Little 10 year old me sat with my jaw dropped after hearing Shadow say "Damn, not here..." when you die in the game. This is the game that turned me into the violent criminal I am today.
Now we’re part of what is known as the ‘Shadow the Hedgehog generation’ where we say Damn and Hell as much as we want and Mom can’t do NOTHING to stop me. Not even giving me my favourite candy bar, not even taking me to the zoo can stop me from saying hell and damn and playing with my cool toy guns.
Only Top Shelf meth, and children seeking bullets for me What "child seeking bullets" means in this context is up to you, the sexy reader of this comment.
I love how Oney starts the crow story in a way where you'd think he was a kid because he wanted to befriend the crows and then he starts talking about his car
@@antpaste he never said he didn't drive after playing BeamNG, he said he didn't have a driver's license as of the BeamNG playthrough and talked about how paranoid he was of crashing cars while watching himself crash shit in the game as he was going to try getting a license some time after the recording.
Not even lying one time I was playing this really cool online game and I was talking to this guy who was bragging about his gaming achievements and he said something super super similar to what you just said he beat Mario and like secret devil mode or something, he even had a big family that all went along with his stories and he showed me his seggs doll in the game that he pretended was his wife
"Cory, you're a German boy in 1880s Germany, lost in the woods, and three witches approach you... How do you respond?" Cory: I'M TRYING TO PLAY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!
I've got 2 fun facts about this game! 1: The demonic starfish guy was voiced by Sean Schemmel, the English voice of Goku 2: The pre-rendered cutscenes were made by Blur Studio, the studio who did the intro movie for Dark Souls 2 as well as contributed CG for the Sonic movies
“Where’s the nearest school.” Is so perfectly timed with the gun cocking. It’s one of the few jokes to seemingly genuinely take Zach off guard to the point that he was speechless for a second.
Which is so silly because hitting “New Game” after completing a route doesn’t override any saved data. It just starts a new path for you to go through. So they just ended the series due to them not understanding how the game works
I want to believe that they did complete the game, and have all the footage ready to post, but decided not to because of all the losers complaining about Cory
@@m00teronyoutube I read that in a Cory voice in my head. He's taking over my mind. The fiend must be stopped before we all succumb to his girthy opinions and become one with his horny brain juice
@@m00teronyoutube "Did Zach and Chris really just screech over Cory for 40 minutes and reenact ISIS videos using Sonic characters, causing Cory to have to replay that stage nine times? No I'm not cutting that out, we're done here!"
Shadow has money. He can afford guns, ammo and roller blades. However, he made it his principle, to NEVER wear pants in public. It is a way to express his REBELLION against SOCIETY.
@@lowhp_comicProbably because those cutscenes were made by Blur who cost a fortune just to get a few minutes of animation out of because the quality of their work is so consistently phenomenal. I imagine for later games and stuff it probably just wasn’t in the budget to hire Blur some more.
I love that people not believing stories and events cory tells is always a thing, not like Zach for gaslighting but because everything he experiences is legitimately unbelievable
Shadow the Hedgehog, to this day, is still my favorite "bad" video game of all-time. I fully acknowledge this game is super flawed and that its story is such a mess, but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a lot of aspects about it. It's one of those games I'll just pop in and play a route sometimes. I one day wanna finish the Last Story just to say I did though lol That said, though there are sections of this game I do unironically love, I also love seeing it get torn into lmao
This game is such a staple of my childhood, I remember it inspired me to skin my cat alive one night. My parents never looked at me the same way again 😅
Ok so in regards to the story at the 2:00 mark where Lyle says how he got the game got me tbh. This crazy control freak mother is not going to have her precious baby see a gun but it's fine if it's a strange kid that isn't hers to take it for free. What a loon.
I will never understabd how Cory could stomach playing as Team Rose and playing levels multiples times in Sonic Heros but couldnt even do a second run of different levels in Shadow..........well it IS Cory so...
To anyone who needs a bit of guidance based on Corey’s friend’s wife’s story: they say that unless you have chest pains or breathing troubles, going to urgent care is your best bet to get seen fast.
21:14 I love how Chris just goes along with Zach's "Planes Trains & Automobiles" story, follows it up with "yeah and then he said 'I Like Me'..." as if he was actually there with him 😂 and then proceeds to dive into Cheaper By The Dozen AND Little Shop Of Horrors! All while Cory either doesn't know those films exist or just doesn't give a shit! LMAO 😂
45:32 I love how all three of them heard the keyword "Witches" and IMMEDIATELY knew the assignment to instantly become cackling disgusting insecure stew-obsessed perverts.....which is a glow up for most of them, despite Cory still finding them all ugly! 😂😂😂😂
I love how fucking crazy Corey is I wanna see the version of the Paul fiege video where he gets stepped on by the entire cast and director of ghostbusters
I feel like it's important to say again, I'm pretty sure Corey didn't fuck the save with the "New Game" thing, cause there was no option to continue so he did what the game allowed.
At the start of the first generations vid they mentioned they had just abandoned Shadow because Cory was too pissed (It was the same recording session)
As someone who has never been a fan of Sonic in my entire life, i have never been more utterly confused than when i actually look at the screen while listening to your guys' sonic videos. The games look so bad and confusing no matter what era they were made in.
1:23 "He's powered up, Cory!" I love when they say things that are targeted towards someone like that because it always sounds like a person being indulgent of something normally looked down upon lmfao, akin to, like, a camp counselor or something.
11:14 I don't love when one of the guys gets the conversation changed on them when they're talking about something I'm interested in lol I wanted to hear Chris talk about Apocalypse Now!
I lived in such a remote area, that the mall area had like 20 shop and nobody was in them. Most were closed but you can see thru the glass. The big grocery store, like Albertsons was hour and a half drive around mountain with windy roads. I was 12 when I moved to the city. I miss that small town. Cities suck they're full of noise and homeless people
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Little 10 year old me sat with my jaw dropped after hearing Shadow say "Damn, not here..." when you die in the game. This is the game that turned me into the violent criminal I am today.
Now we’re part of what is known as the ‘Shadow the Hedgehog generation’ where we say Damn and Hell as much as we want and Mom can’t do NOTHING to stop me. Not even giving me my favourite candy bar, not even taking me to the zoo can stop me from saying hell and damn and playing with my cool toy guns.
Would you like to compare leather jackets and trenchcoats? I have *quite* the collection
@@1headphoneguy hmph, I’d preferably show off KNIVES myself, guess I’m just cut from a different cloth…
Ralatable
Only Top Shelf meth, and children seeking bullets for me
What "child seeking bullets" means in this context is up to you, the sexy reader of this comment.
I love how Oney starts the crow story in a way where you'd think he was a kid because he wanted to befriend the crows and then he starts talking about his car
Never too old to love animals
Okay but who doesn't want to befriend crows? I've wanted to do that for a while tbh
You can take the man out of Ireland but, you can't take the Irish story telling out of the man.
I thought Oney couldn't drive after watching the Beam ng series. I think it might be a bullshit story.
@@antpaste he never said he didn't drive after playing BeamNG, he said he didn't have a driver's license as of the BeamNG playthrough and talked about how paranoid he was of crashing cars while watching himself crash shit in the game as he was going to try getting a license some time after the recording.
I love that Shadow only ever did that “ha” like once, but these guys turned it into his catch phrase 😂
Where does the “HA” even come from??
@@euclideankennedy probably the edging scene
@Euclidean Kennedy The faker scene
@@euclideankennedy "you're comparing yourself to me?! _HA!_ You're not even good enough to be my fake!"
@@lowhp_comic "You're edging yourself to me?! _HA!"_
Can't believe they didn't get far enough to unlock the secret difficulty known as "kiss your ass goodbye mode" smh
G. Valentine, the legend
Not even lying one time I was playing this really cool online game and I was talking to this guy who was bragging about his gaming achievements and he said something super super similar to what you just said he beat Mario and like secret devil mode or something, he even had a big family that all went along with his stories and he showed me his seggs doll in the game that he pretended was his wife
@@roachdogg-exI saw that as I was stalking you virtually, thought it was strange
@@The_real_Gorgo sit down lil bro
@@roachdogg-exhey please stop saying "seggs", it's fucking cringe, just say "sex" holy shit what are you 10?
42:50 Chris' insane babbling followed by Zach's very aggressive "what the fuck are you talking about?" absolutely slaughtered me.
Disney 911 711 er disney world at 2am
I fucking love anything with vector
“everyone lets watch, disney uh, de- 9 ele- uh 7 Eleven ner disney world” “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” *chris laughter* “ht 2 am!!”
Chris:"Cory this level sucks"
Cory:" *E* "
Perfect ending to this playthrough
Like poetry
it rhymes
"Cory, you're a German boy in 1880s Germany, lost in the woods, and three witches approach you... How do you respond?"
Cory: I'M TRYING TO PLAY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!
I'd like to say Cory has lost the plot but he never had it in the first place.
I appreciate Zach’s “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” reference that was brushed over
Timestamp?
@@jaythehuman2552 21:13
That’s called gaslighting
Chris goes along with it and makes two other Steve Martin movie references.
I've got 2 fun facts about this game!
1: The demonic starfish guy was voiced by Sean Schemmel, the English voice of Goku
2: The pre-rendered cutscenes were made by Blur Studio, the studio who did the intro movie for Dark Souls 2 as well as contributed CG for the Sonic movies
They also did the Halo 2 Anniversary cutscenes if I recall correctly
They did @@SkellyMan42069
“Where’s the nearest school.” Is so perfectly timed with the gun cocking. It’s one of the few jokes to seemingly genuinely take Zach off guard to the point that he was speechless for a second.
Funny how that kids parent at the GameStop didn’t want her child to have it so she gave it to another child
Lyle was 26 when that happened
@@BigMeat12321so like i said then
It’s so infuriating that in the first 10 seconds shadow pumps a non existence pump on a sub machine gun
HAH, I never caught that
Well now there is Pump Sub Machine guns, apparently Shadow predicted that.
HA right?!
The first time I saw that I knew there was something wrong, sucks that's what dictated the quality of the rest of the game.
God it must be weird knowing that exists now
I can't believe Cory ended this series because he absent-mindedly pressed "New Game"
This isn’t the first time - I remember the funniest one was when they overwrote the save for Wild Woody.
Which is so silly because hitting “New Game” after completing a route doesn’t override any saved data. It just starts a new path for you to go through. So they just ended the series due to them not understanding how the game works
@@voids4818that’s how they are
@Namiser ding dong revealed that that was a bit and their save data got corrupted
@@TheMightyPikachuFUCK “sources: the voices told me so”
24:44
Zach: "People would hate you, dude"
Cory: "What's the downside?"
The response of a true hero
I wish Cory forgetting what an airport is called and calling it a "flight place" surprised me.
Karl pilkingyon of oney plays
@@pravkdeya much much much much angrier karl
I will never get over how Sonic pumps the MP5 like a shotgun
That's Shadow. You _are_ the general populous from Sonic Adventure 2
@@tahutoa Sonic the Shadowhog
@@tahutoa no, no. You’re clearly incorrect, it’s sonic the edgehog.
@@oblivionfan345Tony hey sonic, sonic here
I remember reading somewhere that there is a real auto rifle thats pump action
Shame that the 3 witches took Cory away and now he’ll never beat this game.
Not enough people are talking about this.
Vice article: we need to talk about the three witches bit in the oneyplays' shadow the headghog gameplay and why it is problematic
i want to believe this was cory's choice, he finished one route then said "no we're not playing the rest" what a coward
I want to believe that they did complete the game, and have all the footage ready to post, but decided not to because of all the losers complaining about Cory
"hmm they disagree with my french dip argument? delete the footage"
@@m00teronyoutube I read that in a Cory voice in my head. He's taking over my mind. The fiend must be stopped before we all succumb to his girthy opinions and become one with his horny brain juice
@@lutzilla3708I may be a loser but he was still playing like shit.
@@m00teronyoutube "Did Zach and Chris really just screech over Cory for 40 minutes and reenact ISIS videos using Sonic characters, causing Cory to have to replay that stage nine times? No I'm not cutting that out, we're done here!"
45:31
I need to see this 3 witches bit animated, haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Sam on Sam off
Okay ;)
46:53 man this might be one of the best bits
Top 3 bits
Still can’t believe Genesis beat this on “Kiss Your Ass Goodbye” mode. Freaking epic cool guy
WITH OUT TAKING DAMAGE
I knew right away after Zach said “thanksgiving” and “airport” that zach was talking about planes trains and automobiles
Shadow has money. He can afford guns, ammo and roller blades. However, he made it his principle, to NEVER wear pants in public. It is a way to express his REBELLION against SOCIETY.
when corey yells it feels like I'm yelling, it's a good stress reliever
42:28 Chris’ impersonation of Vector cracks me up every time
That opening cutscene feels like a fever dream every time I see it.
It’s actually the best part of the game
@@mcfearsun I kinda miss those CGI cutscenes, sonic looks REALLY good in that style, then they dropped it after Unleashed fsr
@@lowhp_comic True but let's be glad Sonic Prime retains quality
@@lowhp_comicProbably because those cutscenes were made by Blur who cost a fortune just to get a few minutes of animation out of because the quality of their work is so consistently phenomenal. I imagine for later games and stuff it probably just wasn’t in the budget to hire Blur some more.
goes so hard
1:04:20 : The Chaz Garden is an incredible concept.
Hi
The chazimgton garden
"200 dollars thats less than a hundred million dollars" - Cory Delaminguez
Just in case anyone didn't know, Corey's band is called 'Corey-chan and the twinks'. They only do Sonic music.
Skipping to the end to confirm I hadn’t missed an episode. Fish sandwich really was the end. Damn.
It was piping warm
huh, i guess a new episode was too much to expect, huh...damn.
…not here…
@@mauri1282 you beat me to it
@@pixxieniickyDamn
@@mauri1282 not like this...
@@mauri1282 damn
I love that people not believing stories and events cory tells is always a thing, not like Zach for gaslighting but because everything he experiences is legitimately unbelievable
Love how not even Cory could get through this one LMAO
LOL!
ROFL!
LMFAO!
XD!
:P!
The three witches bit is so fucking hilarious, I love how Chris, Lyle, and Zach all synchronize to torment Corey and turn his fingers into rats
31:13 "How can EYE help you?" kills me every time
Where’s that DAMN next episode of Shadow the Hedgehog?
once they put up the complete series no more episodes after that. and yes i get i get the reference
@@SD-zb3so damn,… not like this….
59:47 I love when they’re doing bits and Cory is too focused on something or straight up ignoring them unamused.
Oh joy another Cory n pals complete series!
The eye doctor jokes get me so bad😂 and they just pass over them
"How can EYE help you?"
"Meet my PUPIL"
God they made me grin like an idiot
45:45 easily one of their best bits.
Zach, Chris, and Lyle all share a brain sometimes, I feel.
"OHWELLIFITSFUCKINMADEUP, THENWHYDOESLYLESAYTHAT-"
"I DON'T KNOOOOOW!"
Two of the best screaming voices clashing out of nowhere.
CAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS FUCKIN MADE UP THING CORAY
I scrolled down to your comment at that exact moment
Shadow the Hedgehog, to this day, is still my favorite "bad" video game of all-time. I fully acknowledge this game is super flawed and that its story is such a mess, but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy a lot of aspects about it. It's one of those games I'll just pop in and play a route sometimes. I one day wanna finish the Last Story just to say I did though lol
That said, though there are sections of this game I do unironically love, I also love seeing it get torn into lmao
This game is such a staple of my childhood, I remember it inspired me to skin my cat alive one night. My parents never looked at me the same way again 😅
Of course they didnt look at you the same. You switched their eyeballs.
I want a Best of Chris being Irish LMAO
44:29 i scrolled to this exact point on accident and was absolutely terrified
Zach being fussy about missing his testosterone test is actually funny on many levels @32:00
He was growing long pink nails in the waiting room, dammit!
Ok so in regards to the story at the 2:00 mark where Lyle says how he got the game got me tbh. This crazy control freak mother is not going to have her precious baby see a gun but it's fine if it's a strange kid that isn't hers to take it for free. What a loon.
He was older
I will never understabd how Cory could stomach playing as Team Rose and playing levels multiples times in Sonic Heros but couldnt even do a second run of different levels in Shadow..........well it IS Cory so...
It's funny how he complains about the speed and control of Shadow when it's 2X better than Heroes controls and faster to kill enemies too
@@lowhp_comic maybe he was grumpy they wouldnt let him tell his long winded airport story too.
It's simple, pick up a Gamecube controller and try it yourself
@@lowhp_comic Good thing it only takes 11x longer to beat
Chris finally updated his end music for full series for the people that use his videos as white noise!!
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at a bit in a while but that Corey In The Woods story bit actually got me pretty good
That eye doctor joke is genuinely the funniest fucking thing Zack ever said
Bruhhhh at the very least put a part 1 on this, this was too promising a series to drop it after just 4 episodes
To anyone who needs a bit of guidance based on Corey’s friend’s wife’s story: they say that unless you have chest pains or breathing troubles, going to urgent care is your best bet to get seen fast.
The “Cory you’re stretching me” at 7:10 made me cry laughing. I almost crashed my car
Love the change in outro song. May all complete series' end with a melodic chime.
21:14 I love how Chris just goes along with Zach's "Planes Trains & Automobiles" story, follows it up with "yeah and then he said 'I Like Me'..." as if he was actually there with him 😂 and then proceeds to dive into Cheaper By The Dozen AND Little Shop Of Horrors! All while Cory either doesn't know those films exist or just doesn't give a shit! LMAO 😂
45:32
I keep imagining the witches as jittering every time they scream
22:58 I love how Cory is dumbfounded
58:21 Cory's conscience is a beloved person we all love and talk about around the fire place during the holidays.
How did u find that time stamp 50 mins in when this was just uploaded
@@galeforce69420 they have a cory-level photography memory
@@galeforce69420 Was just about to ask the same.
@@galeforce69420 I skipped halfway through because I've never played Shadow and I wanted to see where it goes.
@@CaptLuser I prefer this answer actually I change my mediocre answer to this one.
Lyle is so quiet that I frequently forget he's in this series 😂
he never even laughs or says anything for like 90% of the playthrough, you can really feel the tension between the boys…..
@@aeiou901well ever since cory stomped his pet iguana to death in a fit of rage lyle has always been kind of quiet and skittish around cory
Cory doesn't know it yet, but he made a mortal enemy out of that 10 year old boy that day.
Time to watch this again in preparation for Sonic Movie 3.
I loved this game as a tiny infant child.
44:08 Cory making the perfect snare sound
45:32 I love how all three of them heard the keyword "Witches" and IMMEDIATELY knew the assignment to instantly become cackling disgusting insecure stew-obsessed perverts.....which is a glow up for most of them, despite Cory still finding them all ugly! 😂😂😂😂
Why are you writing this like its your fucking blog
@@BLUEBOYISLEDGEto hurt you
I love when Chris was talking about the spider, meanwhile they're fighting a giant Eggman boss that kinda looks like a spider
*obligatory "more like incomplete series" joke*
Cory didn’t fuck the save. The path they did was saved and pressing new starts the next path. You can go to “library” to see which path you take.
59:22 this whole sequence is so fucking golden
I love how fucking crazy Corey is I wanna see the version of the Paul fiege video where he gets stepped on by the entire cast and director of ghostbusters
it sounds like a genuine chore being cory's friend
A labor of love they say
I feel like it's important to say again, I'm pretty sure Corey didn't fuck the save with the "New Game" thing, cause there was no option to continue so he did what the game allowed.
Going back and rewatching with the context that everyone got sick with covid from Cory after this, every cough I hear now makes me snicker.
Really? I don’t remember what came after this what was it lol
1:43 The sound Chris makes mixed with shadows face kills me EVERY time.
I could've sworn they talked about completing this in one of the Generations videos
At the start of the first generations vid they mentioned they had just abandoned Shadow because Cory was too pissed (It was the same recording session)
@@spacemanspud7073 Guess I got mixed up
would be cool to at least cut to cory getting pissed off at the game in the last episode. huge blue balls
The three witches bbit is the hardest I laughed in a long time.
23:21 this is now officially on googles autofill
This game is why I am a fr*cken cycle path today.
"Cory you are streching me!"
Guys don't worry about them not reaching the ending. I did so myself, its pretty bad
46:13 that is the most genuinely flabbergasted way I’ve ever heard Cory sound
It speaks volumes about this game that corey can barely tolerate a couple levels
The game have the same physics as in sonic heroes, yeah the game is bad but Cory cared very little about the game too
Didn't even hit us with the "finale", they just straight up just stopped playing.
They got COVID during this
WHAT WHY WE NEED MORE OF THIS SERIES FUUUUUUUCK
I think Cory left California
Cory has entered unknown space & we don't know where he's going🤮 *pukes in sadness*
cool they finally updated the outro music to something quieter
I'm hyped about that
As someone who has never been a fan of Sonic in my entire life, i have never been more utterly confused than when i actually look at the screen while listening to your guys' sonic videos. The games look so bad and confusing no matter what era they were made in.
1:23 "He's powered up, Cory!"
I love when they say things that are targeted towards someone like that because it always sounds like a person being indulgent of something normally looked down upon lmfao, akin to, like, a camp counselor or something.
45:32 is the greatest setup for an animation. Holy shit I watch this play through now and then mainly for this story Zach makes up.
6:00 wine
7:26 shadow sitting
16:38 that image
19:37 doctors
21:04 chili dogs
24:00 City Escape
26:53 belly chuckle
32:23 NOTHING FUNNY
12-1AM?
Jan 24 24 Wednesday
"You son of a bitches!" -Cory
Wait a minute... Is Lyle's "tribal tattoo" a reference to the Shadow the hedgehog logo from the opening?
I see leftovers I’ve gotta watch it 😂 love from the UK keep up the great work bro
I love this game ironically and unironically
i love the peaceful music at the end
11:14 I don't love when one of the guys gets the conversation changed on them when they're talking about something I'm interested in lol I wanted to hear Chris talk about Apocalypse Now!
One minute in and I already pee and pooked myself :./
Corey, never change.
I lived in such a remote area, that the mall area had like 20 shop and nobody was in them. Most were closed but you can see thru the glass. The big grocery store, like Albertsons was hour and a half drive around mountain with windy roads. I was 12 when I moved to the city. I miss that small town. Cities suck they're full of noise and homeless people
Have fun breaking your ankle on a mountain and getting whisked away by coyotes while waiting 5 hours for an EMT
Stop looking at me Binladen! Stop terrorizing me swan!
Fun fact - the voice for the main villain Black Doom is voiced by Sean Schemmel, the voice actor for Goku in the Dragon Ball Z english dub
Fun fact: Black Doom's voice actor is Goku's Funimation dub VA, Sean Schemmel
Correct!