Monday Monologue Ep 5: Fake News & Real Sarcasm | Al Pacino, Amazon Sued (again), Fake Subway Tuna

Welcome the Monday Monologue! Episode 5 where I bring you fake news & real sarcasm. This late night talk show comedy monologue (in the style of the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon or Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live) is where I take a look at news and current events and make fun of them. Let's go!
In this episode of the Monday Monologue: Al Pacino is expecting a fourth child at the ripe old age of 83 which is amazing because when he ejaculates dust comes out. Who is suing Amazon & what does Jeff Bezos have to say about it? What's really is that Subway tuna footlong you ordered. HINT: it's probably not tuna! What led to a roommate squabble that ended in gunfire. The answer is in your freezer. Can actually buy a face on Facebook? What is the most unusual item ever found in someone's rectum? HINT: Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! If you actually read all of this I want to personally thank you for supporting independent comedy and supporting the channel!
All jokes were written by me and are all original. I also added fake laughing for authenticity.
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