Exploring by combat will personally always feel better than exploring 2 do a puzzle n sometimes having combat once or twice. I love games like Ocarina of Time but I never rlly wanna replay them 2 much after the first time I do it. But combat that leaves room 4 error n difference in play through makes it feel more fun :3
With an extra 3 pages to his 1 page long resume that details every method he used to slay rats, he has more than enough experience and is more than qualified to be a Subject Matter Expert on the topic.
John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, he sent his one and only son so that whoever believes in him won't die, but have eternal life." Jesus does love you, and you can always turn to him and he'll take care of you during tough times, God bless you in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
thats bc the channel switching from numbered episodes to random titles was a smart psychological decision. also helps make everything a little more rewatchable
" One guy that kept doing this one hit kill. " - Already know the boss. Chris kept getting bodied by Micolash. Lol. Don't worry, man. We all went through those trials and tribulations to become cool hunters - except I had a cool big sword and all the skeletons ran from me. I let out a guffaw and said " Where's everybody going? Bingo? " And the cute doll woman laughed and clapped for me.
This let’s play has time bending powers as I do not recall it being this long nor having such high concentrations of Dave. Gonna have to just watch it all again.
All I can think of is that joke you guys did at the end of a series where vacuum sounds started going during the final cut scene and it’s making me paranoid and I’m starting to truly believe it’s not all in my head uncircumcised
My dad was driving and he hit a pigeon. It basically left a shit streak over the top of the truck and its bones completely shattered. the shit streak was the funniest thing I ever saw and my dad yelled at me for laughing.
Lyle’s stink bomb story reminds me of back in middle school where me and my friends would take an empty Gatorade bottle and fill it up with discarded school lunch food and just leave it sealed for a month. Then when it gets all bloated we would open it and it would explode from all of the pressure built up from all of that food rotting inside of it
@@VLADPowder I feel like if you didn't play it on 3DS you wouldn't enjoy it on pc or console. It's justifiably bland for being essentially a mobile game but that just doesn't fly for something with more power
3:10:15 so technically speaking, when you're playing a non-tournament game, say, blackjack, in a casino, you can actually ask the dealer for advice. This isn't just limited to the rules of a game, but also like, "do you think it's a good idea to hit again?" For most tables in Vegas, the dealer is allowed to be totally honest and tell you, no, don't hit on a 20 hand, or something to that effect; yes, an obvious hand, but that functionality is apparently in place to make it so people feel more comfortable and play more. Not all dealers are nice or even honest; it really depends on the casino, and how you know really depends more on asking around at your hotel front desk, bartenders at the casinos, etc. Like don't get me twisted, Vegas is DESIGNED to drain you of money, the house is meant to win, unless you're counting cards (which will inevitably get you kicked out, in the modern day, back in the day, well let's just say the ivy league punks counting cards were lucky the pit bosses could tell that's all they were doing). That being said, there's a lot of ways to have fun, lose some money, maybe even make some money, get some free drinks or food, upgrade your room for free, all that stuff, while you're in Vegas if you play your cards right and know the right person to talk to or even tip (sure, it's no longer free, but tipping someone $50 to get a room that costs twice as much ain't too bad). The house also generally does have fairly solid rules on how the dealer will play. Again, depends on the casino and table, but usually it's posted (it might even be a legal thing) and so you'll know if you have an 19 hand, and the dealer won't hit above, say 16, then you win. I'm simplifying since I only have secondhand knowledge, but there are times when people do stupid stuff to try to "win", when they've already won. All this is to answer Lyle's question, the pit bosses don't really need to trust the dealers all that much, because they're basically just card dealing robots. Now, there are and will always be people who cheat for players, but that's a real bad idea, since it's both illegal, but also a quick way to get fired since there are cameras and eyes watching you constantly. If Lyle was a dealer and whenever Chris came over to play, Chris was able to beat the odds, someone will notice. Now with AI and shit, I'm guessing it's even more automated, since the casinos have been counting their own cards, so to speak, since they've been able to. Given that people working in the area are a dime a dozen, it's not much to fire someone and ban them from the property, and low key burn them from any property where they're able to make money.
58:18 one thing I love about the Oneyplays guys, is that they consistently have good takes on a variety of different things but then they'll just throw a curveball like saying that the Batman was bad lol
Awesome video, but I’m not very sure why Dave loudly proclaimed, “I decree that the character Girlfriend from my game Friday Night Funkin is now the toilet of the internet.” Otherwise, cool guest. I hope he comes back.
2:13:18 - True Fact: Oprah Winfrey walked out of an advance screening of "Interview With A Vampire" only 10 minutes in, because of the gore and dark themes. She considered cancelling an interview with Tom Cruise promoting the film, stating, "I believe there are forces of light and darkness in the world, and I don't want to be a contributor to the force of darkness". I am not making this shit up, google it! 🤣
Even though Dave was always some little rascal all of his life I was devastated to hear about his brain condition. My thoughts go to his family and friends.
I think there's an interview where one of the actors said they were told to run and flail around however they wanted, and then they added all the CG bugs afterwards. I can't seem to find it, but I remember it be something like that.
Man I'm torn on Dave's thoughts on Jessica. Like if she was a real person, she probably would be all Kardashian, but she's a video game character and her hilariously silly outfits are pretty hot. Maybe Dave is just jealous he doesn't get to wear all that makeup like her and Chris do.
The only game(s) I ever liked scanning in was the Metroid Prime series because it was mostly not mandatory, and it added risk/you had shit to do like dodge projectiles if you were scanning enemies.
3:30:00 Halo has so many good storiesm so much lore already written to explore in beloved books... and they never reference them. About 'should have stopped after 3." Don't forget we got Halo 3 ODST which s underrated and exactly what was needed. You get on outside look, patrol the streets at night to soothing jazz music for clues, each clue causing a flashback to the battles the little guys fought while Chief was a one man army.And people were critical of Reach at the time... "its not Halo 3.." It is now a beloved prequel.. Halo 4 is divisive game, Many of my "hardcore halo fan" friends quit mi campaign. I don’t think it was perfect but it had a lot to offer and the story that progressed made for an eye watering moving end, I loved that game. Problem with 5 was the re-writes and False fucking advertisements...Buck should have been the leader of the team but instead we got a mysterious black guy to make the rogue master chief pay. (What did Chief end up doing that was so bad? Hw went Awol. So kinda serious but only to try and save Cortana which is basically the only person he has so he can’t be blamed, Halo Infinite was pretty fucking excellent, I must say. Gotta be real picky to thing it wasn’t up to par. And the 2nd trilogy ends. The 3rd trilogy likely will come and hopefully it will make us all do the same. I have faith. Just a couple of head honchos nee to be fired... there are brilliant people at work on the series.
Yeah, "friction" and totally not the fact that pistachios are of the fire element and you can activate their powers with quick motion. Keep swallowing the lies of big friction.
Hey chris do you remember brownos from Sleepycast? I know it's officially "brown-noses" for legal reasons but I have to say, as a brown man listening through Sleepycast for the first time, I found it both hilarious and harmless, I actually love the way it sounds with an aussie lilt, can just picture a Big Lez character shouting "Ya fuckn brownos", it fits so well.
Chris, a fan of Noita and Dark souls: "I just don't have time to run around and get lost in dungeons"
To be fair I hate puzzles in most games but love portal, there are exceptions haha
Exploring by combat will personally always feel better than exploring 2 do a puzzle n sometimes having combat once or twice. I love games like Ocarina of Time but I never rlly wanna replay them 2 much after the first time I do it. But combat that leaves room 4 error n difference in play through makes it feel more fun :3
Man Lyle's a fountain of knowledge on rat slaying
fck animal abusers
With an extra 3 pages to his 1 page long resume that details every method he used to slay rats, he has more than enough experience and is more than qualified to be a Subject Matter Expert on the topic.
If I had two pennies. Rat brained with hammer. Weird two happen twice.
Hes an irishman of course
John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, he sent his one and only son so that whoever believes in him won't die, but have eternal life." Jesus does love you, and you can always turn to him and he'll take care of you during tough times, God bless you in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏🏻🫶
I’m here to time stamp Dave’s McDonald’s story because it’s my favorite bit.
1:26:01
You saint
The legendary tale of the wettest dip.
i would have given him a swirly in the deep fryer
@@Nudhul Dave would kick your ass
"Lyle, you ever had too much nuggets in your damn throat?" gets me every time
i loeb oney
I boel oney
@@nicholasarmstrong643 no i do
i no eel boy
@@hypno5690 strongly agreed s
I bowl donezy as wull.
3:42 I hope we eventually get a compilation of Chris reacting to when his friends bring up his old works. He always acts oddly shy and embarrassed.
I love Dave. I need more Dave. Gonna need No more heroes complete next.
I find him very annoying, all the high pitch noises he makes drives me up a wall
This is like my third time hearing the habanero sauce story, and it's still amazing.
"Lyle, you ever had too much nugget in your damn throat?"
I just wish he knew how to say habanero properly, it's just an n, no an ñ.
@@Shadessmh Ja-lah-peno
@@Shadessmh its on purpose
HI’m h h hhhhhhbhbh
@@Trynt33 I like how Cory pronounced it one time, Jalap-no's
I love Dave's scanning noieieieie noise and his mmMMMmm from dark crystal
I completely forgot they played it for this long. I watched every episode, of course, but for some reason I thought this was gonna be like an hour.
Yeah it really felt like it was like a quick 3 or 4 episodes but holy shit. Its probably cause Dave is so special.
thats bc the channel switching from numbered episodes to random titles was a smart psychological decision. also helps make everything a little more rewatchable
"Did I ever tell you that Kyle has, like, a permanant scar on his body 'cause I burned him with a pistacio?" Always catches me off guard
I was scrolling through and read this as he said it. Messed with my head.
I love Dave he's so innocent but a pervert lmao
Contradictory statement. Faux innocence, secretly evil
@@MacaqueStinx I know lol he's a walking oxymoron who wants to get sucked off by the Crazy Taxi machine.
@Trev Rudy the fuck are you talking about?
I lost my car keys today but Oney makes me feel better
a rascal you could say?
0:58 I thought Chris was making a terrible boat joke by saying there's a bow on board and not talking about a BOW... lmao
“There’s a coomer in there” with the edit made me laugh harder than it should have 3:09
Dave kind of came and went huh? That's what he gets for slurping down some wicked tasty C. Nugs while on the clock
the koko the gorilla thing is real. koko learned signs but didnt actually understand what they meant, the trainer was a shyster
The fastest complete series upload I've seen so far
also one of the longest for recent series’
youre laughin, he gouped and youre laughin
2:40
Yeah, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not
" One guy that kept doing this one hit kill. " - Already know the boss. Chris kept getting bodied by Micolash. Lol. Don't worry, man. We all went through those trials and tribulations to become cool hunters - except I had a cool big sword and all the skeletons ran from me. I let out a guffaw and said " Where's everybody going? Bingo? " And the cute doll woman laughed and clapped for me.
6 seconds in and we have heavy homosexual implications. I love it.
That often happens when Dave's around
They're also six inches in, heh
This let’s play has time bending powers as I do not recall it being this long nor having such high concentrations of Dave.
Gonna have to just watch it all again.
My favorite part of this series was when Dave was telling the story of when he got fired from McDonald’s
Mine was when he was talking about baking a pocket pussy
1:55:45 “take the stem cells out it” This line always catches me off guard😂
All I can think of is that joke you guys did at the end of a series where vacuum sounds started going during the final cut scene and it’s making me paranoid and I’m starting to truly believe it’s not all in my head uncircumcised
I'm a CS major and I think the QR code meme Chris shared was hysterically funny.
It's even funnier to me how irrationally angry it made people
@@twincherries6698 My favorite was the Redditor reacting to gaslighting like a newlywed couple hearing dead baby jokes
I shared that with one of my fellow software dev friends and he about died laughing.
You're majoring in counterstrike? Nice
Lyle comparing slaying rats to being a war veteran is my favorite Lyle moment😊
Dave Strafes while shooting at the gloop creature as if it fires back and it makes him miss shots instead
My favorite series to come out recently
My dad was driving and he hit a pigeon. It basically left a shit streak over the top of the truck and its bones completely shattered. the shit streak was the funniest thing I ever saw and my dad yelled at me for laughing.
Most sane OneyPlays viewer
@@thekrusadr poop
Cory?
them ending this playthrough is the most criminal thing ever done by any of the Oney crew
Spreadin it eagle is the greatest joke of all time
God I love Dave "Well, goodbye everyone I know and love."
Lyle’s stink bomb story reminds me of back in middle school where me and my friends would take an empty Gatorade bottle and fill it up with discarded school lunch food and just leave it sealed for a month. Then when it gets all bloated we would open it and it would explode from all of the pressure built up from all of that food rotting inside of it
How the hell did this add up to 3 and a half hours
It felt like 45 minutes
Imagine how long sonic heroes complete series is gonna be
Pretty sure it's because of the reuse of dull environments. I tried refunding this game and Steam denied me years ago. Still wont play it
@@VLADPowder I feel like if you didn't play it on 3DS you wouldn't enjoy it on pc or console. It's justifiably bland for being essentially a mobile game but that just doesn't fly for something with more power
I honestly came here for Lyle’s impression of Chris’s dad saying “You’re not allowed to fuck!”. Now seeing if I can find it.
EDIT 1:41:23 Found it
3:10:15 so technically speaking, when you're playing a non-tournament game, say, blackjack, in a casino, you can actually ask the dealer for advice. This isn't just limited to the rules of a game, but also like, "do you think it's a good idea to hit again?" For most tables in Vegas, the dealer is allowed to be totally honest and tell you, no, don't hit on a 20 hand, or something to that effect; yes, an obvious hand, but that functionality is apparently in place to make it so people feel more comfortable and play more. Not all dealers are nice or even honest; it really depends on the casino, and how you know really depends more on asking around at your hotel front desk, bartenders at the casinos, etc. Like don't get me twisted, Vegas is DESIGNED to drain you of money, the house is meant to win, unless you're counting cards (which will inevitably get you kicked out, in the modern day, back in the day, well let's just say the ivy league punks counting cards were lucky the pit bosses could tell that's all they were doing). That being said, there's a lot of ways to have fun, lose some money, maybe even make some money, get some free drinks or food, upgrade your room for free, all that stuff, while you're in Vegas if you play your cards right and know the right person to talk to or even tip (sure, it's no longer free, but tipping someone $50 to get a room that costs twice as much ain't too bad).
The house also generally does have fairly solid rules on how the dealer will play. Again, depends on the casino and table, but usually it's posted (it might even be a legal thing) and so you'll know if you have an 19 hand, and the dealer won't hit above, say 16, then you win. I'm simplifying since I only have secondhand knowledge, but there are times when people do stupid stuff to try to "win", when they've already won.
All this is to answer Lyle's question, the pit bosses don't really need to trust the dealers all that much, because they're basically just card dealing robots. Now, there are and will always be people who cheat for players, but that's a real bad idea, since it's both illegal, but also a quick way to get fired since there are cameras and eyes watching you constantly. If Lyle was a dealer and whenever Chris came over to play, Chris was able to beat the odds, someone will notice. Now with AI and shit, I'm guessing it's even more automated, since the casinos have been counting their own cards, so to speak, since they've been able to. Given that people working in the area are a dime a dozen, it's not much to fire someone and ban them from the property, and low key burn them from any property where they're able to make money.
goopin’ makes me feeeeel good
58:18 one thing I love about the Oneyplays guys, is that they consistently have good takes on a variety of different things but then they'll just throw a curveball like saying that the Batman was bad lol
20:26 is such a stupid small moment, but it always makes me laugh
The fact that Lyle didn't go as Heisenberg for Halloween is a crime, I'd let him smash me....with a giant hammer....
Like so many rats
Awesome video, but I’m not very sure why Dave loudly proclaimed, “I decree that the character Girlfriend from my game Friday Night Funkin is now the toilet of the internet.” Otherwise, cool guest. I hope he comes back.
Didn't he actually say that?
2:13:18 - True Fact: Oprah Winfrey walked out of an advance screening of "Interview With A Vampire" only 10 minutes in, because of the gore and dark themes. She considered cancelling an interview with Tom Cruise promoting the film, stating, "I believe there are forces of light and darkness in the world, and I don't want to be a contributor to the force of darkness".
I am not making this shit up, google it! 🤣
DAVE MY BELOVED
I hope the boys play Revelations 2 so Chris can experience "BIOTERROR"
"Forkball, is that you? It's Spooncube..."
I wish Dave was in more oneyplays stuff :(
49:30 love the old call back to sanity not included Iol still watch random episodes from time to time
Even though Dave was always some little rascal all of his life I was devastated to hear about his brain condition. My thoughts go to his family and friends.
The fact Lyle knows what lost planet is makes me so happy
“Friday night ******* gay”
That impression of Mr.Sausage was spot on
29:58 Chris that was Britbong. He said you messaged him and said you found his second life videos mean spirited.
I’m here to time stamp Dave’s McDonald’s story because it’s my favorite bit.
Dave trying to get those roundhouse kicks was really grinding my goat
Dave and Lyle are a pretty good team.
Agreed, two cool ass dudes telling crazy stories
I used Photoshop files for my taxes. My tax guy wasn't amused by month statements in different layers
I enjoyed this series, I like Dave. He's a silly little goose egg
Dave is unmistakably the goat
Dave just casually making femboy noises
49:30 this sanity not included throwback was meant for me and my middles school best friend
Hitting the 1 million gamerscore milestone is one of my most embarrassing achievements
The scanning parts in this game kind of reminds me of illbleed for the dreamcast
Yeah, but after scanning, they don't sashe their hips out and say "cyool!"
@@skinnysnorlax1876 that would make this game 10x better
@@Dekkard5 *all games 10x better
You made a spelling mistake bro
kewl
Oh boy, time to listen to the Mcnuggets story again
You always make my day. So funny 😂 keep it up :)
I had to pause the video because i saw a suggested short about a cat with the longest meow ever
1:18:54 This episode foreshadowed them modding RE1 this year.
Didnt expect the Conan OBrien cameo
14:44-15:55
Dave & Lyle being gay for 5 or more minutes.
Dave: *asks a question about Hideo Kojima*
Lyle, cutely: 14:57 ( 14:56 )
21:11 ( 21:10) - 21:13
*insert pig noises*
21:09
Btw: *Dildo Identified*
26:51 - 27:21
More of Dave and Lyle being gay, this makes Chris silent.
1:29:22 - 1:29:29
True broship
i find zach and chris to be the cutest people. professing my love for them, and they don't even know i exist >
Sanity not included was my childhood, life always brings you back to lyle
2:11:29 Dave reacting to the enemy mid sentence. Made me lol.
I think Adam, Chris, and Lyyyyle are a great trio. We need more vids with these three together.
You mean Dave?
@@Dontasticats what's the difference
@@blakechildress944 literally everything, Adam is the one from the frogger playthrough that can't read
1:11:10 Chris's opinion on Last of us is the same as mine 🤣
the bit around 1:50:00 with the 401k talk gave me pain.
59:38 I was literally playing factorio while watching this part
Tom flip creator of GroundNew?!
I think there's an interview where one of the actors said they were told to run and flail around however they wanted, and then they added all the CG bugs afterwards. I can't seem to find it, but I remember it be something like that.
Man I'm torn on Dave's thoughts on Jessica. Like if she was a real person, she probably would be all Kardashian, but she's a video game character and her hilariously silly outfits are pretty hot. Maybe Dave is just jealous he doesn't get to wear all that makeup like her and Chris do.
So sad the rest of the series was on the other boat
Holy shit 38:32 legitimately jump scared the shit outta me! Hahahah
My guy here activated the Code Veronika Sims 2 ending
2:14:49 "oh It's her , Her tittes are out " I damn near choked on my tea XD
This is such a great series it’s so so good
2:30:59 The Duality of Man
The only game(s) I ever liked scanning in was the Metroid Prime series because it was mostly not mandatory, and it added risk/you had shit to do like dodge projectiles if you were scanning enemies.
They really did a "My name is Rachel, I live in the city" bit.
44:08 "You and me Boat, Sister"
Play army of two or bullet storm , your group would love it!
1:27:50
Lyle.. you ever have too much nugget in your damn throat??
1:06:13 Dave steals a york peppermint patty from his coworkers locker.
I cant believe Matts mom found Lightning's getup from FF13 inappropiate. She is one of the more properly clad female video game characters ever.
"im going to have to go chris mode". ive been saying this too much lately" 2:37:45
2:03:00 "are you crazy?"
55:30
They really should have finished this game.
This video made me realize Lyle is a lot more naughty than I thought.
I’m here for it babe.
They’re not gonna finish this game? They’re so close to the end! ):
3:30:00 Halo has so many good storiesm so much lore already written to explore in beloved books... and they never reference them. About 'should have stopped after 3." Don't forget we got Halo 3 ODST which s underrated and exactly what was needed. You get on outside look, patrol the streets at night to soothing jazz music for clues, each clue causing a flashback to the battles the little guys fought while Chief was a one man army.And people were critical of Reach at the time... "its not Halo 3.." It is now a beloved prequel..
Halo 4 is divisive game, Many of my "hardcore halo fan" friends quit mi campaign. I don’t think it was perfect but it had a lot to offer and the story that progressed made for an eye watering moving end, I loved that game.
Problem with 5 was the re-writes and False fucking advertisements...Buck should have been the leader of the team but instead we got a mysterious black guy to make the rogue master chief pay. (What did Chief end up doing that was so bad? Hw went Awol. So kinda serious but only to try and save Cortana which is basically the only person he has so he can’t be blamed,
Halo Infinite was pretty fucking excellent, I must say. Gotta be real picky to thing it wasn’t up to par. And the 2nd trilogy ends. The 3rd trilogy likely will come and hopefully it will make us all do the same. I have faith. Just a couple of head honchos nee to be fired... there are brilliant people at work on the series.
1:15:40 Wow, you guys discovered friction, geniuses
Yeah, "friction" and totally not the fact that pistachios are of the fire element and you can activate their powers with quick motion. Keep swallowing the lies of big friction.
dave loves madden and 2k basketball more than last of us
Really disappointed that none of of them noticed that O'Brian looks like columbo.
Hey chris do you remember brownos from Sleepycast? I know it's officially "brown-noses" for legal reasons but I have to say, as a brown man listening through Sleepycast for the first time, I found it both hilarious and harmless, I actually love the way it sounds with an aussie lilt, can just picture a Big Lez character shouting "Ya fuckn brownos", it fits so well.
Yea...Jersy shore was certainly a guilty pleasure of mine when it was new