Werner Herzog - Read

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 99

  • @thesupper9984
    @thesupper9984 7 лет назад +219

    3 minutes and 32 seconds that I could have spent reading.

    • @trinsectrua1856
      @trinsectrua1856 5 лет назад +11

      Turn on subs. ;)

    • @NatesFilmTutorials
      @NatesFilmTutorials Год назад +1

      does reading this comment count?

    • @jjshepherd7670
      @jjshepherd7670 Год назад

      Exactly. Just follow the advice of the title. Don't read this comment either.

    • @lurchileb
      @lurchileb 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@trinsectrua1856 did it

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 4 месяца назад

      I luff this comment. I luff it ferry mutch. But I luff it aghainst my better chudgement.

  • @CRCavazos
    @CRCavazos 6 лет назад +121

    This is the weirdest and most brilliant cricket I've ever seen.

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore 4 месяца назад +4

      Ain't it romantic? The sound of 8,000 Werner Herzogs out in the long grass of an evenin'?

  • @elrichgomes4690
    @elrichgomes4690 4 года назад +81

    I like how he sometimes takes a pause to consider if he should say it some more and then says it some more

  • @natew5544
    @natew5544 4 месяца назад +19

    the comments didnt disapoint. because i read.

  • @helloiammikey
    @helloiammikey 7 лет назад +69

    Best video on the Internet. Thank you.

  • @retardedvaxxedliberal
    @retardedvaxxedliberal 6 лет назад +43

    This is my new alarm clock.

  • @LarryHazard
    @LarryHazard Год назад +27

    when you're a military general and you want to make it clear your troops need to retreat

  • @chrisphillips1492
    @chrisphillips1492 5 лет назад +16

    I play this video on loop to my kids when they are slacking on reading

  • @bradleylim993
    @bradleylim993 7 лет назад +64

    I like the part when he said read

  • @windowsmizu416
    @windowsmizu416 7 лет назад +26

    Werner Herzog.exe has stopped working.
    Windows is looking for a solution to the problem.

    • @anuragpandey7521
      @anuragpandey7521 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @nandoflorestan
      @nandoflorestan Год назад +1

      ...so now we need DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

    • @nandoflorestan
      @nandoflorestan Год назад

      ...and what do the developers do?
      They READ READ READ READ READ and then they fix one line of code.

  • @Claude-Eckel
    @Claude-Eckel 4 месяца назад +3

    Wrong! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't... ! Except for this one:
    _"When we read, another person thinks for us: we merely repeat his mental process. It is the same as the pupil, in learning to write, following with his pen the lines that have been pencilled by the teacher. Accordingly, in reading, the work of thinking is, for the greater part, done for us. This is why we are consciously relieved when we turn to reading after being occupied with our own thoughts. But, in reading, our head is, however, really only the arena of some one else’s thoughts._
    _And so it happens that the person who reads a great deal - that is to say, almost the whole day, and recreates himself by spending the intervals in thoughtless diversion, gradually loses the ability to think for himself; just as a man who is always riding at last forgets how to walk._
    _Such, however, is the case with many men of learning: they have read themselves stupid. For to read in every spare moment, and to read constantly, is more paralysing to the mind than constant manual work, which, at any rate, allows one to follow one’s own thoughts. Just as a spring, through the continual pressure of a foreign body, at last loses its elasticity, so does the mind if it has another person’s thoughts continually forced upon it."_
    The irony, Arthur Schopenhauer once wrote this for us to read. 🤔

    • @AmandaLamy82
      @AmandaLamy82 2 месяца назад

      “Those who say don’t know. And those who know don’t say.”

  • @senorbill374
    @senorbill374 3 года назад +21

    thanks chris
    I'm gonna read how to make music now

    • @justaperson2693
      @justaperson2693 3 года назад +1

      lul i get it

    • @oakblaze433
      @oakblaze433 2 года назад

      also here from Chris lol

    • @byte287
      @byte287 Год назад

      same

    • @EssentiallyFalse
      @EssentiallyFalse Год назад

      Of course there is a lot of misery
      The trees here are in misery and
      The birds are in misery
      I don't think they- they sing
      They just read, read, read, read, read, read, read, read,

  • @Incvios
    @Incvios 7 лет назад +65

    weed weed weed weed weed weed

  • @KubanKevin
    @KubanKevin 2 года назад +11

    I was sent here by the mastermind Chris Christodoulou himself.

  • @peasjay1952
    @peasjay1952 8 лет назад +37

    Re tweet re tweet re tweet

  • @SilentAttackTV
    @SilentAttackTV 2 месяца назад

    I think we can confidently say he got his point across

  • @NLaw13
    @NLaw13 2 года назад +3

    Please read.
    Thank you for reading.

  • @madmanjerry7074
    @madmanjerry7074 Год назад +2

    Thanks Chris, this has really inspired me!

  • @saadasif
    @saadasif 3 года назад +9

    Guys, I might be going out on a limb here but I think he's trying to tell us to read

  • @samcopeland3155
    @samcopeland3155 2 месяца назад

    Damn this is really making me experience the obscene materiality of language.

  • @SpiderCD112
    @SpiderCD112 2 месяца назад

    When DOOM gets asked whats bothering him.

  • @vault587
    @vault587 4 года назад +3

    Reading is a complicated profession

  • @sweou
    @sweou 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is what librarians wake up to every morning

  • @ram5385
    @ram5385 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks a lot for this.

  • @rodrigomendez3161
    @rodrigomendez3161 4 года назад +4

    Me when my kid isn't doing so good in school! lol

  • @Michael-hw5wk
    @Michael-hw5wk 3 месяца назад

    Oh, I am. I'm currently reading collected Greek plays, Yukio Mishima's Confessions of a Mask, and The Handmaid's Tale, but I have no desire to be a filmmaker. I know a career in filmmaking, acting, or writing is NOT reasonable. Disability payments ARE reasonable.

  • @magicmachine1637
    @magicmachine1637 Год назад +3

    How do I add this video to my goodreads reading challenge?

  • @akuoumaru7562
    @akuoumaru7562 2 года назад +1

    Well, if Chris says this will make me better at writing music, so be it

  • @obscure.reference
    @obscure.reference 4 месяца назад

    positive hypnosis

  • @leoelliondeux
    @leoelliondeux 2 года назад

    I literally stopped reading so I can watch this video.

  • @hjblanchard9661
    @hjblanchard9661 10 месяцев назад

    This needs to be a dance megamix haha

  • @mishtaromaniello8295
    @mishtaromaniello8295 7 лет назад +2

    This is the video, right?
    "Right right right right right."

  • @GyntherMeyer
    @GyntherMeyer 2 года назад +1

    Wait, so what does he recommend we do again???

  • @mattnorman3915
    @mattnorman3915 4 месяца назад

    I wonder what the underlying meaning is here.

  • @stachuuchats7801
    @stachuuchats7801 Год назад +1

    Read

  • @user-yourselves47
    @user-yourselves47 3 месяца назад

    Tuwee tuwee tuwee tuwee wheat wheat wheat wheat

  • @antoinepetrov
    @antoinepetrov 5 месяцев назад

    Spielberg and Scorsese beg to differ - they both didn't, and said they couldn't, read

  • @ZowiChan
    @ZowiChan 10 месяцев назад

    Retreat retreat retreat retreat retreat

  • @dukeofmars4847
    @dukeofmars4847 5 месяцев назад

    Retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat.

  • @BIG_MUNKY
    @BIG_MUNKY 5 лет назад +1

    retweet retweet retweet retweet

  • @fenixproductions9637
    @fenixproductions9637 5 лет назад +1

    I did a little calculating and reading 5000 books takes an insane amount of time if you assume every book is a novel. Even with 2 books a week it would take you 50 years to reach 5000. Not trying to claim anything but find that to be interesting numbers

    • @blueheron4498
      @blueheron4498 4 года назад +3

      The more you read the faster you get

    • @howard_blast
      @howard_blast 3 года назад +2

      there's people who can read 5 or more in a day.

    • @emanuelmayer
      @emanuelmayer Год назад

      I had times in my life, when I read a book in 1-3 days, or even less than a day. I had time and I was a ferocious reader. Sadly, I have become old and critical and when I read a book, I don't like, I pause it.

    • @jimcarlile7238
      @jimcarlile7238 Год назад +1

      50 years goes by, my son.

    • @redorchidee137
      @redorchidee137 3 месяца назад

      ​@@howard_blastbullshit

  • @stephania2209
    @stephania2209 4 месяца назад

    kkkkkkkk

  • @VigiliusHaufniensis
    @VigiliusHaufniensis 4 месяца назад

    Weed weed weed

  • @SX1995able
    @SX1995able 5 месяцев назад

    Ok but read what
    Political science, archaeology or manga?

    • @infernoglass_
      @infernoglass_ 4 месяца назад +1

      whatever you want, obviously.

  • @Aditya_Pandya18
    @Aditya_Pandya18 3 месяца назад

    Why does sound like weed?

  • @CrackTheIce
    @CrackTheIce 4 месяца назад

    Germans after legalization:

  • @decencywarrior9598
    @decencywarrior9598 5 месяцев назад

    Yes read read read read , and smoke some weed weed weed weed. If you are of age .

  • @mav-sp
    @mav-sp 5 лет назад

    Read read read retreat

  • @emilnordgard5228
    @emilnordgard5228 2 года назад

    treat

  • @stokelyepuente9946
    @stokelyepuente9946 2 года назад

    I don’t get it, should I read?

  • @jimblejambles4585
    @jimblejambles4585 7 лет назад +7

    Nah I'm gonna write

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 3 года назад +7

      You've understood NOTHING

  • @K4n01
    @K4n01 3 месяца назад

    this a mating call or somethin’?

  • @SlayPlenty
    @SlayPlenty 2 года назад

    dree dree dree dree dree

  • @SomeSunshineOutside
    @SomeSunshineOutside 5 месяцев назад

    ... dread?

  • @mrpresident8546
    @mrpresident8546 2 года назад

    Alright christodoulou

  • @coiranioconti2357
    @coiranioconti2357 4 года назад +1

    Rituriturituritu

  • @shaunaksoni7595
    @shaunaksoni7595 3 месяца назад

    Why am I only hearing we*d😂🍃

  • @thecode_red1825
    @thecode_red1825 Год назад

    Read read weed weed read weed reed weed

  • @lingeshveera614
    @lingeshveera614 2 года назад +2

    He is worst than my teachers now

  • @maxpitchkites
    @maxpitchkites Год назад

    Ree ree ree ree

  • @emilnordgard5228
    @emilnordgard5228 2 года назад

    reet

  • @yunusemre6885
    @yunusemre6885 5 месяцев назад

    who is this old white man and what is his obsession with tweed, weed, three, tree or treat?

  • @PJPsounds
    @PJPsounds 4 месяца назад

    Idiotic mashup and clearly someone didn't understand Herzog's message...

  • @emilnordgard5228
    @emilnordgard5228 2 года назад

    weat

  • @williamomahony963
    @williamomahony963 9 месяцев назад

    Read

  • @BIG_MUNKY
    @BIG_MUNKY 3 года назад +1

    weed weed weed weed weed

  • @dariocaporuscio8701
    @dariocaporuscio8701 3 года назад +1

    weed weed weed weed weed

  • @ehsanbasafa3829
    @ehsanbasafa3829 3 года назад +1

    weed weed weed weed weed