"This field, right here, in the middle of nowhere in russia, doesn't look that useful, because it's not. Nobody, not me, not locals, not tourists, cares about this field."
@@saffron6744 when people were memeing him in Minecraft, he expressed his displeasure with the memes on Twitter, also stating that he knows it's all for jokes and done in good faith, by much younger people.
"I'm about to cross a road". That one got me right in the feels. "I am back in the UK and I have been practicing for my death metal band vocalist audition" was what I thought he'd say at the end.
@Mark Omega actually, this is basically how we laugh in Brazil, instead of using "lol" "lmao" or stuff like that, we use random words like "ksosjdisjdiajf" or we repeat the letter K, like "KKKKKKKKKK" just like the japanese do with W, "wwwwwwww"
Proof Tom is the Doctor: - british - intelligent - can explain complex ideas in a simple way - looks young and old at the same time - always in weird places - looks good in a bowtie
The worst fate that could possibly befall a person is Tom Scott appearing before you, turning his face to an invisible camera and pointing at you before saying "This, is a dead man"
"Believe me, if I had to pee, I'd take a pee on this field, right here; I hate it. But I left my diet coke at the hotel, and I don't currently have to pee."
"This is going to be a fairly disappointing video, I am NOT inside a fusion reactor, I am in an airplane bathroom." was that intentionally cut into a functional sentence?
U know when youtubers r like “sorry I sound so gross I’ve been sick” and I’m like “???? I literally hear no difference in your voice” Yeah that doesn’t apply with him wow
when you realise "This is going to be a fairly disappointing video; I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm in an airplane bathroom" is a correct sentence
For those who are interested, "the small village of Jelling" is in Denmark, and it is in fact very small. But it was once the capital of Denmark during the Viking age.
"I am not inside a fusion reactor" Later: "here we have these cool things called matches." *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *fusion reactor metal clanking sounds*
I'm from Germany (Constance) and the video was suggested to me. So I watched it without suspecting anything and suddenly there's my town where I live in the background. What a coincidence hahahaha
@@camelopardalis84 Haha, dont worry about it. Its like the only lake I personally know about in Europe. My opa grew up there so he talked a lot about it. I got the joy of visiting it a few times, the whole area around it is so beautiful!
"I'm putting myself at risk of being sued, I'm at a party, I'm in the small village of Yeling. Last time I was outside this pub with Noorm, who taught me to strangle someone."
"HE TOUGHT ME HOW TO STRANGLE SOMEONE"
"THIS IS A DEAD MAN"
I had a fucking heart attack when he said the second one
It is taught bro
Damn Tom Scott killed Jeremy Bentham
🎉
That's either a threat or before and After
"I'm not inside a fusion reactor" me neither, but you don't hear me bragging about it
The next time I'm on a toilet of a plane I will realise "I'm not inside a fusion reactor."
Iam its getting really hot
“I’m in your mom”
srxxhith yes help
Weird flex but ok
"behind me is lake constance. It is a big lake."
Wow. Inspiring stuff Tom.
I kinda want to watch that one now just because of the big... H thing. ruclips.net/video/KwHj4lj3F-k/видео.html
I was on lake constance when I was little. Definitely a big lake
Start off simple and work outwards !
@@spenarkley I've grown up there, and i can confirm. Big Lake.
@@theblakwarior wow, must be a quite a big lake.
0:24 I love how there's no location at all, he just wants to casually show us a packet and bottle of freeze-dried urine
"hey is anyone free this weekend?"
my friends:
*"I AM ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD"*
He said that with so much enthusiasm that it's motivating
I kinda wanna go cross a road now tbh
I was looking for this comment
tom says it with the excitement of someone who's never crossed a road before and is documenting the new experience
Why did Tom Scott cross the road?
*Now I'm motivated!*
“This is going to be a fairly disappointing video, I am not in a fusion reactor I am in an airplane bathroom” one hell of a sentence
Is there much of a difference between a fusion reactor and an airplane bathroom?
@@theeternalsuperstar3773 one's on top of a hill. all the difference in the earth.
@@rin_etoware_2989 Where's the fusion reactor then?
@@VoidSixx in the sky
@@rin_etoware_2989 on the earth you mean.
"This field, right here, in the middle of nowhere in russia, doesn't look that useful, because it's not. Nobody, not me, not locals, not tourists, cares about this field."
That's Tom Scott, this video is about Tom Scoot
EDIT: The title was corrected back to Tom Scott
@@roy04 LMAO
Anybody that walks through this field, by accident (of course), spits on the field, once they realize where they are.
I understood this reference!
Why are you staring at my box?
"I am not in a fusion reactor, I'm in an airplane bathroom."
Truly an enigma.
What if it's a Nuclear-powered plane?
@@thebighurt2495 But is the bathroom the reactor?
@nerobernardino88 But wouldn't that make it the Fusion Reactor and thus, render Tom's comment inaccurate?
@@nerobernardino88i am sure you can get some sort of nuclear reaction out of the dumps some people leave there.
Tom, that mistake has just set us back 30 years in fusion technology.
"I am squinting into the Sun"
*Why do I love this line so much*
"I am back, in the UK, and I have a cold"
O H N O
O H N O
A N Y W A Y
L o l
Papa Franku.
@@LowQualityMemesHere anyways I started blasting
First person on RUclips that you can actually tell they're sick when they say they're sick
Yep
He sounds like a Fallout ghoul when sick
@@hagretek "Hush, smoothskin."
@@copyofacopyofa "we won't go quietly. The legion can count on that."
@@SanctuaryADO whem i got this assignment i tought there would be more gambling.
0:36 When Tom finds whoever's responsible for turning him into a meme.
that clip would make a good meme format
@@--.._ wait has he said so? where?
@@saffron6744 when people were memeing him in Minecraft, he expressed his displeasure with the memes on Twitter, also stating that he knows it's all for jokes and done in good faith, by much younger people.
Was gonna say a T34 tank, but maybe not. An 85mm anti tank round could easily make someone into a meme.
0:16 He used his skills he learnt from Norm
I am inside your house.
Please spare my wife and kids
I am behind you.
@@auxangess and THIS is you
Thanks for telling me where you're hiding shit-lips.
@@borrasca there shall be no mercy.
"I'm about to cross a road". That one got me right in the feels.
"I am back in the UK and I have been practicing for my death metal band vocalist audition" was what I thought he'd say at the end.
"I'm about to cross a road!" - kkkkkk that's gotta be a day to remember
And the way he says it lmao
a day to remember
Sounds like he is a four year old kid who never crossed a road alone
@Mark Omega actually, this is basically how we laugh in Brazil, instead of using "lol" "lmao" or stuff like that, we use random words like "ksosjdisjdiajf" or we repeat the letter K, like "KKKKKKKKKK" just like the japanese do with W, "wwwwwwww"
@Mark Omega kkkkkk
"I am not inside a fusion reactor, I am in an airplane bathroom"
On the top of a hill
@@minikoala6173 squinting into the sun
I'm in the (didn't understand, sry) peninsula
I am about to cross a road
"I am putting myself at risk of being sued."
This is a masterpiece❤️
I think you mean “This *pause* is a masterpiece.”
Truly
I read this in Tom's voice
THIS IS A SOVIET BATTLE TANK!!!!!
yes
This is basically any discord server whenever i ask if there is someone to play with
“Welcome to a town that doesn’t exist. I am back in the UK”
I knew it!
Proof Tom is the Doctor:
- british
- intelligent
- can explain complex ideas in a simple way
- looks young and old at the same time
- always in weird places
- looks good in a bowtie
Holy shit, you are right?!
And that's why he's so excited about the new concepts of roads and level crossings
Okay that's it Tom Scott for 15th Doctor -- calling the BBC now
Never mind - they got some Rwandan guy. he’ll have to be the 16th
It all makes sense now!
Hahah, I love the fervor with which he says "I AM ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD!!"
I'M GONNA DO AN INTERNET
I'M GONNA DO A BOOK
aw
I'M GONNA CROSS A ROAD
Same energy tbh
Lucky
@@felixhultman8410wat??? Wa bedoel je zelfs broedha
The worst fate that could possibly befall a person is Tom Scott appearing before you, turning his face to an invisible camera and pointing at you before saying "This, is a dead man"
help he is he-
"Wait I am?"😨
💀
Actually, terrifying
and he also learned how to strangle someone, so yes, that really is a dead man
Long live Tom scott
He's our national treasure
"Last time I was outside a pub with Norm he taught me how to strange someone"
Golden.
"The British army bombed this location on 8 separate occasions, but of course, bombing a field, just makes a bigger field."
how does that make it bigger?
"Believe me, if I had to pee, I'd take a pee on this field, right here; I hate it. But I left my diet coke at the hotel, and I don't currently have to pee."
@@vizzy61 because theoretically there is more space, imagine it beeing a straight line that curves.
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imagine this is a field - where it was bombed the curve is larger than the straight line :D
😀
I love how excited he is about crossing the road
Good for him.
Good for him.
He is also equally as excited about the level crossing, does he have a road fetish or something
@@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot Good for him.
@@cuppacofi1129 I think it's more of a infrastructure fetish
"This is going to be a fairly disappointing video, I am NOT inside a fusion reactor, I am in an airplane bathroom." was that intentionally cut into a functional sentence?
Yes, it was. And the main motivation to make a ripoff off the original Video
@@schenckinator5427 i thoroughly appreciate that after "i am outside of a small town called yelling" you put a clip of him yelling
Also "i am in an airplane bathroom, on top of a hill" lul
That was three sentences.
@@Galactipod it could be a run on sentence
Your friends when you're trying to make plans with them
"I'm here in the heart of Chernobyl stood right next to the elephant's foot"
U know when youtubers r like “sorry I sound so gross I’ve been sick” and I’m like “???? I literally hear no difference in your voice”
Yeah that doesn’t apply with him wow
batman
Yup lol
he sounded like the australian voice option on Saints Row: The Third
@@SlurSlander wtf he does o.o
@@SnrubSource wish I sounded like Batman when I had a cold
I didn’t realise how brilliant Tom scott was out of context
0:46 - the new batman returns British remake looks great
0:09 the enthusiasm makes it 10 times better
“This is a dead man, this is a bottle of Desane”
Love the tonal shift there
Coronavirus: Starts spreading
Everyone:
Man over 65:
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Underrated comment
@@dansaunders1655 0:46
i’m crying thank you for existing so that you could make this comment
What? Everyone what?
"This is a Soviet T-34 battle tank"
"This is a dead man"
O h .
"last time i was outside this pub with Norm who taught me how to strangle someone"
Yes and what's next?
Slaughtering ten children stuck on 31st lane next to tesco
@@Ghostrecall_M kv2
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how flawlessly he pronounced that super long Welsh name
Credit where credit's due to Tom for trying but flawless is not a word I would use 😂😂
yes, except he said none of it right lmao
here's a Welsh-born weatherman to show you how it's *actually* pronounced: m.ruclips.net/video/fHxO0UdpoxM/видео.html
no it's not flawless
I appreciate how flawlessly he butchered it, yes! To be fair, I don't think it's his branch of linguistics.
when you realise "This is going to be a fairly disappointing video; I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm in an airplane bathroom" is a correct sentence
Alternate title: man travels the world, but has to return home upon getting sick
“Mom, I’m sorry. I’ve made a big mistake... I went to Slough”
I'M ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD
The things this man does.. just amazes me. It's out of this world.
"What's up guys, it's your boy, filthy frank"
_- Tom Scott with a cold, probably_
you know he's leveling up when his forehead is getting bigger and bigger
For those who are interested, "the small village of Jelling" is in Denmark, and it is in fact very small. But it was once the capital of Denmark during the Viking age.
Oh, that’s enlightening; I heard “a small village of yelling”
Poor mans Nidaros
Been there, got cool rune stones
@@ethanlivemere1162what kind of buffs did they give?
@@Ultrasemen
+3 conversion
-2 raiding
"i am NOT in a fusion reactor" thats awfully suspicious, tom
Ive apparently watched to much Tom Scott lately....
There is no such thing
@@arthurbutler4544 Indeed!
*too
Preposterous
i know every scene
*0:04** Imagine being on a plane and hearing someone on the toilet casually say "I'm in an airplane bathroom"*
I. AM- ABOUT TO CROSS A ROAD!
That was the dramatic moment ending the first act of this video. Well put together.
"I AM BACK IN THE UK AND I --HAVE A COLD-- IM TURNING INTO FILTHYFRANK"
"ridiculous places"
"on top of a hill"
OK
Hills are pretty ridiculous if you're danish.
"ridiculous places"
"Back in the uk"
op is clearly American
the uk is pretty ridiculous
the uk is pretty ridiculous
the uk is pretty ridiculous
Here before this blows up in 9 months
Me 2
The guy who uploaded it literally ripped this from another video
Same. We're the true pioneers ;)
or 4 years
Same
“this is going to be a disappointing video, im not in a fusion reactor, im in an airplane bathroom” I love the sequencing here 😂😂😂😂😂😂
''This is the the way to heaven, this is a hydrogen bomb, this is area 51''
"I'm on top of a hill!"
*Many millions of views*
"I am not inside a fusion reactor, I'm inside of an airplane bathroom."
0:27 “Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake” i wish that was the entire video
Me: "ayo anyone up for some video games?"
The group chat:
I came here from sheer boredom.
I've left with a surprised and heightened mood.
I thank you.
“I am not in a nuclear fusion I’m in a airplane bathroom on a hill”
There was something daunting about the "I'm at a party" announcement...
And at the end he gets a cold...
Last one is Tom Scott Interpretation of Pink guy.
@@drewp.weiner5708 Yeah dude, i mean joji with collapsed lung state induced character.
Caught me off guard
the fact that hes still wearing the red tshirt under his grey hoodie, i am glad this man is alive
"I am back in the UK, and I have a cold."
28 Days Later origin story
I still cant believe how he said Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysilliogogogoch. At least he excused himself lmaooooo
"Mae'n ddrwg gen i", lol. He tried his best at least
There was an attempt, more than most people could probably do lol
I learned how to say it in 7th grade as a challenge with my history teacher. Still love saying it around people who have no idea what im talking about
@@travioli9643 love that haha
It’s not like it’s one of the most dumbass names a town could be called lmao
“I am currently in the centre of a black hole.....”
"You cannot upload videos from here, in fact, no information from inside a black hole can ever get out of it.
I am back in the UK, and I have a cold."
“It’s a big lake -“
That really cracked me up.
*”It’s a big lake”
@@Planetyyyy thanks
"I am not inside a fusion reactor"
Later:
"here we have these cool things called matches." *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* *fusion reactor metal clanking sounds*
"This is a soviet t-34 battle tank; _this_ is a dead man"
"I have a cold"
truly an ominous ending
"I am back in the UK and I have a cold" - Punished Tom
When he said "I am about to cross a road" it had so much emotion
My friends explaining why they can't show up for D&D for the umpteenth time
I'm from Germany (Constance) and the video was suggested to me. So I watched it without suspecting anything and suddenly there's my town where I live in the background. What a coincidence hahahaha
The only man to battle Doug Demuro in the "This Is" war
The last one sounds like he is trying to do a batman voice and somewhat failing
*succeeding*
I laughed unnecessarily hard at “I am about to cross A ROAD”
me: askes my friend if he's free:
The Friend in question:
This is a comedic masterpiece. Good job!
"It's a big lake"
*_captain obvious jingle plays_*
In the end he sounds like Batman 😂 0:47
"i'm not in a fusion reactor, i'm in an airplane bathroom"
“I’m back to UK and have a Cold”
-UK’s first COVID-19 case
a party is a very ridiculous and unusual place indeed
Every single second of this is pure joy
*"IM ABOUT TO CROSS THE ROAD."*
_-me who is scared af of crossing roads because i rarely come out_
That's the best thing about being gay, you only have to come out once!
”I’m back in the UK, and I’m doing Al Pacino impressions”
“This is a Soviet T-34 Battle Tank!”
“This.. is a dead man.”
Thank you, Tom! Very cool.
Anything Tom says becomes a million times more funny when taken out of context
I love this man. He is going places-no no not the phrase, quite literally.
Oh no, he said "Lake Constance" not "the Bodensee" my German grandpa would be pissed!
Don't worry I'm from Austria so I can do that part.
@@sqrtof81 lol
Englishmen changing names: the sequel
Wait, Lake Constance is the Bodensee??? I am Swiss and ashamed.
@@camelopardalis84 Haha, dont worry about it. Its like the only lake I personally know about in Europe. My opa grew up there so he talked a lot about it. I got the joy of visiting it a few times, the whole area around it is so beautiful!
"Behind me is Lake Constance. It is a big lake."
Yes, I bet it is Tom.
"I'm putting myself at risk of being sued, I'm at a party, I'm in the small village of Yeling. Last time I was outside this pub with Noorm, who taught me to strangle someone."
I'm pretty sure Tom Scott and Doug Demuro have joint ownership of the word "this". You need to pay them if you want to use the word.
Every time you say 'this' they each split a 10 dollar bill in half.
@@XiaoMingXing and they then do a video about the (il)legality of the destruction of currency
This is true
I think "this" would be fair use, though.
dont forget technology connections too!
Can we talk about how flawlessly he said that long ass town name? Like damn
It's a huge flex to say the longest Welsh town name without fail
lol he said it wrong what you mean? he stumbled near the start then just gave up
@@Kristoby the person who made the comment probably doesn't speak welsh and is unfamiliar with the name
Also why it says: "Wales: I'm sorry" at the bottom of the screen.
Tom Scott is a 🎆 *legend* 🎆 for staying serious for doing these!
*My friends when I ask them if they're up to play some minecraft:*
'I'm about to cross a ROAD!'
Me casually checking where my package is : *my package* “ I’m not inside a FuSiOn rEAcToR”