annoying types of guitarists

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @LucasBrar
    @LucasBrar  4 года назад +5574

    I have been most of these. How about you?

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 4 года назад +16114

    you forgot the dude who pretends hes a good guitarist but never actually plays so he makes videos about people who actually play and makes fun of them but never really finds fulfilment in life

    • @RudyAyoub
      @RudyAyoub 4 года назад +2048

      me btw

    • @lentzdadjentlaman1348
      @lentzdadjentlaman1348 4 года назад +731

      Yeah his name his Abobe something, his videos are terrible and hurtful to watch

    • @Davisolved
      @Davisolved 4 года назад +121

      @@RudyAyoub not funny

    • @WeeperX
      @WeeperX 4 года назад +429

      @@lentzdadjentlaman1348 i think his name is adobe flash player

    • @yeesenchai
      @yeesenchai 4 года назад +41

      I see what you did there

  • @pink_phoenix
    @pink_phoenix 3 года назад +3252

    I’m the person who forgets how to play a single note when somebody is watching

    • @unconventionalguitarist9129
      @unconventionalguitarist9129 3 года назад +26

      So you play chords instead?

    • @pink_phoenix
      @pink_phoenix 3 года назад +53

      @@unconventionalguitarist9129 lol usually yes. I just go back to default first position open chords

    • @pechpech4085
      @pechpech4085 3 года назад +4

      I feel you bro

    • @kamens793
      @kamens793 3 года назад +10

      I feel attack by this message

    • @MoeSlislack
      @MoeSlislack 3 года назад +1

      me too!

  • @Noone-of-your-Business
    @Noone-of-your-Business 4 года назад +2603

    Fun fact: these can all be freely combined for even more types.

  • @AngieAJ
    @AngieAJ 3 года назад +976

    The "I can't tune" is the pinnacle of every beginner

    • @guyfauks2576
      @guyfauks2576 3 года назад +1

      You mean the Sepultura

    • @RomeoTRM
      @RomeoTRM 3 года назад +3

      I just installed a tuner app on my tablet with multiple tuning settings, Its helpful

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 3 года назад +5

      I took two days to tune the gosh darn thing

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 2 года назад

      @@heyits_cat8966 SAME ITS TOOK ME AWHILE TO LEARN THAT TECHNIQUE

    • @heyits_cat8966
      @heyits_cat8966 2 года назад +1

      @@mantheray6109 update a year later, I CAN'T TUNE IT ALL THE WAY ANYMORE SHSJJSHSH
      it is forever stuck with 1 out of tune string 👍

  • @ahmetalpergultekin
    @ahmetalpergultekin 4 года назад +3748

    I am the guy who plays all his favorite parts of his fav songs but never plays a song in its entirety, just goes on like a riff compilation video on youtube

    • @thejoker-go3fh
      @thejoker-go3fh 4 года назад +8

      Aynen ben sadece soloları ve riffleri caliyom

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 4 года назад +72

      Um that’s every guitar player!

    • @Hopeful_Husker
      @Hopeful_Husker 4 года назад +5

      Same here

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 4 года назад +2

      same!

    • @TheDellaniOakes
      @TheDellaniOakes 4 года назад +21

      My oldest son and his friends would do that, playing their favorite parts of songs. Only they all played something different, and all at once. I finally banned them from playing in my garage.

  • @bronysreact9919
    @bronysreact9919 4 года назад +3877

    the dude who never starts is actually just shy

    • @colewalton1340
      @colewalton1340 4 года назад +69

      THIS!

    • @rolanddelasse8585
      @rolanddelasse8585 4 года назад +26

      ME AF

    • @bronysreact9919
      @bronysreact9919 4 года назад +2

      @POTATO WEEB ikr

    • @bronysreact9919
      @bronysreact9919 4 года назад +1

      @@rolanddelasse8585 me too :)

    • @ben9159
      @ben9159 4 года назад +48

      I’m just super insecure and feel like imma be made fun of lol. Unless we’re like really close like my family

  • @robhand7205
    @robhand7205 4 года назад +11562

    you forgot about the guitarist that knows pieces of tons of songs but can't ever remember the whole song. (that's me)

    • @carpenterspencil
      @carpenterspencil 4 года назад +112

      And me

    • @mao_zhu_xi
      @mao_zhu_xi 4 года назад +299

      My unknown brother from the other side of earth, I fell and understand your strugle because I am infected with the exact same great strugle as you are.

    • @ilikestripes5709
      @ilikestripes5709 4 года назад +12

      Same

    • @keihittori5343
      @keihittori5343 4 года назад +19

      Same. Agreed.
      Me.

    • @MrPopoy67
      @MrPopoy67 3 года назад +29

      I really can relate to this

  • @alexcs4883
    @alexcs4883 3 года назад +257

    As a pianist, I can relate to not being able to start when I am being watched. I love your guitar story and how your journey began! Keep up your content bro!

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni 4 года назад +919

    You forgot, "The one who refuses to play in front of anybody".

    • @scarlettgomez7117
      @scarlettgomez7117 4 года назад +68

      Lol that's me

    • @zachwills2616
      @zachwills2616 4 года назад +39

      that's me and it annoys everyone

    • @jimmiller5891
      @jimmiller5891 3 года назад +77

      Why is that annoying? Is there an obligation for guitarists to play in font of an audience? I attended piano and trombone lessons for some eight years when I was young and I hated when there was a compulsory once a year performance. It was one of the things that made me finally quit.

    • @theveganalien7091
      @theveganalien7091 3 года назад +3

      ME

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 года назад +5

      I just play in front of my siblings and occasionally my parents but other people? Hell naw dawg, that's a no from me

  • @martyksol
    @martyksol 4 года назад +1369

    "stop molesting my guitar"
    Me whenever a friend dares to touch my instruments without knowing how to play lmao

    • @onlyonekoa24
      @onlyonekoa24 3 года назад +6

      SAME HAHA

    • @kittywizard7777
      @kittywizard7777 3 года назад +1

      Yessssss same!!

    • @jeremyclark3049
      @jeremyclark3049 3 года назад +1

      YESSS...

    • @greyangel7996
      @greyangel7996 3 года назад +5

      dude that's just me when someone touches my guitar at all.

    • @isatrujillo469
      @isatrujillo469 3 года назад +5

      man i get so triggered when my dad does that with my ukulele. poor ukulele may it rest in peace

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 года назад +1433

    Me: the stoner
    My sister: ukulele
    My brother: avant-garde snob (he’s 5)
    My mom: the guitar drummer
    My dad: a mix of the metal purist and self-esteem destroyer

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 3 года назад +48

      I used to be the avant-garde snob... when there was someone present who i really wanted to piss off.

    • @Poly-A-A
      @Poly-A-A 3 года назад +68

      That's one talented family tho

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +11

      One whole set. And it fits so perfectly 😔

    • @Itza-Me
      @Itza-Me 3 года назад +21

      The self-esteem guy is my friends father. Were just jamming a little, he comes into the room "Hey that sounds cool, could I have the guitar for a sec" and starts improvising some solos

    • @kjgear
      @kjgear 3 года назад +6

      "(he's 5)" lol

  • @kerrycalls540
    @kerrycalls540 2 года назад +60

    2:08 the expressions are 200% accurate.

  • @Kaktussssssssss
    @Kaktussssssssss 4 года назад +313

    4:30 how Radiohead sounds to non-Radiohead listeners

    • @novawolfx232
      @novawolfx232 4 года назад +41

      I would be offended as a radiohead fan but it's just accurate

    • @anahi8765
      @anahi8765 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @ben_machin
      @ben_machin 4 года назад +34

      That’s how Radiohead sounds to Radiohead listeners

    • @orbpulsargd2608
      @orbpulsargd2608 4 года назад +9

      🎶Please could you stop the noise? I'm trying to practice my guitar🎶

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 4 года назад +6

      add some synth piano and that could easily be on AMSP

  • @dennerdias9029
    @dennerdias9029 4 года назад +3376

    I think I'll never stop being the guitar pevert

    • @friendly.icicle
      @friendly.icicle 4 года назад +65

      just learn to build them, either you'll be loving them even more, or at least start to prefer playing :)

    • @danielsetyabudiadi6089
      @danielsetyabudiadi6089 4 года назад +3

      Wkkwkw

    • @Throbtometrist
      @Throbtometrist 4 года назад +65

      I'm with you. Gotta give the soundhole a good sniff!

    • @shinigami8068
      @shinigami8068 4 года назад +40

      @@Throbtometrist that felt soo dirty

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 года назад +38

      This video is kink shaming guitar perverts everywhere

  • @diegostine
    @diegostine 4 года назад +550

    Lucas as an IG girl is something I never knew I needed

    • @nosleep637
      @nosleep637 4 года назад +10

      lucas as an IG girl is the best way to start destroy dick december.

  • @aylxk
    @aylxk 3 года назад +17

    When he started playing malagueña, I felt so proud that those years of trying to learn it made me be able to play it exactly like he did 🥺

  • @danielmcnulty8736
    @danielmcnulty8736 4 года назад +1067

    You might want to add "the guy with 12 guitars worth tons of money but can't play for shit." I know a few...

    • @robhand7205
      @robhand7205 4 года назад +50

      they are the worst... ive been a serious player for 20 years and finally bought my first quality guitar last year.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 4 года назад +21

      Surely this is the largest group. In 2007, when every highschool kid 'played the guitar', every 3rd male was/became this exact guy

    • @larsulcer7156
      @larsulcer7156 3 года назад +5

      @@robhand7205 That's amazing. I actually want to get a bass but I keep practicing on our old guitars. So I kept playing on the low strings

    • @harrykelley1764
      @harrykelley1764 3 года назад

      Been that guy also

    • @stevechurch4728
      @stevechurch4728 3 года назад +3

      no the worst is the guy who forgets what it was he learned yesterday, tries to make up for it today and forgets that he will have to re learn it tomorrow. there's no saving them because they love playing and have no skill. hello been there and still am

  • @TristanBanks
    @TristanBanks 4 года назад +3567

    The metal guitarist who can shred but only ever played tabs and can't jam

    • @joelstolarski2244
      @joelstolarski2244 4 года назад +112

      Anybody that has come on YT for tutorials, has seen and heard so much shredding, that it just sounds crappy after awhile. Just a bunch sounds.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 4 года назад +398

      @@joelstolarski2244 All music is just a bunch of sounds.

    • @dyershet2616
      @dyershet2616 3 года назад +23

      this hits me very hard

    • @Noone-ue6xo
      @Noone-ue6xo 3 года назад +20

      Whachu know, i like tabs, much easier than jamming 😂😭

    • @lune-3214
      @lune-3214 3 года назад +4

      I thought shredding was jamming :(

  • @papigringo5692
    @papigringo5692 4 года назад +887

    I'm the guy who has owned a guitar for 25 years and never had the patience to learn how to play it.

    • @red0573
      @red0573 4 года назад +7

      ME

    • @Cailean_MacCoinnich
      @Cailean_MacCoinnich 3 года назад +15

      Unfortunately that is me.

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 года назад +9

      Thats honestly an achievement

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 3 года назад +31

      @@johnjowari7128 Yeah, in a way it is...that guitar has traveled from Ohio to Colorado, then back to Ohio, then to Guadalajara. I guess I should be proud that I've preserved it through so many changes in my life.

    • @l.2511
      @l.2511 3 года назад +2

      Mine had the same fate. Time to sell it.

  • @ivaniliev7028
    @ivaniliev7028 3 года назад +9

    1:38 that is the fuckin truth. Thats not an annoying guitar player. Metal heads are the BEST.

    • @gameboycat05
      @gameboycat05 3 года назад +1

      Last great album but not last good album. Black Album was pretty good, the rest after that is just meh. My favorite is Ride The Lightning.

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 года назад

      */w\PREACH/w\*

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler 4 года назад +452

    I'm definitely the "can't really play" dude. Except I'm not lying...

    • @Montaggg33
      @Montaggg33 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 4 года назад +21

      Same. I can play but not good enough to feel like I'm allowed to tell people I can.

    • @poyam615
      @poyam615 4 года назад +1

      Feel attacked 😭

    • @HaraldHardraade1066
      @HaraldHardraade1066 4 года назад

      Same

    • @ilovepudding7873
      @ilovepudding7873 4 года назад

      Its 3 am, and i dont even play guitar.
      Insomnia is a bitch

  • @camiloordonez
    @camiloordonez 4 года назад +2482

    You forgot the “Enemy of the guitar stores”. That guy who only knows how to play stairway to heaven in guitar stores

    • @ombrenightcores
      @ombrenightcores 4 года назад +157

      I purposely play stairway to heaven in guitar stores just to annoy everyone. I know other songs. It’s just more fun to watch everyone suffer.

    • @brockam
      @brockam 4 года назад +33

      Stairway got replaced by the entire ouvre of Metallica in the early 00's. I don't know what they do today. After two years in music instrument retail, I did my level best to stay away.

    • @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn
      @Dave-Rough-Diamond-Dunn 4 года назад +44

      Worse, the guy who plays the Smoke on the Water riff, but that's it, doesn't actually know what key it's in, or which chord to play after the intro.

    • @hahahahahaha6504
      @hahahahahaha6504 4 года назад +16

      Why would people get annoyed by “stairway to heaven “, it’s actually not a bad song 🧐

    • @camiloordonez
      @camiloordonez 4 года назад +34

      @@hahahahahaha6504 Its not a bad song by any means. But try listening to it over and over again without getting annoyed

  • @qwerty3528
    @qwerty3528 4 года назад +748

    lucas without his hat looks like his head was naked, im just so used to him wearing a hat

    • @LucasBrar
      @LucasBrar  4 года назад +64

      Haha

    • @improvingguitarist1595
      @improvingguitarist1595 4 года назад +4

      Haha

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 4 года назад +2

      Just like Jacksepticeye!

    • @namefirstnamelast7944
      @namefirstnamelast7944 4 года назад +3

      @@NoThumb no he doesn't and he hasn't wore that hat in years

    • @NoThumb
      @NoThumb 4 года назад +2

      @@namefirstnamelast7944 That's the point being made, when Jack first started taking off his cap his head looked naked.

  • @aragog4396
    @aragog4396 3 года назад +16

    0:31 i started bursting into laughter until my jaws start to hurt lmao, the facial expression tho

  • @Neelo5000
    @Neelo5000 3 года назад +416

    Also, The guitarist who appears to be way too into it. With his eyes closed and exaggerated head movements.

    • @blogusvox
      @blogusvox 3 года назад +3

      You mean, like this guy: ruclips.net/video/6gQ7m0c4ReI/видео.html

    • @King-xo6lv
      @King-xo6lv 3 года назад +13

      Its all about "FEELINGS"

    • @biaathayde8040
      @biaathayde8040 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, thats me :)

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 2 года назад

      @@blogusvox i've seen way way worse head movement (not on guitar tho)

    • @edenk484
      @edenk484 2 года назад +6

      happens with violin too. Nothing wrong with it.

  • @art3mis113
    @art3mis113 4 года назад +282

    0:04 The fact that he is actually showing off.....xdd

  • @azadarecnoctum6725
    @azadarecnoctum6725 4 года назад +685

    To make it short: Everyone is annoying

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 4 года назад +1

      Which one are you?

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 4 года назад +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 Guitar Pervert and the one who never starts and you ?

    • @Teebiscuit12345
      @Teebiscuit12345 4 года назад +11

      @@azadarecnoctum6725 The one who only knows bits of songs.

    • @azadarecnoctum6725
      @azadarecnoctum6725 4 года назад +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 ok you can add that to my list too :D

    • @TheIrishBosnian
      @TheIrishBosnian 4 года назад +3

      @@Teebiscuit12345 the annoying one...

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 2 года назад +10

    So was "Guitarist who played only the opening of Smoke on the Water on repeat" the bane of just my high school existence, or did anyone else experience having to hear that every single day for years?

  • @danielgomes3303
    @danielgomes3303 4 года назад +793

    I'm the bad guitarist who insists on singing but can't

  • @gooseymoosey1630
    @gooseymoosey1630 4 года назад +351

    "anyway, here's wonderwall"

    • @xensbooknook
      @xensbooknook 3 года назад +12

      **puts capo on second fret**

    • @marshallemmet1366
      @marshallemmet1366 3 года назад +5

      @@xensbooknook We all know the guy who always plays Wonderwall
      A. Only knows the verse
      B. Doesn't Use a Capo

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 года назад

      My teenage years

  • @StonedAnbu
    @StonedAnbu 4 года назад +209

    3:59
    “You couldn’t let me be happy for two minutes”
    Dude I’ve never related to something this much before in my life 😂

    • @pedrosilvaproductions
      @pedrosilvaproductions 4 года назад +7

      Idk why these people tend to destroy beginners' self esteem. Just makes people want to quit. What I usually say is "keep practicing. Eventually, you will look at this and see that it is super easy"

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions 4 года назад +4

      meeee dude how does he do the sixteenths for malagueña? I was proud i barely learned it with the normal eighths on the high e

    • @StonedAnbu
      @StonedAnbu 3 года назад +1

      @ShøckBLXDE Snow Leopard la malagueña

  • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
    @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 года назад +6

    This was total freekin' HILARIOUS, relatable, cool and clever content man!
    ...and you play real nice too!!

  • @blackout995
    @blackout995 4 года назад +104

    4:31 sneak peek to new Radiohead single.

    • @box-of-chocolates
      @box-of-chocolates 4 года назад +9

      Damn! I thought the exact same thing when he started to sing :-)

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 4 года назад +7

      It does actually sound like that 😂

    • @jess-cn6zm
      @jess-cn6zm 4 года назад +2

      I hate that you're right so much

  • @almishti
    @almishti 3 года назад +735

    i'm the dude who learns songs but then gets bored and never practices them again and so just plays 'his own stuff' and improvs, sometimes well but sometimes aimlessly, and has an inferiority complex about guys who know lots of songs that girls like to sing along to at parties.

    • @tanjirokamada8812
      @tanjirokamada8812 3 года назад +24

      Omg that's literally me

    • @CountOfMonteCristo_
      @CountOfMonteCristo_ 3 года назад +30

      Jesus Christ who hurt you?

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 года назад +5

      Feels.

    • @nycolleamendez5608
      @nycolleamendez5608 3 года назад +20

      Bro u ok?
      Making your owm melodies is not a bad thing don't worry that sounds actually cool

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 года назад +53

      @@nycolleamendez5608 it's super cool until you can tell that everyone at the party is getting bored with your solo jam because they were expecting to have a drunk singalong. Then Chad grabs the guitar and busts out a hacked up version of Wonderwall and everyone's having a great time. And you're thinking "why didn't I just do that?". Not every good musician is also a good performer, it's just a personality thing. I learned this long ago so now I just play because I enjoy it, not to entertain people. :)

  • @mrbrownstone233
    @mrbrownstone233 3 года назад +6

    0:57 when your mom bought u a classical guitar but you still want to play tom morello stuff

  • @Muphins427
    @Muphins427 4 года назад +191

    As the “good guitarist who insists on singing, but can’t”, I appreciated this quite a bit 😂

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 2 года назад +5

      I can do both but only one at a time
      I can either play guitar good or sing good
      Not both at once

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 2 года назад +1

      The amount this comment resonates with me is unreal

    • @dexblue
      @dexblue 2 года назад +1

      One very famous guitar player who fits this type ... can't name him ... don't speak ill of the dead but ... dead (so to speak) on ...

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 2 года назад

      @@dexblue stevie ray?

    • @mantheray6109
      @mantheray6109 2 года назад

      I do both, sometimes I sing while playing it and sometimes I have a terrible voice or lazy to do it so yeah

  • @cesaralvarado8016
    @cesaralvarado8016 4 года назад +90

    When you enter to see if you are not one of them and you realize that we all has been at least one of them

  • @TarnishedJuju
    @TarnishedJuju 4 года назад +233

    5:01 are we gonna ignore the fact that this man went 5 miles in 2.5 minutes. he can walk 120 miles per hour and hes choosing to play the guitar.

  • @GiovaniMoreiraG
    @GiovaniMoreiraG 2 года назад +1

    I'm the kind that grabs the bass, plugs it in, opens Amplitube, messes around with fx and proceeds to watch youtube with the bass on my lap for one hour.

  • @Lord_Vinheteiro
    @Lord_Vinheteiro 4 года назад +747

    Gostei muito deste video!

  • @hearmeroar2100
    @hearmeroar2100 3 года назад +148

    I’m the “I can’t really play” guy but I LITERALLY only have the muscle memory left from Dust in the Wind

    • @junker154
      @junker154 3 года назад

      YES!

    • @osmingutierrez5446
      @osmingutierrez5446 3 года назад +5

      This is somehow very symbolic and pretty cool at the same time 😆

    • @rabiddoge833
      @rabiddoge833 2 года назад

      I’m literally learning that right now

  • @nicholasszabo5954
    @nicholasszabo5954 4 года назад +320

    "hey everyone, today we're gonna learn to play purple rain by prince for the guitar."
    "Rain you say. That brings us to today's sponsor."
    "RAIN SHADOW LEGENDS THE MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER GAME WHERE YOU CAN UNLOCK HERO---"

  • @mirzaandhika4024
    @mirzaandhika4024 2 года назад +7

    2:24 she's so good, even deaf ppl can enjoy herself playing.

  • @kungfury6410
    @kungfury6410 4 года назад +311

    I’m the shower singer that air guitars while singing.
    I’m offended I was not represented.

    • @cristobalarriagada673
      @cristobalarriagada673 3 года назад +1

      Well, you’re probably not annoying anybody🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @aebious8886
      @aebious8886 3 года назад +2

      @@cristobalarriagada673 just the thought about it annoys me

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 2 года назад

      This is guitarists not that

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Год назад +1

      That's air guitar not actual guitar

  • @jackeckhart386
    @jackeckhart386 4 года назад +146

    Fred: Let's see who's behind the avant-garde snob mask!!
    Shaggy: The jazz player?
    Velma: It was him all the time...

  • @MatheusGuerraDs
    @MatheusGuerraDs 4 года назад +229

    I confess, I hate the Avant garde snob and the guy who never starts playing something. Thankfully, we have Lucas, the jazz guy

  • @RacerX888
    @RacerX888 3 года назад +7

    You forgot the Rockstar. I remember a guy in a local Zeppelin cover band who thought he was Jimmy Page and wouldn't help the band setup for gigs or tear down after, or even help drive to the gigs. He didn't want to damage his hands because he was a "musician", and not a roadie. He wouldn't carry anything but his guitar, which he carried EVERYWHERE.

  • @RDS_Armwrestling
    @RDS_Armwrestling 4 года назад +53

    The Avant-garde Snob really is accurate, I played a part in a guitar ensemble piece by a contemporary composer which used custom notation (aka virtually unreadable without first memorising all the custom note heads etc), and it was just like how you demonstrate

  • @niallkpatterson
    @niallkpatterson 4 года назад +464

    Damn I need some of that AI Toilet paper

    • @Hakashama
      @Hakashama 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @Rainmakeroffire
      @Rainmakeroffire 4 года назад +1

      So it wasn't a product placement?

    • @thecreatoralqxx
      @thecreatoralqxx 4 года назад

      Wait i can’t find it anywhere maybe it’s in the dark web

    • @twoweary
      @twoweary 4 года назад +1

      I tried some , it just told me I was full of sh%t !

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 4 года назад

      @@twoweary lol

  • @moodlofiliminal
    @moodlofiliminal 3 года назад +204

    "Its not about the notes you play, its the feeling" this is what I tell myself when I cant get a piece down and I wanna feel better. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @moodlofiliminal
      @moodlofiliminal 3 года назад +1

      @Carl Panzram Yes! my guitar is 100% an extension of who I am, so when i play its my version of the song.

    • @martinxvidxb
      @martinxvidxb 10 месяцев назад +1

      "To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable." ― Ludwig van Beethoven
      With our mistakes we are in a very good company.

  • @jj2621
    @jj2621 3 года назад +13

    my dad is the “i haven’t played in like 9 years” guy lmao. I’m learning and everytime he picks up the guitar to show me something he always says “Man, i can’t play so good anymore, gout in my hand always gets in the way.” and then he plays the most beautiful piece you’ve ever heard in your life

  • @viniciusleaoa
    @viniciusleaoa 4 года назад +327

    You missed the guy who turns everything into jazz ...
    (PS: this is a joke 😂)

    • @rabokarabekian409
      @rabokarabekian409 4 года назад +7

      I am that joke.
      I even play bluegrass jazz - really annoys people.
      ruclips.net/video/dugM2JV3Vjg/видео.html

    • @hahahahamussolinidumb3403
      @hahahahamussolinidumb3403 4 года назад +3

      i know this is unrelated but what's the first song i forgot its name at 0:05

    • @viniciusleaoa
      @viniciusleaoa 4 года назад +3

      @@rabokarabekian409 Für Elise by Beethoven

    • @hahahahamussolinidumb3403
      @hahahahamussolinidumb3403 4 года назад +2

      @@viniciusleaoa Thanks

    • @FreeBrunoPowroznik
      @FreeBrunoPowroznik 4 года назад +4

      Oh, you mean a jazz guitarist?

  • @554drago
    @554drago 3 года назад +162

    3:09 “it’s not a-Bach how many notes you play” really got me 😂😂😂

    • @mrshmetel2312
      @mrshmetel2312 3 года назад +4

      Like the Bach of my hand, lol

    • @rafictr123
      @rafictr123 3 года назад

      @@mrshmetel2312 pls tell me what the name of that piece

    • @sack.
      @sack. 3 года назад +1

      @@rafictr123 same here pls, i been looking for 2 days but i can't find it.

    • @sack.
      @sack. 3 года назад +3

      @@rafictr123 ok, nevermind i already find it :D
      it's BWV 1006a Prelude by J.S Bach.

    • @euseps
      @euseps 2 года назад

      @@sack. THANK YOU

  • @asylumrain
    @asylumrain 4 года назад +37

    2:04 the bassist who got a hold on a guitar

  • @AndyGrazianoNYC
    @AndyGrazianoNYC Год назад +1

    That first Fur Elise was smokin! Great job!

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 4 года назад +150

    I'm the good guitarist who cannot sing a note.

    • @Randomperson-ke7xh
      @Randomperson-ke7xh 4 года назад +25

      I'm the bad guitarist that can't sing that also doesn't have a guitar

    • @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577
      @muhammadhaikalsyamsuddin5577 4 года назад +2

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh who know get a guitar it may change ur life

    • @sofiafilippi3849
      @sofiafilippi3849 3 года назад +3

      I'm a decent bassist but i have difficulties breathing when i play (basically unless i focus really hard i breathe in synch with every note i play and it's annoying as shit with fast songs) so sometimes i sing, I'm kinda shite at it tho 😂

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 года назад +3

      @@sofiafilippi3849 I play flute and I just started playing the guitar, and even then I still have trouble with breathing.

    • @DellaStreet123
      @DellaStreet123 3 года назад +1

      @@Randomperson-ke7xh At least one of these three things can be changed.

  • @c4ff3r54
    @c4ff3r54 3 года назад +107

    im the "i can't play, i havent played in years dude"
    Except I actually CANNOT PLAY anymore hahah

  • @specific78
    @specific78 4 года назад +616

    The “youtube girl” is about as spot on as it gets

    • @laurarl9261
      @laurarl9261 4 года назад +32

      Hahahaha I am going to start a covers channel and I am going to record my first cover with a turtleneck because I find this profile ridiculous 🤣🤣

    • @docfabz
      @docfabz 4 года назад +5

      Instagram *

    • @alecgiroux
      @alecgiroux 3 года назад +3

      This is what I'm talking about ruclips.net/video/ed_w6Ysprps/видео.html

    • @jules8159
      @jules8159 3 года назад +1

      @@alecgiroux Tho I watched a bit she can really play man

    • @yellowflower4411
      @yellowflower4411 3 года назад +50

      @@alecgiroux can yall just let girl enjoy things without being sexist? thx

  • @AdoraVivos
    @AdoraVivos 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:30 Radiohead has been real quiet since this dropped 💀

  • @AusTheBassBoss
    @AusTheBassBoss 4 года назад +314

    They sure are annoying. This is very relatable.

  • @dmitrynikiforov5031
    @dmitrynikiforov5031 4 года назад +27

    1:24 - It's exactly my friend

  • @eduardsusai559
    @eduardsusai559 3 года назад +122

    I think we all need to take a moment to realise that lucas is very skilled at guitar.

    • @keithwigley1256
      @keithwigley1256 3 года назад +6

      I Thought he played the piano ?...dam my failing eyesight..

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge Год назад

      Let’s all stop to recognize that the sky is blue. 😊

  • @weedian710
    @weedian710 2 года назад

    The acid head, endlessly soloing with mad fuzz and reverb, transcending time and mode, staring unblinking into the spiraling abyss.

  • @cjthenotsogreat
    @cjthenotsogreat 3 года назад +17

    Lmao this was way more funny than I thought it would be, you covered so many of them.
    There's also the "can cover every popular rock/metal song, but cannot write a single original lick to save his own life"

  • @TenMinuteDrumSolo
    @TenMinuteDrumSolo 4 года назад +134

    2:57 Please can you name the Bach piece? For me it's one of those "songs you've heard but don't know the names of." Thank you.

    • @00797jerry
      @00797jerry 4 года назад +26

      BWV 1006

    • @TenMinuteDrumSolo
      @TenMinuteDrumSolo 4 года назад +7

      @@00797jerry Thank you for the quick reply!

    • @paulcassidy4559
      @paulcassidy4559 4 года назад +4

      @@00797jerry Bless you sir.
      Edit: Or madam!

    • @vickielawson3114
      @vickielawson3114 3 года назад +3

      No, you'd say, "songs you've heard but don't know their names." But it's called "Partita No. 3".

    • @TenMinuteDrumSolo
      @TenMinuteDrumSolo 3 года назад +1

      ​@@vickielawson3114 Thank you Ms. Vickie for the very helpful information, both musical and grammatical. Though if you look closely at my comment you'll see quotes around the offending phrase, indicating that it was not of my origination. Instead it's the title of numerous YT videos presenting such songs as described thereby, and I merely borrowed it. Also, allow me to save you the trouble of further correcting my humble scribblings and acknowledge my true error that, of course, as a title it should have been capitalized: "Songs You've Heard but Don't Know the Names Of."

  • @dimmu12321
    @dimmu12321 3 года назад +15

    2:52 he got the guitar drummer's signature head bob down perfectly

  • @Marc.22.
    @Marc.22. 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:28 V7 b9 #11 natural13. One of my favourite chords

  • @justinmanser7525
    @justinmanser7525 3 года назад +7

    You just nailed it. 28 years of being a Bassist songwriter, this is my story with guitarists. Thank you so much. Today I am no longer alone.

  • @danielluksha2298
    @danielluksha2298 4 года назад +21

    Can we get a full version of the avant-garde snob? I just can't have enough of those grunts))

  • @tvnorminstudio3080
    @tvnorminstudio3080 4 года назад +52

    The Stevie T and Davie roasts were quality

    • @mjafar
      @mjafar 4 года назад +1

      Which ones were they?

    • @tvnorminstudio3080
      @tvnorminstudio3080 4 года назад

      @@mjafar Sponsored RUclipsr and “no comment”

    • @dcontraptionist
      @dcontraptionist 4 года назад

      I KNOW, RIGHT? SEEMS LIKE NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT THOSR

    • @vikajorjadze8968
      @vikajorjadze8968 4 года назад

      And we all know that instagram girl as well :D

  • @j.p.7708
    @j.p.7708 3 года назад +2

    Best line ever......“Occasionally he shoots strangers”🤣🇨🇦🎸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Jinjr322
    @Jinjr322 4 года назад +51

    0:50 literally my drunken dad, who tries to remember something he played 40 years ago handling guitar 2nd time in his life)

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 4 года назад

      Is he that guy who would go to a Slayer show and keep shouting *WOOOOOOO PLAY FREEBIRD!!!* ... LOL!!! 😄🤣😄🤣

    • @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS
      @THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS 2 года назад

      @@warpath6666 Ohhhh, you like SLAYER!!! */w\/w\*

  • @zerozipper4299
    @zerozipper4299 3 года назад +88

    How about "The guitarist that never knows when/where he/she will be able to play guitar due to schedule so they keep a guitar pick in their pocket at all times"

    • @quinreimer5906
      @quinreimer5906 3 года назад +1

      I just forget they're in there

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 3 года назад +2

      I just use a quarter

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue 3 года назад

      Or the guitarist who can never find their pick....

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 3 года назад +1

      @@FlanaFugue Or the guitarist that can never find their guitar

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 3 года назад +2

      Better yet, the guitarist that never has a full set of strings

  • @MrPiccoloFan
    @MrPiccoloFan 3 года назад +30

    That Malagueña you played really destroyed my self-esteem lol👍🏻

  • @malcolmsutherland8585
    @malcolmsutherland8585 2 года назад +1

    I’ve just discovered you Lucas!! Brilliant…..love the channel and love your sense of humor. Refreshing!!

  • @evantaucher
    @evantaucher 4 года назад +83

    This is SO funny. And I haven't even finished the video yet

    • @evantaucher
      @evantaucher 4 года назад +12

      Update, I finished, and it got even funnier

    • @LucasBrar
      @LucasBrar  4 года назад +9

      Glad to hear that Evan!!

  • @andrewtomasello1177
    @andrewtomasello1177 4 года назад +11

    The tone for "the dude who loves himself" is so on point

  • @liamade4826
    @liamade4826 4 года назад +673

    No stoner acts like that. Only people who act like they're stoners do that.😂

  • @violettka1241
    @violettka1241 3 года назад +8

    I’m the one who never starts😂 I just become nervous and start make up excuses for my bad playing🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @harrisonwhite6820
    @harrisonwhite6820 4 года назад +320

    This video is “the guitarist that thinks they’re a comedian”
    Jk you’re awesome.

  • @LadyMngwa
    @LadyMngwa 3 года назад +7

    I was totally left in stitches by that avantgarde snob part, especially the "ööööö" sound at 0:51 and 1:00 LOL :D

    • @patski4
      @patski4 3 года назад +1

      My favorite!

  • @oooiiioo5169
    @oooiiioo5169 4 года назад +86

    Nobody:
    Me: picks up my friend's guitar 0:51

  • @pheenix42
    @pheenix42 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the upload...as someone who just picked up his first guitar, this is pretty important info. :-)

  • @Vaibhav-ce6ql
    @Vaibhav-ce6ql 4 года назад +19

    You are a perfect mix of a comedian and a great guitarist. I always enjoy you videos..... 👌

  • @GodfreyGuitar
    @GodfreyGuitar 4 года назад +35

    How about the guitarist who tells a 5 minute story about his 2 minute song? Or maybe that’s more of a singer/songwriter thing.

    • @fullbeans983
      @fullbeans983 3 года назад

      Considering whilst not being a songwriter, you don't have any stories about your own songs. I'd say yes.

  • @Gryffyth_Aurum
    @Gryffyth_Aurum 4 года назад +4

    I don't play guitar, but you do really well! Being able to reflect and make fun of yourself is a rare thing thank you for letting us enjoy it with you!

  • @mantheray6109
    @mantheray6109 2 года назад +1

    As a Uke player, I love this funny accurate-relatable video of all of my heart fr 😭🙏🏾❤️

  • @NesDoesStuff
    @NesDoesStuff 3 года назад +7

    2:17 dont ask why i just want to learn those specific chords

  • @samuelzuleger5134
    @samuelzuleger5134 3 года назад +11

    I knew a guy who was the bitter pro guitarist. He mellowed out and became a freaking awesome guitar teacher.
    Also: Yes. This entire channel is just one big flex.

  • @cpt.awesome5100
    @cpt.awesome5100 4 года назад +10

    "I'm a genius and I should be treated accordingly" had me dying lol

  • @jamescarrington2933
    @jamescarrington2933 2 года назад +1

    You are absolutely hysterical and so spot on!

  • @danielgutierrezprado1125
    @danielgutierrezprado1125 4 года назад +4

    I just love how you always find a way to play Bach and some modern classical music in your videos hahaha

  • @docd-monik4380
    @docd-monik4380 3 года назад +33

    The "I use my insane level of skill to make comedy videos that happen to require multiple demonstrations of my insane level of skill" guy....

  • @luanmello9184
    @luanmello9184 4 года назад +10

    "Can you build me a house?" LOL I just woke everyone in my house

  • @Ethesilentkid2
    @Ethesilentkid2 21 день назад

    1:30 only plays in drop tunings only plays on a guitar from any “metal brand” examples including schecter jackson charvel kiesel and esp

  • @jameswhitley4101
    @jameswhitley4101 4 года назад +5

    I was definitley the noob for a long time (maybe still am), and sometimes fear being the "self-esteem destroyer" when playing piano (my main instrument). Yet at the same time, there is something cool about seeing a better musician do what you're doing, but better-- like a glimpse past where you are and into where you're going. I know a lot of my style was developed from watching how my teachers took peices I was learning and did them better. I couldn't imitate them for years, but eventually I grasped it

  • @yenotich
    @yenotich 3 года назад +4

    I'm voting for the full-version of "Malagüena"! Really inspiring and heart-touching

    • @DamienDoesGames
      @DamienDoesGames 2 года назад

      Finally, I've been looking for this sort of comment for ages. I want him to play a full version too!

  • @KarthikNagarajan
    @KarthikNagarajan 4 года назад +5

    Honestly I like your "flexing".. it does not across as flex though.. it's you showing talent and immense hard work of practice.. totally love your videos. Thank you sir!

  • @eliteslayer66
    @eliteslayer66 3 года назад

    Oh shit. Whatever that is at 4:10. I took a classical guitar class a long time ago and i think that was one thing we practiced, but i've never been able to find my lesson book that showed us what that was or how to play it.