Gruntilda INSULTS all of the DLC Fighters | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Episode 1)
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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The evil Gruntilda drops by Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to give a warm greeting to the DLC characters thus far; and of course, she does so using some of her trademark rhymes!
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Tracklist:
Bridge to Gruntilda's Lair | Banjo-Kazooie
Gruntilda's Lair | Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Kazooie music composed by Grant Kirkhope.
Soooo, the bubble underneath the text for some reason rendered out a LOT lighter than it's supposed to be. Not sure why, it looks completely different in my working file. :-/
Hopefully it's not too hard to read.
hi i love you and your videos alex
I just noticed something. What if piranha plant in smash is the same one from mario odyssey 🤔
They should hire you for making these
This now makes me wish Shantotto from FFXI was in Smash. Her cynic, biting rhymes would be the perfect opponent for Grunty.
It looks fine don't worry
This should be an actual "Smash Taunt" like Palutena's Guidance
*yep*
@Edward Kwok banjo of course
I agree.
Y E S
Idea for the banjo vs. banjo: banjo:
who is that
Grunty:my clone of you 2
Banjo: hey you know I can ask L.O.G To make you free
Grunty:!
Kazooie:only when you will help us
In your... Where are you?
Grunty: secret btw yes deal is a deal... After that fight
I love how she didn't even insult Sephiroth and instead acted like all of Sephiroth's fan girls lmao
*oh my*
That's not right. She didn't tell Sephiroth to impale her.
Everyone is a Sephiroth fangirl except for Cloud
@@taraj3884 HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN FF7?
She was the same with Ganondorf even calling him dreamy
Gruntilda to every other character: "Ya'll Ugly"
Gruntilda to Sephiroth: "YASSSS QUEEN SLAY"
She also likes Ganon
I should make it clear, it was someone else's channel, but they did a whole "Gruntilda's guidance" thing
IT"S yoU Gotta Love Yourself!!!!!
@@lilinberce9386 Bad guys are the coolest to be fair.
cringe
every characters: ROASTED
Sephiroth: you the best
The one person you wouldn't want to Antagonize is Sephiroth. Cloud can confirm. To this day Sephiroth still stalks him.
@@redboxgamingyt3452 There was one person who antagonized Sephiroth. But after what happened to her, no one else wants to take a stab at it.
@@rayqcina4869 "WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF HER?!" **Cries Uncontrollably**
@@rayqcina4869 Poor Aerith...
Made the 69th like, hope nobody ruins it
Sephiroth: "Here's the guy every girl thinks is hot, too bad he'll run them through for being a thot."
XD!
Chicks dig Sepheroth.
He has long flowing hair.
But if you get TOO close
He MIGHT bring dispair...
Nice!
@@bruhm0ment6000 😁
@@PJDAltamirus0425 Thanks 😊
"Welcome back to watchmojo, and today's list is top ten rappers eminem was afraid to diss"
Please don't make that a thing!
Profile pic?
@@toxicravioli3836 Goomba Maui
@@alexbergin8553 it’s freaky but I can’t stop looking at it
@@toxicravioli3836 mine is a book called 50 ways to eat cock healthy chicken recipes with balls,no kidding google it.
I love how hero heals from the insult lmao
I guess even insults can heal wounds
Heals from an insult.
Than steals a heart. ❤
Joker MIGHT beat Gruntilda.
BUT she's off to a good start! 👍
"Flirting with students, you must feel fulfilled!"
AKSHSHSJAKA
The best that for me is that I couldn’t even say “Maaaaaan that’s gotta hurt!” because I played Three Houses and I took that personally
I laughed so hard at that one, it’s so true.
Talk about Unprofessional XDXDXD
@@arhyllinchroma9062
Female Byleth wears like a mini skirt and lace stockings. I think we already went beyond *unprofessional* quite a while ago xD
@@l.n.3372 lmao are you from the fucking 40s? When did attire became relevant to professionalism?
@@babauranai
Lmao are you in your fucking teens? Have you ever actually applied for a job in your life? Let's see how many interviews you get when you show up to said interview looking like female Byleth clothing. Here's a hint, sweetie: some jobs won't even finish the interview if you don't dress professionally.
Joker: “You won’t steal my heart.”
Sephiroth: “Step on me Angel of Darkness!”
XD! When I don’t have a crush on them but you’ll hate me for liking the master of 2D
Unfortunately for you Grunty, Sephiroth's standards are probably insane.
Then again, what would you expect from a man with that sword and mane.
Eh, all she'd have to do is say that Jenova would probably hit that and he'd dive at her screaming, *"JENOOOVAAAAAA!"*
ExDeath: "You know... Jenova would probably do it..."
Sephiroth: "...... JENOOOVAAAAAA!"
Kazooie: OK Banjo...Looks like our local big fat witch has chosen death again!!
Gruntilda has chosen death.
Her rhymes are precise.
She'll ROAST everyone!
Not even THIEVES stealing her heart will make her play nice. 😏
Grunty: insults nearly everyone
Also her: Simps for Seithorath
It would actually be hype if this was in game
Adding this to SMASH would be awesome!
ALL of the RAGE!
However I feel bad for Gruntilda (Sakurai).
Commenting on EVERY character and stage. 🙄😆
@@Nick-up5wv rip Palutena's guidance and Snake's Codecs
Once you've done all the playable characters, you should have her cover all the assist trophies.
Gruntilda's doing great!👍
ALL Smash characters dissed.
But when she is finished.
I TOO want her to MOCK the assists. 😊
rathalos already lost his title of king of the skies to the IG mains, there's nothing left to roast.
Gruntilda: “You’re dressed very strange for a guy named Joker!”
Joker: “Say the old hag whose chin is even pointier than Igor’s nose.”
BURN! :D
Gruntilda: “I won’t listen to a guy named Joker! If you think you still look better than me,you must be a huge smoker! Your cat is nothing but a simp,and your persona aka stand knockoff are equivalent to you,a wimp!”
@@melindabolding5601 *Is she dead after Joker goes for his final smash?*
@@雪者 *all we can say is she is missing,and was Last seen with the phantom thieves.*
@@melindabolding5601 *Yeah, makes sense*
0:50 You even roasted yourself.
Seriously though, she needs a change of heart. I’ll scope out her palace with my phantom theives and then we’ll send the calling card, steal her treasure and there will be no more.
Gruntilda, you think you can win?
You smell as nice as a very old bin!
With these ‘sick rhymes’ you think you’re so smart?
Well newsflash big nose, we’re gonna steal your heart!
The thieves could steal her heart.
And make her castle go Kablooie.
But we'd be sad without her rhymes in SMASH. 😥
Who'd torment Banjo and Kazooie? 🤷♂️
@@toxicravioli3836 Just call your fellow phantom thieves to steal her heart
Grunty insulting Lucas: Since you’re an orphan I should cut you some slack, but you know that fighting won’t bring Claus back!
Damn. Bet Lucas is easily going to cry on that insult
My idea for Joker:
“For a thief, you’re tricks are so flashy and mind-numbing,
While if I swooped down on you now, you’d never see it coming!”
Yes!! Good!!!
I love the fact that both Pyra and Mythra have their own unique insults. That is some serious dedication, my dude.
Title: Gruntilda INSULTS all of the DLC Fighters
Gruntilda when Sephiroth appears: *Fangirling Intensifies*
It's crazy because just a couple minutes ago I was reading all of Grunty's rhymes then this video gets recommended on the same day it's uploaded. wooow
I love how grunty insults everyone but then proceeds to simp for sephiroth
Her:Thats the longest sword i ever seen
Kirby: *Makes angry poyo noises*
Sephiroth is the reason Gruntilda wanted to steal Tooty's (and now Pyra's) beauty.
Gruntilda just simped for Sephiroth
Grunty’s “insult” on Sephiroth was more of a friendly way instead of hurting his feelings, and I like it!!
Gruntilda insults EVERYONE!
Except Sepheroth...
When it comes to dissing ONE-WINGED ANGELES
CLEARLY this witch goes SOFT!!! 😏❤😆
@@Nick-up5wv I agree
Kazooie:You call that a roast,I’ve gotten worse burns from a cold shower
So many Fighters to ROAST.
Perhaps Banjo and Kazooie were overlooked.
FEAR not fellow SMASHERS!
I think NEXT time their goose is COOKED!!! 🍳
holy crap lol
Gruntilda: “Well what you said is coming from a bird who’s stupid enough to let themselves be a gun? That must be really sad if you think that’s fun! What happened to your brain,is it infinitely spun!”
Everyone else: get's roasted
Sephiroth: *gets heckin flirted with and is currently very uncomfortable right now-*
Gruntilda: *insults Minecraft Steve*
Minecraft Steve: *built a giant L to her front yard and lava trap to ROAST her literally*
@@davidgumazon XD the best roast is done in silence apparently
@David Gumazon What’s funnier is how a tournament player made a huge L as Steve so I could see him do that to Grunty
Plot Twist: Grunty only complimented Sephiroth because she doesn’t want dispear
yes
Imagine her simping on him a lot until she hears him talk about Jenova
I love the fact the witch was roasting everyone but started being a simp over Sephiroth XD
I like how gruntilda simps over sephiroth and burns all the other character
A witch has standards
"You won't succeed with me! You'll find nothing but farts"
I think that's of an insult to herself than to him..
Thank you for not doing a "too many FE characters" line for Byleth.
The hypest Smash character I've ever seen,
It's "generic green-haired guy number fourteen!"
But this one's got an axe, as well as a sword,
With so much variety, how could you get bored?
@@alexpotts6520 they was a neet addition....
And to me....female byleth is honestly the hottest Nintendo girl....those thights are godly
@@agentdon1760 Tbh I forget male Byleth exists, all the Wi-Fi Byleths are waifu Byleths
Can't wait to see what Grunty comes up with for the remaining two Fighters.
I just hope Eggman gets in.
Gruntilda is FIERCE!
Her rhymes are a DOOZY!
The next 2 SMASHERS are TOAST...
But first BACK to Banjo and Kazooie! 😏
"I've heard of you people, stealibg people's hearts. You won't succeed with me, you'll find nothing but farts"
Omg, this was so beautiful I almost cried 🤣
"Stealing"
Given what the godmother says in the game, I think Grunty is actually serious.
Arle Nadja:
Fireball, Ice Storm, and Bayoen too -
Arle's got spells out the wazoo!
But rather than combat to bring them into play,
She mostly just stands there popping Puyos all day!
Crash Bandicoot:
Crates keep this stupid marsupial busy
Who eats Wumpa Fruit and spins till he's dizzy.
The tests with the Evolvo-Ray and the Vortex
Got you labeled a failed experiment by Cortex!
This should be in the game like palutena's guidance
3:03 She'll go on the attack!
[She starts floating]
I should've guessed Gruntilda is into Sephiroth.
Gruntilda wants to be QUEEN.
Sephiroth her KING.
But he'll probably just impale her.🙄
Boy THAT'LL sting! 😆
@@Nick-up5wv Clever. lol
@Malachi Hodge Neither could trust the other. Plus Sepheroth has high standards and should go for Bayonetta or something 🤔
@Nick Nah he wouldn’t. In game canon, he only feels like bringing despair and manipulating Cloud to become evil like him but I wouldn’t explain furthermore because of spoilers
If Crash gets in
“With this orange freak, where to begin?”
“He insults the company who let him in!”
“He’s a Sonic knockoff always twirling and twitchin’”
“No wonder Activision tried to ditch ‘im!”
Interesting video as always! Never played banjo and Kazooie but this gave me a taste of the witch's personality thanks for the experience!
I played demo of banjo kazooie & banjo tooie+
Banjo kazooie Nuts & bolts that game Is good but not good banjo kazooie game
And (2 main games)Omg they are awesome
Indeed.
Sephiroth to Gruntilda: "Sorry Granny, but I want to destroy Cloud alone."
Gruntilda: Don’t spark my anger calling me a simp
Such an accusation will be laid to rest,
When I make their bodies limp!
Sephiroth : ''eesshhh.......yeah...I think we're better off as friends.''
I cooked my popcorn with this video
You cooked up some corn.🌽
Hoping it'd pop.
Now you have popcorn.🍿😋
Hope the ROAST doesn't stop.🛑
Gruntilda the roast queen
With the exception of Sephiroth...
@@joseluistrejo1859 Sephiroth got it easy
Gruntilda the ROAST QUEEN!
To ALL but Sepheroth.
But does she really think she HAS a chance?
HA! Don't make me SCOFF! 😏
Yo heavy respects for that clear of audio
This was quite good, I have to agree,
You proved well, rhyming as Grunty.
I think this is worth clicking subscribe,
I look forward to her future diatribe!
3:04 I don't know why, but this is funny. Mythra just randomly hovered away.
This should be a feature of banjo's stage, because these jokes are top tier. Grunty's roasts are sublime, she's A linguistic Shakespeare.
'Joker, help! We got to the core of the witch's palace but there was no Treasure there except for a huge poisonous gas cloud! We can't steal that! Getting... nauseous...!'
Gruntilda:
"Fuck you!" _points at Steve_
"Fuck you!" _points at Joker_
"Fuck you!" _points at Min Min_
".....you're cool!" _points at Sephiroth_
Is that a South Park reference (Where Cartman tells fuck you to everyone except Bebe)
Grunty: mentions turning p plant into salad. P plant: she said something about my mother and a salad bar
Too lazy to type out piranha?
Omg yes someone finally realized
Now this is the most original smash content I ever seen
It's pretty ORIGINAL.
That fact can't be disputed.
Us FANS enjoy it.
But Nintendo MIGHT refute it 🤔😏
Technically, Pyra's was more of a compliment than an insult. Still nice video though.
Compliment/Threat.
I’m glad of how that came out tho.
Alt title: grunty insults everybody but speiroth
It's true she digs Seph.
He brings despair and can CRUSH!
BUT if Gruntilda ROASTED him...
She'd be TURNED into green MUSH!!!
@@Nick-up5wv XD
I want to see Gruntilda rapping
Gruntilda roasts Well.
She probably could RAP.
But ALL those FIGHTERS?
She'd better take a NAP. 💤
I had a feeling that she was going to like Sephiroth.
Silly Hero. No amount of healing can save you from Grunty’s sick burns
If Grundy got her hands on Pyra she would just switch to Mythra
Gruntilda would beat Pyra.
Gruntilda would beat Mythra.
Who should she ROAST next?
She can choose from a plethora! 😉
"Now Grunty is here to kick them in the groin!"
-Gruntilda 2021
0:12-0:14 sounds like she is singing to the music 😂
Music 🎶 is playing ▶️
It might make you sing. 🗣
But I suspect Gruntilda🤔...
Sings for a certain ONE WING 😉
This should be in the game when you play in Spiral Mountain. Just saying.
On Spiral Mountain⛰?
That'd be a SIGHT!😏
This guy should work on that concept.👏
Nintendo wouldn't get it right!✅🙄
The slide whistles haunt me to this day.
That was very well done! Bravo!
1:21 YES! Make Grunty playable!
It would have been perfect if Grunty really did this and activated like Palutena's Guidance, Snake, etc.
Seeing this in SMASH...
Would make our DAY!!!😁
But it'd be MORE DLC...
And WE'D have to PAY... 😡
Damn, Gruntilda’s spitting bars.
Grunty for smash!!!
That would be IMPRESSIVE!
I agree TOO!
Gruntilda in SMASH?
Is that something SAKURAI would do? 🤔
Piranha Plant and Banjo-Kazooie were the only characters whose name wasn't mentioned by Gruntilda.
Piranha Plant is my main while Banjo & Kazooie used to be (I still play them). What’s funny is how someone else made another Gruntilfda rhyming video where this time, she appreciates Piranha Plant
I feel this should be in the game, like palutena's training etc
Grunty’s insults and roast are great wouldn’t you agree?
It fills me with so much happiness and glee!
Therefore I made my decision that shall thrive!
Today I shall like and subscribe!
I think you should make this a series!
Make this a series!
I ask, but can't BRIBE!
All I can do...
Is hope and SUBSCRIBE! 😉😃👍
Hold on a sec, I've got a witch to stab
Where's my Diamond Sword?
That's one way to end...
Gruntilda's mean blabbing.
Just MAIN Sepheroth
and MAKE with the stabbing! 😏👍
Im considering these canon since Nintendo couldnt do it right. That BK commentary is too good.
Luminary: I'm gonna' need a heal for that one.
Am I the only one wondering how things would play out if Grunty and Hades collaborated?
Grunty (To Sora): Another fighter who uses a sword? Please you're just gonna leave me bored
Now that all of the DLC characters have finally been revealed, Gruntilda should also give roasts to all the characters who were snubbed from being main playable characters in SSBU.
She doesnt even roast sephiroth lol
She roasted the others,
Sorta biased and fitting,
But she diss mah boi steve,
And I'll send her to Jebus, same-day-shipping.
Knew there was going to a Steve comment somewhere
Palutena: perfect another witch to be careful with...
Gruntilda for smash
I want her to roast King K Rool lol
I feel like they would make a good couple
King K. Rool should be roasted.
Gruntilda has no quip?
Sephiroth has better hair.
But King K. Rool OWNS a SHIP!🚢
@@Raven-gx4kj King K. Rool is the BETTER choice.
He's UGLY and GREEN!
But when compared to Sepheroth...
The "King" just ain't that MEAN!
Another content creator showed King K. Rool on their channel where she says how he’s her old friend but his disguises aren’t good enough
I have a few taunts of my own for a few of the fighters:
Daisy- Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sorry to say but Peach will always be better than you!
Villager- You run around carrying an axe and cut down trees
Yet the evil one is supposed to be me?
Min Min- My what a beauty you are with such long arms!
But tell Grunty what happens once you lose all your charms?
Cloud- You once dressed up like an ugly girl
To save Tifa and soon chaos unfurled!
Robin- If it’s spells you want from a book
Mine are better. Here! Take a look!
Lucina- I must admit that I can’t tell you apart
From the one they call Marth!
Simon- So you call yourself a hunter of vampires?
Well your license to hunt will so be expired!
R.O.B.- What’s this? A pathetic plastic toy?
Too bad your games brought no joy!
2:35 Gruntilda with no context
This insults are like if AVGN possesed Grutilda
Gruntilda's rhymes are great!👍
She's having such LUCK!
But if she challenged the AVGN
She'd be one dumb... INDIVIDUAL! 😆
@@Nick-up5wv lmaooooo
@@MHBlackSkarlet 😁👍
To he fair that's kind of Grunty's character, she's obsessed with gross stuff
@@alexpotts6520 wierd thing she didnt like Mythra's atitude.
Today we learned that Gruntilda has a crush on Sephiroth
Sora rhyme:
This little kid thinks his his keyblade is powerful! But he’s as strong as a dumb mule!
Well she's not wrong...
Gruntilda the next DLC character lol
Even Grunty doesn’t want to mess with Rhea
Not mess with Rhea?
That much I doubt.
Next time Gruntilda's rhymes
Will make Rhea pout...😪😆
The dislikes are from the dlc fighters and their alt accounts
DLC fighters, people who mains either of those DLC, Joker fangirls
Every year we get a new welp
But Sonic still can’t get any help!
perfect ideas and references. 10\10
Sending them straight to Hailfire Peaks
~Kazuya~
- With the scar and wings, you're somehow a way
To be even edgier than the tip of a blade!
- Perhaps your father was telling you something bright:
Maybe its about time you learn to hike!
~Sora~
- You're also named Cloud? How unoriginal...
The heartless you fight are nicer than a normal criminal!
- So many games, the complications make me drown!
The putrid mouse should've explained your story by now!
The Sora one was absolutely hilarious
As a plant main I took that personally.
Same
These are great and look like something Grunty would say in a Banjo games, i have seem other fan made "guidances and codecs" which rely too much on irl jokes or memes and try hard to be funny.
I tried my best to read everything Grunty said in her voice and it was funny.
Grunty for Smash! I loved this.