there's a lot more contrast/edges competing for the spotlight in Brian's shot than in Pat's. content aware scaling means that it scales the image by trying to remove the least important pixels, so the amount of detail in the background + the fact that Brian takes up less space in the frame is what makes the difference
Everyone saying this is for a very specific niche but I am pretty sure that niche includes literally all of BDG’s fans. It is not like his content is any less crazy than this.
By the beginning, I wondered if it was gonna really escalate. Then by the end, it legit looked like a nightmare I've had multiple times. Good job, Content aware scale. We could never do this without your existence.
I’m taking history of cinema in college right now and I would love to have a time machine so that I could go to the 1920s and and show this to people to watch them panic out of their feeble, peasant, neanderthal minds. It would be great.
I wonder just how funny it would be if right after he says "I got em two weeks ago," the filter just immediately goes away. Like, now that the hype is over, and now that BDG is pissed, it's back to reality. But his insults were just too good with the warble.
i just watched the original of this again and since i've watched this version much more at this point, i actually heard all the weird sound artifacts that get magnified here. it genuinely felt like hearing ghosts
Brady, I want you to know I watch this video regularly because it makes me so happy. I haven't loved a video this much since, like, Kyle Sullivan's "Muffins!" video. Thank you for your contribution to arts and culture!
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the best part has to be when laura comes in looking even more goblin-esque
She looks like ET.
I've never been more attracted
ive become the 420th like i love this
i came here to write this, and i knew in my heart of hearts it had already been written
I thought she was already at peak goblin!
the new shoes "panel question" is made 10x better with the audio distortion
In that portion BDG sounds like he's so nervous meeting his idol that he's about to cry
i- IvE bEEn A fAn fOr a WHiLe
realistic nervous stuttering
this is for a. VERY specific demographic.
🙋🏻♂️
And that demographic is me
gay people
but a large one
It- it's me- I'm the demographic-
I clicked on this at 4am thinking it was the original video and when the CAS started kicking in I thought I was finally starting to lose it
I haven't even watched the original and thought this was it until I read the comments
Literally same tho i was like "uh oh what have i dones"
this appeals to such a niche portion of the internet i love it
I love that i sit in the cross section of all these venn diagrams.
Ok but why does Patrick look like pretty normal for most of the video and Brian looks like... that
there's a lot more contrast/edges competing for the spotlight in Brian's shot than in Pat's. content aware scaling means that it scales the image by trying to remove the least important pixels, so the amount of detail in the background + the fact that Brian takes up less space in the frame is what makes the difference
Plus Brian is just an odd looking man.
content awareness made bdg trans for a sec, im digging it
This has the same exact energy as the original.
Somehow it has even more "original" energy than the actual original??
Everyone saying this is for a very specific niche but I am pretty sure that niche includes literally all of BDG’s fans. It is not like his content is any less crazy than this.
I love Brian's slow progression into Sid the Sloth
I love how brian's head keeps geting taller as patrick's head keeps getting flatter
I like how one still looks normal and the other turns into a rat goblin.
That’s rude to Patrick
it's cause there's more detail in Brian's background than Patrick's
content aware laura Frightens me
you must learn to accept content aware Laura. If you do not, she will come to your bedside in full content aware form to frighten you forever
Regular Laura frightens me
Content aware Laura isn't real she can't hurt you
@@goldendoodle252 and smoke cigars on your bed
0:53 Pat's got them Waluigi legs.
I cant stop thinking about this comment HE DOES and it makes me cry laugh
They are Waluigi's legs. Patrick stole them from him.
Omg when Brian starts singing, I fucking cant hahahaha
Damn this video blew up in a couple months
1:11 brian sounds like he's nervous and holding back tears
...you certainly could describe his legs as "stems" now
laura appearing like that made me lose my shit
simultaneously a wildly distinct and perfectly identical experience to watching the original
This made me experience new shoes as if for the first time again
I paused at 2:07, and if he's trying to look disappointed he's doing a TERRIBLE job.
That’s Sid Iceage
2:25 zuko is BARELY managing not to phase out of our dimension entirely
i love how you can just *see* when the cas is applied the first time
just
'those new shoes?'
*_world begins to vibrate_*
1:09
I am dead. I have past on. This comment is from the afterlife.
you're doing great sweaty
-love mom
LMAOOOO
Someone PLEASE let Brian David Gilbert know of this blessed creation
Laura's face at her first entrance breathed life back into my body. That face will live rent-free in my brain for the rest of my life.
something might be wrong with my brain but this is the funniest thing i've ever seen
2:03 I don't know why but I genuinely find this slightly intimidating. I love it.
0:36 I’m losing my mind at the hair flipping in this
I don't know how I ended up here, but I'm okay with it
I don't know I ended up here again, but I'm still okay with it.
i thought this was the original for longer than i'd like to admit.
when brian calls pat a garbage hole, a pile of ropes on a trash heap, by god. he looks like that.
Every scene with legs makes my face hurt with laughter
I like the ove glove growing in size when everything else is going bonkers
Why is this my favourite thing on the internet?
When they were flipping their hair it reminded me of that after credit scene from brother bear when theyre looking at their reflection on the ice
Went too deep into the content aware that my brain thought that was how life would continue being like after the video.
This is what I think about when I fell asleep
By the beginning, I wondered if it was gonna really escalate.
Then by the end, it legit looked like a nightmare I've had multiple times.
Good job, Content aware scale. We could never do this without your existence.
Honestly, this was one of the funnier things I've seen in a few weeks. thank you for doing this!
This is so genius and deserves WAY more views hahahahaha
I’m taking history of cinema in college right now and I would love to have a time machine so that I could go to the 1920s and and show this to people to watch them panic out of their feeble, peasant, neanderthal minds. It would be great.
How does Patrick manage to look almost normal until like 1:03?!🤣
when they cut away from Laura and Patrick to the GIGANTIC SHOES had me rolling
the wavy-ness of his voice when he's a fan makes it sound like he's even more nervous
This is almost unwatchable.
I *love* it.
Watching this at 10:11 at night on greyscale mode with one earbud in greatly enhances the comedy
This video has poisoned me, i rewatched the original recently and I kept seeing the early stages of content awareness in them
this is what i feel when i glance at the bathroom mirror in the middle of the night. thanks.
im so used to this version that the original sounds wrong now
Pat's skinny fucking legs with the huge shoes are killing me
went to watch a normal, unchanged bdg video and the ghost of the content aware audio is still present in his voice...it haunts me
Ok... but now increase the scale every time they say “new”
I do NOT know how the content aware scale works but I'll be dead in my grave when I stop thinking it's hilarious.
Just as weird and surreal as a standard BDG video. 10/10
“ThEeEeZ BaAybeeEz?!”
By the end, they look like characters in a live-action Fanboy and Chum-Chum movie
this is one of those things that I didn't realize was missing from my life until I had it. And now I wonder how I ever lived without it.
why is this so funny to me
Poor zuko at the end
I think Patrick has been working at Polygon so long that he has become content aware.
I wonder just how funny it would be if right after he says "I got em two weeks ago," the filter just immediately goes away. Like, now that the hype is over, and now that BDG is pissed, it's back to reality.
But his insults were just too good with the warble.
posts that are a national treasure
From Gilling in the name of, to Ren & Stimpy, to full blown late Picasso
Did not think someone made an edit like this of new shoes but the world is so much better for it.
I clicked on this knowing that the level of cursed this was going to be would be high, but I wasn't fully prepared for just how cursed it would get.
i just watched the original of this again and since i've watched this version much more at this point, i actually heard all the weird sound artifacts that get magnified here. it genuinely felt like hearing ghosts
A stunning achievement.
The fact that Patrick seems to DEFY the content aware scale for like half the video scares me
Gotta love the visible shift with every shoes
Pausing the video at any point after 20 secs creates a perfect still.
This video was made specifically for my demographic
I didn't think this video could possibly get any better but here we are
why haven't i seen this until now
So life-giving, thank you 🙏
2:11 “You ssSSssSSSsack of a man”
Insults at then end sound so much more devastating
why did I chose to watch this on the treadmill at the gym I’m trying so hard not to laugh
by the end brian looks like sid from ice age
"tHeSe BaBiEs???"
My nightmares be like
by the end of the video everybody sounds like theyre on the verge of tears
never thought I'd see this combination of things happen, but I'm fucking glad it did
1:52 Pat got the drip
im 4 months late but this is the mostly perfectly chaotic thing ive seen
thanku
Brady, I want you to know I watch this video regularly because it makes me so happy. I haven't loved a video this much since, like, Kyle Sullivan's "Muffins!" video. Thank you for your contribution to arts and culture!
This could've perfectly been in that surreal animation section of 90's locomotion
>Save
>Playlist
>Amsterdam
Thank you for this masterpiece 😂
lauras entrance made me scream . thank you so much
this is what my intrusive thoughts look like
Have to revisit this from time to time
I ate a 200mg edible and now I'm here and I'm scared please send help
ZUKO AT THE END
Brian slowly turning into Sid from Ice Age
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS.
This looks totally normal if you're hallucinating
now do "give up on your dreams of becoming a baker" and everytime he says dreams (and perhaps anything that rhymes with it) it goes up
i think this is what being in a dream is like
If BDG hasn't seen this, I need him to.
Brian's sister only looks more alien. This'd be funnier if it applied to synonyms for shoes. Puppies, bad boys, kicks, etc.