@Mark Omega actually, this is basically how we laugh in Brazil, instead of using "lol" "lmao" or stuff like that, we use random words like "ksosjdisjdiajf" or we repeat the letter K, like "KKKKKKKKKK" just like the japanese do with W, "wwwwwwww"
"I'm about to cross a road". That one got me right in the feels. "I am back in the UK and I have been practicing for my death metal band vocalist audition" was what I thought he'd say at the end.
when you realise "This is going to be a fairly disappointing video; I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm in an airplane bathroom" is a correct sentence
For those who are interested, "the small village of Jelling" is in Denmark, and it is in fact very small. But it was once the capital of Denmark during the Viking age.
I'm from Germany (Constance) and the video was suggested to me. So I watched it without suspecting anything and suddenly there's my town where I live in the background. What a coincidence hahahaha
"I'm putting myself at risk of being sued, I'm at a party, I'm in the small village of Yeling. Last time I was outside this pub with Noorm, who taught me to strangle someone."
why does this man own exactly 1 hoodie and 1 shirt. Also I live really close to lake constance and the place the dude in the video was at is a like 20 min drive from my house lol
*"I AM ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD"*
He said that with so much enthusiasm that it's motivating
I kinda wanna go cross a road now tbh
I was looking for this comment
tom says it with the excitement of someone who's never crossed a road before and is documenting the new experience
Why did Tom Scott cross the road?
*Now I'm motivated!*
"behind me is lake constance. It is a big lake."
Wow. Inspiring stuff Tom.
I kinda want to watch that one now just because of the big... H thing. ruclips.net/video/KwHj4lj3F-k/видео.html
I was on lake constance when I was little. Definitely a big lake
Start off simple and work outwards !
@@spenarkley I've grown up there, and i can confirm. Big Lake.
@@theblakwarior wow, must be a quite a big lake.
"I'm about to cross a road!" - kkkkkk that's gotta be a day to remember
And the way he says it lmao
a day to remember
Sounds like he is a four year old kid who never crossed a road alone
@Mark Omega actually, this is basically how we laugh in Brazil, instead of using "lol" "lmao" or stuff like that, we use random words like "ksosjdisjdiajf" or we repeat the letter K, like "KKKKKKKKKK" just like the japanese do with W, "wwwwwwww"
@Mark Omega kkkkkk
I am inside your house.
Please spare my wife and kids
I am behind you.
@@auxangess and THIS is you
Thanks for telling me where you're hiding shit-lips.
@@borrasca there shall be no mercy.
"I am squinting into the Sun"
*Why do I love this line so much*
"HE TOUGHT ME HOW TO STRANGLE SOMEONE"
"THIS IS A DEAD MAN"
I had a fucking heart attack when he said the second one
It is taught bro
Damn Tom Scott killed Jeremy Bentham
🎉
That's either a threat or before and After
"I am not inside a fusion reactor, I am in an airplane bathroom"
On the top of a hill
@@minikoala6173 squinting into the sun
I'm in the (didn't understand, sry) peninsula
I am about to cross a road
"I am putting myself at risk of being sued."
"I'm about to cross a road". That one got me right in the feels.
"I am back in the UK and I have been practicing for my death metal band vocalist audition" was what I thought he'd say at the end.
This is a masterpiece❤️
I think you mean “This *pause* is a masterpiece.”
Truly
I read this in Tom's voice
THIS IS A SOVIET BATTLE TANK!!!!!
yes
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how flawlessly he pronounced that super long Welsh name
Credit where credit's due to Tom for trying but flawless is not a word I would use 😂😂
yes, except he said none of it right lmao
here's a Welsh-born weatherman to show you how it's *actually* pronounced: m.ruclips.net/video/fHxO0UdpoxM/видео.html
no it's not flawless
Long live Tom scott
He's our national treasure
0:46 - the new batman returns British remake looks great
when you realise "This is going to be a fairly disappointing video; I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm in an airplane bathroom" is a correct sentence
0:09 the enthusiasm makes it 10 times better
I love how excited he is about crossing the road
Good for him.
Good for him.
He is also equally as excited about the level crossing, does he have a road fetish or something
@@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot Good for him.
@@cuppacofi1129 I think it's more of a infrastructure fetish
“this is going to be a disappointing video, im not in a fusion reactor, im in an airplane bathroom” I love the sequencing here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I came here from sheer boredom.
I've left with a surprised and heightened mood.
I thank you.
Coronavirus: Starts spreading
Everyone:
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Underrated comment
@@dansaunders1655 0:46
i’m crying thank you for existing so that you could make this comment
What? Everyone what?
Alternate title: man travels the world, but has to return home upon getting sick
When he said "I am about to cross a road" it had so much emotion
This is basically any discord server whenever i ask if there is someone to play with
I'M ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD
The things this man does.. just amazes me. It's out of this world.
Your friends when you're trying to make plans with them
0:28 me when writing a long essay
For those who are interested, "the small village of Jelling" is in Denmark, and it is in fact very small. But it was once the capital of Denmark during the Viking age.
Oh, that’s enlightening; I heard “a small village of yelling”
Poor mans Nidaros
Been there, got cool rune stones
@@ethanlivemere1162what kind of buffs did they give?
@@Ultrasemen
+3 conversion
-2 raiding
I'm from Germany (Constance) and the video was suggested to me. So I watched it without suspecting anything and suddenly there's my town where I live in the background. What a coincidence hahahaha
the fact that hes still wearing the red tshirt under his grey hoodie, i am glad this man is alive
"i am NOT in a fusion reactor" thats awfully suspicious, tom
0:27 “Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake” i wish that was the entire video
you know he's leveling up when his forehead is getting bigger and bigger
Here before this blows up in 9 months
Me 2
The guy who uploaded it literally ripped this from another video
Same. We're the true pioneers ;)
or 4 years
Same
Tom Scott is a 🎆 *legend* 🎆 for staying serious for doing these!
“I am not in a nuclear fusion I’m in a airplane bathroom on a hill”
POV: You asked the group chat if anyone wants to hang out during summer vacation
I’ve never watched this man and I don’t know why it’s in my recommended. I’m enthralled.
"I have a cold"
truly an ominous ending
"I am back in the UK and I have a cold" - Punished Tom
"What's up guys, it's your boy, filthy frank"
_- Tom Scott with a cold, probably_
I love how he shows a tank and then it immediately switches to “this is a dead man”
I'm pretty sure Tom Scott and Doug Demuro have joint ownership of the word "this". You need to pay them if you want to use the word.
Every time you say 'this' they each split a 10 dollar bill in half.
@@PuffleBuns and they then do a video about the (il)legality of the destruction of currency
This is true
I think "this" would be fair use, though.
dont forget technology connections too!
The only man to battle Doug Demuro in the "This Is" war
"I'm putting myself at risk of being sued, I'm at a party, I'm in the small village of Yeling. Last time I was outside this pub with Noorm, who taught me to strangle someone."
tom scott out of context is wild
Can we talk about how flawlessly he said that long ass town name? Like damn
It's a huge flex to say the longest Welsh town name without fail
lol he said it wrong what you mean? he stumbled near the start then just gave up
@@Kristoby the person who made the comment probably doesn't speak welsh and is unfamiliar with the name
Also why it says: "Wales: I'm sorry" at the bottom of the screen.
I love this man. He is going places-no no not the phrase, quite literally.
I love how the message is that the UK is straight-up a "ridiculous place" with that last clip
0:09 I say that every time I cross the road
I laughed unnecessarily hard at “I am about to cross A ROAD”
He's like the IRL equivalent of Justin y.
He's just *e v e r y w h e r e*
"I'm with Nor who taught me to strangle someone " perfectly placed eybrow moves by norm ^^ ^^
You forgot when he's calling his mum to tell that, "I'm in Slough."
"Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake" Groundbreaking stuff
“This is *insert Welsh Town name* “
That seems accurate
How the whole friend group answers when you want to game together
As a random person on the internet, I'm very happy that we can all just come and appreciate Tom and everything he does❤❤❤❤❤
Me: "ayo anyone up for some video games?"
The group chat:
Thank God that “Last time I was outside this pub, this guy taught me how to strangle someone” and “This is a dead man” weren’t the same video.
why does this man own exactly 1 hoodie and 1 shirt. Also I live really close to lake constance and the place the dude in the video was at is a like 20 min drive from my house lol
He’s answered the question before: basically it’s really cheap to buy identical t-shirts and hoodies in bulk.
Here is a nine-minute video to answer your simple question. ruclips.net/video/p4SoSBo_nsI/видео.html
"I'M ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD!"
"I'm on top of a hill"
This is perhaps the most ridiculous place on Earth.
0:46 shouldn't have gone so many places during covid Tom...
i never thought i would hear tom with a cold in my life and i regret it everyday of my life
“Last time I was outside this pub, Norm taught me how to strangle someone.” 💀💀💀
“I am here in nancy pelosi’s office”
"I'm in the town of yelling" tom stated calmly
“I’m in the village of *yelling*”
Aw that’s so cool I’ve always wanted to see his hometown
When you ask your friends if they wanna hang out
This guy is going places
Imagine you're on a plane, someone gets up and goes to the bathroom and you hear: *I'M IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM*
To whoever edited this: Just thanks you so much. I love it .XD
That one friend who always be out of somewhere just to avoid assignments
“I’m back to UK and have a Cold”
-UK’s first COVID-19 case
“This is a dead man”
Aight that got me
I didn't know that a Dasani water bottle was actually a place.
This video is exactly what i was expecting it would be
I love that almost any video of "tom out of context" ends with "im back in the UK and ive got a cold"Xd
"Behind me is Lake Constance. It is a big lake."
Yes, I bet it is Tom.
I never noticed this, it’s incredible that the pattern makes for funny sentences like this.
I like how he says 'wales: I'm sorry'
If you close your eyes it sounds like he's planning something...
This is why I love the Tom Scott community
Me: Has free time.
My friends:
the group chat when you ask whos available to hang out next week
'I'm about to cross a ROAD!'
My friends looking for excuses to avoid listening to me talk about Lego Star Wars for the 7th hour in a row
This man is going to have the most insane obituary ever.
"I'm about to cross a road" crossy road chicken be like
Me: trying to go somewhere with friends
Friends:
The madman cannot be stopped.
“This is a bottle of dasani”
Here before 1M views on this gem 💎 😂
I can’t believe the last one is real place
"I am about to cross a road, and putting myself at risk of being sued."
This is almost as good as the compilation of Doug DeMuro saying "This"
When Tom has a cold he sounds like that one time Candace put a paper bag over her head and started singing
I have no idea who Tom Scott is, but, this video was recommended to death to me, so, well, here i am
"hey guys do you wanna hang out during the weekend?" my friends:
dear god he is going through his joker arc soon
He emits a similar energy as Vsauce.
Group chat when i ask if anybody wants to game