annoying types of guitarists
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2020
- Annoying types of guitarists. I am/have been most of these. Don't get offended, it's all in good fun. Relax. You are loved.
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I have been most of these. How about you?
Reharmonize a blues tune
sí
Im always stoned ❤️
I'm the one that never starts
Can you do I've Got You Under My Skin? Singing while playing the trumpet and guitar? Lol😂
you forgot the dude who pretends hes a good guitarist but never actually plays so he makes videos about people who actually play and makes fun of them but never really finds fulfilment in life
me btw
Yeah his name his Abobe something, his videos are terrible and hurtful to watch
@@RudyAyoub not funny
@@lentzdadjentlaman1348 i think his name is adobe flash player
I see what you did there
you forgot about the guitarist that knows pieces of tons of songs but can't ever remember the whole song. (that's me)
And me
My unknown brother from the other side of earth, I fell and understand your strugle because I am infected with the exact same great strugle as you are.
Same
Same. Agreed.
Me.
I really can relate to this
The "I can't tune" is the pinnacle of every beginner
You mean the Sepultura
I just installed a tuner app on my tablet with multiple tuning settings, Its helpful
I took two days to tune the gosh darn thing
@@heyits_cat8966 SAME ITS TOOK ME AWHILE TO LEARN THAT TECHNIQUE
@@mantheray6109 update a year later, I CAN'T TUNE IT ALL THE WAY ANYMORE SHSJJSHSH
it is forever stuck with 1 out of tune string 👍
As a pianist, I can relate to not being able to start when I am being watched. I love your guitar story and how your journey began! Keep up your content bro!
I’m the person who forgets how to play a single note when somebody is watching
So you play chords instead?
@@unconventionalguitarist9129 lol usually yes. I just go back to default first position open chords
I feel you bro
I feel attack by this message
me too!
the dude who never starts is actually just shy
THIS!
ME AF
@POTATO WEEB ikr
@@rolanddelasse8585 me too :)
I’m just super insecure and feel like imma be made fun of lol. Unless we’re like really close like my family
2:08 the expressions are 200% accurate.
is he referring to anyone?
I think Billy Wilkins
When he started playing malagueña, I felt so proud that those years of trying to learn it made me be able to play it exactly like he did 🥺
Fun fact: these can all be freely combined for even more types.
Like voltron?
We already have Lucas ?
Funny as the good place (he'll) I'm all of these
The fact that this is true terrifies me
*the ukelele metal purist*
I am the guy who plays all his favorite parts of his fav songs but never plays a song in its entirety, just goes on like a riff compilation video on youtube
Aynen ben sadece soloları ve riffleri caliyom
Um that’s every guitar player!
Same here
same!
My oldest son and his friends would do that, playing their favorite parts of songs. Only they all played something different, and all at once. I finally banned them from playing in my garage.
my dad is the “i haven’t played in like 9 years” guy lmao. I’m learning and everytime he picks up the guitar to show me something he always says “Man, i can’t play so good anymore, gout in my hand always gets in the way.” and then he plays the most beautiful piece you’ve ever heard in your life
2:35 that's literally every new guitarist after buy a guitar for the first time
You might want to add "the guy with 12 guitars worth tons of money but can't play for shit." I know a few...
they are the worst... ive been a serious player for 20 years and finally bought my first quality guitar last year.
Surely this is the largest group. In 2007, when every highschool kid 'played the guitar', every 3rd male was/became this exact guy
@@robhand7205 That's amazing. I actually want to get a bass but I keep practicing on our old guitars. So I kept playing on the low strings
Been that guy also
no the worst is the guy who forgets what it was he learned yesterday, tries to make up for it today and forgets that he will have to re learn it tomorrow. there's no saving them because they love playing and have no skill. hello been there and still am
You forgot, "The one who refuses to play in front of anybody".
Lol that's me
that's me and it annoys everyone
Why is that annoying? Is there an obligation for guitarists to play in font of an audience? I attended piano and trombone lessons for some eight years when I was young and I hated when there was a compulsory once a year performance. It was one of the things that made me finally quit.
ME
I just play in front of my siblings and occasionally my parents but other people? Hell naw dawg, that's a no from me
0:31 i started bursting into laughter until my jaws start to hurt lmao, the facial expression tho
So was "Guitarist who played only the opening of Smoke on the Water on repeat" the bane of just my high school existence, or did anyone else experience having to hear that every single day for years?
Fire in the sky
"stop molesting my guitar"
Me whenever a friend dares to touch my instruments without knowing how to play lmao
SAME HAHA
Yessssss same!!
YESSS...
dude that's just me when someone touches my guitar at all.
man i get so triggered when my dad does that with my ukulele. poor ukulele may it rest in peace
The metal guitarist who can shred but only ever played tabs and can't jam
Anybody that has come on YT for tutorials, has seen and heard so much shredding, that it just sounds crappy after awhile. Just a bunch sounds.
@@joelstolarski2244 All music is just a bunch of sounds.
this hits me very hard
Whachu know, i like tabs, much easier than jamming 😂😭
I thought shredding was jamming :(
This was total freekin' HILARIOUS, relatable, cool and clever content man!
...and you play real nice too!!
1:38 that is the fuckin truth. Thats not an annoying guitar player. Metal heads are the BEST.
Last great album but not last good album. Black Album was pretty good, the rest after that is just meh. My favorite is Ride The Lightning.
*/w\PREACH/w\*
I think I'll never stop being the guitar pevert
just learn to build them, either you'll be loving them even more, or at least start to prefer playing :)
Wkkwkw
I'm with you. Gotta give the soundhole a good sniff!
@@Throbtometrist that felt soo dirty
This video is kink shaming guitar perverts everywhere
4:30 how Radiohead sounds to non-Radiohead listeners
I would be offended as a radiohead fan but it's just accurate
LMAO
That’s how Radiohead sounds to Radiohead listeners
🎶Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to practice my guitar🎶
add some synth piano and that could easily be on AMSP
I’ve just discovered you Lucas!! Brilliant…..love the channel and love your sense of humor. Refreshing!!
You forgot the Rockstar. I remember a guy in a local Zeppelin cover band who thought he was Jimmy Page and wouldn't help the band setup for gigs or tear down after, or even help drive to the gigs. He didn't want to damage his hands because he was a "musician", and not a roadie. He wouldn't carry anything but his guitar, which he carried EVERYWHERE.
Me: the stoner
My sister: ukulele
My brother: avant-garde snob (he’s 5)
My mom: the guitar drummer
My dad: a mix of the metal purist and self-esteem destroyer
I used to be the avant-garde snob... when there was someone present who i really wanted to piss off.
That's one talented family tho
One whole set. And it fits so perfectly 😔
The self-esteem guy is my friends father. Were just jamming a little, he comes into the room "Hey that sounds cool, could I have the guitar for a sec" and starts improvising some solos
"(he's 5)" lol
I'm the guy who has owned a guitar for 25 years and never had the patience to learn how to play it.
ME
Unfortunately that is me.
Thats honestly an achievement
@@johnjowari7128 Yeah, in a way it is...that guitar has traveled from Ohio to Colorado, then back to Ohio, then to Guadalajara. I guess I should be proud that I've preserved it through so many changes in my life.
Mine had the same fate. Time to sell it.
That first Fur Elise was smokin! Great job!
You are absolutely hysterical and so spot on!
Lucas as an IG girl is something I never knew I needed
lucas as an IG girl is the best way to start destroy dick december.
To make it short: Everyone is annoying
Which one are you?
@@Teebiscuit12345 Guitar Pervert and the one who never starts and you ?
@@azadarecnoctum6725 The one who only knows bits of songs.
@@Teebiscuit12345 ok you can add that to my list too :D
@@Teebiscuit12345 the annoying one...
I’m the one who never starts😂 I just become nervous and start make up excuses for my bad playing🤷🏻♀️
Same ...
0:57 when your mom bought u a classical guitar but you still want to play tom morello stuff
I'm definitely the "can't really play" dude. Except I'm not lying...
Same
Same. I can play but not good enough to feel like I'm allowed to tell people I can.
Feel attacked 😭
Same
Its 3 am, and i dont even play guitar.
Insomnia is a bitch
You forgot the “Enemy of the guitar stores”. That guy who only knows how to play stairway to heaven in guitar stores
I purposely play stairway to heaven in guitar stores just to annoy everyone. I know other songs. It’s just more fun to watch everyone suffer.
Stairway got replaced by the entire ouvre of Metallica in the early 00's. I don't know what they do today. After two years in music instrument retail, I did my level best to stay away.
Worse, the guy who plays the Smoke on the Water riff, but that's it, doesn't actually know what key it's in, or which chord to play after the intro.
Why would people get annoyed by “stairway to heaven “, it’s actually not a bad song 🧐
@@hahahahahaha6504 Its not a bad song by any means. But try listening to it over and over again without getting annoyed
3:50 the russia genius!!!!!
This is some funny stuff bro 😁🎶
Thanks for sharing !
I'm the bad guitarist who insists on singing but can't
Same here, maybe it’s a daniel thing
@@Darkheart1413 yeah probably
me too! *high fives you*
me too lol
Same
"anyway, here's wonderwall"
**puts capo on second fret**
@@xensbooknook We all know the guy who always plays Wonderwall
A. Only knows the verse
B. Doesn't Use a Capo
My teenage years
2:24 she's so good, even deaf ppl can enjoy herself playing.
You are absolutely hilarious dude. Love your work!
lucas without his hat looks like his head was naked, im just so used to him wearing a hat
Haha
Haha
Just like Jacksepticeye!
@@NoThumb no he doesn't and he hasn't wore that hat in years
@@namefirstnamelast7944 That's the point being made, when Jack first started taking off his cap his head looked naked.
Also, The guitarist who appears to be way too into it. With his eyes closed and exaggerated head movements.
You mean, like this guy: ruclips.net/video/6gQ7m0c4ReI/видео.html
Its all about "FEELINGS"
Yeah, thats me :)
@@blogusvox i've seen way way worse head movement (not on guitar tho)
happens with violin too. Nothing wrong with it.
It is a pleasure for me to watch your videos. I like your vibe!
Just found this, loved it. Cheers.
0:04 The fact that he is actually showing off.....xdd
0:32 colleen ballinger
The gunshots at the end got me.
i'm the dude who learns songs but then gets bored and never practices them again and so just plays 'his own stuff' and improvs, sometimes well but sometimes aimlessly, and has an inferiority complex about guys who know lots of songs that girls like to sing along to at parties.
Omg that's literally me
Jesus Christ who hurt you?
Feels.
Bro u ok?
Making your owm melodies is not a bad thing don't worry that sounds actually cool
@@nycolleamendez5608 it's super cool until you can tell that everyone at the party is getting bored with your solo jam because they were expecting to have a drunk singalong. Then Chad grabs the guitar and busts out a hacked up version of Wonderwall and everyone's having a great time. And you're thinking "why didn't I just do that?". Not every good musician is also a good performer, it's just a personality thing. I learned this long ago so now I just play because I enjoy it, not to entertain people. :)
3:59
“You couldn’t let me be happy for two minutes”
Dude I’ve never related to something this much before in my life 😂
Idk why these people tend to destroy beginners' self esteem. Just makes people want to quit. What I usually say is "keep practicing. Eventually, you will look at this and see that it is super easy"
meeee dude how does he do the sixteenths for malagueña? I was proud i barely learned it with the normal eighths on the high e
@ShøckBLXDE Snow Leopard la malagueña
Pretty good breakdown. I enjoyed it
Hysterical! I loved it.
As the “good guitarist who insists on singing, but can’t”, I appreciated this quite a bit 😂
I can do both but only one at a time
I can either play guitar good or sing good
Not both at once
The amount this comment resonates with me is unreal
One very famous guitar player who fits this type ... can't name him ... don't speak ill of the dead but ... dead (so to speak) on ...
@@dexblue stevie ray?
I do both, sometimes I sing while playing it and sometimes I have a terrible voice or lazy to do it so yeah
I’m the “I can’t really play” guy but I LITERALLY only have the muscle memory left from Dust in the Wind
YES!
This is somehow very symbolic and pretty cool at the same time 😆
I’m literally learning that right now
Love it, this is so on point! XD
Thanks for the upload...as someone who just picked up his first guitar, this is pretty important info. :-)
4:31 sneak peek to new Radiohead single.
Damn! I thought the exact same thing when he started to sing :-)
It does actually sound like that 😂
I hate that you're right so much
5:01 are we gonna ignore the fact that this man went 5 miles in 2.5 minutes. he can walk 120 miles per hour and hes choosing to play the guitar.
May he rest in peace
May he rest in pieces.
im glad you included kg soloman 500 in the beginning
Guitar drummer!! Didn’t expect that one, but once it came on it brought back so many college memories! 😆
When you enter to see if you are not one of them and you realize that we all has been at least one of them
I’m the shower singer that air guitars while singing.
I’m offended I was not represented.
Well, you’re probably not annoying anybody🤷🏻♂️
@@cristobalarriagada673 just the thought about it annoys me
This is guitarists not that
That's air guitar not actual guitar
Love the video. 😹❤️
As a Uke player, I love this funny accurate-relatable video of all of my heart fr 😭🙏🏾❤️
Fred: Let's see who's behind the avant-garde snob mask!!
Shaggy: The jazz player?
Velma: It was him all the time...
The “youtube girl” is about as spot on as it gets
Hahahaha I am going to start a covers channel and I am going to record my first cover with a turtleneck because I find this profile ridiculous 🤣🤣
Instagram *
This is what I'm talking about ruclips.net/video/ed_w6Ysprps/видео.html
@@alecgiroux Tho I watched a bit she can really play man
@@alecgiroux can yall just let girl enjoy things without being sexist? thx
This was entertaining and funny, thank you.
Dude you're a comedian, overflowing artistic talent!
I'm the good guitarist who cannot sing a note.
I'm the bad guitarist that can't sing that also doesn't have a guitar
@@Randomperson-ke7xh who know get a guitar it may change ur life
I'm a decent bassist but i have difficulties breathing when i play (basically unless i focus really hard i breathe in synch with every note i play and it's annoying as shit with fast songs) so sometimes i sing, I'm kinda shite at it tho 😂
@@sofiafilippi3849 I play flute and I just started playing the guitar, and even then I still have trouble with breathing.
@@Randomperson-ke7xh At least one of these three things can be changed.
"Its not about the notes you play, its the feeling" this is what I tell myself when I cant get a piece down and I wanna feel better. 🤣🤣🤣
@Carl Panzram Yes! my guitar is 100% an extension of who I am, so when i play its my version of the song.
"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable." ― Ludwig van Beethoven
With our mistakes we are in a very good company.
The acid head, endlessly soloing with mad fuzz and reverb, transcending time and mode, staring unblinking into the spiraling abyss.
4:28 V7 b9 #11 natural13. One of my favourite chords
I confess, I hate the Avant garde snob and the guy who never starts playing something. Thankfully, we have Lucas, the jazz guy
Exactly!
The jizz guy
Damn I need some of that AI Toilet paper
Ikr
So it wasn't a product placement?
Wait i can’t find it anywhere maybe it’s in the dark web
I tried some , it just told me I was full of sh%t !
@@twoweary lol
Best line ever......“Occasionally he shoots strangers”🤣🇨🇦🎸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My mom is the type that apparently knows how to play, but no one ever actually sees her play, because one of the strings on her guitar is always broken... always.
It's not always the same mind you, she really does swap them... she just always breaks another one...
2:04 the bassist who got a hold on a guitar
Davie504
As a bassist, this hurt me.
"hey everyone, today we're gonna learn to play purple rain by prince for the guitar."
"Rain you say. That brings us to today's sponsor."
"RAIN SHADOW LEGENDS THE MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER GAME WHERE YOU CAN UNLOCK HERO---"
Underrated comment
But can you play rain by rob scallon
It's also a joke.
That dark twist at the end tho
Our jazz band played Enter Sandman as one of our songs for the concert and, I have to say, it was one of my favorites.
The Avant-garde Snob really is accurate, I played a part in a guitar ensemble piece by a contemporary composer which used custom notation (aka virtually unreadable without first memorising all the custom note heads etc), and it was just like how you demonstrate
3:09 “it’s not a-Bach how many notes you play” really got me 😂😂😂
Like the Bach of my hand, lol
@@mrshmetel2312 pls tell me what the name of that piece
@@rafictr123 same here pls, i been looking for 2 days but i can't find it.
@@rafictr123 ok, nevermind i already find it :D
it's BWV 1006a Prelude by J.S Bach.
@@sack. THANK YOU
This video is so awesome :D
The person who learns the intros but never the whole song.
You missed the guy who turns everything into jazz ...
(PS: this is a joke 😂)
I am that joke.
I even play bluegrass jazz - really annoys people.
ruclips.net/video/dugM2JV3Vjg/видео.html
i know this is unrelated but what's the first song i forgot its name at 0:05
@@rabokarabekian409 Für Elise by Beethoven
@@viniciusleaoa Thanks
Oh, you mean a jazz guitarist?
No stoner acts like that. Only people who act like they're stoners do that.😂
I was gonna say this lol
Yeah that's someone on acid
@@reubenhaslip9312 I was about to chime in with "that's acid" as well hahaha
That dude was frying
Agree
The guitar snob was hilarious lmao
I'm the kind that grabs the bass, plugs it in, opens Amplitube, messes around with fx and proceeds to watch youtube with the bass on my lap for one hour.
Gostei muito deste video!
Hey Vinheteiro Which one are you?
Eu também, seu danado
Esse cara é engraçado e muito bom no que faz dou muitas risadas sempre
Stop staring at me
Nosso vinheteiro por aqui, que maravilha
1:24 - It's exactly my friend
Nice job, I laughed out loud at a few of these.
As a pianist this in fact how I categorize different guitarists
They sure are annoying. This is very relatable.
im the "i can't play, i havent played in years dude"
Except I actually CANNOT PLAY anymore hahah
Your classical skills are mad!
dude, you really awesome!!!)
I think we all need to take a moment to realise that lucas is very skilled at guitar.
I Thought he played the piano ?...dam my failing eyesight..
Let’s all stop to recognize that the sky is blue. 😊
The tone for "the dude who loves himself" is so on point
I’m a stoner.. I’m not like that. I ONLY play “Wonderwall” and “Wish You Were Here.”
¡Ha Ha Ha! ¡Excelent video Lucas! I used to be the one who never starts mixed with the Metal who only plays song no one knows. ¡Nice Video!