, that one he's confused about.
Well now I’m imagining it’s that character canonically in front of St. Peter 😂
"Man dies thinking he's gonna go to hell , what happens next is shocking"
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Ah yes, I remember that commandment: "Thou shalt not murder. It's not a sin, it's just weird so don't do it." 😂
Yes young man, you really murdered that song at karaoke, you will not be joining the heavenly choir and that is nonnegotiable.
I have full confidence he had an entire story lined up for murder.
And it's a sin that we'll never get to hear the story 😔
"Murder: Listen the rules are kinda iffy about that one so God is more than willing to let it slide, but it's kinda.. _not okay to do_ at the end of the day, ya know?"
My partner upon overhearing the first of the list thought I was watching a new “Facts about Grant” 😂😅
Yep, okay, Brennan is definitely talking to Grant now.
"You ate peanut butter straight out of the jar. Though not a sin, it was a little gross because you were in a house share"
"It says here that you went outside with only socks on while it was raining. Now, I don't know if that means socks and no shoes, or if the only article of clothing you had on was socks. Either way, it's not against the word of God, it just makes everyone upstairs feel a little uncomfortable."
This immediately reminded me of the Grant "dildo left in the shower" story.
@@cojec To appease the people upstairs, we'd appreciate you covering your "downstairs"
And you used your tongue
A great callback would have been Zac saying "I killed em, yeah".
Saint Peter: “I’ve greeted millions of people at this gate for the past millennia and *still* you mortals continue to surprise me with what is on this list.”
Brennan: I write tragedies, not sins
Honestly, the bit about God not liking something you did but still loving you unconditionally makes him feel even more fatherly
That's because that is how he works 😅. He's gracious, that's why he wants us to turn back to him and not forget about him
Trope is called something like Jaywalking, Loitering, and Homicide
It's the other way around: murder, arson and jaywalking.
I love the implication that murder wasn't even on the first page.
It was a song at karaoke, he will not be getting into the heavenly choir that's for certain…
he probably knows a lot of Tim Minchin song lyrics too
Is Brennen just listing things he saw his friends do
He’s listing things he did as a child.
@@harleyjo4875Or, perhaps more recently.
Specifically Zac
_It says right here that your favorite guy on GameChanger was… _*_SAM?_*
_Hell._
It was chronological, obviously
*I have a list of a particular set of sins*
Your point is well Taken.
"you ate matches."
"Yeah, you are what you eat and i wanted to be a little lighter."
“Oh and jeez-its, those little blessed cheese squares you came up with, surprisingly not blasphemy! But it’s thin ice.”
God, forget my search history please.
No.
😂😂 bro really answered no
Hiii! Im not trying to ahove Jesus down your throat, but i do think you should take a look at Psalm 34:18💃🏾, it says that "God cares for the brokenhearted". I know alot of us have internal and external struggles, and God sees them ALL. God is always waiting to have a relationship with us, no matter WHAT we do! Anyways, a relationship with God has tons of benefits! So... Yes, God bless you
God: "... as long as you don't look at mine, we're good."
Jeremiah 31:34 - "I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more."
Search history deleted. :)
brennan, zack, and josh are probably the best combination on the show
The voice in "Did you... Like it?" Is absolute GOLD
"Why wouldn't that have been top of the list?"
"God works in mysterious ways"
Murder....
*flips page*
Of approximately 50 random Goblins in Dungeons and Dragons. Again, not a sin buuuutttt it does scream sociopath (we had our eye on you for a while after that one)
Murder - weird, but not a sin. Checks out in old testament
"Do not murder" is literally the sixth commandment.
@SanctusPaulus1962 that's why it's weird there was a lot of murder in the old testament
@@isais207 Not really. The entire point of the old testament is to show how God's people constantly stray from the path and fail to live up to the commandments God set for them.
@SanctusPaulus1962 “In the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them-the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites-as the Lord your God has commanded you.”
Now why couldn't we have gotten this version of saint peter in hazbin hotel
“Technically this guy had it coming and you didn’t hate him but do remember that we have speed limits for a reason. On a related note, not communion wine for you, only the grape juice. Now on to number four, genocide…okay hang on a minute.”
“Oh, the French, you say? Totally understandable, have a good night.”
-"I killed him, yeah"
Brennan is actually such a mood it's hilarious 😂
Brennan starting a skit w/ an over dramatic accent needs then fading back into his natural voice will always be my favorite bit
Brennan's movement at the beginning of the video makes it look like he's Saint Peter laying down a stack of papers to read through
That suction thing is just as weird as the scenario in the Bible that people have misinterpreted to mean "masturbation is a sin." The guy didn't want to have sex with his dead brother's widow. There was a law stating he needed to give her a baby since she didn't get one during her marriage. So to avoid doing it he kept "spilling his seed" so he wouldn't be able to. People really had to pull that verse out of context to construe the idea all masturbation is wrong.
"… of crows. Technically not a sin, but kind of awkward."
The funniest part is that he had a perfectly clean record besides murder
That's how I sleep at night.
Apparently I used to eat matches as a kid. Good to know that isn’t a sin, just weird
How did they taste?
@@mothbrainedindividual Like wood, I expect.
"What you just did? Awesome. Not a sin, though. You _did_ waste military money, which was pretty funny"
Anyone else have their mind interpret this as "your friend, John Swimmingpool" instead of "your friend johns Swimmingpool"
"Murder?.... oh, it was a billionaire, so that doesn't count."
“You ate raw macaroni noodles and cheese powder on multiple occasions. You know, your ancestors invented cooking food for a reason, right?”
"You picked your feet during a comercial flight. We are going to let that slide because the updated commandments havent droped yet, but a couple more months and you would have been fuuuuuucked"
That murder occurred on the dancefloor and they did not kill the groove, your holiness.
I somehow really want to see a movie with Brennan and Aubrey Plaza playing the main characters.
God just wanted me to ask you, “WTF man?”
its like talking to my academic advisor lollo
My little brother gave himself a sulfer allergy eating matches as a young child
I'd like to interpret the ending as Saint Peter realizing that he had the wrong guy, that you were actually immoral and weren't supposed to go to heaven afterall 😂
I got heavy vine energy here. "I bring you... murder"
Brennan Lee Mulligan is one of the greatest things to happen to improvisational comedy on the 21st century and I could only wish he was greater into the mainstream
"Yeah, and John Swimmingpool liked it too."
No one's talking about him slamming his hands on the podium like he needs something about ye big
The hands on the desk, ready for the prompty, ready to sell his soul for a point
i played the beginning like four times for that exact reason. the man is READY, GIVE HIM THE PROMPT
Saint Peter can’t see your Incognito tabs, right?
Sam's eyes are just filled with adoration here lol
That first bit 100% was a confession.
"Alright, let's get through some of these ones quickly, since I'm sensing a theme: kicked out of nude beach for wearing a hat, kicked out of nude beach for wearing a sock, an argument at a nude beach about wearing sunglasses, an argument at a nude beach about body paint that looks, from a distance, like a hat..."
See, Peter was trying to get him on that first question. If you lie, BOOM, straight to hell.
Sam in Episode #-1:
"This is my heaven, I could stay here forever."
This Episode:
*"What does it take to fulfill my dream?"*
Why did he cut it off at the best part 😂😂
Bonus Prompt: Fans asking questions at a comic con panel for a for a made up TV Series
love the jumpcut to zack after the murder twist because yeah, he killed him
idk why, but it was actually Brennan reacting to his name being said by pantomiming dropping a heavy box onto his podium that made me laugh the hardest
The matches were a callout. Like I feel personally attacked rn
Peanut butter and onion sandwiches whilst watching my little pony...
Dont judge me, I'm not defiling your pool
You know it's great when the accent drops
Really giving “genies other stipulations”
Murder....watching. That's an odd way to phrase bird watching. Oh, just crows. That's a bit odder.
Everybody with social anxiety would reather go to hell than talking about thier weird past.
Anyone who's been to the ER and had the Dr bring several more Drs us prepared for this.
I feel like Brennan is an expert in things that are weird but aren’t technically sins
“murder, well it depends on the context whether it’s good or bad; Was it for god or for yourself?”
“Yes, my inquiring fellow, I most certainly AM the funniest nerd you will ever encounter along your journey of a road less traveled unto none but you which shall ever know.”
- Probably Brennan
"i don't know, we don't question gods plan"
I love when Brennan does a bit and he starts doing a voice and as the things he says become more ridiculous he looses the voice
Brennan could almost pull off an Anthony Hopkins accent…
My question is if brennans murder joke was premeditated or in the heat of the moment cause it will change the sentence(ing)
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Under US law, murder is always premeditated. If it wasn't premeditated, it's manslaughter, not murder. So if we're going by that definition, premeditated.
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Minding it was predicated that it wasn’t something damning (it was on a list of 20 things, and behind the two we heard), it would seem that it was justified, but still considered murder. But, hey, who hasn’t done a murder biblically (which happens to be legally distinct from “legally”)?
"Murder" doesn't leave a whole lot to interpretation.
Murder. Forgivable because they killed your dog.
Alright, John
@@jasonking7570 yup, I was actually specifically referencing the Johnny Devany skit about John Wick goes to Heaven
The “oh, murder” part was funny nicely done Brennan
Murder was not on the top of the list because it's in chronological order 😊😊😊😊
Fun fact, some translations make it seem like killing is fine as long as it's not murder
Deepblueink gotta come in clutch and animate this
"Oh and of course, number 3. Uhhhhhhh...eating food whenever you sat down to poop. Again, not a sin, but...why?"
God gon be questioning why I randomly decided to eat seven dollars worth of pennies at four in the morning while watching AoT at seventeen.
There's always a message in Brennan's improvs