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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @SangriaDracul
    @SangriaDracul Год назад +1397

    As a parent of 2 small children (one of them is 11 months old) I never stop getting warned about all the possible dangers to infants especially with small objects. Now I know why they beat that information into new parent's heads.
    I don't even take a shower if my baby isn't safe asleep in his crib with a monitor in the bedroom. I can't imagine leaving him alone with a small toy that's designed for 3+ years old unsupervised... The 4 month old was the worst!

    • @TimeToTrollYay
      @TimeToTrollYay Год назад +160

      So I'm not crazy for thinking that this was purely the parents' fault and not Burger King? ( Setting aside their bland and distasteful food ).

    • @juaquintiscareno
      @juaquintiscareno Год назад +84

      ⁠@@TimeToTrollYayyeah it’s really just the parents fault

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas Год назад +69

      ​@TimeToTrollYay why would burguer king be responsable of parents not paying attention to their kids with a toy?
      Literally ALL toys have that little label that says "dont leave with children unsupervised"
      If anyone wants to blame BK for this its a Karen for sure.

    • @LueLucifer
      @LueLucifer Год назад

      Sadly there are still dumb parents out there.

    • @KittenChristy
      @KittenChristy Год назад +42

      I'm gonna be honest, I think the 4 month old was a murder. Like, back then they didn't recommend puree until 6 months old, it's only recently been changed to 4 months- so nothing but formula or mothers milk. Sure, they could have had a toddler, but that toy being in the 4 month old's crib doesn't make sense at all. Babies scratch themselves so they usually wear mits when alone at that age. You are telling me a 4 month old had the coordination to put that over their nose and mouth and suck on it to suction it to their face without it slipping out of their clumsy fingers (even if they weren't covered in soft cloth)?
      I remember suctioning cups and such to my face as a kid- I can see how it'd be dangerous if the half ball were to form a seal around the nose and chin at an angle. I can understand it with any age above 10+ months. 2 years? Absolutely. I CANNOT see it with a 4 month old. Three/four months is the point at which they just stopped being a potato.
      Also tv was big back then, and ad's ran every 25 minutes. Even if you weren't watching it, it was on in the background. No way after a month of recall ads did they not see it at least ONCE.

  • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
    @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Год назад +2835

    Charlie showing up drenched in sweat to tell us about this is hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @MrOzzy-zx1yk
      @MrOzzy-zx1yk Год назад

      @Susnation532 seize this guy

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom Год назад +69

      It's like when the Skyrim courier shows up during a dragon attack and informs you, while completely on fire, that he has a letter for you

    • @yourenotthatguy7051
      @yourenotthatguy7051 Год назад +5

      Umm okay?

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 Год назад +26

      I can picture him on the court after the game. "Aight guys, great game but I don't have time to stick around. I've got a bomb to drop on my audience regarding some weirdo who's been curing his addiction to suckling on teets by hijacking pacifiers straight out of babies' mouths. Catch ya'll later!"

    • @Mits_
      @Mits_ Год назад +11

      Plot twist, Charlie was the one to steal the pacifiers and had to quickly catch a plane from Essex back to the US

  • @TheHandsomestMale
    @TheHandsomestMale Год назад +518

    Charlie talking about his old age despite being just slightly younger than me is always a sobering experience

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman Год назад +14

      Idk how old he is but I'm 24 and never felt better, don't trust the propaganda

    • @tams2995
      @tams2995 Год назад +2

      29

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 Год назад +18

      When you hit _actual_ old age, even 40 year olds can seem like kids.

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips Год назад +7

      ​@@neo-didact9285when you hit actual real old age 50 year Olds can seem like kids

    • @nathantrujillo471
      @nathantrujillo471 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@RustyNipswhen your dead living seems like kids

  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Год назад +595

    This is why "ages 4 and up" is usually provided for most toys that aren't guaranteed super safe, and then "6 and up" is for like anything that involves doing something physical and "10 and up" is for any sort of mental engagement beyond pretend play or tic tac toe.

    • @DefyReality-ll2cg
      @DefyReality-ll2cg Год назад +4

      THIS!!!!

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma Год назад

      Okay sure but I also feel like those parents are probably dumb enough to feed their baby bleach if there didn't exist warning labels... Some people just have zero logical thinking skills it seems. If you can't figure out to not let your very small child play with plastic toys unsupervised they are just straight up dumb or they didn't care/lazy. Like Kindereggs are banned in the USA because apparently the adults there can't figure out to not give those toys to kids who wants to chew or taste everything and end up choking and dying. Sometimes I'm just at awe how fucking stupid the general populace of human kind is... Some people push science forward and create medical miracles an then there's dumbasses who let their toddlers suffocate on plastic toys... And because we have almost no dangers facing us humans anymore the dumbasses does not get deleted from the genepool as nature intended. So as a result we are over time gonna get even more stupid. We are "evolving" into degeneracy.

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 Год назад +4

      And yet Kinder Surprise Eggs are still banned in the U.S.A.

    • @yunny_double2190
      @yunny_double2190 Год назад +33

      @@issabeganovic8822it’s because half the parents here lack the required braincell count to raise a child lmao

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Год назад +3

      @@yunny_double2190 Also, because it's hard to get rid of a law once it's on the books.

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 Год назад +1445

    Charlie is like your weird older brother who's always showing you stuff he found online

    • @JohnnyTurnerMusic
      @JohnnyTurnerMusic Год назад +71

      Roderick from Diary of a wimpy kid 🤣

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Год назад +29

      I didn't think someone could encapsulate the vibe I get from him heh

    • @chillin5703
      @chillin5703 Год назад +13

      ​@@JohnnyTurnerMusiche likes metal music too 😭😭🤣😂

    • @ihateyouall123
      @ihateyouall123 Год назад +16

      wait your completely right this is the perfect way to explain charlie

    • @BigtimeAVERAGE
      @BigtimeAVERAGE Год назад +9

      Bro that's kinda crazy he doesn't have a brother or sibling. As a middle child I can only imagine being an Only Child

  • @joshua-kramer
    @joshua-kramer Год назад +134

    Charlie exclaiming, "That's my buddy, Josh!" is now my text ringtone. Not because of some weird parasocial thing, but because I can't wait for it to go off in a meeting.

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 Год назад

      lol

    • @SlyFireVR
      @SlyFireVR 6 месяцев назад +4

      How'd that go Josh? Didja get to use it?

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 Месяц назад +2

      Did you participate in the legendary Josh Fight?

  • @Garb815
    @Garb815 Год назад +6752

    The Pokémon toy deaths were 99% the fault of the parents. You should never let children that young play with anything unsupervised.

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 Год назад +941

      Yeah I feel like they can’t be held liable for that 4 month old especially. That was pure negligence.

    • @austinkoeppen6122
      @austinkoeppen6122 Год назад +683

      Yep. Those toys weren't designed for anybody under 4 anyway.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred Год назад +581

      Many parents have such baffling thought processes
      The only toys your X month old child should have are actual baby toys not kids meal toys!!

    • @Chizuru94
      @Chizuru94 Год назад +161

      @@Hi_Just_Fred And sometimes if not all times, even then they should be supervised.

    • @macaroniflyer349
      @macaroniflyer349 Год назад +398

      As a parent of 11 foster children, 8 of whom I’ve raised since birth, any child under the age of three should NEVER go unsupervised, especially when eating or playing…

  • @Grease-Goblin
    @Grease-Goblin Год назад +265

    I remember that. I had one of those toys, and my sister and I were awe-struck that it was even possible to die from a toy we got from Burger King. We tried replicating the accidents (because we were kids, and kids are fucking stupid), but we were unable to get anything close to an air-tight seal. I guess our faces were too big.
    Anyway, small children are like the MacGyvers of suicide. NEVER leave them alone with anything, because they will absolutely find a way.

    • @Jcoleot
      @Jcoleot Год назад +62

      Bro you really said “oh they died from this? I can do better”

    • @Grease-Goblin
      @Grease-Goblin Год назад +23

      I mean, given that I'm still here, I guess I made my point.

    • @Raccnnibal
      @Raccnnibal Год назад +8

      ​@@JcoleotThey lost against thr babies.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant Год назад +19

      An airtight seal around your nose AND mouth with only half a Pokeball? NASA couldn't recreate that.

    • @oxitape1563
      @oxitape1563 Год назад +12

      Your final paragraph reminds of that old multiplayer game from 2015 or so game called “Who’s Your Daddy?” where one player controls a father and the other player controls a baby who’s goal is to kill themselves in the most silly cartoonishly ridiculous way possible before the timer runs out.

  • @gamefann
    @gamefann Год назад +36

    I remember the pokeball deaths, and I also remember that we as kids (at least my siblings and I) used to put the red part of the ball over our mouths and suck the air out making the seal air tight. The dip in the red part that would go around the “button” part of the white half would sit just under our noses. I do remember our grandmother seeing us do it and yelling at us to stop because she herd of the deaths on the news. Maybe because we were older?? But there was no way the ball was fitting around our mouths and noses

  • @RealZynexx
    @RealZynexx Год назад +3156

    Charlie doesn’t know that we call pacifiers “dummies” because insulting your kids is actually how British parents raise their children. It’s like the first step in all the British guides to parenthood

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Год назад +376

      they caall them pacifiers in the US because they're obsessed with war

    • @emmbbe2415
      @emmbbe2415 Год назад +143

      @@AeroskliceI’m American and that was a banger 💯

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Год назад +153

      ​@@Aerosklicestops the babies from committing war crimes lmao

    • @MiloW456
      @MiloW456 Год назад +87

      To be fair 'pacifier' is also a horrifying name. Why would you need to pacify your children?

    • @BananaMan-wc8ru
      @BananaMan-wc8ru Год назад +244

      ​@@MiloW456because babies are loud and mean

  • @Blood4TheBloodG0D
    @Blood4TheBloodG0D Год назад +4447

    Charlie never fails to notify me on something I didn’t know I wanted to see

    • @Nimmy69420
      @Nimmy69420 Год назад +5

      same

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад +7

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @lyricxoo
      @lyricxoo Год назад +5

      @Susnation532u a fan

    • @Azeekal.on.Twitch
      @Azeekal.on.Twitch Год назад +5

      Exactly

    • @IneedAooni
      @IneedAooni Год назад

      @Susnation532no

  • @christop3
    @christop3 Год назад +129

    Charlies hair having a "messy" part is driving me nuts as someone with equally long hair. I HATE when my hair does that, the fact he can get on camera and not fix it is truly something inspirational.

    • @ANYHOO0
      @ANYHOO0 Год назад +3

      It's spiking my ocd!

    • @account7117
      @account7117 Год назад +2

      @@ANYHOO0ok

    • @levigldofficial
      @levigldofficial Год назад +3

      on god, it makes me feel way better about myself tbh, as someone who also has long hair that does that

  • @MysticMetaKnight
    @MysticMetaKnight Год назад +503

    I totally remember when the Burger King Pokéball recall happened. We just kept ours anyway, and the pokéballs did come in different sizes. I don't blame them for freaking out, as kids also had a habit of sucking plastic cups to their faces, but those Pokémon toys (aside from the pokéballs) were small and should have been nowhere near children under 3 years old to begin with.

    • @mocha6w68
      @mocha6w68 Год назад +18

      I missed old kids meal toys.
      1 time McDonald's had reversible evolution plushie i wanted but couldnt ask my parent to buy for me....

    • @trinitylivingston1286
      @trinitylivingston1286 Год назад +3

      Yea, true.

    • @Fay7666
      @Fay7666 Год назад +27

      My suspicion is that kids that young don't have a good understanding on how to get out of situations. They might just be thinking about playing with the plastic covering their mouths when they suddenly think "need air, breathe" which ends up obstructing. Because they don't know about relaxing / exhaling to releive the pressure, they just try and brute-force by sucking harder and harder.

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 Год назад +7

      @@Fay7666 Yeah the problem-solving just isn't in that young noggin sadly.

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella Год назад +4

      I also remember it. My friends and I had a discussion in school about the recall - none of us got rid our ours, either. We were pretty miffed at the time, as IIRC the toys were pretty clearly marked for at least ages 3+ if not older. Some of us had been really excited to see them released, and we were pretty mad about them being snatched off the market because someone didn't pay attention to age ratings. It doesn't change the fact that some innocent infants/toddlers suffered or died, though. That's still terrible.
      Went through a similar situation a few years earlier, when Wonder Balls were recalled for technically containing a non-edible item completely encased in the edible chocolate shell (the middle had a plastic sphere with a surprise toy). I think there are still Wonderballs in the USA now, but they have candy pieces inside instead.

  • @ashleygingerale
    @ashleygingerale Год назад +152

    parents giving their infants fastfood toys they shouldn't have been given to their infants is so bad not to mentioned they're left unsupervised

    • @DaisyAjay
      @DaisyAjay Год назад +14

      It might seem as if the parents were being reckless, but if they have never experienced how careful you need to be with babies: terrible mistakes can happen. In my country, midwives visit new parents houses and educate them on childproofing the premises. My friend does that job, and a lot of new parents are shocked at how many dangers there are.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Год назад +11

      ​@@DaisyAjayI'm sure there are lots of things people wouldn't realise are threats to babies (myself included), but I honestly CANNOT imagine leaving a baby unsupervised for 20 minutes. It feels like common sense to always watch your baby?
      It's like the ads about watching your kids around water bc they can drown so quickly. Like, idk why they have to make ads for something that seems like it'd be common sense

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 11 месяцев назад +1

      same with the woman who let their kid get burnt by a chicken nugget, I can bet to sue mc donalds and I hope these parents didnt do this to sue but the fact they sued may answer that since my grandmother when I was a baby died because of shit staff in her old folks home, my mother and grandfather didn't bother to sue since the pain of losing her was so much, they didn't care for any money they would get and also my Mum didn't want my grandfather to go through that moment more than he had too with a lawsuit

  • @oneofthoseyoutubeusers
    @oneofthoseyoutubeusers Год назад +11

    sometimes watching your videos feels like I walked into my weed-smoking guitar-playing older brother’s room and he’s showing me some shit he found

  • @hanswole_o6068
    @hanswole_o6068 Год назад +2704

    Let's take a moment to appreciate Charlie making content for us after suffering such a deadly injury.

    • @mach_
      @mach_ Год назад +61

      these bots are insane
      insano style to be exact

    • @Dogballs6969
      @Dogballs6969 Год назад +41

      That fly coulda killed him you know!

    • @JAB6322
      @JAB6322 Год назад +1

      Wait what happened to Charlie?

    • @leeroyjenkins3474
      @leeroyjenkins3474 Год назад +3

      @@JAB6322pretty sure it’s some kind of inside joke

    • @Sinistar123
      @Sinistar123 Год назад

      @@JAB6322OP is making a joke about Charlie pulling his shoulder being a life threatening injury.

  • @oatmeal0
    @oatmeal0 Год назад +162

    Glad I was able to share this with you Charlie. Now you have truly gotten a glimpse at British culture.

  • @r011ing_thunder6
    @r011ing_thunder6 Год назад +460

    This man had a horrible day and still made content for us.. much love

    • @Steephhnnn
      @Steephhnnn Год назад +2

      Huh ?

    • @jvsiu
      @jvsiu Год назад +10

      @@Steephhnnn he meant the basketball shit he's talking about in the beginning

    • @darshin95
      @darshin95 Год назад

      BRO PLAYED LIKE SHIT@@Steephhnnn

    • @BigtimeAVERAGE
      @BigtimeAVERAGE Год назад +1

      @@Steephhnnn it's okay to be confused

    • @Steephhnnn
      @Steephhnnn Год назад +1

      @@jvsiu thx

  • @JamesStakem1
    @JamesStakem1 Год назад +664

    He took “It’s as easy as stealing from a baby” to a whole new level 💀

  • @VitalTechnology_
    @VitalTechnology_ Год назад +1236

    Hot take: There is literally no reason for a baby to have a toy like that and eat Burger King at that age. It's the parents fault imo.

    • @laisamarques
      @laisamarques Год назад +157

      Probably that's why most toys come with an appropriate age of 3 and above.

    • @Eef-qb2jo
      @Eef-qb2jo Год назад +125

      The 4 month old one is the worst. Who would give a four month old a plastic toy and Burger King alone? That poor child

    • @CharotMander
      @CharotMander Год назад +79

      agreed... bad parenting is the reason..not the toys

    • @dolphin8397
      @dolphin8397 Год назад +32

      That’s not a hot take😂

    • @SoundPainterStudio
      @SoundPainterStudio Год назад +4

      @@dolphin8397 Okay. Explain why. Your take is rather cold with a lack of reasoning. You don't want anyone assuming you'd do it on purpose.
      Edit: I'd see it this way. Maybe the toy designs are more dangerous for the infant because they were designed for older kids who'd be older enough to watch Pokémon. Maybe, the company did not predict it'd fall into the hands of the infants. And it's already proven to have killed them. And yet this is how you respond with something ambiguous along with a reaction that doesn't take the scenario very seriously.

  • @sjones1013
    @sjones1013 Год назад +64

    In terms of the Pokémon incident: I still have some of those pokeballs and toys from getting them myself as a kid (I’m 29). Those deaths were 100% the parents fault. They were negligent and stupid, as evidenced from the fact that I never came close to having that happen to me

    • @mikesantiago14
      @mikesantiago14 11 месяцев назад +9

      i think the mother who took a 20 minute shower while her 1 year old played with a small toy with no supervision was the biggest red flag of this

  • @riaz8783
    @riaz8783 Год назад +122

    I've been following Charlie for a decade, and I didn't once think he'd cover a story from my hometown. Truly a momentous occasion.

    • @Sosage
      @Sosage Год назад +6

      Same innit. What are the chances the one time Charlie talks about Essex, it's to talk about a probable nonce. Probably quite high, considering it's essex lol

    • @TheGreatUnLuck
      @TheGreatUnLuck Год назад +1

      It is weird seeing him talking about a story that not only is from the town I grew up, but actually involved my family...

  • @1nsomn14c_
    @1nsomn14c_ Год назад +806

    It never fails to be amusing to me when Charlie acts like he’s old asf like being almost 30 means you’re bordering senile

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 Год назад +59

      Always hurts to know you’ll never get your early 20's back

    • @GalootWrangler
      @GalootWrangler Год назад +19

      “Welcome to the penguinz0 show, sponsored by Geritol. An’ a-one, an’ a-two, an’ a-three.”

    • @Appreciation-Community
      @Appreciation-Community Год назад +6

      Wealthy people in this era can stay much healthier much longer if they want to. Athletes commonly travel to Mexico for new stemcell procedures and treatments.

    • @tfkdandsvkc
      @tfkdandsvkc Год назад +23

      ​​@@thavrisco1632aging is okay there is nothing wrong with aging

    • @scatreed
      @scatreed Год назад +14

      @@tfkdandsvkcno but it’s somewhat annoying as it progresses. I’m 41 in decent shape but it still slows you down a bit

  • @Bighomiehobbs
    @Bighomiehobbs Год назад +83

    The way he tells these goofy stories everyday is why everyone tunes in.

  • @NERZHULLICHKING972
    @NERZHULLICHKING972 Год назад +66

    You know the video is gonna be a banger when Charlie drops in greasy and sweaty

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @I_also_like_sirens_hehe
      @I_also_like_sirens_hehe Год назад

      ​@Susnation532I tried to report your channel

  • @TehJuiceBoks
    @TehJuiceBoks Год назад +451

    Charlie is the global ranked No. 1 on reporting Silliness. Especially court cases and crimes.

    • @PortableMP3Player
      @PortableMP3Player Год назад +4

      Daily dose of goofiness

    • @EarthDraco
      @EarthDraco Год назад

      @@PortableMP3PlayerSometimes more than once a day if we’re lucky

    • @tuukka1827
      @tuukka1827 Год назад

      Where is the rank?

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren Год назад

      Turns out the pacifier bandit got caught when a baby hunted him down to tell him that he's not a kid, he's a dwarf. And thats not a pacifier. Its a butt plug.

  • @austinbridges518
    @austinbridges518 Год назад +4

    Someone going around stealing pacifiers from babies sounds like Joker's holiday when Batman is on vacation.

  • @Hemoplapher
    @Hemoplapher Год назад +56

    Something like this happened to my kid. She was playing with some stacking cups. She had one on her face. I just casually walked up and took it off her face and she made a huge gasp. Yeah, to my horror I suddenly realized she couldn't breathe.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +18

      I'm assuming you needed a clean pair of pants after that. I know I would have.

    • @NyxHunter
      @NyxHunter Год назад

      It's cause unlike adults kids don't know that to get something vacuumed to their face off they have to EXHALE or crush it to deform the seal. Instead they'll panic as they run out of oxygen and try to breathe in. Which just increases the vacuum seal. And repeat till they passed and die.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад +6

      OH MY GOD that's scary, good on you for being there & alert with her, regardless of whether it looked like an emergency at the time - something that would have saved many young lives

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 10 дней назад

      I wonder if subconsciously you noticed it wasn’t right

  • @Orsino579
    @Orsino579 Год назад +72

    Charlie is the kind of guy that's "mad" and he's so chill about it

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Год назад +9

    I remember the Pokeball thing... I still have a few of them. The ball's halves are totally solid, so yeah, if your face is small enough to fit in and you breathe out and then try to breathe in with it on your face... vacuum seal. It wasn't the last time they did Pokeballs like that, but subsequent runs had little holes in the bottom so you couldn't get a seal

  • @sirlee5264
    @sirlee5264 Год назад +10

    Netflix should make a 12 episode documentary of catching the serial manikin pisser. I’d watch it for sure.

  • @navmn
    @navmn Год назад +42

    It always amazes me, the quality and uniqueness of the stories Charlie comes accross. He truly gives the best, informative coverage avaliable

    • @KeepTheGates
      @KeepTheGates Год назад

      It always amazes me how hard people dick ride him in the comments section by commenting the same braindead shit like this over and over again.

    • @Nathan-lk4iu
      @Nathan-lk4iu Год назад

      Literally a story from over 20 years ago

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Год назад +6

    10:00 You can literally do that with a plastic cup. You don't need a special design.

  • @Raiynachan
    @Raiynachan Год назад +12

    Dude the pokeball thing makes zero sense to me why it was burger King or the toy's fault. These awful parents are leaving babies that still are at the age of using pacifiers and bottles, that they suck on vigorously, an object that had hard plastic edges (I had one as a kid, I remember) and can be stuck to their faces. Like?????? Just watch your kids. It's not that hard.

  • @thsudy
    @thsudy Год назад +6

    Charlie: “at my age”
    Meanwhile one of my neighbors is 78 and he’s still doing hard farm work. Thankfully he’s never gotten injured nor sick. Nice guy

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Год назад +21

    1:07 I imagine that they're called dummies cause dumb used to mean mute, so if you stick one in your mouth you become "dumb" as in mute
    And they're called pacifiers cause they pacify the child, which still makes sense with modern definitions, unlike the word dumb which is no longer used in that context

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao so it's like a "shut up"-y

  • @abicrystalwing1543
    @abicrystalwing1543 Год назад +125

    From what I've seen, nothing is wrong with the Pokeball toy. It's probably parental neglect, and also that probably could've happened with any other spherical object.
    Edit: I totally misunderstood it, I didn't realize the ball was open and they were suffocating like that. Either way, my point still stands, I don't think that's a problem with the toy. That's a problem with the parent or guardian that let it happen.

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs Год назад +9

      Especially with that 4-month old.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Год назад +9

      Fr. I can't imagine leaving a baby alone with a new random toy, especially not for 20 minutes!
      I know her sisters were with her, but its still a long time with no adult supervision.
      My mum used to take me into the bathroom with her when I was that young, and I'd do the same if I had a baby, otherwise I'd be so stressed the whole time.

    • @CallumsArmy
      @CallumsArmy Год назад +6

      its both actually
      toys like that these days like pokeballs have breathing holes on them so this doesn't happen

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric Год назад +25

      "All I did was leave my literal infant alone in his crib with plastic bags, small plastic toys, shards of glass, and rat poison while I took a 45-minute shower. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?!"

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric Год назад +16

      ​@@CallumsArmyMy nephew has one, brand new, and it doesn't have any breathing holes in it. These toys aren't meant for infants, so they don't need to be designed for infants. Parents just need to not be neglectful morons.
      It would have happened with the food or some other toy sooner or later with that kind of parenting.

  • @spiky_dude
    @spiky_dude Год назад +6

    the pokemon toys are mostly the parents fault. those toys weren't designed with babies in mind. babies aren't even supposed to be eating fast food, when they make their transition to real food it should be stuff like cheerios and yogurt

  • @mrweirdo1548
    @mrweirdo1548 7 месяцев назад +2

    On the pokeball incident mentioned later in the video: Imagine the mother’s despair when she found her daughter dead…..the father’s panic before he managed to pry it off of his daughter’s face just in time….jesus Christ man

  • @JenniferKelly6669
    @JenniferKelly6669 Год назад +60

    I Watch youto get my mind off my pain. I have cancer and my pain level is through the roof. I am also a single mom of six year old twin boys. I have zero family. It’s just us. I can’t scream and cry in agony! So I try to focus on videos and go back to my life! So thak you! Your videos and h3 h3 are the only things keeping me going lol

  • @fwbensFN
    @fwbensFN Год назад +590

    Listening to Charlie break down a very goofy crime after demolishing his friends on the court is a top tear experience

    • @shredder5749
      @shredder5749 Год назад +33

      Sorry to be that guys but
      Tier**

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus Год назад +10

      tier

    • @i_omor.
      @i_omor. Год назад +25

      Sorry to be that guy but
      guy*

    • @Sharpsight556
      @Sharpsight556 Год назад +15

      @@shredder5749 He meant his tears from the experience were top

    • @KASINXVA
      @KASINXVA Год назад +18

      @@i_omor.sorry to be that guy but
      I just wanted to be included

  • @stubchuck
    @stubchuck Год назад +31

    crazy to think that entire pokéball thing could’ve been avoided by just adding a tiny hole in the underside of the toy. i guess that’s why they do that now.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 8 месяцев назад +4

      That's why Legos have always had the holes. Most toys include it now aswell

  • @zenkai6908
    @zenkai6908 Год назад +17

    Man wanted to put the rumour “like stealing candy from a baby” to the test

  • @Kenyonn
    @Kenyonn Год назад +10

    i just remembered about a poke ball toy that i had around 8 years ago, i always wondered why there were tiny holes on each part of the ball but i guess that was a direct result of the burger king situation

  • @chrispito_1612
    @chrispito_1612 5 месяцев назад +2

    And thats why most toys say theyre not suitable for children under 3yrs.

  • @UnsocialChimp
    @UnsocialChimp Год назад +32

    Love your content, greatest way for me to pass the time before heading off to bed.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Nimmy69420
      @Nimmy69420 Год назад +1

      @Susnation532 lol give him more comments, it helps the algorithm

  • @Damp75
    @Damp75 Год назад +26

    So glad to hear about your amazing basketball game, Charlie

  • @jeffphisher3801
    @jeffphisher3801 Год назад +2

    "it's like stealing dummies from a baby, what could go wrong"

  • @Leif776
    @Leif776 Год назад +12

    I imagine the guy who steals pacifiers from babies is feeding them to a pacifier eating monster, but claims he uses it for himself to hide the monster from the world. That would be interesting

  • @Mr_Fugnug
    @Mr_Fugnug Год назад +29

    Charlie never fails to keep me updated about some of the goofiest goofs to ever be goofed.

  • @allanime01
    @allanime01 Год назад +6

    I actually remember the Pokeball one. I was 8 years old during the time that those toys were out and yeah when they started handing out the Pokemon in these little bags instead of the pokeballs I asked my mom why and she flat-out explained that the pokeballs were dangerous for some kids. Then later I learned it killed a couple 😢

  • @KalEmberTTV
    @KalEmberTTV Год назад +20

    it’s obvious the toy wasn’t the problem, it’s always the parents fault.

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Год назад +1

      the toy _did_ have a serious design flaw, to be fair; that’s why similar products have a little hole poked in the bottom (to prevent proper suction from forming). i’ve also always just assumed that the babies got their hands on the pokéballs from an older sibling or something, in which case i don’t think it’s fair to put it all on the parents.
      but, obviously, no one can really know for sure how all this happened. babies are strange little creatures who i do not claim to understand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @migitri
    @migitri Год назад +11

    I remember the pokeball thing. Sometime during/after the promotion, I guess they had extra pokemon toys because they were giving away the toys that would go inside the pokeballs. There was a raffle where you could put your name on a form and put it into a box, and then they'd draw the winning names. My mom entered me, my older brother, my younger brother, and possibly my younger sister. My younger brother ended up winning twice, so he got two sets of pokemon toys (minus the pokeballs). My mom said that he had to share them. She also knew it would be impossible to keep me away from the toys, because I was the one who brought the Pokemon craze into our house a few years earlier after a friend told me about it. I was obsessed and I'm still a little obsessed even in my 30s.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 10 дней назад

      According to another comment they weren’t extras, they just stopped giving out the pokeballs

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 Год назад +2

    He's going to get made fun of in prison if he's told what he's arrested for.

  • @thebigjuicethesip
    @thebigjuicethesip Год назад +9

    The weirdest crime I've seen was Charlie having a actual thumbnail for a video

  • @janasafieddine
    @janasafieddine Год назад +29

    Charlie always got something entertaining, informing, and unexpected 😭

  • @liquidtooth327
    @liquidtooth327 5 месяцев назад +1

    You're not supposed to put anything in a babies crib when you are away or they are sleeping. They teach you this before you leave the hospital.

  • @Artificialraven
    @Artificialraven Год назад +77

    I worked at burgerking (my first job) back when I was a teen and employees stealing those pokeballs as a collector item and to resell was a huge issue as well. There's a rabbit hole on that subject. Burgerking got In over their head with it and it didn't make the food better. BK sucks.

  • @matthewparrish
    @matthewparrish Год назад +37

    My best guess as to why they call pacifiers “dummies” is because “dummy” can be a term for something fake, or a decoy, so crash test dummies for example. Pacifiers are meant to be like nipples for babies, so it could be a dummy nipple. That’s my best guess

    • @risheeeesh512
      @risheeeesh512 Год назад +23

      I’m a linguist and this is one of the weird, useless facts I know. But the reason Brits call them dummies is because they make the baby stop making noise. Another word for “mute” is “dumb”. The original meaning of “dumb” is someone unable to speak. And the dummy renders the baby dumb. Hence the current word “dumbfounded” still has a similar meaning. But what you say above could well also be the case, there are many words that have multiple reasons for being what they are.

    • @thatguysteve2458
      @thatguysteve2458 Год назад +2

      That seems to be it. Only info I could find was referencing an article in a nursing publication from 19foreverago says a doctor referred to pacifiers as "dummy teats".

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Год назад +2

      ​@@risheeeesh512that's what I assumed

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Год назад

      ​@@risheeeesh512no, it's just a dummy tit

    • @pudgesnextturnaround3112
      @pudgesnextturnaround3112 Год назад +2

      ​@@risheeeesh512 as a brit, i simply never know that, well the more you know!

  • @Micamicamico
    @Micamicamico Год назад +1

    I'm glad this is the biggest news to leave my home area of Essex in a long time

  • @Goawaypls19228
    @Goawaypls19228 Год назад +12

    As a father myself I’m scared to go outside in fear of the binky burglar

    • @lightninggreninja4676
      @lightninggreninja4676 Год назад +8

      Or the pacifier perpetrator

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 Год назад

      ⁠@@lightninggreninja4676there are so many synonyms for thief beginning with p and yet you went for a word that doesn’t even work. I’m very disappointed in you lightninggreninja4676

    • @lightninggreninja4676
      @lightninggreninja4676 Год назад +1

      ​@@cerdic6305Hold up how does Perpetrator not work? I mean, the man was stealing and from babies no less and stealing is illegal, right?

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 Год назад

      @@lightninggreninja4676 yes, but that’s not how the word is used. If someone’s a jewel thief they aren’t a “jewel perpetrator” they’re just a perpetrator or a perpetrator of a jewel theft

  • @Samur_high
    @Samur_high Год назад +8

    The best of the "random goofiness" i never expected to see. Charlie never disappoints

  • @coreynj
    @coreynj Год назад +19

    The thing about the photo of his back while he's wearing a hoodie- it isn't impossible that someone recognized him from that. The FBI actually has a catalog of random photos of items that are taken from illegal imagery and these random images of items are posted online in hopes that someone can recognize the item in the picture and report it to the FBI to try and apprehend the person for the heinous shit they're doing, and it's actually successfully worked a handful of times!

  • @bluericeandgroundbeef
    @bluericeandgroundbeef Год назад +7

    out of all the ways to ruin your life, stealing a pacifier from a baby and sucking on it is probably the weirdest way to go

  • @miguelpartida7440
    @miguelpartida7440 Год назад +30

    if I had a nickel for every time Pokémon hospitalized children, I’d have two. Which doesn’t sound like a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

    • @SuperRedNovaDragon
      @SuperRedNovaDragon Год назад +9

      You would have a lot more than that.
      The porygon episode. And the pokemon go thing where people were walking into oncoming traffic, and other injuries as a result of not paying attention while walking around

  • @bunny2867
    @bunny2867 Год назад +1

    As someone who lives in Essex I can confirm this is a very normal crime here

  • @LizzyGiggles
    @LizzyGiggles Год назад +15

    This cheered me up. I love the goofy side to Charlie. 😂

  • @Chesslover69420
    @Chesslover69420 Год назад +46

    The fact that Charlie never fails to notify us on something we didn't know we wanted to see.

  • @UpTheMightyPool
    @UpTheMightyPool Год назад +4

    These are the most goofiest crimes of all time

  • @Nbrad12
    @Nbrad12 Год назад +56

    High school may be stressful, but Charlie always makes me feel better after hearing about this weirdo. Now no matter what i do, ill never be as weird as this cartoon villain.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Год назад +14

      High school is the tutorial. Enjoy it while you can.

    • @AlyssiaCollard
      @AlyssiaCollard Год назад +4

      Not with that attitude. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, aim for the moon, be weirder

    • @trinitylivingston1286
      @trinitylivingston1286 Год назад +1

      Lmao

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool Год назад +1

      Well, never say never! You have your whole life ahead of you lol jk

  • @GooseAndCapybara
    @GooseAndCapybara Год назад +1

    As someone who lives in the UK I am not surprised this happened in Essex.

  • @The_real_Barack_Obama
    @The_real_Barack_Obama Год назад +18

    I have never heard anyone call them dummies, either a chew or a pacifier. But this was indeed a weird crime

    • @stillchill8872
      @stillchill8872 Год назад +7

      lets go someone that didn't say ''Charlie never fails''

    • @The_real_Barack_Obama
      @The_real_Barack_Obama Год назад +1

      @@fdrez I did not know that, well thank you for the info

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Год назад +1

      ​@@fdrezwait the uk i that that was a australian thing bc they use the -ie suffix somuch

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 Год назад

      ​@@mightyx5441Australians are just british prisoners

    • @CallumsArmy
      @CallumsArmy Год назад

      @@mightyx5441where do most australians originate from

  • @ramoash8067
    @ramoash8067 Год назад +19

    Charlie being flabbergasted at how young the children were and questioning why they would be eating Burger King, not considering the possibility of them having older siblings who could've left the pokeball around, was very funny. As if eating the Burger King meal was a prerequisite to playing with the toy and it couldn't have happened any other way.

    • @Raccnnibal
      @Raccnnibal Год назад +3

      I think he's a single child like me cuz I was thinking the same, 'How does a 4 month old eat nuggets?"

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz Год назад +1

      The four month old sure, but alot of parents give 1 year olds Burger King or McDonalds , at least where I live. I don’t know why, seems pretty unhealthy for toddlers to be eating.

  • @paulr4279
    @paulr4279 Год назад +1

    Thanks for keeping me up to date on my local news! Harlow,Essex uk. 😅

  • @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007
    @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 Год назад +3

    This LEGIT sounds like a comedy film’s story 😂

  • @Elloth
    @Elloth Год назад +4

    Ngl this crime sounds like a Yakuza sidequest

  • @Marept999
    @Marept999 Год назад +1

    I like this new style where Charlie acts like I'm talking to him and it's not just him talking to me.

  • @benmcvicker7336
    @benmcvicker7336 Год назад +17

    Charlie's misunderstanding of young toddlers eating Burger King is somehow the funniest part of this.

  • @Suncrusher
    @Suncrusher Год назад +9

    Bless Charlie for his effort. Get that shoulder some ice 😂

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @prematuredgravy8033
    @prematuredgravy8033 Год назад +1

    Paying literal pocket change for a pacifier: ❌
    Stealing from babies: ✅

  • @ghostface0927
    @ghostface0927 Год назад +50

    I don’t think Burger King and the toy manufacturers are totally at fault. The parents should also take some responsibility. Why would they leave there child unattended for that long. Sure it was obviously a design flaw but it could have been prevented if the parent paid attention to their children. It’s a tragedy none the less though

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Год назад +4

      a 4 months old can't eat solid food anyways, so whyyyyy would they get the menu from burger king ?? Also a 4 months old doesn't care about pokemon at all, any adult in front of that kid would know throwing fries at it wouldn't work, I am surprised that child even managed to reach 4 months.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Год назад

      ​@@Aerosklicemaybe they were getting bk for their other kids? Or they bought themselves a kids meal and gave the kid the toy?? Irdk wtf

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice Год назад

      @@gooodmorning4526 it doesn't make sense to give the toy of a child to a literal baby I really don't get these parents

  • @Adam-gh3bi
    @Adam-gh3bi Год назад +6

    He really took the pacifiers for pleasure lol

  • @deagxgermanmon6516
    @deagxgermanmon6516 Год назад +1

    4:14 that comment “The guys not yet been caught” was so ominous 😂

  • @newvagabond1375
    @newvagabond1375 Год назад +96

    Charlie is like that cool uncle you see in family parties and tells the most batshit stories

  • @jameslol6743
    @jameslol6743 Год назад +272

    Charlie never disappoints to make my day even worse

  • @Ructions
    @Ructions Год назад +1

    Someone who calls a dummy a pacifier making fun of the way people say things is the most hypocritical thing I've heard

  • @oJep1
    @oJep1 Год назад +9

    Can we all agree that we could of contuied our lives not knowing this?

  • @ZSpektre
    @ZSpektre Год назад +453

    Charlie never fails to spread my cheeks. I love hearing about basketball

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @scowbadowstone776
      @scowbadowstone776 Год назад +5

      💀😭🤨🔫😱🤔😳😂

    • @scowbadowstone776
      @scowbadowstone776 Год назад +1

      @@quartdudestfu😭😭😭

    • @P.A.L.09
      @P.A.L.09 Год назад +50

      I feel bad for you getting bots in your replies man

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 Год назад +36

      you never fail to make an NPC comment as early as possible to get as many likes as you can

  • @CornalReserve
    @CornalReserve Год назад +1

    Bro took taking candy from a baby seriously 💀☠️

  • @Bigfoot_GT
    @Bigfoot_GT Год назад +13

    Charlie never fails to surprise us with silly surprises

  • @stillchill8872
    @stillchill8872 Год назад +6

    can you guys please stop saying '''Charlie never fails'' I think he gets it

  • @ubertallcats
    @ubertallcats 5 месяцев назад +2

    i saw “man charged, babies, sex” in the thumbnail at first and was concerned

  • @Queen-Vanny
    @Queen-Vanny Год назад +6

    Nice indeed Charlie- and then there’s the pain
    Hope you get better lol

  • @alissacheck4194
    @alissacheck4194 Год назад +6

    The moment the pokeball story came up, i imagined kids were putting them on their face and sucking the plastic cup, because kids do stupid stuff like that and put everything in their mouths. It was unfortunate that I was correct, but im absolutely shocked that BK took the blame, and not these parents

  • @pyramear5414
    @pyramear5414 Год назад +1

    Stealing pacifiers is freaking goblin behaviour.

  • @hannahbanana7723
    @hannahbanana7723 Год назад +16

    Charlie never failing with the obscure pop culture reference of Osmosis Jones. Thank you for the nostalgia kick to the cerebellum 😂 I was needing that

  • @loggerT123
    @loggerT123 Год назад +6

    Charlie never fails to spot goofiness

  • @classicclassi6146
    @classicclassi6146 Год назад +1

    Now you can accuse anyone who wears a hoodie of doing this crime

  • @gamingguy8929
    @gamingguy8929 Год назад +13

    Charlie never disappoints with this kinda of goofy shit

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik Год назад +3

      He's goofy goober (in a good way)

    • @wikitan
      @wikitan Год назад +1

      @@HaveanOreshnik he’s a silly little goober

    • @Danie1_l
      @Danie1_l Год назад +3

      @@HaveanOreshnik
      We’re all goofy goobers

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 Год назад +2

      @@Danie1_l Moist goofy goobers

  • @m1che_
    @m1che_ Год назад +5

    The thing about the pokeball was that the notch was probably what made it deadly. If you've ever played with a cup and made it stuck around your mouth by sucking in air, you'd know that it's pretty hard to get an airtight seal with your nose in it as well because of the flat edge around the cup. That notch seems like it'd slot in the nose perfectly and make the capsule seal pretty airtight.

    • @dragongirla.d.m3160
      @dragongirla.d.m3160 Год назад +3

      it's probably also why a lot of toys like that now have small holes in the bottom