A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ... | Maz Jobrani | TED

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    Iranian-American comedian Maz Jobrani takes to the TEDxSummit stage in Doha, Qatar to take on serious issues in the Middle East -- like how many kisses to give when saying "Hi," and what not to say on an American airplane.
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Ri9e
    @Ri9e 5 лет назад +3847

    You know the future is dark when a channel like Ted, Clickbait's you

    • @jakubveselka361
      @jakubveselka361 5 лет назад +71

      Yes, that was truly cheap. :-(

    • @startingpoint9579
      @startingpoint9579 5 лет назад +24

      @wheels turn wtf bro!!

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 лет назад +19

      the sin of Sunni's never allows for good healthy laughs

    • @04jps
      @04jps 5 лет назад

      I know right hahahaha

    • @mennatallah-aly
      @mennatallah-aly 5 лет назад +25

      @wheels turn ted is basically a media organization posting "ideas worth spreading" videos.

  • @spachkhe
    @spachkhe 8 лет назад +4353

    Between all his comedy he said some thing very important. ""Travel and understand people. ""
    By doing this we can avoid many misunderstandings and perceptions. 100% agree

    • @fnur51
      @fnur51 8 лет назад +9

      agreed

    • @theserialskeptic7075
      @theserialskeptic7075 8 лет назад +43

      He forgot to say that if you TRAVEL to muslim countries, you could end up beheaded.

    • @goldenmohammed999
      @goldenmohammed999 8 лет назад +86

      +theserialskeptic no you couldn't, unless you behead someone else who deserves living. don't judge people just by listening to what others say. God gave you a mind please use it.

    • @መሰረት-ወ7ነ
      @መሰረት-ወ7ነ 8 лет назад +57

      +Hiindxx you can get shot in USA too just walking around

    • @rajabisnis
      @rajabisnis 7 лет назад +3

      your comment actually shows the exact opposite of what is being accused. I quarantee you won't get shot simply because of your appearance there, but here you are telling people fake stories
      so who misunderstood who?

  • @uttkarshkumar6897
    @uttkarshkumar6897 4 года назад +3360

    Within 7 Minutes, he Roasted nearly 10 - 15 countries. 💥

    • @viva9245
      @viva9245 4 года назад +13

      because he is so ignorant. when they have nothing to say start to make fun of other,

    • @bitchette
      @bitchette 4 года назад +75

      @@viva9245 nope. You gotta know a lot about someone or about a place, and be clever, to make jokes that actually make people laugh of themselves. Laughing of something isn't stupidity and sometimes, it's even cleverness. He could have made these jokes about France and you wouldn't have said the same thing. You can watch Paul Taylor if you want something similar. He's killing my country and it's funny !

    • @ajitkumar15
      @ajitkumar15 4 года назад +13

      Uttkarsh kumar he was just joking man

    • @mattball7074
      @mattball7074 3 года назад +2

      @Cat & Billi Not all the crowd, unfortunately.

    • @mdfaheemuddin2031
      @mdfaheemuddin2031 3 года назад +5

      Never mind, he is a fan of Carry

  • @DLF218
    @DLF218 3 года назад +270

    The power of laughter and the ability not to take things too seriously. Humor brings us together. Love the Middle East.

  • @AP-gb1yk
    @AP-gb1yk 5 лет назад +10705

    Half of indians landed here watching 'Indian' in the title..

    • @ritikraj9471
      @ritikraj9471 5 лет назад +242

      this is an extreme level of curiosity

    • @AP-gb1yk
      @AP-gb1yk 5 лет назад +111

      @@ritikraj9471 and better /GB data rates too

    • @ritikraj9471
      @ritikraj9471 5 лет назад +23

      yeah true☺

    • @harshitraj4209
      @harshitraj4209 5 лет назад +12

      Not everyone

    • @nw3877
      @nw3877 5 лет назад +110

      why wouldn't they ? probably saudis and iranis landed here too.

  • @GS-qe3pt
    @GS-qe3pt 4 года назад +3836

    Now gotta make "Indian and Chinese enter in a hotel". 34 M views guaranteed.

    • @DrAdityaa
      @DrAdityaa 4 года назад +66

      Hahaha true af.. Chances of trending in India is also there.

    • @Morningstarintheroses
      @Morningstarintheroses 4 года назад +23

      @Kazumi San 😀😁😁😂well said, bro.

    • @alexsamuel514
      @alexsamuel514 4 года назад +12

      This funnier than the talk itself lol

    • @sepakbolago7549
      @sepakbolago7549 4 года назад +4

      don't forget wkwkwk land. you've got +5 M views guaranteed.

    • @muhammadzaini5728
      @muhammadzaini5728 4 года назад +8

      + indonesia and philipine then make it B

  • @anamikakumari4209
    @anamikakumari4209 5 лет назад +5294

    Indian title is enough for million view.....

    • @roymiller4513
      @roymiller4513 5 лет назад +12

      Haha 😂😂😂

    • @vladailic5945
      @vladailic5945 5 лет назад +5

      rofl

    • @saiyedrayhan7324
      @saiyedrayhan7324 5 лет назад +7

      Lmaooo

    • @BulkyHealthyCat
      @BulkyHealthyCat 5 лет назад +41

      Arabs like me and persian people exist too not only indians

    • @rahulk1203
      @rahulk1203 5 лет назад +14

      And when it gets millions of views whole world scratches it’s head and falls for click bait too!
      😂

  • @adriaanvanthof7001
    @adriaanvanthof7001 3 года назад +809

    Only a true artist can make a mixed group laugh like this and let outsiders like me laugh probably even harder.

  • @lovemorenk6501
    @lovemorenk6501 4 года назад +2069

    I love it. Make people laugh without any “bad words” it’s possible here’s the proof.

    • @benden5095
      @benden5095 4 года назад +65

      I love clean comedy. Most "comedians" have no material so they just throw in some expletives.

    • @lovemorenk6501
      @lovemorenk6501 4 года назад +6

      Damion Copeland exactly

    • @jimsmith1846
      @jimsmith1846 4 года назад +20

      Some comedians go for the "shock value" and a cheap laugh.

    • @awkela3316
      @awkela3316 4 года назад +4

      You can watch fluffy also
      I think he is even better

    • @udkiannarajrajathinagaran4463
      @udkiannarajrajathinagaran4463 4 года назад +1

      Lovemore Nk very true.

  • @infinitypoker6383
    @infinitypoker6383 5 лет назад +341

    this made me proud to see all these people getting along... beautiful

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 лет назад +1

      Getting along? LOL. Qatar is now under boycott.

    • @tommi7554
      @tommi7554 5 лет назад +2

      But still they won't let go oppressing women... niqabis, burkhas and so on. It's so sad they still don't have equal rights and yet the people are talking about racism, which is same thing when you have different rules and rights to women and man, just based on gender. Only colour seems to matter.

    • @mohedshaikh3138
      @mohedshaikh3138 5 лет назад +4

      Tommi it’s not required by anybody in Qatar to do any of these things and tbh my mother gets paid more than my father lol 😂 and she can work anywhere so there are equal rights but if anybody is forced to do anything it’s because of their family ( eg: father or mother)not the country itself. Hope this was helpful👍🏻👍🏻

    • @peteamos5596
      @peteamos5596 5 лет назад

      We are just ppl from different lands we're more the same than different.

    • @UltraGalacticSuperFantastic
      @UltraGalacticSuperFantastic Год назад

      @@tommi7554 Didn't you see the crowd? Beautiful women left right n center, some with niqabs and some without...they looked fine to me. In fact they looked healthier and more stylish than most American women...

  • @tariqalmutairi9788
    @tariqalmutairi9788 10 лет назад +347

    So much love to Iranian ppl from Saudi Arabia :) love u brothers

    • @TathD
      @TathD 9 лет назад +3

      Haha!

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 лет назад +1

      Hello sister

    • @abdulaziz-cq3uc
      @abdulaziz-cq3uc 9 лет назад +3

      Hediyeh B oh cool , i love iranian girls they’re all so beautiful

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 лет назад +2

      i said nothing bruh :P

    • @tariqalmutairi9788
      @tariqalmutairi9788 9 лет назад +14

      I wouldn't bruh , lemme tell u something i've gotten a lot of friends from Iran so they've the same lov that i've to Samam " may Allah have mercy on him so i don't respect your opinion bro , try to spread the lov with all Muslims not dividing , الرسول عليه الصلاه والسلام قال لافرق بين عربي واعجمبي الا بالتقوي .. وخلك محضر خير واجعلهم يحبون ديننا وطننا مو كافي الاعلام ضالم السعوديه ، مشكور اخوي :)

  • @BrandonYoungMusic
    @BrandonYoungMusic 3 года назад +90

    This is actually amazing. It’s clean, funny and it’s not offensive.

  • @aryamahima3
    @aryamahima3 5 лет назад +1878

    I'm Indian. I never knew that saudis laughs so openly... please don't take me wrong...
    I just love the talk...

    • @rejencann7411
      @rejencann7411 5 лет назад +166

      They laugh loud enough to make it hearable across the whole peninsula

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 лет назад +50

      the sin of Sunni's never allows for good healthy laughs

    • @markmark-rc3mz
      @markmark-rc3mz 5 лет назад +14

      @Mohammedi wonder if you can laugh without guilt

    • @moodylad2033
      @moodylad2033 5 лет назад +1

      @Mohammed oOOOOoooOOoOO

    • @deniseg-hill1730
      @deniseg-hill1730 5 лет назад +57

      They are Qataris not S/Arabians. Saudis wear red checked Keffiyehs. Qataris and Emiratis wear white Keffiyehs.

  • @user-vx1my2dg3x
    @user-vx1my2dg3x 2 года назад +62

    That is so amazing! I expected a TED talk from a comedian, and what I witnessed instead was mind-blowing, heartfelt and inspiring wisdom. Thank you so much for this!

  • @kianhorn8209
    @kianhorn8209 4 года назад +490

    Lived in Qatar for 10 years, and I clicked to hear about this "Qatari Bar".

  • @tashyabraj
    @tashyabraj 3 года назад +718

    Offensive to everyone so offensive to none. Not hitting a particular section of society. Genuinely hilarious. The perfect stand up.

    • @Aman-td9nl
      @Aman-td9nl 3 года назад +7

      In log ko aata h ki comedy kaise karte h...apne india ke comedians comedy kam political seat ke liye zyada ladte h

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 года назад +1

      @@Aman-td9nl so true lol

    • @DiabloOutdoors
      @DiabloOutdoors 2 года назад

      very true

    • @melvinshelton8448
      @melvinshelton8448 2 года назад +1

      What a wonderful man, with a wonderful act. I would love to see more of him here, and in a wider venue. I blundered into this channel by accident, but because of this presentation, I will subscribe. Who knew that the different brands of people from the Middle East can convey so much detailed information with only three kisses?

  • @saum61096
    @saum61096 4 года назад +1290

    I bet half of you landed after reading "A Saudi, an Iranian and an Indian.."

    • @soorajvijayan4620
      @soorajvijayan4620 4 года назад +5

      Sure it is

    •  4 года назад +31

      But only the Indian ordered a beer.

    • @bushiseshin
      @bushiseshin 4 года назад +4

      Yes and what do u think is wrong with that?

    • @saum61096
      @saum61096 4 года назад +25

      @@bushiseshin there's no mention of it the entire act.. it's just used to attract us.. that's the problem.

    • @athulak
      @athulak 4 года назад +18

      @@saum61096 There are no bars in Qatar, genius! That's the joke!

  • @subhasishbhattacharjee8283
    @subhasishbhattacharjee8283 8 лет назад +2069

    where is "A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar "......??......TED is now using fake titles........!!

    • @habibalikhan2137
      @habibalikhan2137 8 лет назад +24

      Exactly! Where is it?

    • @subhasishbhattacharjee8283
      @subhasishbhattacharjee8283 8 лет назад +43

      Just for views now ted is also fooling ppl........:p

    • @habibalikhan2137
      @habibalikhan2137 8 лет назад +15

      Even Ted is doing that! Thats bad.

    • @ltc0060
      @ltc0060 7 лет назад +58

      it is called clickbait.

    • @sly4u247
      @sly4u247 7 лет назад +30

      Rahul Saraswat you're correct even I clicked the title seeing the word Indian !!!

  • @mehboobkm3728
    @mehboobkm3728 5 лет назад +55

    Love this guy!! Talking about very serious and sensitive things that plague our society these days with a tint of humor. I advise people to visit countries like Iran to know how beautiful those countries and how friendly their people are rather than just being prejudiced and believe what you want to believe!

  • @archankumarmyana40
    @archankumarmyana40 3 года назад +521

    When an Arab says Strawberry, rainbow, tooti frooti in the middle of a conversation, they feel like code words 😂

    • @arc0613
      @arc0613 3 года назад +9

      Dude ur name is archan, and i laughed so much because mine us archana .😶

    • @serialskeptic
      @serialskeptic 2 года назад +3

      I will vote you for the next Chief of RAW or AntiTerroristForce

    • @farQuhar85
      @farQuhar85 2 года назад

      Only one fault: He has Iranian roots.
      Yes, there’s a difference between Iran and Arab.

    • @serialskeptic
      @serialskeptic 2 года назад +3

      @@farQuhar85 Both are EQUALLY dangerous

    • @dattebayo2000
      @dattebayo2000 2 года назад +2

      @@serialskeptic nope kid, get out of the basement

  • @keithriemer3622
    @keithriemer3622 5 лет назад +274

    Dude you just brought together every race in the world with that show and was incredible and funny and just awesome! Thank you brother for just being human!

    • @ragemsaid8697
      @ragemsaid8697 5 лет назад +1

      Keith Riemer m Somali I don’t even lough any more
      But he really excellent
      All I hear a news that my pple r dyin killed by American drone

  • @owlbeback1660
    @owlbeback1660 5 лет назад +699

    I just love how at around 4:26, he talks about how middle eastern people laugh.. and the camera immediately pans to the most disinterested woman in the crowd

    • @adelhamdi9247
      @adelhamdi9247 5 лет назад +43

      @Ahamad Anees she probably had no clue what he was talking about 😂

    • @josephshields2057
      @josephshields2057 5 лет назад +3

      maybe they are cautious because of some of the strict laws in certain country,s

    • @pingpong3248
      @pingpong3248 5 лет назад +2

      Um sorry but I think they were some important people so...

    • @AshishSharma-cg4lt
      @AshishSharma-cg4lt 5 лет назад +5

      She is Indian

    • @rahathossainrahim6035
      @rahathossainrahim6035 5 лет назад +6

      @@AshishSharma-cg4lt you wish😂

  • @keralajanasevakendram9518
    @keralajanasevakendram9518 4 года назад +146

    I LOVE HOW THE AUDIENCE REACTED TO HIS JOKES. GENTLE, POLITE GIVING A HUGE SMILE ONE FACES,NOT MAKING SUCH A LOUD NOISE. JUST THEIR HAPPY FACES IS ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY THIS SHOW.
    SURE THIS ARAB AUDIENCE NEEN BIG RESPECT.

  • @johnoneill1386
    @johnoneill1386 3 года назад +47

    I learned more about the cultures of more Middle Eastern countries from this video then I ever did in Social Studies.

  • @matiasgipler4724
    @matiasgipler4724 9 лет назад +319

    Strawberry..... that killed me

    • @mouied
      @mouied 9 лет назад +3

      Hahahha me to :p

    • @unoarun1
      @unoarun1 9 лет назад +1

      Matias Gipler What abt tutti fruity..lol

    • @92kartelzbak
      @92kartelzbak 9 лет назад +13

      +Matias Gipler that became an internal joke between my wife and i when we in public speaking Arabic lmao .

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 9 лет назад +1

      +Matias Gipler labalalakha laabalbalb STRAWBERRY

    • @xxdeserthunterxx2819
      @xxdeserthunterxx2819 4 года назад

      that was far from the funniest joke here

  • @hawkofarabia1013
    @hawkofarabia1013 8 лет назад +155

    he is a good iranian .. hope all Iranians are like him ..

    • @Braglemaster123
      @Braglemaster123 8 лет назад +1

      Abdul Allah He doesn't talk about peace with Israel ??? Why not ????!

    • @Nada.AlShingiti
      @Nada.AlShingiti 8 лет назад +18

      Abdul Allah you're a good Saudi, hope all Saudis are like you

    • @romaanbaloch3925
      @romaanbaloch3925 8 лет назад +7

      what kind of comment is this? so u mean all americans should be peaceful and all indians should be cab drivers and all iranians should be comedians . LMAO

    • @lucadorsay242
      @lucadorsay242 8 лет назад +2

      Richard B. Davis dude you're calling me stupid? You don't even know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'

    • @LukeroGt
      @LukeroGt 7 лет назад +6

      hawk Of arabia Iranians are some of the most respectful and civilised humans on Earth.

  • @michaelmorgan6171
    @michaelmorgan6171 5 лет назад +644

    Makes you realize ..we are all the same...only governments and rulers seperate us.

    • @marinitsag
      @marinitsag 5 лет назад +66

      No, mate. Religion, customs, traditions, ethics and the lack of education and critical thinking seperate people too.

    • @Mog435
      @Mog435 5 лет назад +8

      try religion and death cults !!!

    • @yahyaelyaslone2344
      @yahyaelyaslone2344 5 лет назад +8

      Michael Morgan you are 101% right. Glad people know about this.

    • @lestahass8849
      @lestahass8849 5 лет назад +19

      @@marinitsag Nope many religions got along finely until sume ruler came in and started favouring some over others which caused disingenuouity and hatred and seperation between others. (for materlistic selfish reason). Take for example Sunnis and shias in Iraq. Before saddam u couldn't even tell the difference between the two cuz they just got along finely. Comes saddam, starts favouring the Sunnis which as human nature's goes cussed the shias to dislike the Sunnis. Then when saddam left. It was like let's get revenge for the shias. And then the secterian events occurred in 2006 where u were getting killed for being the opposite sect of the same religion, bearing in mind that 40 years ago they would pray in the same mosque. Now people are getting more educated and more civilised and after ISIS came in both Sunnis and shias fought against them and defended their country. And then they realised how similar they r again and now u rarely see in secterian tension anymore in Iraq 😊

    • @sylvainbouchard2115
      @sylvainbouchard2115 5 лет назад +2

      @@jamesandrew1750 Boom! Well said.

  • @satyam3129
    @satyam3129 2 года назад +25

    OMG he said many serious things with so much Simplicity and made ppl laugh. Hats off to you.

  • @victoriacoura8834
    @victoriacoura8834 4 года назад +2417

    "You know the Middle East is goig crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region" HAHAHAHAHA

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 года назад +7

      Hi 🙋‍♂️

    • @irbis_rosh
      @irbis_rosh 4 года назад +8

      @@vinpalmos4116 ...Jack?

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 года назад +1

      @@irbis_rosh whos jack? 😄

    • @vinpalmos4116
      @vinpalmos4116 4 года назад

      Hi Victoria :)

    • @cchinba
      @cchinba 4 года назад +2

      Why is that? Didn’t get the joke

  • @vikramsrinivasan8176
    @vikramsrinivasan8176 5 лет назад +1195

    When did TED started to do stand up comedy show?

    • @suheti
      @suheti 4 года назад +91

      The E stands for entertainment. Just not that often highlighted.

    • @sammamishq7688
      @sammamishq7688 4 года назад +38

      some places can only talk about current issues in the light of humor, being it or the joke or the victim does that. it is sad but nice, we deserve in the west to have to think deeply about actions and causes and in the east they really deserve to laugh. this christmas some western child will want nothing more than to get a drone for xmas and some kid in the east will fear nothing more. horrible world. horrible technology.

    • @hydragons
      @hydragons 4 года назад +21

      This much more than a comedy show.

    • @darken6298
      @darken6298 4 года назад +3

      from the point where they decided to do shows in the middle east!

    • @gubbikiller
      @gubbikiller 4 года назад +4

      this is a testament to "diversity can be united" wonder how it would have went down, if it was made today though

  • @RacketTattoo
    @RacketTattoo 6 лет назад +2587

    where is the joke "A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar"?

    • @Phantoma3
      @Phantoma3 6 лет назад +139

      I think that's just the title of his skit/act.

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 6 лет назад +75

      Is Qatar a"dry" country ie no bars, alcohol?

    • @Phantoma3
      @Phantoma3 6 лет назад +31

      Mark Fryer,
      There are bars where you can drink in Qatar.

    • @Gooseridez
      @Gooseridez 6 лет назад +11

      Only at hotels mostly or if you own a liquor licence, you can buy from the 1 liquor store :)

    • @sgover2002
      @sgover2002 5 лет назад +21

      They couldnt get in....no Thai

  • @Pakistan-db6gr
    @Pakistan-db6gr 2 года назад +48

    I wish Pakistani and Indian become friends and we're traveling easily into each other's country. We need talks and laughs.

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 года назад +3

      I'm with those who believe in ALLĀH and His Messenger! Never ever going to put India above Muslims - nationalism is the poison of The Ummah.

    • @amansinghrathore8308
      @amansinghrathore8308 2 года назад +1

      @@snsbntsns4763 then get out of india..

    • @aliasad2143
      @aliasad2143 2 года назад +13

      @@snsbntsns4763 come on man.. I’m a Muslim Pakistani with a lot a Hindu Indian friends. Just grow up

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 года назад +1

      @@amansinghrathore8308 I'm not Indian just to begin with, nor ever went there nor plannin' for goin' there in the near future either! So just STFU!

    • @snsbntsns4763
      @snsbntsns4763 2 года назад +1

      @@aliasad2143 I may still have to grow, but I don't think as much as you. I don't care if you've pagan Hindu friends or Christian friends, what I care about is somethin' else - your identity and puttin' anythin' before ALLĀH or The Messenger or Islam! As long as India continues its brutal treatment of Muslims (especially Kashmiri ones), we canNOT be their friends and same goes with freakin' China, as long as they continue their brutal genocide of Muslims we canNOT be their friends, Our goverments have sold and are sellin' Pakistan to China to make it a chinese personal colony, and the Chinese already started their project by the dept trap.

  • @michaelzheng5250
    @michaelzheng5250 5 лет назад +257

    Moroccans: We kiss four times to greet!
    Lebanese: Really? We only do three
    Egyptians: That’s way too much
    Me, a Chinese, really confused: You guys greet via kissing?

    • @TwistedAlphonso1
      @TwistedAlphonso1 5 лет назад +15

      And Latinos : Just 1 is fine.

    • @keithbrown9984
      @keithbrown9984 5 лет назад +17

      In America we don't kiss at all. That's gay

    • @michaelzheng5250
      @michaelzheng5250 5 лет назад +12

      Keith Brown Neither in China, I find it weird, but I guess the Middle Easterners and Europeans don’t

    • @macmu881
      @macmu881 5 лет назад +3

      @@keithbrown9984 you mean Arabs are gays?

    • @annabimohammed3412
      @annabimohammed3412 4 года назад +31

      @@keithbrown9984 Your name is Keith and you're worried that kissing is considered gay!!!

  • @floyd7835
    @floyd7835 6 лет назад +59

    Loads of love from India 🇮🇳🙏😘 we need people like you to make this a better world....that lady at 5:35 give her some laughing gas

    • @maccybear8093
      @maccybear8093 Год назад +1

      Haha I was thinking the same. Maybe she doesn't want wrinkles.

    • @subhabaskaran1849
      @subhabaskaran1849 Год назад +3

      @@maccybear8093 or maybe she just does not find it funny

    • @mumu13574
      @mumu13574 Год назад +2

      Or maybe she doesn't understand English 🤣🤣

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Год назад

      ¡Es hermosísima!
      She's gorgeous.

    • @amin4946
      @amin4946 8 месяцев назад

      @@scintillam_dei ولی اصلا اعصاب ندارد 😂

  • @farismag
    @farismag 8 лет назад +237

    اضحكتنا واسعدتنا Rainbow عرض مسلي جدا

  • @sunderwood9321
    @sunderwood9321 3 года назад +46

    My great grandmother was Cherokee and she was married off to foreigner, she told a beautiful story about not understanding the different languages! She didn’t understand the women and thought they were saying the same horrible things others were saying, as she learned the language she realized they admired and respected her for being so brave , having had no rights themselves and were paying her compliments and love!

  • @Forflies
    @Forflies 7 лет назад +2071

    Didn't know Ted uploads stand-up. I love this :)

    • @Baqsam
      @Baqsam 6 лет назад +27

      Stand-up is a speech done right without all the corniness.

    • @amirawan89
      @amirawan89 6 лет назад

      Forflies
      Y
      GULWS

    • @psquare2260
      @psquare2260 6 лет назад +3

      Yes, exactly...

    • @VibrantDesigns
      @VibrantDesigns 6 лет назад +7

      Watch Russel Peters if you want stuff like this. Russel Peters is an Indian comedian who makes fun of all races lol

    • @ilin3911
      @ilin3911 6 лет назад +1

      Forflies neither did i 😂

  • @abuubakarjuma88
    @abuubakarjuma88 4 года назад +111

    I look at the crowd I only see DIVERSITY and It's the most beautiful thing to see

    • @nikhilbaranwal1130
      @nikhilbaranwal1130 3 года назад +7

      Then you should visit India once

    • @mohit_panjwani
      @mohit_panjwani 3 года назад

      @@nikhilbaranwal1130 you wouldn’t find any Europeans there.

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 3 года назад

      How many non-Muslims?

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 года назад +4

      @@mohit_panjwani yeah well you’re a century late , before that you could’ve found , the French , Dutch , English , German even the Japanese here😂 (if u know what I mean)

    • @dev_peace_soul
      @dev_peace_soul 3 года назад +2

      @@mohit_panjwani lol we have two European languages French and English
      Then pondicherry
      In cities like delhi,mumbai,banglore there are like tons of foreigners 🤣

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 8 лет назад +50

    I was living in Doha in 2012, this is all totally spot on. Especially about the cab drivers who have just arrived in the country and don't know where they are going. I loved Doha though, crazy town that it is.

  • @user-xk2mv3fj2l
    @user-xk2mv3fj2l 3 года назад +138

    I am Japanese。
    I see it in subtitles, but it's very interesting. 笑笑
    Strawberry 笑

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 года назад +2

      Strawberry

    • @zoolnet2099
      @zoolnet2099 3 года назад +1

      😍💋

    • @drnkbh6754
      @drnkbh6754 3 года назад +3

      itchigo

    • @yanry7152
      @yanry7152 3 года назад +2

      मुझे आपका मजाक समझने में थोड़ा Rainbow समय लगा 😂😂

    • @somedeepbarat9852
      @somedeepbarat9852 3 года назад

      @@yanry7152 mukhe samajh nahi aya.....can u explain??

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees 9 лет назад +809

    this was really cute to watch. He was kinda right when he said you never see muslims/middle-eastern ppl laughing in the movies. I mean obviously, I know intellectually that muslims do laugh and that they're like any other people, but I've never actually seen a video with muslims laughing and joking about their culture.... it's nice. Wish all the islamophobes could see this.

    • @mamdouhalmutairi5062
      @mamdouhalmutairi5062 9 лет назад +3

      no we laugh if we like the jock but if is it boring why should I laugh like crazy.lol and u guys specially American dont know how to make jock to make people laugh,, Yes I agree with u because we respect and love our culture why should we make joke or laughing about the oldest culture in history in the earth but if u said western Culture yeah I will laugh to death.Lamo

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 9 лет назад +20

      Mamdouh Almutairi i'll assume you mean "joke" by "jock", and while I respect that you respect your culture, it's not nice to laugh at others' cultures.

    • @rationalmartian
      @rationalmartian 9 лет назад +7

      caramel coffee Bullshit. I constantly laugh at jokes about our/my culture,or even myself. If you are unable to laugh at yourself, or your own culture, there is something seriously wrong with you and your culture. If it is SO fragile as to be beyond criticism or ridicule, I think you should give it some though as to why it seems that is. Could it be that you are so worried about scrutinising what or why you believe what you do, and may find something you don't like, or that some beliefs are not warranted after all.

    • @caramelcoffees
      @caramelcoffees 9 лет назад +19

      rationalmartian what are you talking about? Literally what was the point of that rant? In my original comment I said it's nice to see people joking about their own culture, and in my second comment I said that it's not cool to ridicule OTHERS' cultures. You're criticizing something that I have not said? I actually agree with you? I'm confused?? Calm down???

    • @ytxmak
      @ytxmak 9 лет назад +1

      caramel coffee You said- it's not nice to laugh at others' cultures. Why not?

  • @wildlifeartistgj
    @wildlifeartistgj 5 лет назад +34

    An ambassador for peace, respect, kindness and fairplay. We can all learn from one another.

  • @pedrotomcat8232
    @pedrotomcat8232 5 лет назад +234

    Damn. English is my third language, but i need about 10sec to get that "hi jack...!"
    😂

    • @BBShaw-cd9wz
      @BBShaw-cd9wz 5 лет назад +1

      Pedro toMCat. Not your fault, he was saying it as it is one word instead of
      Hi! Jack. Just FYI, Jack is a nickname for John.

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 лет назад +12

      @@BBShaw-cd9wz How Jack can be nickname of John? There should atleast be some connection between name and nickname 🙄

    • @BBShaw-cd9wz
      @BBShaw-cd9wz 5 лет назад

      MATH Genius not sure, I think it is one of those names that got changed through the years or got a shorthand

    • @hurakagame9195
      @hurakagame9195 5 лет назад

      "Greetings Jack!" ..instead of.. "Hi Jack" similar to "Hijack!" #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

    • @juliusmaehlich3138
      @juliusmaehlich3138 5 лет назад +1

      @@BBShaw-cd9wz Jack is not a nickname for John.

  • @psa_maxxing
    @psa_maxxing 7 лет назад +220

    When Steve Harvey and Pitbull finally have a kid....

    • @ranawana86
      @ranawana86 7 лет назад +13

      can't unsee that

    • @greekknighty2563
      @greekknighty2563 7 лет назад +1

      Ssematimba Allan
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rexxxar24
      @rexxxar24 6 лет назад

      Damn it!

    • @sapointi
      @sapointi 6 лет назад

      Ssematimba Allan i wish i read this sooner makes it so much better

    • @florianwolf9380
      @florianwolf9380 6 лет назад

      His name is Donald Trump ?

  • @swapnilrana2206
    @swapnilrana2206 4 года назад +416

    4:27 "People don't know we laugh" then shows the most gloomy woman I've ever seen

    • @MultiSciGeek
      @MultiSciGeek 3 года назад +53

      Hahaha the editor has a good sense of humour

    • @Ash-rx5wl
      @Ash-rx5wl 3 года назад +16

      Exactly man, what's her problem with life. Geez lady, a little laugh, even if u don't find it funny, just to show respect, won't do anything bad to u lady. 🙄🙄

    • @skmanth6194
      @skmanth6194 3 года назад +21

      @@Ash-rx5wl She pissed off on her husband for not let her go for shopping

    • @Ash-rx5wl
      @Ash-rx5wl 3 года назад +3

      @@skmanth6194 😂😂😂 Yeah that has an immense possibility 😂😂.

    • @kundukulam5808
      @kundukulam5808 3 года назад +7

      Couldn't help noticing it. I hope she finds her humour back. God bless.

  • @Somd55
    @Somd55 4 года назад +170

    5:33 - the lady didn’t want to come to this show!😀

  • @warwithlife
    @warwithlife 2 года назад +7

    Wow man hats off to you. It was entertaining and informative too. I loved it. Lots of love from India 🇮🇳❤️

  • @just7shosho
    @just7shosho 9 лет назад +284

    I am from Saudi Arabia. we laugh a lot but people doesn't noticed it all they think that we are bad people. we are not. we are good you just need to know us. I have a lot of friends my best friend is Christian and i don't care. so please stop saying that we are all bad we are not. there are always bad and good people everywhere.

    • @YouPublish
      @YouPublish 9 лет назад +12

      +Ash S but your govt consider Atheists as terrorists :/ and I am an atheist

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 9 лет назад +9

      +Deb Dulal Dey No we don't :/ My best friend is Atheist.

    • @YouPublish
      @YouPublish 9 лет назад +6

      Ash S sorry to disagree bro -
      www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-declares-all-atheists-are-terrorists-in-new-law-to-crack-down-on-political-dissidents-9228389.html
      I am talking abt the govt .. nothing against the SA people :)

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 9 лет назад +7

      +Deb Dulal Dey XD it is sis. that lie we don't do that and our king never said that. just saying

    • @just7shosho
      @just7shosho 8 лет назад +1

      +gunit8590 yes like you

  • @BroskieFC
    @BroskieFC 10 лет назад +2008

    5:31 That death stare, though

    • @zoravarsingh5812
      @zoravarsingh5812 10 лет назад +159

      I am someone.. Who is actually going to use the word "though" aptly.... Yes a kind of scary stare, but bloody hot though

    • @galslovveme
      @galslovveme 10 лет назад +158

      I feel both good and bad for the guy who I'm assuming is her spouse

    • @yoyoliu6240
      @yoyoliu6240 7 лет назад +28

      5:33

    • @bamobagra7219
      @bamobagra7219 7 лет назад +18

      russell peter finally....bald hahaha

    • @lostpotato4784
      @lostpotato4784 7 лет назад +55

      A beauty tho

  • @abdiqanihusein6020
    @abdiqanihusein6020 8 лет назад +125

    my hope is to see SOMALIA become most peaceful country in the world

    • @hannadhalyeey7048
      @hannadhalyeey7048 8 лет назад +4

      +unity is power in sha allah man mine too

    • @samiirahmed2229
      @samiirahmed2229 8 лет назад +1

      Inshallah bro

    • @abd28elshamekh
      @abd28elshamekh 8 лет назад

      ^^ Chill out dude there is nor reason for this !!

    • @samiirahmed2229
      @samiirahmed2229 8 лет назад

      Do u have problem with that?

    • @nanipappu7288
      @nanipappu7288 8 лет назад +3

      Yes it can be when both Christians and Muslims stop spreading their cult at a cut throat competition rate.

  • @anicega
    @anicega 3 года назад +27

    Love our Middle Eastern sisters and brothers! Love from Turkey!

    • @Sisiboi
      @Sisiboi 3 года назад +2

      I love our Turkish brothers and sisters

    • @iDm0Nd
      @iDm0Nd 3 года назад +2

      Turkey is a Middle Eastern country.

    • @yarenguney6410
      @yarenguney6410 3 года назад

      @@iDm0Nd we never said it isnt

    • @Wolvendom
      @Wolvendom 3 года назад +2

      Aww love you guys back from Iran 💞💞 love my fellow Middle Easternsrs💞🥰

    • @yuproska8997
      @yuproska8997 2 года назад

      @@iDm0Nd Actually, we come from Mongolia and our numbers increase over time, then we Turkify many nations, it is called Devshirme in Turkish. Greeks, Iranians and many other peoples are becoming Turkish.

  • @maomao2649
    @maomao2649 5 лет назад +187

    "Never Hi-jack!"😂😂

  • @islambary2menkom
    @islambary2menkom 8 лет назад +683

    Where's the joke about the Saudi and the Indian and the Iranian?!

    • @islambary2menkom
      @islambary2menkom 8 лет назад +27

      Yes he did but I wanted to hear that joke too bad .the title is misleading pples.*****

    • @ronaldziehlke9720
      @ronaldziehlke9720 8 лет назад +1

      +‫الله سمانا المسلمون ،من أنتم يا سنة وشيعة ؟‬‎ I don't know, I was asking myself the same question.

    • @Adyjetu
      @Adyjetu 8 лет назад +1

      me too

    • @Adyjetu
      @Adyjetu 8 лет назад +3

      Eman Tsrif but this impression of Indian was awesome

    • @Adyjetu
      @Adyjetu 8 лет назад +1

      Lolz ....its awesome

  • @lettielotho-chiok7589
    @lettielotho-chiok7589 4 года назад +46

    He's ridiculous! Such a delight to hear a Middle East guy (of course he's a comedian) but he's downright funny touching on different nationalities esp. Middle Easterners with such humour and wit. Laughter is wonderful, it brings joy and openness.

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer 2 года назад +8

    Amazing! 16m views and ZERO dislikes! This talk must be having a positive effect.
    I've been to Doha, so great to hear so many things I recognise turned into a shared humour.

  • @gioromano4412
    @gioromano4412 8 лет назад +50

    Lovely audience and a wonderful speaker! I am Filipino but I felt like I am from Middle East while watching this clip! Cool!

  • @arjunpavithran
    @arjunpavithran 9 лет назад +289

    i never thought arabs would be this fun loving and open minded, guess this video changed my view about them, though i know iranian's are friendly but didnt knew about qatri's and all

    • @Olay16
      @Olay16 8 лет назад +18

      depends where you are from. saudi arabians are not open minded at all.

    • @StarlightBibi
      @StarlightBibi 8 лет назад +41

      +Olay16 Dont talk about Saudis if you're not one of them. I am a Saudi and open-minded.

    • @mohaamd_7505
      @mohaamd_7505 8 лет назад +12

      +Olay16 Maz Jobrani had a massive comedy tour in Saudi arabia, it was a success.

    • @Olay16
      @Olay16 8 лет назад +3

      Mohaamd Almojil he dindt do jokes about saudi arabians. All the points I said above are trie. Saudi arabians are known for their lack of humor

    • @kashmiripundit5455
      @kashmiripundit5455 8 лет назад +2

      +Olay16 yea , they still follow stone age book's so obviously close minded in qatar

  • @amikkalsi
    @amikkalsi 6 лет назад +381

    Strawberry🤣
    Rainbow🤣🤣
    Tutti fruti 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Hijack the plane....Lol. *dies laughing*

  • @orange.M
    @orange.M 2 года назад +12

    proud with you as an iranian❤️

  • @golden4730
    @golden4730 8 лет назад +11

    Halabalala STRAWBERRY! Hahahahahaaaa That was too funny 6:35

  • @gobitron5144
    @gobitron5144 5 лет назад +387

    4:30 "why am I here"
    5:31 "why am I still here"

  • @saidmahumed6958
    @saidmahumed6958 4 года назад +151

    Dude this guy is Incredible.....He just explained the whole Middle-East criteria in just 7min ....LOL

  • @marytornetta161
    @marytornetta161 3 года назад +16

    My husband and are Christian Missionaries and we were travelling through the middle east. My husband's heart stopped on the plane. Resuscitation. Then, 20 minutes later... Cardiac arrest again... resuscitation. A doctor on the plane says, you better get this guy to a hospital or he's going to die. Qatar Airlines lands us in Oman in 20 minutes. I think my heart may have stopped when they took our passports. I was completely terrified. However, we were treated with incredible kindness and hospitality. Qatar Airlines would not allow us to pay for anything or use our travel insurance. Everyone we met was so gracious and kind. I wish Americans could see this and understand that the middle east is not all about terrorism. Some of the warmest most welcoming people helped us, through one of the most difficult events of our lives. Total strangers treated us like family. We were in Oman for 3 days and Qatar airlines assured our safety and comfort every step of the way. The hospital staff were kind and compassionate. The hotel staff were incredible. Yes. People in the middle east laugh and offer you food and beverages and absolute welcoming and hospitality. Some day, we would like to visit again under different circumstances.

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 года назад +4

      May i suggest you visit as not Christian Missionaries. All religions are a cruse on humanity, i do not need superstitions and invisible and imaginary beings or ancient text to tell me how to behave. Why do you ? And why do you have the need to spread superstitions to others ?
      Thank you ..

    • @jimballard7217
      @jimballard7217 3 года назад

      @@tariq_sharif I agree with you Tariq and many more of us are coming to this conclusion . It is going to be a long time before all people realize that peace and love come from our hearts and not from the voices of the invisible . The attempt to enforce superstitions has been the cause of so much sorrow and bloodshed . I wonder how this Christian Missionary explains that the doctrine that is right is the one popular where they were born . In this age of enlightenment it becomes obvious we are all in this together . Forgive those that don't understand your message. So greetings from Canada . Peace ...

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 года назад

      @Practical Skeptic Ok one thing at a time. Start with "absolutely no tolerance". Where have i exhibited that exactly ? Then we will move on your next assertion.
      By the way, what relevance is her declaring being a "Christian Missionary" to how she was treated ?
      On the other hand refer to Exodus 21 which sanctions slavery.

    • @chinkasuyaro8983
      @chinkasuyaro8983 3 года назад +2

      @@tariq_sharif She was describing her purpose for being in the middle east in passing and you latched onto it like a pit bull on steroids. Generally I share your sentiments about religion and missionary 'work', but the overly aggressive tone could be dialed back a smidge.

    • @tariq_sharif
      @tariq_sharif 3 года назад

      @@chinkasuyaro8983 thanks, no doubt you will proffer similar advice to the religious fanatics

  • @darkprinceamith
    @darkprinceamith 8 лет назад +623

    I was expecting him to say Mr worldwide all the time.

  • @ednan9
    @ednan9 10 лет назад +94

    he is an American comic of Iranian decent. I think he is holding himself back and respecting cultures. Comedy in America is free and you can make fun openly - not sure if Qatari are ready for it

    • @MylkT1023
      @MylkT1023 10 лет назад +52

      comedy in America isnt all that free. The UK is another story

    • @kossmikham
      @kossmikham 10 лет назад +16

      He is an Iranian immigrant in America. He is not American born.

    • @mariannek6735
      @mariannek6735 5 лет назад +8

      Humans are the same when it comes to these things, no matter what part of the world you're from. Some are open minded and tolerant, some are easily offended, some like silly harmless humor, some like sarcastic or self deprecating humor, etc. etc. etc.
      /A Syrian person

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 2 года назад +2

      @@mariannek6735 Completely right. The great majority of people all want the same things- I really like people of the ME and after living in Qatar for four years, I actually go up to people obviously from the ME and politely introduce myself and chat, because I know (a) ME people tend to be friendly and (b) they sometimes are not well-treated here in Canada

  • @reiskywalker17
    @reiskywalker17 8 лет назад +128

    "Hi, Jack!" Hahahaha

    • @sumanthchowdary2518
      @sumanthchowdary2518 7 лет назад

      Raey Hanah canned laughter!!

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 6 лет назад

      I am so goddamned glad for once i didn't have a friend called jack... i always say Hi. until i saw this video now i am more careful

  • @marcusjulius3772
    @marcusjulius3772 2 года назад +1

    yes..agreed!middle east is a nice place to live..i worked there for 22years and i can say it is the happiest times of my life..

  • @danish5087
    @danish5087 8 лет назад +262

    I just came across this video randomly and i must say this was very entertaining. This guy seems genuinely talented (this is the first time have seen him) but more impressively, his jokes were funny yet elegant unlike other stand up comedians who always turn to vulgarity and profanity to make their jokes funny.

    • @1GLDNLDY
      @1GLDNLDY 8 лет назад +5

      Oh, he does use some choice language from time-to-time. He just doesn't heavily depend on it for his act. Besides, he is in an area where the majority are Muslims, so he keeps it clean there.

    • @mohaleph
      @mohaleph 8 лет назад +1

      he is Maz Jobrani

    • @danish5087
      @danish5087 8 лет назад +5

      P̷s̷ʏ̷ᴄ̷ʜ̷ᴏ̷ᴛ̷ɪ̷ᴄ̷ R̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ʙ̷ᴏ̷ᴡ̷ᴢ̷ Actually I live in Dubai and have been living here my whole life as I was born here, so I am very well aware of Arab culture :)

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 6 лет назад

      The thing is, words which some consider vulgar and profane, others use regularly in daily life, so they no longer have any impact to those folks. So it's actually the material, not the words, which is funny. We have to get over both the idea that some words are bad and others good, as well as getting over nudity or even underwear. It's become ridiculous. A girl will wear a string bikini on the boardwalk, casually walking down the ocean side, yet, become freaked out if her skirt rips at work and you can see her slip.

    • @salimomary8316
      @salimomary8316 6 лет назад

      What his name??

  • @haemin8759
    @haemin8759 8 лет назад +79

    I fell in love with all those beautiful ladies in the audience...

    • @aymens1318
      @aymens1318 8 лет назад +2

      you are missing the point man :D

    • @haemin8759
      @haemin8759 8 лет назад +6

      You're right. I should be with one of them and sit in the audience :)

    • @harpalchauhan428
      @harpalchauhan428 7 лет назад

      Hae M. u need to get ur fucking eyes tested, I suggest u go spec savers or get laser eye treatment.

    • @haemin8759
      @haemin8759 7 лет назад +6

      Harpal Chauhan. Thanks for the suggestion. Now it's time for you to go get your fucking food stamps for the dinner.

  • @flaminggorilla909
    @flaminggorilla909 8 лет назад +82

    this was very good. but man I am embarrassed by how we the US treat people sometimes and this depresses me a.hut just as much as it makes me laugh...

    • @shadowproductions9825
      @shadowproductions9825 7 лет назад +3

      see all us American's aren't that bad.. lol and I'm sorry for what is going on. I really am and I do pray. blessings to y'all xoxox

    • @mj199516
      @mj199516 7 лет назад +5

      Yes, Americans have always felt superior to everyone else in the world, this 1st and 3rd world mentality is very destructive and needs to stop.

    • @SKBKER
      @SKBKER 7 лет назад

      They feel superior but they're not .

    • @davidshanesy494
      @davidshanesy494 7 лет назад

      Madars nobody here uses that mentality anymore. . . not since the cold war

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 лет назад

      And you are an idiot.

  • @George-wu6nu
    @George-wu6nu 3 года назад +33

    Viewers be like:
    A Saudi: 🥱
    A Iranian: 🥱
    An Indian: 😳🥳 *clicks*

  • @rixd8226
    @rixd8226 9 лет назад +65

    I think I am the only American that REALY wants to live and work in the Middle East. I love the culture. Any recommendations?

    • @zahras.8562
      @zahras.8562 9 лет назад +6

      No don't live in Saudi!! Go to Egypt or Lebanon. They have the best culture and nightlife of all the arab States
      Cairo is basically the Arabic version of Hollywood, I love Egypt so much and thin you should choose to go there and work as an English teacher

    • @maithaahmad1904
      @maithaahmad1904 9 лет назад +4

      Ricky Daniels greetings, friend .unless you're racist... United Arab Emirates welcomes u :) its a very welcoming ,international country that you will definitely adjust in -love, uae

    • @maithaahmad1904
      @maithaahmad1904 9 лет назад

      ***** Right... and how exactly do they treat them?

    • @kuhataparunks
      @kuhataparunks 9 лет назад

      Peace corps or a work visa. They are in search of teachers at the American embassy, they furnish many expenses, provide housing, etc., sounds good but it's always hot haha

    • @lulia101
      @lulia101 9 лет назад

      Ricky Daniels I have a recommendation to you: DON'T COME HERE! The Middle east is not a suitable place for humans . I'm curious though , what do you love about the culture exactly ?

  • @erstermontag908
    @erstermontag908 8 лет назад +30

    Now my perception to the Arab World just changed.

    • @OfficialShadowKing
      @OfficialShadowKing 8 лет назад +1

      Arabs are still crappy

    • @erstermontag908
      @erstermontag908 8 лет назад +2

      +Zerksin are you sure about that? where you from by the way?

    • @aahighondreams9105
      @aahighondreams9105 8 лет назад +7

      +Bug Rolls travel there...you'll not want to be back. ..it happened to me. but I had to leave. ..n still dream

  • @dcooperpromanager
    @dcooperpromanager 5 лет назад +31

    I am from England and work in the ME. I have lots of Arab friends and they have a great sense of humour. I think the problem sometimes comes when you make a 'sarcastic' joke and they can misunderstand as an possible insult.

  • @RahulMishra-vf3og
    @RahulMishra-vf3og 2 года назад +6

    As an Indian i loved this. No need to be offensive take all as a joke man. Love from India to the whole world. Namaste.

  • @osandawidanagamage193
    @osandawidanagamage193 4 года назад +150

    in Sri lanka we just act like we didn't see each other, life goes on.

    • @jbhaltjbhalt8397
      @jbhaltjbhalt8397 3 года назад +5

      So introverts? Sounds like my type of people

    • @qtip6366
      @qtip6366 3 года назад

      No time for kissing.

    • @IB_and_A_Level_Physics
      @IB_and_A_Level_Physics 3 года назад +2

      Not the Sri Lanka I knew! Time to work on your people skills bro???

    • @pleejbayyahindinesanalbaas4949
      @pleejbayyahindinesanalbaas4949 3 года назад

      Seri oombu

    • @BlueinanotherLanguage
      @BlueinanotherLanguage 2 года назад

      Nah you guys just bob your heads side to side like a bobble head on steroids.
      -Kohomada?! *Bbobbing head side to side*
      -Mama honda, oya? *bobs head furiously*

  • @vidulab3977
    @vidulab3977 6 лет назад +54

    A few people at Walmart freaked out when my friend started speaking Arabic to her parents on the phone. It was so funny 😂

  • @TheGetzeVans
    @TheGetzeVans 10 лет назад +53

    I love this video! It shows that we are all same, just people trying to be happy. Social media just portraits the conflict side of the arab world. But they have so much to offer and share with us. I have had the opportunity of meet people from Egypt, Lebanon, Morocco, Syria and Iraq, and I have learn so much from them. As Mexican I get cut out into the stereotypes, and it is something very ridiculous. Our world is getting smaller so we can get closer to each other.

    • @dddddddmmmm
      @dddddddmmmm 9 лет назад +2

      Getze Uscanga i wanna get closer to you!

    • @Mohitkumar-pq7oz
      @Mohitkumar-pq7oz 2 года назад +1

      Meet also some indians

    • @Luvlymandy2
      @Luvlymandy2 2 года назад +2

      meet also some iranians

    • @zakbkt
      @zakbkt 2 года назад +1

      💯

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Год назад

      Cambodians have a culture of hitting babies for fun.

  • @sbahar1010
    @sbahar1010 2 года назад +5

    God bless you, I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time. The 3 kisses … omg so funny 🤣😂

  • @beingtaurus408
    @beingtaurus408 5 лет назад +8

    Indeed a blessing to watch people coming together and having a good time 😊

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 6 лет назад +1752

    he's gonna hijack the plane with some ice cream
    -ded

  • @Meyra97512
    @Meyra97512 7 лет назад +125

    HI JACK! Oh my God that took 5 seconds to process ahahha! XD

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 6 лет назад

      Meyra It would have been instantaneous back in the 70's

    • @gearshifterg9756
      @gearshifterg9756 6 лет назад +1

      The "Hi Jack" joke was used in a movie in 1977.

    • @Rahat2056
      @Rahat2056 5 лет назад

      Same took me a good 7

    • @MiloudElfarkh
      @MiloudElfarkh 5 лет назад

      Still did t get it :(

  • @djstarr-lowery4047
    @djstarr-lowery4047 3 года назад +5

    So wonderful. I didn't know "they" laughed either. Laughter is the universal language. I wish we could all remember that when we stopped laughing - Universal we are all one

    • @djstarr-lowery4047
      @djstarr-lowery4047 3 года назад

      My father (of course fought WW II) send the USA was the greatest greatest country. Strangely even as a teenager I thought to myself "but Dad you haven't been anywhere else"

    • @djstarr-lowery4047
      @djstarr-lowery4047 3 года назад

      Sorry hit the wrong button must continue... We "Americans" are so sure we are so much better that we never pause to hear or learn other cultures. For this I apologize. And sincerely, if anyone out there knows of any course/ any place that I should go to learn about you - please tell me.

  • @bronzemen34
    @bronzemen34 5 лет назад +10

    he was on point and very funny - Im a KIWI and I love his brand of humor - it has a message in it too which is plain and simple - respect and learn others cultures and embrace them

  • @atouloupas
    @atouloupas 8 лет назад +141

    Middle East is a unique place. Im so sad and sorry for what is happening right now with the I.S. and fanatic Muslims. I know that typical Muslims are disgusted by the I.S. and they re very sad that their religion is misunderstood and receives a lot of hate because of these stupid fanatics. I ve been to Jordan btw, its the only country in Middle East that avoids wars and i ve got to say that i want to come back again. I also spent my Easter holidays there and went to an Orthodox church for the Resurrection and people have ansolutely no problem with Christians! I mean, all the hate comes mainly from America (which i condemn for *many* crimes that it has done in the Middle East and other places). All these stereotypes that *destroy* this beautiful world which deserves so much more attention... So sad and unfair for all these people... I hope that the situation will get better in the future 😥

    • @lindsaybjornson1761
      @lindsaybjornson1761 8 лет назад +7

      In regards to your comment about Jordan, actually, currently, Jordan has forces in Libya fighting with British forces. www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/25/sas-deployed-libya-start-year-leaked-memo-king-abdullah
      Oman, that is the Middle Eastern country that absolutely fascinates that heck out of me. Sultan Qaboos bin Said al Said is totally on my I would love to meet one-day list (fantasy list of corse! lol but one can wish!). He pulled Oman out of the GCC due to the actions GCC is taking in Yemen, and historically Oman has been the go to for a mediator between Iran and Saudi Arabia, that alone is impressive. Even more impressive, in my personal opinion, is that the Sultan has been in power the longest out of the other Middle Eastern countries leaders, in fact, Oman has the seventh-longest current reigning monarch in the world. One might then assume that during the Arab Uprisings when people took to the streets to protest, that the people of Oman would call for him to step down. They did not ask for a new leader of Oman, they were even saying they did NOT want him to step down, the grievances were with local government officials (if I remember correctly). Sadly the Sultan is said to have cancer right now and has no successor so it will be interesting to see what happens with Oman. I am sure he has a plan in place as he seems to be a very good leader, but that is just my personal view I have never meet the man so I guess I don't really know, but the interviews I have seen of him, I think, are fascinating. The Sultan is just an amazing political leader and you can tell he loves Oman. Totally a place on my must travel to one day list, and so is Jordan.
      And I do agree that there are miss-portrayals of the Middle East, largely in the US, but unfortunately in other countries as well.
      www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/09/syria-war-russian-air-raids-kill-9400-year-160930082703222.html

    • @janetjackcun5186
      @janetjackcun5186 7 лет назад +3

      Islam is a religion of terror, Muhammad said in a sahih bukhari hadith: i have been made victorious through terror

    • @Ashraf-Hrira
      @Ashraf-Hrira 3 года назад +3

      @@janetjackcun5186 where you get that rubbish from?!

    • @thetimelapseguy8
      @thetimelapseguy8 3 года назад +5

      ​@@janetjackcun5186 “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.” | Exodus 21:20-21
      I'm guessing we're gonna have to cancel the Bible too...
      Btw this just shows people don't follow every single line in religious scriptures, I don't think we should cancel any religion.

    • @simonasfaw9450
      @simonasfaw9450 3 года назад

      @@thetimelapseguy8 check out atheism 2.0 TED talk... Yes we should not take everything literally.

  • @fokak0
    @fokak0 9 лет назад +20

    We always tell the saudi that two kisses is enough but they didnt listen

  • @johnsimpson5471
    @johnsimpson5471 2 года назад +8

    He's a brilliant comedian!

  • @ruthsteiner5302
    @ruthsteiner5302 10 лет назад +23

    This guy is awesome!!!

  • @zachariahkoshy326
    @zachariahkoshy326 5 лет назад +23

    A true talented comedian.... Makes people laugh 😂

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 5 лет назад +18

    This was very good, even though there was no joke about the title.
    The world needs more people like this.

  • @na_der
    @na_der Год назад +24

    Maz! 1 of the best comedians ever on planet earth!

  • @Kivian23
    @Kivian23 4 года назад +20

    I loved this, had me laughing from his entrance. Clean jokes which made it a big plus!!

  • @LordAhmedAmr
    @LordAhmedAmr 8 лет назад +28

    I'm Egyptian and I strongly confirm the whole 2-3 kissing issue :D

    • @slayveofleeberty4600
      @slayveofleeberty4600 8 лет назад +1

      +T bone Lebanese here, can also confirm. I actually don't understand why we do 3, I think 2 makes much more sense.

    • @abd28elshamekh
      @abd28elshamekh 8 лет назад

      Well in Morocco it is a 1-2-3 Kissing issue :D

    • @semsemeini7905
      @semsemeini7905 5 лет назад

      I am from Egypt. We kiss 2x. But after I lived in Switzerland we do 3 x.

  • @user-yp7be3vz2e
    @user-yp7be3vz2e Год назад +14

    travel is important. the more i travel and find people to be awesome, the more i despise war. We regular people have no quarrels with each other.

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 Год назад

      This is a false perception that we Arabs are very good at creating. Making a tourist like you is very easy, we have this weird obsession with guests/politeness to cover up the fact islam has no morality whatsoever.
      Talk to them about serious issues/challenge them on any moral issue and they will show what demons they are.
      Any bomb that decreased the number of muslims was a gift to the Arab people and I am grateful.

  • @dsmith004
    @dsmith004 5 лет назад +62

    A good comedy routine and a good way to address a serious subject.

  • @gauravgill1831
    @gauravgill1831 Год назад +1

    The guy nailed it!!! Genius way to pass such a great social message as well as clear stereotypings which is great threat to peace and harmony among races. Give it up for Humanity - we are all in Gods created world .. we come, we go, the World remains!!

  • @vkitet
    @vkitet 6 лет назад +398

    I have never seen an Arab in Arab costume laugh before.

  • @tobyruncorn2
    @tobyruncorn2 5 лет назад +20

    What brings me back to watch again is the wonderful reactions on the faces in the audience.: an innocence, an enjoyment and a poignancy.

  • @rockroll9473
    @rockroll9473 5 лет назад +11

    I live in the Southeast United States.I can’t comprehend most of this but I love seeing people laugh and smile.

    • @P0124-c2y
      @P0124-c2y 5 лет назад +1

      Why??? He was speaking english!!!

    • @kathleenhuff3059
      @kathleenhuff3059 5 лет назад +3

      It would be nice for ALL Americans to LEARN different cultures directly..so our politicians can't lie about them for creating wars that will only all them and their buddies to profit!..like Trump backing our troops off so Turkey can kill Kurds..Trump OWNS BUILDINGS in TURKEY..AND by allowing this..Trump HELPED TURKEY RELEASE about 100,000 ISIS Jihadist fighters ..didn't he say (before he got elected) that he would crush ISIS within 30 days of his presidency??..he just allowed them to be released FROM KURDISH PRISONS!..
      Please understand our OWN Gov has for CENTURIES caused or allowed GENOCIDE..

    • @granthurlburt4062
      @granthurlburt4062 2 года назад

      Well, you need to go visit. Dubai, Doha, and Abu Dhabi are all easy to deal with. So is istanbul. It helps to smile, and be polite, and not act superior or suspicious. Get a Rick Steves Guidebook or Lonely Planet. You will sur[prise yourself. The ME is not packed with people chanting "Death to America" any more than the US has a Jan. 6 riot everyday everywhere. The people in the ME are generally nice. You get too much propanganda in the US. But just dont expect to be living as if you're visiting Disneyland. But the hotels in the first three cities I mentioned are luxurious with excellent service and all the food (except pork!) youd get in the US.

    • @robertstrum256
      @robertstrum256 Год назад

      Yes, really funny

  • @victoriabodnarchuk7648
    @victoriabodnarchuk7648 2 года назад +3

    It’s amazing talk.The Speaker can made audience laugh and manage to exposed the problems very successfully,that makes his speech prosperous:)