Every Dumb Start-Up Ever
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores, and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change? Bobby Moynihan stars in the new CBS comedy Me, Myself & I Premiering Monday, Sept. 25 at 9:30/8:30c: bit.ly/2x9vFrD
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CAST
Bobby Moynihan
Grant O’Brien
Katie Marovitch
Zac Oyama
Rekha Shankar
Raphael Chestang
CREW
Director - Ryan Moulton
Writer - Grant O’Brien
Producer - Pamela Robison
Production Coordinator - Kate Strauss
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC - Chris Macdonald
2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
Key Grip - Misael Pastor
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Lesa Greenfield
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Esmeralda Pelayo
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Content Management Assistant - Caroline Langella
Content Management Assistant - Jane Cripe
Editor - Ryan Moulton
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Brittany Joyner - Assistant Editor
Matt Decker - Assistant Editor
A.J. Bedard - Assistant Editor
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Why was the slogan not, "BE BOWLD"
Oooh that's good!
Wow I was totally bowled over by that one.
Because they're being low bowler about it
You, sir, ARE A GENIUS! I tip my hat to you!🎩
This is why RUclips should have gold like reddit (not that I would actually have any to give lol) great slogan 👍
“Not everything has to be online” what a blissful time we used to live in.
Tbh administration online is x100 better
I used to get so frustrated trying to convince my grandparents that one day, everything would be on the internet. Now I wish I had been wrong. It really sounded way more exciting in theory...
@@LunarEleven don't worry eventually the internet will be intergraded with your brain and run on thought waves... No none of that nonesense about implants but biological tech that creates telepathic internet!!!
"Sorry just wanted to say something that sounds cool in theory but is deeply flawed in practice or at even the most basic extra thought..."
Yeah, I miss driving 30 minutes to the next town over only to find the only place that carries what I’m looking for doesn’t have it in stock.
@@samanfang5139 Happened to me all the time. Also online shopping isn't a dystopia. Relax and take a walk outside or something.
the reveal that Bobby Moynihan is playing himself in this video is top tier
The comedy guy? I laughed so hard.
Ayyyy yooo Bobby!!! I used to laugh so hard when he was on SNL! 😂
SNL for life
I like how they named the fake company Oyster and Toot. Usually high profile companies have these obscure names where part of the name sounds funny but you don’t want to make fun of them because they are prestigious.
Darrell Lim just like the real company Boll&Branch
Incredibly obvious jokes are incredibly obvious, didn’t you hear?
Those reminded me of arpel and cliff
Like Hogwarts, such a prestigious school...
Heckler and Koch reminds of this because I always think of cocks
Well this is not realistic. A real startup would make a smartbowl with a complementary app and wifi.
isiTsotsi And the app tells you when your bowl is empty
And the app has ads.
BowlEro
loooooooooool
The bowl should also have smart light functionality
"Did he say $45? That's bowlsh*t"
I hate and love you
@@xxrulecluexx5118 Unbelievabowl.
@@zackhanson4788 You know what? You're unbearabowl
@@finn596 I just can't bowlieve you'd say something like that.
You are so bowld to talk to me like that.
"We're all one"
"We're all one"
"We're all one"
"We're all one"
"It's an online store... for bowls?
..."bowls?"
Were bowls
No, for BALLS!!
The weeds over there
@Ice Adventures it’s called amazon
I actually have that big wooden bowl from Ikea that Keith is holding, its pretty nice.
the blue and green ones are from Ikea too, this is just a cast member writing off their Ikea trip as a business expense
how tall is Keith anyway?
It took me five minutes to get that joke and I hate you for making it
I want to like ur comment but it’s at 69 and that’s too NICE!
@@barrybatholemewbenson2350 Coronavirus
I just imagine all of them sitting in their meeting and brain storming which product they can parody these online companies with.
Then Grant gets the idea to blindfold Katie and spin her trough the room, the first item she knocks over is the one they're gonna use. In the end it's Zac's cereal bowl and it spills all over him, that is why he is allowed to play the annoyed and confused one.
Jam Brownies I want this to be true
Jam Brownie omg I was just about to say the exact same thing!
Thank you for this brief CH fan-fic.
CollegeHumor but how close to the truth is it
CollegeHumor your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries
Bowls doesn't seem like a real word anymore
replace mentally with balls and it's even funnier
Grace Motley omg I'm glad someone thought the same thing haha
Red? Is that you?
Grace Motley yh
Vsauce had video about that
I can't wait for the Superbowl commercial...
CJusticeHappen21 super-BOWL 😂
Diego Goh, hey! You got the joke
John Constantine mission accomplished
CJusticeHappen21 god dam it
Oh god the bad PUN!!!!!!!
"Fit what tho? Fit what?"
Zach's face 🤣
I know it's a joke but I'd like to tell him that it is VERY important the style, shape, and most importantly color of a new bowl has to fit your existing tableware. Or if it's not meant to go with other tableware, then it has to fit the wood of the table you put it on or the colors of the room it will be put in to look decorative.
Bowls are serious business, man.
@@sleepysera o my god, i'm blown away
@@sykrhd7093 *bowln away
sorry
Idk if I'm just a Zac Oyama simp or what but just the way he delivers lines makes me laugh 😂👏
Honestly when he said that I just responded "the cupboard" cuz I am a college student and that is a valid consideration XD
Should have offered a 'which bowl are you?' Quiz
I just had an idea Plates
Bowls are inherently and objectively better than plates.
Genius.
Could you bowl-plate it?
Careful there.
😵
"Human beings have a wonderful tradition of food, and feeding each other."
Yep that is true, check "putting random statement of truth that sounds deep but isn't" off your to do list😄
Sammuel Parris thanks yous for explanins the joke x
Human beings have a wonderful tradition of breathing, and taking in oxygen around each other.
Say whaaaaaaaaaaa!
@@loverrlee such beautiful words
*Proceeds to become slightly emotional
Grant: alright we wanna do a collab with you any idea what the sketch might be about?
Bobby: well I've got a crapton of bowls
Grant: brilliant
I just love that Zac is WTF
i love it when they just cut right where zac is talking lol
CommentCop 666 isn't the chicken joke a dark underlying double meaning for reaching "the other side of life"
To add to Dwargs' answer, "the other side" can also mean the afterlife. As such, it's quite the anti-joke in that the chicken either made to to the other side of the road or to the other "other side" death, possibly because it was suicidal. It's thus a play on words as well as expectations.
Oscar Nemo like that's what I meant😂
Yeah Zac shut up lol just go with it lol
I just bought their new *Bowl X!* Finally, now my bowl recognizes me.
Doug McFarlane 😂😂😂
Bullshit. This is way too well edited
Cryo Phobica bowlshit
Aidan Marry me
I think you mean, Bowlshit...
Damn, you already beat me to the pun! XD
HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE MEDIUM YET, MR. TROLL? Your comment is way too spelled correctly. YOU'RE A FAKE TROLL.
Why aren't they in a bowl?
Person: Because I don't want to wash another dish.
Wait. Y'all wash chips bowls?
@@prathammrabhakar2581 yeah? Unless I emediatly put in new snacks but I am not putting a greasy bowl back in the cupboard
@@prathammrabhakar2581 Good luck with the cockroaches!
That's totally me. Whenever I make powder mac I eat it out of the pan. Why wash another bowl?
@@prathammrabhakar2581 what else would you do with them
This is why I love Zac.
Them saying bowls so much made me forget what bowls even meant
BAWLZ
That happens sometimes
BALLZ
A bowl can be whatever you want it to be
Narmi Perfect
Same!
I couldn’t see a link in the description
If he was talking in an English accent every time he said bowl it would have been worse
@@DocBrown-tr8hg why lol
Spare it would sound like balls
I did the same comment but yours was earlier ;(
THATS CUZ ITS FAKE! ITS NOT A REAL THING STUPID! HAHA POOPOO HEAD! XDXDXD😂LOL
The part about “human beings have a wonderful tradition of food” always gets me 😂😂
The problem is.....they convinced me.If it wasn't for zach and if this wasn't a sketch video ,I would Definitely have bought their bowls.
niwzdlaw You would pay $45 for a bowl?
That's some expensive tack, a bowl for $45.
Would you be interested in my Artisan Spoons made of steel mixed with chromium, known as ultra "stainless" spoons?
Pc Genie I hope it doesn't cost $45 per fuck**g spoon.
niwzdlaw ikr
You're a "Hello Fresh" or "Blue Apron" customer aren't you? When those two companies came out, I was like, "Yes! Finally someone found a way to supply ridiculously small portions of produce, combine it with a pretentious recipe I could find for free online and ship to me once a week for a huge mark-up -- thereby supplying two of the 21 meals I had to shop for this week. That should save me roughly 4 minutes when I make my weekly grocery run!"
For a second, I though Moynihan was Trapp in really good makeup
He is from SNL and I thought I saw him somewhere lol
So did I ^-^'
He is also Louie from Ducktales
it took me two months to realize that it WASNT trapp
I thought it was Sam
take a shot every time they say bowl
Nelson The Belson You better pay for my medical bills...XD
Tomorrow on the news fifty people will be dead from this challenge
I died of alcohol poisoning
King Slushie101 What medical bills? he's gonna be paying for your funeral, that's it
Nelson The Belson
R.I.P to yo
Captions make this even funnier:
"You gotta go to the bull store"
"Awkward balls showroom"
"They were just regular balls from the store not from the internet"
"You can hold the ball in your hand like not everything has to be online right"
Wouldn't be surprised if they picked bowls for the perfect combination of something mundane to fixate on with something that sounds funny to say out loud
Making the world a better place, one bowl at a time.
The bamboo bowl here is the Blanda Matt from Ikea. It has a round indentation on the bottom.
I got that reference.
@@jeremyf9124 yet another great “reply meant to be a comment”
Once I tried this product, my life was changed. I grew up in a culture where we weren't allowed free use of bowls. We always ate cereal and everything else out of mugs and what not. So when I ordered this, it was like a new experience. I felt included in this, most companies don't take all their customers into account. Thank you bobby for this wonderful product.
Shut up and take my money!
Get lost Fry
Mohammad Al-Zawahreh KFC
They joke, but watching this actually makes me want to buy a bowl online.
Don't buy one for $45.
Same. Seeing this wide variety of bowls makes me feel like my own selection is still lacking - and I do have quite a few bowls to call my own already. But there are some really pretty ones in there...I'd pay 45$ for that °-°
Me too. Not gonna lie, those bowls are gorgeous, it would fits on my table for snacks, or my lap while watching Netflix.
@@floppydisk9541 I MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!
Yep and then consider that restaurants would be interested in all kinds of statement-piece bowls and you realize, this would actually work.
Should have called the company "Bowl Movement".
Jaco Z That's a bit too similar to bowel movement.
xxcandyloverxx ...duh
xxcandyloverxx That’s the joke.
"Bobby Moynihan, the comedy guy, he started a bowl company for the internet"
"When you think about it...we're all one."
"We're all one!"
"We're all one."
"It's an online store for bowls?"
Where can I buy these bowls!!!
At the store
Oh shit our yt names are nearly the same!
@@alphatwist2191 cool!
@@alphatwist2191 that is kinda cool tbf
@@alphatwist2191 see, bowls unite us
Bowls bowls bowls bowls bowls _jeez it doesn't even sound like a real word any more_
It never did in the first place 😂🤣😂
I think that was the point
YES I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE (if it is one)
Bowls
More like balls
Rachel P Ted mosby
"Not everything needs to be online"
Arceus Lord of Creation yes yes it does
Arceus Lord of Creation LIES
Amazon didn’t get the memo
Juicero
actually in china there are no physical stores
anymore. everything is bought and sold online. mind blowing!!
I feel highly mesmerized and attacked at the same time
Bowls and stuff its cuz you feel entitled.
Hahaha
I like supporting my local bowl store.
But bowl stores aren't even a thing ;x
You can only buy them at furniture stores (which tend to be outside of town) and maaybe sometimes supermarkets or interior decoration stores have a few (which is a very small selection).
That's way too much effort. I buy all my bowls online!
@@sleepysera do you buy at Oyster and Toot?
$45? That's bowlshit.
Alaylaria please make this top comment EVERYONE
Alaylaria well, it doesn't seem that bad, considering the new iBowl X is $1000.
Alaylaria: I see what you did there! XD
You can also shit in the bowls!
It sounds even funnier when you say it out loud!
Ohhhh BOWLS... This whole time I was thinking Hats
I was thinking of balls
How they said bowls the hole time
I kept thinking it fits weird on my head after I bought it
bowl cuts
You can use Bowl as Hat! They are great!
Oyster and Toot is actually a good name
hezkiw tooted and booted
Lol
What does it mean?
@@hittingyouoverthehead absolutely fucking nothing, and that's the beauty of a name like that
No
I have an idea..... How could nobody ever thought about it:: a bowl with no depth... A flat bowl
A frisbee?
@@dutchpangermanist5673 no a plate
@@talesfromatiredmind4785 no, no, plates have a shallow indentation and a foot underneath, they're not completely flat. They meant... A Cutting Board.
@@fikatrouvaille3670 A ROUNDBOARD
Like the Earth?
I have bowls
eKKA OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
eKKA I
Wow guys. Not every can afford bowls. Check your privilege. (Joke)
I dunno man. I'm pretty partial to plates
J Troxler I spy w my little eye, a jacksfilms fan
I actually am in love with that whistle score near the end
Same
Link anyone?
pretty sure the instrument's called a theremin. you play without touching the instrument
Unbelievabowl
Nocturnal Scientist thanks for the Natalie reference!
Inconceivabowl!
We would have also accepted "unbowlievable" as an appropriate reaction.
Unbowlievabowl
Unacheiveabowl
When Rekah said: “we are all one 👁👄👁”
I felt that 😞
Right??? So real
Proof that anything will look practical if you put it in a commercial
One thing that would have made this even better than it is: some sort of connection to your smart phone
Adriana Baj Bowltooth?
Smartbowls are the future!
"Apple now presents: the iBowl. For $999.99."
The new Smartbowls™ have a built in scale that can send a notification (via Bowltooth™) to your phone when they are empty! No more forgetting to refill a bowl at a party!
You can download the Oyster & Toot (TM) app, enter in what you're putting in your bowl, and count your calories. Your bowl's smart integration will instantly know how many calories are left in the bowl.
this somehow made me appreciate bowls
"Not everything has to be online, right?"
Hmm, I got news for you, Zac.
THIS AGED WELL - 2020
@@benvoliothefirst it hasn’t even been a year since the comment was posted
He has bowls to do this.
Luqman S I don't know why I'm dying laughing... BUT I'M DYING LAUGHING!
man stfu
Ha ha ha 😂
*eats cereal out of mug while watching*
The every day nerfer *dislikes comment*
Satan
Rebel
The every day nerfer A mug is just narrow bowl
Omg how could you?
*'IF YOUR BOWL DOESN'T FIT'*
god damn you're geniusues
Don’t waste your time with all these different bowls. Buy the Omnibowl from Spishak instead!
You said bowl too many times, it stopped sounding like a real word.
Caer Ibormeith I understood that reference...
"Bowl... Bowl... Bowl..?"
Bowels
THIS IS BOWLSHIT
It's called semantic satiation, ironically. Say that like twice and it loses meaning.
1 star
I tried to go bowling with my bowl, but it wouldn't knock down the pins, and in fact one of them broke.
I find this to be a scam.
DO NOT BUY
You need bowling bowls, then it will work.
You probably didn’t throw it correctly
70% of all Shark Tank pitches right there.
This instantly reminded me of the SNL song Back Home Ballers with Leslie singing "bowls bowls all types of bowls" 😂
Thanks. Now the world bowl sounds wierd
Finn Hurley the world is a bowel
Me before: Aw look a nice video that'll parody startup
Me during: Is that Bobby Moynahan?
Me after: That was bobby fucking moynahan.
FINALLY!
*For too long I've been waiting for my perfect bowl... all my bowls have permanent green in them... if you know what I mean*
Green tea?
IizUname exactly
just buy a green bowl
Chicken super noodles?
Because of guacamole.
"Complete Vertical Bowl Integration"...
Okay, no more youtube for the rest of the day. LMFAO
Jack black was great here
Wrong panda lol 🐼
CN What I'm Saiyan?
Ice bear sees reference. Needs more ducks.
That's not Jack Black! That's Artie Lange with a fake beard. Duh! :D
Are you guys talking about Brorape? That's going old school for my old school peeps back when youtube was first around and Childish Gambino was just "That Brorape guy"
vsgfilmgroup whoosh
To be honest, those are some nice bowls they are holding.
I thought for a sec your pic is a woman’s tits,..i am disappointed
ARZA I am also
ARZA yes fellow straights, I am also disappointed that it was not breasts. Because I am a straight man just like you. And I love breasts. And being straight. Vagina.
what should my name be? I dunno don't ask me We should hook up sometime
I like that Katie's had wind coming from it for no reason.
get smartbowls with bowl-based bowling ball wifi bowls
In a sketch like this where everyone plays along except one person, Zac plays a skeptic so well
Bowls are truly a dumb start up lol..Until you actually need some for breakfast. Thanks for the Apple (I mean Bowl) reveal lol
Introducing... THE iBOWL!
CaTastrophy427 it has facial recognition
Yeah, these start-ups are usually bowlshit.
Riftlight the NightWing get out
But... but... but... Jewcero....
Fit what though? fit what?
I’ve heard the word “bowl” way too many times now
"we're all one"
"we're all one"
"we're all... One!"
"It's an... online store,,, for bowls?"
I actually sort of want this website to exist...
Welshie Ranger Amazon doesn't offer an individualized bowl profile service or allow you to upload selfies so you can see how you personally interact with the bowls they offer. With this startup, bowls are no longer a one-size-fits-all product that often don't fit you right, make you uncomfortable, and end up sitting unused in the cupboard because they just aren't right for you. Who hasn't experienced that, or maybe just never bought a bowl in the first place because nothing was available to guide them through the experience? And the best part, giving back by donating bowls to places where bowls are unavailable - Amazon doesn't even do what some startups like this do, which is claim to donate their product but in reality they do "workshops" to teach people how to use local materials to make a shitty version of the product. I sometimes wonder if "workshop" actually means "sweatshop" and is a clever way of getting their product made for cheap while presenting it as education and "a hand up" for people in 3rd world countries. Fantastic, right?
Yeah, sometimes I think about how books are written, all those words about stuff that isn't real, and I laugh and laugh at those dumbass writers
John Barlow Bothered? I was having fun. It's how nerds do.
curious morningstar Nice m8
Same Aloof Same
I know this is supposed to be a joke and all, but I really love bowls
Sofia Calderon Bowls are old stoned age crap, cupped hands are the new thing.
Ikr I'm waiting for ipaper
The filmography in this was stunning and so spot on.... I watch this when I need a laugh.
Holy shit Bobby himself wow!
Ikr How'd they land a C lister like Bobby Fucking Moynihan?
This proves how many hilarious people are on college humor, Colton Dunn, Janet (from the good place, idk her real name), him
Dylan Janet's actor's name is D'arcy Carden if that's who you're thinking of. They also had Mindy's actor cameo in Bad Internet.
College humor has gotten a lot of big people. They got Lin Manuel Miranda at one point
The word bowl lost all meaning...
Looks like Bobby Moynihan couldn't keep working with a piece of toast in Saturday Night Live. They had some real creative differences.
FutbolVinotinto21 hey did you know that Lorenzo Music played Garfield in the cartoon and Bill Murray played him in the movie, and he also played Bill Murray's character in the Ghostbusters TV show?
I stopped watching after A Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See it All left. How could they fire their best talent?
Yeah Rick already said that.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kor, I guarantee you're under 15 years old. What a baby.
Just got my first bowl and I could not be happier with it. It's honestly blowing my mind how good it is.
This needs to be on Shark Tank
YES PLEASE
All you guys in the comment section, please grow some bowls!
Trees grow from a bole right?
cant think of any other puns.. cotton boll?
nvm that was bad
Lol puns
I like how Zac is always the logical one XD
even when he's the cat
i really like rekha’s makeup in this video 🥺🥺
I just started a kickstarter for spoons.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Complete vertical spoon integration
Metal Sporks
Every time they say bowl it gets faster
Haha thats so stupid..
When can I get one tho?
LOL 😂
At the bowl store
you read my mind
The skeptic/realist in this video was *_perfect !!_*
How to make a collegehumor video:
Make a video with all crazy characters and have one of them act normal.
summer roses do you not get that that's how most comedy is set up? Like cmon man it's not just there thing it's bill murreys whole career.
summer roses that’s literally how you write a comedy sketch. Everyone’s insane and one person isn’t. They actually forget sometimes that’s how you’re supposed to do it and they write everyone as insane and it stops being funny
it's called the straight man. Welcome to comedy. Check out key and peele. Usually One of them is the straight man and one isn't and it's interesting to watch them play both and switch it around,
Or all normal and one crazy
Basically half of SNL's sketches
Bobby Moynihan from SNL?? I love that guy!!
You know when you say a word enough it loses it's meaning? Well wtf is a bowl?
It's like a wide cup
Imagine a pipe without a stem and bigger. Or half the earth but with the hot part scooped out and way, way smaller. Or the top half of a human skull except it can hold stuff other than brains. Or a straw except way wider, closed at one end, not made out of plastic, not as long, and you don't just suck stuff out of it. Hope that helps!
Its *BOWLS*
This will forever be one of my favorite college humour sketch
Can't believe the guy from SNL is in this.
Is this the humble origins of the Super Bowl?
Sourabh Das lmao
Grant cupping his hands saying 'holding the _bowls_ ' cracked me up
2:16 His expression was so perfect, with the trembling lips and everything
My start up is even better because I would ask people to upload pictures of their pets as well for the perfect fit. 👍😊
Chef Rafi's Awesome World
my start up is even better cos I ask them to send nudes as well for the perfect fit
king potato Fit what? ;)
"I'll just give money to a charity separately...." 💕
Yeah, but he won't though. Think of the children...without bowls.
‘Oh, that is seriously deep!’
Katie, why?
@@Joanropo Bold of you to assume she wasn't already on Pornhub
I just love the fact that Zach made it clear that it isn't a character, Bobby Moynihan just straight up made a bowl company in this skit.