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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @lizisverycool8711
    @lizisverycool8711 3 года назад +2466

    “Not everything has to be online” what a blissful time we used to live in.

    • @leprovokateur7745
      @leprovokateur7745 3 года назад +5

      Tbh administration online is x100 better

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +50

      I used to get so frustrated trying to convince my grandparents that one day, everything would be on the internet. Now I wish I had been wrong. It really sounded way more exciting in theory...

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 2 года назад

      @@LunarEleven don't worry eventually the internet will be intergraded with your brain and run on thought waves... No none of that nonesense about implants but biological tech that creates telepathic internet!!!
      "Sorry just wanted to say something that sounds cool in theory but is deeply flawed in practice or at even the most basic extra thought..."

    • @GodKingReiss
      @GodKingReiss Год назад +7

      Yeah, I miss driving 30 minutes to the next town over only to find the only place that carries what I’m looking for doesn’t have it in stock.

    • @GodKingReiss
      @GodKingReiss Год назад +6

      @@samanfang5139 Happened to me all the time. Also online shopping isn't a dystopia. Relax and take a walk outside or something.

  • @Nick-128
    @Nick-128 5 лет назад +7007

    Why was the slogan not, "BE BOWLD"

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 4 года назад +23

      Oooh that's good!

    • @JorisGriffioen
      @JorisGriffioen 4 года назад +56

      Wow I was totally bowled over by that one.

    • @potassiumcyanide3857
      @potassiumcyanide3857 4 года назад +19

      Because they're being low bowler about it

    • @Kit.E.Katz45
      @Kit.E.Katz45 4 года назад +7

      You, sir, ARE A GENIUS! I tip my hat to you!🎩

    • @simonsuarez2135
      @simonsuarez2135 4 года назад +5

      This is why RUclips should have gold like reddit (not that I would actually have any to give lol) great slogan 👍

  • @joeyfromschool
    @joeyfromschool 2 года назад +799

    the reveal that Bobby Moynihan is playing himself in this video is top tier

  • @isentient666
    @isentient666 6 лет назад +4346

    I like how they named the fake company Oyster and Toot. Usually high profile companies have these obscure names where part of the name sounds funny but you don’t want to make fun of them because they are prestigious.

    • @suplerb
      @suplerb 5 лет назад +79

      Darrell Lim just like the real company Boll&Branch

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад +11

      Incredibly obvious jokes are incredibly obvious, didn’t you hear?

    • @potassiumcyanide3857
      @potassiumcyanide3857 4 года назад +4

      Those reminded me of arpel and cliff

    • @TheSassi14
      @TheSassi14 4 года назад +26

      Like Hogwarts, such a prestigious school...

    • @DaBloons1
      @DaBloons1 4 года назад +8

      Heckler and Koch reminds of this because I always think of cocks

  • @isiTsotsi
    @isiTsotsi 7 лет назад +10447

    Well this is not realistic. A real startup would make a smartbowl with a complementary app and wifi.

  • @zweck4629
    @zweck4629 5 лет назад +4815

    I actually have that big wooden bowl from Ikea that Keith is holding, its pretty nice.

    • @aprilwright8677
      @aprilwright8677 5 лет назад +326

      the blue and green ones are from Ikea too, this is just a cast member writing off their Ikea trip as a business expense

    • @RandomCorvid
      @RandomCorvid 4 года назад +273

      how tall is Keith anyway?

    • @austinlapierre819
      @austinlapierre819 4 года назад +192

      It took me five minutes to get that joke and I hate you for making it

    • @barrybatholemewbenson2350
      @barrybatholemewbenson2350 4 года назад +24

      I want to like ur comment but it’s at 69 and that’s too NICE!

    • @hornedowl_
      @hornedowl_ 4 года назад +4

      @@barrybatholemewbenson2350 Coronavirus

  • @ParallelLogic
    @ParallelLogic 4 года назад +3371

    "Did he say $45? That's bowlsh*t"

    • @qhydrate
      @qhydrate 4 года назад +18

      I hate and love you

    • @zackhanson4788
      @zackhanson4788 4 года назад +53

      @@qhydrate Unbelievabowl.

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 года назад +38

      @@zackhanson4788 You know what? You're unbearabowl

    • @zackhanson4788
      @zackhanson4788 4 года назад +30

      @@finn596 I just can't bowlieve you'd say something like that.

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 года назад +26

      You are so bowld to talk to me like that.

  • @deckarddwizardd1909
    @deckarddwizardd1909 4 года назад +749

    "Fit what tho? Fit what?"
    Zach's face 🤣

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 года назад +13

      I know it's a joke but I'd like to tell him that it is VERY important the style, shape, and most importantly color of a new bowl has to fit your existing tableware. Or if it's not meant to go with other tableware, then it has to fit the wood of the table you put it on or the colors of the room it will be put in to look decorative.
      Bowls are serious business, man.

    • @sykrhd7093
      @sykrhd7093 4 года назад

      @@sleepysera o my god, i'm blown away

    • @darkerco804
      @darkerco804 3 года назад +2

      @@sykrhd7093 *bowln away
      sorry

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +4

      Idk if I'm just a Zac Oyama simp or what but just the way he delivers lines makes me laugh 😂👏

    • @kamille286
      @kamille286 Год назад +1

      Honestly when he said that I just responded "the cupboard" cuz I am a college student and that is a valid consideration XD

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 7 лет назад +4041

    I can't wait for the Superbowl commercial...

  • @flavioinnocenti204
    @flavioinnocenti204 6 лет назад +4513

    "We're all one"
    "We're all one"
    "We're all one"
    "We're all one"
    "It's an online store... for bowls?

  • @cwade620
    @cwade620 7 лет назад +302

    This is why I love Zac.

  • @authorinthedark
    @authorinthedark 5 лет назад +467

    Grant: alright we wanna do a collab with you any idea what the sketch might be about?
    Bobby: well I've got a crapton of bowls
    Grant: brilliant

  • @GraceMotley
    @GraceMotley 7 лет назад +8592

    Bowls doesn't seem like a real word anymore

    • @arccv
      @arccv 7 лет назад +102

      replace mentally with balls and it's even funnier

    • @SeanCanDance
      @SeanCanDance 7 лет назад +28

      Grace Motley omg I'm glad someone thought the same thing haha

    • @logansmith7517
      @logansmith7517 7 лет назад +4

      Red? Is that you?

    • @haywamasri
      @haywamasri 7 лет назад +1

      Grace Motley yh

    • @alend98
      @alend98 7 лет назад +9

      Vsauce had video about that

  • @amygdala9679
    @amygdala9679 7 лет назад +2948

    I just imagine all of them sitting in their meeting and brain storming which product they can parody these online companies with.
    Then Grant gets the idea to blindfold Katie and spin her trough the room, the first item she knocks over is the one they're gonna use. In the end it's Zac's cereal bowl and it spills all over him, that is why he is allowed to play the annoyed and confused one.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 лет назад +113

      Jam Brownies I want this to be true

    • @TazzleSundress
      @TazzleSundress 7 лет назад +22

      Jam Brownie omg I was just about to say the exact same thing!

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 лет назад +719

      Thank you for this brief CH fan-fic.

    • @Ian-bf4yk
      @Ian-bf4yk 7 лет назад +78

      CollegeHumor but how close to the truth is it

    • @awnaw5529
      @awnaw5529 7 лет назад +30

      CollegeHumor your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries

  • @TAPS147
    @TAPS147 7 лет назад +531

    Should have offered a 'which bowl are you?' Quiz

  • @ashestodust9483
    @ashestodust9483 5 лет назад +830

    Why aren't they in a bowl?
    Person: Because I don't want to wash another dish.

    • @prathammrabhakar2581
      @prathammrabhakar2581 4 года назад +1

      Wait. Y'all wash chips bowls?

    • @ulvschmidt7174
      @ulvschmidt7174 4 года назад +39

      @@prathammrabhakar2581 yeah? Unless I emediatly put in new snacks but I am not putting a greasy bowl back in the cupboard

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 года назад +9

      @@prathammrabhakar2581 Good luck with the cockroaches!

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 года назад +7

      That's totally me. Whenever I make powder mac I eat it out of the pan. Why wash another bowl?

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 года назад +8

      @@prathammrabhakar2581 what else would you do with them

  • @lawsonwalker2734
    @lawsonwalker2734 6 лет назад +2390

    I just had an idea Plates

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 6 лет назад +2594

    "Human beings have a wonderful tradition of food, and feeding each other."
    Yep that is true, check "putting random statement of truth that sounds deep but isn't" off your to do list😄

    • @scotto9857
      @scotto9857 5 лет назад +16

      Sammuel Parris thanks yous for explanins the joke x

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee 4 года назад +33

      Human beings have a wonderful tradition of breathing, and taking in oxygen around each other.

    • @SilkySkill
      @SilkySkill 3 года назад +2

      Say whaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 2 года назад +1

      @@loverrlee such beautiful words

    • @gentrydean3789
      @gentrydean3789 2 года назад +2

      *Proceeds to become slightly emotional

  • @dougmcfarlane
    @dougmcfarlane 7 лет назад +276

    I just bought their new *Bowl X!* Finally, now my bowl recognizes me.

  • @christinaa.1165
    @christinaa.1165 4 года назад +119

    The part about “human beings have a wonderful tradition of food” always gets me 😂😂

  • @WhiskeyBrewer
    @WhiskeyBrewer 7 лет назад +2044

    I just love that Zac is WTF

    • @mochimo93
      @mochimo93 7 лет назад +34

      i love it when they just cut right where zac is talking lol

    • @danielgilbert8489
      @danielgilbert8489 7 лет назад +8

      CommentCop 666 isn't the chicken joke a dark underlying double meaning for reaching "the other side of life"

    • @oscarnemo8084
      @oscarnemo8084 7 лет назад +7

      To add to Dwargs' answer, "the other side" can also mean the afterlife. As such, it's quite the anti-joke in that the chicken either made to to the other side of the road or to the other "other side" death, possibly because it was suicidal. It's thus a play on words as well as expectations.

    • @danielgilbert8489
      @danielgilbert8489 7 лет назад +2

      Oscar Nemo like that's what I meant😂

    • @marccastel92
      @marccastel92 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah Zac shut up lol just go with it lol

  • @NarmiPerfect
    @NarmiPerfect 7 лет назад +1451

    Them saying bowls so much made me forget what bowls even meant

    • @yeyu8521
      @yeyu8521 6 лет назад +9

      BAWLZ

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 6 лет назад +2

      That happens sometimes

    • @lsh3505
      @lsh3505 6 лет назад

      BALLZ

    • @Au16227
      @Au16227 6 лет назад +1

      A bowl can be whatever you want it to be

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 лет назад

      Narmi Perfect
      Same!

  • @madcabbage5281
    @madcabbage5281 7 лет назад +792

    Making the world a better place, one bowl at a time.

    • @jeremyf9124
      @jeremyf9124 6 лет назад

      The bamboo bowl here is the Blanda Matt from Ikea. It has a round indentation on the bottom.

    • @mylaiza4992
      @mylaiza4992 6 лет назад

      I got that reference.

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier Год назад +1

      @@jeremyf9124 yet another great “reply meant to be a comment”

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 лет назад +221

    I like supporting my local bowl store.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 года назад +2

      But bowl stores aren't even a thing ;x
      You can only buy them at furniture stores (which tend to be outside of town) and maaybe sometimes supermarkets or interior decoration stores have a few (which is a very small selection).
      That's way too much effort. I buy all my bowls online!

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +4

      @@sleepysera do you buy at Oyster and Toot?

  • @obsidianwolf3756
    @obsidianwolf3756 7 лет назад +2983

    For a second, I though Moynihan was Trapp in really good makeup

    • @tunesbyvik
      @tunesbyvik 7 лет назад +30

      He is from SNL and I thought I saw him somewhere lol

    • @fiemouse
      @fiemouse 7 лет назад +2

      So did I ^-^'

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 7 лет назад +8

      He is also Louie from Ducktales

    • @selenayu9837
      @selenayu9837 7 лет назад +27

      it took me two months to realize that it WASNT trapp

    • @nymin7358
      @nymin7358 7 лет назад +4

      I thought it was Sam

  • @hannahyrocks12
    @hannahyrocks12 7 лет назад +104

    Once I tried this product, my life was changed. I grew up in a culture where we weren't allowed free use of bowls. We always ate cereal and everything else out of mugs and what not. So when I ordered this, it was like a new experience. I felt included in this, most companies don't take all their customers into account. Thank you bobby for this wonderful product.

  • @jameshetherington1
    @jameshetherington1 6 лет назад +4065

    I couldn’t see a link in the description

    • @DocBrown-tr8hg
      @DocBrown-tr8hg 5 лет назад +4

      If he was talking in an English accent every time he said bowl it would have been worse

    • @spare1981
      @spare1981 5 лет назад

      @@DocBrown-tr8hg why lol

    • @DocBrown-tr8hg
      @DocBrown-tr8hg 5 лет назад

      Spare it would sound like balls

    • @andriyshapovalov8886
      @andriyshapovalov8886 4 года назад +1

      I did the same comment but yours was earlier ;(

    • @adamramirez3866
      @adamramirez3866 4 года назад +2

      THATS CUZ ITS FAKE! ITS NOT A REAL THING STUPID! HAHA POOPOO HEAD! XDXDXD😂LOL

  • @pallavipardeshi5896
    @pallavipardeshi5896 6 лет назад +41

    This instantly reminded me of the SNL song Back Home Ballers with Leslie singing "bowls bowls all types of bowls" 😂

  • @AM-rt8ky
    @AM-rt8ky 6 лет назад +2875

    The problem is.....they convinced me.If it wasn't for zach and if this wasn't a sketch video ,I would Definitely have bought their bowls.

    • @Redorgreenful
      @Redorgreenful 6 лет назад +87

      niwzdlaw You would pay $45 for a bowl?

    • @MedievalGenie
      @MedievalGenie 6 лет назад +119

      That's some expensive tack, a bowl for $45.
      Would you be interested in my Artisan Spoons made of steel mixed with chromium, known as ultra "stainless" spoons?

    • @idontcare7340
      @idontcare7340 6 лет назад +23

      Pc Genie I hope it doesn't cost $45 per fuck**g spoon.

    • @gargiedsouza8902
      @gargiedsouza8902 6 лет назад

      niwzdlaw ikr

    • @McScott76
      @McScott76 6 лет назад +65

      You're a "Hello Fresh" or "Blue Apron" customer aren't you? When those two companies came out, I was like, "Yes! Finally someone found a way to supply ridiculously small portions of produce, combine it with a pretentious recipe I could find for free online and ship to me once a week for a huge mark-up -- thereby supplying two of the 21 meals I had to shop for this week. That should save me roughly 4 minutes when I make my weekly grocery run!"

  • @jzmistymorning2967
    @jzmistymorning2967 7 лет назад +146

    Should have called the company "Bowl Movement".

    • @cmreads1209
      @cmreads1209 7 лет назад +1

      Jaco Z That's a bit too similar to bowel movement.

    • @EzekielDean
      @EzekielDean 7 лет назад +1

      xxcandyloverxx ...duh

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +3

      xxcandyloverxx That’s the joke.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 25 дней назад

      Unironically great

  • @nolovenohate
    @nolovenohate 7 лет назад +815

    Shut up and take my money!

  • @REIN900
    @REIN900 4 года назад +165

    When Rekah said: “we are all one 👁👄👁”
    I felt that 😞

    • @Rob25AZ
      @Rob25AZ 4 года назад +1

      Right??? So real

  • @VishyAnand007
    @VishyAnand007 7 лет назад +289

    "Bobby Moynihan, the comedy guy, he started a bowl company for the internet"

  • @rachelp2992
    @rachelp2992 7 лет назад +863

    Bowls bowls bowls bowls bowls _jeez it doesn't even sound like a real word any more_

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад +1262

    "Not everything needs to be online"

    • @pinquinsam4812
      @pinquinsam4812 6 лет назад +18

      Arceus Lord of Creation yes yes it does

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 6 лет назад +5

      Arceus Lord of Creation LIES

    • @marcd7332
      @marcd7332 6 лет назад +8

      Amazon didn’t get the memo

    • @rizhtrainer
      @rizhtrainer 6 лет назад +1

      Juicero

    • @javierburgos7
      @javierburgos7 6 лет назад +2

      actually in china there are no physical stores
      anymore. everything is bought and sold online. mind blowing!!

  • @saurabht3540
    @saurabht3540 4 года назад +283

    I have an idea..... How could nobody ever thought about it:: a bowl with no depth... A flat bowl

    • @dutchpangermanist5673
      @dutchpangermanist5673 3 года назад +25

      A frisbee?

    • @talesfromatiredmind4785
      @talesfromatiredmind4785 3 года назад +17

      @@dutchpangermanist5673 no a plate

    • @fikatrouvaille3670
      @fikatrouvaille3670 3 года назад +26

      @@talesfromatiredmind4785 no, no, plates have a shallow indentation and a foot underneath, they're not completely flat. They meant... A Cutting Board.

    • @shyeline5007
      @shyeline5007 3 года назад +10

      @@fikatrouvaille3670 A ROUNDBOARD

    • @bustosadrian
      @bustosadrian 3 года назад +6

      Like the Earth?

  • @hezkiw
    @hezkiw 6 лет назад +751

    Oyster and Toot is actually a good name

  • @MattJasa
    @MattJasa 7 лет назад +2001

    Ohhhh BOWLS... This whole time I was thinking Hats

    • @dogcat6221
      @dogcat6221 7 лет назад +12

      I was thinking of balls

    • @lightning8942
      @lightning8942 7 лет назад

      How they said bowls the hole time

    • @MattJasa
      @MattJasa 7 лет назад +5

      I kept thinking it fits weird on my head after I bought it

    • @zmandyce
      @zmandyce 7 лет назад +1

      bowl cuts

    • @Odseparator
      @Odseparator 7 лет назад +3

      You can use Bowl as Hat! They are great!

  • @dastardlycrook6443
    @dastardlycrook6443 6 лет назад +223

    I actually am in love with that whistle score near the end

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 6 лет назад

      Link anyone?

    • @zaggernut5054
      @zaggernut5054 5 лет назад

      pretty sure the instrument's called a theremin. you play without touching the instrument

  • @snowwonder9814
    @snowwonder9814 5 лет назад +219

    Captions make this even funnier:
    "You gotta go to the bull store"
    "Awkward balls showroom"
    "They were just regular balls from the store not from the internet"
    "You can hold the ball in your hand like not everything has to be online right"

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 5 лет назад +6

      Wouldn't be surprised if they picked bowls for the perfect combination of something mundane to fixate on with something that sounds funny to say out loud

  • @frydfish4934
    @frydfish4934 7 лет назад +2232

    Bullshit. This is way too well edited

    • @Yoyoitsyoji
      @Yoyoitsyoji 6 лет назад +219

      Cryo Phobica bowlshit

    • @frydfish4934
      @frydfish4934 6 лет назад +53

      Aidan Marry me

    • @roflsirofthelawl216
      @roflsirofthelawl216 6 лет назад +19

      I think you mean, Bowlshit...

    • @NBenns
      @NBenns 6 лет назад +2

      Damn, you already beat me to the pun! XD

    • @lukedarkheart7140
      @lukedarkheart7140 6 лет назад +1

      HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE MEDIUM YET, MR. TROLL? Your comment is way too spelled correctly. YOU'RE A FAKE TROLL.

  • @rebecapolancoo732
    @rebecapolancoo732 7 лет назад +220

    I feel highly mesmerized and attacked at the same time

  • @mureithikivuti
    @mureithikivuti 7 лет назад +111

    Proof that anything will look practical if you put it in a commercial

  • @stepheninczech
    @stepheninczech 4 года назад +632

    They joke, but watching this actually makes me want to buy a bowl online.

    • @MosukaDreamer
      @MosukaDreamer 4 года назад +22

      Don't buy one for $45.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 4 года назад +23

      Same. Seeing this wide variety of bowls makes me feel like my own selection is still lacking - and I do have quite a few bowls to call my own already. But there are some really pretty ones in there...I'd pay 45$ for that °-°

    • @floppydisk9541
      @floppydisk9541 3 года назад +2

      Me too. Not gonna lie, those bowls are gorgeous, it would fits on my table for snacks, or my lap while watching Netflix.

    • @stepheninczech
      @stepheninczech 3 года назад

      @@floppydisk9541 I MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!

    • @madsniperD
      @madsniperD 3 года назад

      Yep and then consider that restaurants would be interested in all kinds of statement-piece bowls and you realize, this would actually work.

  • @Night_Wood
    @Night_Wood 7 лет назад +535

    Unbelievabowl

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 7 лет назад +215

    "When you think about it...we're all one."
    "We're all one!"
    "We're all one."
    "It's an online store for bowls?"

  • @Alaylaria
    @Alaylaria 7 лет назад +1427

    $45? That's bowlshit.

    • @Tazmaniaemt
      @Tazmaniaemt 7 лет назад +4

      Alaylaria please make this top comment EVERYONE

    • @devastorm356
      @devastorm356 7 лет назад +15

      Alaylaria well, it doesn't seem that bad, considering the new iBowl X is $1000.

    • @mmorris7419
      @mmorris7419 7 лет назад +2

      Alaylaria: I see what you did there! XD

    • @darexinfinity
      @darexinfinity 7 лет назад +2

      You can also shit in the bowls!

    • @cortpet403
      @cortpet403 7 лет назад

      It sounds even funnier when you say it out loud!

  • @Asaiiku
    @Asaiiku 4 года назад +9

    2:16 His expression was so perfect, with the trembling lips and everything

  • @ekka2981
    @ekka2981 7 лет назад +2336

    I have bowls

    • @ExtremeRazor980
      @ExtremeRazor980 7 лет назад +32

      eKKA OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    • @lukescheponik9285
      @lukescheponik9285 7 лет назад

      eKKA I

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 7 лет назад +24

      Wow guys. Not every can afford bowls. Check your privilege. (Joke)

    • @soupreme2154
      @soupreme2154 7 лет назад +15

      I dunno man. I'm pretty partial to plates

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 7 лет назад

      J Troxler I spy w my little eye, a jacksfilms fan

  • @Glennjamyyyn
    @Glennjamyyyn 7 лет назад +589

    Holy shit Bobby himself wow!

    • @capitancoolo1
      @capitancoolo1 7 лет назад +8

      Ikr How'd they land a C lister like Bobby Fucking Moynihan?

    • @Dj-id9dn
      @Dj-id9dn 6 лет назад

      This proves how many hilarious people are on college humor, Colton Dunn, Janet (from the good place, idk her real name), him

    • @xordcore
      @xordcore 6 лет назад

      Dylan Janet's actor's name is D'arcy Carden if that's who you're thinking of. They also had Mindy's actor cameo in Bad Internet.

    • @miadestroyerofworlds5735
      @miadestroyerofworlds5735 6 лет назад

      College humor has gotten a lot of big people. They got Lin Manuel Miranda at one point

  • @aleksijevujovic7262
    @aleksijevujovic7262 7 лет назад +61

    *'IF YOUR BOWL DOESN'T FIT'*
    god damn you're geniusues

  • @AlphaTests
    @AlphaTests 5 лет назад +489

    Where can I buy these bowls!!!

    • @alphatwist2191
      @alphatwist2191 4 года назад +5

      At the store

    • @alphatwist2191
      @alphatwist2191 3 года назад +7

      Oh shit our yt names are nearly the same!

    • @williamlucente2599
      @williamlucente2599 3 года назад +1

      @@alphatwist2191 cool!

    • @aphyTTR
      @aphyTTR 3 года назад

      @@alphatwist2191 that is kinda cool tbf

    • @rucjos
      @rucjos 3 года назад

      @@alphatwist2191 see, bowls unite us

  • @poonki3951
    @poonki3951 7 лет назад +131

    this somehow made me appreciate bowls

  • @adrianabaj6217
    @adrianabaj6217 7 лет назад +222

    One thing that would have made this even better than it is: some sort of connection to your smart phone

    • @Icanfigureitoutintime
      @Icanfigureitoutintime 7 лет назад +22

      Adriana Baj Bowltooth?

    • @jacopobertolotti5025
      @jacopobertolotti5025 7 лет назад +18

      Smartbowls are the future!

    • @MikeTsunami98
      @MikeTsunami98 7 лет назад +12

      "Apple now presents: the iBowl. For $999.99."

    • @Mac15001900
      @Mac15001900 7 лет назад +15

      The new Smartbowls™ have a built in scale that can send a notification (via Bowltooth™) to your phone when they are empty! No more forgetting to refill a bowl at a party!

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 7 лет назад +5

      You can download the Oyster & Toot (TM) app, enter in what you're putting in your bowl, and count your calories. Your bowl's smart integration will instantly know how many calories are left in the bowl.

  • @luqmans458
    @luqmans458 7 лет назад +352

    He has bowls to do this.

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 3 года назад +36

    In a sketch like this where everyone plays along except one person, Zac plays a skeptic so well

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 6 лет назад +358

    Jack black was great here

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 6 лет назад +9

      Wrong panda lol 🐼

    • @chooseyourcharacter2698
      @chooseyourcharacter2698 6 лет назад +5

      CN What I'm Saiyan?
      Ice bear sees reference. Needs more ducks.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 лет назад +1

      That's not Jack Black! That's Artie Lange with a fake beard. Duh! :D

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 5 лет назад +1

      Are you guys talking about Brorape? That's going old school for my old school peeps back when youtube was first around and Childish Gambino was just "That Brorape guy"

    • @nikolaybababooey7644
      @nikolaybababooey7644 5 лет назад

      vsgfilmgroup whoosh

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 7 лет назад +83

    70% of all Shark Tank pitches right there.

  • @Wet_
    @Wet_ 7 лет назад +355

    *eats cereal out of mug while watching*

  • @TheAndersDanilet
    @TheAndersDanilet 4 года назад +74

    Don’t waste your time with all these different bowls. Buy the Omnibowl from Spishak instead!

  • @Dover939
    @Dover939 7 лет назад +237

    get smartbowls with bowl-based bowling ball wifi bowls

  • @FrumpybutSuperSmart
    @FrumpybutSuperSmart 7 лет назад +1380

    You said bowl too many times, it stopped sounding like a real word.

    • @rielo9725
      @rielo9725 7 лет назад +16

      Caer Ibormeith I understood that reference...

    • @marvibun
      @marvibun 7 лет назад +15

      "Bowl... Bowl... Bowl..?"

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 7 лет назад +3

      Bowels

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 7 лет назад +18

      THIS IS BOWLSHIT

    • @BrazenSolar
      @BrazenSolar 7 лет назад +12

      It's called semantic satiation, ironically. Say that like twice and it loses meaning.

  • @finnhurley775
    @finnhurley775 7 лет назад +136

    Thanks. Now the world bowl sounds wierd

    • @ChazoAnwah
      @ChazoAnwah 7 лет назад +1

      Finn Hurley the world is a bowel

  • @Moley1Moleo
    @Moley1Moleo 4 года назад +266

    "Not everything has to be online, right?"
    Hmm, I got news for you, Zac.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 года назад +5

      THIS AGED WELL - 2020

    • @thelonegoomba3782
      @thelonegoomba3782 3 года назад +5

      @@benvoliothefirst it hasn’t even been a year since the comment was posted

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 7 лет назад +349

    1 star
    I tried to go bowling with my bowl, but it wouldn't knock down the pins, and in fact one of them broke.
    I find this to be a scam.
    DO NOT BUY

    • @KiwiPowerNZ
      @KiwiPowerNZ 7 лет назад +1

      You need bowling bowls, then it will work.

    • @sasom7274
      @sasom7274 6 лет назад

      You probably didn’t throw it correctly

  • @whoisa_aron
    @whoisa_aron 7 лет назад +116

    Fit what though? fit what?

  • @e.p.4343
    @e.p.4343 7 лет назад +253

    To be honest, those are some nice bowls they are holding.

    • @arza525
      @arza525 6 лет назад +1

      I thought for a sec your pic is a woman’s tits,..i am disappointed

    • @jakoda2514
      @jakoda2514 6 лет назад +1

      ARZA I am also

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 6 лет назад +3

      ARZA yes fellow straights, I am also disappointed that it was not breasts. Because I am a straight man just like you. And I love breasts. And being straight. Vagina.

    • @fletchercalderbank8498
      @fletchercalderbank8498 6 лет назад

      what should my name be? I dunno don't ask me We should hook up sometime

    • @linnycrocus6023
      @linnycrocus6023 6 лет назад

      I like that Katie's had wind coming from it for no reason.

  • @mvk9418
    @mvk9418 5 лет назад +81

    I’ve heard the word “bowl” way too many times now

  • @NikGushue
    @NikGushue 7 лет назад +53

    Me before: Aw look a nice video that'll parody startup
    Me during: Is that Bobby Moynahan?
    Me after: That was bobby fucking moynahan.

  • @TexasGTO
    @TexasGTO 7 лет назад +63

    The word bowl lost all meaning...

  • @RobertLoyale
    @RobertLoyale 7 лет назад +145

    Bowls are truly a dumb start up lol..Until you actually need some for breakfast. Thanks for the Apple (I mean Bowl) reveal lol

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 7 лет назад +6

      Introducing... THE iBOWL!

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 7 лет назад +4

      CaTastrophy427 it has facial recognition

  • @KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI
    @KALAPANAPOCHIHANALEI 6 лет назад +6

    The filmography in this was stunning and so spot on.... I watch this when I need a laugh.

  • @lizzytatam3512
    @lizzytatam3512 7 лет назад +234

    I actually sort of want this website to exist...

    • @halomorningstar967
      @halomorningstar967 7 лет назад +42

      Welshie Ranger Amazon doesn't offer an individualized bowl profile service or allow you to upload selfies so you can see how you personally interact with the bowls they offer. With this startup, bowls are no longer a one-size-fits-all product that often don't fit you right, make you uncomfortable, and end up sitting unused in the cupboard because they just aren't right for you. Who hasn't experienced that, or maybe just never bought a bowl in the first place because nothing was available to guide them through the experience? And the best part, giving back by donating bowls to places where bowls are unavailable - Amazon doesn't even do what some startups like this do, which is claim to donate their product but in reality they do "workshops" to teach people how to use local materials to make a shitty version of the product. I sometimes wonder if "workshop" actually means "sweatshop" and is a clever way of getting their product made for cheap while presenting it as education and "a hand up" for people in 3rd world countries. Fantastic, right?

    • @halomorningstar967
      @halomorningstar967 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, sometimes I think about how books are written, all those words about stuff that isn't real, and I laugh and laugh at those dumbass writers

    • @halomorningstar967
      @halomorningstar967 6 лет назад +3

      John Barlow Bothered? I was having fun. It's how nerds do.

    • @dinidusamaranayake3266
      @dinidusamaranayake3266 6 лет назад

      curious morningstar Nice m8

    • @dinidusamaranayake3266
      @dinidusamaranayake3266 6 лет назад

      Same Aloof Same

  • @AndresFirte
    @AndresFirte 7 лет назад +12

    In my opinion this video should be the "main video" of CH. You can really understand what this channel is about with this video, most videos of CH are about analyzing the absurdity of life and our society, and this video shows it perfectly. Also this video shows that CH is a channel that cares for details and has a very good production team. The lights are excellent, the clothes were picked perfectly, the acting is great and funny, the photography is excellent with a lot of great shots, and the editing of the video shows that just like they can write a funny dialogue, they can also edit the video to make it even funnier, for example when Zac says "not everything has to be online right?" while the picture fades to white, interrupting Zac. Also it shows that they care about details like the bowl internet page, the bowl store logo, and the amazing music, it shows how much effort and dedication has the video.

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 6 лет назад +1

      I thinkl it would get them sponsors as well, because they have a perfect bland between serious advertisement and absurd humor.

    • @AndresFirte
      @AndresFirte 3 года назад

      @Wizard Lizard reading it again 3 years later, I’d rate it 7/10 too. I repeat myself too much

  • @sofiacalderon3325
    @sofiacalderon3325 7 лет назад +179

    I know this is supposed to be a joke and all, but I really love bowls

    • @cafenightster4548
      @cafenightster4548 7 лет назад +7

      Sofia Calderon Bowls are old stoned age crap, cupped hands are the new thing.

    • @shoushikochou
      @shoushikochou 7 лет назад +1

      Ikr I'm waiting for ipaper

  • @Vixorous
    @Vixorous 4 года назад +8

    Just got my first bowl and I could not be happier with it. It's honestly blowing my mind how good it is.

  • @Greendragon434
    @Greendragon434 6 лет назад +55

    "I'll just give money to a charity separately...." 💕

    • @jayyyzeee6409
      @jayyyzeee6409 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, but he won't though. Think of the children...without bowls.

  • @TheKingsGamingClub
    @TheKingsGamingClub 7 лет назад +51

    Every time they say bowl it gets faster

  • @baowolf0011
    @baowolf0011 6 лет назад +134

    This was fantastically stupid. Love it

  • @tworice
    @tworice 4 года назад +12

    i really like rekha’s makeup in this video 🥺🥺

  • @veronicagary7405
    @veronicagary7405 6 лет назад +383

    "we're all one"
    "we're all one"
    "we're all... One!"
    "It's an... online store,,, for bowls?"

  • @EvolutionofAviation
    @EvolutionofAviation 7 лет назад +1147

    FINALLY!
    *For too long I've been waiting for my perfect bowl... all my bowls have permanent green in them... if you know what I mean*

  • @waver7275
    @waver7275 7 лет назад +94

    ‘Oh, that is seriously deep!’
    Katie, why?

    • @phersephonia3706
      @phersephonia3706 5 лет назад +1

      @@Joanropo Bold of you to assume she wasn't already on Pornhub

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 6 лет назад +2

    The skeptic/realist in this video was *_perfect !!_*

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 7 лет назад +45

    I like how Zac is always the logical one XD

  • @ConsoleCleric
    @ConsoleCleric 6 лет назад +204

    I just started a kickstarter for spoons.

  • @pcarrierorange
    @pcarrierorange 7 лет назад +24

    Grant cupping his hands saying 'holding the _bowls_ ' cracked me up

  • @Whawpenshaw
    @Whawpenshaw 3 года назад +19

    I come back to watch this regularly. Makes me honestly want to buy a new set of bowls. My current ones are too small and shallow.

  • @SourabhDas95
    @SourabhDas95 7 лет назад +56

    Is this the humble origins of the Super Bowl?

  • @ErikeAbbegale
    @ErikeAbbegale 7 лет назад +65

    Bobby Moynihan from SNL?? I love that guy!!

  • @frerardforever5445
    @frerardforever5445 7 лет назад +72

    This needs to be on Shark Tank

  • @maddy2624
    @maddy2624 6 лет назад +9

    This will forever be one of my favorite college humour sketch

  • @Samichnow
    @Samichnow 7 лет назад +122

    You know when you say a word enough it loses it's meaning? Well wtf is a bowl?

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 лет назад +7

      It's like a wide cup

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 7 лет назад +3

      Imagine a pipe without a stem and bigger. Or half the earth but with the hot part scooped out and way, way smaller. Or the top half of a human skull except it can hold stuff other than brains. Or a straw except way wider, closed at one end, not made out of plastic, not as long, and you don't just suck stuff out of it. Hope that helps!

    • @bigboymeme4233
      @bigboymeme4233 7 лет назад +1

      Its *BOWLS*

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 7 лет назад +601

    Looks like Bobby Moynihan couldn't keep working with a piece of toast in Saturday Night Live. They had some real creative differences.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 лет назад +26

      FutbolVinotinto21 hey did you know that Lorenzo Music played Garfield in the cartoon and Bill Murray played him in the movie, and he also played Bill Murray's character in the Ghostbusters TV show?

    • @uneek35
      @uneek35 7 лет назад +20

      I stopped watching after A Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See it All left. How could they fire their best talent?

    • @dotkor2023
      @dotkor2023 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah Rick already said that.

    • @dashielemerson4620
      @dashielemerson4620 7 лет назад +4

      RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @tomg.9589
      @tomg.9589 7 лет назад +1

      Kor, I guarantee you're under 15 years old. What a baby.

  • @jamesgiwa427
    @jamesgiwa427 7 лет назад +49

    Can't believe the guy from SNL is in this.

  • @jeremiahv6498
    @jeremiahv6498 5 лет назад +111

    "Complete Vertical Bowl Integration"...
    Okay, no more youtube for the rest of the day. LMFAO

  • @soul23110
    @soul23110 6 лет назад +340

    How to make a collegehumor video:
    Make a video with all crazy characters and have one of them act normal.

    • @dragoncatsage3049
      @dragoncatsage3049 6 лет назад +27

      summer roses do you not get that that's how most comedy is set up? Like cmon man it's not just there thing it's bill murreys whole career.

    • @rickycarrillo7821
      @rickycarrillo7821 5 лет назад +15

      summer roses that’s literally how you write a comedy sketch. Everyone’s insane and one person isn’t. They actually forget sometimes that’s how you’re supposed to do it and they write everyone as insane and it stops being funny

    • @kilianamado5451
      @kilianamado5451 5 лет назад +19

      it's called the straight man. Welcome to comedy. Check out key and peele. Usually One of them is the straight man and one isn't and it's interesting to watch them play both and switch it around,

    • @feliciaroyers1646
      @feliciaroyers1646 5 лет назад +3

      Or all normal and one crazy

    • @Pingalu2
      @Pingalu2 5 лет назад +1

      Basically half of SNL's sketches

  • @riftserene
    @riftserene 7 лет назад +356

    Yeah, these start-ups are usually bowlshit.

    • @ThatGuyHulian
      @ThatGuyHulian 7 лет назад +2

      Riftlight the NightWing get out

    • @kindzadza134
      @kindzadza134 7 лет назад

      But... but... but... Jewcero....

  • @RossAshmore
    @RossAshmore 7 лет назад +38

    Bowly shit, I'm sold.

  • @teteeheeted
    @teteeheeted 3 года назад +2

    I still can’t believe they got Bobby Moynihan for this video.