These Crimes Are Ridiculous

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  • @Gnurklesquimp2
    @Gnurklesquimp2 Год назад +1815

    I really like the idea of a vilain who just can't be caught, unless you make expert use of hints given by their parrot companions.

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC Год назад +598

    The Bird Bandit disguise is pretty good because, like... all he has to do is not wear that stuff, and you wouldn't recognise him anymore. People are going to dress as him for Halloween.

  • @Sk8ItUP89
    @Sk8ItUP89 Год назад +956

    If you were curious how the girls survived the assassination, one had one compound on their hands, and the other had a different compound, that when mixed together created VX. Only one of the girls suffered minor symptoms after the incident.

    • @DirtBikeBoy5ive
      @DirtBikeBoy5ive Год назад +183

      This is still a wild, but creative, way to assassinate a guy.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Год назад +51

      apparently he had the antidote, but didn't use it

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +2

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @reeewhydoihavetochangethese
      @reeewhydoihavetochangethese Год назад +22

      I wonder what drives a person to be willing to rub liquid on someone’s face, knowing you don’t know the target or anything like.. just wild to me that they blindly went along. They had to know

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 Год назад +88

      ​@@reeewhydoihavetochangetheseFrom what I know they had done the prank on others using water so when they did to him the water wasn't water but a poison.

  • @isa_g_k
    @isa_g_k Год назад +165

    I actually think that goofy disguises are briliant - because you keep looking at the silliness and don't pay attention to important things like FACE. With this guy everyone remembers the parrots, goatie and shirt but not what he would look like without them.

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 Год назад +12

      Pretty sure it's the MO of the Pink Panthers too. They wear extremely bright colors and bizarre wigs and it's worked so far

    • @isa_g_k
      @isa_g_k Год назад +3

      @@caseybaker7935 EXACTLY

    • @Goz969
      @Goz969 Год назад

      And hat.

  • @Streggae9961
    @Streggae9961 Год назад +532

    I don't know what Charlie's talking about, the bird bandit has crafted an excellent disguise because its one big distraction: the dumb bright shirt, ridiculous facial hair, sunglasses, a freaking cowboy hat and three birds on his shoulder. When you see this guy in real life who the hell is looking at his face!? All he'd need to do is shave, ditch the birds and wear casual clothes and he's good.

    • @LilYungOwlGod
      @LilYungOwlGod Год назад +38

      The beard is def fake, not many people have a literal super villain goatee on their face 😂😂😂

    • @raccoonhatcity7627
      @raccoonhatcity7627 Год назад +65

      Teach the birds to talk for you, you're basically a ghost.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Год назад +19

      @@LilYungOwlGod the guy has 3 parrots on his shoulder, this is probably what he looks like all the time

    • @breannaflores4175
      @breannaflores4175 Год назад +9

      @@raccoonhatcity7627 walking telephone pole

  • @hsimah5921
    @hsimah5921 Год назад +297

    Charlie, herder dogs are absolutely insane. Please watch a compilation because they definitely got the goats back

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Год назад +4

      You really don't need a compilation to get the idea.

    • @ericae.6547
      @ericae.6547 Год назад +9

      Absolutely. Those dogs have a crazy amount of energy.

    • @BreakdancePeach
      @BreakdancePeach Год назад +18

      Herders in general can be insane. Once, there was this ultramarathon. A bunch of young, long-distance runners who trained for months had joined, but then this 61 year old dude randomly strolls into the competition and crushed them all. How? He said in an interview he used to herd sheep on foot as a kid, running *_days_* outside in thunderstorms just to corral the sheep.
      He even turned down the prize money, giving it to all the runner ups. His name is Cliff Young.

  • @licketyrickety
    @licketyrickety Год назад +2197

    As a parrot myself i can confirm that this man is one of the greatest bird bandits to grace the planet

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад +4

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @picklesthechicken7216
      @picklesthechicken7216 Год назад

      Man these fucking bots are so annoying

    • @Astrosk1er
      @Astrosk1er Год назад +39

      I always think this is the day it’ll be actual people and not bots… it never is

    • @r.e.n417
      @r.e.n417 Год назад +1

      ​@CrewmateComplexClanahem

    • @Nordbon1523
      @Nordbon1523 Год назад +8

      @@Astrosk1ermaybe the dead internet theory isn’t so untrue after all.

  • @DeeEll1
    @DeeEll1 Год назад +50

    there is actually a valid argument for his disguise. if you dress completely absurd, it makes it hard to focus on the face or other identifying things. there was that one guy that robbed a bank robber a few years back that managed to get away with it because he wore an ugly tie and none of the people could give a description of his face due to being too distracted by his tie.

  • @timpy8842
    @timpy8842 Год назад +3665

    Can always rely on charlie to give us a fat wet load of goofiness

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 Год назад +89

      A hot steamy filling of silly

    • @Nobody-Cool
      @Nobody-Cool Год назад

      😂

    • @sicksilverring
      @sicksilverring Год назад +26

      @@toymaster4041what a way to word it

    • @demon-lb9kr
      @demon-lb9kr Год назад +3

      ehh ffs

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад +1

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @yelhsasokolova8561
    @yelhsasokolova8561 Год назад +59

    Imagine getting a security cam notification in the middle of the night and just seeing hundreds of goats roaming past your home 😂 I would think I was dreaming

  • @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal
    @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Год назад +647

    I have never heard a person more accurate describe the visual aesthetic of someone than charlies claim that he looks like a one piece character. I wasnt looking at the screen, chuckled, thought ,"hm i wonder how silly he looks" replayed the clip and my jaw dropped.
    The man who robbed that mcdonalds is absolutely the result of some twisted tulpa experiment done on Oda. This robber literally climbed out of Odas mind while he was sleeping or something. The police are going to find a comical set of tracks that lead to odas house in japan watch!

    • @lukepyburn
      @lukepyburn Год назад +45

      If this guy were a One Piece character, his name would be something like Solstice McCoy, or Belshazzar Tropico III, and that bird on his shoulder would turn out to be some kinda shoulder mounted cannon that had eaten Zoan Bird Bird fruit, model Macaw. It can mimic any voice perfectly, and shoots explosive bird seeds.

    • @BonShula
      @BonShula Год назад +5

      What are you talking about? It is the comedian and the host of the worst show on television Eric André

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @beniyasha_higurashi
      @beniyasha_higurashi Год назад +3

      The guy looks like a character from Fishman island which I won't spoil for Charlie

    • @roralyn
      @roralyn Год назад +1

      @@BonShula He kinda looks like him 😂

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 Год назад +127

    I didn't even CONSIDER a ratatouille situation!!! Charlie is a GENIUS!!!!

    • @Wortnik
      @Wortnik Год назад +13

      Surely you mean Parrotatouille? 😂

    • @LickleCornn
      @LickleCornn Год назад +3

      @@Wortnikwowzers. golly that was a good one

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @mclovin6039
      @mclovin6039 Год назад +2

      ​@Vaultboythefightingmachine have you tried buying a parrot?

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 Год назад +1

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine if you actually believed that you wouldn't have made all those other comments desperately for attention

  • @leilagotspaz
    @leilagotspaz Год назад +84

    Ok it’s REALLY hard to tell from the pic alone, but I think I can make out the parrot species. The one who can barely see and mostly out of view based on size and color is likely a Sun Conure, the most prominent green one is likely a Red Crowned Amazon, and the very back one could be a Blue Quaker Parrot but it seems a little big to be that. Just some guesses, though at least you know he has a very good relationship with those birds to keep them on like that. Birds normally freak out and fly off in public if you don’t have them on a harness.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Год назад +12

      There's this guy in the town I live in and he always walks around with a bird on his shoulder. Sometimes, the bird spreads its wings a little but it always comes flying back

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 Год назад +79

    After Disney fired him, Jack Sparrow became “the bird bandit” and robbed every McDonald’s on the west side of Hollywood, truly one of the stories of all time.

  • @7HP
    @7HP Год назад +9

    Imagine the parrots just testify against him in court considering they can talk

  • @lukepyburn
    @lukepyburn Год назад +90

    If this guy were a One Piece character, his name would be something like Solstice McCoy, or Belshazzar Tropico III, and that bird on his shoulder would turn out to be some kinda shoulder mounted cannon that had eaten Zoan Bird Bird fruit, model Macaw. It can mimic any voice perfectly, and shoots explosive bird seeds.

    • @starbreaker6740
      @starbreaker6740 Год назад +8

      this actually goes fucking hard tho, i'd love to see this be an actual One Piece character

    • @Torannn
      @Torannn Год назад +4

      And he’s probably a marine since they’re the only people with weapons that modified to have devil fruit.

    • @NanachL-
      @NanachL- Год назад +2

      hes just rob lucci

    • @lukepyburn
      @lukepyburn Год назад +8

      @@NanachL- Lol, I feel like that's disrespectful to Rob Lucci. This guy is more like, "We have Rob Lucci at home."

    • @NanachL-
      @NanachL- Год назад +1

      LOL thats true@@lukepyburn

  • @squkyshoes
    @squkyshoes Год назад +5

    I'm just overjoyed at "He looks like a One Piece character!" That description is SO spot-on.

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 Год назад +37

    This man’s character design makes me think that he shouted “Stand and Deliver!” As he pulled out his knife
    Edit: As for the goats, if there was a single Border Collie in that town, then the escaped goats would be a non issue. Herding animals is in those dog’s blood.

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Год назад +1

    2:25 There's actually a fourth, unseen parrot under his hat controlling him by his hair.

  • @JR-hj2nk
    @JR-hj2nk Год назад +31

    Mr. Ballen has a great video on his channel from a week or two ago about Kim’s brother’s assassination and how it all happened. Crazy story

  • @awhvex7188
    @awhvex7188 Год назад

    @1:46 " oh hes even got a pair of sunglasses on..- *Windows Vista Crash Sounds*
    That was one wildly unique burp 🤣💀

  • @RookwingsKirk
    @RookwingsKirk Год назад +6

    7:30
    I've got a goat crime for you...
    When I was 12 we had an annoying neighbour who complained about everything - he also had a front garden full of roses that he nurtured with his very blood, I'm sure.
    Also - we had a goat.
    Goats are notorious for being able to open gates, doors, etc., and just about the only lock [apart from a special 'goat-proof lock] was a bolt, which we had on our huge back garden to stop her escaping and roaming the neighbourhood as she pleased.
    One morning I noticed that the bolt was undone and the gate was resting shut by gravity.
    Lady [the goat] was in her shelter. I'd swear she was grinning.
    His rose garden didn't have a single bloom left, but the leaves seemed untouched...

  • @Cootato
    @Cootato Год назад +10

    the bird bandit is actually a genuis, he just had to show them a getup that nobody will ever forget and then change clothes and nobody will recognize him.

  • @DubYuhGChoppa
    @DubYuhGChoppa Год назад +52

    Not far from where I live they apparently allowed an actual convicted killer to walk out of the jail he was housed in and now the police have been searching for him for 6 days (so far).

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Год назад +1

      what

    • @DubYuhGChoppa
      @DubYuhGChoppa Год назад +4

      A guy from Brazil killed someone there and then his gf here

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад +2

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

    • @arathsg9824
      @arathsg9824 Год назад

      @OfficerBMT
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      you’re so cringe for that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anikagh
      @anikagh Год назад

      PA?

  • @gigi-riley
    @gigi-riley Год назад +10

    as someone who owns three parrots, (two green cheek conures and a cockatoo) that man is literally everything i want to be.

  • @LilYungOwlGod
    @LilYungOwlGod Год назад +10

    I can honestly see the Bird Bandit being a one time off pirate gimmick Batman villain that he has to defeat before he can reach the Joker

  • @ShakinMilk
    @ShakinMilk Год назад +37

    That's one hell of a "my goats have run a muck and I need you to collect them" quest

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted Год назад +723

    I’ve committed crimes in a similar vein, I pray this man doesn’t get caught and end up like me - making apology videos constantly in an effort to be accepted back into the public eye. A perpetual cycle of sadness, and isolation, my 70+ apologies have been to no avail, still the world won’t forgive me. I pray this man finds his peace, and stays out of McTrouble before it’s too late.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад +2

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Год назад +70

      this paragraph was literally a nothing sandwich

    • @interpretus
      @interpretus Год назад +92

      the 5 bots racing to reply to a bot

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge Год назад +46

      bro the bots in this comment section are everywhere

    • @ripsouljax4159
      @ripsouljax4159 Год назад +3

      I ain’t readin allat

  • @lmao1660
    @lmao1660 Год назад +1

    0:35 literally Rob Lucci undercover

  • @yoinkoface8608
    @yoinkoface8608 Год назад +242

    Goofy crimes should have its own court in every city

    • @MelancolicAlcoholic
      @MelancolicAlcoholic Год назад +10

      Ong like a clown court for clown crimes

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @kilgore9106
      @kilgore9106 Год назад

      Charlie more like trashie, my content is way better!

    • @Voltage47
      @Voltage47 Год назад +12

      @@MelancolicAlcoholicthese god Damm bot comments are goofy asf smh

    • @Elliot-f6x
      @Elliot-f6x Год назад +1

      ​@OfficerBMTbeep boop beep

  • @samanthagarcia6252
    @samanthagarcia6252 Год назад +54

    The RUclipsr, Mr Ballen just a video recently about the two women who were groomed to believe they were doing a harmless prank. Mr Ballen is a great story teller and provides a good amount of information on what happened and even about the women. Recommend :)

    • @Boydgraud
      @Boydgraud Год назад +1

      Hes the best love Ballen

  • @cerealenjoyer3000
    @cerealenjoyer3000 Год назад +6

    probably a great high profile disguise, everyone has their eyes on the birds so i doubt anyone would remember his face very well if he ditched the goatee

  • @legbert123
    @legbert123 Год назад +1

    2:17 Ya feel bad for the Birds but that guy at knifepoint screw him.

  • @breannaflores4175
    @breannaflores4175 Год назад +16

    “And it’s covered in bull shit!” Made me laugh a lot more than it was supposed to

  • @thisisntsergio1352
    @thisisntsergio1352 Год назад +1

    9:36 sheep shearer 😂

  • @LumidxGoat
    @LumidxGoat Год назад +14

    Him describing the back of the vehicle and saying its covered in bullshit had me dying

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Год назад +2

    Herding dogs are no joke, the shepherds don't even need to be there and they'll corrall every animal on a farm into a gate more crowded than an airport after fyre festival. They will run on top of the herd if they need to if it's the fastest way to an animal.

  • @-Mister-_._-Sir-
    @-Mister-_._-Sir- Год назад +11

    Aliens are confirmed to be real and then this bird bandit walks into a store and tries to act what human would act like? Coincidence? I think not!

  • @zachhendry7926
    @zachhendry7926 Год назад +1

    “The stand user could be any one”
    The stand user:

  • @shawnpepin7890
    @shawnpepin7890 Год назад +8

    It’s actually ingenious… “sir, what did he look like?” … “i don’t know officer, all I saw was birds” shave the goat, get rid of the birds, and your invisible

  • @clockguy5436
    @clockguy5436 Год назад

    1:50 I didnt know penguinz0 was a bass throat singer. Look at that talent.

  • @deekaym836
    @deekaym836 Год назад +4

    Imagine bird man is actually a totally normal dude and this whole persona is his disguise 😂

  • @taylorrimpley8214
    @taylorrimpley8214 Год назад +1

    The bull in car story hits home for me because the old police car comes from the village I came from in Nebraska, and was the only police car for the town that had no cops.

  • @TheBlackGoku
    @TheBlackGoku Год назад +2

    “Let’s not get rid of the possibility of the birds being the ones controlling him.” Bro this had me dead as hell, that is hilarious.

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 Год назад +1

    Surprised the parrot didn't squawk him out while he did that.

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAI Год назад +3

    He should train the birds to say "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG"

  • @sams_attatchment
    @sams_attatchment Год назад

    2:00 ok but this is the most Florida outfit I’ve ever seen- lmfao 😭💀😂✋🏻

  • @DizGaAlcam
    @DizGaAlcam Год назад +19

    Ahaha Charlie doesn't know how shepperding works, a well trained dog and just the natural behaviour of sheeps makes it very possible that one dude brought them all back, going to a farm to learn about it would be a nice idea for a video btw.

    • @cockthesheep3051
      @cockthesheep3051 Год назад +4

      Why do so many people get goats and sheep mixed up smh
      Goats will go at anything, sheep are too sheepish, they're opposites

    • @Fuckoutubeihadthisnamefirst
      @Fuckoutubeihadthisnamefirst Год назад

      @@cockthesheep3051ayy lmao

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Год назад +1

    "This is the city, the city of goofiness. My name is Charlie; I carry a badge."

  • @lemons2290
    @lemons2290 Год назад +3

    As a parrot i am personally offended by this man

  • @MEYGOAD
    @MEYGOAD Год назад +1

    The birds are 100% piloting that dude like a meat mecha

  • @Shadowcam00
    @Shadowcam00 Год назад +3

    If a guy with three birds threatens you with a knife, just give him the money; he's clearly the main villain of this arc and you don't want to be the innocent civilian who gets killed to motivate the protagonist.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +2

    It's actually a solid strategy. Overdressing means the witnesses are focused on his outfit and not on his face. So he can get by rather easily when not in the disguise. Even with security cam footage, most people aren't going to recognize him even if he's standing right next to them.

  • @oban1ze
    @oban1ze Год назад +4

    "He looks like a one piece character" That line got me laughing because he really does look like one 😂😂

    • @AripBah
      @AripBah Год назад +2

      Yeah with the hat too! ROB lucci......

    • @ivanmunoz4734
      @ivanmunoz4734 Год назад +1

      ​@@AripBahhe for sure talked trough his parrots like a ventriloquist

  • @hobbithabits
    @hobbithabits Год назад +1

    Charlie not realizing the bull is in a decommissioned police car hurt me

  • @prod.breadlvr
    @prod.breadlvr Год назад +46

    Sometimes the timing of Charlie uploading whenever i want him to is unreal.

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @strawbunny99
      @strawbunny99 Год назад +1

      No literally. This comment gave me whiplash because it made me realize he posted this TWO MINTUES AGO

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      I hate everything and everyone. This stupid bullshit we call life is a joke.

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Год назад +2

    "The birds may be innocent"
    Pretty sure they were the masterminds, and he's just their puppet.

  • @chandlercrockett2127
    @chandlercrockett2127 Год назад +5

    I actually think the bird guy unironically has a great disguise in comparison to regular black clothes. I bet most people are going to remember the birds and the outrageous outfit but not his actual physical features making most witness descriptions useless because no one actually remember what he looked like

  • @leeshapon
    @leeshapon Год назад +1

    0:24 thats literally Rob Lucci

  • @x.miztli419
    @x.miztli419 Год назад +5

    finally some original villains without copy paste lore

  • @toolbaggers
    @toolbaggers Год назад +2

    Imagine Noah herding dinosaurs onto a giant boat. It would look more hectic than a scene out of Jurassic Park.

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Год назад +4

    As a guy who steals parrots, this guy is infamous within our community.

    • @KeleEnker-ws6gg
      @KeleEnker-ws6gg Год назад +2

      You guys need to upgrade from STEALING PARROTS, and use the PARROTS TO STEAL. This is a good opportunity to be taking notes here

    • @Bone_Incidents
      @Bone_Incidents Год назад +1

      @@KeleEnker-ws6gg Oh! Maybe I can actually use these parrots for something other than just repeating the entire Navy Seal copypasta!

  • @ComedyIsCoolTelevision
    @ComedyIsCoolTelevision Год назад +1

    I really like this type of video, usually the videos are just one topic but this is like 10 topics all in one all rapid fire

  • @Choppenheimer
    @Choppenheimer Год назад +21

    Charlie is the only person on RUclips that I genuinely enjoy watching

  • @mrbeardude3963
    @mrbeardude3963 Год назад +1

    Mihawk thought he could hide his identity

  • @monkeking325
    @monkeking325 Год назад +4

    Why do people wake up and say to themselves I'm gonna make a crime today for fun

  • @Peetreesaur
    @Peetreesaur Год назад +19

    The craziest part about the VX assassination is that he was found with several vials of the antidote with him but he never thought to use it.

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 Год назад +6

      Probably didn't realize what he was hit by until too late

  • @rinzuwu
    @rinzuwu Год назад

    Idk if I'm more scared of the bird bandit or Charlie's burp 1:50

  • @GrazzleYT
    @GrazzleYT Год назад +4

    its a crime that moist critical doesn't have stains on his shirt

  • @SlimcognitoVG
    @SlimcognitoVG Год назад +1

    I’m glad Charlie’s first suggestion is to not discredit the possibility that he is being ratatouilled

  • @y0sh_
    @y0sh_ Год назад +9

    That one comment charlie made about how hard it must've been for noah to herd the animals into the ark has now got me thinking about that whole scenario.
    Noah every other minute: Ah fuck the pandas have gone the wrong way

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Год назад +2

      It’s basically what you have to do with Minecraft villagers

    • @austincox1239
      @austincox1239 Год назад +1

      Its almost like its a completely made up story, meant to teach a lesson vs being historical fact. An allegory, even.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Год назад +3

      @@austincox1239found the edgy 14 year old

    • @austincox1239
      @austincox1239 Год назад +1

      @@JJAB91 Nah, its just funny you went that deep into thought about a fake story, just to make a shit joke about it

    • @Echo-nn8dt
      @Echo-nn8dt Год назад

      @@JJAB91found the guy that believes anything

  • @hannahmelton5331
    @hannahmelton5331 Год назад +2

    Charlie underestimates the ability of a trained herding dog.

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 Год назад +5

    So glad to see Charlie finally admit to that Geneva violation!

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Год назад +2

    That's not a goatee, it's a another bird! No one expects the 4th secret goatee bird

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino Год назад +5

    Today's Fact: In 2009, a man named Gabriel Scott was struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in California; his father had also been struck and killed by a car while crossing the street in the same spot 30 years earlier.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 Год назад

    Guy with the birds was thinking "go ahead, describe me to police, they'll never believe you."

  • @rllydaniel
    @rllydaniel Год назад +46

    charlie never disappoints

    • @ChrisShafferOfficial
      @ChrisShafferOfficial Год назад

      I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put to sleep because I make superior content. 🤣😂.. .

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Год назад +3

      yawn comment

    • @Maybe_Tom_Cruise
      @Maybe_Tom_Cruise Год назад

      ​@@Mandate_of_HeavenEqually yawn comment. It's a never ending cycle of yawn comments.

    • @KeepTheGates
      @KeepTheGates Год назад

      Gluck gluck gluck

  • @Boneheaded0
    @Boneheaded0 Год назад +1

    How does Charlie not know that the hamburgler has returned enacting revenge

  • @WC-ip6tt
    @WC-ip6tt Год назад +7

    Rob Lucci fell off

  • @viktorvojtko7991
    @viktorvojtko7991 Год назад +1

    The bird bandit looks like Eric Andre in one of his skits

  • @veryhotpizza
    @veryhotpizza Год назад +4

    The news title "Search for bird bandit after string of robberies" sounds so crazy. They keep giving criminals cool ass names, that just makes more people wanna be criminals

    • @funkin-fungoid
      @funkin-fungoid Год назад

      ​@@p-__actually, this comment is about Charles burp so stfu

  • @greenfox42
    @greenfox42 Год назад

    4:03 isn’t that just the half of a “POLICE” decal?? 😂😂😂 lice 😂😂😂

  • @citizen8570
    @citizen8570 Год назад +6

    Can always rely on charlie to give us a fat wet load of goofiness
    😂
    😂
    😂
    😂
    😂

    • @quartdude
      @quartdude Год назад

      NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY RUclips! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven Год назад

      @OfficerBMT” “ 🤓☝️

  • @maxbailey9164
    @maxbailey9164 Год назад

    Best disguise ever, bro definitely owns no birds, is clean shaven, and hates wearing hats

  • @jonathanmanning7661
    @jonathanmanning7661 Год назад +8

    First

  • @MacabreMarauder
    @MacabreMarauder Год назад

    I can imagine the herder being woken up at midnight like 'The city needs me' and then puts on his uniform like a superhero

  • @Exilecrysis
    @Exilecrysis Год назад +1

    9:50 who wins 1000 goats or one very good boi?

  • @laurenp0958
    @laurenp0958 Год назад

    The concussion beef really sent me. That and the vile shit talking birds. 😂

  • @raybarrows4418
    @raybarrows4418 Год назад +1

    what if the bull was having a blast? the good boy may ask to go on rides like that

  • @generic_soda
    @generic_soda Год назад +1

    huge missed opportunity to call him "the Birdgler"

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Год назад +1

    Bird Bandit reminds me of Donquixote Pirate Officer Gladius.

  • @ChArLiE-1chaz9
    @ChArLiE-1chaz9 Год назад +1

    Jonny Depp seeing what he can get away with after massive support

  • @KOU-ZAI
    @KOU-ZAI Год назад

    03:40 - 04:00 --- when the word "bullshit" takes a literal meaning. XD

  • @HorsesandCoffee
    @HorsesandCoffee Год назад +1

    I really love those goats! I hope they had a good time exploring

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Год назад +1

    Perhaps his entire face was disguised Mission Impossible style and the birds were just a red herring.

  • @Bonecrusher420
    @Bonecrusher420 Год назад

    Manz got the "you killed my father an I'm here to avenge his death" look wit that hat n facial hair setup let alone those birds 😂

  • @LizardoiL
    @LizardoiL Год назад +1

    The birds are definitely in on it.

  • @harper9246
    @harper9246 Год назад

    in the bay area we have those enclosures with tons of goats to eat dry grass in grassy areas for fire prevention!!

  • @benieboy5313
    @benieboy5313 Год назад +1

    Bro missed out on calling him a birdguler

  • @wastedtalent666
    @wastedtalent666 Год назад +1

    The birds are controlling it 😂😂