xX_Blueberry256_Xx “Where’s your homework?” “I ate it, Miss.” “What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?” “In my defence, I hadn’t eaten for 4.5 years.”
Aidan sherry, 4.5 years? More like 84 years! 10 year olds can do it! A 10 year old begins baking the cake. Creates an account on WIKIPEDIA. 11 years old, becomes rollbacker. 12 years old, becomes patroller. 13 years old, becomes administrator. 14 years old, become bureaucrat. 6 months later... 14 year old: "Finally time to press A again!" *presses A* "WHAT, THE CAKE IS DELICIOUS?!"
@@themilkiestway i dont get your joke, ple explain my joke was about how global warming is literally happening rn (multiple massive forest fires) and we probably can't stop it now
I'd just like to share that as of today it is approximately this video's 4.5 year anniversary. This means that this is the earliest point that someone who after seeing this video actually attempted to bake a cake for 4.5 years in real time would reach the point of completion.
Having a friendly conversation crashes paper mario Falling in love crashes paper mario Watching a cutscene crashes paper mario Baking a cake for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable
Imagine taking the cake out after the integer overflow, but before hitting the next 23-36 second range. Gourmet guy: THIS CAKE IS UNDERCOOKED! Peach: But it's been in the oven for-- Gourmet guy: COOK IT LONGER!
Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
*watches video* *boots up paper mario, leaves it on* *goes to live life* *gets a job* *meets a beautiful girl* *dates the girl* *gets a promotion in job* *marries the girl* *buys own place* *wife becomes pregnant* *finally 4.5 years have passed* *checks on paper mario* Me: "Hey babe" Wife: "What?" Me: "Watch this" *Serves the cake, watches gourmet guy accept it* Me: "Hehe, the cake was overcooked." Wife: "Hehe" Me: "hehe."
*Puts cake in oven* *Leaves computer running* *Go on to live the rest of my life* *On deathbed, tell child about the game, and the cake* *They keep it running* *Countless generations go by* *Humanity collapses and rebuilds countless times* *Empires are born and die, cultures and nations flourish and fade away* *Entire religions form and evolve around keeping the game running* *190,852 years in the future, January 18, ****6:00**** AM.* *Thousandth Pope of the Church of the Ancient Cake enters the cathedral built around the computer* *Removes computer from lovingly-preserved oak box* *Grabs ancient computer mouse* *Takes the cake out, bringing about an era of elightenment* Ghost me: Hehe
You gonna' stream that next to your "paint drying" video and see which gets more views? ;^) The sad part is _both of those_ would actually get some hits out of curiosity, not to mention comments along the lines of, "lol why am I watching this? XD"
Gourmet guy: I've been waiting at this table for 4.5 years straight, and I still haven gotten my ca- (Peach brings a supposedly un-burnt cake that has been sitting in an oven for over 4 years out) ( *Gourmet Guy eats the 4.5 year old burnt cake* ) Gourmet Guy: This is unfathomably incredible!! Peach: .. *Shrug* Suit yourself. (Peach leaves the burnt down kitchen)
Tell you one thing, there's one in an old SNES game called Lufia II that's really easy to trip. There's an optional boss you can fight in the game by the name of the Egg Dragon. Collect the 8 Dragon Eggs, and (s)he will give you a special prize that you can select from 4 prizes. (S)he'll then disperse the eggs once more, allowing you to recollect the eggs and earn another prize. Do this and get all 4 prizes, and the dragon will have nothing else left to offer, except for a battle with him. This is probably the hardest boss in the entire game...but also the easiest. You see, the Egg Dragon has 65,535 HP. Healing the dragon will cause an overflow, allowing you to kill it in a single blow. Which is fortunate, because his/her attacks can deal massive damage to your entire party. That being said, beating the dragon rewards you with tons of gold, exp, and on the first killing, an Egg Ring, which increases the stats of whoever wears it to 999...EACH. (P.S., give the Egg Ring to Artea, the Elf. He can use bows that hit all enemies, so you're maximizing everything.)
Father: "Son... It has been 4.5 years... but it is time..." Son: "Time for what, dad?" Father: "Time for you to continue the legacy." Son: "The legacy of what, dad?" Father: "The legacy of the Cake." And as the Father and Son talked about the timer, Father grew anxious. "It is time..." said Father. "For you... to press the A button. Son was about to press it. He kept hesitating. He eventually pressed it... A frame too late. Father: "What have you done, son?! I have been waiting 4.5 years for this moment... and you have ruined it..." Son could not believe what just happened. He had failed the Integer Overflow Glitch. Filled with sadness, Son disappeared. Forever.
Azu Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
Integer overflow is amusing and can cause some hilarious glitches. In the first Civ game, Ghandi had the lowest aggression rating possible. A Zero. Researching democracy would lower your aggression by two points. Due to computer math, after researching Democracy, Ghandi was two hundred and fifty five points of pure nuclear rage on a scale of one to ten
Now I'm wondering if that oven runs on gas or electric, and just how much of that is apparently stored somewhere in the castle... it's clearly not hooked up to any utilities.
Someone remind me December next year to take my cake out of the oven, I've already waited 3 years. Edit 1: Oh boy time to enjoy this nice tasty cake, thank you all, it's been an amazing journey, I'll see you all in four and a half more years
*Day 725, Year 3* The Cakes have finally accepted me as their deity. Every day they praise me as coming farther than any cake ever known. Soon I will become their ruler.
Right before Princess Peach puts the cake in the oven: Koopa - Hey, I'm hungry. Goomba - Yeah, I'm hungry. Let's go to the kitchen. (The two begin to walk to the kitchen and open the door slightly) Koopa - Wait Goomba, I think I see Princess Peach, she's baking something. Looks like a cake. Goomba - Oh man, how about we ambush her after she makes the cake. Koopa - Bright idea buddy, let's just wait and WHAM enjoy that cake she made!
4.5 years later... Princess Peach - Where does the goomba and the koopa come from... and why are they laying on the ground without moving...? Well, better go to Gourmet Guy now!
Fixed version: Microsecond Millisecond Second Minute Hour Universe-Hopping Mario Day Week Month Year Cake Decade Century Block Millennium Eon Great deku tree's lifetime kirby's favorite number of eons -INSERT ANOTHER JOKE HERE-
MIND FREAK EVERYTIME PEACH SAYS "I've baked a delicious cake for you" SHE MEANS SHE STARTED TO BAKE IT 4.5 YEARS AGO, THEREFORE SHE KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET KIDNAPPED MIND FREAK
You don't know that. All you know is that *it takes kω+b seconds to bake a cake*, where *b* is about 23 seconds, *ω* is about 4.5 years (the time necessary to overflow the value), and *k* is the number of times Peach has chosen to overflow the counter. k needs to be a non-negative number, but mind that it absolutely can be a zero. There is an infinite (but countable) number of possible wait times till the time window to take the cake out. Note: the formula gives you the earliest point you can take the cake out, from which to have about 13 seconds to react.
This works because Gourmet Guy has been waiting so long that he forgot how Cakes are supposed taste like so it just tastes magical when he finally eats it. XD
Some were, some one accidentally left their cake in the oven in this game.. and their devise was on the charger after he moved away... and it’s been years..
"There's a little segment where we play as Princess Peach, which requires us to bake a delicious cake Gourmet Guy. It's not challenging by any means-" I don't know if you got really good at this playing Paper Mario a lot or something, but I remember the baking time for the cake being very, very, VERY precise to the point where if you were a millisecond off of 30 seconds, Gourmet Guy will label it as too overcooked or too undercooked. It was a nightmare for me to get past when I was a kid. Or you know, I didn't know how to count the proper speed as a kid.
So this is how Peach made a Cake for Mario in SM64? Putting cake into an oven for a Trillion years? Glad they never got that old to eat sugary junkies.
He did not bake a cake for 4.5 years he would be dead
Austin Sansig you're right, stryder is such a fr*icking lier!
Yoo my man here getting pinned three years after the video releasing
Austin Sansig IM NOT IMMORTAL!!!
Austin Sansig damn bro, you just opened my third eye
my brain, it hurts
Well after 4.5 years you would eat literally whatever someone puts in front of you.
Especially ass.
James Toomer
I'd eat my homework if I didn't eat for 4.5 years.
xX_Blueberry256_Xx “Where’s your homework?”
“I ate it, Miss.”
“What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?”
“In my defence, I hadn’t eaten for 4.5 years.”
Rosie Low
“Do I need to call a doctor?”
Rosie Low
Accurate representation of the response from a possible teacher I may have XD
No wonder Mario never got his cake in Mario 64...it's still in the oven
Yes
Gud
Mudkip971 He did beat the game
he probably did off camera
lol
Man waits 50,000 years for his cake
"It's raw"
Back to the drawing board.
IneptOrange WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!
You Fucking Donkey
XD perfect video game logic
*Raw raw raw raw raw!* *shit!*
you forgot to turn it on
You gotta do the cooking by the book
*4.5 years later*
COME ON NOW DONT BE LAZY!!!
@@kesuko352 xD
I sang this comment like how the song goes
And somehow it works.
@@kesuko352 oh wow a gd fan
TheNN YOU'LL HAVE A-
Well, time to test this on my console copy of Paper Mario. Hopefully there's no lightning storms for the next 4 years.
No break
on. paper Mario the thousand year door
Then you forget to get it out before you overcook it
And 5 months
6 months, 0.5 years is 6 months, not 5.
*bakes cake for 4.5 years*
Gordon Ramsay:
“It’s raw”
Ok cool
Megan Is cool don’t you mean raw?
@@mepnet its fucking raw
fok
ElectrikStatik 900 raw
Peach's gas bill is going to be fucking insane.
What bill? They live outside of Earth. XD
So are you implying that whatever planet they live on that they don't have to pay for gas? Sounds good to me.
+Furger Snerf Lmao they aren't on a planet tho
the castle was lifted from the ground into space in the first minutes of the game
Jokes on you, my oven is electric.
>not challenging by any means
Excuse you, 6 year old me had a super rough time with that oven timing.
cerellium
YA... wait I never played ._.
almost 1k likes
FabioGnecco yet only 2 replies
on sticker star i have been stuck on the big ink squid boss for two years
Jay Rock gamer here’s how to beat that boss the right way
When Gabe Newell bakes a cake:
"After nine years in development, hopefully, it will have been worth the wait."
Turns out the Team Fortress cake was good. Way too cooked, though.
That scout is a scout spy
They missed the timing on HL3 twice, so now we're gonna have to wait a few more years for another overflow and try again. Good job, valve.
And thats how TF2 materialised.
that's two whole integer overflows
Doctor: "You have 4.5 years to live"
Me:
noot noot
Aidan sherry, 4.5 years? More like 84 years!
10 year olds can do it!
A 10 year old begins baking the cake.
Creates an account on WIKIPEDIA.
11 years old, becomes rollbacker.
12 years old, becomes patroller.
13 years old, becomes administrator.
14 years old, become bureaucrat.
6 months later...
14 year old: "Finally time to press A again!" *presses A* "WHAT, THE CAKE IS DELICIOUS?!"
NOOT NOOT
Aidan sherry love it
Well let's make this cake before we die
The N64 would overheat after 4.5 years, so that cake won't be the only thing cooking
Same with the house
@@themilkiestway same with the earth
Same with the Milky Way
Same with the universe
@@themilkiestway i dont get your joke, ple explain
my joke was about how global warming is literally happening rn (multiple massive forest fires) and we probably can't stop it now
...Wait, you don't HAVE to cook it for 4.5 years?
SHIT! I've been playing Paper Mario wrong all my life!
Same
your profile pic matches your comment perfectly
yeah, considering he looks asphyxiated
Wait you can stop
Yay! now speedrunning this game doesn't take 4.50001 years anymore!
4 and a half years ago i was playing this game...
i baked the cake for 4 and a half years, never leaving my chair
*he spit it out*
WELP BACK TO SITTING FOR 4 AND A HALF YEARS AGAIN
Cya in 2022
ITS RAW!!!!!!
Weird
Well, because 4 and a half years is 4 years and 6 months and it’s supposed to be 4 years and 5 months
TRY IT AGAIN
It's not that your cake is good it's that he's just starving.
Mmmmmm Ashes
Theres no cake left tho
OlySamRock No food no capitalist pigs
The real strategy peach should have used
I'd just like to share that as of today it is approximately this video's 4.5 year anniversary. This means that this is the earliest point that someone who after seeing this video actually attempted to bake a cake for 4.5 years in real time would reach the point of completion.
Another year and a half and the second cake will be done 🎊
R u slow@@the_last_ballad
>Waits 4.5 years for cake to be done
>Accidentally misses 13 second time frame afterwards
>God dammit
>waits another 4.3 years
Try baking the cake for over 4.5 billion years. Good luck with that.
Already done it. What do you think the Earth is made of?
9nikolai
Hmm idk, maybe burnt cake ash, rocks, and life?
Dirt + stone = Chocolate dough
Grass + rocks + other stuff = Toppings
Life (mostly humans) = Consumers
Cook it long enough and you can undo the burning
BonBon can’t burn what’s already burned aMirite
There's 416 likes on this comment. I think we just crashed Paper Mario.
you'll just burn of the burnt cake
*cooks for 4.5 years and 20 seconds* Oh, no, it's undercooked!
ZenoDLC the matrix resets
*puts a wrong ingredient in* "THIS IS AWFUL!"
*bakes a cake for 4.5 years* "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"
this actually made me giggle 😄
Imagine actually baking a cake for 4.5 years then missing those extra seconds.
Having a friendly conversation crashes paper mario
Falling in love crashes paper mario
Watching a cutscene crashes paper mario
Baking a cake for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable
comment of the year (well technically it was posted barely last year but still)
:)
Cake is always the answer.
If you disagree, play Portal.
skyeyemx the cake is a lie
So it's some sorta bizzaro world.
Basically, if I had put a cake in back when the Harlem shake was still a thing, it should be just about done by now.
THAT'S WHY THE CAKE HAS BEEN THERE SOMEONE DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE FORGOT THE CAKE THAT THEY STARTED TO BAKE BY MISTAKE IN A HOUSE NEAR A LAKE
2:42
2:47
"... *do the Harlem Shake* "
2:53
Imagine taking the cake out after the integer overflow, but before hitting the next 23-36 second range.
Gourmet guy: THIS CAKE IS UNDERCOOKED!
Peach: But it's been in the oven for--
Gourmet guy: COOK IT LONGER!
lol
Then you cook it for 4 more years and its still undercooked
And then 4 more years after that and it ends up being overcooked instead
and 4 years later for the 4th time and it is regual cooked
and for 22 years and it's still undercooked.
"...If you use the incorrect ingredients..."
>proceeds to put soap in the cake
I know what you're referencing there Stryder.
that´s the soap cake
Just don't drop the soap!
It’s a cake pod.
Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
*watches video*
*boots up paper mario, leaves it on*
*goes to live life*
*gets a job*
*meets a beautiful girl*
*dates the girl*
*gets a promotion in job*
*marries the girl*
*buys own place*
*wife becomes pregnant*
*finally 4.5 years have passed*
*checks on paper mario*
Me: "Hey babe"
Wife: "What?"
Me: "Watch this"
*Serves the cake, watches gourmet guy accept it*
Me: "Hehe, the cake was overcooked."
Wife: "Hehe"
Me: "hehe."
This made me laugh so hard XD congrats 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I don't get it...
+Trackball RLLY? :D
Theeeeen you miss it by a few seconds, and have to wait 4.5 more years
Arne Hurnik that sounds nice
He's so hungry he would eat *anything* at that point.
True
No, if you go 1 frame earlier, he wouldnt accept it
he wasn't hungry enough then.
He better eat that gas bill
Even time?
Maybe the secret to cooking all along was that baking a cake for 4.5 years actually makes it taste delicious. Nobody ever tried it, so who would know?
I'm trying it right now. I'm currently on month 19.
Samuel Voltz Yeah cause Charcoal is good for you.
Nonomen really?
It's time. I will embark on this great quest for humanity. Don't forget about me, and summon me in 2023
I should try that.
*after nuclear apocalypse*
*Find an old TV with a solar generator and a long forgotten console attached to it*
*Press a on controller*
"DELICIOUS!"
Shy Guy: THIS RADIOACTIVE CAKE IS DELICIOUS!!!!!! (Starts glowing and dies off camera a year later)
*Puts cake in oven*
*Leaves computer running*
*Go on to live the rest of my life*
*On deathbed, tell child about the game, and the cake*
*They keep it running*
*Countless generations go by*
*Humanity collapses and rebuilds countless times*
*Empires are born and die, cultures and nations flourish and fade away*
*Entire religions form and evolve around keeping the game running*
*190,852 years in the future, January 18, ****6:00**** AM.*
*Thousandth Pope of the Church of the Ancient Cake enters the cathedral built around the computer*
*Removes computer from lovingly-preserved oak box*
*Grabs ancient computer mouse*
*Takes the cake out, bringing about an era of elightenment*
Ghost me: Hehe
This all happened in 4.5 years?
+Piecreeper12 No, it happens in 190,852 years.
Beautiful.
Best comment in existence.
Best comment ever
“Hey I need a cake”
“Okay sure when do you need it by?”
“4 years from now”
..........
Soviet Union simulator
4 years later:
"Hey I need that cake now"
"Ah sorry man, I still need 6 months"
“Hey, is the cake ready now?”
“I may have over baked it… It’ll need to bake another 4.5 years.
Your cake will be here by a year now.
i want to start a 4.5 year livestream of paper mario so everyone can watch the cake be baked
You gonna' stream that next to your "paint drying" video and see which gets more views? ;^) The sad part is _both of those_ would actually get some hits out of curiosity, not to mention comments along the lines of, "lol why am I watching this? XD"
Google: our servers are full, we don't know why
Stryder7x: hehe
Premieres in: 4.5 years
Please don't scatter your spores.
Have you do it?
This video being 4:45 long makes this even better.
Nentardes I think a minute should be 100 seconds
@@melodiclogic9904 hectosecond
@@melodiclogic9904 should an hour be 100 minutes also?
@@someobscuremusicchannel yes
@@melodiclogic9904 should a year be 100 days
I wonder if in reality, that Gourmet Guy starved to death and his soul would not rest until he ate the cake. Likewise, time froze for everyone else.
*bake the cake for ten years
*counter reset to 1 second
THE CAKE IS UNDERCOOKED!!
I baked the cake for 10 years.
So im guessing the kitchen was on fire?
Yea just leave for 30 seconds...
This is a lie. Gourmet Guy would have a heart attack by 4.5 years.
Remember this takes place in NINTENDO therefore nothing makes sense
+Minecraft/Mario Fan yeah like a 10 year old can fight animals to near death and its perfectly acceptable xd ( pokemon is awesome)
But the cake isn't the lie though, right?
If he had not moved he most likely would die not from a heart attack but from staving to death.
*****
Very good point :)
Description: "please, don't try this in real life"
Me: **4.5 years later**
Gourmet guy: I've been waiting at this table for 4.5 years straight, and I still haven gotten my ca-
(Peach brings a supposedly un-burnt cake that has been sitting in an oven for over 4 years out)
( *Gourmet Guy eats the 4.5 year old burnt cake* )
Gourmet Guy: This is unfathomably incredible!!
Peach: .. *Shrug* Suit yourself.
(Peach leaves the burnt down kitchen)
lmao
lmao
Bane_of_Zane lmao
Bane_of_Zane LMAO
lmao
How would you like your cake?
Well done
I'll prefer medium rare actually thanks
+Minecraft/Mario Fan
A medium rare cake? what?
THE CAKE IS FACKING RAW!
+Plague Doctor is it safe to eat raw cake?
CScottyW How the hell should I know, I'm not Gordon Ramsay.
How, how good is this for a speedrun?
Depends on if it's a speedrun or not.
It's better for a slowrun
how would a slowrun even work? play the game as slow as the engine allows you? im interested.
Famtomerc Hack the game so you die if you go faster then some arbitrary speed. Then try beating the game.
Solomon Mollet ohhhh like. making it so you cant go faster than walking for example?
In 9 years, a probe reached Pluto from Earth. In that same time, we perfected a cake, twice.
Three times, actually. Don't forget the first cycle.
Interger overflow is an amazing thing.
Agreed.
TruelyJohn64, I swear I know you from somewhere... NSMBHD?
Christos Karamanos I don't believe so.
Tell you one thing, there's one in an old SNES game called Lufia II that's really easy to trip. There's an optional boss you can fight in the game by the name of the Egg Dragon. Collect the 8 Dragon Eggs, and (s)he will give you a special prize that you can select from 4 prizes. (S)he'll then disperse the eggs once more, allowing you to recollect the eggs and earn another prize. Do this and get all 4 prizes, and the dragon will have nothing else left to offer, except for a battle with him.
This is probably the hardest boss in the entire game...but also the easiest.
You see, the Egg Dragon has 65,535 HP. Healing the dragon will cause an overflow, allowing you to kill it in a single blow. Which is fortunate, because his/her attacks can deal massive damage to your entire party.
That being said, beating the dragon rewards you with tons of gold, exp, and on the first killing, an Egg Ring, which increases the stats of whoever wears it to 999...EACH.
(P.S., give the Egg Ring to Artea, the Elf. He can use bows that hit all enemies, so you're maximizing everything.)
+Jacob DaGun Wow.
Father: "Son... It has been 4.5 years... but it is time..."
Son: "Time for what, dad?"
Father: "Time for you to continue the legacy."
Son: "The legacy of what, dad?"
Father: "The legacy of the Cake."
And as the Father and Son talked about the timer, Father grew anxious.
"It is time..." said Father. "For you... to press the A button.
Son was about to press it. He kept hesitating. He eventually pressed it...
A frame too late.
Father: "What have you done, son?! I have been waiting 4.5 years for this moment... and you have ruined it..."
Son could not believe what just happened. He had failed the Integer Overflow Glitch.
Filled with sadness, Son disappeared.
Forever.
i cri evrytiem
Underrated comment
Noooooooo
Best Story ive ever heard x'D
YourLocalMudkip Wow and who's watching in 2035
Time for a new speedrun category: cake%
totally
the speedrun would take 26 seconds to complete, unless you consider what happens before that.
more of a cake slowrun
Waiting for Stryder to return after 4.5 years with a new video showing that he actually did this
That soap cake joke at the beginning. Glorious.
You. I like you.
ITS THE SOAP CAKE MAN
Azu Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's episode, until next time, stay squeaky!
Do you mean "This time, we're talking about ovens!"?
Integer overflow is amusing and can cause some hilarious glitches. In the first Civ game, Ghandi had the lowest aggression rating possible. A Zero. Researching democracy would lower your aggression by two points. Due to computer math, after researching Democracy, Ghandi was two hundred and fifty five points of pure nuclear rage on a scale of one to ten
he's ghand mad!
And thus began the nuclear Ghandi meme
I’m pretty sure they kept his aggression in some some of the later games because it was so iconic.
Xios Angelis ghlassic
In that case, the unsigned integer underflow'd before your city was overflow'd by NUCLEAR ROCKETS.
You've got to do the cooking by the book
XD
*OKAY*
You know you cant be lazy
**NO U**
Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Imagine missing the 13-second window and having to bake it for another 4.5 years.
Now I'm wondering if that oven runs on gas or electric, and just how much of that is apparently stored somewhere in the castle... it's clearly not hooked up to any utilities.
the oven is powered by the heat of the oven. don't question it. ;)
It's powered by star power. Duh.
It's a wood burning stove. You can see the chimney
gg ik how you got that line
That's some damn good firewood they're using if it can last for over four years
*Cooks over 36 seconds*
Well shit, I gotta wait another 4.5 years to continue playing this game now... great...
Mushroom Kingdom Puffle relatable
Club penguin things make me depressed
Lazer Viper Then go to club penguin rewritten
But what if the maximum number of seconds *in the universe* overflows?
someuser17 The universe collapses to a singularity
Time isn't a human idea, but it isn't a material either, so your half right.
If you can get past someone... can you also get *future?*
And that's why the big crunch/heat death will happen!
fuck you think the big bang was? it was a time reset by the universe and trillions upon trillions of years from now, it'll happen again
Someone remind me December next year to take my cake out of the oven, I've already waited 3 years.
Edit 1: Oh boy time to enjoy this nice tasty cake, thank you all, it's been an amazing journey, I'll see you all in four and a half more years
rubyhurcules132 sure thing
IVgorm I’m afraid you might
@@zoramy9376 nah
i'm just commenting on here so i get a notification as well
Sure thing!
i thought it said "Being a cake for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable"
*Day 725, Year 3*
The Cakes have finally accepted me as their deity. Every day they praise me as coming farther than any cake ever known. Soon I will become their ruler.
*Day 726, Year 3*
The jig is up
setterblad that would be amazing!!
*Day 800* We're All Wafers Now
*Day 807, Year 3*
The cakes are coming back...for REVENGE!
(Pfff, I don't even know)
Ok tell me, who thought, "wow i really think i should cook the cake in paper mario for LITERALLY 4.5 YEARS."
Hey, we all have strange thoughts.
That would be me.
Last time I tried to bake a cake for 4.5 years my gf left me haha. The oven still reeks from the ashes, the smell reminds me of her.
he's not kidding
Nah, I think that's legit.
deserteagle1446
Yup she's dead, RIP baked girlfriend. We hardly knew ye.
Mario: "peach come on stop baking that cake, i'm already here to save you"
Peach: "dont worry mario, theres only 1 year and half left"
Someone should try this with an actual cake
Real Life Glitching
it won't work
Hays Coleman, don’t knock it ‘til you try it
i know it won't work because it will burn the cake
Hays Coleman, have you tried it?
You gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can't be lazy!
Tuukka Haapakoski
He used a messy recipe and the cake ended up crazy
He didn't do the cooking by the book
But he still had a cake
Tuukka Haapakoski wasn’t Robbie the mayor of lazytown at the start of that show?
Tuukka Haapakoski Was the cookbook number one?
TURN AROUND BITCH!
When you want to cook it for 4.5 years and accidentally miss the extra 36 seconds.
*-_-*
Oh crap I left my game running for 4.5 years I should go take the cake out of the oven
...I want this on a shirt or something. It's one of those things where it'll leave most people deliciously confused even with context.
@@TaoScribble deliciously...
The cake is like a Phoenix. It burns to ashes but then emerges good as new after 4.5 years has passed.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake... for 4 years.
I'm starting to see you everywhere now.
You know you can't be lazy.
Then, you'll, have, a .. NOW BRING IT DOWN BITCH, LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP!
THANK THE INTERNET FOR THIS GIFT
+Natha is your pfp Twilight Town? yooo
But can we bake half a cake?
a cake is a cake, you can't say it's just half a cake
+Bluespheal gg
+Bluespheal you got the quote right! XD
half a cake is still a cake
You can't say it's only a half
nice hack! ill try it with my oven.
uh. looking for a place to stay
Did the oven explode?
Let me try so I could know what happen
Friendly Girl r-woooooosh
@@lordroy88 Why did you had to Woosh?
Cheesed Burger listen, I’m not a stupid redditor, but sometimes you just have to.
Right before Princess Peach puts the cake in the oven:
Koopa - Hey, I'm hungry.
Goomba - Yeah, I'm hungry. Let's go to the kitchen.
(The two begin to walk to the kitchen and open the door slightly)
Koopa - Wait Goomba, I think I see Princess Peach, she's baking something. Looks like a cake.
Goomba - Oh man, how about we ambush her after she makes the cake.
Koopa - Bright idea buddy, let's just wait and WHAM enjoy that cake she made!
4.5 years later...
Princess Peach - Where does the goomba and the koopa come from... and why are they laying on the ground without moving...? Well, better go to Gourmet Guy now!
TurtliLP
The koopa ended up turning into a dry bones!
xD
+lvl5Vaporeon YOUR GOURMET GUY IS EVOLVING
GOURMET GUY EVOLED INTO DRY GUY/SHY GUY/RULER GUY
And by giving your Gourmet Guy a Diabetes Stone...
It will evolve into a Fat Guy.
Measurements of time
Second
Minute
Hour
Day
Year
Cake
Decade
Century
Millennium
Eon
So on and so on
You forgot all the ones before second.
Also cake year
Between Century and millennium: blocks (the block which if you hit for 416 years crashes Paper Mario)
Mango Max what about the ones before second and week
Fixed version:
Microsecond
Millisecond
Second
Minute
Hour
Universe-Hopping Mario
Day
Week
Month
Year
Cake
Decade
Century
Block
Millennium
Eon
Great deku tree's lifetime
kirby's favorite number of eons
-INSERT ANOTHER JOKE HERE-
Only 1 year left and there will be another 13 second chance to take the cake out of the oven!
"...yet he still enjoys my cake"
darn it I can't keep a straight face hearing that
Me: *bakes cake for 4 years*
Shyguy: *spits out* YOU DIDNT GET IT OUT THE CORRECT TIMING!
Me: so 5 years?
No, you have to bake it for 2,147,483,650 years.
Speaks to toad 5 times
Speak counter: 5
Speaks to toad 21 more times
Speak counter: 4.000.000.000+
"Please dont try this irl"
unless you want a world record that is.
To late
oh so you got one?
Creepercraft_Gaming na I'm making one still
*Throws cake in oven*
WHET DID YEH SAY?
Top 10 recipes that even gordon ramsey can't do it perfectly
Everything he can say is, it’s fucking raw!
(4.5 years later)
there is nothing in the oven!
In a game:
WOW ITS SO YUMMY
My house is on fire!
I can image some click bait title like: “This AMAZING cake took 4 years to make!”
That's basically the title lol
I'm sorry that I'm the first reply in a year ❤
MIND FREAK
EVERYTIME PEACH SAYS "I've baked a delicious cake for you" SHE MEANS SHE STARTED TO BAKE IT 4.5 YEARS AGO, THEREFORE SHE KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET KIDNAPPED
MIND FREAK
HOLY SHEITO
You don't know that. All you know is that *it takes kω+b seconds to bake a cake*, where *b* is about 23 seconds, *ω* is about 4.5 years (the time necessary to overflow the value), and *k* is the number of times Peach has chosen to overflow the counter. k needs to be a non-negative number, but mind that it absolutely can be a zero. There is an infinite (but countable) number of possible wait times till the time window to take the cake out. Note: the formula gives you the earliest point you can take the cake out, from which to have about 13 seconds to react.
Vestin, thanks for teaching me algebra!
Fang, the Fencer
That makes no sense. Go back to school.
Fang, the Fencer boy, i can't wait to get kidnapped in 4.5 years
"Oh, I've waited so long!"
*Y A D O N ' T S A Y*
This works because Gourmet Guy has been waiting so long that he forgot how Cakes are supposed taste like so it just tastes magical when he finally eats it. XD
StupidMarioBros1Fan oh hello again :)
StupidmarioBros1Fan
Seems legit.
This reminds me of that rumor about playing as adult link in normal hyrule in ocarina of time if you left it running for 7 years.
Welcome to math class, first how much frames are in 4.5 years?
Soul Eater
About 4,294,967,295 frames, with another 690-1080 frames sprinkled in.
A+
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *brain crashes and i have a coma*
Itz_Deku 30?
Probably 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
We all just better hope that Gourmet Guy really likes burnt ashes and extremely dissolved cake batter
I wonder if anyone has tried to do this legitimately since this video has come out.
I'm still going.
you're the game theory that I actually want to watch
Sgt Gatorade Its just a teary, A GAME TEERY. Thanks for watching.
teery?
teary
paper
paper rips
omg why
GaiR BaeR child I think you mean "theory"
egg
What kind of cake only takes 30 seconds to cook?
My dick.
Relcort you might want to see a doctor if you finish that quickly
Eren Yaehger depends, if the oven is about 3000 celcius, they would bake in a few seconds
Unfunny sonic avatar meme cancer a normal cake
Eren Yaehger a souffée if you consider it like a cake
Some were, some one accidentally left their cake in the oven in this game.. and their devise was on the charger after he moved away... and it’s been years..
37 seconds: HELL NO!
4.5 years: Meh, sure.
there was an add about soap before this video........
It wanted you to add it to his cake.
It was Glade for me, which is similar.
*ad
adblock m8
+sagiksp Sorry, but some people aren't assholes and want creators to have some money to live on.
"There's a little segment where we play as Princess Peach, which requires us to bake a delicious cake Gourmet Guy. It's not challenging by any means-"
I don't know if you got really good at this playing Paper Mario a lot or something, but I remember the baking time for the cake being very, very, VERY precise to the point where if you were a millisecond off of 30 seconds, Gourmet Guy will label it as too overcooked or too undercooked. It was a nightmare for me to get past when I was a kid.
Or you know, I didn't know how to count the proper speed as a kid.
egg² = ∞
Oops. I baked the cake for 4.5 years and 1 second. It sucks now. Time to do it all over again
IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE. IF YOUR WAY IS HAZZYYY, JUST DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOKK. Y'KOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZYYYY ima leave now bye
Blox CrafterFTW You gotta do the cooking by the book**
Blox CrafterFTW nice profile picture dude
Blox CrafterFTW We are number one
I need this guy to teach me in Advanced Mathematics
He used the calculator
Lets talk about parallel universes
But first, we gotta crash Paper Mario
Advanced Mathematics? This is just basic division... might wanna start filling in that MacDonalds application
You don't need math.
Peach: *bakes a cake for four years*
Mario: *is dead*
So far we couldve cooked 2 cakes, let me know when the next one's ready please!
2:37
_“I’ve waited so long!”_
No kidding.
Dear mario:
Please come to the castle,
I've been baking a cake for four years,
Yours truly *Peach*
So this is how Peach made a Cake for Mario in SM64? Putting cake into an oven for a Trillion years?
Glad they never got that old to eat sugary junkies.
How did you think of that
And he is still baking today...
Is the Paper Mario fandom okay?
no
The test results don't look good. We believe it has cancer.
No, we were recently diagnosed with two potentially life threatening diseases called Sticker Star and Color Splash.
no but its doing better than the super mario 64 fandom
+pikachu896 No,it's a desease really toxic called Fanboys of Paper Mario 64.
Cooking Mama can't compare to Peach at all now
COOKING MAMA CANT BAKE A CAKE FOR 4.5 YEARS!
BUT SOME RANDOM PRINCESS OF SHROOM KINGDOM CAN.
Cooking peach confirmed for switch 2025 -it's a joke alright-
Squishy Moon lol true XD
If you had started baking when this video came out, the cake would've been ready by now. On to year 9
Don't forget to come back on 13/02/2021 so we can all be here for the cake's completion!