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  • Опубликовано: 23 июн 2021

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  • @anonanon6612
    @anonanon6612 3 года назад +173

    anyone who calls the police for nothing should be fined, save our tax money.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 3 года назад +2

      Well we wouldn't want them getting into any danger now do we?

    • @trevorallen2964
      @trevorallen2964 3 года назад +2

      Exactly the first steps in defunding the establishment 💷💪

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 года назад +6

      No, the police, who apparently know the law, should put the phone down and not respond.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia 2 года назад +2

      @@MrB1923 it’s a slippery slope . . . It would have a chilling effect on people calling for assistance if they thought they were going to get fines AND you KNOW it would only be a New York minute before the police started abusing it, fining people and deciding when to turn up. Fix the police is the best answer I think 🤔

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 2 года назад +1

      @@MrB1923 that's exactly how they should deal with it

  • @OptimalPulse
    @OptimalPulse 2 года назад +110

    "I'll give you the best valid... most vaild reason. You ready for this?? It's none of your business!"
    Absolute legend.

  • @sjd_3699
    @sjd_3699 3 года назад +98

    The Asgard line never fails to disapoint.

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 Год назад +4

      When AB says he is from Asgard you can see the cogs turning on the security guard lol 🤣 , trying to work out where that is " LOL 🤣

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 Год назад +3

      Asgard is on the planet Zark . The people from Zark are zalions So AB is a zalion .

    • @rolfhelgenilsen3427
      @rolfhelgenilsen3427 Год назад +1

      ​@@kaliman1472 Huh? Asgard is is the Norse name for where the Vikings are from. However I Have a feeling u made a joke that went straight over my head, I dont know what "Zark" is. Peace out from Norway, have a nice day dude

    • @kaliman1472
      @kaliman1472 Год назад +2

      @@rolfhelgenilsen3427 Yes , it was an English joke from a Dutchman 😂 The planet Zark hasn’t been discovered yet .

    • @samtaurus007
      @samtaurus007 Год назад

      @@kaliman1472 Naaaah, i discovered Zark AGES ago. Trust me, i'm from the over-populated planet 'Bullshitty'. That makes me a fully fledged 'Bullshitter'. :)

  • @Blaesht
    @Blaesht 2 года назад +17

    They way he says "Give me a couple of seconds my friend" and walks off. In his mind he genuinely think he's got you detained.

  • @alisonb4898
    @alisonb4898 3 года назад +468

    That security bloke has got has much power as a AAA battery from pound land 😂

    • @mcawley118
      @mcawley118 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @thefoxhat6163
      @thefoxhat6163 3 года назад +7

      Top tip for batteries...... Asda own brand are the best by far.

    • @MrGersboy72
      @MrGersboy72 3 года назад +13

      That’s offensive to Poundland batteries

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 года назад +14

      @@MrGersboy72 Yeah. That's definitely battery-ist. We need a slogan. B.L.M. Battery Lives Matter.

    • @truckingscouser
      @truckingscouser 3 года назад +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @reeebellious9752
    @reeebellious9752 3 года назад +148

    A job with zero power and it still goes to his head...

    • @matthew3774
      @matthew3774 3 года назад +4

      Its always the ones with no power who act like that. The ones with more power are more restrained and not trying to overcompensate all the time

  • @conradblack2504
    @conradblack2504 3 года назад +70

    They just don’t get it do they? Filming is perfectly legal. I love the way AB avoids telling them that and let’s them figure it out over the course of a long drawn out process.

  • @cyclist68
    @cyclist68 3 года назад +22

    As a photographer we had the same crap back in the 70s. then it was the IRA, the only difference being you could understand the people stopping you, but after a while then we went through a period where we were more or less left alone. Then around 20 years ago after 9/11 and the invention of PCSOs all you had to do was take a photo in any town centre and some bozo in dayglow would on you like a tramp on a dropped chip. Ten years of this idiocy went by and Dept Ch Officer Andy Trotters all police authorises notification came out saying photography is not a crime and common sense seemed to prevail. So much so that most auditors now need to stand outside police stations to get a bite, so I thought things were getting better. Watching your vid makes me realiser nothing has changed in reality, if anything Covid and the authorities flexing their muscles has made it worse. We are going backwards.

    • @littleowldme
      @littleowldme Год назад

      Like a tramp on a dropped chip! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan Год назад

      They've been doing the same thing since the Bow St Runners. "In the current climate of: Jack the Ripper/Russian bolsheviks/continental anarchists/ German spies/peaky blinders/German spies again/razor gangs/The Red Brigade/IRA/Islamic terrorists...

  • @captainboeingmatt3464
    @captainboeingmatt3464 3 года назад +122

    These clowns are so power hungry it's ridiculous. I love hearing AB not take any of their crap!

    • @daveduck4315
      @daveduck4315 3 года назад +4

      They think they have Powers,they should dress up as Batman,look complete idiots then!

    • @maxharris334
      @maxharris334 3 года назад

      i wouldn’t call it power hungry, more like it’s part of our job and what we’re told to do. there are rules that you must follow weather their questionable or not you need to follow them. this audit britain guy (complete bellend) btw is just out to get a reaction from people and catch it on film he’s just an attention seeking prick

    • @captainboeingmatt3464
      @captainboeingmatt3464 3 года назад +3

      @@maxharris334 the rules are clear. Photography and filming in a public place are perfectly legal and photographers shouldn't be hounded because they are taking pictures or filming

    • @prog3142
      @prog3142 2 года назад

      Failed police officers

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 2 года назад

      @@maxharris334 You're another BUTT HURT TROLL... Cry us a river I'll bring popcorn and a inertube and float down them.

  • @sdfhdalton8210
    @sdfhdalton8210 3 года назад +158

    This just just shows what a crazy fooked up world we live in .. give someone a badge they think they are gods above everyone else wtf 🤦‍♂️

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +2

      @@keepgoing7533 most do, but it takes a special kind of ego to apply for these types of jobs in the first place.

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +2

      @@paulregan4881 yawn, how original

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +2

      @@paulregan4881 what a strange inference to make. Very odd

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +2

      @@paulregan4881 police or security guard?

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 2 года назад

      @@paulregan4881 You must be BUTT HURT. You know they have a cream for that with directions I'm sure you can find someone to read it to you.

  • @bradwood4952
    @bradwood4952 3 года назад +23

    When AB asked him his name and he said “fromwhichcountryyouarefrom” I died laughing 😭😂

  • @urgulp1554
    @urgulp1554 2 года назад +26

    "You are smart when you are quiet" say's the bloke trying to tell pedestrians what they can and can't do when he can't even speak English

  • @gentlemangaz3651
    @gentlemangaz3651 3 года назад +220

    That Security boy was not even close to being qualified to approach AB 😂

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 года назад +5

      Indeed got his arris into a somewhat pickle lol

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 2 года назад +1

      Guess it's a step up from a paper round

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 2 года назад +1

      @@Nitehawkmk77 ahaha 😂😂

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 месяца назад

      Nor entitled to either!

  • @Hammertime054
    @Hammertime054 3 года назад +137

    That security bloke is a complete knob, and he aint your friend, nice one A B👍

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 2 года назад +1

      He is such a jobsworth, probably aggrieved that he is always the bottom and not man enough to be on top

  • @Just-Tony
    @Just-Tony 3 года назад +10

    "Can I help?".... "yeah, go get me a coffee.".... 🤣🤣🤣... gets me every time.
    The one where AB is doing that to a copper and starts trying to hand him money and all... so funny... the look on the cops face was priceless !!

  • @mrg0047
    @mrg0047 3 года назад +42

    I absolutely love watching these in the morning at work. You really are a top man AB, you crack me up and your humour is infectious.

  • @e4unow421
    @e4unow421 3 года назад +164

    I've worked for Scottish Power once.... avoid them like the plague.

    • @BR1883FC
      @BR1883FC 3 года назад +18

      I had them as a supplier, total nightmare. Think about how bad it could be, multiply it by 10 and you are 1% of the way there.

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 года назад +3

      Like most of them.

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 3 года назад +5

      @@BR1883FC I used to work in Prepayment as part of their contract with a company called Kura, It was a total farce... Kura did nothing but pander to thier unrealistic KPI expectations.
      Don't get me started on their shite systems too. 😅

    • @lucius4556
      @lucius4556 3 года назад +5

      I switched to them last year,they were trying to rope me into this fixed rate payment plan,told they had been donating to cancer research on my behalf on the last plan for me..just charge me what I've used ffs..and their billing is crap..sending me threatening letters before they've even sent the bill lol,that was from the start..might switch now as I didnt buy into their fixed rate stuff which they charge for get out clauses !!

    • @idaslpdhr
      @idaslpdhr 3 года назад +1

      @@lucius4556 took me nearly 2 years to get a pre-paid meter out of the house I bought, in the end I changed company and got them to take it out

  • @reverendjimspanner7902
    @reverendjimspanner7902 3 года назад +36

    It's a sad state of affairs when we have the Stasi patrolling our High Streets.

    • @cliffa2901
      @cliffa2901 2 года назад

      Reverend you could also said the FBI or MI5. The Stasi don't exist anymore. The Stasi are now run by what was once known as west Germany. An

  • @ronprince1478
    @ronprince1478 3 года назад +142

    So a security guard can physically throw you out of a public area. Sounds like the start of a very profitable law suit.

    • @gordonbrittas4842
      @gordonbrittas4842 2 года назад +1

      I think the law is that you can use reasonable force to escort someone off private property.

    • @TheNeilsolaris
      @TheNeilsolaris 2 года назад +3

      If they throw you out of public area you'd end up in a private area, and you'd be trespassing!

    • @1977ajax
      @1977ajax Год назад +2

      @@gordonbrittas4842 Not a damned chance! Where on earth did you get that idea.

  • @grimprawn902
    @grimprawn902 3 года назад +85

    The shear ignorance of these goons is astounding, who on earth is training them? Free content all day long, nice one AB.

    • @bazsnell3178
      @bazsnell3178 3 года назад +2

      sheer NOT shear

    • @socialising6037
      @socialising6037 2 года назад +1

      I'm surprised they haven't gotta do an English speaking test to get the job

    • @northernthrifter8817
      @northernthrifter8817 2 года назад +1

      They're being trained by the telly tubbies

    • @vicsimmonds
      @vicsimmonds 2 года назад

      They're being trained by AB

    • @TheWizardOfTheFens
      @TheWizardOfTheFens Год назад

      “Shear ignorance” oh the irony………. 😂 😂

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 года назад +29

    I'm really fed up with what this country has turned into.

    • @cyberpunk3052
      @cyberpunk3052 3 года назад +4

      A boring dystopia!

    • @michaelsingh925
      @michaelsingh925 3 года назад

      Closet racist alert !!! Just come out and say what you are really alluding to

    • @NaeMuckle
      @NaeMuckle 2 года назад

      Yeah the English are just boring knobs now.

    • @TheByard
      @TheByard 2 месяца назад

      The next time I visit my home country the UK, I will walk around with my stupid iPhone gaffer taped to my chest, then drop the borrowed half-filled cigarette pack. The pack will be attached to me by some very strong fishing line, I will then walk two steps away. I'm wishing that one of the scruffy uniformed persons who loiter the High St. areas will come over and inform me I've dropped something. Or will they just try and nick me.
      I never really enjoyed shopping and after my last visit to the UK a year ago I hate it, department stores don't have stockrooms, so it was impossible for me to buy more than the three V necked white Tee shirts in my size that were on the rack. The assistant kindly informed me I could go on-line, but then I'm staying at a hotel, and I have tried the on-line game before and ended up returning the stuff, as it was the wrong size, colour, style than that ordered on the on-line form.
      On one occasion I bumped into some long-lost friends and we were having a catch-up chat. When the goon arrived and instructed us to move on, at the time we were about to visit a bar/restaurant within the mall. But as the goon instructed us without first asking if he could help. We took our hard-earned cash to an old side street pub and enjoyed spending it.

    • @domk4955
      @domk4955 19 дней назад

      @@michaelsingh925 I will and it's rubbish. I could say worse.

  • @vJdn
    @vJdn 3 года назад +179

    “It’s none of your business “ you had me laughing in tears 😭

    • @toadhall1951
      @toadhall1951 3 года назад +3

      @ Zezsy1x There's an Australian auditor who goes by the name of Nunya Bizness.

    • @vJdn
      @vJdn 3 года назад +3

      @@toadhall1951 😂😂😂

    • @ThePlatypusReturns
      @ThePlatypusReturns 3 года назад +1

      That part was absolutely priceless !!

  • @creyten5255
    @creyten5255 3 года назад +47

    I love how genuine AB sounds when he says he's from Asgard.

    • @tombarber6469
      @tombarber6469 2 года назад +2

      I actually believed him when he first said that had me second guessing myself weather it was real or fiction haha even tho I knew 😅

    • @creyten5255
      @creyten5255 2 года назад

      @@tombarber6469 🤣🤣

    • @wildforesthome6563
      @wildforesthome6563 2 года назад

      How did you travel here sir.
      The Stargate obviously 🤣

  • @MrMarky2000
    @MrMarky2000 Год назад +11

    Ok so I've binge watched so many of your videos today. You and focus pocus are the best auditors 💯 good work AB

  • @Fur_Queue
    @Fur_Queue 3 года назад +141

    Probably the most excitement blue mask security dummy has had since he saw his sister getting out of the shower in 2008

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit 3 года назад +90

    Very professional holding an E-Cig speaking to a customer 🤣.

    • @Abuzwebstar
      @Abuzwebstar 3 года назад +1

      Potential customers

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 года назад +5

      @@Abuzwebstar ☝️victims 🤭

    • @bennyhill4228
      @bennyhill4228 3 года назад +3

      Ah you noticed that too whilst adorning a face nappy xD, that was hilarious

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit 3 года назад +1

      @@bennyhill4228 😁😆

    • @flynna
      @flynna 3 года назад

      In his smart uniform of a moncler hoodie. They're supposed to wear shirts and such

  • @garrydavies6337
    @garrydavies6337 3 года назад +14

    Nice one AB keep on schooling these buffoons, you're doing a great job! 👍 Love your humour aswell, the hi-viz clown definitely should have bought you a cappuccino for your time ha ha! 🤣 Keep up the great work my friend. 👍👍🌟

  • @MrGeorgeScatos
    @MrGeorgeScatos 3 года назад +8

    @9:35: "I'm from Eastern European."
    That's pretty cool. I'm from Eastern American.

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 5 месяцев назад

      I’m from eastern London lol

  • @EnglishVeteran
    @EnglishVeteran 3 года назад +72

    England is in desperate need of a major clear out!

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 года назад +4

      It's too late. The yobs have taken power. Good luck, you'll need it.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 года назад +3

      @Glow in the dark But your ancestors arrived by dinghy! Or walked over the land bridge before the English Channel existed. This is the casual racism that makes me doubt that I'll ever visit England again. Shame.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 года назад +2

      @Glow in the dark Sounds good, and a very grown up thing to say. Neither am I.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 года назад +1

      @Glow in the dark Aw diddums I thought I was the snowflake? There's a little racism in everybody. Recently in some countries it's become fashionable to blame all problems on "foreigners". This is a lazy, dishonest and dangerous habit. People hate being called out on their racism. This is understandable, but the solution is to seek the real structural reasons for problems rather than picking on folk who look different or talk different. I knew this at five years old and probably so did you.

    • @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840
      @johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840 3 года назад +1

      @@guinnog2 personally i wouldn't bother you can see what its become!!!

  • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
    @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 года назад +129

    Another security guard who doesn’t know the law. Don’t these guys get an intelligence test?

    • @tiffanyalyssa8654
      @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 года назад +23

      Yes, and if you fail you get the job.

    • @petersmith6974
      @petersmith6974 3 года назад +10

      Job centre is handing out free training for SIA training for security.To get people off benefits.Mostly foreigners do it for min wage.So as a English man I will not listen to them

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 года назад

      Well just maybe ....he was right.
      Have you considered that?

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +9

      It's psychology isn't it. There's that experiment where they get volunteers - guards and prisoners. They give the prisoners uniforms and the ability to imprison and they turn into monsters very quickly. But they just normal people given uniforms that's all. That's why they give these goons these police looking uniforms, it makes them think and act like police and most people react to that uniform as if they are. Weird psychology power trips. It's lunacy. Good job AB standing up to this madness

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 3 года назад +8

      @@aireboat7988 are you serious? How is this even remotely right? Seriously, I want to understand your viewpoint.

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing 3 года назад +25

    "I'm from Eastern European. Do you wanna talk or do you wanna walk?" Excellent what a wonderful country we now live in.

  • @rebekahfield4083
    @rebekahfield4083 3 года назад +7

    Slot 5:00 onwards; "Will you get me a Cappauchino? You told me too wait two minutes, so I thought you were going too get me a Cappauchino." I love the cheekyiness of you AB; made me laugh!

  • @ThePollaxtroy
    @ThePollaxtroy 3 года назад +66

    Only doing my job didn't help them in the Nuremberg trials.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 года назад +1

      Never going to happen.

    • @ThePollaxtroy
      @ThePollaxtroy 3 года назад +5

      @@bornfree9547 Oh realy. You dont think councils will throw these people under the bus. Once people start winning court proceedings against them. Once the ambulance chaser legal people realise theres money in it. It will get more more publicity.

    • @NicholasAlt
      @NicholasAlt 3 года назад

      The guys they worked for LOST in the war. Which government's are against the new world order?

  • @oisajdfposid
    @oisajdfposid 3 года назад +51

    Look at all the authority that fluro jacket has given him!

  • @evi6199
    @evi6199 Год назад +4

    Just when i thought id seen every AB video I come across one ive not seen before and its an absolute Gem. Well played AB as always 😂

  • @holdfast7657
    @holdfast7657 3 года назад +10

    These companies buy the properties, but the council allows them to adopt the thoroughfare providing that they maintain public access. The thoroughfare is not private.

  • @iamarmaankhan
    @iamarmaankhan 3 года назад +39

    These guys need to be educated. Embarrassing

    • @MrB1923
      @MrB1923 3 года назад +2

      That's why they're working as security guards. 🤔

  • @mrstupid
    @mrstupid 3 года назад +76

    These guards must cost the shops a lot of lost sales. I will never enter a shopping area with green jacketed goons getting in my way

    • @willbrown3094
      @willbrown3094 3 года назад +4

      sometimes it is good to see these private Shopping areas getting hammered by the online shopping sites for sales when we see how the security guards behave to the public .

    • @susanshone8256
      @susanshone8256 3 года назад +4

      I also will never shop in a town centre were security are it's so off putting the private shops should get a petition up to stop these bully boys and get them of the streets

    • @thesouluniversal
      @thesouluniversal 3 года назад +4

      Im just marvelling at how a single entity comes to own a whole chunk of the town center. Like the Lords used to do? And then given authority to guard what was a public space, as private, having done a "special" deal with the council. Not sure what to make of it.

    • @interestedlen8823
      @interestedlen8823 2 года назад

      I've never wanted to go to The Lexicon, Bracknell, but now I want to go even less. Worse than a trip to Tescgit's.

  • @Monsoon-sd6vr
    @Monsoon-sd6vr 3 года назад +53

    The security officer is very polite and well presented. Sadly, he is poorly briefed; by now in 2021 all police and security staff should have been made aware of auditors and have been instructed on what action to take, which in 99.9% of the time is ...... nothing

    • @andyxox4168
      @andyxox4168 2 года назад +2

      Hardly polite nor smart!

  • @stevesvids
    @stevesvids 3 года назад +4

    Hahaaa... my daughter works around there. I was watching this on the big TV and she said ...
    "hey that's The Lexicon....
    I know those plebs"
    Hahaaaa made me chuckle.
    😄✌

  • @andrewlongworth
    @andrewlongworth 3 года назад +28

    What a knob that security guard is.

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 3 года назад +51

    As a former police officer I am amazed and angered at the responses from that self important little prat. He is totally ignorant of the law, he has no formal powers, he's just a tit in a yellow vest. Lord give me strength !

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 года назад +2

      And where the hell were you a plod? Coronation St. perhaps?
      Because if you ARE a former pc and you don't know that some security have landowners authority to enforce trespass, you can't have been a very good one.

    • @dwayne_dibley
      @dwayne_dibley 3 года назад +4

      @@aireboat7988 most likely because he’s one of the few decent and knowledgeable plods that knows the difference between the criminal offence of trespass and civil trespass.

    • @aireboat7988
      @aireboat7988 3 года назад +2

      @@dwayne_dibley Except that....anyone with the property owner/ occupiers authority CAN enforce trespass on private property. That means a suitably authorised security guard can legally, physically remove a trespasser if required. That's not really, - "no formal powers" is it? And although police are not usually trained in civil law, there's usually enough interaction with pub/club doormen, to become conversant with trespass law.

    • @billbar8532
      @billbar8532 3 года назад +3

      The lesser yellow vested tit. That sounds like a good description.

    • @harrystottle8678
      @harrystottle8678 3 года назад +1

      @@aireboat7988 that’s utter nonsense and totally incorrect. Trespass law is completely irrelevant here. Stop spreading incorrect information.

  • @doncumberbatch6416
    @doncumberbatch6416 2 года назад +8

    When I was 17 I got a job as a lifeguard and the pool manager told me only put your hands on someone if you are saving their life or you will get fired ‼️ I am now 58 and will always remember that‼️

    • @cacadores3955
      @cacadores3955 2 года назад +4

      Doesn't that make your wife a bit sad?

  • @soleknight3212
    @soleknight3212 Год назад +3

    16:11 You know what, with his calm demeanour and polite attitude plus still standing his ground with AB, this guy would actually make a good police officer

  • @BlueShadow777
    @BlueShadow777 3 года назад +167

    Guaranteed the guy wouldn’t have complained about your filming if you’d have changed energy suppliers and gotten him his commission.

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 2 года назад +2

      Of course

    • @MadderMel
      @MadderMel 2 года назад

      Fuck the energy guy anyway ! They go around harassing you selling their overpriced crap !

    • @JosephAgrane
      @JosephAgrane 2 года назад +3

      @@MadderMel The guy is just working a job.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 Год назад

      Yeah, what a beta. He send someone else to complain.

    • @natalievu4399
      @natalievu4399 Год назад +2

      @@JosephAgrane Yeah & he chose to work in public where he has no right of privacy.
      Is he complaining about the CCTV cameras?

  • @insuretec
    @insuretec 3 года назад +53

    Combined IQ of minus three. What a waste of council money.

    • @DavesDiscoveriesChannel
      @DavesDiscoveriesChannel 3 года назад

      The Lexicon is owned by a private entity he's employed by them (thankfully).

  • @richardchadwick2352
    @richardchadwick2352 3 года назад +6

    Just love your vlogs AB....class my friend pure class. Always polite, way to go.

  • @stuart23969
    @stuart23969 3 года назад +14

    "You are smart when you are quiet" what an oaf, doesn't deserve an sia license

  • @oldseadogcb3130
    @oldseadogcb3130 3 года назад +59

    I think these "suckurity" guys must be the "rejected" ones who didn't make through the G4Stupid course! Smart audit AB

  • @charliemarqfj
    @charliemarqfj 3 года назад +25

    Tall security guard reminded me of one of those Albanians of Taken. Slightly worrying 😟

  • @patrickrose1221
    @patrickrose1221 3 года назад +3

    AB, you got the patience of a saint fair play . The world's a better place while we've got people like you ! Love and respect to you and yours from me and mine , same people really innit lol x

  • @ladyanfield5682
    @ladyanfield5682 2 года назад +1

    Pmsl 🤣🤣🤣 AB you are just what I need at 1am on a Friday morning when I can’t sleep so so funny 🤣🤣🤣
    Love it ❤️❤️

  • @guy4469
    @guy4469 3 года назад +53

    This security man cannot hold a conversation .mummble bumble ,watches the bill or starsky and hutch the sweeney . this guy is weird .

    • @askme1245
      @askme1245 3 года назад

      I think he had a hot potato stuck in his mouth!

    • @misiasert1348
      @misiasert1348 3 года назад

      Tbh,he,ll never make a detective

    • @johngreen6191
      @johngreen6191 3 года назад

      Roma decent, Northern India. Ancestors settled in Romania and Hungary centuries ago. Now over here in UK.

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 3 года назад +43

    They actually think they can stop people buying a camera and using it. They are deluded.

    • @ConAir94
      @ConAir94 3 года назад +2

      And they try and say the high street is private

    • @harveybray1804
      @harveybray1804 3 года назад

      Power goes to their heads

  • @kevingeorge4573
    @kevingeorge4573 3 года назад +4

    He sounds like the son of an SS Officer... what is this zombie doing as a Security guard in this country.... crazy.....

  • @Ineedyoulou
    @Ineedyoulou 2 года назад +3

    You ready for it..... "It's none of your business" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaunbown4851
    @shaunbown4851 3 года назад +44

    There's more and more special needs folk working in security these days .. bless them for their efforts !
    Good job they wear the hi viz bibs so their carers can find them in a crowd ! 😁

    • @lipbonethecabby5539
      @lipbonethecabby5539 3 года назад +3

      When they do a good job they get promotion,,, they join the police force.

    • @shaunbown4851
      @shaunbown4851 3 года назад +3

      @@lipbonethecabby5539 . Definitely ! . or they're ex coppers ( mostly sacked ) still trying to hold on to their make believe power of the yellow vest ..
      😉 .

  • @paramkumarsharma
    @paramkumarsharma 3 года назад +9

    Scottish Power are the worst company you can ever deal with. Have a persistent issue of cutting off calls when you get through to them and oh did i mention how rude the staff are. Bunch of liars just manipulating you for money.

  • @ebutuoy4591
    @ebutuoy4591 3 года назад +24

    Is security such an unwanted job that only non-english speaking immigrants will take it? The job requires clarity in word and thought. Not demonstrated here.

  • @tintersniffer9929
    @tintersniffer9929 3 года назад +30

    I cant believe they are employing jelly heads like this.

  • @davidjohns.3065
    @davidjohns.3065 3 года назад +30

    Private security patrolling the streets, this could just be the future folks.

    • @stevenfitzgerald2414
      @stevenfitzgerald2414 3 года назад

      Just politely to vanish

    • @lextalonis839
      @lextalonis839 3 года назад +1

      Not The Future but The Present..

    • @sweddybob8864
      @sweddybob8864 3 года назад

      I'll give it ten years before g4s are handed contracts to police town centres

  • @builder481
    @builder481 3 года назад +71

    I'm excited for this one
    AB big respect

  • @TheOnlyIncognito
    @TheOnlyIncognito 3 года назад +8

    Rollercoaster of emotions with the interactions on this one 😂

  • @kevanashy
    @kevanashy 3 года назад +7

    When I grow up I want to be a security guard! 👏👏👏👏

    • @williamspruce7084
      @williamspruce7084 3 года назад +2

      You can’t do both , surely ?

    • @kennyholland4731
      @kennyholland4731 2 года назад +1

      @@williamspruce7084 Quality haha 😂

    • @barty2381
      @barty2381 Год назад +1

      @@williamspruce7084 underrated comment 😆 🤣

  • @clockworkorange3628
    @clockworkorange3628 3 года назад +43

    In America we call that sorry little boy, a punk ,my brother.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +6

      Sorry little boy 😂 I like that

    • @chaz725
      @chaz725 3 года назад +2

      “ have I fired 6 shots or only 5 We’ll punk … do you feel lucky”

    • @KevinJones-su9fr
      @KevinJones-su9fr 3 года назад

      So true Clockwork don’t play that in US

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 3 года назад +5

      In England, we call them a 'bell end'.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 года назад +1

      In England, back in the day, punks were rebellious, kinda cool. It’s not really gonna work as a slur here.

  • @tiffanyalyssa8654
    @tiffanyalyssa8654 3 года назад +62

    How does that man have a job ordering people around when we can barely understand a word he says.

    • @moodyguymick
      @moodyguymick 3 года назад +5

      Agreed, however the face muzzle isn't helping matters either.

    • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
      @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 3 года назад +3

      I actually told a Transport Police officer who was harassing me for not wearing a mask to take his own off because the combination of that over his mouth, 40% hearing loss in my right ear and peak hour rail terminus noise made it impossible for me to comprehend a word he was saying. He didn't (probably a breach of the equalities act) but I just walked away mildly amused by the look of "does not compute" on his piggy face.

    • @jamesmack157
      @jamesmack157 2 года назад

      That's racist - he's a dinghy diver in a yellow vest on a day trip from France.

  • @ReadyPlayerDog
    @ReadyPlayerDog 3 года назад +13

    "The guy from the electric asked you not to record him"
    "No he didn't"
    "Well he said he did"
    Good job you recorded it then. Kind of makes anything he says after that look pretty stupid.

  • @darrellsears1445
    @darrellsears1445 3 года назад +1

    Great work AB. I think you are right, great work keeping it civil, I think that big guy was quite happy for it to turn physical. I thought they were going to argue that because they resurfaced the walkway they took public access "The High Street" and made it private.

  • @vincentsubmarinismo774
    @vincentsubmarinismo774 3 года назад +32

    He does actually own the shopping centre.
    He works security sometimes just to keep in touch with the masses.

    • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
      @ryandonagheylovescash4710 3 года назад +1

      I’m actually loving the crazy Polish guy who thinks he’s an extra from a Vinnie Jones movie

  • @Benane3799
    @Benane3799 3 года назад +4

    9:02 "You sound like Khabib, Nurmagomedov. Are you from that country? I won't mess with u" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @GreatHealer.
    @GreatHealer. 3 года назад +6

    2:20 Two pens on display, this guy means business.

  • @jordancoulson82
    @jordancoulson82 3 года назад +3

    ‘Do you want to talk or do you want to walk’ habib been watching old Schwarzenegger vhs 📼

  • @cleaningmaster100
    @cleaningmaster100 3 года назад +30

    Yyooooooooooooo king of the Auditors hope your well my friend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @danaustin3885
    @danaustin3885 3 года назад +42

    For a free person, this unbelievable.

    • @bornfree9547
      @bornfree9547 3 года назад +4

      They are paid grasses.

    • @logansadler1931
      @logansadler1931 3 года назад

      *simply unbelievable

    • @james87367
      @james87367 3 года назад +2

      You are not free in the UK.

    • @gasmanrus
      @gasmanrus 3 года назад +1

      AB is enlightening them one twat at a time.

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 3 года назад +13

    Find some people with low IQs, dress them up as security clowns, dumb them down with the company's own rules, policies, values, etc. and pay them just enough to for them to do their work.
    Then let them loose on the public, what could possibly wrong?

  • @rocketronnie1669
    @rocketronnie1669 5 месяцев назад

    Speaking BULLSHIT outside the bull! Know I'm 3 years too late 😂😂 binge watching guy's! 😂❤👊

  • @thelionofluton4940
    @thelionofluton4940 3 года назад +18

    Someone needs to get the nurse, there's some mental health patients wearing yellow tops who are out of bed and not taking their meds

  • @activeshooter9350
    @activeshooter9350 3 года назад +42

    Having to justify having a hi-viz by harassing free people in a free country.

    • @guinnog2
      @guinnog2 3 года назад +1

      I'm not sure it was ever a free country. Ask the Birmingham 6.

    • @anuvabastidanakist2437
      @anuvabastidanakist2437 3 года назад

      Active Shooter only idiots who are told they have power I was a steelerector never told anyone except a member of public the road was let my closed as me and another guy were fixing 30 kilo hand railing sections above the road if they fell and hit some one it would've killed them the combi safe wasn't put up right by the company we were too g the hand raiIing for or when I wa a Bateman and asked people not to park across the gates to our site which were I constant use we had to keep gates shut because stupid parents let their kids run on site only the stupid ones 99% kept their kids say from an active dangerous demolition site

  • @nathanmiller2982
    @nathanmiller2982 3 года назад +3

    He comes up to you with a recording device. He’s recording because he’s allowed to because he’s in public. It’s actually not unusual to film there are cameras everywhere. So if tourists come to town and film it’s suspicious. The gas guy calls another man to solve his problems because he does not cameras. However he has no problem with the cameras all over the place. Nice work AB

  • @chrisjames810
    @chrisjames810 3 года назад +5

    Khabib is the GOAT!

  • @FoxholeFightClub
    @FoxholeFightClub 3 года назад +12

    he was happy to answer a lot of questions ,very informative.

  • @mortonfan2891
    @mortonfan2891 3 года назад +24

    Forget Scottish Power, what about Scottish Audits AB, come teach our lot too!

    • @Bluesea1690
      @Bluesea1690 3 года назад

      Ther doesnt seem to be any. Hopefully someone in glasgow does it

    • @BlueShadow777
      @BlueShadow777 3 года назад +3

      @@Bluesea1690
      There’s “The Man In The High Castle”

    • @Bluesea1690
      @Bluesea1690 3 года назад +1

      @@BlueShadow777 av watched a few of his. Would like someone like a glasgow live free. Or someone like marti blagborough in the west of Scotland

    • @NaeMuckle
      @NaeMuckle 2 года назад

      You can't do it in Scotland because we have to give our name by law if a police man requests it.

    • @mortonfan2891
      @mortonfan2891 2 года назад

      @@NaeMuckle no ye dont, where u get that from??ive benn asked and refused while asking the polis if i had to if i hadnt committed an offence where they confirmed i didnt have to

  • @omairsaleem8178
    @omairsaleem8178 3 года назад +1

    “None Of Your Business” AB you legend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @moneymindset380
    @moneymindset380 3 года назад +3

    That security officers name should be "my friend" 💯

  • @ChrisPrice1977
    @ChrisPrice1977 3 года назад +17

    Probably the most interesting and exciting thing that happened all week for the security staff

  • @leforite
    @leforite 3 года назад +24

    Drink a shot every time he says "my friend"

  • @roblawson9422
    @roblawson9422 3 года назад +2

    A example of De-escalation and people skills at its finest. Great work A.B ❤️

  • @fruityshooty7017
    @fruityshooty7017 2 года назад +3

    Straight out of Adams family that 1 dude god daym

  • @liamocarroll371
    @liamocarroll371 3 года назад +31

    First they desecrated the Holy Police Stations by setting impure cameras upon them. Then they came for the Shopfronts.😱

  • @danplimmer3798
    @danplimmer3798 3 года назад +28

    AB, you failed to state, "Every citizen can record in the public." - Please state this simple and effective phrase repeatedly in your videos. The Council idiot and your viewers need to hear you say it often for clarification.

  • @raymondfarrimond2010
    @raymondfarrimond2010 3 года назад +3

    I wonder what security would do if 100 Japanese tourists walked down there all with video cameras.

  • @raalaa121
    @raalaa121 3 года назад +3

    Hahahaha IM FROM ASGUARD fair play Thor ... you got him !

  • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
    @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 года назад +242

    AB, don’t you know that security guards own the shopping centres that they patrol?!

    • @nocomment1984
      @nocomment1984 3 года назад +14

      I like your channel mate

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 года назад +6

      @@nocomment1984 cheers buddy

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 года назад +8

      I just noticed the ✔️ Im off to check your channel out

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 3 года назад

      @@AuditingBritain You should check out the Nekkid Watchmaker channel too. ruclips.net/channel/UCSJ7LRO4GaHZdzowk2-7hJw

    • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
      @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 года назад +1

      @@AuditingBritain ❤️

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 3 года назад +10

    AB would film inside his own bathroom, to get a reaction from his missus. 😂 Jk my friend. Im free to make a joke, it's a free country. 😜

  • @rabbitleader2307
    @rabbitleader2307 2 года назад +1

    I LOVE this channel and adore A.B. Top man!

  • @T-bit
    @T-bit 2 года назад +3

    3:45 The moment AB handed his ass back to him on a plate 😂

  • @rogermolineux9741
    @rogermolineux9741 3 года назад +32

    Filming so openly is hardly a logical reason for security to be suspicious. Anyone with bad intentions would be more covert. A cappuccino would have helped though.

    • @valentinius62
      @valentinius62 3 года назад

      But filming openly may be that you're pretending to be honest, while really you're up to something, but hiding that fact in plain sight.
      These guys can't avoid the suspicious argument as long as they have a camera out. I wonder how many tourists get harassed? 🤔

  • @LEERILEY33
    @LEERILEY33 3 года назад +29

    Give them a wasp looking costume and it goes right to their heads.

    • @Hadegel
      @Hadegel 3 года назад

      Don't get stingeded

  • @robknox6514
    @robknox6514 3 года назад +5

    When were you in Bracknell? Lol that is just up the road from me I would of loved to meet up with you love your videos keep them coming Mr AB 👍☺👍