He's like that one teacher who gets off topic really easily and starts talking about the making of highlighters and nobody stops him because they don't want to do the assignment
That teacher that gets of topic is my physics one, he goes on the class normally, but then tells a story, then goes on explaining why we get sick from air conditioners and we finish class asking ourselves: ''what was he supposed to teach us this class again?'' or simply ''I didnt understand anything.''
my history teacher is like that like we'll start class with the warm-up which is on topic, and then she'll start rambling about god-knows-what-but-it-somehow-has-to-do-with-what-we're-learning, so then theres half the class gone. oh yeah and the rest of the class is like that too im kinda worried at this point because we're supposed to have 8 units done at the end of the year, we're still on the 3rd one, and theres only 50-some days left of school until summer.
Maui the demi god That's not true AI, they use preprogrammed phrases and series of switch statements. I'm referring to something like chatbots. (Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe that Alexa is a true chatbot)
The thing about Michael is that he's that right level of weird intelligence that he could be in an Idubbbz video and giving a TED talk and look like he fits in in both.
He's like that one teacher who gets off topic really easily and starts talking about the making of highlighters and nobody stops him because they don't want to do the assignment
Either he goes off topic, or everything in the universe is connected...
That teacher that gets of topic is my physics one, he goes on the class normally, but then tells a story, then goes on explaining why we get sick from air conditioners and we finish class asking ourselves: ''what was he supposed to teach us this class again?'' or simply ''I didnt understand anything.''
One time my teacher got really off topic and started to talk about why she doesn’t like Walmart
my history teacher is like that
like we'll start class with the warm-up which is on topic, and then she'll start rambling about god-knows-what-but-it-somehow-has-to-do-with-what-we're-learning, so then theres half the class gone. oh yeah and the rest of the class is like that too
im kinda worried at this point because we're supposed to have 8 units done at the end of the year, we're still on the 3rd one, and theres only 50-some days left of school until summer.
Will Tucker your reply to this comment genuinly made my day 😂
"Would it make sense to amputate one of legs and eat it?
First things first, let's turn the sun into a black hole."
10/10 answer.
That should be a T-shirt.
I just stumbled upon this comment in the exact moment that he said that
@@lau2247 same
*_*Proceeds to slap large metal ball*_*
the likes are 998
its like i was made for this
I want to be that guy who crawls on the floor and says "this, is unfortunate" whenever someone drops their food
Danny Fanta Good god your username
Danny Fanta Your username and picture please me
I will be that person
“Your mother is a 3D printer that printed you”
“No, u”
No, us
No me
No, him
No u
Hold up we have the same name
“But sucking is not attractive”
- Michael Stevens
*Butt sucking is not attractive
*Butt sucking is not interactive
+J Durks foot sacking us not infractive
* WORDS CLEVER WORDS
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This sounds like if AI just started trying to speak
Edit: thanks for the likes. Love you
What if.... HE IS AN AI.
This singular comment made the entire video so much fucking better
Eviebot confirmed 😂
JD Christein AI speeks better actually, google assistant and Alexa are AI created, their voices are made from AI
Maui the demi god That's not true AI, they use preprogrammed phrases and series of switch statements. I'm referring to something like chatbots. (Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe that Alexa is a true chatbot)
The thing about Michael is that he's that right level of weird intelligence that he could be in an Idubbbz video and giving a TED talk and look like he fits in in both.
Neefew _ lmao ikr
And he has done both
Hey....
Thats pretty good
no other human can achieve that
Neefew _ I think this is my favorite comment
2:27 *When you walkin*
2:24
Michael's weird even in context. He just blurs out all the weirdness with smart facts and stuff.
r/evenwithcontext
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE THAT!!
same, dude
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContex
Abelhawk what are you doing here go make more w3 videos :D
Michael Stevens: the first human being successfully born without context.
His mother was a 3d printer that printed him.
“You can’t wear pants made of of molten lead” me: don’t make bets that both of us will regret
I like how the caption is "Laws of science"
Arwen Cantonwine I laughed at your comment for a solid ten minutes
You will regret that bet definitely if the pants fall on your toes
Underrated comment
There go my plans for the week.
This man married too. I wonder if he is like this when he isn't in front the camera
*ejaculates*....HEYYY! D-Sauce! Michael here....
Wife: honey how do I change the TV input again?!
Vsause: First things first. Let's turn the sun, into a black hole"
But what *is* a input? [music starts playing]
@@zorantaylor3190 FFS give back some air to my fucking lungs so I can continue laughing
YOU CAN'T WEAR PANTS MADE OUT OF MOLTEN LEAD
Sepia Smith
Wanna bet?
Or can you?
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD I'M 13 NOW!
vsauce music plays
We see "molten" lead as molten but is it really
Or is our brain tricking us again? First things first let's make Jupiter a black hole
"The Earth is made of stuff"
Well thanks for clearing that up
First thing's first, let's turn the sun into a black hole.
Taneth Yup, he definitely said that😀
slap slap slap slap slap slap
Taneth it is really important to do that first
Then we must cut the earth in half
777 likes
thanks *f o u r* watching
*stares intensely at camera*
i stared back at him by reflex lol
69th like
Blinks four times
Ohhh is that what he did?
I want to see a horror movie with Michael. Jump scare "Hey! Michael here!"
Finn Dolan Dark
Thank you!
I first thought you meant seeing a horror movie with Micheal
+DerTypHierNamens Olli That'd be fun, too.
You know...
I know some Unity.
I could make a horror game of Michael.
3:28 when you make a really dark joke about your mental health
blair insertlastnamehere god that's so true
3:55 “Earth is made of stuff.” You learn something new everyday.
Y'know, when you get right down to it, mud is nothin' but wet dirt....
ønodera edits 🤯
I'm stuff
I rewinded it on accident and clicked the time stamp
His head was being dragged
5:11
my hand was behind my back when he said this and it really freaked me out
mine was in my pants OwO
Doki Doki Existential Anxiety Club OwO
Doki Doki Existential Anxiety Club real funny
OwO
WoW
Do you want MY HEAD delivered to YOUR DOOR, in a box??
Shane H i fucking screamed
Yes please
no
Yes
Yes.
"Andre the giant was 7'4, and this is me holding a 12 ounce can." Lmaoo I know the episode
"Would it make sense to amputate one of my legs, and eat it?"
I read that as he was saying it
responded like Peter in Dodgeball "Probably not"
i scroll to the comments and i read this exactly as he says it!
I read it as the audio was playing.
Ryan Barrett Totally
0:07 trying to engage small talk with someone I like:
lily. What’s the name of the video
@@buttmunch9588 ur mom
Kermit The Frog thx
"your mother is a 3D printer "
No u
:/
PinkSocks no w
hatim soudani your mom gay
your dad is a fax machine
2:25 --- Little do you know, no effects were used here. That's just how he moves.
“*THIS*... is unfortunate.”
Makes so much sense now that we know he's howtobasic
I don't think you saw the whole video when you made this comment.
MineBro56 I think they did
wait what
*'scuse me?*
What?
whose man is this
Julian Cianciolo he is his own man
ayy you're famous
where are your fingers?
mine. he is my man.
Hi Mr. Cianciolo! How's the hot Kool-Aid?
Test: "rephrase the question in your own words."
Me: 2:00
What I don’t get about that is that if they think they’ve phrased it correctly they’re asking you to phrase it worse.
I knew the context of almost all of these lol
x99 same cos I watch vsauce all the time
some of them had no context to begin with
Wow that's awesome. Goncrats
x99 Same fellow vsauce watcher
Points to a banana on the floor
“This is unfortunate”
*walks up stairs backwards* HEY-!
Chris M I died there
BLJ.
He sounds like a dinosaur struggling to roar lol
Or did he?
Maybe he reversed the video
4:05 he's speaking in minecraft enchantment table
.reeH .leagiM .SOSV !IH
the thing is, alien nanobacteria dont wear ties. 🤔
When is Mars now?..
Everything is quotable.
"Everything is quotable"
Harrison Goodloe -2018
"Everything is quotable.
Harrison Goodloe-2018"
- dogesamuraimaster
"Everything is quotable.
Harrison Goodloe -2018
- dogesamuraimaster"
-Green Goblin from cory in the house
""“" Everything is quotable."
Harrison Goodloe -2018"
- dogesamuraimaster"
- Green Goblin from Cory in the house"
-Alvinox 2019
Everything is quotable
Harrison Goodloe-2018
-Dogesamuraimaster
-Green Goblin from cory in the house
-Alvinox
-Polska Tuga
My skin container
Deep Finker *your horny layer
3:43
* teleports behind you *
“Nothing personal, kid.”
* teleports behind you *
"Hey! Vsauce."
WHY ARE THERE SO FEW COMMENTS! THIS IS ART
Indeed
Hercules Mulligan A T A I L O R S P Y I N G O N T H E B R I T I S H G O V E R N M E N T
I take their measurements, information and i smuggle it
It leaves people speechless
maybe because we’re watching the video
3:20
"Andre the giant was 7"4', and this is me holding a 12 ounce *can't* "
"akward silence"
Honestly with the last clip, even WITH the context you'd still be just as confused
Strawberry Milk I swear its a Ricky Berwick impersonation 😂😂
Can we all agree that our first reaction to "You can't wear pants of molten lead" was "BET"?
Yeah, pretty much
Even without context Michael is fantastic
3:01 "HEY VSAUSE, MICHAEL HERE. DO YOU WANT MY HEAD DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR, IN A BOX?"
*yes, I agree.*
4:43 why did I laugh at that lmao
Stop laughing, this is unfortunate
4:09 This might be... probably... most definitely the best roast of all time.
4:28 "Hey, that's pretty good"
4:09
*Your mother is a 3D printer that printed you..."*
_Illuminati:_ *Stay right where you are...!*
Me: "sees a girl in a bar"
Also me: "you , where did you get that body. The one youre wearing"
i lost it at the banana
Chloe Coombs how unfortunate
This...
is unfortunate.
Chloe Coombs, oh no... what do we have here?
0:15 seeing your friends after 10 years.
I love this with a passion
3:50 I'm using one right now and oh damn, I sure am craving some IPhone5 grease
2:16 just shut your eyes and listen >
Alen Mutatovic thanks for that, made me laugh
Younger sibling:*starts fighting with older sibling*
Older sibling:*fights back*
Also older sibling:*realizes mum's not home*
Older sibling:3:34
3:34
Sees Vsauce in the thumbnail
*I N S T A N T L Y
L I K E S
T H E
V I D E O*
"Do you want my head delivered to you in a box?"
Yes
*walks backwards up stairs* ......................................HEY!
0:07 oh this? I got it from Jonathan, you like?
3:03 Do you want my head delivered to your ship in a coffin?
JOJO REFERENCE JOJO REFERENCE
Here's the thing. If you watch the actual video you won't even get mroe context. What you see is what you get.
mroe😂😂😂😂😂😂
this man is a treasure
I love Vsauce, but it's even better out of context. XD
This isn’t out of context. Vsauce says so many weird things that nothing he said here surprises me.
The sound is so quiet on this video
0:18
When you try to be casual when talking to your crush
HEYY-
"You can't wear pants made ouy of molten lead."
*_IS THAT A CHALLENGE?_*
5:11
When Professor Utonium accidentally added chemical X
0:15 easily the best one. I was crying.
Kebabs AintSatan ikr
1:15 just before he turned around he looked like my geography teacher lol
“sucking is not attractive” ehhhhhhh i beg to differ
Banana on the floor:
Michael: THIS IS UNFORTUNATE
3:05 YES PLEASE
4:43 why is this so funny to me
Its sad that ive watched almost all these videos the clips are from..........
Nah, it just means you are educated
Not bad at all
You should put that on your resume friend
+EnderHannah That is me.
A. ham why is that sad???
When someone asks me why I don't like football. 1:52
Yay.....with teeth
"Horney Layer"
4:19 I have to disagree with you on that one.
No one:
Michele: your mother is a 3D printer that printed you
🤔
Yeah I have questions
Metanoia Atelo I have one too, where are my fingers!?
Me too. Can I eat my amputated my leg?
"You can't wear pants made out of molten lead"
Watch me.
1:52 Vsauce standing in front of something none of us will ever have
Enemy Combatant 👏👏👏 *Diarrhea noises continue*
When is mars now????!?!?!?!?!???
I just love Vsauce out of contex
2:37
What's this and where can I get one
Its everyday bro, the dihareah of sound
Mc Nuggets Dealer *Jake Paul
Fuck jake paul ♡
2:00 would have been better when you just cut it half a second after the word "when" appeared
The world is real. *RIGHT???*
*This is UNFORTUNATE*
Definitely adding this to my "Things That Are Awesome Enough For This Playlist" playlist.
I have something like that, but i call it my "Not Quite Sure What to Name This" playlists
1:48 theres a weed in the reflection of his glasses
Dope
Yus
Vsauce:"Your mom is a 3D printer"
Actually my mother is a fax machine.
LOL
“You can’t wear pants made of molten lead.”
Watch me
2:54 now just need to add Bill Wurtz's amazing voice
We can make a religion out of this
0:28
*'Use kids to commit your crimes'*
*Officer, This man told me to do so*
hey vsauce, micheal here. But where is this comment?
sebseb12345678910 W H E N*
"This is unfortunate." Me too, Michael. Me too.
Vsauce Michael for Super Smash Bros 5
What did we do to deserve Michael? He's truly a gift to the universe.