Trump's Wild Debate Conspiracies, Former GOP Leaders for Kamala, MAGA Fashion Show & iPhone Prank
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- The Golden Bachelorette premiered on ABC and there are a bunch of great characters in it, things are looking up for Kamala Harris as a new poll has her leading by six points, Trump is still busy trying to convince everyone that he won the debate by throwing around tons of conspiracies, 111 former Republican national security officials and members of Congress published a letter today endorsing Kamala Harris, after the attempt at an assassination attempt on Sunday the Secret Service has again informed Trump that if he wants to continue to play golf they need to boost their presence, the Mayor of Springfield, OH is saying that a visit from Trump would be an extreme strain on local resources, Trump supporters held what they called “The America First Patriotic Designer Showcase” in Long Island last night, and we trick pedestrians into believing their old iPhones are the new iPhones.
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If we have to pay to protect a convicted felon should it not be in a secure facility like a federal penitentiary.
YES!
Absolutely!!
Or a Criminal Lunatic Asylum ?
Well said!
😅
People don’t pay attention to the polls get out and vote in mass please . Polls try to discourage you from voting .
Exactly! 💙🇺🇸
Being Lazy is what discourages people from voting.
Check your voter registration status
Volunteer for Democratic candidates
VOTE.
@@mariegarside8830 Just had to fight with Ohio secretary of State Frank LaRose for trying to kick me off the ballot. 6 years at this residence, vote in GE and Midterms, and they said "Well, you didn't respond to our mailer".
I never RECEIVED a mailer, I didn't even know my status was in question until I checked online and they had me listed for purge even though voting in the last two elections was "supposed" to keep that from happening.
Kimmel looks like he needs a flea collar.
Kamala actually tried to hold back a laugh when Trump went into his “they are eating the dogs” rant. But she could not hold it in. She let it out. It was a genuine laugh and my favorite moment of the debate. She seemed to relax and enjoyed herself the rest of the night.
This is why they hate her laugh so much. Because she's genuine. People like Trump and Vance only have hate in their hearts so they don't know what it's like to genuinely laugh at something, unless they're throwing out hateful conspiracy theories or rhetoric.
Instead of using tax payer $ for increased Security for Trump,
That tax payer $ could be used for more Security for the border -
the BIPARTISAN IMMIGRATION bill that Trump told his MAGA Republicans in Congress to not sign!😮😢😅
Maybe that money could better be spent making lives in other countries better, so they stay there.
@@woeiswawaThat too, but I think Kamala Harris has already visited the Leader of Mexico to work out how to stop as many people making their way to the border. It has significantly reduced the number of migrants travelling through Mexico to the border. Although there are still too many for the border operatives to process through lack of funding that was denied by Trump. But you don't hear that on Fox.
I say let the billionaire hire his own
Boarder security - no need for tax dollars, Mexico is paying for it.
@@proudgrandmaof4she's done nothing about the border and ruined alot of towns and cities.
I am pretty sure the Secret Service can protect the Orange Goon in a 6x6 cell.
Thick walls, steel bars, isolation.😂
He could get one of those office putting greens for his accommodations😂.
Trump is America's last hope
The MAGA nation is divided right now. Half of them want to follow Liz Cheney to vote for Kamala.
@@nsaurabh25 Hope is for gullible cultists. Hope is for deluded cultists. And for losers
I love how Jimmy does the weave in his monologues, weaving in as many hilarious nicknames for the traitor as he can. Chef's kiss.
this segment highlight: Liger Woods!
Is there anyone with two brain cells who couldn't have guessed what the debate questions were going to be about? Thanks Jimmy Kimmel!😂💙
Yes!! It's not a trivia quiz
No, there is no-one with 2 brain cells who couldn't have guessed the debate questions. Trump, however, has only 1 brain cell.
I just don't understand this cult. When Biden sh*t the bed in the first debate all the Democrats knew it, said it out loud and he was replaced on the ticket. Trump could have stood up there with Harris and puked up a turtle and all the Magas would saying what a beautiful turtle it was. The finest turtle anyone has ever seen, everyone is saying it, I tell you.
They scrapped the question about eating cats and dogs. RIGGED
@@glens0r Eating the cats and dogs wasn't a question. Trump just blurted it out 😂.
(There's 2 p's in "scrapped" btw)
Kamala played him masterfully. She made her points, then quoted something he said which put him into a totally unhinged rant. 🤣
Well done. 🙂
😂😂 she did nothing but laugh, interrupt and make lame soap opera stories 😂 she actually was asked to stop several times, and left without saying a last word 😂
@@griseldavazquez9286 Tbh, I kinda lmfao'd some of it too. Pet eating immigrants was one of those babblings. lol
Pretty much everything else he had to say too... 🤣
@@griseldavazquez9286He interrupted and was allowed SEVERAL TIMES to speak past his time, she tried ONLY ONCE and was stopped. Your beloved cult leader lost like he did in Nov ‘20 and we haven’t stopped celebrating. 😂💙🌊💙🌊💙
@@griseldavazquez9286 what debate did you actually see🤔🤦♀️
@@griseldavazquez9286 She was never asked to stop a single time. You don't get to make up your own facts. Now tell us why you support a proven sex criminal.
Thanks to you Jimmy & those republicans who signed the letter .🙏.
Don't it piss you off that annually tens of millions our tax dollars are wasted for secret service for a convicted career criminal.
SOOOOOOOOOOO much!!
And also how he's wasted time, money, and resources in courts all over this country!
It pisses me off and I'm not even American!!!!
You guys really want Trump dead.
How long do the secret service stay with an ExPresident ? 🇨🇦
Good stuff, Jimmy! The cell phone skit confirms what many of us have long believed; people can be so damn gullible about what they see, hear, and read. This simple skit speaks volumes about much of what is taking place in our country right now. Thanks for posting, and stay safe 🙏
We need to raise our kids to not be consumer-fools. My kid is in tech and he will not buy an Apple product. As they say in Texas, they are 'All hat, no cattle.'
His cheating at golf is legendary. It says a lot about his character, or lack there of. You can learn a great deal about a person by their fair play and honesty, or lack there of, and DJT lacks all character but that of a loser who will do anything to "win".Like block a border bill, or use "mein Kampf as a playbook to success.
The cult mentality in Apple users has been off the charts for ages, since the days of 'I don't do Windows, I love Mac'. As the saying goes, a fool and his money are easily parted.
@TheAccidentalViking congratulations raising a son who seems to have good old fashion horse sense. Thanks for the comments, and stay safe 🙏
@@wingman416 golf is the only game that you play against yourself
That rally was embarrassing. As a Long Islander, i can say that not all of us are like this. Some of us still believe in honesty and Democracy and will be voting blue up and down the ballot this November
Yessss!
@@jeanhoward1996 Everything that Trump does has a hidden agenda? Why would he waste a campaign time in NY when he knows that he would not win in NY? It’s because he is having a rally in rich part of NY where he knew he would get a great turnout and get media coverage. It’s all about the show! No substance😡
Same!
Yup 👍 ❤
I finally got to participate in a political telephone poll. When asked if I planned to vote in person, I said, "If I have to push my walker through a blizzard, I'll be at the polls to vote!"
hahaha, excellent! Love that response
You are a great lady and has a heart to this country and know what is right and what is wrong in this country at this crucial time with convicted felon Trump and his cronies Republicans still spreads lies about everything every time they open their mouth, we people of the world applaud your courage to stand up to the nonsense of these traitors to this country 🙏💙✌️🇺🇸❤️🎉👏
Me too
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
That is (as we say in Australia) precious.
People are so gullible- Trump has capitalized on this type of stupidity!
You misspelled Apple.
Scientifically, it's called confirmation bias. People want to believe something so badly, they ignore any evidence to the contrary. tRump definitely benefits from this; they believe his lies because they want them to be true.
Yes because the American education system is garbage and has terrible standards. So people are fools. Fools are easy to trick and control. That is why the standards are low, compared to the rest of the world. Designed to keep you under control. Trump did capitalise on it. But he did it to feed hate and division, not because he is smart. But it did work for him. It is not working this time, as many more people are aware of his antics.
@@Ken.- 2 things can be true.
MAGA / G = gullible
My respect for those Republicans now endorsing Harris is enormous. It must have been very hard for them to go against their own political instincts, but it shows that they are indeed TRUE PATRIOTS, choosing COUNTRY over PARTY.
True unfortunately, but it shouldn't be that hard at all. The fact that it would take this much courage to do so in this current political environment only speaks to the fact of how unnormal all of this has become, and how unfit DT still is for office. Crossing party lines shouldn't be met with threats and inciteful rhetoric in the first place.
I have to agree with you, much repect for real Patriotism!!!
Like Biden choosing AMERICA over his own legacy by stepping down despite his political ambition ❤
@@hectorpascal thank you but it wasn't that hard, at least for me as a moderate
As a tax payer, increase in security for golfing is NOT approved.
Fact. That's his private property, let him deal with it.
As a tax payer, how about a raise in social security?😁
@@gary-rr7jp President Biden is going to give SSI a raise.
@@divine1052is he? I could certainly use it. Not for a vacation or anything but maybe food for the pets? We don't eat them. We feed them. Some with bottles.
If he's so adamant about golfing... give him virtual reality glasses, that way he can use them when he's incarcerated.
Barron: Sorry dad I’m voting for Kamala.
Melania: Me Too!!!
Actually, Malania: Donny please, read my new book and I’ll vote for you.
Donny: I don’t read books, especially yours.
💙
@@chrisferrario1540
In his voice: 'You know I've only ever read two books, they're my favorite. Best books ever written: Art of the Deal, and the Holy Bible. If I did read yours, it would be a hard 3rd."
*Where did she go?* *She was here a minute ago.*
Hey J.D, how's it going with the couch ?
*"Sofa... sooo good"*
Keep dreaming...they are just as bad
Jews who support 45 ,who says Neo-Nazis are good people in Charlottesville ,VA! That is WEIRD! German - Swiss American here. And FYI, my Great-Uncle died on a beach in Anzio, Italy. Hecwas a Staff Sgt in the US Army. He definitely was NOT a LOSER! 🇩🇪 🇨🇭 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🪖🫡🫡🫡🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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*"... They're Eating The DAWGS!"* 😂😂😂
Crazy Rite!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
“Their EETING the ccats!” 😂😂😂
His accent really came out!
"They're EETING... They're EETING... the PETS... of the PEOPLE... that LLLIVE THERE."
The best part of "their eating the dogs, the cats, they are eating the pets" was David Muir fact checked him on it and his come back was "Its on TV"!! Yelp that's were tRump gets all his info...all the news outlets, RUclips and best of all ....Jimmy Kimmel Live...this is trumps favorite show!!😜🙀🐺😾🤷
Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙
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@@mariegarside8830 The post-debate *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.20 per gallon today. That's 52 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !! !
@@hughjorg4008 notice how they lower prices during electons
Who are they? I guess Trump is included, isn't he?
1. Obama: Putin attacks Crimea.
Trump: Putin does nothing.
Biden: Putin Attacks Ukraine.
Kamala: Putin attacks America because he does not respect women, or life in general.
2. Trump is the only politicians since the Founding Fathers to CUT government.
3. He turned down the presidential salary, and by law, only earned $1 a year.
4. Thank you Heavenly Father for keeping Trump safe so he can keep giving corrupt government a much needed diet!!
It’s going to cost Springfield because he doesn’t pay his bills
I have NEVER EVER seen so many people from the other party come out in favor or support the candidate from the other party.
@@JeckelNotHyde what are you quoting?
@JeckelNotHyde Yes, every day more Republicans are jumping ship. There is hope for us all when Kamala wins!
@@JeckelNotHyde your delusion is insane 😂
@@JeckelNotHyde you're doomed. harris is going to win election
It's unprecedented. This has never happened. I believe many republicans want to save the GOP from MAGA.
Do not vote for a narcissist, never vote for a narcissist. That's how Jan. 6th happened.
You are being way to hard on Jack
Sadly, some version of it is probably gonna happen again. I hope I am wrong but I doubt it.
you have to be a narcissist to want to be POTUS
@@user-tj7ek8bs7xyou have to be *narcissistic* to want to be POTUS. Pathological narcissism is a whole different thing.
@Blasted2Oblivion this time National Guard will be there on standby. They won't get away with what they did last time.
The guy in the pink shirt who worked for Apple took the prank so well. Well done him for being a good sport.👏
He was great wasn't he 😂😂😂🎉
He was great wasn't he 😂👏💕
Now he works for Kimmel
I sincerely hope the people were in on it somehow and didn’t really believe they were using a “new” phone.
Trump also said that Diddy is a good guy. and He knows him very well.....LOL
I'm sure he does. I'll bet he's on Diddys flight logs, too.
Nice try Diddy
So did Barrack Husain 😂
Good, the two of them can share a cell at Rikers. Lol
Diddy owes me a few million bucks. Once I figure out what he'd done to me, I'll sue.
We need to change the laws that will not allow a person who tried to overthrow the government or is a felon to ever run for office.
Agreed 100%.
Sks yes yes yes I say this too and we need to make it a prison felony to try to or block American citizens from voting!!!!!
No, we need to ENFORCE the laws that already exist. It’s insane, huh?
@@judithmccrea2601 There are no laws saying a convicted felon can't run for office. But normally that's not a problem because people are supposed to be smart enough to not vote for a convicted felon, and that felon is supposed to be behind bars. Too bad people are stupid and the courts keep bending over backwards to avoid actually giving Trump the punishment he deserves.
@@deezkhajiit184What if a felon did his/her time and became a pillar of the society for 15 years. Would you still deny him the Presidency after they did their time? Are people supposed to be punish their whole life for a felony charge they did in their youth?. Should we not look at worst/best case scenario before making huge decisions? For Trump that would be disqualified because it was falsifying records. How could you want a president that has been caught with many cases of fraud civil and criminal and want them to be president?
There will come a day when Donald Trump will no longer be in politics, which is by 6th November 2024, but your egomaniac and dishonor in defensive of this man will remain.💙💙💙💙
Hopefully, you are right ✅️
sorry to burst your bubble but when he loses he will not be going away, even after he is dead and buried we will still be hearing about that clown, the nightmare that never stops
@@user-tj7ek8bs7xthe world would be a perfect utopia if we never have to hear that name again!
I hope I live long enough that not only he loses the election and all his court cases appeals’ have dried up
JFC can you imagine if he tried to run in 2028?
So she got the questions. Listen up Don, it was a political debate, we all knew the frickin questions.
haha, an 8th grader would have guessed most of them, right
The fact is, Kamala spent plenty of time researching and preparing for the debate, and, TRUMP spent all his time just playing GOLF...I bet he never even showed up in classes in college and the school was PAID to get him out of there.
"What is your plan for the economy?"
"What is your plan for foreign relations?"
There, I got the questions in advance.
He didn't even know the questions after they were asked.
@@alphabrainwave He had a concept of an answer... The only debate he's qualified for is a maths debate but I bet he hasn't been able to see it for decades...
Trump can’t even secure his own golf course,what makes you think he can secure our border?
Maybe cause he’s not president right now ? 😒
Trump is getting BORING. Same old stupid rants. Make him go away. Let's go Harris!
Vote blue 💙
You are right....a broken record
Go Harris? Nobody voted for her, complete airhead, she has no policies. Will completely destroy this country.
@@laurahoward5426 and a criminal record.
1. Obama: Putin attacks Crimea.
Trump: Putin does nothing.
Biden: Putin Attacks Ukraine.
Kamala: Putin attacks America because he does not respect women, or life in general.
2. Trump is the only politicians since the Founding Fathers to CUT government.
3. He turned down the presidential salary, and by law, only earned $1 a year.
4. Thank you Heavenly Father for keeping Trump safe so he can keep giving corrupt government a much needed diet!!
Trump's such a waste of tax payer money! Vote Harris/Walz 2024!💙 That way we get what we pay for!
*air.
yeah, like we are doing now?
He was already advised that this particular course is extremely hard to secure. President Obama used to play on a course within a military installation, which, of course, has restricted access. However, if donnie did that, he'd lose out on the exorbitant fees he charges and would have nothing to whine about.
With her policy inflation is going to increase.
Trump/Vance 2024 ✊🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@frankdoe4940tell me what a tariff is Frank.
Why is Dump so concerned about "the questions"?? It's not like he even listened to, ...or answered any of them when he was asked... nor was it rocket science to work out what the questions were going to be... They're the same questions that are ALWAYS asked.
springfield mayor isn't obligated to do anything for trump.
The governor asked Trump Vance to stay away.
@@mariegarside8830 That's like "Please come to Springfield!" to a narcissist and sociopath.😂
@@gary-rr7jpprobably, sadly
The Mayor of Springfield asked Trump and Vance to stay away.
The governor asked Trump and Vance to stay away.
Are Trump and Van e dim-witted ?
Let's hope the mayor holds firm and doesn't host him.
I love Kamala’s reaction to the eating the pets statement, I’ll never forget it!
The Orange is getting to be the best standup comedian.😂
Yes! 😂 "Oh, come on!"
*Calm* in the White House is much better than chaos in the White House. TAYLOR SWIFT is right. 👍 We are voting for KAMALA.💙
I'm sure she was wondering what was going on with 🤔 😂😂
That was priceless ☺️💙💙
How in the heck does he need tax payer money for the secret service to protect him on the golf course, is he campaigning out there? He should pay for his own extra security system! 🇺🇸🦅💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
More Republicans keep supporting Kamala, KEEP IT UP!!!
I don't see that. Let's see November and what majority of ppl in this country decided and stop trying to manipulate what media wants to lead.
@@griseldavazquez9286 It's true. Look up "Republicans for Harris" is a free search. Just do it!
November will tell
Well, if they want to vote against their own interests for asinine who lies to them they will. Vote blue 💙
PROTECT WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!
Forget the polls. Vote vote Blue
💙
Vote Green 2024. Was Blue - but Dems and Republicans have too much blood on their hands. We desperately need change.
Vote Blue and open the borders and let 1 million more Haitians in. Yay!!
They are there legally@@nsaurabh25
Jimmy showed the Haiti map, said the word 'unflattering', I immediately saw Trump!😂
It's called COUNTRY OVER PARTY!! VOTE BLUE AMERICA DEPENDS ON YOU 💙💙💙💙
Remember polls don't vote, we do!
Right I'm voting for Kamala instead of corporate America
Do NOT get comfortable. The fact that everyone thought Hillary was going to sweep it up probably led to some complacency. Kamala is right to run like the underdog.
Trump charged taxpayers 142 million for golfing on his own property grifter
His 2016 election promise was he would not golf and work for the American people in that time - he ended up golfing more.
@fikkaification Biden's 2020 campaign he promised we would cure cancer if he was elected....
2024 - cancer still exists
@sergeant_salty you are weird.
Wonder how much Joe charges for laying around the beach like a beached whale...
Yawn.....whatever.
Trump golfed more than 400 times, so you should definitely obsess over Joe going to the beach once.
He should be in Prison already.
😂 The iPhone bit, doesn't even slightly surprise me
I almost feel sorry for them. Gullible.
Rule of thumb: People who hand over their phones to strangers so their data can be copied are not the brightest candle on the cake.
👍🎯👍
Exactly ‼️😂
My jaw dropped at how eager those folk were to hand over their phones to complete strangers to get all of their data copied, like how naive and credulous do you have to be?? They’re incredibly lucky it was just Kimmel messing with them and not someone a lot more nefarious. No wonder there are so many scammers out there with bozos like that around! And as much as I loved the dude who worked for Apple, surely he should have known much better?! 🤦🏼♀️
"Witchcraft"? My God, clutching at straws! She beat him, plain and simple. Trump made it easy for her, bouncing between wild conspiracy theories and tales of crowd size. And I want a copy of that Trump/Haiti map!😆
Haitia* that's where Haitians come from. What's this "haiti" you speak of?
Stinky is just upset that a woman made him look stupid..
"I saw her talking to Goody Procter!"😈😂
Maybe Aliens gave her the answers when they abducted her right b4 the debate!!🤣😂😛
@@gary-rr7jpVery good!!!
The designer showcase literally feels like a Jimmy Kimmel skit
How is a guy with a firearm, *in Florida,* who never fired a shot or got anywhere near Trump considered an assassination attempt?
Exactly, my question as well.
Uh, he was waiting for Trump under cover with an SKS. He didn't get very far with his attempt. He's lucky he wasn't killed. An attempt means he had a plan and he took action to implement the plan, which he clearly did.
Why was he there with an AK then? Did he forget his 9 iron?
An attempt is a plan combined with an action taken to execute the plan. That much clearly happened.
That was a concept of an assassination attempt.
Don’t put him in a plastic ball, put him in jail. It would save us money
Can we at least watch Trump roll around the prison yard in a hamster ball? Considering how depressing so many of his actions have been, I feel he owes us a lot of harmless entertainment to balance things out.
@@sailincat2822 that’s fair. I mean I really lean on just solitary confinement no interaction with anyone, but I think once a week for 3-4 hours if he’s in the hamster ball in the prison yard, and especially if no one can hear him, that would be good. Maybe even better than the stocks of yore. Do we have the other prisoners throw the rotten food at his ball while he’s in it even if they later wash it with a hose? Sure he won’t get messy, but again no one to listen to his complaints either.
Only in America. Thanks Jimmy.
I love this guy [Jimmy Kimmel]
Sadly no. I wish.
i just can't stop laughing when he starts about them eating the dogs. how can anyone in their right mind think that's normal?
Trump shouldn’t be anywhere near the White House.
Prison is where he is going!
Vote to make sure he won't have a chance.
no one should be.
Yes. A convicted criminal cannot vote as he is excluded from the system. So why does Trump get to run for President? He should not even be allowed to vote.
Trump shouldn't be anywhere.
The iphone people at the end had me rolling
Hilarious and scary how ppl can be so easily fooled ...😮 😅😅
@@lindaramirez7339I mean, people who are buying every single new iPhone are pretty gullible. You can easily skip a few numbers ad still be up to date enough.
@@lindaramirez7339 to be fair, he also cleaned the screen.
I’m sorry but I’m going to use “Mar a Lardo” as much as humanly possible!!!😂😂😂💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🗳️🗳️🗳️
Kamala is a breath of fresh air
😂😂😂
Right? I don't get why some folks don't like her laugh( or smile), it's radiant and contagious to me and shows a strong, sophisticated, intelligent character.
@@griseldavazquez9286 Why do you laugh? Seriously? Please explain? Ahhhh, you got nothing.
😂😂😂 OhmyLord!!😂😂😂 Oh! STOP! I AM ON THE FLOOR, DYING HERE! LITERALLY!
Jimmy Kimmel is the new king of late night!
Calling Donald Trump a sociopath is an insult to psychopaths.
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆
TRULY!
I think all the Apple guy did was clean their phone screens .😂😂😂😂
It's an insult to walking paths, biking paths, paths to success, and please path the salt.
@@Acronym6197😂😂😂
we need SANITY back!!
That America First Patriotic Designer Showcase bit is pure gold. Thank you Jimmy!
What's on the back of his jacket?
Jimmy, you Seth and Steven are doing the work for all the media. I appreciate you guys keeping honest with us!
Love your shows and your writers! Thank you.😊
Keeping me happy
i love them all but how can you possibly forget jon Stewart?
Can't forget the Johns 🙏
Bloody brilliant 👍🎉
John Oliver & Jon Stewart
You heard about the geese, right from the propa-ganderer.
Witty!
Whenever I unexpectedly laugh at something silly, I end up embarrassing myself & laughing even harder.
Good one 😂
My daily morning laugh 🤣🤣🥰
Hes also unfit to be human
haha true
Agree 110%
A slug would be insulted.
The planet could do with a few less Huckabees.
Do with alot less reality TV! Cfos sticking to IPs is getting old.
I can't believe how absolutely stupid Huckabee actually is! Only a state like Alabama would elect such a person as Gov. 😮
Actually Arkansas, but i didn't vote for her !!!!@JohnSmith-l7c
Bad genes in that family tree!
The Apple Sales Rep one was the most painful 😂😂😂😂
Loomer is *The Mushroom Goblin*
Gobbler.
Laura Looney tune
😂 🍄
The cheeto chomper
Is it worse than Green Goblin? 😂
Let Trump pay for his extra security. Oh I forgot Trump doesn't pay for anything😂😂😂😂
Trump leaves a trail of unpaid bills behind him.
@@mariegarside8830he's only a "billionaire" because of loans. I wouldn't be surprised if he is in like $500B of debt
@@mariegarside8830 Like that toilet paper on his shoe!😆
He needs a GoFund from his supporters. Oh yeah, that's right, he does that already.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The apple thing was crazzyyy 😂
That Apple employee is such a great guy!
Vote BLUE 💙
Like Tim Apple?
Their employees can guide you with the newest Apple tech.😆
@@treetopjones737 the same "newest" tech the samsung and other androids have had for years already. i aint listening to liberal commies
@@TimApple. WTF? Weird MAGA
See how easily people can be fooled....but he was great about it...its always great when you can laugh at yourself...laugh away
To all Republicans (and wise Independents), and Democrats, choosing freedom (and a more intelligent and caring stance) over hateful conditioning and Trumpy cultism...THANK YOU, true Patriots! 💙 (I'm an Independent for Blue!!!)
YES Can't wait for November!
In voting for Kamala, you're are bringing America down because she is a socialist. Socialism destroys nations. Look at Venezuela. So if she wins, you can blame yourself for taking part in destroying our nation!
Keep on doing the truth job every single time. 👍🏻
Imagine he can't build a wall to protect his own golf course and yet wants to protect America!
Good opening monolog!!!!! LIKE ALWAYS!!!!...... IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FRIKKIN FIX IT!!! Love to your family Jimmy, and your crew, friends, AND MATT DAMON!!!! PEACE!!! DUMPDATRUMP!!!!
jimmy we love you DONT LEAVE
Just a reminder from Ohio that you can legally purchase a firearm with no background check or registration. It's still illegal for a felon to HAVE one but it's fine if they PURCHASE one.
Brought to you by an Ohio that's safe for school shooters. Thanks, Governor Dewine!
Yes you can purchase a rifle without a background check, but it’s federal law that you have to have one for a pistol of any kind.
@@only1muppet Not with private sellers. In Ohio, private sellers don't have to do diddly but take your money.
That makes no sense. Once you purchase one, then you have one, which is illegal... 🤔
@@cs3350 welcome to Ohio.
".....Thanks, Governor DeSwine!"
fify
lol, I adore the old guy loving the kitchen. Rightfully so, it was a beautiful kitchen.
Chick was mid but did you see those counters? 😂😂😂
Those pots❤
@Wildflower-xe8sn Dude was right, that Dutch oven alone is probably $200-300!
@@MarieLehleitner you can get the whole set at Costco
Seriously. That stove and fridge were amazing.
Jimmy Kimmel, you must know I'm an old lady from Toledo and I watch you in the morning on you tube. I can no longer drink my coffee while watching because I spit my coffee on my laptop! OMGosh you are one funny MuthaFukka! I love ya! xoxoxo
Jimmy, I hope your kid is doing well. So nice to see you back on the air. Your commentary is like all of the windows open in the house on a very crisp autumn day. Very invigorating😅😅
What a cool thing to say! Picturesque. I love Autumn!
Lovely! (one of my neighbors hasn’t opened her windows once since they bought the house in the late 60s!)
Turning AMERICA 💙.....because our DEMOCRACY DEPENDS ON US!!
JUST GO VOTE. WE NEED YOU TO VOTE.
For the love of God, lock that "clear and present danger" up !!
They could have good security at a prison!
😂😂😂 Thanks Jimmy for the laughs 🎉🎉🎉🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
The fact that his polling is so high is indefensible and unconscionable!
Tangerine Frankenstein is unfit. He knows nothing about everything.
Neither Kamala.
@@griseldavazquez9286 Oh, the old Kindergarten defense: "NU-UH! YOUR candidate IS!"
@@griseldavazquez9286 You sure about that? Kamala Harris clearly knows how to conduct a cross examination of a witness at their own trial that destroy their own credibility. That's how she won the debate; treating Trump as a hostile witness and trying to squeeze a confession out of him.
The placebo effect with the Apple Phone! Hilarious!
yep... that's what gets the right wing capitalism going.
When they said they were bringing someone out to sing the anthem, I was hoping it would be Roseanne.
Greeting from Germany .Thank you for PEACE work.
I can't wait until the day NO ONE is talking about Chump!! Remember, he thrives on any attention-Roy Cohn taught him that any coverage is better than no coverage so he really doesn't care, as long as he's being talked about that's all that matters
People want to believe, sad they get conned so easily. Gullible 🤣🇺🇲💙
How maddening that we have to pay even more to protect this horrible person.
I know. I hate it 😮😢
If he truly is a billionaire, he could pay for it himself. But that he never did in his live, he always let other people pay his bills.
Remember when he was president, he kept bringing secret service to his own properties and CHARGING them exorbitant rates to stay there to protect him?
I agree. Now it's going to cost the taxpayers even more so he can play golf. WTF!
Indeed, especially since he and his party have stirred up all the chaos and hatred and are also responsible for the gun laws, whereas school kids aren´t protected by the secret service.
Alright! Good job, Jimmy 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
When a person excels at something, their success speaks for itself. The “goat” doesn’t need to say it aloud 😅
And they definitely don’t need to lie about imaginary friends calling them the 🐐!
Love me some Jimmy!!!
I bet you do 😂😉
He's hilarious 😂😂😂
Never in history have so many people turnee against their own party to warn against their own candidate.
Again, it's on us, the taxpayers, NOT Trump, because he doesn't pay his taxes to fund him playing GOLF!! Let him get & PAY FOR his own security detail to play golf! SO ridiculous!!
Like the French can become united to counter right extremism by massively voting, the Americans can do the same. If you don’t massively vote for Kamala, it will be the end of America and Europe. The whole western world depends on your votes, so please don’t think she already won, go and vote…. 👍👏❤🇺🇸💪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇧❤🙏😻😺❤👏👍😎
Thanks Jimmy we all need a good laugh!
Jimmy is not a comedian.. he's a puppet for the left.. He doesn't even write his own jokes.
That last guy has the best sense of humor
They are eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats! What’s donny smoking??
Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙
"What’s donny smoking??"
DonkeyDix
@@extremeknucklehead3637 🤣🤣😂
Grandpa