@@Balin93 the more often you put yourself in public/ on planes around people the high likely of some weird/wild/ off script shit happening. As a comedian hes probably on planes/ in public all the time
@@jameshill8493 I fly a lot for business and you are absolutely right. It’s only a matter of time before you get on a flight with The Karenator or someone’s drunk asf Qanon uncle. I only wear over-the-ear headphones now to discourage crazies from talking to me!
@@reidsimonson i get it. pretty sure Hagop does, too. he was being sarcastic/ironic(?) just like the dude on the plane “why you goin there, Bill?! huh? huh?!?!!” maybe not funny to you, but i appreciated it. 😏
I love bill's whole outlook and attitude about life. Laugh at the craziness and enjoy the absurdity of situations instead of letting idiots piss you off.
I love how hilarious he found the whole exchange, and how much more enraged the other guy got because of his complete lack of concern for his feelings. Bill is my hero, I wish I had the balls to live as honestly as that. Stupidity and entitlement are thrown in my face every day and at every turn, but I don't have the temerity or strength of character to call it out like he does.
I want nothing more in life that to see Bill at a terminal or on a flight, just so I can casually brush past him and say “Why are you going to xxx, Bill?” and walk away into the oblivion.
@@Blackoutwhiteout23 Yeah sure if you shouted it out in the terminal or something. But if you're boarding the plane, you spot Bill in first class, lean over real quick and quietly say "Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" I think it would work. Not everyone is an awkward zoomer with no social skills. I'm not even that cool but I think I could pull it off. Helps that I'm from Boston though. Even if it falls flat, it's still a hell of a lot better than "Holy shit it's Bill Burr! What's up man, can I get a picture?" Now _that_ is cringe.
Yeah him being afraid seems most likely what with him asking Bill if he's afraid to fly and downing a glass of whatever it was right before the plane takes off.
One of my favorite Burr stories. I remember listening to the podcast on the way to class when it aired (like 10+ years now?) and throughout the class I was laughing uncontrollably trying not to make a sound. I had tears running down my face just hoping I could distract myself with any other thoughts. Longest 3 hour college class ever.
Joe had the sensitive response to "I don't have to answer your fucking questions" though. That was a "wow" shift. Even after all these years I don't think Bill is aware how much he turns up the anger. Another funny thing I just noticed: this paranoid guy was probably responding to Bills ADHD. It was the fidgeting that caught his attention.
Bizarre. I think the “are you comfortable flying with this guy” question the flight attendant asked was to get a reason to get him off the plane. Cause if he had said “no” they would’ve said, “ok we’ll put you on the next flight”. Then they don’t have to deal with him.
@@dude2410 because both CK and the dude wernt being overly aggressive towards the crew or even other passengers. The dude was only weird with CK. As neither were a risk to the safety of the flight, they couldnt boot either off. So they gave them the option to get another flight and hoped they took it.
My wife had something similar where some lady would not put her phone away after multiple times being told by the flight attendants. Apparently, my wife chuckling at her behavior set her off so she unbuckled and go into her face and threatened her. The crew saw this and asked if there was a threat in this altercation. When my wife said yes, they were very giddy about it. When my wife found out that the lady was getting arrested after the flight, she tried to see if they could let it go; they said no as it was out of her hands - apparently doing stuff like that is a federal offense. When they landed, police escorted my wife and the lady off. Last time my wife saw the lady she was saying that her uncle was a state trooper and the officers responded with something like "he's not here". When I picked my wife up, there was a state trooper standing with her waiting.
My biggest fear is that im in Bill's situation and the flight attendant removes me from the plane because she thinks it must require 2 people to cause a problem, you know. Nothing would have made me mad unless they try to take me off the flight when I was ignoring the other guy. Then, i'd probably lose my marbles and go viral for being a fool lol
True, but if you don't act defensive, I think they'll usually side with you. Especially if, like in this case, other passengers back you up. The key is to act as if you're being filmed so that none of your behavior is questionable. Let it be the other guy who steps in his own shit
I have a group of close friends who are all flight attendants for companies like Delta, American, and Spirit and they said they give Air Marshals whatever they want; usually it’s waaaay more booze than what’s even remotely usually allowed
Well I guess if they're raging alcoholics. I know a handful of people that have lost there jobs because they're total piss tanks and had vodka in water bottles. But I mean I don't believe flight attendants wouldn't at least tell on someone who's supposed to be protecting a plane full of people. Sounds like a bullshit story to me
Rogan saying "Should've sucker punched him and then pretended to be sleeping." Is so on brand for Rogan. "if I was there... I would've beat everyone up." -Experienced Joes
I thought i had heard every Bill Burr story but thankfully I found this one I hadn't and it didn't disappoint, hilarious! As a commuting airline pilot who travels to an from work every few days, this is my internal Spirit animal I always have to suppress. I sit in the cockpit for a reason, because if i was a flight attendant I would get fired day one with all of the absolute animals that fly everyday. Bill you handled this perfectly. F**king Brilliant!
@@keenanscutchfield7229 how to say you have never been to Indiana without saying you’ve never been to Indiana… It’s the Crossroads Of America with all that entails 😂
I was in a bar once and this sketchy guy came in, looked like he was tweaking. As fate would have it he sits next to me and mumbles some stuff in my direction. I kinda give him a nod, act friendly, and low and behold he buys me a drink haha. It still felt sketch, but I accepted the drink. Just because I figure that if this dude started getting weird or violent at least I got free drink out of it! Lol. I tried to be friendly again, asked if he’s a local or something. He responds with, “Are you a true American”. I’m thinking like,”Sh**, here we go haha”. I respond, “Yeah I am”, as if that question isn’t weird af lol. He asks me the same question again, gets up and gets right up on me. Before anything happened security came and kicked his ass out. The bar gave us free shots after that lol.
Take the end when bills doing the beat, loop the crap outta it and put him screaming, and pieces of him ranting from his specials and F is for family. I think it would be hilarious 😂
What I wouldn’t give to be next to Bill Burr on a plane and just casually say, “ hey man I love you’re comedy you’re funny AF” ……..and that’s it! Just say hello and I love you’re comedy
Imagine if a drunk guy annoyed Mike Tyson instead of Bill Burr on an airplane....
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oh wait..!
Good times, good times.... 😂😂👌
ROFL! WTF is wrong with people really!
Hahahah
Did some drunk guy annoy Tyson on a plane?
Ah, I see that he did. That was funny.
I’m hoping it was the same guy
I love Bill for his comment "The universe gave me this moment, can't I just enjoy it?! Why do I need to be a film crew"
Yeah plus once you start filming someone they for sure arent going to react the same way as when they arent being filmed.
Translation: it never happened but it's a great story.
@@Balin93 the more often you put yourself in public/ on planes around people the high likely of some weird/wild/ off script shit happening. As a comedian hes probably on planes/ in public all the time
@@jameshill8493 I fly a lot for business and you are absolutely right. It’s only a matter of time before you get on a flight with The Karenator or someone’s drunk asf Qanon uncle. I only wear over-the-ear headphones now to discourage crazies from talking to me!
Why would anyone like to have such a memory filmed? Is it that precious?
No matter how many times I hear this story, it’s still hilarious.
First time hearing from France and yes that fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🇫🇷
@@TV-ni9tv Does it take a while to reach France?
@@TV-ni9tv what are you doing in France?!?!
@@lucaswood9624 living my best live what did you expect 😌
@@tomben6180 not that long my friend come and drink some grand cru my friend
If I ever meet bill burr on a plane, as rare as that might actually be, I'm going to ask him if he's afraid to fly.
HAHA that would be so original! And also funny. Funny AND original.
I have the exact same thought! Except I would ask him "why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"
That would be hilarious!!
@@LeatherCladVegan your a vegan you dont have room to talk
No you need to ask him why he's going to Indianapolis
3 things you never ask in life
1) a man his salary
2) a woman her weight
3) Bill why he's going to Indianapolis
I strongly disagree with #2
I might add a 4th thing ... Avoid the word "why" like a plague.
You don't ask anyone their weight or salary, both are f rude my guy.
Yeah but Bill, why were you going to Indianapolis?
i kinda wanna know
He said why in the story. Watch the video before leaving a tarded comment.
@@reidsimonson asking the question is part of the joke, Reid.
choose kindness over rudeness.
😏
@@WavesofJava He said in the bit why he was going to Indianapolis.
@@reidsimonson i get it. pretty sure Hagop does, too. he was being sarcastic/ironic(?) just like the dude on the plane “why you goin there, Bill?! huh? huh?!?!!”
maybe not funny to you, but i appreciated it. 😏
I love bill's whole outlook and attitude about life. Laugh at the craziness and enjoy the absurdity of situations instead of letting idiots piss you off.
Lol his NEW stuff hahah his old stuff he was crazy bill burr is hilarious
Why would you blindfold yourself in situations like that?! it is tremendous stupid thing to do!
I love how hilarious he found the whole exchange, and how much more enraged the other guy got because of his complete lack of concern for his feelings. Bill is my hero, I wish I had the balls to live as honestly as that. Stupidity and entitlement are thrown in my face every day and at every turn, but I don't have the temerity or strength of character to call it out like he does.
K 9:jq happened 😅😂😂🎉😅😢😮pu42 o 9:42 😂🎉😂😂😢
Indeed
"Can't you just be in the moment without turning into a film crew, the universe gave me this moment" -bill burr
What is the point of putting a quote in the comments from the thing we just heard? What do you get out of it?
@@JayZeeeeeeee
What do you get out of bitching about it?
@@JayZeeeeeeee It's so your mom can read the funny parts. She lost her hearing from all the ear-fucking
@@JayZeeeeeeee He pissed you off enough to get you to take time out of your day to respond to him. So who's the one losing out here?
That’s comedian speak for “I made this story up stop asking questions”
Being born and raised in Indianapolis I’m glad we were the city for this great story
😆
6:57 Bill’s response to “Did you record it? You should’ve recorded it” perfect. Live in the moment why turn into a film crew.
I want nothing more in life that to see Bill at a terminal or on a flight, just so I can casually brush past him and say “Why are you going to xxx, Bill?” and walk away into the oblivion.
"Ol' Billy Big Tears."
Dude I’m in
These kinda plans sound great in RUclips comments but in real life it'll be an awkward interaction that probably will leave everyone embarassed
@@Blackoutwhiteout23 Yeah sure if you shouted it out in the terminal or something. But if you're boarding the plane, you spot Bill in first class, lean over real quick and quietly say "Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" I think it would work.
Not everyone is an awkward zoomer with no social skills. I'm not even that cool but I think I could pull it off. Helps that I'm from Boston though.
Even if it falls flat, it's still a hell of a lot better than "Holy shit it's Bill Burr! What's up man, can I get a picture?" Now _that_ is cringe.
Why not connect both as if they were related in any way: "Why are you going to Austin, Bill? You afraid to fly?"
The delivery of that last "why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" was delivered so perfectly lmfao
Imagine being this guy getting home and booting up Netflix and it’s Bills face on the for you section
“oh so THAT’S why he was going to indianapolis”
@@user-xz1wy4to4o my life is over now! 😔
A lot of times it would be featured on the very front page
"smirking like Ryan Gosling" is hilarious.
This is why I love Bill. Even when he's telling a regular story it's funny as hell! 😂
What would have been hilarious is if the stewardess asked "We know he is out of line Bill, but why are you going to Indianapolis?"
Every single time I hear Indianapolis mentioned anywhere, this story flashes through my head
this guy is clearly terrified to fly and projecting onto the first person he laid eyes on
100%. He was hoping bill would say yes, but when he said no he felt like a little bitch and got mad. probably because hes a drunk
I think it was a Xanax with the Dewar's
Yeah him being afraid seems most likely what with him asking Bill if he's afraid to fly and downing a glass of whatever it was right before the plane takes off.
@Dylan Scott You're so ignorant you don't realise the things you're criticising others for is what you're doing right now.
I like Bills psychology perspective so on point 😂👌
Yes. "I drank water JUST so I would have to get up to use the bathroom and freak this guy out". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorite Burr stories. I remember listening to the podcast on the way to class when it aired (like 10+ years now?) and throughout the class I was laughing uncontrollably trying not to make a sound. I had tears running down my face just hoping I could distract myself with any other thoughts. Longest 3 hour college class ever.
That's hilarious dude
3 hours? christ what class was this? Early Western Civ three times in a row?
@@patrickswartz7173 It was a philosophy class. It’s pretty common for classes to be 3+ hours if you only meet once a week.
@@zackdelarocha8 why are you goingto philosophy, zack?
Dude same but it was Bill talking about caning in Singapore
Joe killed this story, what a goofball. The version on Bill’s podcast is classic.
Life is better without JRE. It had some good years but overall it's garbage.
@@operandassembler then don't listen to it lol. Same goes for the View lol
Joe had the sensitive response to "I don't have to answer your fucking questions" though. That was a "wow" shift. Even after all these years I don't think Bill is aware how much he turns up the anger.
Another funny thing I just noticed: this paranoid guy was probably responding to Bills ADHD. It was the fidgeting that caught his attention.
@@PrivateAckbar as an ADHDer myself, I agree with you.
@@operandassembler jre is interesting but not funny
Bizarre.
I think the “are you comfortable flying with this guy” question the flight attendant asked was to get a reason to get him off the plane. Cause if he had said “no” they would’ve said, “ok we’ll put you on the next flight”. Then they don’t have to deal with him.
Wdym, they couldn't just thrown him off the plane.
@@dude2410 Not Bill, the other guy.
@@-0rbital- probably didn't want to give the guy that "win" of being removed
@@dude2410 because both CK and the dude wernt being overly aggressive towards the crew or even other passengers. The dude was only weird with CK.
As neither were a risk to the safety of the flight, they couldnt boot either off. So they gave them the option to get another flight and hoped they took it.
@@Mr.Sparks.173 Did you mix up Bill Burr and Louis CK?
Out of all Bill's personal stories, this is the greatest!
My wife had something similar where some lady would not put her phone away after multiple times being told by the flight attendants. Apparently, my wife chuckling at her behavior set her off so she unbuckled and go into her face and threatened her. The crew saw this and asked if there was a threat in this altercation. When my wife said yes, they were very giddy about it. When my wife found out that the lady was getting arrested after the flight, she tried to see if they could let it go; they said no as it was out of her hands - apparently doing stuff like that is a federal offense. When they landed, police escorted my wife and the lady off. Last time my wife saw the lady she was saying that her uncle was a state trooper and the officers responded with something like "he's not here". When I picked my wife up, there was a state trooper standing with her waiting.
My biggest fear is that im in Bill's situation and the flight attendant removes me from the plane because she thinks it must require 2 people to cause a problem, you know. Nothing would have made me mad unless they try to take me off the flight when I was ignoring the other guy. Then, i'd probably lose my marbles and go viral for being a fool lol
True, but if you don't act defensive, I think they'll usually side with you. Especially if, like in this case, other passengers back you up. The key is to act as if you're being filmed so that none of your behavior is questionable. Let it be the other guy who steps in his own shit
You sound stable.
this is relatable.
Lmao I love how Joe barely gets the story. “You should have haymakered him”
Yeah and got arrested that would have showed him.
The universe gave me this moment, why can't I not just enjoy it without turning into a movie maker 👍
*film crew
Best quote
That's an amazingly accurate drawing of Bill Burr. Lol
I loved bills answer to Joe’s “you should have filmed it” question. Some of us don’t give a shit about filming anything
I think he might have been afraid to fly.
i was thinking the same thing lol
I have a group of close friends who are all flight attendants for companies like Delta, American, and Spirit and they said they give Air Marshals whatever they want; usually it’s waaaay more booze than what’s even remotely usually allowed
Interesting
@Maxwell Mabardy is there like a magical barrier stopping the alcohol from being drank?
Well I guess if they're raging alcoholics. I know a handful of people that have lost there jobs because they're total piss tanks and had vodka in water bottles. But I mean I don't believe flight attendants wouldn't at least tell on someone who's supposed to be protecting a plane full of people. Sounds like a bullshit story to me
@@gobot581 more that a sky marshal would get shit canned about as quickly as you would if you went to work hammered
@@gobot581 No but it's a responsibility and some common sense.
"Yeah, he was berating that ginger fella"
lmao
"This guy's not a Sky Marshall, he's boozing it up",. Bill, I'd be doing the same thing.
Are you a sky marshal that boozes it up?
Now when bill said I hate authority…. I love the dude for real now.
Huh? Him hating authority has been the core of his act for at least a decade. Had you not heard much Bill Burr before this?
cornball
Can’t get over the drawings of them I love it
Plot twist: Bill Burr had five pounds of coke strapped to his taint. He’s the number 1 distributor in the Greater Indianapolis area
I first heard this story on the MM podcast and I could not stop laughing through the whole thing 😂
The plane pulled over and stopped. 😂
Only bill would get the full value of this story out into the universe hahahaha
Listen to this story every other day..can't beat bill
I so respect his answer to them asking why he didn't whip out a camera and film it.
That art of Joe Rogan is awesome
i absolutely love the stick figure drawings to go with these already hilarious stories. it makes it so much funnier lol🤣
Love the stick man Lofi Art…especially when he leans his long neck across the isle 😂
Rogan saying "Should've sucker punched him and then pretended to be sleeping." Is so on brand for Rogan.
"if I was there... I would've beat everyone up." -Experienced Joes
I thought i had heard every Bill Burr story but thankfully I found this one I hadn't and it didn't disappoint, hilarious! As a commuting airline pilot who travels to an from work every few days, this is my internal Spirit animal I always have to suppress. I sit in the cockpit for a reason, because if i was a flight attendant I would get fired day one with all of the absolute animals that fly everyday. Bill you handled this perfectly. F**king Brilliant!
Why are you going to Indianapolis Bill?!
"He was on something". It's okay, Bill, I live in Indiana: you can just say it, it's meth 😂
It’s not West Virginia, dude. It’s Indiana. Most people aren’t strung out on meth. Lol
@@keenanscutchfield7229 how to say you have never been to Indiana without saying you’ve never been to Indiana…
It’s the Crossroads Of America with all that entails 😂
@@keenanscutchfield7229 Indiana is the meth capital of the United States.
Pulling out his pilot's license probably would have been a pretty good show
A classic from the good old Billy in his prime!
One of my favorite stories ever
I love the intro beat 🔥
Lmfao I’ve heard this a million times but I read the title and saw the thumbnail and started laughing so hard
Bill needs to go to Indianapolis more often
As someone who lives in Indiana I would not say no to being able to see Bill perform here more often
Agreed
This is my favorite Burr story
Oh my god I remember hearing this story when I was taking a shower. I was literally Ray Liotta in Goodfellas when he heard the heist was a success
This for me is still his greatest bit of all time. I think about almost every time I fly lol
I was in a bar once and this sketchy guy came in, looked like he was tweaking. As fate would have it he sits next to me and mumbles some stuff in my direction. I kinda give him a nod, act friendly, and low and behold he buys me a drink haha.
It still felt sketch, but I accepted the drink. Just because I figure that if this dude started getting weird or violent at least I got free drink out of it! Lol. I tried to be friendly again, asked if he’s a local or something. He responds with, “Are you a true American”. I’m thinking like,”Sh**, here we go haha”. I respond, “Yeah I am”, as if that question isn’t weird af lol. He asks me the same question again, gets up and gets right up on me. Before anything happened security came and kicked his ass out.
The bar gave us free shots after that lol.
I love the illustration
I saw this one a while ago, it just came up and I had to watch it again.
Here I am again!
Does anyone have this uncensored???
My absolute dream is sitting next to Bill Burr on a flight and asking him if hes afraid to fly.
"Cant you just be in the moment and not need a film crew?" LOVE IT!
"Why are you going to Indianapolis, Biiilll?????" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill was so committed he actually drank the water to make himself have to pee.
Take the end when bills doing the beat, loop the crap outta it and put him screaming, and pieces of him ranting from his specials and F is for family. I think it would be hilarious 😂
Only 2 reasons to go to Indianapolis.
1. Indy 500
2. Your industry got tricked into holding a convention there
"Fly this bus"
Lolz
I love the "aaaah" Bill gives after he realises he just honestly roasted Joe and his crew. Like, "aaaah fuck that was too honest at the wrong people"
That depiction of Rogan is pure art
I could listen to to Bill all day
She asked the guy if he was sure he was okay flying with Bill in the HOPES that crazy guy would say no, then she would remove HIM
The cartoon drawings of Joe and Bill 🤣
Genie Joe Rogan
The pictures are hilarious haha
The passenger was actually Joe Rogan. He was roided up and doesn't remember.
Joe was on DMT, thought he was in CIA
“REALLY WAS IT SOME KIND OF SPY JUICE?!” 🤣
I like these
“Go ahead and push it dude,” “push that button, let’s see where this goes”
I love this story
Born n raised in Indy and this is even funnier 😂
8:00 This part had me dying the first time I heard it
“…..why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?” 🤣🤣
Ive heard this stort so many times. And it still amuses me.
The animations. Love it.
I listen to this at least once a month lol
Bill needs to do a special called "why you goin there BILL?!" LOL.
Joe the stick figure skipped legs day
Joe suggesting he hits him 😂 I love him ahaha
Holy crap this is gold.
Bill Bur for the win.
I am laughing my azz off right now. WOW 😅😂😭🤣🇺🇸
As someone from Indianapolis, I have no idea why this came in my recommended yesterday.😆
That was actually funny as hell. Thanks for the story!
You know how Ryan Gosling does that Mona Lisa smile? Lol
Is that Rogen bill and Stavros? Do I hear a Stavros laugh? What a dynamic trio
What I wouldn’t give to be next to Bill Burr on a plane and just casually say, “ hey man I love you’re comedy you’re funny AF” ……..and that’s it! Just say hello and I love you’re comedy
Troyboi intro?!!!!!!
SICK.
Love Bill Burr
Love Troyboi
I dont recall the Indianapolis prison being in view of lucas oil, maybe the basketball stadium lol
I think he knew exactly who bill was and was just fucking with him..gave em a good story..